I'm Judge Sebias, and I welcome you all to bring all of your cases to my court. I shall hand pick the jury myself so if you get a mention in this topic, chances are you have just got a court summons or you are part of the jury. ;D
So... any cases yet?
@Sebias of Redwall : The Honorable Supreme Judge.
@Keva Strongbow: Head Juror.
Head juror?
Sure! Welcome!
Do I get to be the bailiff too?
So, who's guilty?
I'd like
@Keva Strongbow and I's divorce to be finalized.
Alright. *Runs hands together* I'll summon the jury.
Sebias 1#
@Tungro Sebias 2#
@MathLuk Sebias 3#
@The SkarzsSebias 4#
@One-Eye the wildcat @Keva Strongbow !!!!!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 06:09:07 PM
I'd like @Keva Strongbow and I's divorce to be finalized.
I'd like second that! And also file a complaint about being shipped with Grey in the first place! ( No offense of course, Grey ) ;D What happened to FREEDOM??
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on May 29, 2019, 06:17:10 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 06:09:07 PM
I'd like @Keva Strongbow and I's divorce to be finalized.
I'd like second that! And also file a complaint about being shipped with Grey in the first place! ( No offense of course, Grey ) ;D What happened to FREEDOM??
Err... No. ;D
Okay... I'd like to file a complaint against the judge.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 06:19:44 PM
Okay... I'd like to file a complaint against the judge.
YESS!!!! :D
Umm....No. If you'd like you could go to the Supreme judge... An awesome fellow named Sebias of Redwall. Oh wait! That's me! ;D
*Files complaint*
Supreme Judge: "Hmm... Complaint denied."
*Supreme Judge inexplicably dies*
And I get elected as the new Supreme Judge. ;D
Grey is now on trial for the murder of the old Judge.
What say you,
@Tungro ?
I'm inocent..
*Cough cough* I'm sure.
I am. I plead not guilty. This trial is a sham!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 06:48:33 PM
I am. I plead not guilty. This trial is a sham!
I shall put that down on the things I must look into. *Writes it down on my list* Now, since most of the jury isn't here, I shall make the ultimate choice.
*ponders for a minute* GREY IS GUILTY!
What's the penalty for being guilty?
I second that! What say you, your honor?
Hmm.... He must poke
@The Skarzs in the eye.... and *live* with the consequences...
I belive the penalty should be... getting eaten alive!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2019, 07:11:26 PM
Hmm.... He must poke @The Skarzs in the eye.... and *live* with the consequences...
😱😱
Is this a courtroom so we can all file for divorces? ;D
Yes. But I rarely ever let them through...
I WANT A DIVORCE
But Del didn't even marry you two yet. Once he doesyou might have to *Cough* Bribe *Cough* Convince me too give you a divorce. ;D
Reinstate the death penalty.
Fine. Grey must kiss One-Eye's boots.
HAHAHAHA
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2019, 06:36:47 PM
And I get elected as the new Supreme Judge. ;D
Grey is now on trial for the murder of the old Judge.
What say you, @Tungro ?
We should execute him immediately!
*Looks at One-Eye's filthy boots, shudders*
But I'm *not* guilty your honor. And can provide evidence that I was framed!
*Pulls out file* As the courtroom should know I came into this courthouse to file a divorce. The true reason behind this is that I have long feared my wife to be a serial killer.
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.
I leave the evidence to you, but must stress that executing an innocent man, or forcing him to poke Skarzs in the eye, or feeding him to something, or making him kiss a pair of filthy boots reflect negatively on your first case.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 08:43:31 PM
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.
We took the liberty of examining the evidence and we concluded that you are guilty of more counts of murder and grievous bodily harm than she. Therefore you are sentenced to death by hanging.
*Bangs hammer*
Case closed! Scheduled for execution at dawn tomorrow!
B-b-but I'm not on trial for those murders!
To late, you have already been convicted.
NEXT!
I want to divorce russa.
According to our records, you are not officially married
Quote from: Tungro on May 29, 2019, 11:25:00 PM
According to our records, you are not officially married
^^^^
Quote from: Tungro on May 29, 2019, 09:07:56 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 29, 2019, 08:43:31 PM
If you would be so kind as to look through a discussion here entitled 'Kill the Previous poster' you will find that my (hopefully ex) wife is guilty of several counts of murder and grievous bodily harm.
We took the liberty of examining the evidence and we concluded that you are guilty of more counts of murder and grievous bodily harm than she. Therefore you are sentenced to death by hanging.
*Bangs hammer*
Case closed! Scheduled for execution at dawn tomorrow!
Eh hem! Very good Tungro. *Bangs hammer* Case closed!
Yay, the death penalty is back!
I didn't even listen to the rest of the hearing. :laugh:
*Crying*
C-can I kiss One-Eye's boots instead?
This is not how court works...
I think Seb just wants more places to kill me in
Quote from: Ouroboros on May 30, 2019, 07:53:33 AM
This is not how court works...
Welcome to the Cellars.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 04:01:05 AM
*Crying*
C-can I kiss One-Eye's boots instead?
Hmm...I might reconsider....
You could try begging or bribing me ;D
How about blackmail?
*Crosses arms*
No reviews.
I don't think that's in accordance with the Floret Convention.
Quote from: MathLuk on May 30, 2019, 03:33:29 PM
I don't think that's in accordance with the Floret Convention.
^^^^^ ;D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 03:32:29 PM
How about blackmail?
*Crosses arms*
No reviews.
Well that's....playing dirty. :-\
Reviews are sancrosact.
They are, and will be untouched.
Quote from: MathLuk on May 30, 2019, 03:36:27 PM
Reviews are sancrosact.
They are, and will be untouched.
Exactly. What he said.
Fine.... Hmmm... Please don't kill me?
Hmm... I will. After you grovel at my feet a little bit more. ;D
hehehe...
I'm waiting. *Taps foot*
... What exactly do you want me to do?
GROVEL OR LICK MY BOOTS
B-b-but your boots are dirty! *Gulp*
You're behind on two Sebias... hypocritical...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 08:31:09 PM
B-b-but your boots are dirty! *Gulp*
You're behind on two Sebias... hypocritical...
Oh hush. :P Great review btw. :)
Thanks you. I try.
Do I still have to lick his boots?
No.
Phew
Actually....well....Since your review was so good I decided to let you go. CASE DISMISSED!!!
What's next on the list? Do you have something, One-Eye?
I want to divorce russa.
Was my review good enough to get me and Keva officially divorced? I mean she *is* getting remarried
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 08:35:31 PM
Was my review good enough to get me and Keva officially divorced? I mean she *is* getting remarried
Hmm...You might have to do another... I don't take bribes of course though. ::)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 08:35:23 PM
I want to divorce russa.
Hmm... You already reviewed....so....let's see....maybe if you review the next chapter? ;D
Well I *would* do another but you didn't update again and I've already reviewed your other chapters sooo...
And it's not exactly a bribe your honor.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 30, 2019, 08:37:46 PM
And it's not exactly a bribe your honor.
Hmm...I guess it's more like I'm rewarding you for doing good. ;D
Guess you and One-Eye shall have to wait then. ;D
*Mumblemumbleangrygrumble* I have to wait for your reviews and my divorce... *mumblemumbleangrygrumble*
;D
Any more cases?
*Leaves*
I'll take that as a no?
I want to sue grey, keva, you, skarz and delthion for attempting to beat me up in the ships thread.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 08:42:43 PM
I want to sue grey, keva, you, skarz and delthion for attempting to beat me up in the ships thread.
Hmm...They make most of the jury so you might have a problem there... Maybe try suing them one at a time?
Okay, delthion first. He tried to eat me on multiple occasions.
He has eaten me once or twice I think. but it's not *that* bad, just very uncomfortable.
Eh hem. Alright then.
@Delthion ! You have been summoned!
Grey, would you like to be one of the jury this time?
Can I be a jury?
Sure I guess.
But you are accusing him, aren't you?
Who Del? Well not exactly. I believe that the truth is important and justice must be served. So I'm not exactly accusing, just laying out the facts and stuff
I am.
I meant One-Eye...
Not everything's about you Grey. ;D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 30, 2019, 08:48:50 PM
I am.
Hmm...I guess you could....
Order in the court! *bangs hammer*
*Grabs hammer from Tungro* Now don't get too big fer your britches there, sonny boy.
Yeah, it would be such a shame if you didn't make it. >:D
*shoots gun in the air*
SILENCE PEASANTS!!
WHO YOU CALLING A PEASANT!!?? Eh hem. I mean, sit down Tungro. Did you have something to say?
*Pulls out my pistols* like 'em? They're ak47s without the stock. Oh, and armour peircing rounds.
*Bangs hammer* ORDER IN THE COURT!!!!
Ok.
Thank you. *Shuffles through papers* Now, we should probably wait for Del to show up so we can finish his case. Are there any more?
Tungro, for assault! He fired a gun at me.
No, unless you were hanging from the roof in which case you deserved to be shot for contempt in the court.
Am I on the jury? :D
Can I be part of the jury? I have no one to put on trial. *sniffs*
As head juror, I appoint you juror #6!
Oh yay! I'm on the jury! :D
Oh, that reminds me, keva. I am sueing you for assault and battery against me in the ships thread.
Well... My brother is the judge and I'm on the jury so... :D
Hmm... Well actually..I have more posts..so :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on May 31, 2019, 12:49:26 AM
Can I be part of the jury? I have no one to put on trial. *sniffs*
Welcome to the jury! :)
I amthe same rank. posts dont matter.
Everything in my court is fair so I'll decide. Hmm...Keva's my sister so she ranks slightly higher.... ;D Unless I get *cough* Bribed *cough*
What would you accept as a bribe?
Free spoilers?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 31, 2019, 04:00:49 AM
I amthe same rank. posts dont matter.
I'll have to remember that when u pass me up in posts;)
If you just so happen to find keva guilty, I will answer one question about Sixclaw.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 31, 2019, 04:06:43 AM
What would you accept as a bribe?
Whatever I need at the moment. Like someone to sing me a poem. ;D
Quote from: MathLuk on May 31, 2019, 04:08:22 AM
Free spoilers?
Don't you dare! I want to be surprised. :)
Deal. Case first.
You still haven't paid the real judge head juror yet
I know I'll uphold my end of the bargain, but I don't know if he will, which is why I'm withholding the payment.
You know... Seb's courthouse is really mean to whoever brings in their problems...
aaaaannd thats why you are not on the jury!
Actually Seb said I could be in it. But then I wasn't on the jury list so... :(
You're charged
Huh? Me or One-Eye? And if me, what did I do?
You, for questioning who I'm charging ;D
Okay... What do I have to do this time to save my skin?
Kiss Jack's boots ;D
B-b-but- aren't I part of the jury too?
The charged are automatically removed from jury duty until the trial is over cannot be on the jury.
Is there anything else I can do?
Jack's boots aren't that bad but...
Kiss my ring ;D
I'm going to regret this...
*Goes green in the face, but kisses Jack's boots*
Is it my turn to make someone suffer now?
Say the name
Doesn't Sebias have to bang the hammer or something? :D
I substitute for Sebias ;) *Bangs Hammer*
Grey uploaded a video of me dancing onto the internet without my consent. I want the video taken down and grey sued.
U should see it Tungro! *pulls out phone* here it is :D
Hey keva! Look at this conveniently uploaded video of you doing the same exact thing! Congragulations! You are now the most-hated person on the internet!
Well at least it's just on the internet ;) Can't please everybody ;D
It made us laugh so hard we decided not to convict ;D
*bangs hammer*
*Stamps CASE CLOSED*
NEXT!
For once I wasn't convicted *Breathes in relief*
Hmmm, I don't really have anyone to sue... MathLuk for not being in the cellars often enough? Is that even a crime?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 08:41:27 PM
MathLuk for not being in the cellars often enough? Is that even a crime?
Yes, it is a crime worthy of a full sentence of social confinement in the Cellars!
Case closed I take it?
If it wasn't a legit crime we could always make it one by being the jury anyways :D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on May 31, 2019, 08:44:46 PM
Case closed I take it?
It will be, but I think we should let MathLuk have a chance to give some final words while still free
That's prolly a good idea... We are a "fair" court after all ;D
@MathLuk On another note- One-eye hanged me without going through fair trial first. Is this worthy of punishment?
Hmm, it will be taken into consideration.
Thank you.
I want to sue Tammo for allowing the site to crash
Careful there, if you sue the mayor of the town, there might be consequences if you loose
Isnt there always consequences if u lose? ;D
Yes, but these are extra tough consequences, he is the mayor after all
It will be a secret. I shall defend and prosecute!
Hi, um, I'm here for court? I know I'm mayor and all that, but I thought I should get it out now that I am notnot corrupt and will notnot lock the prosecution team out of their accounts if I am found guilty.
Also, can you @ me whenever I'm needed pretty please ;D
NOnonononomonononnononno. Nothing happened, I never said anything. Please don't kill/lock me!
So you'll be my defense attorney then! :D
Yes! If it will save me... :-\
I will warn you of secret plots and happenings.
Who? Me or Tammo?
Both of you
My defence: Tammo is not in control of the internet.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 02, 2019, 09:51:50 PM
Yes! If it will save me... :-\
It will! ......Unless I'm guilty C:-)
Pssst Tammo, he's denying your Admin powers exist!
No! Though you, Grey, are saying that he has the power to crash my site so you're accusing him!
Nope
The complaint was filed by you. We have evidence. Jack, you have been removed from the jury.
*Sits in the jury*
I am your replacement.
Grumblegrumblegrumble.
@Sebias of Redwall, can you announce Tammo not guilty and free of charges and put me back on the jury? Please? Pwease? *puppy eyes*
And can I stay on the jury? (And get my divorce already? I*did* review today...)
As usual. What are the bribes? :P
You are the best judge! Does that count as a bribe?
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 02, 2019, 10:17:32 PM
You are the best judge! Does that count as a bribe?
I love compliments...but no. Not quite. ;D
Uhhhhhhhhh... Great questions in general discussion?????????? (what do you count as a bribe)
I review your stuff man- I don't have anything else to give you!
And you said I could be on the jury!
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 02, 2019, 10:17:32 PM
You are the best judge! Does that count as a bribe?
That was a review on your judging skills.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 02, 2019, 10:21:50 PM
Uhhhhhhhhh... Great questions in general discussion?????????? (what do you count as a bribe)
Hmm... If you have time you could maybe read and review a fanfic that I've writing on FanFiction.net. That would be VERY good bribing. ;D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 02, 2019, 10:22:10 PM
I review your stuff man- I don't have anything else to give you!
And you said I could be on the jury!
Hmm... I guess you can. *Pats Grey on the back* welcome aboard!
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 02, 2019, 10:25:22 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 02, 2019, 10:17:32 PM
You are the best judge! Does that count as a bribe?
That was a review on your judging skills.
Err...Sort of...but no. ;D
Review his fanfics Jack and he'll do anything for you. This applies to everyone *except* me...
Or maybe not. Are me and Keva divorced?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 02, 2019, 10:27:17 PM
Review his fanfics Jack and he'll do anything for you. This applies to everyone *except* me...
Or maybe not. Are me and Keva divorced?
Lol. Well.........
...
.......
...
Maybe if your review each chapter twice? :laugh:
... you can't with an account. I'm giving you free art though, does that count?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 02, 2019, 10:32:14 PM
... you can't with an account. I'm giving you free art though, does that count?
Hmm...It just might be enough. :) I'll have to have
@Tungro check some papers though....
...
.....
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...
....
........
But he'll make me kiss a boot again!
If you'd like I could pick something else for you to do instead...
Like?
Hmm...probably something with Skarzs's socks... ;)
Huh?
Remember that one topic where we both had to make a potion... Ah never mind.
So what do I have to do to get this divorce?
Well.... I guess I could probably....maybe...sort've....
*looks around and slowly starts inching out of the court room while everyone's distracted*
AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!
*Grabs Tammo by the collar* AH HA! Trying to escape justice, eh?
Forget about him! *Pushes Tammo out*
What about my divorce? You have *one* paper to stamp Seb.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 04:39:31 AM
Forget about him! *Pushes Tammo out*
I don't ignore my important clients though... (You don't count obviously) ;D :P ::)
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 04:39:31 AM
What about my divorce? You have *one* paper to stamp Seb.
Hmm...
..
...
...................
...
Hmm...
....................hmm.....
Okay. *Signs paper* You owe me big time though...
YEEEEEES!
*Hugs paper*
Thank you so much! You won't regret this I promise!
*Drags Tammo back in*
Where do you think you're going?
@Captain Tammo you have been summoned. *Drumroll* DUN DUN DUUUUNN!!!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 04:44:26 AM
YEEEEEES!
*Hugs paper*
Thank you so much! You won't regret this I promise!
I shall remember that. ;D
I'll do anything you want for the next week! I am NO LONGER MARRIED!
Until you get shipped again.... :P
*Pushes Tammo out of room*
Yeah, lets not get into that.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 03:36:51 PM
*Pushes Tammo out of room*
Yeah, lets not get into that.
Why not? *Leads Tammo back in*
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!! ;D
UNHAND ME, PEASANTS! Non-staff members scare me. Where is my posh society of aged cider and plush pillows!?
Erm, I mean.... I love the cellars? It's full of things that... don't terrify me as admin?
CAPTAIN TAMMO!
Thou hath been charged for letting the forum crash! What sayest thou? Defend thyself!
*Peers at Tammo over glasses* Yes please.
DEFEND!
@Jack the Quick , my bulletproof defense testimony, if you please!
This should be good.
@Jack the Quick! Come defend your client!
It's bulletproof? Shall we test that? *loads gun*
I'm getting rather nervous at how long Captain Tammo is looking at this topic... What's so interesting? The rather corrupt fun way I run the court perhaps? :) ;) :P
Do we need to have a police headquarters to assist the jury? ;D
I'm the security. I can handle it.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 03, 2019, 07:04:19 PM
I'm the security. I can handle it.
I thought you were evil though?
An excellent point!! I'll apply for the job! :D One-eye want to be my deputy?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:06:15 PM
An excellent point!! I'll apply for the job! :D One-eye want to be my deputy?
I actually already told you so... ::)
Ok.
Woohoo! So let's start the day with some doughnuts One-eye! :D
*munches donut*
Why thank you! *eats donut as well*
Well. Del is inactive until mid-june sooo. (And its your turn to get shipped next...)
I'm very interested in seeing how we can er- bring justice- to Tammo.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 07:31:17 PM
Well. Del is inactive until mid-june sooo. (And its your turn to get shipped next...)
I don't think its my turn! Isn't it yours again?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 03, 2019, 07:31:17 PM
I'm very interested in seeing how we can er- bring justice- to Tammo.
Honestly...me too.
Murder him?
Hmm...no.
Can I be the executioner? (Oh please murder ios boring... lets be creative...)
And no Seb, it's *your* turn ;D
No...it's Jack's turn.
Tammo is innocent because he cannot control my internet. He has admin powers over people in his area, not me.
Is that a valid excuse?
I think its a decent argument... but decents not good enough...
Jack made a good point, but it still is Tammo's fault. GUILTY!
I must say Jack gave a very persuasive defense... But I'll go along with the rest of the jury's decision ;D
@Captain Tammo you are officially banished from the topic "count as high as possible" ;D (At least for a while)
CASE CLOSED! *Bangs hammer*
I beg you, don't condemn me to being locked out!
