For strange member behavior instead of guests. Also to get me on "Top Ten Topic Starters."
All the time.
QuoteDDB 08:02:09 pm Viewing the topic Secret Forum Crush?
:o
Curiosity killed the cat.
He's a beaver.
Quote from: Mask on January 30, 2016, 08:02:58 PM
QuoteDDB 08:02:09 pm Viewing the topic Secret Forum Crush?
:o
I have a bone to pick with that guy, thanks for the reminder.
Quote from: Mask on January 30, 2016, 08:02:58 PM
QuoteDDB 08:02:09 pm Viewing the topic Secret Forum Crush?
:o
Scandal in
Hollywood the Forum.
Spoiler
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If you get that reference...
Quote from: Groddil on February 11, 2016, 12:19:39 AM
Spoiler
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If you get that reference...
*Cat jumps on Grodd* *Starts whacking Groddil's head with my frying pan*
*Struggles and crawls away*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on February 11, 2016, 12:26:04 AM
Quote from: Groddil on February 11, 2016, 12:19:39 AM
Spoiler
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If you get that reference...
*Cat jumps on Grodd* *Starts whacking Groddil's head with my frying pan*
That definitely belongs here! ;D
*Rolls eyes and let's Grodd crawl away* The cat jumping isn't normal of me, but whacking people onthe head witha frying pan? Nothing out of the ordinary. Ask Skar. (And letting you go is rather unnormal as well.)
I need to be careful around here.
Meh. You're not that irritating.
James would disagree.
Lemme rephrase that: You're not that irritating anymore.
Ho yes. The frying pan.
Quote from: Skarzs on February 11, 2016, 12:39:13 AM
Ho yes. The frying pan.
*Half grins* *Twirls frying pan*
I also remember you nearly killed me because you hit me with a magic frying pan.
From out of the depths of inactivity and promised leave pops. . . Osu!
Quote from: Skarzs on March 01, 2016, 06:03:57 PM
From out of the depths of inactivity and promised leave pops. . . Osu!
*gathp*
The Necromancer casts his spell!
The topic is coming back to life!
*Skarzs is posting on topics for the sake of posting.*
QuoteGuest 06:43:40 PM Viewing Inquisitor's profile.
Post here because i've already double posted on the guests topic.
POST, YOU SILLY MEMBERS!
NEVAH!!
YOU DID.
I DID NOT!
Keep it up.
NO!
Yes.
Lets all take a gander, GET IT, LIKE A GOOSE!
(http://i.imgur.com/0iS7Kc9.jpg)
(http://c8.alamy.com/comp/CW3WRG/comic-sketch-by-t-s-seccombe-showing-an-ancient-briton-stealing-a-CW3WRG.jpg)
What an accurate title for this topic...
(https://cinemeow.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/wd.jpg)
AAGH!! MY EYES!! THEY BUUUUUUURRRRN!!!!!
Quote from: Skarzs on January 09, 2017, 10:29:11 PM
(https://cinemeow.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/wd.jpg)
(https://media.tenor.co/images/3df5022cf45267d13046891f43d4ffd8/raw)
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 10, 2017, 12:36:15 AM
(https://media.tenor.co/images/3df5022cf45267d13046891f43d4ffd8/raw)
That actor plays villains so well. . .
Is that T-Bag?
If you're referring to the gif, no.
That's Jontron.
No idea then.
And no. Different actor.
QuoteMatthias720 05:48:32 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
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THE MODS ARE REBELLING.
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QuoteGonff the Mousethief 03:26:40 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
What's wrong with that? I do that all the time.
If a guest does we'd lose our minds.
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 30, 2017, 03:41:28 AM
QuoteGonff the Mousethief 03:26:40 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Coping, if you will
and to just bring me hope of him coming back...
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on January 30, 2017, 04:18:42 AM
Quote from: Inquisitor on January 30, 2017, 03:41:28 AM
QuoteGonff the Mousethief 03:26:40 AM Viewing Delthion's profile.
Coping, if you will and to just bring me hope of him coming back...
:'(
QuoteJames Gryphon 05:06:28 AM Viewing James Gryphon's profile.
...
As I'm waiting for my Hearth post to be approved >:( ;D
Quote9 Guests, 11 Users (1 Hidden)
...
*Spits out water*
What?!
Probably James testing out anonymous or something.
Its not James, its Sierra.
If you go to an admins profile, it still tells you where they are, even if they're hidden from the who's online page.
Muhawhawhahw
QuoteAshleg 11:26:00 PM Posting a new topic in Roleplaying.
QuoteNileJoy 03:29:46 PM Posting in Education.
Nile!!!
