Corrupt-a-Wish

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted, you promptly get eaten by a goblin army.


I wish I could take a ride on an airship.

[Delthion]

Granted, but then it literally turns into an airship and you're just imagining.

I wish that I had the time to reread the Silmarillion.

[Søren]

Granted, you have all the time in the universe and you go insane of boredom.
I wish that my rooms floor didn't make noise.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but you go deaf so you can't hear anything.

I wish I could go to Redwall Abbey in real life.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you are sent to the Abbey though a magic portal and appear at their front gates. Upon seeing you the Abbey dwellers panic and think your some kind of magic vermin thing, raining arrows and turnips on you, killing you.


I wish I could go to the moon stay for awhile and then back again safely.

[Delthion]

Granted, you die while you're on the moon.

I wish that I could play my Birds of Steel right now.

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but the steel rusts and you're left with birds that can't fly without shaking apart.

I wish that activity across the forum would pick up.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  A bunch of spambots pop up and all the mods have to go chasing them down and gagging them.  Activity! 

  I wish that my computer was able to run art programs without lagging.

[Mhera]

Granted, but you can only use Microsoft Paint.

I wish that I could have a big piece of rhubarb pie right now.

[Rusvul]

Granted. That isn't a wish I need to corrupt, it's a corrupt wish in and of itself. Rhubarb pie is evil.

[Rainshadow]

Granted, but you can only use Microsoft Paint.

  Fine by me. 

 I wish that I didn't have to eat shrimp or any other sort of nasty food for dinner tonight.

[Mhera]

Granted. That isn't a wish I need to corrupt, it's a corrupt wish in and of itself. Rhubarb pie is evil.

Yes! No-strings attached pie!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

@Rainshadow. Granted, but you have to eat nasty food tomorrow, and for the rest of your life.

I wish I had more LEGO.

[Mhera]

Granted, but you will never be able to pick them up off of the floor and are thus doomed to step on every single piece whenever you walk around.

I wish I could do a back-flip.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but you don't do a back flip because you injured your back.

I wish I was Badgerman.