Why would I do that?
The desicion has been made!
Tammo will lock me out! 8(
How about part of the penalty is Tammo cannot lock Jack out? ;D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:51:14 PM
How about part of the penalty is Tammo cannot lock Jack out? ;D
That's an idea...
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:51:14 PM
How about part of the penalty is Tammo cannot lock Jack out? ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:44:31 PM
@Captain Tammo you are officially banished from the topic "count as high as possible" ;D (At least for a while)
CASE CLOSED! *Bangs hammer*
Lets do both!
I believe the jury will agree with that? :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:51:14 PM
How about part of the penalty is Tammo cannot lock Jack out? ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:44:31 PM
@Captain Tammo you are officially banished from the topic "count as high as possible" ;D (At least for a while)
CASE CLOSED! *Bangs hammer*
Lets do both!
I agree! *Bangs hammer* DONE!
@PaulTheMarlfox He is my recruit.
Niiicccceeee! :D
Hello! ;D
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 03, 2019, 09:54:35 PM
Hello! ;D
Hey there! Welcome to the Forum! Mind if I call you 'Paul'?
Sure! That is okay with me, Jack today literally just asked me to make an account and I just went along with it. ;D
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 03, 2019, 10:01:47 PM
Sure! That is okay with me, Jack today literally just asked me to make an account and I just went along with it. ;D
Well I hope you enjoy the Forum.
I hope we don't scare you away by how weird we are... :P
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 03, 2019, 10:01:47 PM
Sure! That is okay with me, Jack today literally just asked me to make an account and I just went along with it. ;D
Sebias did practically the same for me :D
It does not matter if you are weird or not, I want to get into the book series soon as again Jack today asked me to create an account. He showed me a picture of a Marlfox and I agreed it was cool, and said I would create an account. He also said this thread was fun. :D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:53:58 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:51:14 PM
How about part of the penalty is Tammo cannot lock Jack out? ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:44:31 PM
@Captain Tammo you are officially banished from the topic "count as high as possible" ;D (At least for a while)
CASE CLOSED! *Bangs hammer*
Lets do both!
I agree! *Bangs hammer* DONE!
And a plague on both your houses! I'm banning both of your accounts! Ten seconds each.
MINIMUM!
Quote from: Captain Tammo on June 04, 2019, 02:22:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:53:58 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 03, 2019, 07:52:08 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 03, 2019, 07:51:14 PM
How about part of the penalty is Tammo cannot lock Jack out? ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2019, 07:44:31 PM
@Captain Tammo you are officially banished from the topic "count as high as possible" ;D (At least for a while)
CASE CLOSED! *Bangs hammer*
Lets do both!
I agree! *Bangs hammer* DONE!
And a plague on both your houses! I'm banning both of your accounts! Ten seconds each. MINIMUM!
*Gasp* How mean! :P
When is the 10 seconds going to happen? >8( Also, are you targeting Jack and Keva, Jack and Sebias, or Sebias and Keva?
Hi Paul! Nice to have some more vermin around here. Even if Marlfoxes are a 'superior' breed.
Ehh, I do not know much about the series but Jack helped me create this account and we agree Marlfoxes are cool :)
Welcome to the forum.
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 04, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
When is the 10 seconds going to happen? >8( Also, are you targeting Jack and Keva, Jack and Sebias, or Sebias and Keva?
Sebias and Jack... But someone else could volunteer! ;D
Ban went into effect about 9 seconds ago
Quote from: Captain Tammo on June 04, 2019, 04:59:09 PM
Ban went into effect about 9 seconds ago
Hopefully those are some pretty loooonnnnggg seconds. :)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2019, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 04, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
When is the 10 seconds going to happen? >8( Also, are you targeting Jack and Keva, Jack and Sebias, or Sebias and Keva?
Sebias and Keve... But someone else could volunteer! ;D
I think he meant Sebias and Jack ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2019, 03:49:03 PM
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 04, 2019, 02:32:45 PM
When is the 10 seconds going to happen? >8( Also, are you targeting Jack and Keva, Jack and Sebias, or Sebias and Keva?
Sebias and Jack... But someone else could volunteer! ;D
*Cough cough* Don't question the Supreme Judge.
Or you might just disappear...
...Umm...No. ;D
That sounded like I was threatening the judge. I was threatning Keva.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 04, 2019, 08:04:36 PM
That sounded like I was threatening the judge. I was threatning Keva.
Oh. Okay then. I was gonna say... ;D
I charge Grey, One-eye and Skarzs with association with criminal activities
I have a recruit!
@the_yeeting_boi ;D
hai
Hello yeeting. I am Grey, resident oversensitive ferret
I am Jack, the squirrel who is also a jurist and a deputy sheriff.
:o i charge car the marlfox with [redacted by mod]
Ah, er- lets not get hasty here guys. Please look at the rules of the forum.
Quote from: the_yeeting_boi on June 04, 2019, 09:49:14 PM
:o i charge car the marlfox with [redacted by mod]
What happened to our peaceful court?
I have not done anything wrong, except bumping off a major crime lord. So really, you should be thanking me. (I sound like the SJW now...)
As a counter suit I would like to first point out that he has no evidence while my counter suit about the fact that he is breaking forum rules has evidence being his current statement which speaks of thing that are as of now ruled as not to speak of on this forum. >:(
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 04, 2019, 10:56:10 PM
As a counter suit I would like to first point out that he has no evidence while my counter suit about the fact that he is breaking forum rules has evidence being his current statement which speaks of thing that are as of now ruled as not to speak of on this forum. >:(
The court finds Paul not guilty. :)
Thank you! :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 04, 2019, 09:38:37 PM
I charge Grey, One-eye and Skarzs with association with criminal activities
Lets get back to business.
Hmm...quite. *Shuffles papers* Would you mind summoning them, Jack?
Im here.
I came before you summoned me. You can analyze all you want. I have not done anything wrong.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 05, 2019, 08:47:28 PM
I came before you summoned me. You can analyze all you want. I have not done anything wrong.
Hmm... We're still in need of jury members so would you mind being one of the jury, Grey?
SKARZS! ONE-EYE!!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 05, 2019, 08:47:28 PM
I came before you summoned me. You can analyze all you want. I have not done anything wrong.
You consorted with a known criminal and agreed to join him.
That known criminal is the judge.
Yes. Let's watch where we tread here... ;)
No, it's One-eye. I can not, and will not accuse the judge of anything.
Sebias was with that known criminal too. Why is he not in court?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 05, 2019, 08:51:48 PM
Sebias was with that known criminal too. Why is he not in court?
Because I'm the judge. ;D
Hmm...I might just have to let Grey go on this one...
Or I would have to submit myself to the same punishment. :P
Sebias was undercover.
*Wink wink nudge nudge*
I charge Jack with the manipulation/distortion of facts
You have no proof.
You have just suggested that Sebias was undercover- when no such thing was mentioned in any thread or topic at the time of you mentiioning it.
Fine. I'll let you off, if you take my side against Skarz and One-eye...
Blackmail? Shall I add that to the list of your crimes?
You're free.
*Walks out a free beast*
?
Odour In Ze Court!
(http://www.discoverwildcare.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/McCabeKirk.jpg)
*Hovlz*
Odor in the court? What, didja fart or somethin'?
Nah, ee's jus' a stinky skunk. Smells e'en worse'n yer ay reckon.
Nyet, vone juzt valked in ze buildin' und vent intae ze ventilation zhaftz. Zat'z probably gaein' tae cauze zummat vhen zey ztart blovin'... *Hovlz in agreement*
Smells jus' like me ole mother's laundry. I sez we gets Sebias te chase it off!
*Walks in then puts a clothes pin on nose*
Quote from: Keldor on June 06, 2019, 03:21:49 AM
Smells jus' like me ole mother's laundry. I sez we gets Sebias te chase it off!
I guess. *Plugs nose* Get out, skunk! *Chases the skunk*
You have to go up the ventilation shaft Mr Judge
*throws an incedintary in the ventilaton shaft*
No! don't hurt the skunk!
*Fire in the hole.*
*Stops One-Eye*
*grenade goes off*
I charged One-Eye with the murder- or at least attempted murder- of a skunk.
In my defence, I stopped us from being skunked. And the incedentary did not even hurt him, It just scared him away.
Attempted murder...
And some of us already stink, so how bad can getting skunked really be?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 04:50:11 AM
*throws an incedintary in the ventilaton shaft*
That's pretty cruel with a vegetarian here...
Yeah.... Alright then! Trail started! *Bangs hammer* One-Eye, please come up to the stand!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
In my defence, I stopped us from being skunked. And the incedentary did not even hurt him, It just scared him away.
Sez you! Lookit 'is pore ol' fur, all black from gettin' burnt...
Quote from: Keldor on June 06, 2019, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 05:06:05 AM
In my defence, I stopped us from being skunked. And the incedentary did not even hurt him, It just scared him away.
Sez you! Lookit 'is pore ol' fur, all black from gettin' burnt...
Lol :laugh:
DOES YA WANNA GET SHOT?
Who?
O-ho! Will yer lookit that! Firs' 'e blackned the fur o' a pure white beast t' match 'is own heart, an' now 'e's threatnin' witnesses!
Keldor.
The skunk could be charged with battery, as he sprayed us.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 06:01:46 PM
The skunk could be charged with battery, as he sprayed us.
Good point....Hmm... What does the jury think?
@Keva Strongbow @The Grey Coincidence?
@Tungro?
An' now 'e's blamin' a pore burnt skunk fer 'is own stink.
I plead innocent!
That skunk deserved better. Some creatures can't control their stink- no matter how much you bathe them. It's like punishing a hedgehog for having spikes. I say he's guilty.
Hmm... There hasn't been a boot kissing in a while... Is there anything more you'd like to add, Skully? And good ol' fashioned bribes? :P
Come on, mate! You ain't gonna let em hurt yer old mob buddy, are ya?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 06, 2019, 08:06:45 PM
Come on, mate! You ain't gonna let em hurt yer old mob buddy, are ya?
Of course not! *Whispers in One-Eye's ear* But we don't want them to know that we work together, right?
Fine. I plead guilty.
Okay. Since the accused *Cough* is my partner in crime *Cough* He only has to run around in circles three times. ;D
*does what is requested*
Good. Eh hem! Case closed! *bangs hammer* On to the next case!
One-eye has been charged with the murder of Skarz
STOP CHARGING ME!!!
*Gasp* One-Eye again? My my, must be a naughty fellow. ;)
I also went on several murder sprees and started a crime syndicate.
I was forced to give up charges for those.
One-Eye killed Skarz?😱
Yes. In his own mansion!
And in my wedding.
See! He is a Skarz-killer!
Skarz is a respectable citizen. He deserves to live!
He is also a crime lord.
Yes, but my crime lord. Besides, that is no excuse for murder!
You are also a lieutenant in my syndicate.
Whoops. I drop the charge.
Wise decision!
I must serve all my lords.
So is there going to be no justice for poor Skarz? :D
Nope!
Oh. *Closes book* Case closed then?
Any other charges?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 07, 2019, 12:52:04 AM
So is there going to be no justice for poor Skarz? :D
There could be, I'm just not going to be the one charging.
Hmm...I should go make one up. :P
I charge Paul and Tungro with communism.
Communism is not illegal, look at the democrats I am head juror so I hold 51% of the vote and automatically declare Paul and I innocent
The sheriff believes otherwise.
@Keva Strongbow!
The sheriff holds no power here! Not to mention even if she did, her brother the judge would change her mind ;D
NO.
@Sebias of Redwall! Come here and take my side! Also, keva is a member of the jury, as is One-eye who will take my side.
If
@One-Eye the wildcat joins you, we will crack down on his crime syndicate
If your communism continues, my mafia will crack down on you.
A declaration of war? You better be ready for this little boy!
Me and my slave
@Tungro are ready for you.
Aye! Rally to us peons!
One rocket launcher for you Tungro!
I support jack!
Excuse u! The sherif has no jurisdiction here!? :D I'm also the Judge's sister so he will most likely agree with me! I agree with Jack!
Quote from: Tungro on June 07, 2019, 07:56:00 PM
Communism is not illegal, look at the democrats
Bwhahahaha! True. :laugh:
Eh hem. *Pulls out glasses and puts them respectably one my nose* Communism must not spread.
Wouldn't want it to interfere with MY evil gangs. >:D GUILTY! *Bangs hammer* The accused must report to Sheriff Keva so that she can throw them in prison for at least 3 posts.
But we have diplomatic immunity, so we all get to walk free
Hmm... I don't think so. (I'm the only one who has that) :P
Just shoot Tungro. *Takes rocket launcher and shoots Jack.*
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 09:23:59 PM
Just shoot Tungro. *Takes rocket launcher and shoots Jack.*
*Gasp* Attempted murder in my court?! I don't think so! *Shoots down the missile with an defensive missile*
*Pulls out pistols and fires at Paul and Tungro*
Eh hem. Court house is temporarily closed until Monday. See you then, folks! :)
*In wheezes from being shot* "To clear the bloody mess?" ???
We need to have someone search the accused before they enter the courtroom from now on!
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on June 07, 2019, 10:45:48 PM
*In wheezes from being shot* "To clear the bloody mess?" ???
No. I'll be gone on a trip. :)
Alright then. Officially closed! By the way. I only had guns because I'm a deputy.
*fires a bullet into tungro*
Hey! I thought this place was closed!
I want to accuse tungro for slavery, and communism!
Fear and tremble, Cellars! The Sebias is back! :laugh:
HAHAHAHAHAHA *Grabs pocket knife and stabs
@One-Eye the wildcat *
"How dare you accuse my slave!"
*knife does nothing*
You can't hurt him, he's already dead.
*Procceds to stab Jack over and over.*
"How did
@One-Eye the wildcat die again?"
He blew himself up in his wedding.
Oh... wow. Well now Jack, you are dead too. ;D >:D
I cannot die.
Yeah! Otherwise Russa would be heartbroken :D
We split up. I went on one homicidal rage too many. (No regrets!) : ;D
Did u go to court and make it legal? ;)
No, I pushed her down a well.
*Gasp*
Yeah, and I kicked his corpse down a mine shaft. The relationship was doomed from the start.
I don't know... You both seem soooooooo perfect for each other... ;D
NUUUUU.
YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MMMMMMAAAAYYYBBEEEE
It was a great match! :D
MMMAAAAAYYYYBBEEE we must adjourn to the marriage thread!
Yeah and have the reception :D
Yeah!
Good idea!
Bad idea!
Don't disagree with the judge.
^^^^
*remembers that scene from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 17, 2019, 03:49:05 AM
*remembers that scene from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy*
I haven't seen that so... :laugh:
:0
;D
First thing sebbie, you always need to know where your towel is.
I take it that's a quote. :laugh:
Yes, yes it is.
*Glances suspiciously* Is that a quote as well?
I don't think so...
Oh. Okay. ;D
One-Eye is on trial for attempting to murder Russia- not Russa, we've already dealt with that, Russia. Please see 'The bar' for further details.
Well
@One-Eye the wildcat what have u to say for yourself?! :D
I regret nothing.
*Gasps with shock*
;D
Ehem. *Shufffles papers* This sounds serious.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 18, 2019, 07:11:10 PM
I regret nothing.
Does this mean that you plead guilty?
Yes.
Ehem. Well that's taken care of. What does the Jury think we should do about this situation?
To the gallows! To the gallows!
Electric chair.
You're gonna needa lot more than a wolf and a mobster if you wanna take me down. I'm not a pushover.
Quote from: Tungro on June 18, 2019, 07:39:05 PM
To the gallows! To the gallows!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 18, 2019, 07:40:01 PM
Electric chair.
Hmm...Which one... *Taps chin thoughtfully*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 18, 2019, 08:29:35 PM
You're gonna needa lot more than a wolf and a mobster if you wanna take me down. I'm not a pushover.
Never said to were. But if we needed more muscle we could always call
@Keva Strongbow @The Grey Coincidence @Jack the Quick ;D
Present! What's the verdict?
A say innocent!
I have a better idea.
We let Russia deal with him. This will deal with him, the criminal, and appease Mother Russia.
Oh ya I'm here.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 18, 2019, 08:48:11 PM
I have a better idea.
We let Russia deal with him. This will deal with him, the criminal, and appease Mother Russia.
That seems like a good idea :D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 18, 2019, 08:48:11 PM
I have a better idea.
We let Russia deal with him. This will deal with him, the criminal, and appease Mother Russia.
Sounds good to me. Case closed! *BANGS HAMMER* NEXT!
Wait! Don't we have to see what Russia does?
*Mumbles* I guess.
@Russa Nodrey you have been summoned!
I regret nothing.
Waiting...
*Enters through a window* You called?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 18, 2019, 08:48:11 PM
I have a better idea.
We let Russia deal with him. This will deal with him, the criminal, and appease Mother Russia.
What do you think?
Yes. *Looks down from my high chair* What do you think of all this?
*Shrugs* I'd be okay with letting the benighted fellow go after he makes amends for his crime by bringing me a burrito, telling me a clever joke, and lending me five dollars.
Hahaha yes
That burrito is neccasary
He's prolly trying to earn the 5 bucks :D
Oof, please donate 1cent a month to help One-Eye buy the burito.
But the burrito will be rotten by that time!
Lol! But he would actually have to wait to buy it so it would not be rotten.
Ha, he'll buy a frozen one so Russa would just have to heat it up
IT MUST BE FRESH.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 08:37:16 PM
Ha, he'll buy a frozen one so Russa would just have to heat it up
Or he'd get one that explodes when you put it in the microwave. :laugh:
I am a *Warlord*. I can afford burrito. *hands over burrito.*
@Russa Nodrey are you satisfied with only
one burrito?
Can I have one, Skully? :P
Uh, one more burrito for Seb, please. Also, I still haven't heard a joke or gotten the money. ;D
Come on, One-eye!
@One-Eye the wildcat! You can't leave in the middle of Court!
*Hands over the money*
*tells funny joke*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 20, 2019, 03:01:41 AM
*tells funny joke*
I feel cheated.
[/quote]I think you were... :P
Come on guys ;) That was a pretty funny joke :D
Not exactly what I was looking for, but I'll let it pass. ;D
One-Eye, you have made amends for your crimes. Have a cookie. *Hands One-Eye a Cookie of Penitence*
See that wasn't too bad One-Eye :D
5$, a burito nd a joke are a good punishment. Better that than... *trails off*
Any other cases?
Probably not.
Nah, something will come up..
I would like to accuse
@Tungro for disrespectful coments about my species.
Bring it on!
Ahem. Now now, gentlemen, order in the court. *Bangs hammer* Will the accuser please come up to the stand and present his case before the court?
Yes, tungro made a racist and bigoted comment about my species in the thread "Cats". He should be punished severely for his crime!
Freedom of Speech!
Racism!
Speciesism actually
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 21, 2019, 09:08:32 PM
Yes, tungro made a racist and bigoted comment about my species in the thread "Cats". He should be punished severely for his crime!
The word bigot is interesting. A lot of people who use the word are actually unwittingly bigots as well.
Random fact for the day.
^^^Yes! Most the time that is SO true! :D
*Whispers* What is the definition?
Ahem! Now, Tungro, freedom of speech is one thing- but Hate Speech is a crime. The jury and especially the judge, will have to examine whether this counts as hate speech.
Habius corpus und Zpinach zalad.
Ahem! Jury, please put your votes in!
Well so far the jury had decided that's he's not guilty.
