Rules:
1. No God Modding. You can't say like no you can't do that because this thing
2.You Can't eat people
*looks at Del*3.No Magic (unless all fighters agree to have magic)
4.You have to say what you will use in battle, before the battle
5.No overpowered things like a billion dogs
6:No guns
7.No Taniwhas (or dragons)
8.No Instakilling
If you PEEPS have any other ideas of rules please tell me
Template
Name:
Species(has to be a redwall animal):
Outfit (Can be picture or description):
Weapon (Like Outfit):
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted):
Weakness:
Skill:
Animal Sidekick (Optional) (has to be a redwall animal):
People can refer back to this template to check whether or not you are being too OP
So what exactly is the object of this game? Are we human? I would be interested in joining, but I need a bit more info :)
Any Redwall animal you can be human, And the object of this game is to defeat other players
I'm sorry, I can't join anything that doesn't include eating. ;D
Your loss :) ;) :D ;D ^-^ :laugh:
Name: Oshaw
Species: Otter
Outfit: Light armor with greenbrown gambeson
Weapons: Short sword and javelins
Team: Green
Skills: Good with weapons and taciturn
Weakness: He likes to know everything before making a move. This often leads to missed opportunities.
Animal Sidekick: Mercenary Squirrel
Name: Ooopsie (three os and yes, names are hard)
Species: Wolverine
Outfit: Snakeskin cloak, padded tunic and skull of some kind on head
Weapons: Double-bladed axe
Team: Purple
Skills: Knows how to use his axe
Weakness: Not too bright and basically all aggro
Animal Sidekick: Weasel grunt
Name: James
Species: Mouse
Outfit: Chain mail
Weapon:Short sword
Teams - Yellow
Skills:Really fast
Weakness: Basically never defends
Animal Sidekick:PUG
Hmm... So we can be human, you say... Well, in that case...
Name: Ouroboros
Species: Human
Outfit (Can be picture or description): T-shirt and shorts.
Weapon (Like Outfit): LA102 Crossover Bolt-Action Rifle chambered in .223 Remington.
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted): Blue
Weakness: Low defensive capabilities, low rate of fire.
Skill: High offensive capabilities, accurate.
Animal Sidekick (Optional): German Shepherd.
okay now that we have four people lets start
in
3
2
1
GO!
*Go straight for Ouroboros because he's the only threat* ;D
*sends pug in to flank Ouroboros*
*Charges in swerving left and right trying to dodge bullets*
/me shoots at Grey, who is moving in a straight line and is thus the easier target.
/me orders german shepherd to attack pug.
*Runs around Ouroboros so fast it looks like there is multiple "Jameses" while trying to stab Ouro
/me doesn't notice the mouse-sized... mouse running around his feet and fires a second round at Grey.
*starts slicing ouros heels*
/me looks down, thinking he's stepped on a thumbtack.
/me tries to step on TinyKreg.
Ooopsie somehow er- didn't notice he was getting shot at. It would be funny to just kill him now but...
*The wolverine is scared by the loud noise of gunfire and decides Oshaw is a better target- sends his grunt to get the shooter instead*
*puts my sword up right where Ouro is stepping and runs away for enough to not get him from leg reach*
/me get bored and takes a shot at Kreg's pug.
*Whistles loudly in Ouros ear*
/me barely hears the sound produced by such a small animal, but wonders how the hell a mouse is able to whistle.
/me shoots the pug again, whilst ordering his dog to pursue Kreg directly.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 08, 2019, 03:35:08 PM
Ooopsie somehow er- didn't notice he was getting shot at. It would be funny to just kill him now but...
*The wolverine is scared by the loud noise of gunfire and decides Oshaw is a better target- sends his grunt to get the shooter instead*
Throws a javelin and then turns and runs
/me considers taking a potshot at Tungro, but realises he has never seen an otter before and has no idea how big they are.
/me reloads his rifle and decides to put another bullet into Grey, having never seen a wolverine either and surmising that it's probably best to double tap something like that.
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 08, 2019, 04:06:28 PM
/me barely hears the sound produced by such a small animal, but wonders how the hell a mouse is able to whistle.
/me shoots the pug again, whilst ordering his dog to pursue Kreg directly.
while i'm on your shoulder???
/me Stabs Ouro in the back of the head
/me realises that there is a mouse on his shoulder and becomes quite annoyed at its repeated stabbing.
