Favorite Quotes

[Rainshadow]

  Ah, I haven't read the Two Towers in a while.

Amy:  Shall I run and get the manual?
Doctor:  I threw it in a supernova.
Amy:  You threw the manual in a supernova... why?
Doctor:  Because I disagreed with it.

  My new favorite quote from Amy's Choice. 

[W0NWILL]

Ah yes, I just saw that one.

I'm sorry Leela, for tearing your arm off and all.

[Rainshadow]

  "I once directed a high school play about fishing.  It had a great cast."  ~  Adam Young

[Redwallfan7]

Yes, I come with more Saved by the Bell quotes 

Kelly: Wow Zack. This restaraunt is so romantic
Zack (nervously): Um, yeah.. sure.
Kelly: What's the matter? Do you have another date or something?
Zack: ha ha! Another date. That's a good one, Kelly

Jessie: Okay Slater. I've decided that you and I need to share equal chores to help our relationship
Slater: Okay. You cook, and I'll eat

Screech: Oh Lisa! Guess what I'm wearing?
Lisa: I don't want to know

Zack:Okay. Let's put our heads together
Screech: Okay. Wait, for what?
Zack: For ideas on how to raise money, you doofus
Screech: Oh

Slater: You are a very strange person
Screech: Thanks for noticing

Kelly: What happened to you?
Lisa: I kicked the tv and sprained my ankle
Jessie: Why?
Lisa: I was watching the new Revlon commercial and they discontinued my nail polish

Principal Belding: Okay Zack. From now on, I'm the student and your the principal
Zack: Thank you very much! Now move your car, it's parked in my space

Screech: Wow, Lisa. I've always dreamed of this day
Lisa: (sarcastically) Can't wait...

[Norham Waterpaw]

Sorry, forgot which book this is from, Marlfox maybe?

Soa rabbit, erm... Sorry a hare has injured his behind, with a fork. That fork broke in the process of stabbing his buttox, and when he comes into the Great Hall dining area, two shres just cut loose, for some reason, I nearly died laughing at this. I will use bob as the hare's name. Shouting so all can hear, two shrews say. " hey, I wonder if Bob knows what happened to the Friars best fork!" " well he'll certainly get to the BOTTOM of things won't he!" Bob then says " I will not stand up for this!" "Then sit down if ye dare!"

Love it

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Old Man: "Look at the giant tomato, Martha."
Old Woman: "I didn't know they grow'd them so big, Jess."
Old Man: "I wonder where he's going. He got little Timmy."
Old Woman: "Poor Timmy."
Old Man: "He ate him all up."

From ze attack o' ze killer tomatoez.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

I added this quote to my signature, because John Wayne is awesome.
"Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway."
This one's good too, but I can't remember who said it.
"Women who behave rarely make history."

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Henri LeFevre: Sam Adams kicked the bucket!
James Hiller: Sam Adams is dead?!
Henri LeFevre: No! He kicked my bucket! Spilled water all over the floor!

A Liberty'z Kidz quote.

[Rusvul]

Sokka (after drinking cactus juice, looking at a mushroom cloud of sand): It's a giant mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!!! Mushy giant friend.....

Sokka: How can we beat this guy! He blows stuff up with his brain! OOOOH! I know what to call him! Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
*BaBOOOOOM!*

Quotes from Avatar, the Last Airbender. Mostly quoting Sokka, since he's the funniest.

[Rainshadow]

Quotes from Avatar, the Last Airbender. Mostly quoting Sokka, since he's the funniest.

  Amen!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

From Robin Hood (a couple different movies):
"Five minutes before he knows we're there, Rob'll steal his underwear."

Sheriff: "Is the safety on Ol' Betsy?"
Trigger: "Yep."
Sheriff: "That's what I was afraid of. You go first."

Robin: "I can't just walk up to her and say 'Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Let's get married!'"

Sheriff: "Robin- I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!"
(Later...)
Guy of Gisbourne: "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not sword or an axe or something?"
Sheriff: "Because its dull, you twit- it'll hurt more!"

[Tiria Wildlough]

A little conversation my mum and dad had about stuff he bought at the shops. My friend and I were listening.

Mum: Why did you get that fruit drink? It has artificial sweeteners in it!
Me and friend: *snicker*
Mum: That stuff gives you brain tumours!
Me and friend: *stop laughing* O.O

Not sure if it's exactly a quote, but whatever...

[Redwallfan7]

Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Buck: What are you doing here?
Ellie: Our friend was taken by a dinosaur
Buck: Well! He's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Lol! I loved Buck- he was my favorite.

[Redwallfan7]

Rocko's Modern Life

(Rocko signs a bunch of papers at the doctor's office, it's funny because in this episode they were as high as the ceiling  . And when he got on the very last page, he wrote "Help me, the pain is excruciating! 

Receptionist: Thankyou Mr. Help me, the pain is excruciating.

I laughed so hard at that episode