The Endless Story II

[Izeroth]

 The pacemaker vaporized Azura with a heat ray, having had its "pace" button pushed one too many times.

[LT Sandpaw]

As Azura fell into a pile of dust and Games' lay on the ground dying the pacemaker rose into the sky to take its revenge on the universe.

[Izeroth]

 The pacemaker zapped Games and Satthiam with its mind-control apparatus, instantly turning them into mindless servants.

[LT Sandpaw]

Which was kind of pointless for Games who had already died. Satthiam on the other hand jumped up and did a Nazi salute screaming, "HAIL PACE!"

[Blaggut]

And he was he was shot down by offended SJWs

[Lord Daskar]

The Super Jumping Widows then jumped all the way to East London in South Africa to meet with the Super Jumping Widowers.

[Blaggut]

It was steamy, until all the widowers died.

[CaptainRocktree]

Which caused the Endless Story II to be transformed back to the Endless Story I

(Man, I can't believe this thing is still going)

[James Gryphon]

, which in turn caused the forum to be transformed into the old forum. Unfortunately, as the old forum was down, this meant everything was inaccessible...

[CaptainRocktree]

Which then caused the Endless Story I and II to both be destroyed in flames. THE END

[Blaggut]

But out of the ashes rose a warrior...

He was Matthias, and he liked to eat pineapples.

[James Gryphon]

However, he had a problem: he was allergic to pineapples.

[Lord Daskar]

In fact he was so allergic that if he ate two he would die. He had already eaten one so he knew this.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

And so an Argonian made him eat ten pineapples in a stew.

[Izza]

But this particular variety of pineapples came from the southern isles. By chance, Matthias happened to be allergic only to pineapples grown in a snowstorm in the northern lands.