Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. You will now see bloopers when all the sets fall down
I wish that everything was horrible! Just try corrupting that!

[psybox]

Granted, everything is now horrible, enjoy!

I wish for disc two of The Essential Clash.

[Ungatt Trunn]

Granted. Your disc will clash with everything you own, destroying everything!
I wish that Brian Jacques was still alive (you cant corrupt that either)

[psybox]

Granted, He just dies again in a few seconds.

I wish Ungatt Trunn wouldn't try to create uncorruptable wishes, because he will always fail.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but now he will ungrant every thing!

I wish that I had a Ranger cloak.

[Maudie]

Granted, but it's a fake and it cost like $8000.

I wish my next wish wouldn't get corrupted.

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted but since you didn't wish for any thing nothing happens.

I wish I was living in some of my books, Redwall, Ranger's Apprentice, brotherband.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you may only choose one, and you are forever stuck in that one book.

  I wish that I could go to England and watch Sherlock and Doctor Who being filmed.

[Shadowed One]

Granted, but as soon as you get there, they stop making them, FOREVER!

I wish that I had a claymore so I could chop people with lousy SABERS up (like Ruzvul, for instance)! Muahahahaha!

[Leatho Shellhound]

Granted, but then your claymore turns into clay.

I wish yesterday was the day before tomorrw's yesterday.

[Shadowed One]

Granted, but....wait, I have no clue what you said. So, whatever yesterday it is, you are stuck there.

[Rainshadow]

  I wish that I owned all of the Port Blue albums, listened to them often, never stopped loving them and that Adam Young would continue to create more Port Blue (and me buy them!).

[KitrallStreamrippler]

Granted, but you run out of money to buy them.

I wish that I was eating steak.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the steak was raw and now you're very, very sick.

  I wish that I could catch up to the current episode of Revolution!

[Rusvul]

I wish that I had a claymore so I could chop people with lousy SABERS up (like Ruzvul, for instance)! Muahahahaha!

Since when does Claymore beat Sabre? the wheel of beating-up:
Speed beats Strength, Strength beats Gigantic Hordes, Gigantic Hordes beat Speed.

Granted, but the current episode is the last one. EVAR!!!!

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted. If you corrupt that wish, then I wish that your next wish gets corrupted.