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Post by: Groddil on March 20, 2017, 03:45:39 AM

Make a post summoning something that in some way defeats the summon of the post above you. The only thing you may not summon is Chuck Norris.

E.g.

Person X - I summon an angry chicken.
Person Y - I summon Colonel Sanders.
Person Z - I summon a vegan with a machine gun.
And so on...

I'll start.

I summon James Gryphon.

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Post by: Jukka the Sling on March 20, 2017, 03:55:02 AM

I summon Banya.

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Post by: Groddil on March 20, 2017, 03:57:23 AM

I summon Cathulhu, the one Demon that Banya fears.

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Post by: Kitsune on March 20, 2017, 02:08:03 PM

I summon Dogthulhu.

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 20, 2017, 04:26:55 PM

I summon a dog catcher, the villain to every dog in every movie ever

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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 20, 2017, 05:01:01 PM

I summon the main dog character that always manages to defeat the dog catcher in the end

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Post by: Jukka the Sling on March 20, 2017, 06:27:05 PM

I summon the typical sweet, twenty-something dog lover gal who always takes in random strays.

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Post by: Feles on March 20, 2017, 06:56:22 PM

I summon the boyfriend that is allergic to dogs.

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Post by: Groddil on March 20, 2017, 08:10:30 PM

I summon the boyfriends cat, which kills him in his sleep one night because he forgot to pledge his soul that day.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 21, 2017, 08:45:26 PM

I summon a spray bottle of holy water.

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Post by: Feles on March 21, 2017, 09:45:04 PM

I summon a boiler.

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Post by: Groddil on March 22, 2017, 12:35:56 AM

I summon a Liquid Nitrogen Elemental.

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Post by: Kitsune on March 22, 2017, 04:40:43 AM

I summon a competent chemist.

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Post by: Groddil on March 22, 2017, 04:48:33 AM

I summon Professor Althaus, professional bartender, biologist, and HIGH SCHOOL SCIENCE GOD!

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 22, 2017, 02:09:15 PM

I summon a stuck up parent to get him fired after a false accusation.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 22, 2017, 02:39:05 PM

I summon a bratty five year old who has the stuck up parent wrapped around her finger.

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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 22, 2017, 05:32:38 PM

I summon the Dog Whisperer.

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Post by: Groddil on March 23, 2017, 01:16:36 AM

I summon a dingo.

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Post by: Kitsune on March 23, 2017, 04:48:02 PM

I summon a crocodile.

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Post by: Feles on March 23, 2017, 07:18:47 PM

I summon a meteor the size of a bus.

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Post by: Groddil on March 23, 2017, 11:16:55 PM

I summon the Magical School Bus.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 24, 2017, 12:00:44 AM

I summon a realist who points out there is not such thing as magic.

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 24, 2017, 04:31:39 AM

I summon Doctor Strange to smite the realist

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Post by: Groddil on March 24, 2017, 05:44:23 AM

I summon thirty cash-grabbing executives who make a fish-like sequel for a quick buck.

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Post by: Eulaliaaa! on March 25, 2017, 04:54:10 PM

I summon the thousands of angry fans.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 25, 2017, 04:57:55 PM

I summon a spoiler troll.

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Post by: Groddil on March 25, 2017, 09:10:22 PM

I summon the retcon in the next movie.

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Post by: MatthiasMan on March 25, 2017, 11:06:50 PM

Hah! You've just activated my trap card! I special summon angry Tumblr and Reddit reviews from amateur critics and raging fan girls!

When special summoned "Amateur Critics and Raging Fan Girls" allows me to directly attack your Hollywood Status this turn!

-1000 Hollywood Status

(For those of you who know what Yu-Gi-Oh is.)

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Post by: Groddil on March 26, 2017, 12:00:47 AM

I summon Chris Ray Gun.

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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 26, 2017, 02:14:19 AM

I summon Ben Shapiro.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 26, 2017, 02:35:06 AM

I summon Larry Elder.

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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 26, 2017, 04:04:49 AM

I summon Tucker Carlson.

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 26, 2017, 04:56:50 AM

I summon a stay at home mom switching the channel to Ellen

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Post by: Kitsune on March 26, 2017, 08:14:24 AM

I summon a cable company with high fees.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 26, 2017, 02:38:38 PM

I summon the internet which has everything for free.

