Poll
Question:
Cornflower MM
Option 1: Helpful bean
Option 2: Self-help failure
Here is the place we shall gather to decide whether or not a member is guilty of a crime or not.
Resident Judge residing: Skarzs the emotionless.
I ask the questions here. Your peers decide whether you shall go to the block.
Who stands accused?
Exactly what is Delthion accused of?
Watching a crime and doing nothing, when he could have prevented it. In this quote:
Quote from: Delthion on October 17, 2018, 10:48:23 PM
*The clippers, jealous of Russa's trust in the bush, come to life and eat the bush and Russa whole.*
How do you plea?
Oh, he's guilty, all right.
Why do I feel like Del is the person who voted not guilty?
That would probably be a good guess.
Oh, I thought that was my plea. ;D
Nah. That's the jury voting.
*Is the victim* *Cries in a corner*
May'apz 'e could 'ave done more tae try tae 'elp 'er...Cav ze Polis or zummat...
The votes are cast. Delthion is guilty.
*Bangs hammer.*
You shall be crushed by a boulder, Delthion. Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.
NO AH WON'T! *Eats boulder.*
*Tries to find out what do do in this situation in the law book.*
Soo. . . Much like if the rope breaks at a hanging. . . Delthion goes free.
Except that you have to apologise to Russa.
...sawwy Wussa... ;D
Ahem. Counsel for the defense present. I have somewhat to say.
OBJECTION!
What now Phoenix?
*Throws a shoe at Delthion*
Order! Order in this topic!
Wait, why is the Defense throwing a shoe at their client? Much less, objecting after they've already been released? I thought that was the Prosecutors' job in this case... I'm confused, am I the crazy one?
Dan, you now stand accused of being sane in the Cellars. What have you to say in your defense?
If the jury says you are guilty of being sane, the punishment is 11.7389 days being hugged by OITBs, a diet of rubber rats, while boarding with DDBs, and all from inside Del's black hole of a stomach.
You'll also have to bathe twice a day in dumpster juice.
I am not sane, I simply possess the ability to apply logic. This allows me to explore the possibilities of green, garden gnome energy.
Quote from: Delthion on October 22, 2018, 03:05:02 PM
...sawwy Wussa... ;D
Thine apology is accepted, my son.
Ach, Guilty! Zanity 'az nay place in Ze Cellarz und zhould be permanently ootlaved!
Quote from: danflorreguba on October 27, 2018, 05:35:32 AM
This allows me to explore the possibilities of green, garden gnome energy.
Did anyone see this? Is this a side of Dan we haven't seen? A crazy side?
O.O
'e moight be juzt pretendin'...
Guilty, without a doubt! Dan, you are punished with all those things I said before that I am not too lazy to go back and copy, just short on time.
A new trial! Is Rosie the true discoverer of the citrus fruit, the peach, or is Delthion?
The mob shall decide who is the true discoverer for all the universe until the end of time.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on December 02, 2018, 01:14:54 AM
*Whispers* I found that out first.
Quote from: Delthion on December 02, 2018, 04:40:36 AM
TRIAL BY COMBAT!
/me throws forty-thousand baguettes at Rosie's face.
OBJECTION! There was never an opportunity for the jury to meet, much less have a voting option to reflect my innocence! I demand justice! And if not, I will appeal to a higher court of law at which point, after proving my insanity, I will see to it that this establishment is banished to the DMT!
There were three weeks of opportunity for the jury to meet. They said guilty. Not not guilty.
I would like to see Rosie's evidence for her case, as I have already given my case to the jruy.
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 02, 2018, 02:48:13 PM
There were three weeks of opportunity for the jury to meet. They said guilty. Not not guilty.
You have rather conveniently forgotten the fact that it was literally impossible to vouch for my innocence..... I wonder what that would make you guilty of..... It is also impossible to corroborate your claim as you have hidden the vote from the general public.
(Wait, you guys can't see how many people have voted for what option?)
The case is dismissed.
It's a discreet poll, you're the owner so you and the admins can see.
(Just vote and you can see the results.) :P
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 02, 2018, 11:04:59 PM
It's a discreet poll, you're the owner so you and the admins can see.
Well, the jury is to remain anonymous. For their protection.
But no one can verify it, rendering it moot.... And you still can't defend the fact that it was impossible for the jury to vote in my favor... Your institute is farce!
Guilty or not guilty. Pretty clear.
Did some one say
*storms in*
ROSIE?
*sits down on chair*
I am innocent of crimes
Obviously you are guilty of perjury as you have not been able to substantiate your fallacious claim that you were the first to discover the fact that we are the first site sited for the "Is peach a citrus" question.
Where is your claim, Delthion?
Quote from: danflorreguba on December 03, 2018, 01:53:07 AM
But no one can verify it, rendering it moot.... And you still can't defend the fact that it was impossible for the jury to vote in my favor... Your institute is farce!
You are only furthering the point that you are sane! Your punishment will fix that for you.
Quote from: Delthion on August 14, 2017, 10:46:01 PM
That's weird, when I search it it actually has James' response in a box at the very top of the page! Not in the usual search result manner, but more like when you search the meaning of a word it has the definition in a box. ;D
But anybody can search it. I did it, and found the same. Maybe I found it first. o:
But I am saying that I am the first to report my findings.
Majority rules! Rosie is the true one.
Isn't democracy great for figuring this stuff out?
ROSIE IS THE LAW
...she didn't have any evidence though...
Welcome to the Cellars, my son.
...I built the Cellars to be more than this...I have failed. ;D
Says the guy who eats anything as a way to fix any problem. ;)
Tasty and expeditious, I see no better way to solve problems.
/me eats Rosie.
It is a felony to harm your opponent in law!
I never harmed her! I just took her out of the field of play, I swallowed her whole you see.
*Looks in the law book.* That would qualify as kidnapping.
Looks like it's Del's turn to be placed on trial ^-^
He was already tried and found guilty. Should we go again?
/me eats the law book.
*Pulls the law book out of Del's stomach.* Order in the court!
/me eats the court then runs away.
D:
This is an outrage!
*Eats Del*
Action overruled! Release him and sit down or I'll have my safeties remove you from the court.
*Raises his hand* Ooo! I wanna be removed!
*Sighs and spits Del out*
*Bites Del's leg*
>.>
...
*Slowly backs away*
Can I be deleted now
Since she was hungry?
She isn't large enough though.
Lass, why did you bring back this topic? When, how, and (once again), why?
It needed to be done, Seb.
*Turns on Russa* But why? Whose fates were intertwined in this affair? What nefarious schemes pushed her to the brink? Tell me, tell me!
