The very first officially recognized forum wedding is being held! July 5th apparently is the date!
We'll skip the ceremony, to long, let's just get right to the reception!
*The Bride and Groom enter.*
Now let's get this party started!
Who wants to be the DJ?
This has been proven to annoy so I request that this thread be deleted.
That was quick.
You haven't seen anything yet. ;D
I am the Master Shipper, no ship escapes my watchful eye. ;D
Technically we are not actually married, we never did the ceremony
Not by common law, but by forum law you are. ;D
I never agreed to this, now Gonff and I need to stop this madness
Why is this annoying you so much though?
Drill a hole in it, sink the ship, drown the occupants, leave no survivors.
What?
You heard me.
I did but I don't understand. ;D
Dadgum it Del... I say a couple words then you run a mile with them. Gosh. So sorry for Del here Rosie. Ever since Delka was ruined he has never been the same.
Hehe... ;D
Mask has been a bad influence.
Sham on you Del, tormenting a newbie before they have even gotten a chance to get their forum legs. Really, you should be committed to an asylum.
Actually, I already have been... ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 06, 2016, 03:07:20 PM
Sham on you Del, tormenting a newbie before they have even gotten a chance to get their forum legs. Really, you should be committed to an asylum.
faiyloe has returned to the cellars.
Let all supposed Cellar-dwellers tremble in fear at the return to the Elder Days. ;D
Oh, so I am en elder now. I like the sound of that. And if any of you ragamuffins dare torment Rosie you'll have me to deal with. So keep your heads on strait and don't go shipping newbies over a trifle. Gonff can be a gentlemen if he likes.
"Watch out. . . Or I'll set Faiy on you." ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 06, 2016, 03:07:20 PM
Sham on you Del, tormenting a newbie before they have even gotten a chance to get their forum legs. Really, you should be committed to an asylum.
And that's where I come in!
*Loud cheesy advertisement music starts playing*
If you know a lunatic,
And want to throw him in a cell.
Call me!
And I'll do it for free!
Taxes still apply*Loud cheesy advertisement music stops playing*
Scarzs, I am not your pet.
And Ash dear, steeling peoples institutions is not becoming of a man of your station. However I am a reasonable woman, and may be willing to come to some sort of mutual agreement.
*Shoots Faiy in the head with plasma pistol*
This is the most reasonable agreement that will ever be! ;D
*Plasma phases through holographic image of Faiyloe.* (Isn't virtual reality great) I see, so that is how you will have it, I had been willing to let you keep the asylum, but now... you know you have just committed an act of war? This will not be forgotten.
Quote from: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 03:33:53 PM
Let all supposed Cellar-dwellers tremble in fear at the return to the Elder Days. ;D
There is always a sort of actual craziness that comes about when Faiy returns. That surely will make you tremble ;D
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 06, 2016, 03:45:50 PM
Oh, so I am en elder now. I like the sound of that. And if any of you ragamuffins dare torment Rosie you'll have me to deal with. So keep your heads on strait and don't go shipping newbies over a trifle. Gonff can be a gentlemen if he likes.
*Tightens Bow Tie and straightens top hat*
Don't mind if I shall!
*Continues being a gentlemen*
A Gentleman! In the Cellars! He must be removed.
Rosie has informed me (not) that she wants this wedding thing to happen after all. ;D
I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Hits Del repeatedly on the head with a hammer*
How violent...
This isn't even the begining.>:D
Let us applaud the happy Bride and Groom! >:D
And all this happened because she shot a weasel at me. Well, great happiness comes from possible disaster. ;D
I'm still not married to Gonff, and the weasel was revenge.
You're married in Del's mind.
I got a cake.
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[ R + G ]
[ >:D ]
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That little devil face is Del.
WHERE IS FAIY WHEN I NEED HER!
I'm not surprised, ya'll can't be married legally without a Judge, Priest, or Captain.
I'm a Lieutenant so I can't do it, but there are plenty of Captains running around the forum. Just PM one of them and they'll make it official. ;D ;)
Well, it isn't good enough to just be a "captain". You have to be a ship captain, and onboard your ship at the same time.
(If you want to get technical, they might not qualify even at that. It turns out that this 'tradition', although it might would have worked in the old days, doesn't hold up under most modern countries' laws.)
I'm pretty sure Lords could marry people at one point in history. If you haven't noticed my username is Lord Daskar.
You DO know that if you make me marry Gonff, I will kill all of you.
In the Cellars? I don't think so.
...
Yes.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 09:39:39 PM
WHERE IS FAIY WHEN I NEED HER!
. . . She can't be on all the time. :P
Also, you can just say "I don't" instead of "I do" and the marriage will have never happened.
He skipped the ceremony :(
Not married. :P
That's what I told him :P
We skipped the ceremony, but we only fast-forwarded through it. ;D She said I do and so did Gonff...and then things stopped until she tried to shoot me with a weasel. Apparently that was revenge, and this is retaliation. ;D
I CALL SHENANIGANS
I CALL POWERPLAYING
Of course you do! Because that is what I am doing! ;D
HAVE YOU NO SHAME SIR??
@Lord Daskar: Who says I am a cellar dwellar?
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on July 07, 2016, 12:22:30 AM
HAVE YOU NO SHAME SIR??
I honestly think he has none. And he moved that wedding way too fast for starters.
Yes, but I am finished now. Until the next vermin is shot at me, I shall cease to force this. ;D
So help me none of y'all Gonsie shippers even aim it at him *Glares at Ash once he gets on*
I was seriously thinking about throwing a rat at him. . .
You wouldn't...
I might.
How dare you betray me Skarzs!
*Throws a giant inflatable bear at everybody*
Do Not anger Del!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 07, 2016, 02:17:32 AM
Do Not anger Del!
;D But that's only if you anger me. I have no power over Skarzs, so there is nothing that I could do to annoy him. ;D
Quote from: Skarzs on July 06, 2016, 10:25:24 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 09:39:39 PM
WHERE IS FAIY WHEN I NEED HER!
. . . She can't be on all the time. :P
Also, you can just say "I don't" instead of "I do" and the marriage will have never happened.
::) I was at a party. and Shame on you Scarzs, you should be helping her not poking Del with a stick. and don't worry Rosie, Del's fantasies have no grounds in court. If they did I would have been married twice. ::)
Really? I don't remember posting a marriage thread for you or Skarzs, I remember eating you both repeatedly. But not a marriage thread you both. ;D ;D ;D
. . .
;D ;D
Oh right... I think that was Vilu. I keep forgetting how young you are.
How young I am? I may be one of the younger ones, but I am older than Skarzs! ;D
Well I am older than you, when you where a newb I was already queen of the cellars.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 07, 2016, 04:05:13 AM
Well I am older than you, when you where a newb I was already queen of the cellars.
That's like saying having the most money in the world makes you the richest. It's a perfectly normal statement.
All hail!
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 07, 2016, 04:05:13 AM
Well I am older than you, when you where a newb I was already queen of the cellars.
Everyone knows that. Even now you are queen of the cellars! ;D
So at last you admit it. I will hold you both to your word you know. ;)
I've admitted it since my activity began! Of course, Corn was up there too. But she was your Viceroy, the wielder of the frying pan, those were frightening days. ;D
DDB days.
