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Captain Wortshire

October 23, 2020, 12:11:23 PM
You are in a normal looking classroom when a lithe figure floats in...

Hello everyone and welcome to your first day here at the Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains or MEAAV for short.

Here we cherish young aspiring minds who wish to rob their first bank, or blow up the moon.

If you are not familiar with me, too bad, because I don't care who you are. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. And there is no Queen of England....

Anyways let's skip the introductions and go straight to class...

Oh, I nearly forgot, unless I say so, all powers are now OFF.

Remember who's in charge here. ME! So anybody that does not play by my rules around here, (or is a hero), I will send to the machine of unspeakable doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you've known becomes impossible to grasp. Also, every 10 seconds, it stabs your crown jewels...

We good?

Alright, any questions
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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Russa Nodrey

#1
October 23, 2020, 12:21:15 PM
Yes, I do. What would happen if someone accidentally joined this academy because they thought it was a free cooking class? Would that be bad? Could they just suddenly leave when no one is looking?
Freddy

lass of something much

#2
October 23, 2020, 12:23:01 PM
*raises paw*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#3
October 23, 2020, 12:26:16 PM
Good question...

Cooking is actually a key element for aspiring villains, so that is included in your curriculum along with chemistry, grammar, arithmetic, music, history, astronomy, astrology, demonology, engineering, acting, gardening, management, etc...

*points sythe at Lass*

Yes miss?
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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[close]

Russa Nodrey

#4
October 23, 2020, 12:27:21 PM
Oh, okay. I guess I'll stay.
Freddy

lass of something much

#5
October 23, 2020, 12:35:12 PM
Since when did everyone have their own crown jewels? How big are they? Do we have to steal them? Who do we steal them off? Can I act like I'm dead during class?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

#6
October 23, 2020, 12:39:52 PM
Actually, that last part is only meant for boys.

Actually, in your later course on heistology, you will be assigned to steal whatever large jewel you can find...

As long as you are present, you are good, living or dead... Like me for instance, I am walking a thin line between alive and deceased...

Anyways...

...

...

Where did I put those tests...

One moment...

Behave yourselves, okay?

*Macabre floats out of the room*
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

#7
October 23, 2020, 12:47:49 PM
Oh....That's a Shame...Why?


OooOo, fuuunnnn! Who'd we steal 'em from?

Sweeeeeett... *flops of the ground and stops breathing*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Jarky Thistlebrush

#8
October 23, 2020, 09:41:28 PM
Hmm. It's about time I learnt some villainy- 'know your enemy', you see?
*Pokes Jarky* Leave! *Turns to Macabre* Ever so sorry. Jarky insisted. In fact, she locked me in the broom closet so I wouldn't notice her enlisting. Quite embarrassing.
The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

#9
October 24, 2020, 10:29:35 AM
*Macabre floats into the room with a stack of papers*

Alright...

Good to see that no unauthorised chaos ensued while I was out.

Time for a quick evaluation test...

*Macabre passes everyone a paper*

Test #1
EVALUATION TEST:

1. What Color is the Sky?

  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green

2, The World is...

  • Round
  • Flat
  • Our Home

3. We strive for...

  • World Peace
  • Chaos
  • Chocolate

4. Do Monsters Exist?

  • Yes
  • No

5. What is your view on Politics?

  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?

6. I am Motivated by...

  • My Power
  • My Looks
  • Others

7. Pluto is a Planet.

  • True
  • False

8. What is the Meaning of Life?

  • 42
  • Chaos
  • Other

9. Life is...

  • An Illusion
  • The Now
  • Precious

What is my Proper Title in this Class?

  • Master
  • Sir
  • Teach
[close]
[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Russa Nodrey

#10
October 24, 2020, 10:46:31 AM
    *Quickly fills out test and returns it*
Test #1
EVALUATION TEST:

1. What Color is the Sky?

  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
[/list]

2, The World is...

  • Round
  • Flat
  • Our Home

3. We strive for...

  • World Peace
  • Chaos
  • Chocolate

4. Do Monsters Exist?

  • Yes
  • No

5. What is your view on Politics?

  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?

6. I am Motivated by...

  • My Power
  • My Looks
  • Others

7. Pluto is a Planet.

  • True
  • False

8. What is the Meaning of Life?

  • 42
  • Chaos
  • Other

9. Life is...

  • An Illusion
  • The Now
  • Precious

What is my Proper Title in this Class?

  • Master
  • Sir
  • Teach
[close]
Freddy

lass of something much

#11
October 24, 2020, 11:36:22 AM Last Edit: October 25, 2020, 01:14:33 AM by lass of something much
    1. What Color is the Sky?

    • Blue
    Don't know. Haven't seen it in years.
    • Grey
    • Green
    [/b]
    [/list]

    2, The World is...

    • Round
    • Flat
    • Our Home
    [/b]
    [/list]

    3. We strive for...

    • World Peace
    • Chaos
    • Chocolate
    [/b]
    [/list]

    4. Do Monsters Exist?

    • Yes
    I mean, there's me...
    • No

    5. What is your view on Politics?

    • Who Cares?
    The answer is no.
    • Who Cares?
    • Who Cares?

    6. I am Motivated by...

    • My Power
    • My Looks
    • Other

    7. Pluto is a Planet.

    • True
    • False
    No, he's a weird dog thing.
    [/list]

    8. What is the Meaning of Life?

    • 42
    • Chaos
    • Other
    [/b]
    [/list]

    9. Life is...

    • An Illusion
    • The Now
    • Precious

    What is my Proper Title in this Class?

    • Master
    • Sir
    • Teach
    • Floaty Guy[/il]
    𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

    Jarky Thistlebrush

    #12
    October 24, 2020, 11:32:55 PM
    1. What Color is the Sky?

        Blue
        Grey
        Green
        Beige


    2, The World is...

        Round
        Existent
        Flat
        Our Home


    3. We strive for...

        World Peace
        Chaos
        Chocolate


    4. Do Monsters Exist?

        Yes
        No


    5. What is your view on Politics?

        Who Cares?
        Skull.
        Who Cares?
        Who Cares?


    6. I am Motivated by...

        My Power
        My Looks
        Others


    7. Pluto is a Planet.

        True
        False


    8. What is the Meaning of Life?

        42
        Chaos
        Other


    9. Life is...

        An Illusion
        The Now
        My Precioussssss...


    9. What is my Proper Title in this Class?

        Master
        Sir
        Teach
        Person
    The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

    I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

    Captain Wortshire

    #13
    October 26, 2020, 08:32:16 AM
    *Macabre starts checking the papers*

    Good to see that you actually took the test...

    As for grading, you all have 100%.

    This was now a quiz based on facts, but on how YOU view the world.

    For example, the question on Pluto: Some say it is a planet, others say it is not. Personally I don't care... You keep your own ideas...

    EXCEPT...

    During class, you are to refer to me as "Sir". Okay?

    Any questions before we start?
    [move][/move]
    "It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
    "The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
    "Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
    "We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
    Spoiler
    [close]

    lass of something much

    #14
    October 26, 2020, 08:43:00 AM
    Yes, Mr. Floaty-Guy! No Mr. Floaty-Guy. Three bags full, Mr. Floaty-Guy
    𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱
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