Uhhh...I'm not sure actually.
Aha! And why not? What are you hiding? What are you NOT hiding?! Eh?! Eh?!
*Hides something behind my back* Nothing. Absolutely nothing. ^-^
Aha! And what's THAT? *Grabs a crumb from Russa's headfur* *Eats it* Hmm...
>_>
;D
Oi, that crumb belonged to me. *Whacks Seb with the stale baguette I was hiding behind my back*
*Dies via murder*
D:
*Pokes Seb with the baguette* Hellooo...?
*Dead body slaps Russa* :-|
*Screams and then faints*
:-| *Body slaps Russa dead*
Oh, well. *Dies*
*Dead slap :-| body Russa*
(×_×)
(Where's Verdauga when you need him?)
"I'm eating noodles." ~Verdauga, probably.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2021, 04:11:37 PM
She isn't large enough though.
I'm a shapeshifter, I can be whatever size I want.
"Reality can be whatever I want it to be."
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 11, 2021, 08:43:38 PM
Lass, why did you bring back this topic? When, how, and (once again), why?
Justice.
Skarzs is batman!
I knew it!
No, Lurker
Aren't any of you concerned about the two dead people?
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2021, 08:36:15 AM
Aren't any of you concerned about the two dead people?
(ikr?)
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2021, 08:36:15 AM
Aren't any of you concerned about the two dead people?
There are dead people?!
(https://sbytestream.pythonanywhere.com/static/blog/I-See-Dead-People/i-see-dead-people.jpg)
Where? *Looks around*
Right here, Russa...
Oh...I see.
You do?! Yay!
(Please, for my sanity, get a profile picture and a signature. Sometimes if I'm on a phone I just used the signature to tell who's who, and on computer I often use the profile pics.)
Verdauga is a tyrant.
Agreed!
*Ties Verdauga to a pole* Punching bag time!
Beware drawing his ire; his power has grown dramatically. It is far over 9,000.
Oofs.....Shall we just send him into exile?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 20, 2021, 03:09:18 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 20, 2021, 04:26:41 AM
Verdauga is a tyrant.
We knew it would be like this.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/028/497/palp.jpg)
Me too!
THIS TOPIC has been given PERMISSION FROM THE CELLARS TYRANT to continue going.
We don't need your permission to dole out JUSTICE.
That's largely because you missed the twelve or so hours that I locked the topic.
I didn't see it so it didn't happen.
Verdauga ain't a tyrant, Skarz...
You are!!!
Everyone, I suggest we put Skarz on trial to have him removed from power! Everyone with me, say"Aye!"
Skarzs is in power? Where?
Quote from: Masika on January 24, 2021, 12:38:16 AM
Verdauga ain't a tyrant, Skarz...
You are!!!
Everyone, I suggest we put Skarz on trial to have him removed from power! Everyone with me, say"Aye!"
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/307fc77468c2eff54f818e72f7cc9a43/tenor.gif?itemid=14050384)
For real, though, I'm simply putting ideas forward. The people decide.
Quote from: Masika on January 24, 2021, 12:38:16 AM
Verdauga ain't a tyrant, Skarz...
You are!!!
Everyone, I suggest we put Skarz on trial to have him removed from power! Everyone with me, say"Aye!"
no u
*Is still crying to Corn and Rosie*
I'm moving to have you abdicated from power, Skarz! People do have authority to try to remove incompetent or biased judges from power.
B'sides, you claiming Verdauga becoming mod has made him a tyrant is proof you are sane. If I recall, you put my dear friend Dann on trial for being sane in The Cellars... >:D
I vote Skarz stay, he's a true madlad
Agreed!
Quote from: Masika on January 24, 2021, 03:40:34 AM
I'm moving to have you abdicated from power, Skarz! People do have authority to try to remove incompetent or biased judges from power.
B'sides, you claiming Verdauga becoming mod has made him a tyrant is proof you are sane. If I recall, you put my dear friend Dann on trial for being sane in The Cellars... >:D
Why don't chu eat yer foot?
*Giggles*
I'm rubbing off on you, Scottie :giggle:
Heh!
Or maybe you're rubbing off on me!
That's a bad thing....
:'(...I'm a bad thing
Whaaat?
Quote from: Masika on January 24, 2021, 03:40:34 AM
I'm moving to have you abdicated from power, Skarz! People do have authority to try to remove incompetent or biased judges from power.
B'sides, you claiming Verdauga becoming mod has made him a tyrant is proof you are sane. If I recall, you put my dear friend Dann on trial for being sane in The Cellars... >:D
Aren't you implying that you also think Verdauga's a tyrant and therefore that you're sane? Anyway, just because we're occasionally capable of semi-rational thought, doesn't mean we aren't insane.
Plus, rivers are cool. Or freezing cold, but y'know.
Quote from: Masika on January 24, 2021, 03:40:34 AM
I'm moving to have you abdicated from power, Skarz! People do have authority to try to remove incompetent or biased judges from power.
B'sides, you claiming Verdauga becoming mod has made him a tyrant is proof you are sane. If I recall, you put my dear friend Dann on trial for being sane in The Cellars... >:D
Clearly I have double standards and you can't stop me.
*Peeks into thread*
:-|
:)
Skarzs stays.
I drink. *Sips rot beer*
Now, concerning Verdauga. This upstart traitor. Tch, tch.
Right? The nerve o' that loop.
We all knew it would happen one day. The garden's speeches bid the humanities to beseech their truths.
...wat?
Who's the garden, in this instance?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 28, 2021, 06:04:25 PM
Right? The nerve o' that loop.
Half left. Yeah, what did that froot loop think he was doing? Being Halt and all, he can think.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 28, 2021, 06:05:48 PM
We all knew it would happen one day. The garden's speeches bid the humanities to beseech their truths.
Come again?
Y'all don't understand mine utterances? Pfft. *Leaveths*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 11:58:00 PM
Y'all don't understand mine utterances? Pfft. *Leaveths*
what, you egg?
he stabs him
Good...?
Aye, you are showing traces of sanity....
He needs to be thrown in the insane asylum to cure him of his sanity!
Aye, indeed. The rubber rats should help the poor beast.
>:D
Quote from: Booklover on February 28, 2021, 01:13:45 PM
He needs to be thrown in the insane asylum to cure him of his sanity!
I made the insane asylum, genius.
Hehehehehe, we knooow ;D
I like dogs.
(https://i.gifer.com/9PNW.gif)
Who's on trial next?
...
..."I would like to make a testimony"... >:D
Oh? Please doo
*Waits patiently*
Can
@Judge Russa please choose a number between 1 and 20?