He should be guilty! Look at my reason!
But what about freedom of speech? :D ;)
*Gazes over at the jury* Has everything been decided?
Hate speech is a serious crime. Freedom should be respected, but speciesism should not be tolerated.
Freedom should be respected, but you cannot restrict others freedoms by saying things like that
Hmm... The votes are tied... Anyone else?
Your vote must surely count as three, your honor.
Of course. ;D But you know me, everything has to be *fair* in my court. ;D
Yes. So... what is your opinion on cats?
My opinion on cats technically shouldn't matter... Wither Tungro's guilty or not should be the question...
I think cats are fine, but I like a lot of other animals so....
Hmmm... does it count as hate speech? I mean, what Tungro said was true... to some extent. Us otters and ferrets are far superior animals.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 23, 2019, 07:33:37 PM
Hmmm... does it count as hate speech? I mean, what Tungro said was true... to some extent. Us otters and ferrets are far superior animals.
That's true. *Ponders for a bit* Okay then. MY DECISION IS.... *Drumroll*
Spoiler
*Bangs hammer* Next case!
Tungro got off free this time :D
*Just notices I was close to death*
*Glares at Tungro for not noticing he was on trial*
*yawns*
What? I was busy.
*Glares* Ahem. Moving on... Next case!
What were you doing a precisely 03:23:24 PM
@Sebias of Redwall!
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
What were you doing a precisely 03:23:24 PM @Sebias of Redwall!
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
Huh, I actually don't know. What counts as a "Unknown Action?" Ahem. NEXT!
Answer the question!
Ahem, it's classified. *Pulls out a file* This current case is closed and we are moving on to the case where Tungro is accused of making suspicious questions... How do you plead?
Yes, how?
Guilty as charged ;D
*Rubs paws in glee*
How shall we punish him?
The one and only thing that would punish me effectively would be to force me to watch Grey being flogged in front of me
I think we should give him popcorn!
How about he has to scrub pots!
Yes. That sounds suitable. Tungro should scrub pots!
Yes. That is what it shall be then. *Bangs hammer* Tungro now must scrub all of the pots in the universe! If he misses one, then he must rewash them all over again!
CASE CLOSED!!! NEXT!!!!
I charge Grey for withholding public information. He would not tell us who Gaius was!
I was offline at the time and Gaius isn't on the forum.
On discord
Discord is not public...
The Discord public part thing.
Grey is innocent.
Because frankly I dont know Gaius too well and I'm not sure if he belongs on our server
Why is he there then?
(Takes back charges)
*Shrugs*
Waycaster added him. Because Wayway is on a KFP Discord group with him and they talked a bit. He hasn't read Redwall, or any fanfics of it (beyond my reviews section I suppose).
Don't get me wrong he can be a good friend. But I'm not sure he... fits in...
Because the Redwall thing?
Yeah. I mean he said he'd read Waycaster's fic... but knowing him he's likely to procrastinate.
Mmmhh.
So yeah... Plus he's said, what, two things? XD
He always seems to be idle.
Oh he's online on the other servers. He's just... I dunno... nervous? Unsure? Not much he can really add to the conversation tbh
Interesting...
Wait,hold up. A new person on our discord?
Yes... *Until we kicks him muahahahahaha*
Well... we might not...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 30, 2019, 05:18:12 AM
Well... we might not...
Who knows? he may end up becoming a valued member of the team, or he may be kicked for offending my grandmother. Anything is posible. Including me writing a venom/aggretsuko crossover.
(What is agretsuko?)
Don't get me wrong I *like* Gaius. But... I'm not sure if he's very... Redwallian XD
A netflix anime. also my latest obsession.
I'm going to wait to judge him until I meet him.
He's on the server most of the time. Lurking...
(Be nice XD)
Ahem. back to business. Even though this *is* the Cellars. :P Any new cases?
Hmmm... not that I know of.
Hmm... Should we find an unlucky victim?
As your honor wishes.
*Rubs hands* Who should we pick?
Yeeting!
*Shrugs*
@Yeeting!
Hmm, doesnt seemed to have worked...
Until then, anyone else? (I must be a petty scary judge if I scared the Cellar Mafia, Communists, and gangs into hiding.) :P
You did XD
Well, Keva's deputies (me and you) help as well XD
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 30, 2019, 05:56:10 PM
Well, Keva's deputies (me and you) help as well XD
Quite true. I bet all of that training we did scared 'em all off. :P
Yes... that training we're still doing...
Nah, I'm still a criminal. Wanna make up something to accuse skarzles?
W-we can't just *do* that...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 30, 2019, 06:00:49 PM
W-we can't just *do* that...
I'm actually pretty sure its possible... If we tried hard enough.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 30, 2019, 05:59:49 PM
Nah, I'm still a criminal. Wanna make up something to accuse skarzles?
Trying to get rid of your rival in evil I see. ;D
Wat .akes you say that? ;)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 30, 2019, 05:43:26 PM
Yeeting!
For the life of me, I can't remember who yeeting is. For the millionth time, could someone please tell me who?
Oh. That guy...
I think he deleted his account XD
Hmm...who could be a guilty victim...
Maybe... Aha! Oh wait!... Nah, I forgot... :P
Paul may or may not be selling slaves...
He is.
We can not let him escape from this!
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
What were you doing a precisely 03:23:24 PM @Sebias of Redwall!
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 05:25:44 PM
We can not let him escape from this!
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
What were you doing a precisely 03:23:24 PM @Sebias of Redwall!
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
*Pulls out a paper that shows that Tungro joined the communists* Do we really need to go there, Tungro-me-matey?
Humph
We will see about that....
Hmm... Considering that Tungro is being a naughty lad, I decided to make Keva the High Juror until he comes to his senses. ;D
How dare you! It is WAR!!
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:49:18 PM
How dare you! It is WAR!!
Hmm... I thought this was going to be a battle of wits but it appears that you are unarmed... :P
Yeah Tungro..joining the communists might not have been your best move ;)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2019, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:49:18 PM
How dare you! It is WAR!!
Hmm... I thought this was going to be a battle of wits but it appears that you are unarmed... :P
Thief! (Actually the correct phrase is, "I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you seem ill prepared")
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2019, 06:52:37 PM
Yeah Tungro..joining the communists might not have been your best move ;)
Shh, I am undercover
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:52:55 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2019, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:49:18 PM
How dare you! It is WAR!!
Hmm... I thought this was going to be a battle of wits but it appears that you are unarmed... :P
(Actually the correct phrase is, "I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you seem ill prepared")
What he said people. ^^^ ;D
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:52:55 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2019, 06:50:09 PM
Quote from: Tungro on July 02, 2019, 06:49:18 PM
Yeah Tungro..joining the communists might not have been your best move ;)
Shh, I am undercover
Sounds suspiciously similar to my excuse...
So what r my powers as head juror?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2019, 06:58:30 PM
So what r my powers as head juror?
Google it. ;D
Ehem! The list of those in the jury consist of:
Keva,
Sebias Junior,
Sebias Sebby Junior,
Sebias, Seb Junior,
Sebias, Sebias Junior,
Sebias II
Sebias III
Sebias IV
Sebias V
Sebias VI
Are they all present? *Looks around the room*
Yep!
Yes!
We're all here!
You bet!
What about me?
It doesn't matter, the head juror's (Keva) vote is 51%
Woohoo!! :D So r we gonna begin this trial?
On who?
Sebbie is going on trial apparently :D
It doesn't work that way...
Why?
He will shut it down in .5 seconds.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 02, 2019, 07:07:36 PM
What about me?
Aha! You are here! Please take your seat in the jury.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 03, 2019, 12:38:10 AM
He will shut it down in .5 seconds.
Hmm... maybe 0.4 seconds... :P
Alright Sebias, for curiosity sake what were u doing the night- *Looks at
@Tungro *psst what night was it again?
Eh?
What was the night he was doing "unknown action"?
It was three in the afternoon for me
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
Highly suspicious!
He should be burned at the stake for his actions
Quote from: Tungro on July 04, 2019, 01:46:14 AM
He should be burned at the stake for his actions
Hmm yes he won't be the only dead soul roaming this place.
For the next case I propose shutting down the orphanage
How cruel.
Tundra = Cold heart
I'm not saying not do it.
Quote from: Tungro on July 05, 2019, 10:00:37 PM
For the next case I propose shutting down the orphanage
Um.. Why?
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on July 04, 2019, 02:58:22 AM
Quote from: Tungro on July 04, 2019, 01:46:14 AM
He should be burned at the stake for his actions
Hmm yes he won't be the only dead soul roaming this place.
Just read this. What does it mean? O_o
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 09, 2019, 11:39:54 PM
Quote from: Tungro on July 05, 2019, 10:00:37 PM
For the next case I propose shutting down the orphanage
Um.. Why?
I'll have the case written up by tomorrow
Quote from: Tungro on July 05, 2019, 10:00:37 PM
For the next case I propose shutting down the orphanage
Did your mama not love you?
lolzers
Quote from: Tungro on July 04, 2019, 01:36:27 AM
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
If you must know, I was under cover. (I was trying to figure out what Tungro was up to at 3:00 in the afternoon... ;D
Quote from: Tungro on July 05, 2019, 10:00:37 PM
For the next case I propose shutting down the orphanage
Mmm... Let's not, dear ol' chap. :P
Where would all the little innocent children go? :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 10, 2019, 06:55:57 PM
Where would all the little innocent children go? :D
To Skarzsles mansion?
-_-
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2019, 07:00:10 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 10, 2019, 06:55:57 PM
Where would all the little innocent children go? :D
To Skarzsles mansion?
No, the syndicate would be a better option, if we have to shut th orphanage down, and send the children to a crime organization, skarzles mansion is all... cobweb-y
It's not my mansion.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 11, 2019, 05:31:41 AM
It's not my mansion.
*Gasp* Do you mean... Did you just give it to me?! *Jumps up and down*
It's Ant'ony Galletto's mansion
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 12, 2019, 01:20:15 AM
It's Ant'ony Galletto's mansion
Oh. Did
he give it to me?
No.
Oh. :P
*Gives Seb a cookie of shame*
Quote from: Tungro on July 05, 2019, 10:00:37 PM
For the next case I propose shutting down the orphanage
Why?
WHHYYYYYYY!!!!
*Shrugs* I don't know. Let's ask him... WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Eh?
We have a more pressing issue at the moment
@Keva Strongbow. This brings to light that
@Jack the Quick was working with
@Sebias of Redwall and several other guests to plan something horrible. Here is the new evidence.
(https://i.imgur.com/cxDM7YC.png)
Previous Evidence
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hBXS1I4.png)
AGAIN!
(https://i.imgur.com/Vt6nrxV.png)
Spoiler
Quote from: Tungro on July 16, 2019, 01:11:35 PM
We have a more pressing issue at the moment @Keva Strongbow. This brings to light that @Jack the Quick was working with @Sebias of Redwall and several other guests to plan something horrible. Here is the new evidence.
(https://i.imgur.com/cxDM7YC.png)
Previous Evidence
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hBXS1I4.png)
Maybe we were being made mods XD
Jk that didn't happen
AHA!!! Tungro, you are on trial for posting THREE (Yes folks, that many) posts in a row! XD
THis is a travesty! I even took a break from my drinking binge for this!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 21, 2019, 12:30:34 AM
I even took a break from my drinking binge for this!
*Pats One-Eye on the back* Good job, mate! ;D
I charge
@The Skarzs with attempted murder
Aha! A terrible crime! Now... let's see...
@Tungro @Keva Strongbow @Jack the Quick @One-Eye the wildcat what say ya'll? Guilty or not guilty?
Guilty! I was the attempted victim.
No... I was... He locked me in an oven and set it on 'clean' mode to incinerate me. Then he got a saw thing and tried to make me into mincemeat.
He tried to kill me in the bar.
I'm pressing charges in regards to actions commited against me. You may charge afterwards when the jury has decided what to do wit him.
What is the Accused's defense?
@The Skarzs
Yes, I do say! Skarz! Defend yourself! Is this all true?!
If I wanted to murder anyone, they wouldn't be around to press charges.
For evidence regarding my case, please visit the Wedding of Strongcoincidence. Calling me breakfast is enough reasons to sue...
I have no control over whether you feel threatened by me.
But you *do* have control over whether or not you choose to act threatening!
*Waves sword around.*
Proof!
It's perfectly safe.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 27, 2019, 09:05:20 PM
*Waves sword around.*
*Bangs hammer* Now now! None of that in my court! :P
Says the guy swinging a hammer around. I'm not going to stand for this hypocrisy.
*'andz Skarzs a chair*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 28, 2019, 01:27:05 AM
Says the guy swinging a hammer around. I'm not going to stand for this hypocrisy.
It's called a *gavel*.
I think this is gonna end badly...
I dont see how Sebias and the jury dishing out an appropriate punishment to The Skarzs can be a bad ending...
Injustice.
Well then stop yourselves.
But we're the Justice!!!
How arrogant of you.
"It takes one to know one" ;D
So.... serving up justice? I mean... we all agree he's guilty, right?
Hmm... *Strokes chin* Let me make a poll real quick...
So. . . It's democratic injustice, then. If enough people say it's so, it makes it so?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 28, 2019, 08:50:35 PM
"It takes one to know one" ;D
Not in this case.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 28, 2019, 09:57:18 PM
So. . . It's democratic injustice, then. If enough people say it's so, it makes it so?
Not really. I get to decide it anyway. :P
Dictatorship.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 29, 2019, 02:04:23 AM
Dictatorship.
Supreme Dictatorship would be closer, I think. ;D
I'm not going to stand for this. *Leaves.*
Ahem. Due to the fact that the jury has voted that Skarzs is guilty. And since he wasn't *somewhat* cooperative, his punishment shall only be temporary banishment from this topic. Such a terrible thing, eh? ::)
Case closed! *Bangs hammer* NEXT!
... So much for justice... Bye
I say...
I'm not saying anything. Crime Lords cause problems.
Yes. :P
New case...
Thomas J Gerbil vanished on Monday last week, only for half of his body to reappear in the possession of one
@Jarky Thistlebrush. I deem the circumstances suspicious and have further evidence to suggest that Jarky was at least complicit in the murder- viewable in Come and Learn Young Children. The haremaid in question expressed interest in dissecting gerbils, in itself a crime punishable by the court of law and justice. I deem this sufficient to take to court and press charges. Justice for Thomas!
Hmm...a murder is quite a serious crime. *Shuffles papers* Does the accused have anything to say?
@Jarky Thistlebrush
Oh my.
Well, lighten up ole' chaps! It was all for the blinkin' sake o' learnin', wot wot!
I proclaim him guilty!
Well, I wasn't th' only flippin' one! Take a bloomin' look at this:
Alright, children, after that filling lunch I think we're ready to start our math lesson! :D
Problem 1: Erma has 3 pepper plants, 6 hay bales, 17 barrels of plasma, 4 glockenspiels, and 3 gerbils. Gordon has 46 bags of cotton candy, 7 unicycles, 3 barrels of plasma, 6.5 gerbils. Erma trades 2 pepper plants, 2 hay bales, and 1 glockenspiel to Gordon for 25 bags of cotton candy, 2 unicycles, 1 barrel of plasma, and 4 gerbils. Sandra has a cold and 3 sticks of butter. Gordon and Erma each give Sandra 1.5 gerbils, 1 hay bale, and 4 bags of cotton candy. Randy steals everyone's cotton candy and moves to Wales. How many pepper plants, hay bales, barrels of plasma, glockenspiels, gerbils, bags of cotton candy, and unicycles, does Erma have?
If you proclaim me guilty, then Gordon and Erma should be too, wot wot!
(Oh, and it's blinkin' her, One-Eye).
Hmm...interesting... *Huffs and looks important* Well...we shall find out what to do with Gordon and Erma at a later date. For now, let's finish this up. I'll go make a poll for the jury.
*Shouts after Sebias* Hey! But I'm flippin' innocent!
But the votes are 3 to 1 my dear. And let's not say who the defending vote was... :P
It was jarky.
What the accused's last defense?
RUSSA SAID WE COULD, OLE' THING!!!
@Russa Nodrey
Murder is punishable by death! Prepare the gallows!!!
Objection, your honor! I have solid proof that Thomas J Gerbil died of natural causes three days before Jarky sliced him in half with a cleaver and that his family donated his body to the school so the students could study it.
HA! Told y' so!!!
Lies.
Can you show us this proof? And prove that it was not fabricated?
Deception.
Besides,
@Russa Nodrey cut his tail off. When he was flippin' dead.
Well, the votes don't lie! Sebias is the judge, The voters are the jury, And I *picks up ax* am the executioner...
Look again kitty
Quote from: Tungro on August 28, 2019, 12:56:00 AM
Look again kitty
The votes don't really matter since I can over-rule them anyway. ::)Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 26, 2019, 11:30:48 PM
Objection, your honor! I have solid proof that Thomas J Gerbil died of natural causes three days before Jarky sliced him in half with a cleaver and that his family donated his body to the school so the students could study it.
Interesting... Like Grey said, can you please bring proof?
@Russa Nodrey?
*Finishes reading the case* Yes! Bring the evidence!
I do believe Jarky spoke true about one thing: Russa is guilty too.
C'mon! Defend me,
@Russa Nodrey !!!
Because y'know... you need proof. Lying in court is a serious offense.
Hmm...suspicious...Has Russa left town? :D
Hrmmm...
Interesting.
What say you, Mathluk? Is Jarky a murderer, or no?
Russa does not seem to be present...
@Russa Nodrey She speaks the truth! Last I heard, she had gone to the country to find Thomas's family to testify for me!
*Enters through a window* Hello, I'm here with the proof. *Opens my briefcase and pulls out a stack of papers* I have here a death certificate belonging to Thomas J Gerbil, as well as an affidavit from his parents stating that they would like their unfortunate son's body to be donated to the school and used for scientific study.
*Looks at Sebias to see if all the papers are in order*
Hmm... *Strokes chin* Anything further that anyone wants to say before the jury and I make the decision?
So?
I AM NOT GUILTY!!!
No honest citizen enters through a window.
The door was locked.
*Turns to Sebias*
Did you lock the door?
Um...Maybe? :P
SEE?!
Hmm... *Bangs hammer* My final judgment shall be - ...
THAT I AM INNOCENT!!!
*Pauses to scratch chin* Where was I? Oh yes! The verdict is - ...
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Anyone wanna sway me with bribes first? Grey's in the lead since he reviews every chapter in TGW so far :P
Guys! As of now, Jarky is an RRR.
We can still execute her... think about thomas.. He wanted to read The Grey Warlord Seb... but... he never got the chance because somebeast *glares at Jarky* wanted to dissect him.
HE WAS DEAD ALREADY!
Oh and if you execute me, I won't be able to update my new fanfiction. >:D
Yes you can. It's a *Forum" execution, not a fanfic one.
*Pats Jarky on the back.*
Everyone in this room has already died multiple times but it never stopped us y'know.
And the guilty must suffer! It is possible though that we lighten your sentence and choose to humiliate you in some form. Would this be preferred?
NO. Humiliation is WORSE THAN DEEEAAAAATH!!!
Humiliation it is.. I already have... a few ideas...
Kill her
You just said shes a RRR we cant kill her. So we shall humiliate her... by making her hmmm... foot massages?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Just pretend to enjoy it so they'll switch it to something else.
Foot massages doesn't sound like a bad idea. But I have to wait for Seb to get back and sentence you.
