Ziz iz pretty zimple. Firzt vone member poztz a food. Zuch az fer our example a zloice o' bread.
Member #1 poztz: A zloice o' Bread
Und zen ze next pozter decoidez vezer tae:
a. Eat ze food zat iz zere avready, or
b. Add zome ozer zin' tae it.
If ye eat it, zen ze next pozter poztz a nev food (It can ztill be ze zame originally ztarted vone, but let uz be original und nae alvayz ztart viz ze zame vone) tae ztart again.
If fer votever reazon ye dinnae vant tae eat it zen ye pozt zome ozer food added tae ze firzt.
Zae fer our example:
Member #2 poztz: Add a tomatoe tae it
Und zen ze zird pozter can zen proceed tae eizer eat zat or add tae it. If ye dinnae vant tae eat it (let uz juzt zay ye 'appen tae be picky aboot 'avin' Zpinach or Zuzhi on it) zen ye can juzt add tae it. Let uz zee 'ov far ve can get afore zomebeing eatz ze food, eh? Zae Bon Appeteit! (Ah zink zat iz it..?)
An Apple.
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Can someone translate this please. GAME RULES ARE SOMETHING THAT SHOULD PROBABLY BE UNDERSTANDABLE.
[Translation]
"This is pretty simple. First one member posts a food. Such as for example a slice of bread.
Member #1 posts: A slice of bread.
And then the next poster decides whether to:
a. eat the food that is there already, or
b.add some other thing to it.
If you eat it, then the next poster posts a new food (it can still be the same originally started one, but let us be original and not always start with the same one) to start again.
If for whatever reason you didnt want to eat it then you post some other food added to the first.
See for our example:
Member #2 posts: Add a tomato to it
And then the third poster can then proceed to either eat that or add to it. If you didnt want to eat it (let us just say that you happen to be picky about having Spinach and Sushi on it) then you can just add to it. Let us see how far we can get before somebody eats the food, eh? Then Bon Appeteit! ( i think that is it?..)
[Hiag's first food, to start off the game]
An Apple."
Thanks.
I add toffee to the apple.
I eat the toffee covered apple.
(
@Rosie Willowwater Psst. You have to post a new food now.)
(The next poster has to choose a new one)
(Oh. XD Never mind, then.)
Cod liver oil.
I add Salmon to the Cod Liver Oil
I add a full container of blowtorch fuel to the salmon via a blowtorch, burning it to ash.
I hate salmon.
I add salt to the ash.
Ah 'ad Zuzhi tae ze azh und zalt.
I reluctantly eat the sushi with ash and salt.
A humble potato.
I add an anvil to the potato
I add the rest of Skarzs's body to the potato that forms his head.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/w6Y3goMUHae9W/source.gif)
I add a dying star to Skarzs' decapitated body.
I eat Skarz with the dying star
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A can of Surströmming.
I add a meat pie.
I add ice cream.
I add whip cream.
I add some Carolina Reapwrs chiles.
I douse it in water.
Ah eat it.
Ah ztart viz a lovely blue zalad.
I despise salad, but I reluctantly choke it down before it gets any worse.
I start with a lovely meat pie and tomato sauce!
(http://cdn3.bmag.com.au/bmagthumbs/750x500/2/99/c/src/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Meat-pies.jpg)
I add ten buckets of blood.
Ah 'ad tva Blueberry filled Yamz.
I add six dead pigeons
Ah 'ad four cavin' Birdz.
I add a stale noodle.
That's not tomato sauce, it's ketchup.
I...eat it because I have to.
Did you enjoy the dead pigeons?
Ah ztart viz zome Haggis!
I'll add some uncooked boxed macaroni with a basil garnish...:D
Quote from: CpnRake335 on April 06, 2017, 03:47:50 PM
Did you enjoy the dead pigeons?
NO.
...anyway, I add unfermented whale blood to the mix.
I add the rest of the whale.
I add the Squirrel Sisters!
I add Santa's beard.
Quote from: Delthion on May 19, 2017, 04:57:27 AM
I add the Squirrel Sisters!
pls no
I add a stick of unsalted butter.
I add Martin's sword.......
I add whale entrails!
/me swings blade.
I add Delthion's head!
I add Ash's leg!
