MEAAV - Macabre's Extraordinary Academy for Aspiring Villains

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Captain Wortshire

*sigh*

Anyways, lets get to the first lesson:

LESSON 1: REASONS FOR "EVIL"

First of all let me ask the first question, what is your primary motivation for doing things?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
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Kade Rivok

*Has suddenly found himself in this classroom just in time to hear the last question.*

Food.
...
...
Where am I now?
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ebantu the Kararehe

Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.


Russa Nodrey

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 27, 2020, 09:57:32 AM
*sigh*

Anyways, lets get to the first lesson:

LESSON 1: REASONS FOR "EVIL"

First of all let me ask the first question, what is your primary motivation for doing things?

Bold of you to assume I do things.
Freddy

Jarky Thistlebrush

The following is a list of things to bring on holiday:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42 ~ Seb's Humility ~ Seb's toothbrush ~ Seb's soul ~ Half a Plane ~ Your Toothbrush ~ A creeping anxiety every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Pure Terror every time you look at your toothbrush ~ Death every time you look at your toothbrush

I had to move everything off the list but the bare essentials to make way for this:

Captain Wortshire

*Macabre points his scythe at Eb and Kade*

@Ebantu the Kararehe
@Kade Rivok

You two, before you do anything take Test #1 on the previous page...

Now where was I?...

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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

[move][/move]
"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Correct...

Now, most people become villains because they are motivated by something.

Sometimes they are just hurt inside and want to take the pain out on others.

Other times, they are motivated by greed and thus want some material good like money or gold or the largest collection of lazer weapons.

Others and one of the most common is to conquer a country or world and become sole ruler.

But there is one type that outclasses all other motivations...

By simply having no motivation at all!

You following me?
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

lass of something much

*Nods*

What about people like Firelord Zuko who was pushed into it? Or Azula who had a mental health issue and half thanks to the way she was brought up? What do they fall under?
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Captain Wortshire

Ah, Avatar...

(I should really start watching it -_-)

Zuko would fall under the Reluctant Villain, basically those who perform evil actions because they either don't want to disappoint some paternal/maternal figure, or they will get beat up for it. Zuko would then become a Reformed Villain, a.k.a those who join the heroes (ugh) at some point or another. Usually done can add depth to the story and the character or because the said character is very popular with the fanbase...

Azula would fall under the Upbringing Class of Villains, then would advance into what I call: The Mental State, where basically your mind snapped through one form or another and you become an unhinged psychopath...

(I REALLY should start watching The Last Airbender @_@)
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
Spoiler
[close]

Kade Rivok

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 28, 2020, 09:01:10 AM
*Macabre points his scythe at Eb and Kade*

Ebantu the Kararehe
Kade Rivok

You two, before you do anything take Test #1 on the previous page...


Pretty sure I nailed it.

Test #1
EVALUATION TEST:

1. What Color is the Sky?

  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Very.

2, The World is...

  • Round
  • Flat
  • Our Home
  • The world.

3. We I strive for...

  • World Peace
  • Chaos
  • Chocolate
  • Food.

4. Do Monsters Exist?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes, but even more so.

5. What is your view on Politics?

  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • A simple social construct built in the hopes of aligning humanity towards singular goals, but only succeeding in creating a home for snakes and villains to bend the masses to their will using the legality of the system, thus convincing themselves and others that their law is justice.

6. I am Motivated by...

  • My Power
  • My Looks
  • Others
  • All the above.  Also, food.

7. Pluto is a Planet.

  • True
  • False
  • Pluto will rise again!

8. What is the Meaning of Life?

  • 42
  • Chaos
  • Other
  • To protec and be protec in return.

9. Life is...

  • An Illusion
  • The Now
  • Precious
  • Rad.

What is my Proper Title in this Class?

  • Master
  • Sir
  • Teach
  • Dude-bro?
[close]
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

#28
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 28, 2020, 10:58:07 AM
Ah, Avatar...

(I should really start watching it -_-)

Zuko would fall under the Reluctant Villain, basically those who perform evil actions because they either don't want to disappoint some paternal/maternal figure, or they will get beat up for it. Zuko would then become a Reformed Villain, a.k.a those who join the heroes (ugh) at some point or another. Usually done can add depth to the story and the character or because the said character is very popular with the fanbase...

Azula would fall under the Upbringing Class of Villains, then would advance into what I call: The Mental State, where basically your mind snapped through one form or another and you become an unhinged psychopath...

(I REALLY should start watching The Last Airbender @_@)


(You really do, how're you meant teach us if you're undereducated!)

*Listens intently*

Since Zuko was also raised to be a villain, would he fall under that too?

And what about Veil Sixclaw? He was raised to be good, but...Well, spoilers.
Spoiler
He still did very bad things, despite having beasts who loved him and would do anything, and did do everything for him. He seemed to be evil from the very start..
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Ebantu the Kararehe

Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2020, 03:47:30 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 28, 2020, 09:01:10 AM
*Macabre points his scythe at Eb and Kade*

Ebantu the Kararehe
Kade Rivok

You two, before you do anything take Test #1 on the previous page...


Pretty sure I nailed it.

Test #1
EVALUATION TEST:

1. What Color is the Sky?

  • Blue
  • Grey
  • Green
  • Very.

2, The World is...

  • Round
  • Flat
  • Our Home
  • The world.

3. We I strive for...

  • World Peace
  • Chaos
  • Chocolate
  • Food.

4. Do Monsters Exist?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Yes, but even more so.

5. What is your view on Politics?

  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • Who Cares?
  • A simple social construct built in the hopes of aligning humanity towards singular goals, but only succeeding in creating a home for snakes and villains to bend the masses to their will using the legality of the system, thus convincing themselves and others that their law is justice.

6. I am Motivated by...

  • My Power
  • My Looks
  • Others
  • All the above.  Also, food.

7. Pluto is a Planet.

  • True
  • False
  • Pluto will rise again!

8. What is the Meaning of Life?

  • 42
  • Chaos
  • Other
  • To protec and be protec in return.

9. Life is...

  • An Illusion
  • The Now
  • Precious
  • Rad.

What is my Proper Title in this Class?

  • Master
  • Sir
  • Teach
  • Dude-bro?
[close]
Your last answer cracks me up.
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.