It was sort of like the Silmarillion...days of death, and terror, and sadness, but also great beauty and joy. ;D
True, I do not miss those days though they will stay fondly in my memory if not preserved in time.
Quote from: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 04:12:58 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 07, 2016, 04:05:13 AM
Well I am older than you, when you where a newb I was already queen of the cellars.
Everyone knows that. Even now you are queen of the cellars! ;D
*Sharpens machete threateningly*
I do not miss those days because I enjoy these days the same. Especially after the destruction of the shoutbox.
Eul you can never hope to be Queen of the Cellars. First in line is Faiy, and if she is no longer active then Corn. You are 53rd in the line of succession. ;D
What's going on?
Eul, I will admit, you are the master chaos, to which I cannot match, but the title of queen belongs to me and me alone.
That's not what my machete is saying... ;D
Of course, being so chaotic can lead me to hallucinate. I am crazy...
What about me? Am I merely a pawn in this Cellars? ;D ;D
The great leader has spoken! Lady Faiyloe, what shall become of the heretic Eul?
*Crowd chants.* DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
*Hacks Del into pieces* Oh, I'm sorry. You never specified who the death was for! >:D
Yes Del, yes you are. As for Eul, I have no quarrel with her, she is to be allowed to continue with her current endeavors unabated.
(http://img10.deviantart.net/d096/i/2014/290/d/b/halo_2__anniversary___thel__vadam_by_halomika-d834vjb.jpg)
Del deserved that.
Eul...I never said that. The crowd did in answer to Sage's question, which was "What shall become of Eul?"
Fine. *Rises into the heavens and sends Faiy and Eul hurtling into collapsed stars.*
She shall be branded with the mark of shame.
As if you could determine whether I live or die or am to be punished. Twas I who kept the Cellars chaotic and saved it from presidency while you were away! I, Eulalia, have led the Cellars to victory with my machete! You common people could not possibly comprehend what I have done for these Cellars!
I command she shall be left alone and so she shall be, any who apose her I give my fullest support to whatever she may do to them. Eul I commend you for your insanity.
But I just made you two implode... ;D
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! *Decapitates the nearest member with chainaxe*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 07, 2016, 04:44:51 AM
As if you could determine whether I live or die or am to be punished. Twas I who kept the Cellars chaotic and saved it from presidency while you were away! I, Eulalia, have led the Cellars to victory with my machete! You common people could not possibly comprehend what I have done for these Cellars!
Heretic! Heretic! Commander, you failed to prefect the cellars against a new president! *drags Eul to the altar*
I see, Faiy. We have a mutual respect, and I shall leave it at that.
*Hacks Sage to pieces* Fool, I do what I can. What changes has this president made, he does not have real power and I have allowed him to live!
I believe Del has been eating to many mushrooms. And Ash refrain from cutting my subjects in half.
And Eul, do what you will with sage.
I am now ruler of the Cellars and the stars around it! Bring me this heretic Eul so that she may receive her reward!
Oh Del, I was hoping you would be able to live... *Throws Del into the dungeons* You shall starve.
BTW, we really crashed this wedding.
Did anybody say HERESY?! *BLAMS EVERYBODY*
*Black-hole destroys cell.* All faithful Cellar-Dwellers, flock to my banner and receive my protection!
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 07, 2016, 04:50:45 AM
Oh Del, I was hoping you would be able to live... *Throws Del into the dungeons* You shall starve.
BTW, we really crashed this wedding.
Yes, we most certainly did! ;D
Eul no! Join me and, uh, fight the, um, BRUTES! Yeah, the BRUTES are the real enemy. Not the humans. The BRUTES!
I just realized all this may be going over your head.
To my underground fortress! You shall be safe and eat cake, I have whatever you need there if you pay me in loyalty!
(I know what the Brutes are :P )
*Black-hole envelopes whatever Eul's underground fortress is under. It is destroyed.*
This shall decide the final ruler of the Cellars! ;D
Ah, you believe it is able to be destroyed? No, it is indestructible!
It is just crushed, not destroyed.
It cannot be hurt. Not even a leaf of the tree it is built under.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 07, 2016, 04:53:18 AM
To my underground fortress! You shall be safe and eat cake, I have whatever you need there if you pay me in loyalty!
(I know what the Brutes are :P )
No, but the parts before!
Have you even played Halo 2...
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 07, 2016, 04:56:19 AM
It cannot be hurt. Not even a leaf of the tree it is built under.
It isn't hurt, just crushed! ;D
CRUSHED IS HURT, DEL!!!
I have played Halo 2, a looooong time ago when I was wee little lass.
I am taking this to the literal extremes! ;D
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 07, 2016, 04:58:19 AM
CRUSHED IS HURT, DEL!!!
I have played Halo 2, a looooong time ago when I was wee little lass.
Well I was acting the part where the Arbiter is shamed after his defeat at Installation 05.
That picture a page or two ago is him.
*Sets up Cellar-Dweller fortress inside star. Leaves for the night.* Farewell all!
Eul, what do you say to working for me, I'll give you a cool long title like Master of chaos, lady of the storm, defender of insanity... And I would give you full access to my armory.
I think all Eul need is her machete.
Working with you, not for you. I take orders from no one but myself. And my machete suits me just fine, but I'd have a look around the armory.
I have much more to benefit from then Eul does.
@ Eul: I can agree to that, feel free to have a look around.
Mwahaha, we have a deal ;D
But if you cross me I will have every schmuck in the place after your hide.
And what reason would I have to do so? I can think of none.
Then you have nothing to worry about.
*Decapitates Faiy with chainaxe*
*Looks as Faiy's hard-light hologram is cut up.* Faiy, what have you done?
Just so glad my name is the first word in this topic's name. Really shows how far something can go.
*Uses psychic powers to destroy the holograms and decapitates the real Faiyloe*
Well then, I go to sleep for one night... Actually wait, this is my wedding... DESTROY EVERYTHING!
*Gets the hologram working again* The real Faiy is at an undisclosed location, of which you will never find.
Skarzs, a Queen needs allies and minions. I am a very busy woman, I can't be expected to keep up the level of chaos required to run a place like this, It is so much easier to get others to do it for me.
All great leaders fall eventually...
Some of them took several generations for that to happen. You will be waiting a long time.
@Faiyloe The Cellars will never accept a false queen! The Cellars cannot be governed by anybody! Stand down or be extinguished by the wrath of the Cellars!
All Hail Queen Faiyloe!
It has been Three years Ash and not even the destruction of the old forums was able to stop me. I still believe we could be formidable allies if you would only be able to see past your petty grudges.
Two rules, no clones or anything like that, and no saying that the other person is hallucinating.
*Hurls Faiy and Eul and Rosie into a black-hole. Awaits their demise.*
*Removes Faiy from the black hole*
Indeed, we could be formidable allies if only you would see past your dreams of Imperium.
*Raises chainaxe*
I challenge you to a duel,
@Faiyloe ! Let us end this!
*Del's hands phase through Rosie's hologram* I've learned a thing or two from Faiyloe.