Hmm... *Finishes scrolling up* Let's see... There are some very good points being made here. *Scuffles files* *Leans back on chair* I like this foot massage idea. So if Jarky wishes to give everyone massages and say that's she's sorry, I declare her innocent! *Bangs hammer*
@Jarky Thistlebrush
. . . Interesting.
*Walks in wearing three-piece suit and top hat*
Who is this hare's legal representation? If she has none, this trial is therefore unjust!
Um, your ruling is practically bribery. Soooo... charges of corruption, maybe?
*quietly loads pistol and draws a massive bowie knife*
Seb? About this newcomer...
*Props feetpaws up on table*
Get to work Jarky!
*Hands folded packet of papers to Sebias*
This is my motion to dismiss charges against the defendant.
*Walks by and pulls Grey's feet off table*
*quietly attatches a silencer to the pistol * Sorry about this... *shoots verdauga in the back of the head and burns the papers*
You Died
Continue?
|Yes| No
*Respawns with m60 and bullet-resistant vest*
Well, that was mean. Here.
*Hands Sebias fire-resistant copy of motion to dismiss all charges*
*Points gun at One-eye*
*dodges bullet, and rolls towards verdauga, stabing him with the bowie knife and jumping behind
@Sebias of Redwall
*Takes papers* Hmm... Interesting. I'll take this to the Suprme Judge, Oh wait a minute, I'M the one and only Supreme Judge! *Takes out glasses and sets them on nose* *Peers at papers again, but this time, with a look of knowing wisdom* Aha! It's just as I thought!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 08, 2019, 07:34:16 PM
*dodges bullet, and rolls towards verdauga, stabing him with the bowie knife and jumping behind @Sebias of Redwall
*Did not shoot One-eye to begin with*
Ach!! What was that for?!?!?!?
*Starts shooting One-eye and Sebias*
Thanks! *Grabs popcorn* This sure is entertaining.
ORDER IN THE COURT!!! *Bangs hammer* *Smashes hammer from the strength behind the blow* *Picks up what's left and throws it away* *Pulls out a new, bigger, badder, more heavy, hammer* NONE OF THAT IN MY COURT!!!
Mm, this popcorn's great!
*Glares at Jarky* *Eye twitches* WHO BROUGHT POPCORN IN MY COURT?! AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE ME ANY?!
Sure, you can have some! *throws a tiny, hard piece of popcorn at Sebias*
*Eats popcorn* *Licks fingers* Mmm, can I have more?
No.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 08, 2019, 11:22:48 PM
No.
*Gasp*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 08, 2019, 07:34:53 PM
*Takes papers* Hmm... Interesting. I'll take this to the Suprme Judge, Oh wait a minute, I'M the one and only Supreme Judge! *Takes out glasses and sets them on nose* *Peers at papers again, but this time, with a look of knowing wisdom* Aha! It's just as I thought!
Ahem, as I was saying... These papers look like they've been forged! We'll need the best detective we've got to know for sure...
@The Grey Coincidence
S*Slinks up to the judge and graciously recieves the papers*
Hrrmmmm judging from all the dates stamped onto this, as well the unecessary use of several forthwiths and therefore... Your judgement is correct your honour, these documents have been forged.
I'd like a second opinion. And can it be a forgery if I wrote it?
*Narrows eyes at Sebias and Grey.*
None of this is true, and you lack any position of authority. I can write a law making meat-eating illegal but that doesn't make said law legal. And if I were to act on said written law *I* would be the one breaking the law. That is what you're doing Verdauga. You are trying to submit something as valid as a child's crayon drawings, nay *less* valid than a crayon doodle!
*Claps paws*
Stawp it! You're making me blush!
...Oh wait... I already am pink...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 09, 2019, 08:11:36 PM
None of this is true, and you lack any position of authority. I can write a law making meat-eating illegal but that doesn't make said law legal. And if I were to act on said written law *I* would be the one breaking the law. That is what you're doing Verdauga. You are trying to submit something as valid as a child's crayon drawings, nay *less* valid than a crayon doodle!
I however, am not making any law. A motion to dismiss charges is a valid motion. As evidence points to the fact that the defendant did not commit murder of the poor deceased, and rather
proves it, the court has no charge on which to prosecute her. Thusly this trial must be ended. I am submitting this motion as the defendant's legal aid, thus making it perfectly valuable!
And plus I used pencils.
No.
Hmm... We need one more vote...
(EDIT) Aha! We've got a fifth vote! I'll put up a new voting poll now...
There is *no* evidence to prove she did not commit the murder. Unless you want to count Russa's forged documents.
There is no evidence of me murdering Thomas either!
But your behavior was suspicious...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 05:34:29 AM
There is *no* evidence to prove she did not commit the murder. Unless you want to count Russa's forged documents.
WHAT forged documents?!? Russa acted in the belief that the dissection specimen was already deceased! Jarky acted in the belief that Russa obtained a deceased specimen. If you want to prosecute someone, prosecute the school board of directors!
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 02:22:26 PM
But your behavior was suspicious...
We are prosecuting members based on SUSPICION?!?! Her behavior was, as I said, enthusiastic, in reference to her passion in the study of Biology!
(
This is all in fun. Don't think I'm taking this seriously. I'm just acting the part.)
Quote(This is all in fun. Don't think I'm taking this seriously. I'm just acting the part.
)
Sorry, that just annoys me.
It annoys you that you're not actually on trial for murder?
NO! I forgot to close my parentheses! Now it's just a parenth! (At least, I think that's what the singular form is)
*hurriedly edits*
What do mean? What annoys you?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 11, 2019, 05:20:12 PM
NO! I forgot to close my parentheses! Now it's just a parenth! (At least, I think that's what the singular form is)\
*hurriedly edits*
That.
Why?
IT'S ANNOYING!!!
*smiles and nods*
One should always close a set of parentheses.
Sure...
(I don't think so...
(you should)
*Looks at all the votes so far* Hmm...
Your honour, I'd like to file a complaint. The third option in the poll should say "foot massages *do* sound nice" rather than "foot massages *does* sound nice".
He could be talking about the idea of foot massages, and that idea being singular. I mean, if it's multiple foot massages, why isn't it 'feet massages'?
If it was the idea of foot massages, it would have said so. As for the foot/feet issue, it's called foot massages because each foot gets done individually. It's multiple massages, not multiple feet.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 12:00:24 AM
If it was the idea of foot massages, it would have said so.
I don't want to start fights, but this
IS English...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 30, 2019, 12:00:24 AM
It's called foot massages because each foot gets done individually. It's multiple massages, not multiple feet.
Yes, but both feet typically get done in one massage.
I don't think this is a fight, just a friendly debate.
That's true. However, it depends on how you define one massage. You can have one massage and yet get two massages.
What about 'Footpaws' as opposed to 'Feetpaw'? I tend to use the former more.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 30, 2019, 11:43:23 PM
What about 'Footpaws' as opposed to 'Feetpaw'? I tend to use the former more.
I like footpaws better too.
Simply because it's a compound word, and the latter word,when pluralized, is 'paws'. It's what we're used to.
So... Any new cases? Don't tell me the Cellars have been... (dare I say) calm.
I dunno.
Should I set up a topic as a defense attorney? That'll create a stir.
Well, Verdauga and One-Eye are opposing the Penguins (may they live forever) so I suppose that could should be counted as a crime.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 01:18:28 AM
Well, Verdauga and One-Eye are opposing the Penguins (may they live forever) so I suppose that could should be counted as a crime.
Hmm... interesting.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 01, 2019, 12:35:08 AM
I dunno.
Should I set up a topic as a defense attorney? That'll create a stir.
Just remember, any and all matters of law are dictated by ME. ;D
The do/does issue still hasn't been solved, your honour.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 01:44:06 AM
The do/does issue still hasn't been solved, your honour.
Weeeeell... the thing is, if I corrected it, that would be that it was wrong.
And I am obviously never wrong ;) And besides, I kinda like it this way.
I hate penguins. Sue me, fight me, kill me, You know where to find me.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 01, 2019, 01:46:46 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 01:44:06 AM
The do/does issue still hasn't been solved, your honour.
Weeeeell... the thing is, if I corrected it, that would be that it was wrong. And I am obviously never wrong ;) And besides, I kinda like it this way.
Okay, that's true. I've never really enjoyed standing on ceremony anyway.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 01:47:15 AM
I hate penguins. Sue me, fight me, kill me, You know where to find me.
Blasphemy! Your Honour, I would like to press charges against One-Eye. He has blatantly defied the
authority integrity or The Great Penguins! He deserves execution or worse!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 01:53:00 AM
Blasphemy! Your Honour, I would like to press charges against One-Eye. He has blatantly defied the authority integrity or The Great Penguins! He deserves execution or worse!
Hmm... Interesting... *Checks papers* *Whispers* There is a slight problem. One-Eye is a member of the RRR. Case closed for now! *Slams book* :P
Next!
Your Honour, Verdauga has also expressed defiance against Penguins. I would like to press charges against him as well.
Try it, and I will slaughter every last penguin. Mothers, fathers, children. I wil kill them all and what can you do? You have no control over me, and if you try to execute me, we'll see who gets executed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 01:58:44 AM
Your Honour, Verdauga has also expressed defiance against Penguins. I would like to press charges against him as well.
*Checks papers again* Aha! He on the other paw, isn't a member of the legendary RRR. Let's get down to business.
@Verdauga, please explain yourself. Etta, state your case.
The penguins (may they live forever) haven't done anything against him and yet Verdauga has tried numerous times to slaughter them, with no reason save excessive cruelty and a desire to usurp your power, your Honour.
Teer, I think you were talking about me glorious self. And I deny nothing, and regret nothing.
You and Verdie were both abusing the penguins (may they live forever) needlessly.
I regret nothing.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 02:11:35 AM
You and Verdie were both abusing the penguins (may they live forever) needlessly.
Hmm... But do we have proof?
Yes, your Honour. In the zombie apocalypse thread. There is also evidence that One-Eye caused the zombie apocalypse and has used open blasphemy in proclaiming that he was a god.
I am not a god. I have godlike powers, but i am not a god.
Hmm... *Shuffles papers* Who is on trial again? I thought it was Verdie but it seems to have changed...
Verdie is currently the one on trial, your honour. One-Eye keeps interrupting needlessly.
* раздражен * Ты судишь нас обоих!
Your honour, maybe it would be profitable to remove One-Eye from the court house.
За мой мертвый труп.
I still don't have enough feedback: should I start a Defense Attorney gig?
*eats crumpet* Don't bother.
*Eats another crumpet*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:38:00 PM
* раздражен * Ты судишь нас обоих!
Translation, according to Google Translate: *Annoyed* You judge us both!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:41:36 PM
За мой мертвый труп.
Translation, according to Google Translate: For my dead body!
I forget what the first one is, but the second one means 'Over my dead corpse'.
Sounds good.
\/
. .
___
What is the current case again?
The current case is my trial for saving the forums from non-Linux penguins.
Also if I should set up a defense lawyer topic.
PENGUINS!
(may they live forever)
Alright! Time for me to pick the jury? Any volunteers?
I volunteer!
I can be an (un)biased jury if needed.
Well... I can do it.
I'll prosecute
Hohohohoh..... - -
Hilarious.
It genuinely is. Thank you One-Eye.
Yep.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 13, 2019, 09:51:33 PM
Alright! Time for me to pick the jury? Any volunteers?
*Raises hand*
*raises both hands*
Me.
*Raises both hands, both feet and waggles fingers in the air*
Eh. Might as well.
*Raises paw.*
How many Jury do you need?
For an American Jury, twelve.
For a forum Jury? *Shrugs*
I guess, if we need to boost the numbers, we can use our imaginary friends. (Binker, Cupta, Nerek)
Imaginary friends are biased.
@Verdauga @The Grey Coincidence @shisteer of nothing much@Russa Nodrey You are all allowed to be on the Jury (Let me know if I missed anyone).
Would anyone like to speak up in either defense or accusation of the crimes committed by the first party, to the second party, who is asking help from the fourth party, who is having a party at a dance hall?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 14, 2019, 10:03:11 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on October 14, 2019, 07:38:38 PM
I can be an (un)sebiased jury if needed.
Fixed it ;D
Haha! :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on October 22, 2019, 03:11:35 PM
Imaginary friends are biased.
Only if I make them biased.
Your honour, it would be helpful to know the details of said crimes. Are there any witnesses?
*Is awoken* What, huh? What was that? Oh... *Clears throat and shuffles papers* Ah-hem! Let's see...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 23, 2019, 09:54:30 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 22, 2019, 03:11:35 PM
Imaginary friends are biased.
Only if I make them biased.
Your honour, it would be helpful to know the details of said crimes. Are there any witnesses?
Let's see, shall we? *Bangs hammer* Would any and all witnesses please stand forward so
that we can stare at them judgingly we can preserve the justice?
Ahem. *steps forward* I would like to testify that the dance hall was currently being used for a Kaylee, or Scottish Country dance. The first party's actions interrupted the dance party, causing the awesome Scottish music to halt its progress. The second party then asked for help from the fourth party, an electrician who was present at the time, to fix the power so the CD player could work again. The electrician is now in hospital due to severe electric shocks and the awesome Scottish music still isn't working. *sits down, sniffing*
Your Honor, I have conflicting testimony. He was not an electrician at all. He was a DJ playing electro-dub music!
*Sheev Palpatine arrives with a bag full of doctored images featuring hostile actions used by the the man in charge* I present these visual images featuring our "Good Judge" bullying a baby goat. This (kid's) emotions are raw, and his eyes are drowning in salty tears.
Your honour, Verdauga has got a bit confused. The
second party was a DJ but he was definitely playing Scottish music, and the fourth party was still an electrician.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on November 01, 2019, 04:24:56 PM
*Sheev Palpatine arrives with a bag full of doctored images featuring hostile actions used by the the man in charge* I present these visual images featuring our "Good Judge" bullying a baby goat. This (kid's) emotions are raw, and his eyes are drowning in salty tears.
Your honour, Sheev's testimony is clearly false. I've had goats and they don't have salty tears, and they don't have many non-salty tears either, definitely not enough to drown their eyes. Besides, in the picture, the kid looks perfectly happy and contented, nibbling on your robes.
Your Honor, these witnesses are conflicting each other and unsuitably offering evidence. I move that we declare a mistrial on the grounds of inappropriate procedure.
Your honour, everyone has different points of view and sees things in a different way. If our reports were all the same, it would be fair enough to be suspicious. However, our testimonies are varied, which makes them more likely to be true.
However, Neither of us are operating as attorneys. Therefore, we do not have the ability to offer evidence.
Who's on trial, again?
I was, but I have no idea who is now. It might still be me; in which case I actually have the right to offer evidence as an attorney for defense.
Now that you mention it, no defendant has been named.....weird.
Alright then. *Slams book* A-hem, any new cases?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 03, 2019, 10:00:09 PM
Alright then. *Slams book* A-hem, any new cases?
Other than Sheev bringing photo-shopped pictures to court and telling us all that you had bullied a baby goat, you mean?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 04, 2019, 03:33:16 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 03, 2019, 10:00:09 PM
Alright then. *Slams book* A-hem, any new cases?
Other than Sheev bringing photo-shopped pictures to court and telling us all that you had bullied a baby goat, you mean?
Wait... He did?! *Opens book again*
Tungro 08:32:14 PM Unknown Action
Aha! How do you explain yourself,
@Tungro?
He can't your honor. No one knows what he was doing.
Your honour, is it not lawful for one to do things in private? I was not aware of this rule.
I agree with Shisteer, your honor. Tungro has the right to privacy.
Your honour, I think the matter we should be looking at is the actions of Sheev in slandering both you and a baby goat. Such behaviour is unacceptable.
Who hath dare to summon me?
The Honourable Judge Sebias.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 05, 2019, 10:02:39 AM
Your honour, is it not lawful for one to do things in private? I was not aware of this rule.
Quote from: Tungro on June 24, 2019, 08:26:05 PM
What were you doing a precisely 03:23:24 PM @Sebias of Redwall!
(https://i.imgur.com/p0BvnMH.png)
*Points at Tungro* I don't know, ask him. He tried to take me to trial in my own court on the same grounds! :P
Your honour, in that case, it is fair enough to query his actions.
Exactly. Please proceed...
Your honour, how would you like us to proceed in the present circumstances?
*Peeks in through a slightly ajar door, wondering what's going on.*
I request that this case be dismissed. When Sebias was charged, solid evidence was provided in the form of a screenshot. In this case, the evidence that was provided could have easily been forged.
Quote from: Tungro on November 11, 2019, 04:21:54 PM
I request that this case be dismissed.
Hmm... *Paces around the room* *Sits back down* The accused's plea for mercy has been heard. (Let it be known that mercy can indeed be found in Sebias' Court!
(Especially if there is no way for the charges to be proven. :P)) Case dismissed. *Bangs hammer* Next!
Weeell, Teer killed Russa, Verdauga threw a knife into my head and One-Eye killed you...
I did not.
Wait... So that means... I'M DEAD?!?!
No. I did not kill you, so I highly doubt you are dead.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on November 11, 2019, 08:56:22 PM
No. I did not kill you, so I highly doubt you are dead.
Ah, okay. (Thank heavens)
Ahem.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gxck4v6qoyzg9ry/ba.png?dl=0
:O
Hmmmm...
Well, Jarky was the one that started these Hunger Games in the first place, so she's the REAL culprit that should be on trial.
HA
I'm dead, remember? I can't go on trial.
Your honour, this was a virtual thingamijig that was done for fun. None of us are really dead and, if we were, Chipster of Noonvale is the only one that could be called up to provide evidence. (or be prosecuted)
I mean, I FEEL pretty dead. Hmmm... ooOOOooo? Does that sound like the kind of ooo a ghost would make?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2019, 02:23:58 PM
I mean, I FEEL pretty dead. Hmmm... ooOOOooo? Does that sound like the kind of ooo a ghost would make?
Sounds good to me. :P
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2019, 08:44:40 AM
Your honour, this was a virtual thingamijig that was done for fun. None of us are really dead and, if we were, Chipster of Noonvale is the only one that could be called up to provide evidence. (or be prosecuted)
Hmm... Interesting... in that case... *Bangs hammer...again* Case closed! Next!
@Verdauga tricked me into starting a food fight! I'm worried about what damages might be caused because of this.
How did I trick you,
@Kade Rivok? You restarted the fight purely from your own desire.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2019, 09:09:07 PM
@Verdauga tricked me into starting a food fight! I'm worried about what damages might be caused because of this.
*Glances over to Verdauga* Hmm...
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2019, 09:12:19 PM
How did I trick you, @Kade Rivok? You restarted the fight purely from your own desire.
*Glances back to Kade* HmmHMM...
Your honour, said food fight is very entertaining but I could like to mention that Kade didn't start it, he just revived it.
Was tricked into reviving it. Verdauga knew what would happen if he planted the idea in my head.
Am I to be responsible for your actions? Do you not have the self-control to resist others' mere suggestion? If not, the quandary lies not in the resurrection of the food fight.
The food fight is merely (almost) harmless fun, unless certain people are immature enough to turn it into a table fight. Unless that happens, it is merely something users can participate in at their own risk.