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Post by: Feles on March 26, 2017, 03:16:33 PM

I summon 628 Viruses.

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Post by: Kitsune on March 26, 2017, 05:23:45 PM

I summon throwing your computer out the window.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 26, 2017, 06:30:54 PM

I summon bullet resistant glass.

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Post by: Kitsune on March 26, 2017, 08:03:06 PM

I summon a tank.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 26, 2017, 08:47:34 PM

I summon an A-10 Thunderbolt.

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Post by: Jukka the Sling on March 26, 2017, 09:52:41 PM

I summon Iron Man and War Machine.

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Post by: Groddil on March 26, 2017, 11:40:20 PM

I summon a knock-off movie.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 27, 2017, 03:01:18 AM

Ah play Dark'ole vhich deztroyz av cardz on ze field! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

MatthiasMan[/member]]@MatthiasMan (ftp://[member=141) Oh aye, ah'm a Yugioh fan!

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Post by: Groddil on March 27, 2017, 03:26:16 AM

I summon a clone of myself saying that this isn't Yugioh.

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on March 28, 2017, 06:01:53 AM

I summon the opposite of Order 66 to eliminate all the clones.

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Post by: Groddil on March 28, 2017, 07:39:25 AM

I summon Suke Lkywalker.

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Post by: Kitsune on March 28, 2017, 02:00:29 PM

I summon Dank Vader.

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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on March 28, 2017, 04:59:10 PM

I summon Prince Leah.

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Post by: Groddil on March 28, 2017, 09:21:03 PM

I summon the Star Wars holiday special.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 29, 2017, 01:04:54 AM

Ah zummon ze Lego Jango Fett figure!

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Post by: Groddil on March 29, 2017, 01:47:38 AM

I summon Mega Blox Halo Mystery Bags.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 29, 2017, 02:43:23 AM

I summon a factory mistake leaving only empty bags.

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Post by: Groddil on March 29, 2017, 02:45:27 AM

I summon a hungry toddler.

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Post by: Lady Amber on March 29, 2017, 03:00:37 AM

I summon a panicked mom.

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Post by: Groddil on March 29, 2017, 03:16:13 AM

I summon a soccer ball.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2017, 01:30:24 AM

Ah zummon ze correct name fer it- i.e. ze Footbav!

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 30, 2017, 01:32:12 AM

I summon a three hundred pound football player who throws a fifty yard pass.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 30, 2017, 01:36:13 AM

Ah play Dark 'ole again vhich deztroyz ze Zrovbav player!

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Post by: Feles on March 30, 2017, 01:39:00 AM

I summon match, burning the card to a crisp.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 30, 2017, 01:56:01 AM

I summon the slightest, tiniest, practically nonexistent breeze that puts out the match.

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Post by: alexandre on March 30, 2017, 02:12:55 AM

I summon a nerd that explains that oxygen helps fire, and the only reason it would put it out is by force, therefore the breeze only helps the match and fire, burning the soccer field and surrounding forest to the ground.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 31, 2017, 05:01:25 PM

Ah play A Legendary Ocean vhich drovnz oot ze foire!

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Post by: Groddil on March 31, 2017, 11:18:40 PM

Stop playing Yugioh cards. This isn't how the game works.

I summon Cyclone Debbie, which just hit northern Australia and caused flooding across most of the eastern seaboard, to blow the nerd away and put out all fires, thus disproving his point.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 01, 2017, 03:18:58 AM

Ah zummon Bill, vho letz me drav tva cardz! Vone o' vhich iz an energy card vhich ah zhav attach tae me Bazic Pokemon!
_{(Zat iz nae a Yugioh card...)}

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Post by: Groddil on April 01, 2017, 03:48:58 AM

I summon a clone of me doing a facepalm.

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on April 01, 2017, 05:18:42 AM

I summon a guy who really likes to chop off hands

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Post by: Rosie Willowwater on April 01, 2017, 03:00:12 PM

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on April 01, 2017, 05:18:42 AM
I summon a guy who really likes to chop off hands

~~Also known as Faiyloe~~

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on April 01, 2017, 10:15:19 PM

I summon some bracers.

