Corrupt-a-Wish

[SpiderMonkey]

Granted, but their responses are off topic discussions about Owl City.

I wish I had a leprechaun! (Random, I know.)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but he keeps stealing all of your money and gold items.

 I wish that my crush would notice me more.  (In a good way!)

[SpiderMonkey]

Granted, your crush (see below) is perfectly aware of your existence, and enjoys your company.



I wish for 1,000,000 more wishes! (I'm so smart!)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but I stole them all.

  I wish that I didn't have to can pears.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but now you have to can mushrooms

I wish that  this weird glitch where the Redwall logo is showing up three times on my iPad would stop.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's because your iPad was stolen!  (Mwahahahaha!)

  I wish that my family would like Owl City songs and stop making fun of them.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but now they make fun of the Redwall books

I wish that I'll enjoy season 2 of iCarly

[Orinoco]

Granted, but you won't enjoy season 3. (Just kidding, iCarly is a great show!)

I wish that I could see a wild stoat.

[Redwallfan7]

(Isn't it awesome? I love it)

Granted but by the time you get a closer look the wild stoat is already gone

I wish that I'll enjoy the first Hunger Games book

[Rainshadow]

granted, but now they make fun of the Redwall books

  (Lol, they already do that!)


  Granted, but then you hate the movie.  (But the movie is awesome, so I don't think that'll happen!)

  I wish that they would make another Inheritance Cycle book.

[SpiderMonkey]

granted, but now they make fun of the Redwall books

  (Lol, they already do that!)


  Granted, but then you hate the movie.  (But the movie is awesome, so I don't think that'll happen!)

  I wish that they would make another Inheritance Cycle book.

I wish that I could have a good time at school this year. (we start next week!)

Granted, but in the book, there is a war and everybody dies, therefore the world ends.

Edit: sorry psy, I'm forgetful. won't happen again.

[psybox]

i wish spidermonkey posted a wish.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it was a really lame wish.

  I wish that they would release a new Super Smash Bros. game for the Wii.  And it was good.

[psybox]

granted, but you go bankrupt.

i wish for a copy of Castaways and Cutouts.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but all of the Castaways were Cut out.

  I wish that the Doctor Who I requested from Netflix would come faster.