As one can see if one looks earlier in the food fight topic, there have already been limbs severed and possible deaths. Now, I think it's too little to late to bring to justice the one who actually started the food fight, BUT we can certainly inflict justice upon the mastermind behind it's revival. Verdauga clearly knew the implications behind his actions, and he clearly knew just how dangerous the food fight topic could be. He is hoping, nay, pining for mayhem and slaughter.
However, currently on the revival there have been no injuries, or at the very least not serious ones. As many of the murderers are now inactive and there are new people who did not participate in that, the food fight thread should be allowed to stay unless it becomes too dangerous.
Verdauga has attempted to make it more dangerous:
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 02:54:31 PM
*Makes grapefruit grenades.*
but given the next he has so far thrown only one, which didn't actually work
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:38:56 PM
*was too busy arguing to dodge the grapefruit so gets splatted but it wasn't actually a grenade so does no serious damage*
so as of yet, there have been no injuries. If there are, then I would recommend that the culprits be banned from the food fight thread for a period of time. If after that period of time they have caused injuries on other threads, the ban will be extended. If they have been as sane and sensible as it is possible to be on here, then they will be allowed back but any slight infringement after that means that they could be permanently banned.
Your honour, it would seem that the revival of the food fight is merely harmless fun and, therefore, should continue.
I also agree that the food fight should continue, but I must insist that Verdauga receive a harsher punishment for his malicious intentions. People would have been seriously hurt if not for Booklover's quick-witted thinking regarding the grapefruit grenade. (You may note that she was the one, in fact, that declared that the grapefruit grenade wasn't actually a grenade)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 09:37:24 PM
I also agree that the food fight should continue, but I must insist that Verdauga receive a harsher punishment for his malicious intentions. People would have been seriously hurt if not for Booklover's quick-witted thinking regarding the grapefruit grenade. (You may note that she was the one, in fact, that declared that the grapefruit grenade wasn't actually a grenade)
From where can you divine my "malicious intentions"? If anyone should be prosecuted for "intentions" they should be Booklover, since she initiated the conversation on the food fight. Furthermore, Kade responded by arming himself with a pie, and was going to throw it. I merely pointed out the proper topic for the action.
Furthermore, I never declared the grapefruit grenades were actual grenades. I simply but obviously implied that they (as grenades do) exploded upon a certain condtion: that condition being impact. I never even declared the grapefruit grenades as dangerous.
Your honour, I do not believe that anyone is in need of prosecution, in this case.
*At Teer* Nay, I say! Nay! *At Verdauga* The term "grenade" itself implies danger! You, sir, are bending the facts to suite your own fancies!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:25:01 PM
Your honour, I do not believe that anyone is in need of prosecution, in this case.
I second Shisteer's statement.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:28:54 PM
*At Teer* Nay, I say! Nay!
Your honour, I am a little bit concerned about Kade. He appears to have become a horse.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:28:54 PM
*At Verdauga* The term "grenade" itself implies danger!
Since the word "grenade was formed from the word "pomegranate", the term grenade means, if anything, fruit.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:28:54 PMYou, sir, are bending the facts to suite your own fancies!
*suit
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 11:45:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:28:54 PM
*At Verdauga* The term "grenade" itself implies danger!
Since the word "grenade was formed from the word "pomegranate", the term grenade means, if anything, fruit.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:28:54 PMYou, sir, are bending the facts to suite your own fancies!
*suit
Where the word comes from doesn't matter. In common vernacular, grenade implies dangerous explosion.
And no, I know what I said. I was implying that you bent the rules in order to get your fancies a nice room to stay in. You obviously feel that they deserve it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 10:28:54 PMYou, sir, are bending
And no, I know what I said. I was implying that you bent the rules in order to get your fancies a nice room to stay in. You obviously feel that they deserve it.
:D :D :D :D :D That was a good comeback.
However, on the subject of the grapefruit grenades, simply calling them grenades does not make them so. Though they detonated upon impact, this alone does not make them grenades, nor dangerous. Your Honor, Kade is grasping for straws on this point.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 10:35:22 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 10:25:01 PM
Your honour, I do not believe that anyone is in need of prosecution, in this case.
I second Shisteer's statement.
Hmm....
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2019, 03:52:19 PM
However, on the subject of the grapefruit grenades, simply calling them grenades does not make them so. Though they detonated upon impact, this alone does not make them grenades, nor dangerous. Your Honor, Kade is grasping for straws on this point.
Hmmmmmm...
Alright then! I shall make a new poll, ans we'll let the Jury (aka, ya'll) vote if charges should by pressed.
Just remember, if said polls don't agree with the most Honorable Judge's opinion, things could turn ugly... *Cackles evilly* What was that random person in the back? Yes, I run a fair court. Why do you ask?
Your honour, I will abide by your decision.
Your honor, a judgement must be made.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! New poll! Let the votes and bribes *Cough cough* begin!
Ebantu threatened to kidnap me, does that count as a crime?
Of course not. I'm a wildcat; it's my job.
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 09:25:04 PM
Ebantu threatened to kidnap me, does that count as a crime?
Now now, she only said if you went missing, she might be able to return you. She never said anything about you still being alive when she did so.
That's true. I didn't.
Your honour, I believe Ebantu is innocent. I would also like to mention that it is illegal to accuse somebody who is not here to defend themselves. Since Ebby is not here, she cannot be accused.
That's right. I'm not here.
She shouldn't be, anyway. What have you done to your cousins, Eb?
Who's on trial again?
No idea. Me probably.
I haven't done anything to my cousins! We didn't go to the Coramandel because it was raining to much and camping in the rain is no fun.
Hi, merry Christmas!
Bah humbug!
Hum bahbug!
Don't let the jolly appetizer spoil all that you hold dear.
Shut out the melancholy miser. Banish him with Christmas cheer! *continues singing happily*
Who's the jolly appetizer? (or is that a reference/quote?)
Pretty sure it's a reference.
Yeah, it's part of a song from A Christmas Carol. After that but, it usually goes (when I sing it, anyway)
'Take out the holly and be jolly full of something, and plum!
Christmas will bring a little weakness for you, and some.
Something and something, something, something, yum, yum!
Blah, blah I do not know the words to this song!'
Sounds about right ;D
Yeah, I can't remember all the words.
So, anyone got charges they feel need to be brought up? I'm sure Judge Seb will be able to sort things out for you.
^^^
I have a charge. People keep on purposely getting my name wrong. I refuse to answer to 'Eban'!
By "people", I think she means Verdauga.
Kade, please don't interrupt Eban, *Cough* Oops, I mean Ebby. So... Ebby, are you charging anyone in particular besides the Forum as a whole?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 01, 2020, 12:08:18 AM
By "people", I think she means Verdauga.
I plead not guilty.
*Nods* Any objections?
Your honour, Ebantu is not present.
True.
Though, we could end this matter here and now... Depends on the *Cough* bribe... *Cough* donation. @Verdauga ;D
No.
Intimidation, before donation.
Ah...
I am also skilled in the art of intimidation.
Oh yeah? Prove it!
*Door slams open* *Smiles* Hello, Sebias. You have a traitor in your midst... You have until tomorrow to bring him to me.
One man's traitor is another man's patriot.
... that still doesn't make it right to help your enemies invade your country just because you want money, and then you get to be a Lord, or maybe move to a country similar to France and marry someone you imprisoned.
The traitor is you, Booklover.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 09, 2020, 04:03:12 PM
*Door slams open* *Smiles* Hello, Sebias. You have a traitor in your midst... You have until tomorrow to bring him to me.
Him is general term.
It's 2020.
You have until tomorrow,
@Sebias of Redwall to bring her to me.
And what exactly have I done? Are you the person who when they play social deduction games like Resistance that accuses everybody else when they're the spy?
I'm simply the man with a plan. And you, Booklover are a traitor.
Quote from: Booklover on January 09, 2020, 05:46:13 PM
And what exactly have I done? Are you the person who when they play social deduction games like Resistance that accuses everybody else when they're the spy?
You've betrayed the ones you cared about.
How do you know I ever cared for anybody?
Sheevie knows these things.
Your sources are inaccurate.
False.
False.
Tomorrow, Sebias.
By which time zone? Can I just go to Venus?
No. Come to New Zealand and I'll give you a hiding place. (I do have ducks at my house though, just a warning)
I'll live. The ducks might not.
If you imply what I have inferred, you might not live either.
Can nobody take a joke around here anymore?
Only if the joker follows along.
Lack of emojis helps it seem like I don't get it though. mooahahah.
You kill my ducks, I kill you.
(but you could hide on my bunk bed. The ducks don't come inside, let alone in my room)
I remember the chickens coming into the house when I was in Uganda. It was a little bit annoying. I was trying to read in peace.
Did they no de wae
*Facewall.*
Oh, please no.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 12, 2020, 09:46:10 PM
*Facewall.*
I was gonna mention something about Knuckles NEVER knowing the way, but I think I'll just look at the above quote and smile.
He's fine. Booklover hasn't killed him yet.
Yet.
OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! (BTW bookie Teer has finished her New story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13466737/1/ (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13466737/1/) )
OOOOhhhhhh. *Clicks on the link.*
And waits.
Edit: Oh,
@Lass? you should probably use the button right beside the image tags. You set up a file transfer protocol, instead.
I posted it for her because she was on holiday.
Quote from: Booklover on January 12, 2020, 11:41:25 AM
I remember the chickens coming into the house when I was in Uganda. It was a little bit annoying. I was trying to read in peace.
*story removed for vital benefit* They weren't very amused.
:o
;D
Lass, can you please not kill her right now? We need her for the Name Day, you can kill after that.
almost anything for you Ebby the great ;D*grins*
Sorry, sorry! I'll fix it.
EDIT: Done. Now all you need to do is edit your quotation of my post.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2020, 02:19:08 AM
Lass put all of our chickens into Mum and Dad's bedroom once. They weren't very amused.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 08:40:20 AM
Sorry, sorry! I'll fix it.
EDIT: Done. Now all you need to do is edit your quotation of my post.
It's too late, I have seen everything.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 13, 2020, 10:14:57 PM
OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! (BTW bookie Teer has finished her New story https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13466737/1/ (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13466737/1/) )
I noticed. I was randomly browsing ff.net and I eventually realised the spelling of Teer's username was American.
She ran out of spaces, so she had to spell it the correct way.
what made you think that!
What she said.
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
*Mild sigh.*
Teer has mentioned in multiple places that she ran out of letters, so she used the American spelling, which so happens to be the correct one.
I see... so were is seb?
@Sebias of Redwall
*Glares down from my fancy judge seat*
I say, who is on bally trial here? Sheev, do you intend on continuing pressing charges on Booklover? *Peers wisely over glasses and leans forward* If so, sonny, I'd like at least three files containing undeniable proof. Savvy? Or actually, scratch that, an accusation will be enough.
*Slams hammer* Order in the court! Court now in session.
*sits and looks at seb*
Thank you, Lass. At least somebody believes in me.
So...
@Sheev Palpatine ... Anything to say about this case?
*puts hand up, then stands up and gives seb homemade chocolate brownie*not guilty.
I take it you were attempting to make him a cake?
No, brownie
Okay.
didn't you somewhere tell us that your chocolate cakes turn into brownies, and your brownies turn out like cakes?
I never said that I made that one ^-^
Touché
Huh????????
Fair enough.
Wah wah wah
kade!, you evil frog leg! why did you vote "indeed"
Of course she's guilty! (What did she do, exactly?)
Nobody knows, probably something silly....
Quote from: lass of something much on January 16, 2020, 04:56:04 AM
kade!, you evil frog leg! why did you vote "indeed"
I like your gumption, missy!
I voted in such a way so as to make things interesting.
Sebias, in ten minutes I will show you undeniable evidence.
If this comes in video format......
I'll be impressed actually. That stuff takes effort.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 16, 2020, 03:41:29 PM
Sebias, in ten minutes I will show you undeniable evidence.
not possible, as booklover is not guilty!.
It's also been ten minutes.
More than ten minutes. He lied in court!
:o
Quote from: Booklover on January 16, 2020, 05:19:49 PM
More than ten minutes. He lied in court!
The real question, though, is if the evidence would be exonerating you, or proving you guilty. Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUN!
(https://tuesdayshorse.files.wordpress.com/2019/12/pine-nut-mustangs.jpg)
Uh....
Who let horses into the court house?!
himm... I wonder?...
Grand Hammer User Sebias! I'm pressing charges against Lass for not holding her horses and letting them cause disorder in your court!
Verdauga, counsel for the defense.
hay those arn't my ponnys, and I'm not "holding" them.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 16, 2020, 05:47:40 PM
hay those arn't my ponnys, and I'm not "holding" them.
She admits that she isn't holding them and has set them loose!
I did'nt know what "exonerating" ment so googiled it and that was what came up
Somebody get those horses under control please! I just had the floors waxed.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 16, 2020, 03:41:29 PM
Sebias, in ten minutes I will show you undeniable evidence.
Hmm?
*Teleports horses out of the courtroom, and leaves to tend to them.
Ahem. Thank you, Verdauga. Now, where were we?
Quote from: Booklover on January 16, 2020, 05:19:49 PM
More than ten minutes. He lied in court!
I am sorry friends. I will show you in five minutes.
He lied again!
Hmm...
I am sorry. I just need ten more minutes.
*gives Seb more homemade chocolate brownie*not guilty ;D
I like it!
do you want some to?, you can have some if you vote not guilty.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 16, 2020, 10:25:06 PM
*gives Seb more homemade chocolate brownie*not guilty ;D
Thanks! *Shares a piece with Verdauga and Lass, then proceeds to eat it all*
Thank you Seb, and thank you Lass for making us some chocolate cake!
*eats piece*brownie.
Things aren't looking good for poor ol' Bookie.
You're welcome. Now, on to the hanging of Booklover... (The polls say is she is guilty. Unless some evidence would show up.)
Verdauga, counsel for the defense.
I would like to defend Booklover now.
Alright. State your case, Mr. Verdauga.
First I would like to point out: no evidence has been presented to enforce the claim that Booklover is guilty. The defendant is on trial for a vaguely defined charge of treason. Furthermore at the time of this post, the defendant is not present to face these allegations.
Good points but quick question: Who says the law is always fair, hmm? >:D
Members who have the power to imprison the judge, your honor.
*Puts Verdauga on trial for threatening the one and only Supreme Judge*
^-^
Enough. Though this does not qualify as evidence, I wanted to get something out quickly.
I need help
Lol
Quote from: Verdauga on January 16, 2020, 10:06:10 PM
*Teleports horses out of the courtroom, and leaves to tend to them.
*is tending the horses, because Verdauga abandoned them*
reary cute thoes ponys ^-^
They are adorable. I love how they comfort each other.
Sheev has taken the law into his own hands! You cannot let him defy your authority like this, Sebias!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 17, 2020, 03:51:09 PM
In the dead of the night five criminals are being taken to their new homes.
Prisoners:
Verdauga.
Kade.
Booklover.
Skarzs.
Teer.
*The prisoners are now staying in their chambers*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 12:58:01 AM
*is tending the horses, because Verdauga abandoned them*
Excuse me?
I am simply taking the next step, Booklover. And it seems you are guilty.
You've said multiple times that you'd show proof, but you haven't. As far as I'm aware, you haven't even said what I'm guilty of. Besides, you don't even have a lie to give you a reason to imprison the others.
Enough. You and Verdauga have information regarding a possible forum civil war.
[Insert "Captain America: Civil War" meme here]
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/captain-america-civil-war-memes-iron-man-tony-stark-is-a-robot-batman.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600)
Image no work.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 17, 2020, 04:04:46 PM
[Insert "Captain America: Civil War" meme here]
he toled me to "Captain America: Civil War" meme"
I meant, the image doesn't display. I tried just putting the link into my browser, and it says I don't have authorization to view the file.
oh...okay...thats fine...
Nooooooooo
It worked for me.
Mmmm, maybe it's because I'm at work? I guess I'll check when I get home.
hu, sucks to be you ;D
*Flexes the ridiculously sized, yet beautifully shaped muscles of an Otterbadger that he has.* I beg to disagree.
No.
Maybe.
No.
*Flexes.* Yes.
Nope. *gives Ebby brownie*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 17, 2020, 03:56:01 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 12:58:01 AM
*is tending the horses, because Verdauga abandoned them*
Excuse me?
You are excused.
Oh, thanks Lass. *eats brownie* *falls to the ground, unconscious(the brownie was poisoned/drugged)*
*Gasps* Lass killed Eb! *Begins crying*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 18, 2020, 04:36:27 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 17, 2020, 03:56:01 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 12:58:01 AM
*is tending the horses, because Verdauga abandoned them*
Excuse me?
You are excused.
Oh, thanks Lass. *eats brownie* *falls to the ground, unconscious(the brownie was poisoned/drugged)*
*Has not even almost bothered to check for a pulse. Continues crying.*
*would be disgusted but is lying unconscious on the ground*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 18, 2020, 04:36:27 AM
Oh, thanks Lass. *eats brownie* *falls to the ground, unconscious(the brownie was poisoned/drugged)*
IT WAS NOT!!!,how could you!, my brownies not THAT bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and to think I was going to post my Folgrim drawings and models!
I never said it was you who poisoned/drugged them. It was probably Sheev.
oh...okay *posts the Folgrim picters*
Did you really?
N- no?
Not you.
:laugh: I'll go and see!
you should post your art to!
What art? I don't do art.
yes you do all thoes cats! ;D
I have no idea what you are talking about, sorry. :P
I wanna see your kitty art
I HAVEN'T DONE ANY KITTY ART!!!
yes, you have done heeeeeeeaaaaps and all thoses Folgrim picters that I left at your houce. . .
No you didn't. You left ONE.
realy! I made so meany and left them all at houce
@Ebantu the Kararehe Show me the kitty art
she fled...
She is in denial.
Huh?????
:laugh:
*feeds the cute little crocs*
Question: When is Booklover's execution taking place? I'm really looking forward to it.
She didn't do anything! Mercy! *Falls to knees and begs some more* 3 (37.5%)
Pfft! What... What makes you, er, say that? *Twiddles paws* 1 (12.5%)
Of course! Get some rope! 2 (25%)
Indeed. 2 (25%)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 11:31:55 AM
Question: When is Booklover's execution taking place? I'm really looking forward to it.
judgeing the votes, never. but judgeing by the Judge, nobody knows O-o.
You have already posted that song on here. Several times.
that is behinde the seens
:o Dun dun dun!
You have already posted that song on here. Several times.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 20, 2020, 11:31:55 AM
Question: When is Booklover's execution taking place? I'm really looking forward to it.
Capital punishment was abolished in England years ago. Also, I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm pretty sure you can still be executed in America. Barbaric country.
Some states, I think. But this isn't America, and I'm English, and I live in England.
Praise the Lord, or else you would be DOOMED!
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 07:41:22 PM
Some states, I think. But this isn't America, and I'm English, and I live in England.
Like
any of that matters here ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 08:03:30 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 07:41:22 PM
Some states, I think. But this isn't America, and I'm English, and I live in England.
Like any of that matters here ;D
Precisely.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:40:36 PM
I'm pretty sure you can still be executed in America. Barbaric country.
Some states have the death penalty, some states don't. Thoughtful criminals can choose where to commit serious crimes. Unlike Aotearoa (NZ) where the worst murderers get a slap on the wrist and three square meals a day for ten years. Barbaric country. :)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 22, 2020, 01:14:11 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:40:36 PM
I'm pretty sure you can still be executed in America. Barbaric country.