Oooh, I'm a judge? O.O
15!
*Ahem*
"16 pink balloons... I know, it's just terrible..."
I see.
Guilty.
Russa, your verdict?
*A Zkunk valkz intae ze courtroom*
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.298141055.3805/st,small,845x845-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
...
Ummmmmm
...alright then...
*Rill walks in, has the skunk do a back flip for a treat, and then removes the skunk from this courtroom*
This courtroom?
(Aye, I believe this isn't a single room court house?)
(*shrugs shoulders*)
(Good enough for me ;D)
*Dog barking comes from the hallway outside the court room...*
*Raises eyebrows appraisingly at Rill*
*Ally raises her eyebrows appraisingly as Rill walks in the room (I was out with the skunk ;)) with a nice looking dog. The dog immediately runs over to Ally...*
:laugh:
"Why hello!"
"What's this about Rill?"
"I found this nice lonely dog without tags a few days ago and since we don't have a pound in Hectaville, I figured I'd bring him to the judge to see what should be done"
*Gathp* Wait, whose side?
Speedy fish, my friends.
*Tsk, tsk*
*Tuzk Tuzk*
*The dog whines and nuzzles Ally's hand for pets*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on May 02, 2021, 09:20:42 PM
*The dog whines and nuzzles Ally's hand for pets*
*Gives the dog lots of attention and pets* ^-^
Ally, you're confusing me with Russa. Time for everyone to make a decision for you.
...
Spoiler
...'Can I keep the doggo?!??' *Puppy eyes...*
"This dogo could use a good home..."
*Intense music and puppy eyes*
Spoiler
*Ahem* "I accuse
@Sebias of Redwall of crimes against good tea!" >:(
Quote from: Ally046 on May 05, 2021, 02:49:32 PM
*Intense music and puppy eyes*
Spoiler
*Ahem* "I accuse
@Sebias of Redwall of crimes against good tea!" >:(
@Tea murderer, come forward!
"Can I keep the dog until the tea murder case is solved?"
Yes.
:-| :) ^-^ :laugh: :D ;D *Dances...*
*Cuddles up with the dog*
Spoiler
Now we can talk about the tea murders... >:(
*Is glad the dog has found a good home for now and that Ally is happy. Slowly sneaks out the courtroom door so no one is disturbed during the trial*
We must find the binklle of doom, my comrades.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 11, 2021, 08:12:17 AM
We must find the binklle of doom, my comrades.
Hint:
It's in Mordor, and it is known to the Elves as Orodruin.
Uhhhhhh... no Thankz...
The binklle of doom is coming
Good. That'll make it easier for us to find.
*Fearful uncertainty*
*Certain fear*
@One-Eye the wildcat @Scott McLamok, you have permission to shoot the binklle of whatsit.
binklle of whatsit?
Doom.
Thank you! ;D
*M60 go brrrrt*
*Browning .50 go brrrrr*
:o
YOU FOUND IT??!?
Yes. ^-^
Oh dear.. This is bad! Very, VERY bad!!!
Y?
*The binkle of whatsit is now a pile of red liquid*
*The binklle of doom is yet to enter the thread*
(Uncertain fear again)
Should we hide...?
ALLY IS A TRUE, PURE LETTUCES AND NO DECISION CAN CHANGE THAT.
I SECOND THAT!
YEA
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 15, 2021, 11:39:04 PM
ALLY IS A TRUE, PURE LETTUCES AND NO DECISION CAN CHANGE THAT.
Spoiler
You are true lettuce.
Thank you. ^-^
(I-saw-your-post-about-me-looking-like-parsley-tho...)
Lettuce can look like parsley.
No.
Well, if I mistake lettuce for parsley...
Just...no.
yes
Absolutely not.
No.
Never.
YEP.
But the frogs, my child.
Exactly!
Shhh, the tadpoles are watching
Yay! ^-^ :laugh: :) ;D 8) :giggle: :hearteyes:
Spoiler
@The Skarzs, I have hard evidence that Flib Bigboat hates Inigo Montoya. That is grounds for a trial, yes?
Yes.
Quote from: Masika on June 03, 2021, 02:34:51 PM
@The Skarzs, I have hard evidence that Flib Bigboat hates Inigo Montoya. That is grounds for a trial, yes?
It is.
BURN THE HERETIC
I am not a heretic.
YOU HATE INIGO
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET BURNED AT THE STAKE IN THE MIDDLE AGES BECAUSE THEY HATED INIGO! HE WASN'T EVEN INVENTED THEN!
TIMES CHANGE
*Plays a sad flute*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 09:49:18 PM
TIMES CHANGE
YES THEY DO BUT YOU CAN'T BURN A CITIZEN OF HECTAVILLE FOR NOT LIKING A BOOK CHARACTER BECAUSE IT'S TYRANNICAL AND OBNOXIOUS
I could. 8-)
*Teleports Flib onto a high shelf where no one can reach her tho*
*pokes Seb*
*Squints* Oi.
*Scoots away*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:12:08 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 09:49:18 PM
TIMES CHANGE
YES THEY DO BUT YOU CAN'T BURN A CITIZEN OF HECTAVILLE FOR NOT LIKING A BOOK CHARACTER BECAUSE IT'S TYRANNICAL AND OBNOXIOUS
Well, you also can't put people on trial for sanity, but
@The Skarzs does it all the time.
Wat
Ally is the salad, Flib is a heretic.
WT WHY CAN'T YOU FRIGGIN' SPELL MY NAME RIGHT?
I have a theory that it was done on purpose.
I'm afraid so. He does like to tease me.
Glib Fibgoat
Ze poll mentionz burnin'... *Jugglez a box o' matchez zoughtfully tae 'imzelf*
Yes, yessssss, jooooooooin the newBWAS
The new BWAS?
Yes, the NEW BWAS (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11374.0)!
???
It's... it's a link....
???
How could we abuse him though...
*Also joins the BWAS*
*pokes the worshipful tiara*
SHE HERETIC GOAT
Ooooohhhhhhhhh! :giggle:
SHE IS
You know...you guys are both 12... 8D
Are you suggesting we are identical twins?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 19, 2021, 09:34:22 PM
SHE HERETIC GOAT
YER FACE HERETIC GOAT
Nope. 8D
Where is he, anyways? He usually pops in around this time.
Ooohhhhhhh, are you fretting? Have you been keeping track of when he's online? Do you await him? :giggle:
Yes, I am fretting. If he's not on because he's dead, then the trial will never go through and he wouldn't like that. Also I wouldn't get to murder what was left of him.