A duel you say? I could have my OITBs rip you to shreds where you stand. If I am to do this then I must gain something from my victory. If I win you are in debt to me, You will free anyone I request and lock up a few of my enemies for me... If I lose, I press no charges, I will convince Scarzs to let you keep the asylum no strings attached. Also these Rules apply, no PP or OP, the rules of Physics apply, and I appoint Skarzs as the ref.
?
Oh and one more thing, to make things interesting the winner will be determined by quality of written performance, not by the winner of the duel itself. The audience will decide the final winner.
Your OITBs are nothing compared to the beasts I've slain. If I win, however, you will remove your claim to be queen of the cellars. That is all. We will need a neutral judge, how about
@Gonff the Mousethief ?
-_-
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 07, 2016, 03:57:34 AM
Oh right... I think that was Vilu. I keep forgetting how young you are.
I never made a marriage topic for you two.
And just saying, I proclaimed myself King of the Cellars before Faiy even made her account. Bow to me.
I'll be ref.
Okay.
Gonff is acceptable... or Rose... which ever, However I will not rescind... but I will give you the support of my army and funding for your asylum.
And Vilu, I have the support of my subjects, you just have your word. Self proclaimed king of nothing.
Skarzs is your only truly loyal one at the moment. Rachel has disappeared from the Cellars, mainly, her minion, The Shade, is gone, and Corn is busy.
I need not your funding or your army. Rescind your claim to the Cellars.
Me?
@ Daskar: Scarzs counts as 5 people. Sage and Del just declared me queen, Rosie and Eul back me up, and Rachel is at my beck and call, I am currently talking to her right now in fact.
@ Ash: Then the duel is off. I don't need your help. Nor your support.
Skarzs counts as one troll, Sage and Del did one thing for you, I have done more than one thing for you and I'm still not loyal, same story here, and Rachel, she could fall asleep. Never mind, it's only 5:00 there.
Sure Ash I'll be that judge. But just know, you gotta do years work of cellar craziness and destruction to win.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on July 07, 2016, 05:09:08 PM
Skarzs counts as one troll, Sage and Del did one thing for you, I have done more than one thing for you and I'm still not loyal, same story here, and Rachel, she could fall asleep. Never mind, it's only 5:00 there.
It's still more support than you have.
Quote from: Skarzs on July 07, 2016, 05:12:21 PM
Quote from: Lord Daskar on July 07, 2016, 05:09:08 PM
Skarzs counts as one troll, Sage and Del did one thing for you, I have done more than one thing for you and I'm still not loyal, same story here, and Rachel, she could fall asleep. Never mind, it's only 5:00 there.
It's still more support than you have.
I have guests! And fictional support.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 07, 2016, 05:09:20 PM
Sure Ash I'll be that judge. But just know, you gotta do years work of cellar craziness and destruction to win.
The duel's off.
What Skarzs said.
I'm sure I could get at least one person. I happen to remember Corn supported me during the elections.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 07, 2016, 05:06:23 PM
@ Daskar: Scarzs counts as 5 people. Sage and Del just declared me queen, Rosie and Eul back me up, and Rachel is at my beck and call, I am currently talking to her right now in fact.
@ Ash: Then the duel is off. I don't need your help. Nor your support.
Dishonour upon you! *Decapitates the real Faiyloe with chainaxe*
Care to join me in getting rid of this upstart Ashe?
Quote from: Lord Daskar on July 07, 2016, 05:28:05 PM
Care to join me in getting rid of this upstart Ashe?
As you wish.
You have DDBs and what else in your army?
Is this really turning into another war? :P
I could hardly be considered an upstart. I have been around for three years... They can fight thin air if they want They will be unable to reach me.
Its like that one Wedding from Game of Thrones
It was never supposed to be a wedding
In Del's eyes yes, but now in everyone else's it a battleground.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 07, 2016, 05:38:03 PM
I could hardly be considered an upstart. I have been around for three years... They can fight thin air if they want They will be unable to reach me.
I've been around longer, you're an upstart.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 07, 2016, 05:42:04 PM
In Del's eyes yes, but now in everyone else's it a battleground.
The entire Cellars is a battleground.
*Hurls the real Rosie and the real Faiy, and the real Ashe into real collapsing stars.*
Isn't that PPing?
Yes Rosie dear it is, however he can't find the real ones so he is left searching haphazardly for them.
No it isn't PPing, because I never said you died, now you are left in the black-hole to find a way out of it.
Congratulations you two! I never knew there was a love intrest between you guys! ;D
Read the last few pages of the battle thread! ;D
Actually it is PPing. Doing anything to another person without their consent is PPing.
But this is the Cellars and no one cares about rules. :P
I care
Let me rephrase that: There are no rules. :P
Well said... Well said... ;D
...
Only an all out bloodbath, Nothing too out of the ordinary for the cellars. ;D
There was never supposed to be a wedding
There are always rules, it is in our nature to make rules. The rule that there are no rules is a rule. The rule that you don't mess with James (even when he is fooling around in the cellars) because he is a moderator, is a rule. The rule that says that if someone makes a topic about a castle palace fortress or secret base of some kind that it must then be attacked is a rule. The rule that says that every party must end in a food fight and that every wedding ends in catastrophe is a rule.
Rules are inevitable.
This wedding was meant to be destroyed 8)
...
You can never plan a wedding :P
Not here at least. :P
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
Quote from: CaptainRocktree on July 08, 2016, 01:11:34 AM
Only an all out bloodbath, Nothing too out of the ordinary for the cellars. ;D
Wedding one day Battlefield the next. You mind be a Cellar Dweller if.
Nuthin out of the ordinary about that for us cellar folks! ;D
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
PPing!!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
And again, you do not know where the real me is, Unless you can find that then no luck to you.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 08, 2016, 01:31:34 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
And again, you do not know where the real me is, Unless you can find that then no luck to you.
I do know where the real you is, and that's the afterlife! How's it like being a ghost?
If I was a ghost your brains would be poring out of your ears by this point. ::)
Unfortunately my brain is in a secret vault and it's been replaced by a BANANAPHONE.
No. No no no no no.
*hums the tune of Bananaphone to get it stuck in Skarzs head*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 08, 2016, 01:29:20 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
PPing!!
That's what you do in the Cellars!!
*Finds the real Faiy, defenstrates the real Faiy.*
Quote from: Delthion on July 08, 2016, 11:55:04 PM
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Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
PPing!!
That's what you do in the Cellars!!
*Finds the real Faiy, defenstrates the real Faiy.*
*Defenestrates Delthion*
How many times do I have to say it? DO NOT STEAL MY MOVE!
*Defenestrates Del again*
Unfortunately for you my real self is currently located in the RPing board where PPing is strictly forbidden.
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 09, 2016, 12:18:20 AM
Unfortunately for you my real self is currently located in the RPing board where PPing is strictly forbidden.
Unfortunately for you you've been killed on Page 13.
Quote from: Jet the binturong on July 09, 2016, 12:01:30 AM
Quote from: Delthion on July 08, 2016, 11:55:04 PM
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Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
PPing!!
That's what you do in the Cellars!!
*Finds the real Faiy, defenstrates the real Faiy.*
*Defenestrates Delthion*
How many times do I have to say it? DO NOT STEAL MY MOVE!