QuoteChipster of Noonvale 08:50:25 PM Viewing Rosie Willowwater's profile.
*Is surprised someone actually is interested in my profile*
He's just looking to see if there's a way for members to delete other members' profiles.
*sheds a tear*
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Quote7 Guests, 3 Users (1 Hidden)
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, James Gryphon
Just me and the Admins...
Quote6 Guests, 4 Users (1 Hidden)
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor, Matthias720, James Gryphon
What's going on fellas *nervous sweat*
We are getting a cat >:D
Its too late! The members have joined, your plan had been foiled!
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 14, 2017, 10:08:03 PM
Its too late! The members have joined, your plan had been foiled!
Uh, kitty has claws >:D
The Kitty is a Communist
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 14, 2017, 10:14:06 PM
The Kitty is a Communist
You just got yourself a leash, young feline.
It's not your leash
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 14, 2017, 10:18:39 PM
It's not your leash
It's yours... I just command you with it :P
I don't own a leash.
But... Garfield.
I really wanna post a video here, but it might get me gagged
Do I look fat to you?
Quote from: Inquisitor on March 14, 2017, 11:31:33 PM
I really wanna post a video here, but it might get me gagged
;D
QuoteDo I look fat to you?
Well... your pixels do look quite square-y ;D
Everyzin' zeemz ze uzual zae far...
7 Guests, 2 Users (1 Hidden)
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Inquisitor
Bring it!
*Throws paper clip at Sierra*
Oh, it is on! *Picks up paperclip, gets a rubber band and slingshots it back*.
fight fight fight
*Throws a graphing calculator at Sierra while getting hit with the paper clip*
ow.
Those are expensive!
*To make it even worse, the calculator was a TI-84*
I've got a CX CAS. :P
*Throws rock at Garfield over there*.
That was rather unfortunate for Garfield.
You are next ;)
QuoteMeadow 06:01:17 PM Viewing their messages.
Happiest sight of the day :D
Ah'm continuin' tae nae zee anyzin' oot o' ze ordinary fer here.
Quotebigpanda420: Editing the profile of Groddil.
Uh oh. The spambot's attacking me guys.
Quote from: Groddil on March 16, 2017, 09:07:00 PM
Quotebigpanda420: Editing the profile of Groddil.
Uh oh. The spambot's attacking me guys.
He might say the same, though XP
*completely necessary double post:*
Hah! He's been deleted! Praise the sun!
Or not. He disappeared from the member list for a second there.
Potential triple post:
M8, did you see his latest post before I tagged all the mods and somebody deleted it. ;D
Quote from: Groddil on March 16, 2017, 09:10:09 PM
Potential triple post:
M8, did you see his latest post before I tagged all the mods and somebody deleted it. ;D
Who do you think did that, mate ;)
It was hilarious, though.
It was. :p
And now i'm curious.
bigpanda420, (you can find his first topic here (http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?topic=1206.0)) posted a topic in general discussion called "let's work out guys," and said "get ready to make some gains."
I told him to shut up, and mentioned all the staff (except Captain Leo and Brookskimmer). Sierra deleted the topic, then bigpanda420 disappeared from the memberlist, reappeared less than a minute later, and was properly deleted a few minutes later.
QuoteKitsune 22:33:00 Viewing Groddil's profile.
/me hisses.
"Get back!"
/me pokes Kitsune with a stick.
QuoteSøren 07:45:36 PM Viewing the board index of Loamhedge Abbey Forum.
SOR! *HUGS*
The members are doing something wierd. NOT POSTING.
I expect a full eyefull by the time I come home from work, and you're all not producing. Unacceptable.
Quote from: Groddil on March 20, 2017, 10:37:55 PM
QuoteKitsune 22:33:00 Viewing Groddil's profile.
/me hisses.
"Get back!"
/me pokes Kitsune with a stick.
None can hide from my soul-piercing gaze.
Quote from: Skarzs on March 21, 2017, 12:23:01 AM
The members are doing something wierd. NOT POSTING.
I expect a full eyefull by the time I come home from work, and you're all not producing. Unacceptable.
*Hands you a whip* Come on, do it right.
*Cracks whip.* Post! Post, ingrates!
Fight, eat, play, rule! That's what we need! Where is the jail? Where are the parties?
Dude, I get on and post. Then I either get awkward because I just filled up that Recent Posts thingy, or no one posts back. MEANIES.
Use your frying pan, then! ROLEPLAYS! FANFICS?
WHERE DID ALL THE GOOD TIMES GO?!
I can't RP anymore. People are not cooperative.. And neither is my creative juice.
Sad face.
