I need an Army

[James Gryphon]

I gave you a fair chance to recognize my greatness. If that wasn't enough, that's not my problem. I don't feel the need to make obeisance to lesser powers.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

MR. GRYPHON, I BELIEVE YOU'RE BEING UNREASONABLE. AS I EXPLAINED, THERE'S SIMPLY NOTHING I CAN DO TO GRANT YOUR PREPOSTEROUS DEMANDS. BUT IF YOU WISH TO ACT THIS WAY, THEN SO BE IT. THIS ARMY WILL BE GREAT WITH OR WITHOUT YOU. NOW PLEASE STEP ASIDE, SIR, YOUR HOLDING UP THE LINE FOR THE REST OF THE RECRUITS.

[The Skarzs]

This way, sir.

[Hickory]

"This is Admiral Piett of the Imperial Navy. We demand you lower your weapons and surrender. I-"

*whispering*

"My apologies. Again, this is Admiral Piett of the Imperial Navy. We are here to pledge our alliance to the Army. The entire Imperial starfleet awaits your command."

[Aimless Gallivanter]

YOUR ALLIANCE IS APPROVED ADMIRAL PIETT. WELCOME TO THE ARMY. STAND BY AND AWAIT ORDERS, WE'VE GOT A WHOLE LINE OF NEW RECRUITS TO SORT THROUGH BEFORE WE CAN COMMENCE.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Stands at attention next to the door.*

Once you have signed on to join the army form up outside for inspection.

[Groddil]

"What's the worst that could happen?"

* Groddil drinks Dr. Pepper.

"I may be inclined to participate this, provided that no attacks will be made on Ashleg's Horde. I'm applying for the rank of Staff Sergeant as a Nuclear Weapons Specialist."

[Søren]

I guess I'm in.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

WELCOME TO THE ARMY, STAFF SERGEANTS GRODDIL AND SOREN.

[Groddil]

Excellent.

* Groddil sets up M-30 Davey Crocketts around the perimeter of the base.

[Eulaliaaa!]

I'm sure my machete and I could be useful to this army....

[Aimless Gallivanter]

ALL SKILLS ARE RELEVANT TO THIS ARMY. WELCOME TO THE ARMY SPECIALIST EULALIAAA!

SSG GRODDIL, MY HOPES ARE THAT WE WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE WITH ASHLEG'S HORDE.

[Izeroth]

I'd like to apply for the position of Chief Intelligence Officer. No modern army, however well organized, can long survive without a powerful intelligence network to root out traitors and spies.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

EXCELLENT POINT, CHIEF, AND WELCOME TO THE ARMY.

[Ashleg]

How would you like to allie with my horde?