*Defenestrates Del again*
I don't like to. But decapitating is so violent... ;D
Quote from: Delthion on July 09, 2016, 03:04:42 AM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on July 09, 2016, 12:01:30 AM
Quote from: Delthion on July 08, 2016, 11:55:04 PM
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Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 03:53:43 AM
*Buries chainaxe in the real(not a hologram) Faiyloe's head*
PPing!!
That's what you do in the Cellars!!
*Finds the real Faiy, defenstrates the real Faiy.*
*Defenestrates Delthion*
How many times do I have to say it? DO NOT STEAL MY MOVE!
*Defenestrates Del again*
I don't like to. But decapitating is so violent... ;D
*Decapitates everyone on this thread except Del* ;D
*Decapitates Rock.* ;D
::) Ash, I am very much alive. Your antics are becoming tiresome.
Yeah, it's no fun to play Cellarly with Faiy, you can't do anything. So we can just leave her out. ;D
;) That is what my minions are for. ;D
Sorry Faiy, but you're in denial about your death.
*Throws Faiy's ghost into a cell in the Insane Asylum*
"Stabbeded you in da heart wiv a poisoned knife and den squished you wiv a giant rock and den burned your body! You're deeeaaad!"
"No ya diddent! I still here, but not really!"
That's all the Cellars have been reduced to. :P
Sad innit.
You're a big culprit.
Quote from: Delthion on July 09, 2016, 03:06:01 AM
*Decapitates Rock.* ;D
AHHHH TRAIIITOOOOOORRRR ;D ;D
*Pops up new head, because other head was fake head!* ;D
Perhaps if you actually tried to give me a chance I might let it work but your PP it no fun.
I wouldn't have to be this obnoxious if you actually acknowledged the posts in a way that is not "it was a clone lol".
(Sorry if this came off as rude)
I Don't approve of cloning and holograms but the way you do it that is the only way to avoid immediate death. I will start acknowledging your posts when they start making sense and don't end in my unavoidable death.
You have a point. I will also start acknowledging your posts once the clones and holograms go away.
Good, I prefer only to use that as a last resort anyway.
That's why I usually prefer to play the weak link, its more fun to figure out more complex ways to defeat opponents then to just bombarding them with overpowered attacks.
By the way, why are ya'll fighting, this is a wedding. ^-^
And that is why I like your RPing. ;) ;D
IF THE RPS WOULD ACTUALLY CONTINUE!! ASHENWYTE! I mentioned you on Eternal Storm; didn't you get the notification?
Also, the Mossflower group in What's Happening has done very little. :P
C'mon, get some fights, some conflict! RPs are games, but they're also stories! They need a rising conflict and plot, betrayal with loyalty, distrust and belief, weakness against strength! The important characters need to make hard decisions against an antagonist or antagonizing force and they must fight against it, reaching up to the climax where good and bad are pitted against each other at their fullest until one of them comes out the victor so the story can wind down into the conclusion!!!!!! But where is it? GONE!!! MEDIOCRE!
NAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Make a RP where every new character dies one post after they've been introduced. That seems to be a very popular concept on this forum.
@ Skarzs: That is why I usually have conflict in the RP pitch when I make a RP. I do believe you made a Villain character. You can introduce them to the plot if you want conflict.
Yeah, I guess i can do that now.
Of course, for What's Happening, I want to make a villain as well, to make things interesting.
Quote from: James Gryphon on July 09, 2016, 05:27:31 PM
Make a RP where every new character dies one post after they've been introduced. That seems to be a very popular concept on this forum.
Bad play.
And people wonder why my activity has dropped. The Cellars used to be fun when all the battles weren't just PPing and killing each other. Who remembers that Girls VS Guys Cellars topic? Or the furry trees?
@Skarzs: Then I think you'll be happy to hear I'm about to go make a new one.
I made the girls vs. guys cellar topic ;D... I have no idea what furry trees are though... XD XP Perhaps we should make a Cellars topic where PP is strictly forbidden for old times sake. ;)
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 09, 2016, 04:40:06 PM
And that is why I like your RPing. ;) ;D
Why thank you. ;)
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 09, 2016, 07:22:36 PM
I made the girls vs. guys cellar topic ;D... I have no idea what furry trees are though... XD XP Perhaps we should make a Cellars topic where PP is strictly forbidden for old times sake. ;)
@Faiyloe: Oh, just one of my minions in the old days. :P YAAAASSSSS we should totally do that!
There's no PP or OP at Mr. Galletto's place. He's got a decent thing going.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 09, 2016, 04:32:18 PM
By the way, why are ya'll fighting, this is a wedding. ^-^
Some disapprove, including those who are said to be getting married.
Yes, some disapproved very strongly
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Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 09, 2016, 04:32:18 PM
By the way, why are ya'll fighting, this is a wedding. ^-^
Some disapprove, including those who are said to be getting married.
Actually, Gonff thought it was hilarious.
Say's you Del.
Says Gonff! ;D
Where?
He PMed me. ;D
*Sighs*
Basically I laughed at the overboardness of Del, not the agony of Rosie. But for real, look what the smiley shipper did. I mean, I don't know any other weddings that get turned into a war.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 11, 2016, 12:54:26 AM
*Sighs*
Basically I laughed at the overboardness of Del, not the agony of Rosie. But for real, look what the smiley shipper did. I mean, I don't know any other weddings that get turned into a war.
What about the Helen of Troy war? ;D ;D
Also known as the Trojan War.
Yes I know, I simply wished to project the fact that the war was started because of Helen and a wedding-ish thing. Really if the legends were to be believed it was more of a tale of a war caused by kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome but there was a wedding in there, that more or less sparked a conflict. ;)
How about Aladdin's wedding?
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 11, 2016, 12:54:26 AM
*Sighs*
Basically I laughed at the overboardness of Del, not the agony of Rosie. But for real, look what the smiley shipper did. I mean, I don't know any other weddings that get turned into a war.
I like that. The Smiley Shipper. ;D
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 11, 2016, 12:54:26 AM
*Sighs*
Basically I laughed at the overboardness of Del, not the agony of Rosie. But for real, look what the smiley shipper did. I mean, I don't know any other weddings that get turned into a war.
The RED wedding?
Already mentioned that one a few pages back Groddil. Man, gotta keep up with the times ;D
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Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on July 11, 2016, 12:54:26 AM
*Sighs*
Basically I laughed at the overboardness of Del, not the agony of Rosie. But for real, look what the smiley shipper did. I mean, I don't know any other weddings that get turned into a war.
The RED wedding?
More of a massacre than a war, really.
Um... we'll every wedding that has ever been on this forum has ended in a bloodbath, I would know, I caused several of them. XD XP
Heh.
*Ducks while reviving.* ;D
Ooh! Del has a Duck!
I do? I do! ;D
Yay!Im so silly
Perhaps, perhaps not! That has yet to be proven! You have failed your first test, which is whether you are crazy enough to go along with a wedding. But you still have a chance to prove yourself.