I know when he's online most, because it's right before dinnertime, and then I miss it and I'm in a bad mood because there's no seconds left. Which is his fault. So there.
And I thought you were the one who awaited him, so you could see the look on his face when he reads the most recent posts in this topic, Milady.
Oohhh, she's fretting, worried he's dead, wants to kill him, care about what he wants, knows when he's online most, and gets snappy when he's not around... :giggle: ;D ;) ^-^ :giggle:
...I'm so confused...
@Ripred the Gnawer... what is she saying?
Nothing, I'm saying nothing...
That was an awful lot of nothing...
Nothing is, as nothing does...
We aren't shipping the two of 'em, Ally.
Not yet at least.
No.
Who said anything about shipping?!?!?
But also...why?
YOU DID.
WHY? I don't know. I'm not you.
-_-
Nyehehehehe
*slaps Kade*
*Eats Flib.* What a rude chook.
*Eats Kade.*
*Dodges.*
*Teleports Kade into his mouth*
*Has his anti-teleportation boots on.*
*Telekenesises the them off*
Heh
*slaps Kade from inside his stomach*
*Slaps Kade's face*
*Eats Ally too.* There, now y'all can slap each other, ye miscreants.
"Hey Flib..." >:D
*Slides something red and silver out of my pocket and shows it to Flib*
*snek?*
:-\...not exactly...
Spoiler
My knife! Yis! ;D
Yes! ^-^
Now...let's see how we can work our way out of this little situation...
*shapeshifting?*
Ummmm... :-\. Wha?
*just another one of my stupid ideas*
Can you shapeshift into something stronger?
Stronger than what?
Your current form?
*hides in Kade's fluff*
*statics Kade's floof with a USB-C cord*
*Dodges.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 26, 2021, 05:00:54 PM
*hides in Kade's fluff*
Why are you hiding in my fluff this time?
*Numbs Kade's stomach area tissue*
"After all, we're not all complete savages here."
*Accidentally coughs up Ally's knife.* Goodness, where did this come from?
*Takes out another knife*
*Waits for the numbing agent to set in completely...*
"Tell me when that's done numbing, 'ey?"
Flib will be punished for the crime of hating on a Princess Bride character. Prepare the pyre.
In the meantime, these two ladies are really into changing ships like wet socks.
Ugh, wet socks.
Who?
shisteer of nothing much and Rosie Willowwater
Skarz, put a third option for both!
No libertarian party votes.
Rosie it is.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2021, 02:38:17 AM
No libertarian party votes.
Um, Skarz? From someone who has no interest in politics, what's "libertarian"?
Oof. How old are you?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 01, 2021, 02:42:00 AM
Rosie it is.
Rosie has enough husbands. Delsie, Gonsie, Ashie Legwater... *shudders*
Quote from: Masika on July 01, 2021, 03:53:39 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2021, 02:38:17 AM
No libertarian party votes.
Um, Skarz? From someone who has no interest in politics, what's "libertarian"?
In short, it's a third political party, outside of Republican and Democrat.
That is very short :giggle:
But also explains the point of the joke
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2021, 02:38:17 AM
No libertarian party votes.
It's a very legit request. The third option should be
@One-Eye the wildcat. He hasn't been shipped in forever.
I think that's due to a lack of candidates more than anything else.
HAAH! ;D Poor One-Eye.
I mean, that wasn't really intended as a burn <_<
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 01, 2021, 06:24:15 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 01, 2021, 02:38:17 AM
No libertarian party votes.
It's a very legit request. The third option should be @One-Eye the wildcat. He hasn't been shipped in forever.
Alright, time to take a month long vacation to a tax shelter In the caymans
Y'all realize that Skarzs doesn't need protection, right?
'Cause he's a troooooooll
And he squishes people.
All true.
When I first joined this forum, I thought Skarz was a turtle, like the one in
Rakkety TamSpoiler
...because they're both Rockbottoms. ;D
Hah!
... I thought for sure you'd sqush me for saying that.
He likes jokes...Plus he's more likely to SPAM VERY CURSED IMAGES IN THE VC CHSANNEL WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO READ WHAT ROSIE HAS TO SAY.
Ultimate trolling
In the what now?
The voice chat channel on discord.
Can't typo while speaking. (Although you can mispronounce things.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:18:42 AM
...I'm so confused...
@Ripred the Gnawer... what is she saying?
She thinks you like him. ^-^
Bit late for that, methinks.
BE GONE, SANITYYYYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...Do you need sleep?
.......No......
:o
Are you fibbing?
No, I'm FLIBBING BHWHEHEHEEHEHEHEH
DIE IN PAIN LASS!
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2021, 01:35:07 AM
He likes jokes...Plus he's more likely to SPAM VERY CURSED IMAGES IN THE VC CHSANNEL WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO READ WHAT ROSIE HAS TO SAY.
Very much.
Is Ant'ony on Discord as well?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 07, 2021, 07:22:55 PM
DIE IN PAIN, LASS!
....Okay.
*Starts stabbing herself places that are not her heart or brain so it will be a slow painful death*
*Confiscates the sharps and teleports them to ASBCREC.*
*Poofs them back and continuing*
*Thats impossible*
*It's really not*
*Oh, but it is*
Stahp killing yourself.
Indeed.
*ASBCREC*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 08, 2021, 05:25:16 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 07, 2021, 07:22:55 PM
DIE IN PAIN, LASS!
....Okay.
*Starts stabbing herself places that are not her heart or brain so it will be a slow painful death*
NO. Make Scott kill me.
Wha?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 08, 2021, 05:25:16 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 07, 2021, 07:22:55 PM
DIE IN PAIN, LASS!
....Okay.
*Starts stabbing herself places that are not her heart or brain so it will be a slow painful death*
NO. Make Scott kill me.
*Coughs out blood from her punctured lungs, but poofs the blood out enough that she can speak her last, painful words*
Scott is g-one....Away.....-haven't.....Heard from.. In weeks...
*Stabs herself again, and dies, in pain*
Do not.
Veeerdauga!
*Revitalizes Lass.*
You have trouble staying on this side of the Dark Forest, doncha?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 09, 2021, 07:32:14 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 11:48:03 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 08, 2021, 05:25:16 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 07, 2021, 07:22:55 PM
DIE IN PAIN, LASS!
....Okay.
*Starts stabbing herself places that are not her heart or brain so it will be a slow painful death*
NO. Make Scott kill me.
*Coughs out blood from her punctured lungs, but poofs the blood out enough that she can speak her last, painful words*
Scott is g-one....Away.....-haven't.....Heard from.. In weeks...
