1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

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Delthion

#705
September 03, 2017, 10:07:41 PM
982. Spread a plague inside.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Maudie

#706
September 03, 2017, 11:45:16 PM
983: Walk in, clutching your head and dripping in large amounts of fake blood--and staggering. When someone says "call 911!" straighten up and say "whoa man, there is no need for that. It's not a big deal."
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3

Delthion

#707
September 04, 2017, 05:38:44 AM
984. Walk in with a defibrillator, randomly shock people that you come across.

985. Knock someone over, pretend to help. Say "He's not breathing!" *points to someone.* "You call 911." Then commence CPR until this person has regained enough of their senses to stop you.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Ashleg

#708
September 05, 2017, 04:10:25 AM
986. SMEAR BUTTER ON THE WALLS AND REPEATEDLY POINT AT THE CASHIRE WHILE DOING IT.

987. Set guard dogs loose on the employees.

988. Set guard dogs loose on the other customers.

989. Kick a random child you see.

Delthion

#709
September 05, 2017, 04:17:02 AM
990. Ask every single person that you see whether they have six fingers on their right hand.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

MatthiasMan

#710
September 05, 2017, 05:38:14 PM
991. Bring in a rocket launcher and attach it to a dog and then shoot it so the dog goes flying.

And then run around before they catch you.

Delthion

#711
September 05, 2017, 08:04:12 PM
992. Feed a small child a lit firecracker.
993. Feed a fish a lit firecracker.
994. Feed a small animal a lit firecracker.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Rosie Willowwater

#712
September 05, 2017, 08:10:13 PM
*Reads the last few posts*

Y'all are monsters

995: Impersonate a cop and come in screaming
                    

Delthion

#713
September 05, 2017, 08:11:31 PM
996. Stuff lit firecrackers inside of all of the baked goods in the store.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Lady Amber

#714
September 06, 2017, 12:32:46 AM
997: Dump buckets of paint on everyone you see.

Wylder Treejumper

#715
September 06, 2017, 12:35:14 AM
998. Light the Charcoal aisle on fire
999. Smear mayonnaise on all of the cart handles


1000!!!!!!!!!
Impersonate Sam Walton and sell the company to Amazon
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Delthion

#716
September 06, 2017, 12:36:23 AM
998. Dress-up as Werewolves and leap down from the aisles on everyone you see.
999. Eat all of the candy off of the shelves.
1000. Nail all of the "1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart" to their door.

WE DID IT!!!

NINJA'D!!!!

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME WYLDER?!!!

AFTER ALL OF MY HARD WORK POSTING IN THIS TOPIC DAY IN AND DAY OUT YOU SWOOP DOWN AND TAKE ALL OF THE GLORY!! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Wylder Treejumper

#717
September 06, 2017, 12:37:32 AM
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MY EVIL PLAN!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Rosie Willowwater

#718
September 06, 2017, 12:52:08 AM
YAY!!!!!!!

Well... now what?
                    

Delthion

#719
September 06, 2017, 01:40:11 AM
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Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.
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