. . . You just said that this wedding is crazy . . . YOU AGREE WITH MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, that was the point. As with all of my deeds it was crazy, I assumed since your signature said that you were the sole member of the population of crazy that this would be met with laughter from you. But I was mistaken! ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Would you be happy if I allowed it?
No not really. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Really!?
Well it would have been fun if it had been allowed from the start and I could let my cannibalistic tendencies loose. But now it would seem staged. ;D
;D I got away with it :)
I don't think that I understand...
I mean that I got away with not having the marriage :)
Ah...no your still married, just the reception sort of fell through. ;D
Okay :)
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 08:51:40 PM
Yes, that was the point. As with all of my deeds it was crazy, I assumed since your signature said that you were the sole member of the population of crazy that this would be met with laughter from you. But I was mistaken! ;D
I guess there's a limit to her crazy, as opposed to your crazy.
Yes...my crazy in day to day life is limited. Except on Christmas Eve, don't ask me what happens then I just lose all self-control. But on the forum my craziness has no end! ;D
I'm curious what happens on Christmas Eve. (And why it doesn't happen on perhaps more appropriate dates.)
Well, my family and I think two other families have a tradition where after the Christmas Eve service we go to a Chinese buffet! And I generally laugh until I cry and cause others to do the same. Or they might just be crying, the way I behave you never really know. ;D
Del, Guess what! ;D you have won an all expense paid vacation to the Funny Farm Resort, ;D Here is your ticket. Now go an have fun.
Thank you! I've always wanted to go to a mental hospital! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on July 15, 2016, 03:18:23 AM
Thank you! I've always wanted to go to a mental hospital! ;D
*Loud advertisement music starts playing*
And that's where I come in! The Insane Asylum is better than ever, having been taken away from two despots. Join now, and get a lifetime supply of food!
Small text still applies. *Loud advertisement music ends*
Quote from: Faiyloe on July 15, 2016, 02:38:59 AM
Del, Guess what! ;D you have won an all expense paid vacation to the Funny Farm Resort, ;D Here is your ticket. Now go an have fun.
Heh.
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Quote from: Delthion on July 15, 2016, 03:18:23 AM
Thank you! I've always wanted to go to a mental hospital! ;D
*Loud advertisement music starts playing*
And that's where I come in! The Insane Asylum is better than ever, having been taken away from two despots. Join now, and get a lifetime supply of food!
Small text still applies.
*Loud advertisement music ends*
*Breaks television in half with an ax*
Looks like Rosie doesn't want to let it die. ;D
Most intriguing. Somehow I never saw this topic.
It's because you three are always on too late.
Yeah.
Rosie! No! What have you done!
Yes what have I done?
You wanted this.
Hey, The Cellars isn't the Cellars without a little crazy. ;)
Truly, Rosie is one of us.
/me trips over a radio.
*Here Comes the Bride Plays.*
Quote from: Skarzs on August 01, 2016, 05:03:04 PM
Truly, Rosie is one of us.
Haven't I always been :D
Not before you joined.
Technically I was always one of you, even when I was a guest for two years
No, you weren't. Only members can be one of us, not guests.
It definitely matters on who was the guest
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2016, 05:18:51 PM
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Truly, Rosie is one of us.
Haven't I always been :D
Not always, you weren't one of us before you revived this, because you weren't crazy enough to be a Cellar-Dweller because you wouldn't let this thread take it's course. ;D ;D ;D
No it doesn't matter on who the guest was, when you were a guest you were our sworn enemy, but then you betrayed the guests and came over to our side. Now you are one of us!
Wow, I just realized this is on page 20 :P
One score and zero pages ago, Delthion loosened his insanity faucet a little wider.
Rosie obviously wants this wedding to happen, she keeps reviving it! ;D
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. . . Is there something you're not telling us, Rosie?
Sounds nice Skarzs, is it outdoor? I pity you if it is, at least where I am it is way to hot to dress up.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 04, 2016, 10:33:40 PM
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow. . . Is there something you're not telling us, Rosie?
What are you implying? ??? :P
What are you implying?
What are you Implying?
I asked second.
I asked third!
(you also asked first rosie)
Silence, ingrate!
Yes Galli, silence. We need to know the answer to both of Skarzs' questions.
hey now guys the (paranthesis) clearly means that i whispered it privately to Rosie!! You eavesdroppers cannt have heard me!
I didn't hear it. I tasted it.
I ain't be droppin' no eaves Miss Galli marm, promise!
Quote from: Skarzs on August 05, 2016, 06:27:20 PM
I didn't hear it. I tasted it.
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Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on August 05, 2016, 06:10:12 PM
hey now guys the (paranthesis) clearly means that i whispered it privately to Rosie!! You eavesdroppers cannt have heard me!
I didn't drop an eave, I listened.
I would like to add that this is one of the cutest ship names :D
*Big Ant'ony and his goons walk in.* Alright, ya baloogas, put your hands and paws up and give us da weasel launchers and no one get's hurt.
I won't do nothing of the sort! *leaps onto a pillar and pulls out a crossbow, aiming it at Ant'ony's head* None of you, or your goons can catch me!
*Catches Rosie.*
You'll have to be more clever than that to catch me ;) *leaps over to Gonff* Got any ideas how to get outta here?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 14, 2016, 05:12:31 PM
You'll have to be more clever than that to catch me ;) *leaps over to Gonff* Got any ideas how to get outta here?
Well, fight back buts that's a lot of asterisks. Since they have very strong ties to Skarzs just start shipping Big Ant'ony with everyone then they gave to pile more ships on an already quite shipful pile. Running always works well too. What be your call Miss Rosie?
*Holds up Argunath's sword* Gonff, I just remembered, I never got around to collecting those lovely paws of your's
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 14, 2016, 08:38:07 PM
*Holds up Argunath's sword* Gonff, I just remembered, I never got around to collecting those lovely paws of your's
Oh well, you know, things have changed and the price of blue fox paws really has dropped. Might get a little more off that sword you got there to be frank with you. So I think my paws will stay attached for just a tag longer, eh? (Please).
Oh, but I am not interested in money, I am interested in your suffering. ;D But I am a reasonable woman... Take back what you said and hand over the weasel launchers and I might spare you.
Gonff, now would be a good time to run! *grabs Gonff's arm and dashes towards a nearby forest*
No one runs from the Troll! Get 'em! *Goons open up on Gonff and Rosie.*
*Watches as all of the goons cut themselves in half and have their organs spill out in front of them.*
Bad choice of words Boss! ;D
Idiots! Fine. Gotta do dis the old fashion way.
And what, pray tell, is the old fashioned way Boss?
By myself. *Sticks cigar in mouth and picks up two Thompsons.*
*Two people by the name of Thompson are picked up by the Troll, then scream in terror.*
Uh, Boss? Are you sure you know what you're doing?
Yes. Carrying two people carrying two guns is four guns. Learn some math, kid. Now, it's time ta put these clowns on ice and get what I came for.
*Since Rosie is running, I simply take all of the weasel launchers and hand them to Ant'ny.*
Here ya go Boss!
. . .
*Looks at the running forms of Gonff and Rosie.* Eh, they ain't worth it. *Takes weasel launchers and leaves.*
;D
See Faiy, Del did it for me! Now my paws can finally rest knowing the end is no longer nigh.