*Stabs herself again, and dies, in pain*
I am not sorry. YOU'RE JUST SULKING BECAUSE I GOT MAD AT YOU. Also you like being over dramatic. I am not sorry.
Ah, right.
Tbh, I was very saddened by that post. I thought you were going to hurt yourself IRL...M' sorry.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 02:43:16 AM
Tbh, I was very saddened by that post. I thought you were going to hurt yourself IRL...M' sorry.
Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last..
PS
You are right about my love for being dramatic, but I wasn't doing it because I was sulking, I was trying to show you that your words do have an effect on people..
I'm a very insensitive person.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 10, 2021, 06:06:48 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 02:43:16 AM
Tbh, I was very saddened by that post. I thought you were going to hurt yourself IRL...M' sorry.
Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last..
PS
You are right about my love for being dramatic, but I wasn't doing it because I was sulking, I was trying to show you that your words do have an effect on people..
*Pats Lasses head.* They grow up so fast.
Lass is a teenager, silly chook. You're the one who's grown up.
I have matured since I first came here. Skade has helped in that ^-^
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 04:25:33 PM
I'm a very insensitive person.
Nah, you're fine. I was enjoying it. ;D
Mallory?
Which Mallory are you talking about? My Greek class teacher, the duck in our pond, or the girl from The Wizard in the Tree?
Whichever Mallory named the towers?
I haven't read those yet. They don't seem very popular in the US where I live, for some reason. Nobody I know here has read them, and I can't find them in any close libraries.
Mallory Leafpaw. My teleporting squiddel.
I thought you were talking about Malory Towers. Never mind.
I was, though. Good books.
I need to read them. How many of the FF-O's have you read?
Not sure exactly. Most of them.
Which one's your favorite? Mine is probably
Spoiler
The Mystery of the Vanishing Thief, that one when Fatty dresses up as a Frenchman and goes parading up and down Willow Road, with Goon puffing behind him, wondering what "that there Frenchy-looking fellow" is up to. "I am looking for zis Hoffle-Foffle House, meester p'leeceman! What you say, I not unnerstand. HOFFLE-FOFFLE, I say!"
I can't remember specific ones well enough.
He seems to be playing the fool disguised as someone else in every book, and it's usually French people, so it is quite confusing.
Oh, gracious. My mom is so annoying about those books sometimes, whenever I'm looking for a flashlight and she has one she will give it to me and say, 'Here's your torch, Fatty!'
(Sorry for my baaaad wording. 'Tis hard to type. Flib is punching my shoulder irl.)
(I threw a book at you and yelled, that is all.)
Be nice.
She is my sister. Also she called me a ferret. I had a right to get mad.
But ferrets are adorable.
That is what she said, yes.
But they are.
The ones she meant (corsairs) aren't.
If your ferret has coarse hairs, then maybe it just needs a wash?
Hazel called me a ferret corsair, I yelled and threw a book at her, and now you're saying ferrets are cute and I need a wash. I have no idea why.
Somebody'll get it.
When they do, they'd better explain it.
You could also argue the coarse hairs are due to regular shaving, no?
Well, long hair is very hard to take care of, because it tends to get oily, especially around the scalp.
Short hair is SO much easier to take care of.
Indeed.
*Curls up in a corner sadly*
Because you have a hard time taking care of your hair? I can relate.
As can I.
*Hugs Lass* 😔
She's sad because of the lack of attention.
She's sad because of me.
*Eats a muffin.*
I misread that as *Eats a moffat* :giggle:
*hugs Lass as well*
*Sprays the hug pile with a super soaker.*
*shields Lass so she won't get soaked*
*Joins the hug pile*
*Sprays the NEW-Hug Pile™-Russa Now Included! with a super soaker.*
Russa, you are now indluded. ;D How does it feel?
Kind of like when you stop at a gas station in the middle of the night on a long road trip.
Neat.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 30, 2021, 11:08:36 AM
Kind of like when you stop at a gas station in the middle of the night on a long road trip.
That's very specific.
I dig it.
I call dibs on the dig before you, so there! ;D
But I already stated that I dig it before you called dibs, therefore your dibs doesn't count.
Did too, because you never called dibs.
Dibs is only useful before the thing that is being called for is acquired. After it is acquired, there is nothing to attach the dibs to, and thus it becomes unusable.
It is quite usable.
I'm with Kade on this one.
And, sorry, but I call dibs on future digs.
I call dibs on your pfp Actually I don't, because he has that look on his face, like he is about to kill you-know-who.
Isn't that a good thing? The Horcruxes have been destroyed by now, surely.
I'm talking about you-know-who, he of the six fingers and sour disposition.
I was talking of You-Know-Who, he of the squashed nose and sour disposition.
Imteresting.
Quote from: Booklover on July 30, 2021, 08:20:34 PM
I was talking of You-Know-Who, he of the squashed nose and sour disposition.
That made me burst out laughing.
The Princess Bride
Does Count Rugen really have a squashed nose in the movie? Because if he does, I really want to watch it!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2021, 08:21:00 PM
Third base.
From Abbott and Costello?
Yup, but I decided to change it.
Why though? That is one of my favorite videos!
Reasons.
It's a great skit though :giggle:
"What's the name of the fellow on first base?"
"No, What is the name of the fellow on second base!"
"I am not asking you who's on second!"
"No, Who's on first!"
"I don't know!"
"Third base!"...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 08:22:33 PM
Quote from: Booklover on July 30, 2021, 08:20:34 PM
I was talking of You-Know-Who, he of the squashed nose and sour disposition.
That made me burst out laughing. The Princess Bride
Does Count Rugen really have a squashed nose in the movie? Because if he does, I really want to watch it!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2021, 08:21:00 PM
Third base.
From Abbott and Costello?
I was talking about Voldemort. You-Know-Who.
Count Rugen is who I meant.
I meant Voldemort.
So, who's on trial now?
You.
No, I was under the impression it was you.
I agree with the both of you.
Quite. We shall be burned at the stake tomorrow, at first light. Prepare the bonfire. ^-^
A stake through the heart kills vampires, but it probably kills everyone else too.
Not me, I'm too mean to die. ^-^
Nah, if you're too mean, a hero will come in a hundred years or so and miraculously defeat you.
Which hero?
Doesn't matter. The Chosen One, probably.
@Chosen One, show your face.
Their face.
@Chosen One!
Am I the chosen one?
... Can you kill me?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 30, 2021, 09:51:17 PM
Am I the chosen one?
*throws pokeball* Kade, I choose you!
