Corrupt-a-Wish

[Mhera]

Mask you beat me to it on the 'good' 

Granted, but mow yio habe too sory throug even mor off peeplea mistales tham nornal.

I wish that my photo ID pictures would look good.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. They look so good that everyone else becomes jealous and hates you.

I wish I had a pet suchomimus.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

But that suchomimus gets diarrhea and there is poo all over the place.

I wish that Konrad never died in Kyou Kara Maoh! (BTW, this is a real wish of mine.  )

[Søren]

Granted, but whatever thing your talking about explodes.
I wish the I could have the acting skills to play the Phantom.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Granted, but people think you're the real phantom and they throw you offa random cliff.

I wish there were more anime likers on this forum.

Granted, but whatever thing your talking about explodes.

-_-

Anyway my wish came true!  Konrad didn't die but he changed sides.*facedesk*

[Maudie]

Granted. Now everyone on the forum likes anime, but they all hate your favorite anime, so they turn into Lord_Ashenwyte hating zombies and in the fury to destroy that particular anime they accidentally destroy all of your anime.

I wish I had three wishes.

[Skyblade]

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is more wishes. So, eventually, you just end up with a bunch of useless wishes that nobody can benefit from.

I wish I could be full of energy all the time, and never tired.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  However, as you're never tired, you don't ever sleep, which causes your body to wear itself out and eventually shut down from sheer exhaustion.  Sorry, but you're dead now.

  I wish that Ash-kun would stop spoiling Kyou Kara Maoh!, as that's an anime I intend to watch.  *Hint hint*   

[Delthion]

Granted, but in the process he spoils everything that you care about and you are bored for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could never ever mess up a word.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. You can't ever spell anything wrong, or say anything wrong, but you have no hands or tongue.

I wish that my wish was incorruptable.

[SilentSam]

Granted, but in another dimension, it is corrupted, so I transport it there.

[Delthion]

Granted, your life never existed.

I wish for a magic fish!

[SilentSam]

Granted, but it uses magic so it owns you.
I wish for universal and inter-universal peace.

[Maudie]

Granted. But everyone is so peaceful that they don't disagree or argue anymore, and life gets so boring that you decide war would be better and you throw a big bomb at the sun, which blows up the entire galaxy.

I wish for greater art skills than I have.

[SilentSam]

Granted, you get 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 better than you have.
Wish that everybody did the flop.