/me brushes Kreg off with a hand and tries to crush him with the rifle's stock.
Wait, scratch that. If your sword is currently embedded in the bottom of my shoe, what are you stabbing me with?
Quote from: Ouroboros on April 08, 2019, 04:20:56 PM
/me considers taking a potshot at Tungro, but realises he has never seen an otter before and has no idea how big they are.
Average of
5.9 ft 99.2 lb
Realizing that he is big, Oshaw throws a javelin and begins advancing on Ouro using random debris as cover
My tiny claws... /me falls of Ouro grabs his sword his sword while trying to weave through Ouros body
/me runs after Grey after near death
/me doubts that otters are in fact that large in reality, but takes solace in the fact that he is still bigger than it, and that it's dramatically increased size (likely caused by steroids) only make it an easier target.
/me kicks Kreg while he is under Ouroboros' foot retrieving the sword.
Probably my only post in this thread, I just need to get it all out.
*punches the next poster*
Name: Kolya
Species: Weasel
Outfit (Can be picture or description): Kilt, Cap, Ridiculously-long Scarf (Like the 4th Doctor's Scarf), and a Towel
Weapon (Like Outfit): Twin Blades
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted): Blue
Weakness: Has a tendency to develop obsessions with particular objectives which exceed reason, also he can get tangled up in his Scarf
Skill:
Animal Sidekick (Optional):
Ah'll finizh ziz later! *Bopz Chipster on ze 'ead*
*Throws Tooth pick at Head*
Now that Ouroboros is shooting Oshaw, I decide to sneak up on the human
*Sneaks onto Grey's back*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on April 12, 2019, 02:44:58 PM
Now that Ouroboros is shooting Oshaw, I decide to sneak up on the human
I might be dumb, but I ain't stupid.
/me hears the large wolverine plodding up behind him and orders his dog to distract Grey whilst he fires another round at Tungro.
*jumps off grey and stabs ouro*
/me steps 10cm to the right and watches Kreg go sailing off into the distance somewhere towards Tungro.
AAAAAAAAA
*runs away behind Ouro*
/me wonders how the hell a mouse just cancels all of its forward momentum and somehow ends up behind him, but decides that Isaac Newton must have been drunk when he invented physics anyway as not a single bullet fired at close range has managed to hit its target.
/me removes the magazine from his rifle.
While Ouro is reloading I throw another javelin and charge at him with my sword
*Throws Tooth pick (with some gum on it) at the gun to Jam the gun*
Quote from: Kreg on April 12, 2019, 05:54:32 PM
*Throws Tooth pick (with some gum on it) at the gun to Jam the gun*
/me watches the toothpick harmlessly plink off the the side of the rifle, as the breach is not open.
Quote from: Tungro on April 12, 2019, 05:53:58 PM
While Ouro is reloading I throw another javelin and charge at him with my sword
/me gets stabbed through the chest.
You forgot the one in the chamber.
/me jams the barrel of his rifle under Tungro's chin and pulls the trigger.
*runs after Tungro while swerving*
*Tungro Dies*
yayyy i winnnnn!! Screamed James
Is Ouro dead?
Also, not yet :D
Name: Rosie!
Species: Human
Outfit (Can be picture or description):
Spoiler
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/88/4b/c4/884bc4103e6959fed3f4b88eaef19439.jpg)
Weapon (Like Outfit): Like the above picture, my weapon is a longbow.
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted): Red
Weakness: Is really absent-minded and also hates hurting people and also does not know how to use a bow (I have no idea why I am fighting)
Skill: Can easily confuse opponents
Animal Sidekick (Optional): Guinea Pig named Charlemagne
Me too!
Name: Sebias
Species: Badger
Outfit: Mithril armor
Weapon: Large axe and a shield
Teams: Red?
Weakness: Rather full of myself.
Skill: Fighting, and Foretelling the future. (Is that Magic,
@Kreg ?
Animal Sidekick: Gulo the Savage.
Name: TON 618
Species: Ultramassive Black Hole
Outfit: The souls of dead stars.
Weapon: I'm a black hole. 'nuff said.
Teams: Black.
Weakness: None, I'm a flippin' black hole.
Skill: None.
Animal Sidekick: The Grim Reaper. ;D
Quote from: Delthion on April 14, 2019, 09:00:18 PM
Name: TON 618
Species: Ultramassive Black Hole
Outfit: The souls of dead stars.