*Wasn't in a pokeball.*
Uh... Kade Kade? Kade?
She's saying you must slay me, because you're the hero.
I didn't say that. I might have implied it.
Same thing, really.
@Kade Rivok, hurry up and slay me already!
*Eats Flib.* Kade!
*is consumed by the heroics* Oh no, now I'm a good person again. :(
What makes someone good?
Kade eating them?
Well, that hasn't worked yet.
How good would that make me?
I dunno. Let's find out! *Eats Bookie.*
*is bad*
*saaaaame*
Yummy all the same.
What do I taste like? Chicken? (Slimy but satisfying.)
Kinda... bookish.
You've eaten books? Are you a bookworm?
I'm not a bookworm, but I have eaten books. And at least one book lover.
Do you enjoy reading books? (well, obviously, I suppose, since you're here)
Kade, what is your favorite Redwall book?
It's a tie between Taggerung and Lord Brocktree. Lord Brocktree was the first one I read, so of course it has a special place for me. And I wouldn't say that Taggerung is especially well written, but for some reason I just really like it. *Shrugs.*
I love Lord Brocktree! (Did you read them in chronological order?)
I didn't, though starting with Lord Brocktree you would think that :giggle:
Back when I was in junior high, I discovered them in the school library and just read them at random.
Ah, I see. I started with Mossflower, and read them all out of order as well, because I would just grab whichever ones were currently on the library shelf.
Same :giggle:
I started with Redwall, then read all the other ones I had in chronological order.
Inconcievable!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Edit: Never mind, no one can see it. It was supposed to be the bishop from TPB, saying "Mawwiage".
Edit: Thanks, Bookie! (https://media.tenor.com/images/3e1a0124d9ce69f218065c256752653e/tenor.gif)
Nope.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 04, 2021, 08:56:01 PM
It means:
](http://xn--480%20%20260-r6a) (ftp://xn--480%20%20260[-88a/img)
Edit: Is it working? I can't see it.
No. You didn't even put in the image address thing.
I kept editing it, to see if I was doing the right thing.
(https://media.tenor.com/images/3e1a0124d9ce69f218065c256752653e/tenor.gif)
Something like this?
Oh, thank you! *happy noises*
I only did as you wished.
At least you didn't toss yourself down a hill in doing so.
You don't know that I didn't.
While technically true, I really don't think you did.
You're an apprentice, though.
But actually no.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2021, 02:43:14 PM
At least you didn't toss yourself down a hill in doing so.
*goes outside and tosses self down a hill*
Nobody wished you to do so.
I wished myself to do so. ^-^
I was gonna burn you, but I don't want to be mean, so I won't.
Quote from: Booklover on July 30, 2021, 10:01:50 PM
What makes someone good?
Kade's stomach acid, apparently.
But that would make me very good, because I've been eaten a lot.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2021, 08:15:44 PM
I was gonna burn you, but I don't want to be mean, so I won't.
Don't worry, I want to see what it's like!
*Zetz Flib'z eyebrovz on fire, zen hovlz*
*yelps and tries unsuccessfully to waterbend*
*Water bends some cool water over the fire and heals the hair and burns *
*hugs Lass* Thank you! You're the best.
Quote from: Booklover on August 07, 2021, 11:57:41 AM
But that would make me very good, because I've been eaten a lot.
I've only eaten you once or twice though, I think.
Then that makes her even better!
Hasn't seemed to kick in for you yet, though.
;D ;D ;D
???
So, are we actually gonna put somebeast on trial? Who, and why?
*Raises hand* Me! Pick me!
Wonderful, so Russa is on trial! What crimes has she committed as of late?
She threw some cherries dangerous missiles.
Hmmmm, dangerous missiles are rather dangerous....
Yes, usually.
She's too safe...She lacks sanity entirely...
*Putz a table on a trial*
No no no, Russa is the one on trial right now, and she certainly doesn't have anything to do with tables.
...
*Looks suspiciously at Russa.* Riiiiight?
Brig.
Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.
Quote from: Booklover on August 30, 2021, 10:55:11 PM
Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.
*Vaz gettin' a barrel o' acid fer meltin' Jukka*
Vot did ye zay?
I said that melting people (or robots, or tables) is a bad idea, don't do it.
Quote from: Booklover on August 30, 2021, 10:55:11 PM
Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.
This is no time for French, BL. Russa is under suspicion of being involved with tables.
Quote from: Booklover on August 31, 2021, 12:07:20 PM
I said that melting people (or robots, or tables) is a bad idea, don't do it.
Ah agree viz ze people part. *Tipz ze barrel o' acid o'er on it'z target*
Quote from: Booklover on August 31, 2021, 12:07:20 PM
I said that melting people (or robots, or tables) is a bad idea, don't do it.
I disagree.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 31, 2021, 02:29:48 PM
Quote from: Booklover on August 30, 2021, 10:55:11 PM
Jukka's a robot so why can't Russa be a table? Don't worry, Russa, we accept everyone here, no matter what furniture they are.
This is no time for French, BL. Russa is under suspicion of being involved with tables.
Mais il y a temps pour le français. Russa est une table (et nous l'acceptons pour cela).
(Brought to you by my terrible French. (With some assistance from Google Translate.))
What did I just say
Je ne sais pas.
Yes you do.
Non, je ne sais pas.
-_-
Ah, emojis, the universal language! (Except for people less familiar with computers).
🅰️, 😀😃😄 🗺️ 🗣️. (❌ 🧒 😕 🖥️).
(That probably won't show up, but oh well.)
It alvayz irritatez me vhen people uze ze term 'univerzal', zat iz, vhen zey uze it tae refer tae ze entire planet Earth- 'Univerzal' impliez zummat bein' common troughoot ze entire Univerze. 'ave zeze people even been off zeir ovn vorld und checked vhether zaid zummat 'iz actually common acrozz ze Univerze...?! Ach...
Viz regardz tae languagez, Ah 'ad tae pozt ziz (from Fullmetal Alchemizt: Brotherhood):
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/01b802f8990629ff8c143e25e66a8e46/tumblr_mra5lato4K1qcg5mio5_r1_500.gif)
Wouldn't even apply to the whole of planet Earth, in the vast majority of cases.
Just use a Babel fish if you're travelling around the universe.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 29, 2021, 10:42:43 AM
She's too safe...She lacks sanity entirely...
Aww! Thanks, Lass! ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:34:21 PM
No no no, Russa is the one on trial right now, and she certainly doesn't have anything to do with tables.
...
*Looks suspiciously at Russa.* Riiiiight?