*As a last measure to please the Boss Lady, I cut off Gonff's paws and hand them to the Boss Lady/The Boss' Lady.* ;D
*Paws smack Del in the face and pop back on*
Nope. Not today.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 15, 2016, 04:56:20 AM
*Paws smack Del in the face and pop back into his hands*
Nope. Not today.
Apparently your paws didn't like you very much... ;D
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*Paws smack Del in the face and pop back onto Gonff's hands*
Nope. Not today.
Apparently your paws didn't like you very much... ;D
Rubbish, they are the best paws a Foxhobbit could ask for! ;D
Woah!!! Gonff, you have two pairs of hands! One pair is paws and the other is hands. ;D
*Decides to just drag Gonff to Ant'ny, and does so.*
I don't need 'im. Leave him t' Faiyloe.
*Goes back into mansion.*
But sir, if you don't take him, he'll run and the Boss Lady will be angry,
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:00:01 AM
Woah!!! Gonff, you have two pairs of hands! One pair is paws and the other is hands. ;D
*Decides to just drag Gonff to Ant'ny, and does so.*
My feet are feet, but me hands be paws...
*Smacks Del again and runs back to Rosie*
Rosie, lets get going. Del is trying to steal Faiy by rubbing up to Skarzs by kidnapping me. I've become a pawn!
*Sighs and stuffs Gonff in a backpack, which I put into a chest, which I lock, and wrap fifty chains around and lock each and everyone of them. Then I carry the chest to Skarzs.*
*Muffled Cry*
You see! I'm right! His dream of Deloe is slowly becoming a reality Skarzs! Help!
You are resorting to shipping to try to escape Gonff? Such efforts are beneath and beyond you! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:11:45 AM
You are resorting to shipping to try to escape Gonff? Such efforts are beneath and beyond you! ;D
But Truth ain't! And the Truth be saying you Deloe is what you would wish if the current was revealed and the Wizard of Oz was asking you what you would like.
I think Gonff is suffering of air deprivation, he is unintelligible. ;D
Deloe. . . Wow. That's just. . . No.
Agreed... ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:16:13 AM
I think Gonff is suffering of air deprivation, he is unintelligible. ;D
Ain't be so! You are the unintelligible on thinking a lowly Foxhobbit will win the heart of one given to a Troll!
(This is how I feel by the way)
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Quote from: Skarzs on August 15, 2016, 05:18:29 AM
Deloe. . . Wow. That's just. . . No.
Rhymes with Jello. Felthion is another option.
So you took a page out of my book to try and stop Gorn by creating Felthion. GORN SHALL NOT BE STOPPED!!! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:22:34 AM
So you took a page out of my book to try and stop Gorn by creating Felthion. GORN SHALL NOT BE STOPPED!!! ;D
Felthion is your dream Del! Every time you shipped Skarzs away it was to be closer to Faiy, to have her all for yourself. Even now, Gorn is your way of masking that dream, but no, you have not tricked me in this game. No, you may be the Prince of Mouseshippers, but I still reign as the Prince of Mousethieves!
How does you being the Prince of Mousethieves help you at all? ;D
Um, dunno really. Being in a box doesn't help. Maybe I can "Steal through your lies?" Hmm. Let's come back to that one. I'll have some better reason then.
Okay. Oi! Boss! Maybe you can give this to the Boss Lady so you don't get in trouble as much for the...uh...events, of yesterday? ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:31:12 AM
Okay. Oi! Boss! Maybe you can give this to the Boss Lady so you don't get in trouble as much for the...uh...events, of yesterday? ;D
Solid. Proof. Felthion I'm calling it right now (Deloe reminds me too much of Jello).
I want nothing to do with Faiy! I am merely trying to help the Boss out of his predicament! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:34:55 AM
I want nothing to do with Faiy! I am merely trying to help the Boss out of his predicament! ;D
Sure, great cover up. Skarzs, are you seeing through his lies such as I! Thievery is what is it shall be named!
And you will be the prince of it I assume Gonff? ;D
Oh, peasants can steal as well, but a Prince gets a title for it.
Ah. So you will steal everyone else's shipmate. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:39:39 AM
Ah. So you will steal everyone else's shipmate. ;D
I'm a knighted Prince, and obey the laws of Chivalry. Low peasants steal the heart of a woman from another man. Such as yourself if you can gather the strings I am throwing thy way.
Ah.
Quote from: Delthion on August 15, 2016, 05:31:12 AM
Okay. Oi! Boss! Maybe you can give this to the Boss Lady so you don't get in trouble as much for the...uh...events, of yesterday? ;D
You're talkin' about Skarzs, not Big Anthony.
Ah! Well Boss, maybe you could give it to Skarzs then.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 15, 2016, 05:21:08 AM
Rhymes with Jello. Felthion is another option.
How about Failtheon because it is never happening. I'd rather kiss a troll than that lump of failure.
*dashes towards Del and tackles him, grabbing Gonff on the way back to the forest* *grabs a knife and slits a couple holes for air* Better? Now I just need to find a way to open this thing . . .
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 15, 2016, 12:45:25 PM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 15, 2016, 05:21:08 AM
Rhymes with Jello. Felthion is another option.
How about Failtheon because it is never happening. I'd rather kiss a troll than that lump of failure.
Thank you Faiy! ;D
I Do
See Del :)
Ha!!! Thought that you could get away with tiny print?! You still are not okay with it! ;D
I am! Just look at it!
I see you changed it! Very well. ;D
Well Gonff hasn't said I do yet so we can't go on with the ceremony.
Precisely! ;D
I'm like Sherlock jumping off a building so people don't get shot (That reference of for you and Roc Søren)
I do.
And now for the party!
Yay! Cake and donuts!
But Gonff, you're still in a box. And I don't have a key.
*Shrinks using Ant Man suit from earlier this Summer and goes through one of the air holes then shrinks back and changes back into Hobbit attire*
Problem solved! Now, where be the cake?
Follow me! *walks further into the woods to a small clearing with a table and chairs in the middle* I asked some of the other members to set this up for us :))
Aw, Rosie this is amazing! Perfect setting as well!
*Pulls out chair for Rosie to sit and quickly ties on bow tie*
*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
Why thank you!
*Sits down*
What would you like? I wasn't sure what you preferred so we made all sorts of desserts.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 15, 2016, 09:25:29 PM
*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
I know right, its amazing sometimes*Sits down across from Rosie*
Well, I'll take a slice of cake for a start. And is that pie? Oh, and apple, one of the best! Would you care for a drink?
Oh I think I'll start with some lemonade and maybe some chocolate cake.
*Cuts two slices and gives one to Gonff*
I think we'd better savor this moment before any of the cellar craziness kicks in. ;)
*Pours a class of limonade and hands it to Rosie*
There you are Miss Rosie! And this cake, my my, its almost as if Hobbits themselves baked it! They are the finest of cooks, I should know. And yes, this is a very peaceful moment. Quite nice and eloquent, just as yourself. 'Tis like the eye of a storm one could say.
