The Endless Story

[James Gryphon]

So he used a jar of blueberry jelly instead.

[Vilu Daskar]

But Games was upset with Fluff so he did the same to the blueberry as with the grape and strawberry.

[Blaggut]

But then he realized there was another way to make the machine - with help of the Spess Mehrenes, Kaoyz, and Scevin Rets he could hook up a generator to Ledthion, who was spinning deep in his grave in the fiery center of the planet Earth - a horrible an unforging place, covered in vile creatures, atmosphere destroyed from all the use of wars and paradoxes and deus ex machina. (Look it up dictionary style Kaoyz skrubz)

[Vilu Daskar]

Finally Fluff was happy, but then Scars the Llort came

[James Gryphon]

Fluff hated llorts, so he pulled the trigger on his now-completed doomsday device.

[Vilu Daskar]

It didn't work for no reason at all.

[James Gryphon]

... besides the fact that the wrong flavor of Ledthion was used.

[Vilu Daskar]

But since there was only one flavor there really wasn't any reason why it should fail, but it did.

[James Gryphon]

So he activated his backup device, a huge antinuclear bomb, instead.

[Vilu Daskar]

It didn't work either.

[James Gryphon]

But then it did, blowing up all llrots everywhere, and filling outer space with cosmic potato soup.

[Vilu Daskar]

But Scars and his friends were still alive since they were llorts.

[Jukka the Sling]

Strangely enough, llorts are really a cleverly-disguised variety of spinach.

[Lady Amber]

The spinach turned whoever ate it pink, and replaced their hair with yellow polka dots that produced sparkles all the time.

[Blaggut]

((wishing people would stop with all the deus ex machina))

It was related to the spicy pepper, so it passed from generation to generation