Weapon: I'm a black hole. 'nuff said.
Teams: Black.
Weakness: None, I'm a flippin' black hole.
Skill: None.
Animal Sidekick: The Grim Reaper. ;D
*Gulp*
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Rules:
1. No God Modding. You can't say like no you can't do that because this thing
2.You Can't eat people *looks at Del*
3.No Magic (unless all fighters agree to have magic)
4.You have to say what you will use in battle, before the battle
5.No overpowered things like a billion dogs
If you PEEPS have any other ideas of rules please tell me
Template
Name:
Species:
Outfit (Can be picture or description):
Weapon (Like Outfit):
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted):
Weakness:
Skill:
Animal Sidekick (Optional):
People can refer back to this template to check whether or not you are being too OP
Quote from: Delthion on April 14, 2019, 09:00:18 PM
Name: TON 618
Species: Ultramassive Black Hole
Outfit: The souls of dead stars.
Weapon: I'm a black hole. 'nuff said.
Teams: Black.
Weakness: None, I'm a flippin' black hole.
Skill: None.
Animal Sidekick: The Grim Reaper. ;D
*Cough cough*
XD
*turns a corner to the battlefield holding Charlemange and cooing at him*
*looks up* Oh uhhhhh
Have fun over there guys...
*lKicks the dog and steps on James and wonders why he seems to be constantly starting and stopping his offensive!*
*Swats Grey aside with my dragon*
*Make a black javelin out of my fur and throw it at Smaug.
*But since its not a black arrow, it bounces off* *Quickly grabs the black arrow and melts it*
*is squished* *slowly crawls away*
*Kicks
@Kreg on the tail as he crawls away*
*gets kicked far away and trys to bandage up*
*Sends lighting bolt to zap Kreg, then sends another to zap
@Tungro until he posts*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 23, 2019, 07:21:13 PM
*Sends lighting bolt to zap Kreg, then sends another to zap @Tungro until he posts*
I already died :P
Quotejams the barrel of his rifle under Tungro's chin and pulls the trigger.
*Chuckles eagerly as the lighting bolt gets closer...and closer...*
*gets mirror out of pocket and shine the LIGHT bolt at seb*
*Dodges out of the way and swings my sword Glamdring at Kreg's head*
im like 250 feet away from you.....
*Pug picks me up and i throw twenty tooth picks at you*
*Using my powers I stop them in mid-air and send them back at you*
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Rule 3. No Magic (unless all fighters agree to have magic)
Oh... *Using Smaug, he breaths fire at you*
Updated rules to after this battle you need to abide to these rules.
Spoiler
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Rules:
1. No God Modding. You can't say like no you can't do that because this thing
2.You Can't eat people *looks at Del*
3.No Magic (unless all fighters agree to have magic)
4.You have to say what you will use in battle, before the battle
5.No overpowered things like a billion dogs
6:No guns
If you PEEPS have any other ideas of rules please tell me
Template
Name:
Species(has to be a redwall animal):
Outfit (Can be picture or description):
Weapon (Like Outfit):
Teams - Red, Green, Blue, Yellow (If needed/wanted):
Weakness:
Skill:
Animal Sidekick (Optional) (has to be a redwall animal):
People can refer back to this template to check whether or not you are being too OP
Ok. ;D
also changed template if you did not check it out
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 14, 2019, 08:48:31 PM
Skill: Fighting, and Foretelling the future. (Is that Magic, @Kreg ?
No I kind of meant attacking or defending magic really
OHH NOO DOUBLE POSTTT
RED ALERT! RED ALERT! ;)
*stabs seb*
*Throws a brick at Kreg*
Species: Wildcat
Outfit: Black armor, kilt, spiked shoulder pads, poison tail barb, red cloak.
Weapon: Red and black scimitar, bloodwrath, 5 daggers, poison tail barb, a small hatchet, psychoanalyzation, natural defenses.
Team: fights for the highest bidder.
Weakness: can be bribed.
Skill: Excellent fighter, smart, and cat agility.
Animal sidekick: crossbow-using rat sniper.
Can I join?
Sure!
Thanks!