What? No, no, no. Definitely not. I absolutely do not run a table laundering ring and I also definitely do not smuggle illicit tables. I would never do that.
*Rolls an insight check.* Yeah, see? Russa said it herself and I totally believe her.
*Ze onionz dinnae, und zhake zeir non-exiztent 'eadz*
Please believe me, onions.
*Ze onionz get chopped up tae gae in a zalad, zae ze point zuddenly becomez moot*
Life is so cruel.
Did they perchance get chopped up on... a table?
*Suspenseful music*
*cries*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 07, 2021, 02:51:51 PM
Life is so cruel.
Did they perchance get chopped up on... a table?
*Checkz* Aye, zey did. along viz zome leekz.
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN*
I had absolutely nothing to do with it! ^-^
I'm beginning to sense something suspicious....
*A lime decoidez tae travel fazter zan ze zpeed o' loight, breakin' a certain lav*
*The lime then collides with a speck of dust in the air and disintegrates*
Lightspeed shotgun.
A semi-automatic shot gun?
What about industrial shotguns?
Industrial Shogun?
They're used primarily in coal power plants to knock the soot and creosote off the burners.
I kinda figured they'd be in charge of the coal power plant, 'cause they're Shoguns.
You'd think, but the Japanese government actually sends them in to clean the things. Obviously, this isn't much of a thing in Europe.
But of course.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 15, 2021, 10:04:39 PM
*The lime then collides with a speck of dust in the air and disintegrates*
Daez zat mean ze lime vaz executed vizoot a trial, i.e. zae it cannae be arrezted fer it'z croime?
Oh don't worry, it can be arrested, tried, and sentenced posthumously.
We do that here.
@Judge Sebias, I would like to put
@a certain Lass of something Much on trial for shipping me and WT, because I died in the shipping thread, and had to go to the hospital so they could bring me back, and WT is worrying about the bills, and I can't do anything about them because I'm supposed to be dead.
I agree.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 22, 2021, 11:02:22 AM
@Judge Sebias, I would like to put @a certain Lass of something Much on trial for shipping me and WT, because I died in the shipping thread, and had to go to the hospital so they could bring me back, and WT is worrying about the bills, and I can't do anything about them because I'm supposed to be dead.
You should have let me do it. Free healthcare in Britain.
This place isn't in Britain, though.
If so, it's an infinite fictional world that we can do what we like with. Including making healthcare free.
It's supposed to be Hectaville.
It could be Munchkinland...But zen ve moight av get mauled by Munchkinz...
Don't mention such awful things!
Meh, free healthcare!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 22, 2021, 11:02:22 AM
@Judge Sebias, I would like to put @a certain Lass of something Much on trial for shipping me and WT, because I died in the shipping thread, and had to go to the hospital so they could bring me back, and WT is worrying about the bills, and I can't do anything about them because I'm supposed to be dead.
Where is the judge?
Dead.
*A Zkunk valkz in*
Odour in ze court!
Oi, say it, don't spray it bub.
The poll is so vague and I appreciate it.
Indeed, vague polls are underrated. ^-^
Ah vonder vhere Godot iz...
Ah vonder vhere Seb Kade's boi is...
no
Nominated
Optionally
Kade isn't dead, he's an Otterbadger.
That's very true! However, I was answering your prior question with my earlier quote :laugh:
Seb your boi isn't dead. Yet.
He's dead to me.
That is unkind. :(
He abandoned myself and this forum for some girl, some Taniwha. It is fitting.
Said Taniwha girl happens to be related to this forum's bestest Lass of something much, don't forget. Have mercy on your boi, won't you, for the sake of old times.
Out with the old, in with the new.
Out with your face. (Not really :giggle:)
I do kinda need it >_>
@Guards! @Guards! Off with his head!
Hai?
EDIT: Skarzs is updating the pole! I'm so excited.
I didn't know you were on at the time.
@Skarz squish him please.
Poor Corn XD
More husbands:
Rosie 4 (40%)
Teer 6 (60%)
There are no winners here. You both should be ashamed
@Rosie Willowwater and especially you
@shisteer of nothing much Now we must judge
@Cornflower MM
Everyone please say Com is a helpful bean.
And Skarzy, can't you count votes properly? Teer's won.
@shisteer of nothing much, I messed up the previous mention. Please read the above and feel ashamed.
Teer having more husbands shouldn't be something she would WANT to win, is it.
Right now her husband is Seb Kade's boi.
He is no longer my boy. I have forsaken him.
How unkind. :(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2021, 04:14:50 PM
He is no longer my boy. I have forsaken him.
Kade, you're being very unfair to your poor son. He's old enough to date girls now, for goodness sakes! So you must expect him to be absent when he's with Teer because she's an awesome Taniwha. ;)
Absent is one thing. Falling off the face of the forum is another. :)
Kade's just jealous because Taniwhas are awesomer than Otterbadgers
They really aren't. ;)
Are.
I'm putting you two on next because "Girls girls, you're both pretty" so ssssshhhut up.
What'll we be on for?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 04:19:57 PM
Are.
Nothing can beat the fluff. Just ask Teer ^-^
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 04, 2021, 04:21:37 PM
I'm putting you two on next because "Girls girls, you're both pretty" so ssssshhhut up.
*doesn't*
I'm not a fluff.
Yeah, I'm the only pretty fluff.
I'm puzzled as to the origins of the "self-help failure" option.
Me too.
Don't be.
...Ok
That's because you are one and the same person.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on November 04, 2021, 04:16:05 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2021, 04:14:50 PM
He is no longer my boy. I have forsaken him.
Kade, you're being very unfair to your poor son. He's old enough to date girls now, for goodness sakes! So you must expect him to be absent when he's with Teer because she's an awesome Taniwha. ;)
Even though I think it's highly unlikely that Seb would, for multiple reasons, he could theoretically date someone who isn't a girl.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 04:10:58 PM
Everyone please say Com is a helpful bean.
And Skarzy, can't you count votes properly? Teer's won.
Yes. Why would anyone ever deny it?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2021, 04:17:08 PM
Absent is one thing. Falling off the face of the forum is another. :)
But what's the face of the forum? Your Face?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 04:17:59 PM
Kade's just jealous because Taniwhas are awesomer than Otterbadgers
But are either more awesome than Perfectly Normal Beasts?
Eleven new replies while I was typing? Wow.
Wow indeed. This place is going over the limit of crazy.
I am the face of the forum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Aren't.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 04, 2021, 04:34:22 PM
Wow indeed. This place is going over the limit of crazy.
It's the CELLARS, silly.
By the loosest definition, yes.
SCATTERBRAINED SISTER OF MINE...