*takes glass and sips the lemonade, savoring every bit*
You're much too kind to a simple townsgirl like me, *blushes* I saw a beautiful waterfall nearby here, I was thinking we could visit there after we're done with the cake and vittles.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 15, 2016, 09:25:29 PM
*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.
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*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.
Me too! I sort of grossed myself out of this thread, my plan worked too well...
Quote from: Delthion on August 16, 2016, 05:32:25 AM
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*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.
Me too! I sort of grossed myself out of this thread, my plan worked too well...
And this is only the beginning
NOW KISS
*Smashes Gonff's and Rosie's head together*
Seriously, Ash, they were doing fine without any prompting. Now you ruined it.
ISN'T THIS WHAT HAPPENS IN ROMANCE NOVELS?
No, Psychopaths don't usually jump out of the bushes and smash the couple's heads together.
ROMANCE NOVELS ARE THE WORST.
Now Ashe, don't be unreasonable or I'll have to ask Faiy to dispose of you.
I'm being perfectly reasonable here.
*Smashes Gonff's and Rosie's heads together again*
If you are being reasonable what is your reasoning for smashing our heads together?
So that your marriage is long and happy.
Well, this is supposed to be a private time with me and Gonff, *looks at the bushes* I'm talking to you too Del, Skarzs, and Faiy.
This is the Cellars what did you expect? If you want privet then go have dinner in your PM box.
I . . . Well I was thinking . . . We wanted . . . Oh whatever! *grabs Gonff's hand* You know the waterfall I talked about? I think it's time we visit it. You can take a slice of pie for the trip.
I'LL SUPPLY THE PIE!
*Throws a pie at the couple*
*Punches on Ash* *Gags him and ties him up*
*Slices a piece and goes after Rosie*
Sounds splendid! Let's go!
Oh, and look how nice Faiy is being. My paws thank her.
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*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.
Me too! I sort of grossed myself out of this thread, my plan worked too well...
And this is only the beginning
This was your plan all along wasn't it?
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*Watches from the bushes* Oh my gosh you two are so sweet.
*Peeps out from behind Faiy.* I'm scared.
Me too! I sort of grossed myself out of this thread, my plan worked too well...
And this is only the beginning
This was your plan all along wasn't it?
Mayyybe*Walks for an hour or so in silence* Sorry if I acted unreasonable back there, I have a feeling I was acting overcontrolling.
Oh, never Miss Rosie! I myself am feeling bad for not preparing this wonderful time for you! Now, is that the waterfall up ahead? 'Tis very beautiful and stunning!
Yes it is quite beautiful! *Sets up a makeshift picnic table with a few napkins*
*Breaks the rope*
*Throws Faiyloe at a wall*
*Catches Faiyloe.* Enough of that, Ash.
I'll stop if she stops tying me to a chair.
Wait a minute. You thought Skarzs was a wall?
*Jumps out of Skarzses arms*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 17, 2016, 03:18:15 PM
I'll stop if she stops tying me to a chair.
I'll stop tying you to a chair when you stop trying to ruin Rosie and Gonff's romantic moment.
It is beautiful here isn't it.
*records the scene with camcorder*
*Is watching from the bushes*
Russa, stop being creepy like the rest of us.
Don't tell me how to live my life. ;D
"How to live my life."
#Rebelliouslivesmatter
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on August 18, 2016, 06:52:04 PM
*records the scene with camcorder*
*Camcorder mysteriously breaks and deletes footage*
2SPOOKY4ME
*Has a camera that has recorded everything.*
*ZP eats the camera*
*Arrives at the party far too late*
Why is everyone in the bushes? o_O
Don't ask.
I started re-reading this thread and I'm surprised how against this I was :P
D'awww. . .
How is that cute?
So, I guess Rosie would be the tsundere in their relationship.
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
How did this ship even start?
Look towards the UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
Here we come a-caroling among the leaves so green!
Here we come a-conquering so fair to be seen!
Oh no, he's infested this topic too!
HERE WE COME A-CAROLING AMONG THE LEAVES SO GREEN!
HERE WE COME A-CONQUERING SO FAIR TO BE SEEN!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 05:44:19 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 02:03:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH
*Breaks down crying*
I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 05:44:19 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 02:03:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH
*Breaks down crying*
I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.
*Uses magic to make a bush grow on Skarzs's head. It cannot be removed or replaced*
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 05:44:19 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 02:03:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH
*Breaks down crying*
I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.
Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.
Quote from: Søren on August 23, 2016, 02:23:45 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 05:44:19 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 02:03:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH
*Breaks down crying*
I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.
Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.
*Vomits at the mental images*
Quote from: Søren on August 23, 2016, 02:23:45 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 05:44:19 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 02:03:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH
*Breaks down crying*
I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.
Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.
-_-
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 03:18:03 PM
Quote from: Søren on August 23, 2016, 02:23:45 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 07:21:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 23, 2016, 05:44:19 AM
Quote from: Skarzs on August 23, 2016, 02:03:52 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on August 22, 2016, 03:44:12 PM
*Watches from a tree*
i'm a rebel
That's just an overgrown bush.
YOU'RE AN OVERGROWN BUSH
*Breaks down crying*
I cut my hair down to nothing and keep myself clean-shaven. I would say not.
Maybe your armpits have hair like pine trees.
*Vomits at the mental images*
*Digs a hole and hides down it to rid self mind of mental images*
You've made the bride ill, Soren.
*Comforts Bride* Don't worry, He doesn't. Trust me I have drawn him enough times to know. and really, If anyone has hair like a pine tree it would be you (you're a hedgehog after all) but a nice fir tree.
Yeah, what she said. *Glares at Soren.* Even I don't want to think about that.
Guys, you have to stop me, my mind is a sick, dark place and I don't know how long I can hold this in.
Quote from: Søren on August 27, 2016, 05:05:02 AM
Guys, you have to stop me, my mind is a sick, dark place and I don't know how long I can hold this in.
NO NOT THE MENTAL IMAGES NO SOREN WHY
Ash I believe you have a volunteer for an inmate.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 27, 2016, 01:50:18 PM
Ash I believe you have a volunteer for an inmate.
I do don't I.
*Spirits Soren away to a cell in the Insane Asylum*
This has lasted thirty pages! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 01, 2016, 04:53:10 AM
This has lasted thirty pages! ;D
Good for you Del, good for you.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/LydiKZgFecDew/giphy.gif)
No Skarzs, that's what I do when a ship I create takes off. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on September 01, 2016, 03:53:33 PM
No Skarzs, that's what I do when a ship I create takes off. ;D
Like Skarthion?
Is Delthion officially credited with this one?
I'm impressed
Why are you impressed?
Because he came up with a ship that turned out to be very good. Canon, if you will.
He's the Smiley Shipper, what else do you expect?
Quote from: Fatch of Southsward on September 01, 2016, 06:09:34 PM
Is Delthion officially credited with this one?
I'm impressed
I sort of came up with it. Rosie said that Gonff was the only one that she would be comfortable being shipped with. They agreed and I made the wedding! ;D
Quote from: Søren on September 01, 2016, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 01, 2016, 03:53:33 PM
No Skarzs, that's what I do when a ship I create takes off. ;D
Like Skarthion?