*Throws a knife into kreg*
*whistles to my pug to pick me up* *as i am getting picked up I try to bandage my self up* *me and my pug hides behind a rock*
*throws a moltov cocktail behind said rock*
*pug pick up in the air a throws back*
*Sets self on fire and bearhugs kreg*
*jumps in same lake and cuts kregs wrist with poison tail*
*pug picks me up and runs away and runs into the forest trying to lose one-eye*
*Trips Kreg so that One-Eye catches up* ;D
*Jumps into the fray*
*punches kreg and strangles grey*
"Grey!! Please help me! Truce! Please!!"
*Grey's neck snaps*
OP?
No, just basic physics. A ferret is almost as tall as a wildcat, but does not have the same strength.
oh okay....
*lies on the ground*
You do realize I'm a wolverine here...
But if you wish to kill me off. Okay. Enjoy your victory.
*revives grey*
Thou art my teammate.
*Jumps into topic armed and ready* ARR HAR!!!
I don't think so...
*Snaps One-Eye's neck*
"No ressurections this time..."
TRAITOR
*before dying, I stab grey in the gut with my venom tail*
If I'm going down, you're coming with me.
*Falls atop the wildcat, together their bodies would lay for eternity*
Quote from: Kreg on June 22, 2019, 12:18:35 PM
oh okay....
I'm lying on the ground
*Carries Kreg away on a stretcher*
"Thanks Russa.." James says while losing consciousness.
Name: Cupta
Species: Taniwha
Outfit: Scales.
Weapons: Claws, teeth, breath fire, massive strength, huge tail, laser eyes.
Teams: Yellow.
Skills: Ability to use said weapons very effectively, ability to close ears, ability to thrash rifts in mountains with tail.
Weakness: Lectures on how Australia is part of New Zealand.
Animal sidekick: Balrog.
I am pretty sure that balrogs and Taniwhas are not Redwall animals.
Name: Skarpi
Species: Slothunog ;D
Outfit: Green cloak with lots of secret pockets.
Weapons: Knifes hidden in cloak, teeth, claws, strength.
Teams: Green
Weakness: Mushrooms
Skill: Lecturing about how New Zealand is part of Australia.
Animal Sidekick: Snakefish
Well, someone was using Smaug as there animal sidekick so I can have a balrog. If you want to stop me, try it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 03, 2019, 11:55:36 PM
Well, someone was using Smaug as there animal sidekick so I can have a balrog. If you want to stop me, try it.
I make the rules here you can't have that animal sidekick......
I have, I changed the rules after Smaug was chosen as a pet.
I've met you fellows!
Name: Sheev Palpatine.
Species: Human.
Home Planet: Naboo.
Weapons: First rate Sith lightning among other Sith abilities.
Weakness: Mean words that wound my delicate but large ego.
>_>
*Sends a massive shockwave of Force lightning into Skarzs's skin tissue*
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
3.No Magic (unless all fighters agree to have magic)
......
*Sends Snakefish to eat Sheevie*
*Ignites crimson lightsaber. Slashes three scales off the Snakefishes side*
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
Oh, that poor, poor Scarpi... Good thing I'm Skarpi and not Scarpi.
*Starts a lecture on how New Zealand is part of Australia*
*closes ears* Um... I did say Skarpi... Oh well. *knocks Skarpi senseless again*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 06, 2019, 12:30:51 AM
*Sends a massive shockwave of Force lightning into Skarzs's skin tissue*
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/412/663/fcd.jpg)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
*Cuts into the beast's tum-tum, then heads for Jarky*
>:D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Species: (has to be a redwall animal):
........
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 06, 2019, 04:16:55 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
*Cuts into the beast's tum-tum, then heads for Jarky*
*raises eyebrow* You were just knocked senseless. Besides, cutting through my 'tum-tum' is not so easy. *Breaths fire into Sheev's face*
Quote from: Kreg on October 07, 2019, 02:49:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Species: (has to be a redwall animal):
........
Yes, I know. I've given up having a balrog. He's just watching from the sidelines.
*Respawns in a new body*
Name: Adran.
Species: wolverine.
Outfit: armor head to toe
Weapons: Ball and chain, broadsword
Teams: Any.
Weakness: not very fast, big target, and easily irritated.