Quote from: Booklover on November 04, 2021, 04:32:54 PM
Eleven new replies while I was typing? Wow.
Imagine my coming on to scan the topics only to be walloped by
A C T I V I T Y
Is that what happened? It happened to me. ;D
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on November 04, 2021, 04:36:30 PM
SCATTERBRAINED SISTER OF MINE...
...That's actually pretty accurate.
There there.
I am really scatterbrained, IRL.
That's ok ^-^
Most of the time, yes.
Not when you forgot you had Greek class today and only remembered a few seconds ago. ;D
Ooooooooooo
Exactly.
Just realised that the post I'd intended for page 42 actually ended up on page 43. Sad times.
But happy that people are posting.
Indeedness. ^-^
Hm?
Indeedest.
......
Huh.
Corn, are you a bean in squirrel's clothing, bearing the name of a caryopsis fruit?
I won, but at what cost? My poor love has been disowned. Such tragedy! Such sorrow!
And whose fault is that, might I ask? ^-^
Nope ^-^
Yep.
After all, it was you who disowned him for dating Teer.
Dating Teer isn't the problem. In fact, he has my blessings in that regard; he did good.
BUT, that is NO excuse to abandon the forum, and therefore he has been DISOWNED.
::) *Puts Kade on trial for disowning Seb his boi over a petty quarrel about the time he spends off the forum*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2021, 09:05:21 PM
And whose fault is that, might I ask? ^-^
Life. It's the fault of life itself! What sorrow! What woe!
It's really just Kade's fault for being dramatic. :giggle:
(Probably)
(What do you mean probably? Of course it is.)
(Blaming Kade for things isn't always a wise move)
(I mean, you can't pretend that Seb becoming disowned was Kade's fault)
My squish senses are tingling. Someone here, close by, deserves to be squished.
Surely not Seb?
Mmm, no, I don't think so. He hasn't been on.
That didn't stop Kade from disowning him.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 04, 2021, 07:42:39 PM
Corn, are you a bean in squirrel's clothing, bearing the name of a caryopsis fruit?
I'll never tell.
I'll hold her, you peel her.
Let us begin.
I think I see a zipper
@Cornflower MM
*sus*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 04, 2021, 09:59:06 PM
(Blaming Kade for things isn't always a wise move)
Vot aboot bein' impolite tae ze abyzz...?
As long as you don't look at it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 05, 2021, 01:11:55 AM
I'll hold her, you peel her.
Be careful you don't end up squishing her on accident...
Zere'z a Bantha viz lipztick zat could zit on 'er inztead...
But I like unsquished/unsat on Com better than squished/sat on Com.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2021, 08:04:06 PM
Zere'z a Bantha viz lipztick zat could zit on 'er inztead...
I'm scared to ask, but why does the bantha have lipstick?
So it can sit on Com more efficiently, of course.
Is... is that a prerequisite?
No.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 05, 2021, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2021, 08:04:06 PM
Zere'z a Bantha viz lipztick zat could zit on 'er inztead...
I'm scared to ask, but why does the bantha have lipstick?
Why would one NOT have lipstick?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 05, 2021, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2021, 08:04:06 PM
Zere'z a Bantha viz lipztick zat could zit on 'er inztead...
I'm scared to ask, but why does the bantha have lipstick?
Ah'm actually referencin' an inztance in
Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic vhen ziz vone character 'ad inzultingly dezcribed anozer'z Mother az bein' uglier zan a Bantha viz lipztick.
Name one. I'll wait.
First and foremost, because it's horrible.
... So Kade/Skarzs is arguing with himself now? This thread is beginning to look like the back-door of the goblins's mountains, from The Hobbit.
You've never felt conflicted on a subject before? It happens.
I have, a lot of times, but I usually don't argue with myself out loud about it.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 06, 2021, 01:40:06 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 05, 2021, 08:31:50 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 05, 2021, 08:04:06 PM
Zere'z a Bantha viz lipztick zat could zit on 'er inztead...
I'm scared to ask, but why does the bantha have lipstick?
Ah'm actually referencin' an inztance in Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic vhen ziz vone character 'ad inzultingly dezcribed anozer'z Mother az bein' uglier zan a Bantha viz lipztick.
'ere'z ze zcene Ah mentioned, viz ze perzon vho uploaded it playin'a female Repulic Trooper. Ah've only ever played male characterz.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 06, 2021, 01:13:19 PM
I have, a lot of times, but I usually don't argue with myself out loud about it.
You should try it sometime.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 06, 2021, 06:36:59 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 06, 2021, 01:13:19 PM
I have, a lot of times, but I usually don't argue with myself out loud about it.
You should try it sometime.
Indeed.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 06, 2021, 06:36:59 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 06, 2021, 01:13:19 PM
I have, a lot of times, but I usually don't argue with myself out loud about it.
You should try it sometime.
'K, but not on the forums. That would be a waste of posts.
Poztz ye enjoy vaztin' are nae vazted.
They are if you'd enjoy them less than whatever else you could be doing.
Both of those are good points.
They always are.
Y'know I'm very curious what prompted putting me on trial for this.
Pretend that it's because we wanted to prove that the majority of us think you're a helpful bean.
Perhaps it is.
:)
Who voted for the second option, though?
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2021, 10:59:42 PM
Pretend that it's because we wanted to prove that the majority of us think you're a helpful bean.
Perhaps it is.
XD So comforting, thank you Bookie.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 14, 2021, 06:47:30 PM
Who voted for the second option, though?
Only the most intelligent specimens.
Mm.
Mm.
I... I'm not going to say anything hurtful. Because you're such a swell person.
Are you implying that I'm not an intelligent specimen? Well you're too late! I already implied that myself. ^-^
I would never! Only an intelligent person would be able to craft such a joke!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 16, 2021, 07:18:46 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 14, 2021, 11:00:36 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 14, 2021, 06:47:30 PM
Who voted for the second option, though?
Only the most intelligent specimens.
But I didn't...
What Skarzs said was that the people who voted for the second option were all the most intelligent specimens. However, that doesn't mean that all the intelligent specimens voted for the second option.
For example, I did not.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 07:42:00 PM
I would never! Only an intelligent person would be able to craft such a joke!
She means that, since she's not an intelligent person, she likes Com too much to vote against her.
*Is also an unintelligent person*
No you aren't.
Yes I am, because I voted that Com's a helpful bean. Because she is. ^-^
Which means you chose the correct answers, making you intelligent. ^-^
Another intelligent person has entered the fray.
(Are you talking about yourself?) :giggle:
I was already in the fray, actually.
Oh.