S'not my fault! I'd RP if someone would RP with me. But no. All the active ones are boring.
Mm. Well, we should make one with a small group of us, like three or four. It'll be more depended upon each individual player, but that just seems to be a good ingredient for a fun RP.
Quote7 Guests, 4 Users (1 Hidden)
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Rosie Willowwater, James Gryphon, Matthias720
I'm surrounded by Admins!
Ping Pong bavz und butcher'z knivez!
Lol.
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IKR THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY
Haha, what an event ;D
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QuoteJames Gryphon
Administrator
Abbey Beekeeper
*****
Country: us
Gender: Male
Posts: 666
Status: Worn
Iz James ze Devil?
Yes.
Chipster be doin' an unknown action D:
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QuoteJukka the Sling 05:49:33 PM Nothing, or nothing you can see...
*Is terrified*
:3
...That did not help.
Blue onionz ate Lima-beanz...Tiz good tae be back on ze auld forum!
The members are now going through nostalgic agony, from transitioning from their first time here on the forum in childhood to having the forum down forever to growing up and coming back and then changing forums again.
If you look closely, I'm CRYING.
I kinda wish I could experience this with you guys. Nostalgia is a beautiful feeling.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on April 18, 2017, 02:20:23 AM
I kinda wish I could experience this with you guys. Nostalgia is a beautiful feeling.
*Wipes away totally not at all right in the feels moment tear* You're right Rosie, it truly is. Though, I will say, it is a bit terrifying looking back at some
really early things such as those RPs I joined of my first fan fictions. That could cause a tear of horror if not careful.
Gonff, if you feel like it, can you re-link us to that RP dueling tournament you were in in which you broke so many rules you weren't even scored? I read it once when you shared a link and cried laughing.
What even is this person's "About Me" section in their profile. . .
http://www.redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=3624
Quote from: LissaCurleeMy current pet project is promoting licorice in Naples, FL. Spent 2002-2010 working on muffins in the government sector. Once had a dream of training toy elephants in Edison, NJ. Spent 2002-2010 managing action figures in Gainesville, FL. Set new standards for managing toy trucks for the underprivileged. A real dynamo when it comes to analyzing toy soldiers in Minneapolis, MN.
*Laughs* Isn't she interesting? :P
What in Arda...
She's creative.
Let her be ;D
What is she on and where can I get some?
*wonders if that profile is actually a bot*
That profile pic is most suspicious.
Yeah, I was thinking bot too.
Mm.
Unfortunately it has become not weird for people to not post.
People who log on without posting should have their accounts taken over by an active poster. We have enough RPers here to play a busy forum.
That would be fun! :D
o_o
;D
Posting for the sake of not being deleted.
Too late now.
;-: No, pls.
Quote from: James Gryphon on April 23, 2017, 08:09:39 PM
People who log on without posting should have their accounts taken over by an active poster. We have enough RPers here to play a busy forum.
We should do that, it would be hilarious.
I would die.
Edgy drinking game for teens who want to die of liver failure:
Take a sip of beer every time a member joins and doesn't post.
Take a shot of vodka if a member joins, posts 1-5 times, then disappears forever.
Down your whole beer if a member does one of the above, then makes another account several years later and says who they were.
(https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2015/12-3/7gHfykkwqR-12.png)
That's just epic, Grod.
(http://i.imgur.com/YpG2K2O.png)
Take a squiz at this.
Somehow, they're registering for an account even though they've had an account for nearly a whole day.
Their username is remarkably similar to all of the other "FirstnameRandomword" Usernames that never post anything.
Their about me section is filled with random occupational garbage that I seriously doubt they've done, a lot of which makes no sense (fast food marketing on the black market? Hah hah no.).
I reverse-searched their profile picture. It comes from a "Find Russian Singles" dating site.
Their "website" consists of a link to a short post on the Conrad Spirit of Innovation Challenge website. Please do not click it.
This post in question is a short, questionably written few paragraphs about why online gambling is better than casinos, with a link to one of those bloody slot machine games that pop up underneath Buzzfeed articles.
The kicker?
The post's author is called "Stacie Karlin."
So, Forumites. What do we think?
Spammer.
We had a lot less spammers and guests on the Loamhedge Forum...
We also had a lot less new members.
There's a price to pay for public visibility.
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Rosie Willowwater, James Gryphon, psybox, Matthias720. (1 Hidden)
I'm surrounded by Admins! :o
That's like being surrounded by bears. . . Nothing else will bother you but you yourself are in danger.
I am alone in a sea of guests. Also a spider tried to kill me and it's almost 2:00 AM. Help.
Sleep is the only escape.