Some states have the death penalty, some states don't. Thoughtful criminals can choose where to commit serious crimes. Unlike Aotearoa (NZ) where the worst murderers get a slap on the wrist and three square meals a day for ten years. Barbaric country. :)
you have more then three meals a day? (and you have huge servings)
Guys? How about we don't talk about the politics of judicial systems, okay?
Judicial systems? In a court house?! What will they think of next?
Really, though, it's Seb's fault for not doing his job properly.
You know what my answer to that is.
Lol. It's fun to discuss differences in countries, as long as no one gets upset. By the way, I'm actually a New Zealand citizen.
north iland or south?
Overseas.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 22, 2020, 03:29:22 PM
Lol. It's fun to discuss differences in countries, as long as no one gets upset. By the way, I'm actually a New Zealand citizen.
:o...oh.
Bother, we'll have to start being a bit nicer to you.
He doesn't seem to actually live there, though, so you're good.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 09:42:46 PM
He doesn't seem to actually live there, though, so you're good.
Yeah, but I mean here on the forum.
Owch.
What hurts?
everything.(manely the fact that I stood on a nail)
Now, why'd you go and do that?
Silly bean.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 09:58:46 PM
Now, why'd you go and do that?
for the cchheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!
I am confused.
It's all for the cheese.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on January 22, 2020, 03:29:22 PM
Lol. It's fun to discuss differences in countries, as long as no one gets upset. By the way, I'm actually a New Zealand citizen.
Cool! (and I agree, New Zealand's judicial system is pathetic)
If you say so.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2020, 10:06:41 PM
Cool! (and I agree, New Zealand's judicial system is pathetic)
Much like this one then? *Glances
@Seb*
Kade. RUN.
That's... probably wise. *Whips out his enchanted fork and poofs away.*
Good child.
*The poof of smoke forms into...*
Child?
*...before fading away.*
Yes. Child.
*sits down*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2020, 10:06:41 PM
Cool! (and I agree, New Zealand's judicial system is pathetic)
Much like this one then? *Glances @Seb*
No, Supreme Judge Sebias does his job perfectly. It is the witnesses that are being pathetic.
*nods*indeed!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2020, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2020, 10:06:41 PM
Cool! (and I agree, New Zealand's judicial system is pathetic)
Much like this one then? *Glances @Seb*
No, Supreme Judge Sebias does his job perfectly. It is the witnesses that are being pathetic.
Incorrect. The votes have been cast, yet
Judge Seb has yet to pass the verdict.
*Comes back in from coffee break (Not really)* Thank you, Teer, for defending me. Ahem, as for
you, Kade. *Confiscates the weapon (Aka, the fork*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 23, 2020, 02:51:26 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2020, 09:59:50 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2020, 10:06:41 PM
Cool! (and I agree, New Zealand's judicial system is pathetic)
Much like this one then? *Glances @Seb*
No, Supreme Judge Sebias does his job perfectly. It is the witnesses that are being pathetic.
Incorrect. The votes have been cast, yet Judge Seb has yet to pass the verdict.
But have all of the members voted yet? Hmm?
And seriously, it's not like we have another case to go to right after this one or anything. Yet.
We might soon. I have something being investigated currently.
Is the judge allowed to vote?
QuoteJanuary 16, 2020, 10:18:26 PM Sebias of Redwall 4 Indeed.
*Grins*
Hey, he's a person too. Of course he's allowed.
Wait? We're people?? That's news to me. I thought most of us were actually otterbadgers, tortoises, taniwhas, otters, wildcats or other.
Well, I don't know 'bout the rest of you lot, but Otterbadgers are people. Not human, but people nonetheless.
hmmm. . . ;D
The Kararehe will remain untamed! *jumps out a window*
I never said that you are civil...
I never said you did.
XD
Quote from: Booklover on January 23, 2020, 08:23:01 PM
Is the judge allowed to vote?
QuoteJanuary 16, 2020, 10:18:26 PM Sebias of Redwall 4 Indeed.
*Grins*
The judge is allowed to do whatever he likes.
well said my friend sister, well said!.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:13:16 AM
The Kararehe will remain untamed! *jumps out a window*
Please come back sweetie, we should really see this trial through.
wat
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 03:12:30 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 08:13:16 AM
The Kararehe will remain untamed! *jumps out a window*
Please come back sweetie, we should really see this trial through.
you will pay for that comment
I agree ;D
silly, silly, otter!
Can't disagree ^-^
okay, thats cool bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*Waves bye to Lass, a winning smile gracing his features.*
I'm back
Good to have you back ^-^
Luckily for you, Kade, I was out of earshot when you made your perilous comment.
*hands seb some fanta*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 25, 2020, 06:57:16 AM
*hands seb some fanta*
Thanks! *Eats it* Mm... *Inserts Gollum picture* What is it, Precious? What is it?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 27, 2020, 01:15:35 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 25, 2020, 06:57:16 AM
*hands seb some fanta*
Thanks! *Eats it* Mm... *Inserts Gollum picture (https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03515/Gollum__3515567b.jpg)* What is it, Precious? What is it?
*inserts gollum picture* you ate it!, it a drink!.
fanta, Precious gollum! gollum!
A box without hinges, key or lid;
Yet inside a golden treasure is hid.
30 white horses on a pink hill, first thay clamp, then they stamp and then they stand still.
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stone to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
TIME! I need time!
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.
give me a brake I haven't read the hobit in like...five six years!
*gives Lass a brake that was torn from a broken bike* Here.
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 27, 2020, 06:31:07 AM
*gives Lass a brake that was torn from a broken bike* Here.
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Ggggrrrr- hhhmmmmm a fish?
Seb, your court has no order.
it does you just have to look harder ;)
An eye in a blue face
Saw an eye in a green face.
'That eye is like to this eye,'
Said the first eye,
'But in low place,
Not in high place.'
well, I'm stumpt
Really?
yea
*Bangs gavel multiple times* Order! Order in the Court please! Don't ask me why though. :P Chaos is so much more fun....
as you wish :laugh:*sits down*
*is causing chaos in a very orderly manner*
thats not how it works!
Oh yeah? Well, that isn't how it vorks either, so there!
okay....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 29, 2020, 05:46:53 AM
*is causing chaos in a very orderly manner*
That's a contradiction in terms. As is sane fangirls/boys.
8O
Quote from: Verdauga on January 29, 2020, 04:13:40 PM
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:05:32 PM
sane fangirls/boys.
those are called "fans".
Yeah, I don't think genders are attributed to them at the factory or anything.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 28, 2020, 11:22:42 PM
*Bangs gavel multiple times* Order! Order in the Court please! Don't ask me why though. :P Chaos is so much more fun....
*accidentally drops my machine gun and it starts firing*
You left the safety off and had a round chambered? AND you have a gun that'll actually do that??
For shame.
Unless the trigger is caught on something, or the trigger sear is worn, it should at most only fire one round.
Unless you're, like, using a Sten.
Which, in that case... why?
I dunno. I can't explain it any more.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 30, 2020, 05:47:33 PM
You left the safety off and had a round chambered? AND you have a gun that'll actually do that??
For shame.
It doesn't
have a safety, andI always have a round chambered.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 30, 2020, 06:54:09 PM
Unless the trigger is caught on something, or the trigger sear is worn, it should at most only fire one round.
It shouldn't even go off, but it happens.
Also, that doesn't sound very weapon-safe.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on January 30, 2020, 05:03:21 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 28, 2020, 11:22:42 PM
*Bangs gavel multiple times* Order! Order in the Court please! Don't ask me why though. :P Chaos is so much more fun....
*accidentally drops my machine gun and it starts firing*
O-O... Ooch *stands on seet*
*ignores bullets bouncing of scales and walks towards gun, grabs it and tries to turn it off*
How does this thing work, exactly? *waves gun around, trying to figure out how to make it stop*
*shapeshifts in to a mouse babe, then climbs up onto Teers shoulder*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 31, 2020, 07:54:10 AM
*ignores bullets bouncing of scales and walks towards gun, grabs it and tries to turn it off*
How does this thing work, exactly? *waves gun around, trying to figure out how to make it stop*
*desperately dodges bullets* Teer! Stop it!
*falls asleep*
*Removes the magazine from the weapon.*
Would you mind handing me the firearm, honeybun? I'll keep it secure.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 02, 2020, 03:14:32 PM
*Removes the magazine from the weapon.*
Would you mind handing me the firearm, honeybun? I'll jeep it secure.
Jeep? What has a jeep got to do with anything? Or was it just a typo?
Typo. I'm on my phone. Thanks for pointing that out.
*looks at Lass* ''What a good idea!' said Zog.' *goes to sleep*
*snuggles into Teer*
*sits up* Speaking of order, can I have sushi? *goes back to sleep*
N-No, go back to bed
Why so nervous?
@Sebias of Redwall I have a case I'd like to bring forward, so can we settle this one with Booklover?
Quote from: Verdauga on February 02, 2020, 03:14:32 PM
*Removes the magazine from the weapon.*
Would you mind handing me the firearm, honeybun? I'll keep it secure.
Oh, thank you dear. I was having a bit of trouble with it anyway. *hands gun to Verdauga* How do those things work anyway? It seems like unnecessary danger to me. If you want to completely destroy something, wouldn't it be simpler to just breath fire onto it?
Not that everybeast, or most beasts for that matter, can do that. We aren't Taniwhas after all.
... You have a point. Still, surely there are more effective ways...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2020, 03:50:35 PM
Why so nervous?
*gets off Teers shoulder* I isn't nervous.
*pats Lass gently* Of course not. You're very brave, in fact.
No? I'm sleepy, I had just woken up...
It's ok to be frightened by the sushi. It happens to many.
??????????
*Reads above posts*
0.0
Anything else anyone would like to add before I pass the sentence?
*shapeshifts back into an otter*go ahead your lordship!
The sushi will come for us all.
*makes some sushi*
*eats all of the sushi* There, problem solved. Carry on, your Honour.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY SUSHI!!!, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME tEER!!!!!!!!!?? :'(
Well, Kade thought you were scared of sushi and I wanted to hurry up and get on with proceedings so I decided to take away the distraction. I can regurgitate it, if you want.
yes, and you know I will eat it :laugh:
....
just to gross Ebby out :laugh:
....
.......
.....
:o
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2020, 10:29:16 AM
Well, Kade thought you were scared of sushi and I wanted to hurry up and get on with proceedings so I decided to take away the distraction. I can regurgitate it, if you want.
Teer, I'm asking this as a friend... please don't.
Well, Lass wants me to and you don't, so I'll regurgitate half of it and then you'll both be happy.
Very, highly, incorrect.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2020, 10:30:17 PM
Well, Lass wants me to and you don't, so I'll regurgitate half of it and then you'll both be happy.
No, all of it, I need ALL of it!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2020, 03:50:35 PM
@Sebias of Redwall I have a case I'd like to bring forward, so can we settle this one with Booklover?
I am curious.
*waits for
@Sebias of Redwall to come*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 05, 2020, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 05, 2020, 10:29:16 AM
Well, Kade thought you were scared of sushi and I wanted to hurry up and get on with proceedings so I decided to take away the distraction. I can regurgitate it, if you want.
Teer, I'm asking this as a friend... please don't.
Yeah, don't do that. Otherwise I will have to remove my good eye.
oh goodie!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 06, 2020, 06:33:03 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2020, 03:50:35 PM
@Sebias of Redwall I have a case I'd like to bring forward, so can we settle this one with Booklover?
I am curious.
*Sighs* Alright, fine. After checking over all of the evidence,
Spoiler
Booklover is...?
Spoiler
As
Spoiler
I
Spoiler
Was
Spoiler
Saying:
Spoiler
Booklover
Spoiler
Is
Spoiler
Very
Spoiler
Hold on a sec... I forgot what I was going to say. Let me start from the beginning...
She's guilty. How shall we perform the execution? (We go by martial law, right?)
Actually, Kade, she is...
Spoiler
Yes, you guessed it, guilty. ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2020, 04:43:05 AM
(We go by martial law, right?)
No, we go by
MY laws. They're much more fun. :P
Okay, cool, we're all going to die.
There's a chance, yes.
Maaaaybe.
I will be the executioner.
Na, that's Teerer's job
DON'T let One Eye do it. He'll just shoot her with a gun, but Teer can be relied upon to be interesting in her methods.
DUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...no.
locking all the books up!
...you're evil.
Forcing her to marry Sheev should be punishment enough.
thanks >:D
I guess if we wanted to be really cruel we could send her to America.
that's gust rong!
Yeah, I guess even Booklover doesn't deserve that.
The U.S. is lovely! Stay open-minded, Ebantu.
I'm just teasing. :P
I have friends who have visited America and love it over there, and I would like to go one day.
:o
Yes, I know. Shock-horror to Lass and Teer.
*grins* lol
Now you're doing it as well! Stop!
lol
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 01:35:08 AM
DON'T let One Eye do it. He'll just shoot her with a gun, but Teer can be relied upon to be interesting in her methods.
Am I really that predictable? I was going to drop a V8 engine on her head.
Ouch.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on February 08, 2020, 03:45:47 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 01:35:08 AM
DON'T let One Eye do it. He'll just shoot her with a gun, but Teer can be relied upon to be interesting in her methods.
Am I really that predictable? I was going to drop a V8 engine on her head.
yes, you are, you need to up your game...
Well, a v8 engine to the head is not something that has been done on this thread yet.
see that's what I meen
*is listening to the Song of Durin through headphones*
No you're not, you are right next to me, I can tell
It seems Booklover's punishment has been decided upon.
So...what did she do again?
I haven't the slightest idea.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 05:11:01 AM
Yes, I know. Shock-horror to Lass and Teer.
We've actually been to America before, and I'd love to go again.
me also
*is still listening to the Song of Durin through headphones*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 10, 2020, 12:39:00 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 05:11:01 AM
Yes, I know. Shock-horror to Lass and Teer.
We've actually been to America before, and I'd love to go again.
Cool. Which state did you visit, if you don't mind my asking?
about 30 of them...
Yeah, heaps of them. I'll try and compose a full list later.
*waits*
Soooo... when can I bring my case forward?
@Sebias of Redwall
sooner the better! :laugh:
Mmm?
*gallops into Court House (on horse back) with firmly handcuffed prisoner/Kade*
Judge Sebias, I come on behalf of Sheriff Keva. This criminal was spying on the Sheriff's office, obviously trying to find out secret information. Sheriff Keva is currently sorting out some very important business but she'll come if she has time. (I hope)
*dismounts, still holding Kade by the collar, and waits for further instruction*
Yeah, I'm already here, and I'm first in line, so you're gonna have to wait your turn.
Sheriff's orders. Do as you're told.
That was for the Kade in the sheriff office thread, not me. I've been waiting for weeks, you gotta wait your turn.
Kade is Kade. They don't multiply. *looks down at Kade, then back up at Kade* On second thoughts, maybe they do. Carry on.
This is amusing.
*glares at Eb* It could be slightly less amusing when you find yourself in possession of two husbands, rather than just one.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 10, 2020, 03:24:42 PM
Soooo... when can I bring my case forward? @Sebias of Redwall
Sure! Go ahead, Kade. I've been waiting to hear this one for a while anyway. :laugh:
Great! Ok, so, I've had this suspicion for awhile and so I had PI Verdauga do some investigating for me, and I believe that we've uncovered something diabolical. I didn't want to believe it, but... well, we'll just have to see. You see, the thing is...
Spoiler
Eb and Lass are actually the SAME PERSON! I had initially suspected that Teer might be a part of this as well, but the evidence didn't support it.
*Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN*
And below I'll post some of the proof that Verdauga managed to dig up. These are actual posts he managed to overhear from the culprit.
Spoiler
In no particular order:
Lass: no, but I can...*shapeshifts into Ebby* Shoot...this is not good. *shapeshifts back*
Ebantu: That was weird. There were two of me for a moment. I think one is all the forum can handle, Lass.
Lass: 144% done....Huh???
Ebantu: 144% is not possible because cent is one hundred so per cent can only go up to one hundred.
L: Cheese!!!
E: How random do you get, Lass?!
L: *is scared for my sisters wellbeing. (because I know that she's not)*
E: *isn't scared for my sister's wellbeing, Verdauga has a knife so he can protect her*
E: *whispers to Lass* They switched identities. [in response to Kade and Skarzs acting as if they were the same.]
L: and it's mine (yes I am teers sister)
E:*Gulps* Sorry. Teer's my friend in real life. I'm allowed to tease her. It might be hazardous to my health, though.
How's this?
Seems rather incriminating, doesn't it?
Ooh, this will be interesting. I think I'll withhold from testifying in this situation. The persons in question can get rather aggressive.
:o oh man! ya got me!
... I wasn't expecting that response.
*blinks*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 11, 2020, 09:41:49 PM
:o oh man! ya got me!
...........
So, should we call them Labantu the something much?
Ebanla.
Well... that went easier than I expected.
Eblasstu the Kararehe of something much
@Ebantu the Kararehe
Why'd you call Lass?
Still trying to come to terms with the whole thing.
It's an even more crushing blow to Teer and Mharbrow. Their siblings... played by an imposter!
You think Mharbrow might be in on it as well?
Hmmm....I dunno. I don't have enough evidence either way.
True....
No deffently not!! ;)
...I didn't realise you guys were this ridiculous.
Hi the same person as me.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 13, 2020, 05:56:25 AM
...I didn't realise you guys were this ridiculous.
Didn't you? That's strange. Ah well, you had to discover it somehow.
Yeah, yeah looks like we do. So, all three of them are the same person....
@Sebias of Redwall shouldn't we do something about this?
I AM ALL!!!!!!!!!
I AM ONE!
I am worried.
YOU SHOULD BE
Hey Guys! I'm Verdauga
Can't be. Kade's actually done something with his life :D
Hardly.
Softly.
Piano (ly?).
Quote from: Verdauga on February 14, 2020, 12:52:46 PM
Can't be. Kade's actually done something with his life :D
SEEEEEEE EEEE
What?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Sebias of Redwall, once again, your court has
no order.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 02:20:53 PM
@Sebias of Redwall, once again, your court has no order.
*drags a small trampoline into Court House* What do you mean, 'your court has no order'? *begins jumping on tramp*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 18, 2020, 03:34:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 02:20:53 PM
@Sebias of Redwall, once again, your court has no order.
*drags a small trampoline into Court House* What do you mean, 'your court has no order'? *begins jumping on tramp*
Calling a trampoline a "tramp" really weirds me out. Like, what do you think the movie "The Lady and the Tramp" is about?
Hah.
EEE..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 18, 2020, 01:10:24 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 18, 2020, 03:34:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 02:20:53 PM
@Sebias of Redwall, once again, your court has no order.
*drags a small trampoline into Court House* What do you mean, 'your court has no order'? *begins jumping on tramp*
Calling a trampoline a "tramp" really weirds me out. Like, what do you think the movie "The Lady and the Tramp" is about?
I couldn't be bothered to write trampoline the second time. *continues jumping up and down*
coppy and paste, man, coppy and paste.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! >:D
I told you they'd find out, George!
Eeee?...ee eeee?
Your Honour, I think this case is settled already and it's against the law to lie in court so I can't do anything about it. What punishment is my little brother going to receive for his deception?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 19, 2020, 08:48:14 AM
Your Honour, I think this case is settled already and it's against the law to lie in court so I can't do anything about it. What punishment is my little brother going to receive for his deception?
Eeeeeee?
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
eem...Ee.
