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Title: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 17, 2016, 09:43:32 PM
'appy Saint Pat's Day, evreyone. Sit down an' 'av sum liquor. 'tis green! Enjoy master av Oirlan', won't yer? Dat be's gran', innit? Gran', nigh enjoy de festivities!
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Hickory on March 17, 2016, 09:45:10 PM
Oy, mucker, pass de beer t'me! Tis brutal when Oi can't get sum guid liquor down me throat.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Maudie on March 17, 2016, 09:50:10 PM
I'd like me a dear li'l tankard of October Ale, if y'please. Wit a shamrock as decoration. ;D :P
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 17, 2016, 09:53:42 PM
Use dis ter post, 'ill yer? (http://www.whoohoo.co.uk/main.asp)
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Maudie on March 17, 2016, 09:57:40 PM
Gran'. oi 'ill

We soun' loike moles.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Hickory on March 17, 2016, 09:58:29 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.
I've never heard an Irish accent and translators aren't reliable. I really hope you don't stab everybody with the knife of truth when you meet them.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Aimless Gallivanter on March 17, 2016, 10:03:27 PM
O if I feel sick or pale,
What makes my old eyes shine?
Some good October ale
And sweet blackcurrant wine.
I'd kill a dragon for half a flagon,
I'd wrestle a stoat to wet my throat,
I'd strangle a snake for all the sake
Of lovely nutbrown beer... .
Nuhuhuhut broooowwwwwnnnnn beeeeheeeyer!

(drinking song from Mattimeo)
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 17, 2016, 10:10:44 PM
What's with the missing Ws? Does ANY accent get rid of Ws?
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 17, 2016, 10:12:16 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 09:47:34 PM
You people are terrible at doing Irish accents. Mucker? That's lowerclass English, it's got nothing to do with Ireland! And liquor? Really? The only alcohol consumed in Ireland is beer. Guinness if possible.

Ease up comrade, you probably can't do a perfect Southern accent. We're doing the best we can with a limited Irish vocabulary. No need to stand on pin ands needles just relax and have fun my friend. Liquor is just another word for an alcoholic beverage.

'Ey Grodds pass th' drink now or your in for a right rumble. An' don't ye mind me failed Aussie accent.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 17, 2016, 10:15:02 PM
Actually liquor refers to any alcoholic beverage besides beer or ale.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Maudie on March 17, 2016, 10:15:25 PM
Really?
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 17, 2016, 10:16:45 PM
Ah, jet yer bleedin binturong, shut yer bake 'ill yer? you're killin' de moment!

Wait, Snadpwa, yer mean ter tell me yer were speakin' in an Aussie accent? 'T'Sounded more Scotty ter me! Bloimey O'Reilly!
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Maudie on March 17, 2016, 10:20:16 PM
Uggh, that accent grates on my eyes!
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 17, 2016, 10:24:15 PM
Well shut yisser bleedin eyes an' don't luk den, mask. if yer don't want ter be 'ere, be aff witcha.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Maudie on March 17, 2016, 10:27:27 PM
I'll do wit I like, thank ye very much.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 17, 2016, 10:46:54 PM

Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 17, 2016, 10:15:02 PM
Actually liquor refers to any alcoholic beverage besides beer or ale.
Actually no.

Quote from: Groddil on March 17, 2016, 10:16:45 PM
Wait, Snadpwa, yer mean ter tell me yer were speakin' in an Aussie accent? 'T'Sounded more Scotty ter me! Bloimey O'Reilly!

Ouch.... Maybe I ought be pickin' somethin' less foreign huh. Now ya'll 'old yer hoss's an' wait a cotton pickin' minute, ain't O'Reilly an auto-store?
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Banya on March 18, 2016, 02:53:31 AM
*drains mug o' guinness*
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 18, 2016, 03:04:13 AM
Nigh 'ang on wan bleedin minute, sandpaw murphy. groddil o'reilly is me name, an' don't yer go insultin' it, yer bleedin banjacked cabbage!

/me drains a mug o' guinness in one mouthful.

Gran' so, sandpaw murphy. put yisser bleedin fists up, oi'm gonna git yer!

/me throws a drunk punch at Sandpaw Murphy.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on March 18, 2016, 11:49:52 AM
Gie me al' de Liffy Water.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: The Skarzs on March 18, 2016, 03:15:19 PM
Wot?
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Tam and Martin on March 18, 2016, 03:20:35 PM
hi
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on March 18, 2016, 03:39:18 PM
*humming Eimear Quinn's "The Voice" while carrying a basket of clover leaves*
Surry fyr th' late show, th' maid of Kells' bizy at study. Me Irish name's Doireann O'Sullivan.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on March 19, 2016, 01:48:17 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on March 18, 2016, 03:15:19 PM
Wot?

GIE ME AL' DE LIFFY WATER.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 19, 2017, 10:35:48 PM
/me kicks de topic back into de spotlight.
"Oi nu oi'm aboyt tree days late for dis. Ah well."
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Luftwaffles on March 19, 2017, 10:37:01 PM
Why, happy Saint Patrick's Day, mates.
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Groddil on March 19, 2017, 10:38:39 PM
"You're sayin' it wrong. 'tis ''appy saint pat's day.'"
Title: Re: 'appy Saint Pat's Day
Post by: Luftwaffles on March 19, 2017, 10:42:55 PM
Quote from: Groddil on March 19, 2017, 10:38:39 PM
"You're sayin' it wrong. 'tis ''appy saint pat's day.'"

Dude, gimme your car keys.