Uncorrupt-a-Circumstance

[shisteer of nothing much]

But you also know me and I tell my mum and she makes you some disgusting aloe stuff that makes you better!

The dude in the cell next to me is overdue for a shower. (please note, I'm still not in jail)

[Verdauga]

He gets one the day before you are released.

I fall behind on school projects.

[Booklover]

There's a gas leak so you get a day off school.
I forgot my homework.

[Verdauga]

But you don't get called on to present it, so only you know.

My car does not start.

[Booklover]

You're given a lift by a friend.
The bus is really late, and there's nobody to give me a lift to school.

[Verdauga]

That's because the bus driver called in sick, and they sent a replacement; as a result, everyone got to school a little later and no punishment was given.

I lost my wallet, and have to go someplace quick.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But the place you have to go doesn't require any money and is within walking distance of wherever you are.

I got a really cool idea for a story but I don't have time to write it.

[Booklover]

I suppose it is left to me to uncorrupt the circumstance of somebody forgetting to post a new bad circumstance.

I have to go now so I can't.

[Verdauga]

While you're busy, you refine the story more, and get free time early because you got work out of the way. So now you can write an even better story.

I have to go now so I can't.

Fortunately someone else came in so you didn't have to.

I can't think of a corrupt circumstance.

[Booklover]

Your imagination suddenly whirs into action, and not only can you now think of a circumstance, you can now write loads of awesome stories that you will share with us!

I don't have all the Redwall books. 

[Sebias of Redwall]

Your parents give you all of them for your birthday.

A duck just bit my baby sibling's foot (Note, this did not actually happen).

[Verdauga]

Thankfully, it was a stuffed animal duck that you were playing with, and your sibling laughed uncontrollably.

I didn't get my homework done in time.

[Booklover]

Because most of the rest of the class were having internet problems, you're given an extension.

I have eczema.

[shisteer of nothing much]

You have to play the part of a crocodile in a school play and the eczema is so bad that it looks like scales.

I'm going to miss tap class next week.

[Verdauga]

Sadly so do your friends, and you guys hamg out for the enrire day.

I'm falling behind in school