I think his brain broke.
:o Eee?
yes EEEEEEEEE!
Eeeeee E eee
*Le sigh*
Eeee....ee eeee?
Eek? Oook? Oook!
Fire And Axes.
Eeeeee, eeee!
(https://p.motionelements.com/stock-video/signs-symbols/me835819-fire-axe-symbol-burning-ancient-arms-hd-a0096.jpg)
Perfect.
(Why are you saying Eee?)
Eeeeeee, e eeee ee!
She resolved to say nothing else on this thread.
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
It has been discovered that Ebby, Mharbrow and Lass are the same person. I just implied that said person is my little brother. It's really not that complicated.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 01:55:41 AM
She resolved to say nothing else on this thread.
So it would seem -_-
:laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 03:53:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
It has been discovered that Ebby, Mharbrow and Lass are the same person. I just implied that said person is my little brother. It's really not that complicated.
EEEE!? e
EEEE eee eeee eee e eeee eeee EEE Eeeeeee!
Hey, what about me? Aren't I supposedly the same person as you guys as well?
-_-
Quote from: lass of something much on February 22, 2020, 08:23:48 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 03:53:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
It has been discovered that Ebby, Mharbrow and Lass are the same person. I just implied that said person is my little brother. It's really not that complicated.
EEEE!? e EEEE eee eeee eee e eeee eeee EEE Eeeeeee!
Oh, I see. It is an insult for you to be called the same person as Captain Dyemhar. Well, fair enough. (just joking, cuz)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 03:53:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
It has been discovered that Ebby, Mharbrow and Lass are the same person. I just implied that said person is my little brother. It's really not that complicated.
Excuse my mumblings about a certain book series.
E eee eeee E eeeee!
Mumblings excused.
E ee EEE "eeeeeeeee"
no u
-_-
eee eeeee eee'e eee eeee ee eee?
Totes
This is highly amusing.
Quote from: Booklover on February 22, 2020, 10:48:58 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 03:53:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
It has been discovered that Ebby, Mharbrow and Lass are the same person. I just implied that said person is my little brother. It's really not that complicated.
Excuse my mumblings about a certain book series.
Okay, now I have no idea what you're talking about.
Eee ee E
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2020, 03:07:50 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 22, 2020, 10:48:58 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 22, 2020, 03:53:18 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:21:39 AM
Mharbrow, presumably. If Ebby's your unofficially officially adopted sister, Mharbrow could be your unofficially officially adopted brother (yay! Complicated family trees).
It has been discovered that Ebby, Mharbrow and Lass are the same person. I just implied that said person is my little brother. It's really not that complicated.
Excuse my mumblings about a certain book series.
Okay, now I have no idea what you're talking about.
It's hard to explain without spoilers, and explaining without mentioning names or giving away the series just makes it too complicated.
Eee ee eee eeee Eeee ee eeee eeeee ee eeee eeee eeee!?
Lass, just die quietly.
:'( eeeee eee eeee ee eee eeee? :(
Zere'z zome German bloke cavin' 'imzelf 'Herr Od' vho'z gaein' aboot cuttin' up ze baby Jesus figurez in nativity zcenez. Vot zhould ve dae aboot 'im?
Ee, ee! :o
Maybe ask him to stop? And give him a job at the local butcher.
Eeee...eeee eeee eeee...
Would you like me to assassinate him, Hiag?
EEEEE, ee eee ee eeee, E eee eee eee. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 07:16:42 AM
Would you like me to assassinate him, Hiag?
Now now, such a course of action is entirely unnecessary, unless Supreme Judge Sebias tells you to take such definite measures, in which case it's very necessary.
Eeeeee! ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2020, 08:59:17 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 07:16:42 AM
Would you like me to assassinate him, Hiag?
Now now, such a course of action is entirely unnecessary, unless Supreme Judge Sebias tells you to take such definite measures, in which case it's very necessary.
Your lack of desire to assassinate is what's unnecessary.
No, don't go round talking about assassinating people. It creates a bad public image. Instead, perhaps 'inhume' is a better word.
*looks deep into Booklovers eyes* E eeee eeeeeeee eeee
Eeee...eeee'e.
Quote from: Booklover on February 24, 2020, 05:06:23 PM
No, don't go round talking about assassinating people. It creates a bad public image. Instead, perhaps 'inhume' is a better word.
The image it creates for me is one of someone dying.
That's my point. People don't like thinking about death. Whereas inhume just means people might ask if you're making a Discworld reference.
*1,433 puppets swarm into the courthouse* *The puppets jump onto Sebias and begin consuming him*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 25, 2020, 06:00:42 PM
*1,433 puppets swarm into the courthouse* *The puppets jump onto Sebias and begin consuming him*
*jumps onto table*
I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE!
CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!
*pulls out two H&K machine guns*
SING BROTHER HECKLER!
*fires several rounds from one machine gun*
SING BROTHER KOCH!
*Shoots several puppets*
SING BROTHERS! SING! SING!
*continues shooting the puppets with both machine guns*
*ducks*
GOOSE *Honks angrily at the puppets.*
How many times, Kade? GANDER.
Refer to my threat in the "Babysitting my Cousin" thread.
*goes to the thread mentioned above* *comes back* *is scared*
*Smiles and pats Eb on the head.*
*flinches away*
There there, my dear. There there.
Where? What are you pointing out?
The - - DUCK!
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
*The puppets consume Booklover*
*stays safe as the remains of the destroyed puppets try to come near but fail miserably* ORDER! ORDER IN COURT!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:21:12 PM
Where? What are you pointing out?
*Boops Eb on the nose.* Silly goose.
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:25:24 PM
*stays safe as the remains of the destroyed puppets try to come near but fail miserably* ORDER! ORDER IN COURT!
As is already known, this court has no order ;D
*rubs nose* I do not appreciate that behaviour.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ee!!!!
You tell her, Lass!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 07:16:42 AM
Would you like me to assassinate him, Hiag?
Nyet, Ah juzt vanted tae alert everybeazt tae it. Ve could alvayz juzt drop 'im in a field o'
Zcarecrovz und let zem deal viz 'im.
I agree, Lass, Eb really can be mean sometimes!
. . .eeee ee eeeee?..?
Now now, be careful who you say that to. If Teer heard you, she'd be pretty upset.
eee! eee beeee! *crys*
It's ok, Lass. Teer didn't actually hear you. You're safe!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2020, 05:15:37 AM
I agree, Lass, Eb really can be mean sometimes!
*is having a private sulk in a corner*
*The Kade that Teer dragged in comforts Eb.*
...what?
Teer dragged in a Kade from a different thread. So, there's two of me here at the moment.
*The Kade comforting Eb nods in agreement.*
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
no more Kades! one is to many!
Yeah, there's actually three of us now. The two here and the one at the sheriffs office.
*The Kade at the sherrifs office comes in over Teer's walkie-talkie.*
Yeah, and things are getting kinda boring here too.
Eee eee eee!
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out here?
*shrugs* E eee'e eeee....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 09:58:55 PM
Teer dragged in a Kade from a different thread. So, there's two of me here at the moment.
*The Kade comforting Eb nods in agreement.*
Which thread did you leave, then?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 10:07:22 PM
Yeah, there's actually three of us now. The two here and the one at the sheriffs office.
*The Kade at the sherrifs office comes in over Teer's walkie-talkie.*
Yeah, and things are getting kinda boring here too.
Keva's sheriffs office.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . .. . .
If you were trying to tap out morse code, you failed.
*is comforted*
*Gives the Kade comforting Eb a thumbs up.*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 29, 2020, 05:34:05 AM
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . .. . .
.. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / .-- . .-. . / - .-. -.-- .. -. --. / - --- / - .- .--. / --- ..- - / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. .- .. .-.. . -.. .-.-.-
Unless you were aiming for EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIEEEEEIEEEEIEEIEE
*Rubs eyes, sighing.*
Why do I even check this topic?
Because you don't process the names of the topics properly when clicking on them, just that they're recently updated.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 01, 2020, 01:34:55 AM
If you were trying to tap out morse code, you failed.
... .. . ...... ..... . ...
(https://www.bing.com/th/id/OIP.eaI-eucmWQYiJswvmcXpZgHaEN?pid=Api&rs=1)
A ton. Should we hire a new judge or something? I think we should hire a new judge or something.
I second that motion.
Na, Seb is the best, why would we want another?
Because he rarely makes an appearance? Kind of a bad trait for a judge.
Seb stays. End of discussion. ^-^
Right now the votes are even, sooooooo....
Teer, I think Kade wishes to be eaten.
I have said no such thing, vile fiend.
I read between the lines. Also, how dare you.
my sister is back! :)
Woo!
Yeah!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 07:22:05 PM
Right now the votes are even, sooooooo....
I think we should make a poll, then.
Yeah, guess who needs to do that -_-
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 07:25:39 PM
Teer, I think Kade wishes to be eaten.
Hmmm... *looks back on what Kade has been saying in this thread* Yeah, I agree with you. He definitely wants to be eaten. *eats Kade*
*Muffled shouts comes from Teer's... puku? Was it puku?*
Come on, we're doing this again? I doubt I even tasted good! *Begins flailing about.*
Yep, it is puku. Good job for remembering. You didn't taste that good last time but, then again, you were just a regular otter then. Now you're an otterbadger and you taste delicious! I'll let you out when you recant your suggestion to replace Supreme Judge Sebias.
Of course I tasted delicious, I'm me! And I shan't recant. *Flails about even more.*
*looks at Teer* good job.
*Off-key Superman intro plays.*
Is someone in danger? Look, it's portal-man!
*Teleports Kade outside.*
*unteleports Kade and eats him again* He isn't in danger, darling. I am simply trying to bring him round to my point of view. I assure you, no harm will come to him. I'm protecting him from the bullets the One-Eye's firing round. Speaking of which, you might want to find cover.
Surely I didn't taste as good the second time, so I can't comprehend why you would partake in such an action. *Begins crawling back up the Taniwha's throat.*
Darling, let Kade out. One-eye is out of ammunition by now. He's been shooting for days. Furthermore, I believe Kade will not press the issue again.
*swallows, dragging Kade back down my throat* As I said, you taste delicious. Otterbadgers are my favourite food and you are a fine specimen indeed.
But fine, I'll release you. *reluctantly digests Kade* It may take a while. I didn't chew you very thoroughly.
Reminds me of The Gruffalo, for some reason.
How many other Otterbadgers have you eaten?
At least one.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 08:43:06 PM
*swallows, dragging Kade back down my throat* As I said, you taste delicious. Otterbadgers are my favourite food and you are a fine specimen indeed.
*Would be flattered if not for the current situation.*
*Teleports Kade out... again.*
So... am I free now?
*sighs* Yes, you're free. Are you flattered now?
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
Reminds me of The Gruffalo, for some reason.
How many other Otterbadgers have you eaten?
One, but I've eaten him three times.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 09:17:25 PM
*sighs* Yes, you're free. Are you flattered now?
Yes. *Positively beams.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 09:17:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 08:43:49 PM
Reminds me of The Gruffalo, for some reason.
How many other Otterbadgers have you eaten?
One, but I've eaten him three times.
Technically you've only eaten me as an Otterbadger twice.
True. *sighs longingly and licks lips*
*Looks at Teer a bit worriedly.* You, uh... you ok there? Anything I can help you with?
*shakes head to clear it and smiles reassuringly* Yeah, I'm fine. I just haven't had breakfast yet.
You've had two, if I recall.
Yeah but they both got teleported out of my puku, so it's still empty.
Well your hubby isn't around anymore, so you can probably eat in peace now. You want some pancakes or something?
I don't think my darling husband has anything against me eating in general, he just has some strange standards of what I am and am not allowed to eat. For some reason he objects to me eating other members. I wonder if I'd be allowed to eat guests...
He's... technically your slave now right? I imagine you can eat whatever you want ;D
:laugh: probably! XD
I want to set him free. Unfortunately, I don't have control over what happens with the slaves. That quarter is ruled by N-
Silence!
Ah, so it was your alter ego after all. Don't you think you should overcame that in order to save your husband?
Trust me, I'm doing my best. If nothing else, I'll stop her from enslaving more innocent beasts but I will free my husband, if it's the last thing I do, which it could be, considering her current power levels.
Hmmm, sounds dire. Any way I can help? I have some extremely powerful magical items.
Quite possibly. I'll let you know once I figure out how to deal with her.
There is no way to stop me. Now, drop this subject.
I wonder where the Supreme Judge is?
Is she aware that everyone here is able to hear her?
Of course I am, imbecile! It is long kept tradition that evil masterminds think aloud so that all their malicious plans are known to the pathetic do-gooders. Since I am the greatest evil mastermind of all time, why should I be any different in that respect? If I don't plan aloud, you won't know I'm evil.
Yeah, I think she's aware that you can hear her.
All this has happened while I was gone. O_O
Quite so.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 10:42:49 PM
Of course I am, imbecile! It is long kept tradition that evil masterminds think aloud so that all their malicious plans are known to the pathetic do-gooders. Since I am the greatest evil mastermind of all time, why should I be any different in that respect? If I don't plan aloud, you won't know I'm evil.
Yeah, I think she's aware that you can hear her.
I'm sure the
greatest evil mastermind can't be coming up with anything that spectacular.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 03, 2020, 10:43:57 PM
All this has happened while I was gone. O_O
Nothing has happened yet, we have just been talking about what will happen.Nothing will happen!
You keep telling yourself that, Teer.
I mean, I wouldn't call getting eaten twice to be "nothing", but that's just me I suppose.
Oh, I kinda forgot about that.
Yeah....
To be fair, there were some other stuff going on that would be hard to miss, especially for me.
Really? What do you mean?
Oh, who knows?
Fools! Pretending I don't exist will not help your situation.
:P
oh well, this is dumb, you're dumb.
Lass... what have you done?
*shrugs*
Is it something we should do more of?
No. Lass has just been very naughty.
How? By calling Miss N "dumb"?
By quoting that in the first place. I have nothing against her insulting the evil one.
Now that's a name I could get used to.
Be quiet. As I was saying, I have nothing against her insulting her, it's the form her insult took. I know better than most beasts her ability to come up with original insults.
Ah, gotcha gotcha. So, Miss Ner, how does it feel to know that Lass thinks you're dumb?
Please stop antagonising her, Kade. It's not going to end well.
I care not about the opinions of such beasts.
Why? You afraid she might be right?
*covers eyes* No no no no no...
Kade, I don't think antagonising her is going to be beneficial for anybeast.
Why would I be afraid she was right if I don't care about her opinions? When I say I don't care, I mean that she could think whatever she likes about me and I wouldn't give a piece of barley grass about it.
Don't worry, Teer, I'm not antagonizing. Just trying to understand her a little better.
Now, Miss Ner, that sounds like a defensive mechanism to me. Sub-consciously, you've decided to try and not care about what others think so that what they think of you can't hurt you. Deep down, though, I wouldn't be surprised if you actually cared more than a little. ^-^
you fincil fingered baboon!
Trust me, Kade, you don't want to know her better.
I give about as much consideration to your feelings and opinions as I do to Lass'. If you want to think I care, go ahead.
Nere-*disappears*
Kitty's so cute when she wet and she licks herself.
Uh oh, Teer's brain broke. Miss Nere, why'd you go and do that?
*comes back*
. . .
sorry...
My brain didn't break, my little sister just gave my dog a bath and she was licking herself. It was very cute.
Besides, even if she was going mad, it wouldn't mean her brain was broken, it would simply mean she's had me in her brain for too long.
Hmm, dogs are cute.
Yeah, she's sleeping on my leg now. I think I'm going to need to move her soon because she's cutting off the circulation.
Stay strong!
I will. *grins broadly*
Aye, that they are.
-_-
0_0
o_o
All this on the day I decided to ignore the Cellars...
A lot happened :laugh:
Oh, gee, I hadn't noticed. Everything gained , like, four pages!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 04, 2020, 01:10:49 PM
-_-
0_0
o_o
All this on the day I decided to ignore the Cellars...
Well, I had no chance, unless I wanted to be awake and on here at two or three am.
I feel bad for the court house though, things got seriously derailed. Not that the JUDGE will notice, of course.
He will if summoned.
@Sebias of Redwall You must assume control of your courthouse and return order to it.
Yeah, we'll see -_-
We're STILL on the rulings for what should happen to Lass, Eb, and Mharbrow for all being the same person, mind you.
And the poll is still for BL's punishment.
Mhar has nothing to do with this.
Mhar already admitted to it alongside you ^-^
he is wrong.
I didn't know you were a "he", Lass. You're name is a bit misleading.
Mhar is a he.
And the three of your are the same person, so by that logic....
*covers eyes*
Wait, where did Lass go?
-_-
You know *pauses for effect* if I didn't know you were there, I wouldn't know you were there.
Well that isn't very nice. I'm exceedingly noticeable.
-_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 06:48:04 PM
Well that isn't very nice. I'm exceedingly noticeable.
I was talking to Lass, not you. Although I suppose it applies to you as well.
and yet they say I'm mad.
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 06:46:58 PM
You know *pauses for effect* if I didn't know you were there, I wouldn't know you were there.
You know, if you took all the blood in a child's body, and laid it out in a straight line, you'd likely be arrested for murder.
Excuse me? You say I'm mad when I quote Ranger's Apprentice?
:-\
yes you have, you said; "now she's mad in multiple ways"
Quote, or it didn't happen!
Also depends on what "mad" you mean, I suppose.
and the painful part was that Ebby agreed with you!
I have no recollection of this occurrence. I was probably possessed at the time.
. . .
^-^
Ebby wasn't though...
*Both Kades in this topic suddenly spring to action and vanish out the front door.*
We'll be back! Make sure the trial doesn't move on while we're gone, though I somehow don't see that happening!
*is no longer being comforted* :'(
Wooo!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 01:57:29 AM
*is no longer being comforted* :'(
*One of the Kades runs back real quick and gives Eb a hug before dashing off again.*
Don't worry, shouldn't be too long!
O_O
How on waaa?
Um... this is- Ouch!
Hah! *ties Teer's mind up and throws it in the mirror cage*
>:(
stop!!! *eats a pie*
I assure you, Lass, I would if I could.
*chuckles harshly* You can't.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:07:07 AM
Um... this is- Ouch!
Hah! *ties Teer's mind up and throws it in the mirror cage*
You ok?
I'm fine, just very annoyed. I shouldn't have let my guard down.
Yeah, I'm surprised you were distracted. What happened?
????
I was trying to figure out why you'd left the topic and why Eb needed comforting.
Ebby was upset at the insalts.
What- How? I have put up barriers to stop beasts entering my brain, mind and any other parts of my general consciousness. The only beast that should be able to communicate with me like this is Kade. I didn't even feel the initial connection and trust me, you always feel it. It's very uncomfortable. Anyway, my point is HOW ARE YOU TALKING STRAIGHT INTO MY THOUGHTS?!!!
I don't think she is. I think she's just yelling so loud that it seems like the sound is piercing your mind.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 09:57:14 AM
What- How? I have put up barriers to stop beasts entering my brain, mind and any other parts of my general consciousness. The only beast that should be able to communicate with me like this is Kade. I didn't even feel the initial connection and trust me, you always feel it. It's very uncomfortable. Anyway, my point is HOW ARE YOU TALKING STRAIGHT INTO MY THOUGHTS?!!!
sister powers man! sister powers!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 09:57:14 AM
What- How? I have put up barriers to stop beasts entering my brain, mind and any other parts of my general consciousness. The only beast that should be able to communicate with me like this is Kade. I didn't even feel the initial connection and trust me, you always feel it. It's very uncomfortable. Anyway, my point is HOW ARE YOU TALKING STRAIGHT INTO MY THOUGHTS?!!!