Skill: Is huge, very strong, and has moral flexibility
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 08, 2019, 10:03:53 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 06, 2019, 04:16:55 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
*Cuts into the beast's tum-tum, then heads for Jarky*
*raises eyebrow* You were just knocked senseless. Besides, cutting through my 'tum-tum' is not so easy. *Breaths fire into Sheev's face*
Quote from: Kreg on October 07, 2019, 02:49:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 06, 2019, 06:13:27 AM
*swings tail, knocking the senses from Sheev, Skarpi and Kreg with one blow* I don't really need a pet balrog anyway. He was just for show.
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Species: (has to be a redwall animal):
........
Yes, I know. I've given up having a balrog. He's just watching from the sidelines.
No the species of the character you are playing has to be a redwall character.
Slothunogs have hard heads.
*Charges Kreg*
*Is about to bite Kreg in half*
*uses tail to ram Jarky's head into Kreg, destroying them both*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 09, 2019, 07:35:03 AM
*uses tail to ram Jarky's head into Kreg, destroying them both*
Quote
No the species of the character you are playing has to be a redwall character.
*Decides to ignore the invader of the topic*
There are definitely monsters in Redwall. (Taniwha means monster)
*bites Jarky's foot*
*Slams mace and chain into Teer's head*
Quote from: Kreg on October 08, 2019, 08:00:08 PM
No the species of the character you are playing has to be a redwall character.
Then I'm afraid I have to leave.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 10, 2019, 08:12:45 PM
*Slams mace and chain into Teer's head*
*doesn't even blink as the tiny speck bounces off head* That won't do anything. *slams tail into a mountain, knocking loose an avalanche of stones and rubble onto One-Eye's head*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 10, 2019, 09:50:57 PM
Quote from: Kreg on October 08, 2019, 08:00:08 PM
No the species of the character you are playing has to be a redwall character.
Then I'm afraid I have to leave.
There are always ways around the rules.
*Hops around clutching foot*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 10, 2019, 11:06:56 AM
There are definitely monsters in Redwall. (Taniwha means monster)
*bites Jarky's foot*
There are no mountain-sized monsters with giant tails in Redwall.
*rolls eyes* Details, details. *burns Jarky's nose*
Who is this Jarky you speak of? *Skarpi shoves a claw down Teer's throat*
Who is this Teer you speak of? *Cupta burns Skarpi's nose and stomps on her toes*
Uh, I don't recall any Redwall creatures that breath fire.
*Shoves claw down Cupta's throat*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 10, 2019, 11:06:56 AM
There are definitely monsters in Redwall. (Taniwha means monster)
*bites Jarky's foot*
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/486721569620492293/632398557134979072/unknown.png?width=601&height=221)
Are your sure?
Yes, I'm sure. That is what the Taniwha has generally been accepted as. However, the word 'taniwha' literally means monster.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 12, 2019, 01:22:45 AM
Uh, I don't recall any Redwall creatures that breath fire.
*Shoves claw down Cupta's throat*
That's just because they don't want you to recall them. One day, you'll find out about the Taniwha of Redwall Abbey and it will be seared into your memory. (literally)
*bites Skarpi's paw off*
Quote from: Kreg on April 04, 2019, 09:00:50 PM
Rules:
1. No God Modding. You can't say like no you can't do that because this thing.
.....
This is getting tedious. *eats Kreg's head*
Good idea. *continues to squash Jarky's toes*
Quote from: Kreg on October 12, 2019, 05:19:41 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 09, 2019, 10:10:04 PM
*Decides to ignore the invader of the topic*
*Exchanges useless Snakefish for a scorpion* *Raises claw to cut Cupta's ear off*
*eats scorpion* We're not allowed to eat each other but eating each other's pets is allowed, right?
No....
*sigh* Fine. *spits out scorpion*
Excuse me a moment while I reform into a law abiding citizen. (This may take a while. I was pretty far gone)
............................................................................
That's better! Ahem, let me introduce myself:
Name: Nerek.
Species: Other.
Outfit: Chainmail vest over green tunic, spiked helmet, steel toe caps.
Weapons: Patu, taiha, watermelon pips and singing skills (or lack there of).
Team: Orange.
Weakness: Fish soup. (must be ingested)
Skill: Ability to use weapons to great effect, immunity to scorpion venom (due to controlled exposure as an infant), ability to make delicious food.
Animal sidekick: Comedian.