AAAAHHHH! AHHH! AHHH!
...I add a gooey worm.
I add a gummy worm!
I add tiny arms.
I add Ash's arms.
I throw myself into the pile, thus adding the rest of me.
/me throws the entire cast of Undecided into the pile.
No! Noooooo! Not Twisty! He doesn't deserve that!
/me throws Delthion's entire family into the pile.
/me throws all of Ashleg's family, dead or alive into the pile.
/me throws a prison full of inmates into the pile.
*Throws in an old banana*
/me throws in all of the old bananas.
*Eats it*
I start with a human arm.
I add three human beards.
I add three bearded humans.
I eat them.
I add Groddil. (The fox not the member.)
I add Groddil (The member not the fox)
I add Ash and Ashe.
The member and the fox are one.
I add filthy lies.
I add filthy truths.
I add a gallon of gasoline.
I add gasoline of gallons.
I add a dead beetle.
I add a dead Volkswagen Beetle (a.k.a. Porsche 911).
"Punch buggy!"
/me punches Del, causing him to fall into the mixture.
/me grabs hold of Groddil's arm so that he falls with me!
/me adds peppercorns. . .
Quote from: Delthion on June 04, 2017, 03:07:36 AM
/me throws all of Ashleg's family, dead or alive into the pile.
(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/19/191f962bc8ca3098ba44c05eda04734d74f47d7f4661f7db8c42f9bb781c4c9e.jpg)
/me eats the thread and all its contents.
This isn't a Cellars thread. Try again.
Incidentally, the rules say that the thing posted has to be "a food". I don't think most of these recent posts qualify.
Quote from: Ashleg on June 18, 2017, 06:59:35 AM
/me adds peppercorns. . .
Peppercorns are a food. Go figure.
We're starting out with a nice bucket of peppercorns.
/me adds a big box-full's worth of French fries
/me adds melted ice cream.
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 28, 2017, 05:18:29 PM
/me eats the thread and all its contents.
This isn't a Cellars thread. Try again.
Incidentally, the rules say that the thing posted has to be "a food". I don't think most of these recent posts qualify.
I could eat all of Ashleg's family, and they would be food to panthers and the like, so that wouldn't be against the rules either! ;D
/me adds a pie the size of the universe.
I add some corpses.
Quote from: Delthion on June 30, 2017, 04:39:25 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 28, 2017, 05:18:29 PM
/me eats the thread and all its contents.
This isn't a Cellars thread. Try again.
Incidentally, the rules say that the thing posted has to be "a food". I don't think most of these recent posts qualify.
I could eat all of Ashleg's family, and they would be food to panthers and the like, so that wouldn't be against the rules either! ;D
/me adds a pie the size of the universe.
Panthers don't eat humans unless in true desperation.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on July 04, 2017, 09:29:51 AM
I add some corpses.
Quote from: Delthion on June 30, 2017, 04:39:25 AM
Quote from: James Gryphon on June 28, 2017, 05:18:29 PM
/me eats the thread and all its contents.
This isn't a Cellars thread. Try again.
Incidentally, the rules say that the thing posted has to be "a food". I don't think most of these recent posts qualify.
I could eat all of Ashleg's family, and they would be food to panthers and the like, so that wouldn't be against the rules either! ;D
/me adds a pie the size of the universe.
Panthers don't eat humans unless in true desperation.
...Or a politician bein' nearby...........
Ah add a Blue Tomato!
I add corn flakes.
Ah eat it av! Ach!
A Potato.
I add butter and salt and eat it. ;D
A cup of Greek Yogurt.
Ah Add Creamed Zpinach!
Asssssmodeus addssss two gallonssss of spoiled milk.
Thanks for that mental image.
*revives thread*
I would add cereal, but milk was just added, so I'll add some butternut squash.
The spoilt milk kills it.
You didn't add anything, so I'll assume you ate it.
*adds blue cookies*
Verdauga didn't eat it, I did. *swallows strange, foodish thing* It's actually surprisingly delicious. Now, let's do this properly.
*adds cereal*
*adds milk*
*Eats.*
Tastes like breakfast.
*Adds American biscuits (you guys really should try 'em)*
*adds proper biscuits*
*adds freshly whipped cream*
*adds mangoes*