Boasting Contest!

[Tiria Wildlough]

I once biffed Tiria Wildloug so hard she couldn't walk for a badger's age!

*evil cackle*

What's a badger's age?

[Coobreedan]

A looooooooooooooong time.

[Dannflor]

once i punched gulo the savage so hard he flew to the moon and he died

[Song Swifteye]

that would take a long doing


I ate a hundred pastries and never grew fat

[Nightfire]

I once smiled, and Gulo the Savage was so scared that I was doing something mischievous, that he turned and ran, then he got killed my a h'apple!

[rakkety tam]

i once killed gulo the savage with a spoon revived him with a grape and killed him again with a banana

[Mad Maudie]

my mum said when i was a babe i was still mad and i singlehandedly killed a wolverine when he attacked the house

[Nightfire]

My mum died when I was a h'infant. She took one look at my Bloodwrath-filled eyes, screamed, then fainted. She never woke up.

Then I promptly beheaded Slayyin Alby with a spoon! 

[Song Swifteye]

I KILLED SLAGAR WITH AN APPLE

[rakkety tam]

i killed slothanog with a teaspoon of orange juice

[Dannflor]

i killed cluny the scourge with a grape /move]

[Nightfire]

I killed three adders with a rusty blowpipe.

[Song Swifteye]

i slayed cluny with my fist

[Nightfire]

I killed a pike and Cluny at once. Then the book Redwall never happened...

[Song Swifteye]

i squirted mokkan with honey