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Post by: Feles on April 02, 2017, 05:01:39 AM

I summon the guy's cousin, who prefers to chop off heads.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2017, 10:48:13 PM

Ah zummon an age-reztriction tae prevent zuch violence bein' commited!

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Post by: Hickory on April 03, 2017, 10:58:15 PM

I summon Jeff Sessions.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 03, 2017, 11:06:18 PM

Ah zummon a fellov vho 'az nae idea vho zat iz! Viz a rubber mallet!

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Post by: MarianaRedWixi on April 04, 2017, 05:45:19 AM

I summon Lightning McQueen to teach that fellov some things...

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Post by: Feles on April 04, 2017, 03:39:23 PM

kerchoo

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 04, 2017, 11:41:12 PM

Ah zummon a Philozopher vho ztatez zat ignorance iz blizz!

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on April 05, 2017, 02:26:34 AM

I summon a Barbarian warlord who cares not for such philosophical nonsense.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2017, 02:35:38 AM

Ah zummon a Jeedai Mazter vho makez ze zaid Varlaird care!

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Post by: Feles on April 05, 2017, 02:54:41 AM

I summon a fencer with a lightsaber, who easily kills the jedi, because jedi are awful swordsman

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2017, 03:16:40 AM

Ah zummon ze Jeedai'z zpirit, vho 'az become vone viz ze Force!

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on April 05, 2017, 03:28:08 AM

I summon..... GHOSTBUSTERS!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2017, 09:19:26 PM

Ah zummon Slimer tae trip zem up in ghozt zloime!

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Post by: Jasper on April 18, 2017, 04:26:54 PM

I summon a janitor. ;)

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Post by: Trigoma on May 16, 2017, 10:45:23 AM

I summon the janitors boss...;o

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Post by: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 02:09:52 AM

I summon Pat the Technician, who doesn't care what his boss says and can get away with it, too.

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Post by: Ashleg on May 17, 2017, 10:56:39 PM

I summon Lightning McQueen, so he can KACHOW Pat the Technician into listening to his boss!

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Post by: Delthion on May 17, 2017, 11:57:55 PM

I summon the King, so he can make McQueen save him at the expense of the Piston Cup.

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Post by: Trigoma on May 18, 2017, 05:19:16 AM

I summon Robin Hood who single handedly dismantles the Kings kingship and gives all of the riches to the poor. :D

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Post by: Delthion on May 18, 2017, 05:21:07 AM

I summon Robin Hood's vengeful...cousin I think? Who poisons Robin Hood when he went to her for healing.

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on May 18, 2017, 06:38:21 PM

I summon the miracle man who declares Robin only "Mostly dead" and is able to revive him with a chocolate pill.

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Post by: Trigoma on May 19, 2017, 05:01:23 AM

I summon Westley of Florin who kills Robin because it was actually Westley from the Princess Bride that was awoken by the Miracle Man.

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Post by: Ashleg on May 19, 2017, 04:54:32 PM

I summon Inigo Montoya because he always says "I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."
HE CHARGES INTO BATTLE TO DEFEAT WESTLEY OF FLORIN!

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Post by: Delthion on May 19, 2017, 09:46:32 PM

I summon brandy, which intoxicates Inigo and makes him fall off a cliff!

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Post by: Ashleg on May 23, 2017, 11:35:49 PM

I summon Clogg, because he's always drunk so he can handle brandy!

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Post by: Groddil on May 24, 2017, 01:58:53 AM

I summon Ashleg.

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Post by: Delthion on May 24, 2017, 02:36:27 AM

I summon the wind, which blows away the leg's ashes. ;D

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Post by: Gonff the Mousethief on May 24, 2017, 03:43:01 AM

I summon the ending of the Coriolis Effect and the uneven heating of the earth's surface.

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Post by: Ashleg on May 24, 2017, 05:15:03 PM

I summon Groddil.

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Post by: Delthion on May 24, 2017, 10:21:59 PM

I summon Ungatt Trunn.

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 24, 2017, 11:10:41 PM

/me summons Brocktree.

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 03:56:45 AM

I summon a Cregga fanboy.

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 25, 2017, 04:43:38 AM

/me summons the sentence where Cregga was maimed for life by a rat.

