Funny posts collection

[The Skarzs]

Good stuff. Especially my posts.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

But wait!  There's more!

Read WSD, have you?

I read most of it several years ago, skipping the boring bits.

How dare you?

Gasssp! What boring bits??

*laughs awkwardly*

*Dies of second-hand sweetness overload*

So, erm...Robot Abbey, is it?

Yes, instead of little woodland creatures, the forum will now be about metal talking machines.

Hmm, we can't seem to stop driving away amazing people. No wonder the forum has been slow lately, there is no one left!

I just bought an anvil! Wooooooooooooo!

Don't you already own one? Or are there different kinds?

It's never enough anvils.

*Ahem.* Please edit that post Skarzs so that it is grammatically correct.

I will when I have enough anvils.

Skarzs, here is a question. To make an anvil, do you make it on an anvil? Or is there an anvil-maker? Could you make an anvil on an anvil?

I think you upload a one second video of you just going "Mm." And link it whenever you want to say that in a post.

Mm.
That would be a .43 second video.

Well it would be the best .43 second video.

TAMW you're surrounded by tons of people but you're still super lonely.

^not really funny but accurate

Three frogs sat on a log. Two decided to jump in the water.
How many frogs are on the log?

One.

You're gonna hate me, but no. There were three.

Decision does not equal action.

MLT stay up late.

Me (or Chip) (or James) (or Gonff)

Well, thoughtful posts are a lot better than many posts with no meaning.

^not really funny but worth sharing anyway.

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A humble canoe floating down a stream.

                                                                  Beheaded police chasing a beheaded criminal.

   
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/ \     / \

One cop chasing the criminal before they were beheaded.

The cop loves his job.

^I had to retype the last few so they may not be identical

'ere ve gae gazerin' nutz in May...

It's April.

Which is the month before May so obviously when we go gathering nuts, it will be in May.

Well, nuts.

I'm calling the police.

WEEWOO WEEWOO
I AM A COP!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I TELL YOU TO STOP!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
THIS SOUND IS AN ALARM!
WEEWOO WEEWOO
I HOPE YOU ARE DISARMED!

*puts Skarzs behind barzs*

I'm sorry to hear that Canadian Snape took you hostage.

Hello there...*Trips over*

Oh snap, are you ok? *Tries to help Russa* *Trips and falls on top of her*

Wait, what is... *trips and falls on Skyblade*

Ouch.

AAAAA I HURT MY BEST FRIEND

Wha- wha- what do I do now?  To help...

*In a muffled voice* You can start by getting off me.

Oh... *awkwardly rolls off of Skyblade* Uh...I mean...I'm sorry...

*Is still crushed under Sky* Halp.

Um...I'd totally help but...like...

Oh look at that cloud.

Wow, cool cloud! Um... *Coughs* Eh... *Tries to help the pile of people up but trips and falls on top of them instead* Well, this is awkward...

[Rosie Willowwater]

*huuuuuuuugs Chippy*

[The Skarzs]

<_<

[Delthion]

A quiet and peaceful protest against the movie they totally forgot about.

[Jukka the Sling]

Who is better:
Kirk or Picard?

I'm not into Pokemon (if that's what you're talking about), so I dunno.

I cluelessly mixed up the name Picard with Pikachu. XD

[The Skarzs]

Lol.

[Delthion]

How does one do that?! I'm not sure that's a funny post. Rather a painful post!

[Jukka the Sling]

Well, I had no idea who Picard was, and the name just reminded me of the name Pikachu (another fandom I'm unfamiliar with), so I went with that. XD

[Nadaz, voice of the host]

I am't sure if this was already posted:

My vocabulary consists of "make hot and hit with hammer". But if I could comprehend your process, I'm sure it's a great way to do it.

[The Skarzs]

Heh. I remember that.

This just makes me laugh.

* Delthion eats Ashleg for daring to question the drollness of the Troll-ness. And eats Daskar for good measure.

[Ashleg]

Full context or bust.

* Delthion eats Ashleg for daring to question the drollness of the Troll-ness. And eats Daskar for good measure.

* Ashleg eats Del's internal organs.

Hardcore.

[Lady Amber]

From the Manly Thread:

Bald and handsome.

[Delthion]

Or... Just stick a land mine near your grave.

Creating more business for the cemetery, are we? "Here lies our biggest contributor."

[Jukka the Sling]

Hey guys, do you recommend any one brand for a good computer?

I fully recommend the LeapFrog Leaptop. They only cost about twenty bucks and your dignity.

Behold

[close]

For some reason I laughed way too hard at "and your dignity."