Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skipper]

You didnt wish for anything (thanks for picking a pig *sarcasm*)
I wish they made a redwall holiday place

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now they don't have Cavern Hole

I wish I could go to London some day

[Primrosewarrior]

Granted, but its during ww2?
I wish i was alone

[Skipper]

Granted but only for 10 minutes
I wish i could make stuff go in slow motion

[Redwaller]

(thanks for picking a pig *sarcasm*)

Your welcome

Granted, but when you do, you can't bring it back to normal speed

I wish to play World of Warcraft

[DanielofRedwall]

Granted, but your computer crashes as you play it.

I wish for a pet penguin.

[Skipper]

Sure but you have to live in the penguin enclosure in the zoo cause thats where the penguin lives.

I wish I had all the money in the world

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you lose all of your food

I wish I could go to ihop again

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's out of buisness.

 I wish I had a cat that could speak.

[psybox]

granted, it only says rude and insulting things.

i wish for a granted wish

[Rainshadow]

  Sorry, but that wish isn't granted.

  I wish that I could have lasagna.

[redwallgurl]

you can but its full of poison

i wish i could eat pizza

[Redwallfan7]

Granted but it has a large piece of cardboard in it

I wish I could get my dog a new shampoo soon

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  It's yours.

  I wish that I could fly.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but you then fall and break your arm.

I wish that I was famous.