Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they think you're weird.
I wish I had some more money.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, now you have less clothes

I wish that I could get a season DVD of all of my favorite shows

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but that's ALL you ever get to watch now.

I wish... I wish that I had a cute little piggy.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you ate him.

  I wish that I could watch Sherlock Holmes:  A Game of Shadows again.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it's in Polish

I wish that there was a Redwall theme park

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's rodent sized.

  I wish that I hadn't played Bump for an hour and a half on Sunday.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but now you can't stop doing it again

I wish that some of the canceled shows would still be on the air

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but only the really bad ones are back on, and they replace the really good TV shows that are on right now.

  I wish that I could listen to music more often.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you can't watch t.v

I wish that I could find my Kelly Clarkson CD

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but I step on it and break it.

  I wish that I could take fencing lessons.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can only take them for a week.
I wish I could move around more while playing violin.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you trip and break your violin.

  I wish that I wasn't so tired.

[Tiria Wildlough]

  Granted, but then you trip and break your violin.

YOU FIEND.
Granted, but you'll be tired for the rest of your life.
I wish I had Mairead Nesbitt's album Raining Up.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now it's Raining Up into your CD player.  You can't listen to it!!!

  I wish that I could soar like an eagle.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you smash into a cliff,
I wish I could do a front-flip.