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...but I Escaped Because.......

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, October 21, 2016, 03:19:18 AM

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WorshipTiria

But I escaped because Axtel was nearby.

The next poster is a rat with Axtel nearby
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

Ally046

No Escape.

Death Imminent.

Thread dead.
Cobb, Ember, Nutmeg, Pingvin, Diann, Celest, Cinnabon, Coco

Kade Rivok

But I escaped because skillz.

The next poster is trying to save an elderly kitten from being hit by a dump truck.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Ally046

*Contemplates "Elderly Kitten"*

"How can a kitten be elderly?"

"Are we supposed to be the kitten?"
Cobb, Ember, Nutmeg, Pingvin, Diann, Celest, Cinnabon, Coco

Ally046

But I escaped because there was nothing keeping prisoner...

TPBM is up a tree, surrounded by giant, angry, muscular, Dobermans.
Cobb, Ember, Nutmeg, Pingvin, Diann, Celest, Cinnabon, Coco

WorshipTiria

But I escaped because they are good boyos
TPBM is in a high security dungeon and doesn't realize the door isn't locked.
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

Ally046

But I escaped because... I know I am allowed to leave, I am a prison guard.

TPBM is a German Shepard with a cone of shame on.

Cobb, Ember, Nutmeg, Pingvin, Diann, Celest, Cinnabon, Coco

WorshipTiria

It gets taken off because I am a god boy.

TPBM is playing hide and seek but they get stuck and nobeast can hear them (this has happened to me).
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

One-Eye the wildcat

But I escaped because somebody saw me.

TPBM is floating in dead space
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!


WorshipTiria

But I escaped because I can teleport.

You are  surrounded by a cult doing the Macarena.
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE