I'm pretty sure this is at Redwall also, but if you don't know how to play it's like the Endless Story but you only get to add three words. If you don't know how to play the Endless Story you should go find out.
I'll start.
Once in Andorra
INTERPOL found me
wondering alone in
the Pyranees with
a big ugly
goblin named Glugg.
Glugg told me
I should probably
go to Australia.
There, I will
ride a kangaroo
with colourful poka-dots
up Uluru, then
go to Dagoth
where there are
transports to Cameroon.
But first I
slapped the ground.
and sang about
the greatness of
jumping on trampolines.
with Julius Caesar.
and lonely Hamlet.
Then I got
horrible hiccups that
Sharks with hats
and pirate costumes
really liked. So
they started to
read red reeds.
and eat green
worms that enjoyed
Being eaten. Then
I got on
A bus that...
was full of...
stupid stupid people
who constantly sang
and played harps
that killed everybody...
and used mops...
as wigs. They...
sat in small...
cardboard cubicles with...
lots of tiny...
spiders frequently crawling...
on their desks...
and ate spaghetti...
with meatballs. After...
the knight trod...
on the monkey...
and a small...
peanut named Bob...
...became a Berzerker...
, a frog decided...
to eat a
large piece of
Red velvet cheesecake
and go swimming...
wearing cream cheese...
and bright wooden...
spoon necklace, while...
atoms floated in...
a bowl of...
warm milk. Then...
an adorable kitten...
grabbed a trout...
and cooked it...
Then used it...
as toilet paper.
(Umm, that's disgusting! Hahaha ;D)
which worked surprisingly...
well, considering that...
the fish was...
not toilet paper.
An anonymous apple...
tried to eat...
Springwater of Rithama.
And because of...
the nutritional value...
of, of course, ....
he became a ...
Lord of Bats.
And he took...
his pet shark...
into Mordor.
(Decides to use 4 words because Ashe only used 2)
...where he jumped off...
a fluffy dinosaur...
named Pat, "Ze...
(What does "Ze mean?!?!?!)
He then ate...
av o' ze
Poison berry pie
Viz Anchoviez. Ion
particles from space
Exploding little helpless
'umanz, vho zued
the living daylight
fer crimez againzt
kittens in costumes.
which had been
Wearing colourful dreadlocks
due tae anti-
strange little words
Suddenly they began
to eat a
huge lime green
bean with purple
fruits from Brazil
Once they ate
it they began
to tap dance
really poorly. They
made horrid noise
explosions for the
big styrofoam arrow
from which a
big ant. It
Ate three cows
and died. Then
The Cow God
Rose from the
apple juice and
stole the donuts
which ate themselves
And reappeared in
A far off
land filled with
ice cream and
anthropomorphic woodland creatures. :P
These creatures converged
on the donuts
Filled with delicious