*gets up of the stretcher and wobbles into the thicket*
*Arrives on the scene*
*Poses dramatically*
Surrender. Defeat is a thing to be accepted when going against my will. In fact, kneel to me now and I might think of sparing you all to a life filled with more purpose than your currently have. It would be an honorable position: you could lick my boots clean (Literally and figuratively) or you could follow where I walk and kiss the ground where I blessed the earth by walking on it. It's your choices. ... Actually, *Pulls out a mace* Never mind, let's just finish this like civilized barbarians.
*Wobbles faster through the thicket*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2019, 03:33:19 AM
*Arrives on the scene*
*Poses dramatically*
Surrender. Defeat is a thing to be accepted when going against my will. In fact, kneel to me now and I might think of sparing you all to a life filled with more purpose than your currently have. It would be an honorable position: you could lick my boots clean (Literally and figuratively) or you could follow where I walk and kiss the ground where I blessed the earth by walking on it. It's your choices. ... Actually, *Pulls out a mace* Never mind, let's just finish this like civilized barbarians.
Seriously? *chops Seb's head off with patu* Have a nice rest, headless one.
Quote from: Kreg on October 14, 2019, 04:25:31 AM
*Wobbles faster through the thicket*
*gives Kreg a good, solid whack to speed him up* You're welcome.
*Goes after Kreg*
*Quietly tries climbs up a tree*
*Sneaks up behind Teer and stabs her neck*
Who is this Teer you speak of? *Nerek kills One-Eye with one swing of her patu*
*Claws Kreg's throat out, then charges Nerek*
*dodges Skarpi and then chops her head off as she runs past* Goodbye.
. . . This isn't how to battle. Y'all are just killing each other.
*sits down behind a rock and plays with my guinea pig*
Does anyone have some vegetables I can steal?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 15, 2019, 08:13:36 AM
*Claws Kreg's throat out, then charges Nerek*
How do you know where? I'm Hiding on top of tree.
Quote from: Kreg on April 05, 2019, 06:12:23 PM
Species: Mouse
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 15, 2019, 02:02:05 PM
. . . This isn't how to battle. Y'all are just killing each other.
I know....
*Hands Rosie a carrot*
Excuse me now while I avenge the RRR...
*Beheads Nerek with her own patu*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 04:30:35 AM
Who is this Teer you speak of? *Nerek kills One-Eye with one swing of her patu*
*points to self* wolverine. armour. You'r stone hairbrush has no chance XD
*as Nerek is dying, she painfully gasps out her final wish* Rosie gets all my vegetables. *dies*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINALLY KILLED THE PENGUINS LEADER!!!
*Goes off to kill some more people*
No you didn't. That was Nerek, not Shisteer. The great and mighty Taniwha still lives. (besides, you didn't kill Nerek. Grey did)
Oh.
C'mon, Grey! We have people to kill!
*puts flower on Nerek's grave* She was a good other. I will remember her and and avenge her death. Now...
*burns Grey to a crisp, then eats him* I have your mana and your life! *does the same to One-Eye for good measure*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on October 15, 2019, 03:10:30 PM
*Hands Rosie a carrot*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 15, 2019, 11:22:03 PM
*as Nerek is dying, she painfully gasps out her final wish* Rosie gets all my vegetables. *dies*
Gee, thanks guys :D
*feeds the carrot and unspecified vegetables to my guinea pig who devours them like a lawn mower*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 16, 2019, 12:00:03 AM
*puts flower on Nerek's grave* She was a good other. I will remember her and and avenge her death. Now...
*burns Grey to a crisp, then eats him* I have your mana and your life! *does the same to One-Eye for good measure*
*Sticks in teer's throat*
Even dead, I'm wreaking havoc!
*burns One-Eye a bit more till he turns into ash, then swallows him the rest of the way*
Even with a dead wildcat stuck in my throat, I have a solution.
Instakilling is boring.
Maybe but I wasn't aiming for entertaining, I was aiming for revenge. (and getting One-Eye and Grey's mana)
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 16, 2019, 07:12:57 AM
Instakilling is boring.
'Tis. And yet they know no other way.
And it's hard to put a stop to instakilling when everyone else does it. What's the point of doing something more entertaining if the next post will wash away anything you could've come up with?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 15, 2019, 11:23:26 PM
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FINALLY KILLED THE PENGUINS LEADER!!!
*Goes off to kill some more people*
No you didn't. I am the leader of the penguin army, not Teer.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on October 16, 2019, 09:03:46 PM
And it's hard to put a stop to instakilling when everyone else does it. What's the point of doing something more entertaining if the next post will wash away anything you could've come up with?
