Corrupt-a-Wish

[winifred]

granted it's the kind with a bug in the middle
I wish I had a sister.

[Gears]

granted it's the kind with a bug in the middle
I wish I had a sister.

Granted, but she's a brat.

[Trigoma]

I have granted your non-exsistant wish. You win a million dollars. (Since there was no wish...I couldn't corrupt anything )

I wish I was the only child.

[psybox]

...in the world

i wish for a wish (for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish for a wish)

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but I don't get it, so I can't grant it.
Winifred, do some lollipops really have bugs in the middle?

Anyway, I wish for a piece of fruitcake.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but the fruit is rotten

I wish I could connect with some of my former friends

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.

I wish for a newspaper.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's filled with pointless news

I wish for raspberry cordial

[psybox]

granted, but your a horrible person.

i wish that i wish for a wish rather than wishing that i wish for a wish

[Mad Maudie]

granted but nothing happens
I wish i could get this cd

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you leave it in a public place and when you go back to get it, it's gone

I wish to hang out with the Marlfoxes

[psybox]

granted, they backstab you

i wish my wish will be granted

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's not! Mwa ha ha 

I wish for more chocolate

[psybox]

granted, but the corruption of your wish doesn't have anything to do with your wish

i wish people would grant my wish and corrupt it rather than just not granting it.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you don't get any of the things you wish for.
I wish for a piece of ham.