Soren, you should be careful what you say. *hefts Argunath's sword*
Quote from: Faiyloe on September 01, 2016, 11:38:21 PM
Quote from: Søren on September 01, 2016, 04:37:53 PM
Quote from: Delthion on September 01, 2016, 03:53:33 PM
No Skarzs, that's what I do when a ship I create takes off. ;D
Like Skarthion?
Soren, you should be careful what you say. *hefts Argunath's sword*
Oh, I am careful. I'm holding my tongue right now. So please don't hurt me.
Better hold it tighter.
*Shouts from the rooftops*
SKARTHION OTP
*Rips Ash down through the ceiling and squishes him.*
QuoteRosie Willowwater 07:03:54 pm Viewing Gonff the Mousethief's profile.
Now it's really official.
Quote from: Delthion on September 12, 2016, 12:46:01 AM
QuoteRosie Willowwater 07:45:33 pm Viewing Delthion's profile.
Oh no...
No it's really, REALLY official.
Whatever... ;D ;D
:3 *bump*
<3
Besides Skarzs and Faiyloe, is this the only ship that has ever really worked out at all?
Only Rosie approves.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on December 19, 2016, 04:48:48 PM
Besides Skarzs and Faiyloe, is this the only ship that has ever really worked out at all?
Rainhound did. And I refuse to let Delka die.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 19, 2016, 09:20:11 PM
Really?
@Gonff the Mousethief
No, I certainly approve of this ship. Kinda glad this topic was bumped; I missed it and all of its craziness (Del would be so happy to see this)
Quote from: Søren on December 19, 2016, 09:41:20 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on December 19, 2016, 04:48:48 PM
Besides Skarzs and Faiyloe, is this the only ship that has ever really worked out at all?
Rainhound did. And I refuse to let Delka die.
Pluggblade was my favorite for forever until, well, you know, it was disbanded. Perisune (or whatever they are gonna call it) hopefully will be as good.
She's actually called for. . .
I need to stop being so stupid
?
I don't see what's so confusing. Whenever I get stupid feelings for people, it's usually in an impossible situation. I need to learn how to sit down, shut up, and keep myself to myself. Because even if they liked me back, then they'd have to deal with the impossible situation as well. Or, if they don't like me back, then they feel guilty. If my stupid feelings only hurt people, I should just stuff them down instead of showing them.
If you question was what prompted this, take a look at the last five or so posts.
I was pretty sure it was that. Just didn't want to blatantly say it. Look, they aren't hurt. They are hoping they didn't hurt you.
Reguardless
It'll be a long time before I open up again
If you don't, you could have a nervous breakdown.
You think I care?
Speaking from experience, it's not a pleasant thing.
Whatever.
Remember Rosie's reaction to weddings originally? I created a monster with this topic, a decision I regret on this day... ;D
Why would you regret it? Is the amazingness of Delsie too much for you? ;D
...there's no right answer to that question.
;D
Obviously her personality adapted over the years. ;D
Step we gaily on we go!
Heel for heel and toe for toe!
Arm in arm and on we go!
All for Gosie's wedding.
Over hill-ways up and down
Myrtle green and bracken brown!
Pass the shielings through the town
All for sake of Gonsie
Step we gaily on we go!
Heel for heel and toe for toe!
Arm in arm and on we go!
All for Gosie's wedding.
Red her cheeks as rowans are,
Bright her eye as any star,
Fairest o' them a' by far,
Is our darling Rosie.
Step we gaily on we go!
Heel for heel and toe for toe!
Arm in arm and on we go!
All for Gosie's wedding.
Plenty herring, plenty meal,
Plenty peat to fill her creel,
Plenty bonnie bairns as weel;
That's the toast for Gonsie.
Step we gaily on we go!
Heel for heel and toe for toe!
Arm in arm and on we go!
All for Gosie's wedding.
No, you misspelled it. It's DELsie not GONsie ;D
This seems appropriate for the situations you two have found yourselves in. . .
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5NCNSuazN7I/UTphMpjn-WI/AAAAAAAABNU/8Q54hy8QKpM/s640/fvepng_u7hglnl.jpg)
That is pretty much the definition of Rosie right there.
;D
Yez.
I literally said almost the exact same thing once. ;D
I know. ;D
Wow... 34 pages now.
Hmm.
All you had to do to stop it was apparently post that.
What?
You posted last and no one replied.
Because as soon as Rosie posts everyone runs away. ;D
*Slaps Del*
*Slaps Del.*
This is fun.
/me is slapped. Fires at Rosie with an RPG, and kills Skarzs with a jackhammer. ;D
*Reforms with my legs where my arms should be.* *Hits Del.*
Would that be kicking or slapping?
What do you mean by an RPG?
Rocket Propelled Grenade.
(http://www.brickarms.com/assets/img/RPG-7_Gallery_2.jpg)
Ah.
*Phases into a ghost like form and glides away from them*
(https://i.imgur.com/FIOgmRw.gif)
It's a purple-ish ghost form. I retained it from the whole dying ordeal.
/me eats purplish-ghost form of Rosie's.
You. Can't. Do that.
Yeah, it is impossible to eat ghosts in any form.
/me inhales Rosie's purplish ghost form.
That doesn't work either, mister.
Why can I neither eat it nor inhale it?
Because it (she?) has no substance.
I am nothing.
Really? YAY!! I AM NO LONGER TO BE TORMENTED BY THE WORST SHIP OF ALL WHICH IS DELSIE!!! YAY!!! ;D
That's harsh, Del.
It could be Skarthion
*Hugs Maudie* Thanks for defending me, especially against the other half of your canon ship. ^-^
SKARTHION
The fires of Tartarus will consume what little is left of your pitiful body after it has been torn into innumerable pieces over the course of ten years by maddened buzzards.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 04, 2017, 03:30:48 AM
The fires of Tartarus will consume what little is left of your pitiful body after it has been torn into innumerable pieces over the course of ten years by maddened buzzards.
So I read Tartarus like Tartar sauce and honestly was heavily confused for a bit. I'm good though
Skarthion4Lyfe.
And there will not be enough left of your body to warrant the idea you ever existed.
Skarthion in all of its evil is still better than Delsie. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on October 04, 2017, 03:38:07 AM
Skarthion in all of its evil is still better than Delsie. ;D
We might need to put this in the Hearth, 'cause it's highly debatable.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on October 04, 2017, 03:34:57 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 04, 2017, 03:30:48 AM
The fires of Tartarus will consume what little is left of your pitiful body after it has been torn into innumerable pieces over the course of ten years by maddened buzzards.
So I read Tartarus like Tartar sauce and honestly was heavily confused for a bit. I'm good though Skarthion4Lyfe.
The wrath of Tartar sauce is mighty indeed.
Quote from: Delthion on October 04, 2017, 03:38:07 AM
Skarthion in all of its evil is still better than Delsie. ;D
Any approval is punishable by molecular separation. Help me end this or join their fates.
But if I help you end this it will further the ship! ;D
*Pushes Del and Skarzs next to each other*
Awwww, so cute!
*Jumps off a cliff and dies, never to be resurrected.*
*But Skarzs was already dead. So he is now alive, never to be killed.* ;D
Awwwwwww, so cute!
never
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