I agree. I tried to stop it, but it turned out to be very difficult.
Now to avenge the RRR!
*Respawns*
Name: Iiiiiiiooollppgtedrr
Species: Wolf
Outfit: Armour and helmet with visor, belt, lots of bone tailrings
Weapons: Sword, bow and arrows, claws, teeth, hose connected to hidden tank of fish soup
Teams: RRR
Weaknesses: Very sensitive about her ego, deaf.
Skills: Very fast, strong.
Animal Sidekick: Mosquito carrying diseases
Avenging your fallen comrades is going to be difficult. The easily killed one is already dead. Your mosquitoes will be useless because they don't eat reptile blood. In fact, they'd be more likely to eat you.Your weapons are not strong enough to go through my scales and fish soup is delicious. Deepest apologies but avenging the RRR is impossible. (please note, the apologies are deep, not necessarily sincere)
Except we can just instakill you and don't need a reason for it because this is the Cellars.
True.
*resurrects the RRR and instakills teer*
*Brings Teer back to life with a Vanilla Muffin of Life*
*I behead russa and feed teer a chocolate muffin of death*
*Squirts fish soup down Teer's gullet just to make sure*
*Is dead*
*Is facepawing.*
*spits out muffin of death, then drinks soup and licks lips* That was good soup! Can I have some more? *brings Russa back to life and then kills all the savages who dared to hurt my teacher* (That means Jarky, One-Eye and Grey)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 01:03:54 AM
*spits out muffin of death, then drinks soup and licks lips* That was good soup! Can I have some more? *brings Russa back to life and then kills all the savages who dared to hurt my teacher* (That means Jarky, One-Eye and Grey)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 21, 2019, 01:03:54 AM
Name: Nerek.
Species: Other.
Outfit: Chainmail vest over green tunic, spiked helmet, steel toe caps.
Weapons: Patu, taiha, watermelon pips and singing skills (or lack there of).
Team: Orange.
Weakness: Fish soup. (must be ingested)
Skill: Ability to use weapons to great effect, immunity to scorpion venom (due to controlled exposure as an infant), ability to make delicious food.
Animal sidekick: Comedian.
Ahem.
And me and Grey never hurt Russa.
*Creates a new body twice as big as teer*
Fight me.
*Plays
*
Nerek's weakness is fish soup, not Teer or Cupta's. The Taniwha are both reptiles and absolutely adore fish soup. (Nerek is dead and buried so nothing can hurt her now)
*Lectures Cupta about how new Zealand is part of Australia*
*Cupta closes here ears and ignores One-Eye's lecture*
*The arena slowly starts to crumble and molten lava starts to pour out from the forests*
*Raises eyebrow*
*ignores lava and continues eating cucumber*
Quote from: Kreg on October 26, 2019, 06:08:26 PM
*The arena Continues to crumbleFaster now and molten lava Continues faster now to pour out from the forests*
So Kreg's the one starting all the fires in California......
What a wicked child! *finishes cucumber and starts eating capsicum*
RUN AWAY DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!!!
*Walks up to Teer* Can I have cucumber?
Sure. *gets cucumber from backpack and hands it to Jarky*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 02:51:07 AM
RUN AWAY DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!!!
RUN AWAY DOO DOO DOO DOO!!
What has this thread become...
It WAS people insta-murdering each other just a little bit ago. I'd say this is a positive development.
Yes, we've improved greatly.
*The lava makes everyone need to climb up the tree in the middle of the arena or somehow stay off the ground*
*runs at full speed towards the tree*
Help!
*sits down in lava* Oooh, that's good! Lava makes the best spa. *closes eyes blissfully*
NOW WE'RE SAFE DO DO, DO-DO-DO! NOW WE'RE SAFE DO DO, DO-DO-DO! NOW WE'RE SAFE DO DO, DO-DO-DO! NOW WE'RE SAFE!
*screeches with laughter.*
*keeps singing 'Baby Shark'*
*dunks Ebby's head in hot lava*
*is dying* Arrrgh! *dies and moves to other topics*
*cremates Ebby's dead body and scatters the ashes ceremoniously* I will remember you, my friend. *goes back to enjoying hot lava bath*
Ave atque vale, Ebby.
RIP in pieces.