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 04:56:38 AM

I summon the forum censor, which turns that entire sentence into [ferret] [rat] in [toad] for no apparent [weasel].

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 25, 2017, 04:57:15 AM

/me summons the webmaster, who deletes the forum.

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 04:59:47 AM

I summon Brockhall.

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 25, 2017, 05:04:44 AM

/me summons Loamhedge.

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 05:05:47 AM

I summon a plague.

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 25, 2017, 05:07:31 AM

/me summons the team in "Pandemic (https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/30549/pandemic)".

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 05:11:46 AM

I summon a game known as Pandemic 2.

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 25, 2017, 05:17:18 AM

/me summons Electronic Arts.

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 05:19:41 AM

I summon Steam, which is much better than Origin.

Seriously. Origin is so fish-like.

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Post by: James Gryphon on May 25, 2017, 05:22:24 AM

/me summons Microsoft, which buys Valve.

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 05:35:22 AM

Oh for...

Why. Is. THAT. censored?

I summon NVIDIA.

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Post by: Delthion on May 25, 2017, 05:43:54 AM

I summon Redwall Abbey. (After all, she was killed there! ;D)

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Post by: Groddil on May 25, 2017, 05:44:50 AM

...

What?

NVIDIA is a computer parts manufacturer...

...

I re-summon NVIDIA, as Delthion was unable to defeat it.

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Post by: Delthion on May 25, 2017, 10:18:11 PM

(I was looking at the wrong page without realizing it. ;D)

I summon Artificial Intelligence, as it would make such things obsolete.

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Post by: Jasper on May 27, 2017, 04:14:59 AM

I summon a janitor. No matter how smart AI gets, the human brain will always be a step higher... or so we hope, otherwise the robots are taking over.

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Post by: Delthion on May 27, 2017, 05:55:41 AM

I summon the Cylons, who prove that robots have taken over the world! ;D

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Post by: Ashleg on June 01, 2017, 04:18:27 AM

I summon the Jetsons, who have better technology and it's only 2012.

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Post by: Groddil on June 01, 2017, 11:22:36 PM

I summon the Imperium of Man, who purge those filthy heretics.

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Post by: James Gryphon on June 01, 2017, 11:27:46 PM

/me summons an angry powerplayer from "Endless Story", who blows up the universe.

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Post by: Groddil on June 01, 2017, 11:30:15 PM

I summon Grendel, who destroys the powerplayer with Righteous Fury.

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Post by: James Gryphon on June 01, 2017, 11:33:26 PM

/me summons Beowulf.

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Post by: Groddil on June 01, 2017, 11:35:39 PM

I summon Bjorn the Fell-Handed, who easily crushes Beowulf.

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Post by: James Gryphon on June 01, 2017, 11:37:40 PM

/me summons Silver-Age Superman's sneeze (which wiped out a solar system).

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Post by: Ashleg on June 01, 2017, 11:46:56 PM

/me summons King Fergus and he blocks the sneeze with a tissue.

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Post by: Delthion on June 02, 2017, 01:03:52 AM

/me summons Basilisk, who breathes on the tissue and poisons the King.

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Post by: Ashleg on June 02, 2017, 03:51:00 AM

I summon Captain Hook to chop Basikisk in half so he can't breathe no more!

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Post by: Delthion on June 02, 2017, 04:59:35 AM

/me summons Captain Jack Aubrey who, through superior naval tactics, destroys the ship and person of Captain Hook.

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Post by: Ashleg on June 02, 2017, 02:19:40 PM

/me summons Captain Jack Sparrow, who reclaims his fame by stealing Aubrey's ship and thus killing Aubrey.

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Post by: Delthion on June 02, 2017, 08:42:19 PM

I summon Stephen Maturin who challenges Captain Jack Sparrow to a pistol-duel and, while meaning to wound him, kills Sparrow instantly.

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Post by: James Gryphon on June 03, 2017, 03:56:35 AM

/me summons Sir Fredrick, who kills Stephen Maturin while acting like a moron waving a broken axe

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Post by: Ashleg on June 03, 2017, 04:16:34 AM

I summon James Gryphon's mom, who kills Sir Frederick with her seething glare of fury.