This lava is cooling down. *flies out of lava and sits on rock to watch it harden*
Quote from: Booklover on December 16, 2019, 02:27:31 PM
Ave atque vale, Ebby.
RIP in pieces.
Isn't it supposed to be Rest In Pieces not Rest In Peace in pieces?
It works either way.
True. And I don't care anyway, because I'm dead.
Oh. I'll start a funeral for you.
Oh goody.
Indeed. It will be a very joyous occasion. (and the food will be good)
Yippee. (can you tell how enthusiastic I am?)
Overflowing.
*Black hole appears in the middle of the arena.*
Kreg, may I join the brawl in my "Human Sith Figure"?
Once this black hole is done sucking up the universe we can battle.
*Uses spell to close the black hole* Sorry... Hero instincts kicked in...
Kreg, emphases on "Human".
Human?
*Summons 4 black holes around Seb* *Tackles Seb* G'bye Y'all!
(https://giant.gfycat.com/ShimmeringCostlyAustralianshelduck.gif)
is it to late to join?
*swings sword at Rub* Nope!
Name: Corporal Rubbadub
Species: Hare
Outfit: Basically Robin Hood outfit, Lincoln Green and Brown loose outfit, brown boots, and green feathered robin hood cap. brown belt across back and from shoulder across to opposite hip.
Weapon: double bladed axe, bow and arrows strapped across back.
Team: Red
Weakness:Gluttony :D
Sidekick: Rackety Tam MacBurl
*ducks and counters lass's sword*
*Summons portal and drops pile of rocks on Rubba*
*eats the rocks in before they hit the ground*
*spins away from the rocks, climbs up a tree and begins sniping at the Enemy*
*shoots two black arrows at Seb*
Yum, rocks!
Can I have some?
5.No overpowered things like a billion dogs
6:No guns
7.No Taniwhas (or dragons)
Hey Seb...lookie here...
Wait...you're on the red team...Woops...
*Iiiiiiiooollppgtedrr is now on a team of her own*
*Iiiiiiiooollppgtedrr gains five points because the judges can't pronounce the name.*
Wait, there must be a mistake. It says you can't eat otherbeasts in the rules!
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 15, 2020, 10:53:23 PM
*shoots two black arrows at Seb*
*Manages to dodge one, but is nicked by the other* Hmm. That hurt. *Slashes Rubba with magic whip*
(http://www.foxforcefivenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctor-strange-gif-4-1.gif)
*gets a balrog whip (much bigger than Dr. Strange's)*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 18, 2020, 12:52:12 AM
*gets a balrog whip (much bigger than Dr. Strange's)*
(Indeed. Quite a bit bigger, I'd say)
*Punches Rubba out of his body*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/sectorcine/2016/10/26/doctor-strange-04b.gif)
*floats into and takes control of Seb's body, making him punch himself* ;D :P
Oi! :laugh:
*Turns back time and slams Rubba's face into a wall*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 01:01:30 AM
Oi! :laugh:
*Turns back time and slams Rubba's face into a wall*
(but i'm in and controlling your body, so when you slam my face into the wall, i don't feel the pain, and your feeling it) :P ;D
(Nah, I turned back time to before you had taken control of my body) ;D
(https://joelsperanza.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/doctor-strange.gif)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 01:01:30 AM
Oi! :laugh:
*Turns back time and slams Rubba's face into a wall*
*turns back and slams the whole wall into Seb's face* :D
*Herman arrives*
Herman Adam Smith:
Age: Young.
Body type: Husky.
Weapons: Vibranium Katanas.
bye herman ;D *rakkety tam runs in swinging his claymore* *Rubba runs in swinging axe*
*Without saying a word, Herman unsheathes his katanas, and thrusts his husky blue body across the ground, over Rubbadub's head, and toward Sebias's shins* *Herman cuts the previously mentioned shins*
*rakkety takes on herman, while rubba takes on seb*
*chops off one of seb's fingers* *turns to help with herman*
*Seb screams with pain, dropping to the ground. Swinging out with his weapon at Herman, he threw a pawful of sand into Rub's eyes* "For Redwall, Gondor, and Corndauga!"
*instinctivly drops to the ground and rolls away, brushing the sand out of his eyes*
*Jumps forward and tackles Rub*
*starts laughing* Hahahahahahaha! *shakes with laughter* ohmy haha-seb-haha- look behind-yohoohoo!