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Post by: Delthion on June 03, 2017, 06:05:47 AM

I summon Fluttershy, whose stare overpowers that of James Gryphon's Mother.

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Post by: James Gryphon on June 04, 2017, 01:36:15 AM

/me summons an opinionated TV network executive who cancels shows

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Post by: Delthion on June 04, 2017, 03:06:55 AM

/me summons a virus which makes everyone prefer books to TV.

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Post by: Ashleg on June 09, 2017, 06:21:51 AM

I summon a hoard of disgusting goats to eat the books.

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Post by: Delthion on June 09, 2017, 06:31:13 PM

I summon a hoard of disgusting people to eat the goats.

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Post by: Groddil on June 12, 2017, 12:12:45 AM

I summon Jurgen.

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Post by: Delthion on June 12, 2017, 12:14:43 AM

I summon the All-Powerful James Gryphon.

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Post by: Groddil on June 12, 2017, 01:17:41 AM

I summon @Redwall Abbey.

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Post by: Delthion on June 12, 2017, 04:51:05 AM

I summon the maintenance needs on the forums.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 25, 2017, 02:37:54 AM

Ah zummon molten plazma vhich eatz trough av o' ze zin'z zat moight be maintenanced, along viz a Giant Trout!

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Post by: Ashleg on July 27, 2017, 06:02:18 PM

/me summons a mop that cleans up the lava and kills the trout.

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Post by: Delthion on July 28, 2017, 02:30:04 AM

/me summons Merlin, who controls the mop, and deals with young Arthur's chores with it.

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Post by: Ashleg on July 28, 2017, 06:15:23 AM

/me summons a fat whale.

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Post by: Delthion on July 28, 2017, 09:59:04 PM

(How does that defeat Merlin?)

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Post by: Ashleg on July 31, 2017, 04:59:07 PM

ARE YOU QUESTIONING THE POWER OF THE LARD-FILLED WHALE AND ITS MAMALLIAN GLORY?!??!?

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Post by: Delthion on July 31, 2017, 09:51:56 PM

Yes.

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Post by: Ashleg on August 01, 2017, 04:41:51 AM

/me summons a giant first to get rid of Delthion.

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Post by: Delthion on August 01, 2017, 08:37:47 PM

/me summons a giant second to deal with Ash.

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Post by: Ashleg on August 03, 2017, 04:30:07 PM

/me summons a giant Third to beat down the giant Second.

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Post by: Delthion on August 03, 2017, 05:12:39 PM

/me summons a giant fourth to beat the giant third.

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Post by: Ashleg on August 03, 2017, 05:59:55 PM

Drat!

/me summons a giant fifth to beat the giant fourth.

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Post by: Delthion on August 03, 2017, 07:28:09 PM

/me summons a giant sixth to beat the giant fifth.

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Post by: Ashleg on August 04, 2017, 10:20:58 PM

/me summons a giant seventh to beat the giant sixth.

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Post by: Delthion on August 04, 2017, 11:30:12 PM

/me summons a tiny eighth to destroy the giant seventh.

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Post by: Ashleg on August 08, 2017, 07:14:48 AM

/me uses a flamethrower against the tiny eighth.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 24, 2017, 08:27:14 PM

Ah zummon a Math teacher vho takez av o' ze numberz und givez everybeazt a failin' grade!

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Post by: James Gryphon on August 24, 2017, 08:44:11 PM

/me summons a grade curve.

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Post by: Ashleg on August 27, 2017, 04:24:04 PM

/me summons a teacher who will bump up his grades.

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Post by: Blaggut on October 24, 2017, 05:10:56 AM

* Bonaparte summons a poisoned apple

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Post by: Wylder Treejumper on October 24, 2017, 06:33:23 AM

/me summons Prince Charming, who kisses the comatose teacher because he's a weirdo (I mean, kissing dead people?)

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Post by: Krantor the Brutal on October 24, 2017, 06:49:11 AM

*Krantor summons dragon who crushes Prince Charming with a tower prop.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2017, 09:07:31 PM

Ah zummon...Ze Knoightz Vho Zay NI! vho zay NI! tae ze Dragon vhich cauzez it tae faint!

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Post by: Ashleg on November 03, 2017, 04:24:58 PM

I summon Abraham Lincoln, who beats the knights into oblivion using his beard.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 03, 2017, 06:49:35 PM

Ah zummon Theodore Roosevelt, vho chargez up ze ztaircaze at auld Abe
(https://media.giphy.com/media/NT0hfYBpAxcXK/giphy.gif)
und zen buriez 'im in ze bazement!

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Post by: Wylder Treejumper on November 03, 2017, 07:59:05 PM

I summon malaria! That will stop Teddy from digging his Panama Canal.

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Post by: Delthion on November 03, 2017, 08:09:13 PM

I summon mosquito netting!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2017, 12:44:09 AM

Ah zummon Mozquitoez viz razour-zharp teez tae eat trough ze nettin'!

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on November 05, 2017, 09:54:38 PM

I summon bug spray with DEET in it

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Post by: Ashleg on November 06, 2017, 05:20:07 PM

I summon my mom, who throws the bug spray in the garbage.

(She refuses to buy anything with deet in it.)

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 09, 2017, 02:31:40 AM

Ah zummon a ztupid politician vho putz it back on ze market anyvay!

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Post by: Delthion on November 09, 2017, 04:09:41 AM

I summon an asteroid that utterly destroys the politician.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on November 12, 2017, 07:24:49 PM

I summon the stupid politician's equally stupid children who grow up and put deet back on the market

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Post by: asmodeus on December 18, 2017, 10:49:50 PM

I summon a communist insurrection that kills all the politicians.

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Post by: Ashleg on December 20, 2017, 11:55:07 PM

I summon Winston Churchill, who destroys the communists. XD

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Post by: The Grey Coincidence on January 02, 2018, 03:43:52 PM

I summon the Redwall books (yep, ALL of them) to keep Winston Churchill distracted via reading!!!

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Post by: asmodeus on January 23, 2018, 04:12:42 PM

I summon WWII which keeps Winston away from the Redwall books.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on January 24, 2018, 12:24:54 AM

I summon a alien invasion to stop the infighting among the earthlings

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Post by: asmodeus on January 26, 2018, 04:52:48 PM

I summon an infectious disease, which kills all the aliens, who have no immunity.

(war of the worlds reference)

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on January 26, 2018, 11:45:18 PM

Modifys the diasease so it kills the earthlings as well hahaha

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Post by: asmodeus on February 02, 2018, 04:22:37 AM

I summon immune people.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 23, 2018, 08:09:21 PM

Ah zummon immunity fer ze invaderz tae, zae zey may zurvoive az vell!

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Post by: asmodeus on April 02, 2018, 05:22:17 AM

I summon a new species that cannot be affected by viruses.

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Post by: Ashleg on April 17, 2018, 07:27:56 PM

Unfortunately, although it is immune to viruses, it is not immune to the sword I summoned.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on April 17, 2018, 10:29:06 PM

I summon armor.

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Post by: Ashleg on April 26, 2018, 01:26:12 AM

(You have to say how it defeats the sword I summoned.)

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on May 01, 2018, 01:42:12 PM

Armor that breaks your swords on contact.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 01, 2018, 02:27:59 PM

I summon a smeltery (Melts the armor)

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Post by: Delthion on May 01, 2018, 03:03:05 PM

I summon Glaurung, the father of the dragons, to destroy said smeltery.

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Post by: Ashleg on May 01, 2018, 07:29:51 PM

I summon Remy the squire to kill the dragon.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 01, 2018, 08:43:25 PM

I summon Tsarmina to kill Remy

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Post by: Ashleg on May 01, 2018, 08:56:45 PM

REMY! NNNOOOOO!

That's it. Even though I don't like him very much... I summon Martin to kill Tsarmina in order to avenge Remy.

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Post by: Delthion on May 01, 2018, 09:27:11 PM

I summon the Grim Reaper which takes Martin's life.

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Post by: Ashleg on May 01, 2018, 10:45:54 PM

I summon a rock which cannot be hurt by the Grim Reaper and therefore makes him vanish.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 01, 2018, 11:18:28 PM

I summon a pickax to break the rock

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Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2018, 04:09:05 AM

I summon lava, which melts/burns the pickax.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 03, 2018, 09:43:55 PM

I summon rain that cools the lava so that is forms new land

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Post by: Delthion on May 03, 2018, 10:55:01 PM

I summon earthquakes which tear the land asunder.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 04, 2018, 12:01:24 AM

I summon an earthquake shelter so that I will be safe from it

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Post by: Delthion on May 04, 2018, 01:11:44 AM

I summon the Hulk who smashes said earthquake shelter.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 04, 2018, 09:38:25 PM

I summon Satan who kills the Hulk

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on May 07, 2018, 02:15:09 PM

I summon a i to replace the a then I cut your hulk killing fabric.

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Post by: Delthion on May 07, 2018, 02:53:17 PM

What?

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 08, 2018, 07:47:02 PM

uh...

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 08, 2018, 07:47:26 PM

I summon God who kills satan

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on May 09, 2018, 01:31:17 PM

Quote from: Delthion on May 07, 2018, 02:53:17 PM
What?

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0558/3725/products/Apple_Green_Charmeuse_Satin_Fabric_grande.jpg?v=1501001051)

Satin ;D

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 09, 2018, 02:54:30 PM

I summon fire that burns the satin

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Post by: Ashleg on May 09, 2018, 11:44:09 PM

I summon Zillentiyle and his chopper so he can put out the fire.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 10, 2018, 01:42:31 PM

I summon a knife that kills Zillentiyle

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on May 10, 2018, 03:09:57 PM

I summon the narwhal whose name I can't spell to steal the knife.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 10, 2018, 09:45:52 PM

I summon a bear to kill the narwhal

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Post by: shnoodlec on May 11, 2018, 02:05:51 AM

I summon a bigger bear to kill that bear.

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Post by: Ashleg on May 11, 2018, 01:12:21 PM

Quote from: Nadaz, voice of the host on May 10, 2018, 03:09:57 PM
I summon the narwhal whose name I can't spell to steal the knife.

Asysymorez. ;D ;)

Quote from: shnoodlec on May 11, 2018, 02:05:51 AM
I summon a bigger bear to kill that bear.

I summon the guy who killed Bambi's mom to kill that bear.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 11, 2018, 05:22:18 PM

I summon my tears to drown the hunter (why?!?!)

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Post by: Anonymous on May 17, 2018, 10:47:18 PM

I summon a life jacket for the hunter

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Post by: Cinderpelt on May 18, 2018, 01:32:12 AM

I summon a shark to tear the life vest off

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on July 18, 2018, 03:51:58 PM

I summon a harpoon to kill the shark.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 14, 2018, 10:08:00 PM

Ah zummon a lock on a vire on ze 'arpoon zat preventz it from bein' removed from it'z current location!

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Post by: Delthion on August 16, 2018, 03:43:53 AM

I summon James Gryphon.

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Post by: Amarith Waterspring on August 16, 2018, 08:32:52 PM

I summon Matthias720.

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 17, 2018, 02:52:32 AM

Ah zummon Ze Blue-Eyez Vhoite Dragon vhich tellz everybeazt tae nae zummon more moderatorz!...Und zen eatz zem.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on August 18, 2018, 10:38:49 PM

I summon food poisoning from eating raw moderators to kill the dragon.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on September 10, 2018, 09:58:01 PM

I summon a chef to properly cook the food, thus allowing the bacteria that causes food poisoning to die

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on September 10, 2018, 10:07:43 PM

I summon a grease fire to hinder the chef.

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Post by: Delthion on September 10, 2018, 10:18:07 PM

I summon LIVING SPRINKLERS to put out the fire.

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Post by: Lavendernose on September 18, 2018, 04:24:23 AM

I summon a living fountain to rule over the living sprinklers and get them in order.

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Post by: Nadaz, voice of the host on September 19, 2018, 09:07:47 PM

I summon infinite paper towels to absorb the water.

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Post by: Cinderpelt on September 21, 2018, 08:55:46 PM

I summon fire to burn all the towles

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Post by: Vilu Deskar on September 25, 2018, 04:56:50 AM

I summon Luigi to take control of the fire

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 19, 2020, 08:22:14 PM

Ah zummon... Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial tae o'ervhelm Luigi viz abzurdity!

Redwall Abbey

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