Barriers such as reciting certain poetry, perhaps? Like the one Nasuada uses?
Nah, I'm just gonna stare at this dragon scale and think of nothing el- Ooo, a cloud!
Pink rhinoceros!
@small frog nerek is taking over this thread.
Sebias isn't a small frog, he's a baby turtle.
Nope.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 04:41:14 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 09:57:14 AM
What- How? I have put up barriers to stop beasts entering my brain, mind and any other parts of my general consciousness. The only beast that should be able to communicate with me like this is Kade. I didn't even feel the initial connection and trust me, you always feel it. It's very uncomfortable. Anyway, my point is HOW ARE YOU TALKING STRAIGHT INTO MY THOUGHTS?!!!
sister powers man! sister powers!
...Alright then, fair enough.
yeah, that it is... :P
*sighs* Sister power is not very appreciated when a beast wants to have a private conversation.
sometimes it's for the best.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 09:19:11 AM
*sighs* Sister power is not very appreciated when a beast wants to have a private conversation.
I mean, if you
really wanted to get one over on her, you could switch to PM's :laugh:
>:D
I have my ways...
No you don't, Lass.
*grins evily*
I mean, you two probably could try to guess each other's password. Either that or Lass could watch Teer looking at her PMs. It's unlikely to work, but it could.
If it's truly a private message, I keep it to myself.
Well, I mean yeah :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 09, 2020, 09:28:15 AM
If it's truly a private message, I keep it to myself.
I have my ways..
I'm scared.
okay. . .
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2020, 06:55:42 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 09, 2020, 09:28:15 AM
If it's truly a private message, I keep it to myself.
I have my ways..
As I said, no you don't. You may be able to see my discord messages but you can't read my Redwall ones.
you are logedin on the main computer ;D
I can change that.
yup! 👩🏽💻
*decorates Seb's wig with tomato sauce*
okay, okay, fiiiiiine!
@Sebias of Redwall I doubt he'll be back until Sunday, though.
Yeah, he won't be. (unless you're wrong, in which case he will be) *adds sprinkles*
Well, at least I'm not under arrest anymore.
Good for you.
<_<
You don't sound enthused.
I'm not, but I'm not disappointed either.
-_-
I mean I'm not disappointed by the fact that you are not under arrest. I'm...indifferent.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 11, 2020, 05:31:29 AM
I mean I'm not disappointed by the fact that you are not under arrest. I'm...indifferent.
-_- x2
x2?
-_-
Oh.
(-_-)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 10, 2020, 08:24:28 PM
Well, at least I'm not under arrest anymore.
Meh. If the sheriff wants to press charges, you will be. It seems she really doesn't care though so there's no point in continuing. It shouldn't be too hard to arrest you again if the boss orders it.
what about us?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 09:24:10 AM
It shouldn't be too hard to arrest you again if the boss orders it.
-_-
Why you think that? I do the good run away.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 01:45:21 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 09:24:10 AM
It shouldn't be too hard to arrest you again if the boss orders it.
-_-
Why you think that? I do the good run away.
you do the good runaway?
Who knows why I think what I do?
and yes, that was a piontless quote...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 12, 2020, 09:29:04 AM
and yes, that was a piontless quote...
Unfortunately, it is not a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right.
*blinks*
Waa?
Acting confused gives her power. She's kinda like Sheev in that regard (which makes their marriage make sense).
You don't have Pointless in USA or NZ?
It's a quiz show where the aim is to give an obscure answer, and score as few points as you can. A 'pointless' answer scores 0, adds £250 to the jackpot (or wins you the final), and is when of the hundred people they survey nobody said it. Whenever they have a round involving naming countries (one of the common ones, another one being elements), they always say 'by country, we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right'.
That's way meta.
If it was on purpose, I'd legitimately applaud you. If not, then what a lucky coincidence.
???
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:57:24 PM
You don't have Pointless in USA or NZ?
It's a quiz show where the aim is to give an obscure answer, and score as few points as you can. A 'pointless' answer scores 0, adds £250 to the jackpot (or wins you the final), and is when of the hundred people they survey nobody said it. Whenever they have a round involving naming countries (one of the common ones, another one being elements), they always say 'by country, we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right'.
I thought you didn't watch TV because you prefer books.
Waaa?...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:00:41 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:57:24 PM
You don't have Pointless in USA or NZ?
It's a quiz show where the aim is to give an obscure answer, and score as few points as you can. A 'pointless' answer scores 0, adds £250 to the jackpot (or wins you the final), and is when of the hundred people they survey nobody said it. Whenever they have a round involving naming countries (one of the common ones, another one being elements), they always say 'by country, we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right'.
I thought you didn't watch TV because you prefer books.
I do watch TV, except often I read books at the same time. Plus, it's a quiz show, so there are lots of benefits.
*sighs*
I do not accept that answer.
what a shame...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 12:23:13 AM
I do not accept that answer.
You mean it scores 100?
Spoiler
(https://knightmareaudioseries.webs.com/pointlesswrong.jpg)
This is why I said we need to hire a new judge -_-
Hey, if he wants to give up the forum during Lent, that's absolutely fine with me.
Sure, but we should be able to hire a new judge in the mean time. Or someone could pull a Verdauga and just take over when the actual judge isn't around ;D
I would be fine with that. It was Seb's other role that makes me pleased he is away.
Stop this nonsents!
There's plenty of sense in nonsense.
Well, there's at least one.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 05:50:45 AM
Sure, but we should be able to hire a new judge in the mean time. Or someone could pull a Verdauga and just take over when the actual judge isn't around ;D
Please don't pull my husband. If you need to transport him somewhere against his will, just pick him up and carry him, and hope that I don't see you do it.
And hope that I'm not there to stop it.
Oh wait.
Yeah, I don't think they have much chance of success.
What? I was just using him as a point of reference. Anybody could do the job, even me!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 01:32:16 AM
Anybody could do the job...
Alrighty then. *dons wig and long, flowing robes and sits on judge's seat, carefully moving the sleeping Sebias out of the way*
Hear ye! Hear ye! *bangs desk with strange wooden hammer thing that they also use to scoop honey into soap*
I hear thee! I hear thee!
Good! I'm the new judge, and don't you forget it. No funny business in my court house!
*Raises paw.*
What? This isn't a school, boy! Speak up!
Can we have just a little funny business?
Not going to happen. Now, the gallows should be ready by now. Bring forward the criminal!
Is this for the sentencing for Eb, Lass, and Mharbrow all being the same person?
No, for Booklover.
Oh, we're still on that? Ok. *Brings forward
@Booklover *
Not guilty.
dear sister, as much as I hate to interrupt you, I must. What shell I do with this sleeping totter(Seb)?
Leave it. It needs its sleep.
It?
It.
Oh. Welp, ok then!
Welp?
I say that sometimes instead of "well". You made jokes about it before, I believe (or maybe that was Teer).
Oh, okay. That must have been Teer.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:07:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 01:32:16 AM
Anybody could do the job...
Alrighty then. *dons wig and long, flowing robes and sits on judge's seat, carefully moving the sleeping Sebias out of the way*
Hear ye! Hear ye! *bangs desk with strange wooden hammer thing that they also use to scoop honey into soap*
Oh? *Squints eyes* What have we here, eh?
I tryed, I really did. it's Kades falt.
*Turns piercing gaze from Teer to Kade* Hmm? Is that true?
You're alive? I thought you'd had a heart attack or something. Being a judge can be such a strenuous job, after all.
Nah. I'm too hard to kill. ^-^
Yay! now stay!
And get to making some rulings <_<
yis! that!
*Eats popcorn*
*Eats Keva's popcorn.*
*also eats Keva's popcorn*
XD
you guys are mean! find your own popcorn!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 19, 2020, 09:44:58 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:07:35 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 01:32:16 AM
Anybody could do the job...
Alrighty then. *dons wig and long, flowing robes and sits on judge's seat, carefully moving the sleeping Sebias out of the way*
Hear ye! Hear ye! *bangs desk with strange wooden hammer thing that they also use to scoop honey into soap*
Oh? *Squints eyes* What have we here, eh?
Silence in the court, commoner! You are here to observe only. Now, hang the criminal. I'm getting tired.
*eats my own popcorn, because I would never stoop so low as to stealing someone else's*
*Ties a rope around BL's ankle and hoists her up into the air with it.*
*Salutes the Taniwha.* She's been hung, your honor!
Liberacorpus.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 01:34:24 PM
*Ties a rope around BL's ankle and hoists her up into the air with it.*
*Salutes the Taniwha.* She's been hung, your honour!
Good. Now, *bangs hammer/honey scoop* Eb, Lass and Mharbrow, what have you got to say for yourself?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 01:34:24 PM
*Ties a rope around BL's ankle and hoists her up into the air with it.*
*Salutes the Taniwha.* She's been hung, your honour!
Good. Now, *bangs hammer/honey scoop* Eb, Lass and Mharbrow, what have you got to say for yourself?
Seriously?
*'oney dribblez ontae ze dezk*
I say 'Don't you dare waste that honey, Teer.'
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 01:34:24 PM
*Ties a rope around BL's ankle and hoists her up into the air with it.*
*Salutes the Taniwha.* She's been hung, your honour!
Good. Now, *bangs hammer/honey scoop* Eb, Lass and Mharbrow, what have you got to say for yourself?
can you please make me some food, I'm hangery..
*passes Lass some pancakes not from the torture thread*
thanks Bookie!!! *eats one*
*lets Bookie down and gives her a cup of hot coco that I had just made*
*The warm beverage is definitely not poisoned.*
What was that, Kade? You'd like the hot coco? *passes Kade the cup* Now drink it up, like a good boy.
you don't like hot coco?
*Drinks the hot cocoa because it's definitely not poisoned. Smiles happily.*
you'll burn your self! :o
Quote from: lass of something much on March 24, 2020, 06:40:37 PM
you don't like hot coco?
I do. It's just I accidentally slipped iocane powder in it.
Shame. I much prefer botulinum toxin, but I suppose Iocane works.
It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
So I've read. In comparison to botulinum toxin, though....
And is from The Princess Bride.
Really! Interesting. I pick mine up from the local cannery.
Iocane powder. It is odourless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
*Finishes hot cocoa that definitely wasn't poisoned. Smiles happily.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 24, 2020, 09:18:33 PM
Iocane powder. It is odourless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, and is among the more deadly poisons known to man.
I know! I get the ref, just...how?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 09:24:41 PM
*Finishes hot cocoa that definitely wasn't poisoned. Smiles happily.*
Oh, you may not have noticed the odourless, tasteless iocane powder. Oh dear. I think you might die soon.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 04:15:03 AM
I say 'Don't you dare waste that honey, Teer.'
Oh. Well... uh... alright. A little unorthodox but fair enough. *quickly eats honey before it's wasted, then bangs empty honey scoop/hammer on the desk* Not guilty!
Sweet as a nut meat!
Nut meat is disgusting. If you're going to be vegetarian, just do without the meat.
*shrugs* if ya say so...
What in the world is "nut meat"?
I'm not sure I want to know.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:40:46 AM
What in the world is "nut meat"?
It's a meat substitute. Mum is vegetarian but, thankfully, she's never been into it.
Ah, gotcha.
Ah. . .
Ah...?
Ah.
Alright. *Shuffles papers* Now that Booklover's case is out of the way, on to the next case. *Bangs gavel*
*Looks around the courtroom.*
They haven't died of old age, so that's good.
The case was Lass, Eb, and Mhar being the same person
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 04:35:22 PM
They haven't died of old age, so that's good.
Don't worry, if either (Or both) of us died, with one of my last, coughing breaths I'd tell someone to let y'all know. ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 04:35:22 PM
The case was Lass, Eb, and Mhar being the same person
Ah. Serious charges my friend, serious charges indeed. Are the accused present?
No. It's perfect time for a trial.
Don't think so. It's 5:40 am for them at the moment.
Well, this should speed things up considerably then. ^-^
Also, the perpetrator has already confessed via all three accounts.
Well. That's that then. Next!
NO, you have to sentence them to... something!
Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. ;D
While this isn't fully relevant to this thread, I would like to bring to your attention the proposed
@lass of something much +
@Scott McLamok ship.
*Nods* Thanks, Booklover.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 05:05:22 PM
Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. ;D
There is no punishment there, only joy. Now, do your job!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 05:05:22 PM
Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. ;D
The former is in diametric opposition to punishment.
As is the later, swine.
I. Laughed. So. Hard.
*Peers over glasses, down nose, and up at Seb.*
Justice is no laughing matter.
*Peers over glasses, down nose, and down at Verdauga*
Are you asking for a death sentence, my dear Verdie? You *do* realize you're in *my* court. I could order Kade to have you cleaned or something.
I object to your practices. Would you not agree that justice be meted with a heavy heart?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 07:12:23 PM
I object to your practices. Would you not agree that justice be meted with a heavy heart?
I'm sure my heart would be VERY sorrowful. However, JUSTICE comes first. Not my personal feelings.
Oh.
*Adjusts glasses.*
Carry on then.
Thank you. ^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 07:09:21 PM
I could order Kade to have you cleaned or something.
*Looks at Seb.*
>_>
*Looks at Verdauga.*
<_<
So....
He's offline right now.
<_<
Sooooooo....
*Raises eyebrow.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 05:06:39 PM
While this isn't fully relevant to this thread, I would like to bring to your attention the proposed @lass of something much + @Scott McLamok ship.
Why Bookie!? why would you do this to meeeee?!?!
This is the way.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:20:09 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 05:05:22 PM
Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. ;D
The former is in diametric opposition to punishment.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 05:26:31 PM
As is the latter, swine.
:laugh:
*is grumpy at Booklover*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 05:20:09 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 25, 2020, 05:05:22 PM
Well, I shipped Teer with Verdie, and Eb with Kade. I think they're punished enough as it is. ;D
The former is in diametric opposition to punishment.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 05:26:31 PM
As is the latter, swine.
*shoves face very close to Kade and snarls* Who're you calling a swine, fluff ball?
Personally, I think it was Sebias. Even so, he is defending his love for Eb.
That doesn't give him the right to call my husband a swine.
... hmm... you're right, it doesn't...
Kade has an interesting love language.
Indeed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 10:48:51 PM
Kade has an interesting love language.
*pauses the process of snapping Kade's head off* Eb, do I have permission to seriously injure your husband?
(Psst! There should be a "y" in "your". I wouldn't be so picky, but.... y'know...)
(Ah, thanks for pointing that out. It's fixed now)
No, you do not. Let him go.
BEST TYPO PRIZ GOES TO TEER!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 11:06:51 PM
BEST TYPO PRIZE GOES TO TEER!
Thanks. *sighs*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 11:06:21 PM
No, you do not. Let him go.
Seriously? You're no fun. *lets Kade go with a warning glare*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 11:06:51 PM
Best typographical error prize goes to Teer!
It happens to us all, Lass.
Wait, so... I'm Teer's husband too?
*Looks at Verdauga confusedly.* ...Are we just the same person?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 25, 2020, 10:48:51 PM
Kade has an interesting love language.
:laugh:
In short; no.
There is only one of me.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 11:55:41 PM
Wait, so... I'm Teer's husband too?
*Looks at Verdauga confusedly.* ...Are we just the same person?
No, you're my brother. It was a TYPO you imbecile! A typo that I corrected, in fact.
Kade enjoys prolonging disputes, Honeybun. Don't let him get to you.
I don't let him get to me, but it's fun to pretend that I do.
^-^
Anyway, *bangs hammer/empty honey scoop on desk* the case of Lass, Eb and Mharbrow has already been resolved. They're not guilty.
but, but, that's no fun!now they know I lied..l
Hey! You said you were gonna support me on this case, remember?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:58:55 AM
Hey! You said you were gonna support me on this case, remember?
When did I do such a thing?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 10:31:56 PM
*is grumpy at Booklover*
What did I do wrong?
That was a beautiful typo
graphical error if you insist, Verdie., Teer. Right, now we need to wait for the Supreme Judge to return.
@Sebias of Redwall
Quote from: lass of something much on March 26, 2020, 07:21:07 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:58:55 AM
Hey! You said you were gonna support me on this case, remember?
When did I do such a thing?
That was mental speak. You did not hear it.
yeah, I read it.
*mic drop.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:58:55 AM
Hey! You said you were gonna support me on this case, remember?
I am a judge. I cannot support either parties. I must look at the evidence and decide justly.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:58:55 AM
Hey! You said you were gonna support me on this case, remember?
I am a judge. I cannot support either parties. I must look at the evidence and decide justly.
But they literally confessed to it!
no, I did, Ebby said nothing.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 03:34:53 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 11:06:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 02:58:55 AM
Hey! You said you were gonna support me on this case, remember?
I am a judge. I cannot support either parties. I must look at the evidence and decide justly.
But they literally confessed to it!
Maybe so, but the case is about whether or no they're trust worthy and law abiding, which means their trustworthiness must be in doubt which means we can't use what they say as evidence.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2020, 07:52:32 AM
no, I did, Ebby said nothing.
Play along. They can only hear each other when they speak in bold, neither you or I know what they're saying unless they speak directly to us.
Unfortunately, Lass has sisterness.
I motion for a vote of no confidence in the judge regarding this case! As her own family is involved, I feel that she is unable to make an unbiased verdict!
@Sebias of Redwall He can take over.
I second that.
So, now we wait.
biscit anybeast?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 03:06:25 PM
I motion for a vote of no confidence in the judge regarding this case! As her own family is involved, I feel that she is unable to make an unbiased verdict!
Kade, basically all the regular cellarbeasts are my family, in some way, shape or form, and I have no difficulty judging them.
wait, what about Seb, Kev, Skarie, Skully(one-eye), Fin, Russa and Sheev? O.o
Russa and PoDaM are kiwis, Finny married PoDaM, One-Eye is almost as mad as I am, Skarzs is grumpy and Seb and Kevaha are the ones who brought me to this forum in the first place.
yeah, so none of them are.
They all register as family in my mind.
:(
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 04:41:27 AM
Russa and PoDaM are kiwis, Finny married PoDaM, One-Eye is almost as mad as I am, Skarzs is grumpy and Seb and Kevaha are the ones who brought me to this forum in the first place.
PoDaM? And the wedding didn't actually happen.
Well, I'm honoured to be part of your family.
(Prince of Darkness and misery I think...)
Ah, I see.
Are you sure it isn't Patron of Dancing and Music?
:laugh:
yes. quite sure..
Pixie of Death and Merriment?
No, Fin. Prince of Darkness and Misery.
Quote from: Booklover on March 28, 2020, 11:39:36 AM
Pixie of Death and Merriment?
no, but that's a good 'un...
*Yawns.*
*points at Kade* it has the plage! PLAGE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
*Runs up and grabs Lass.* I've got the plague, and so do YOUUUUUU!
*screams* Ahhh!!!! THE PLAGE! THE PLAAAGE!!!!
Page or plague? Make up your mind!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 10:47:39 PM
No, Fin. Prince of Darkness and Misery.
Pictsie of Drumming and Marriage.
Plague on plagues! Plague of plaque!
Quote from: Booklover on March 27, 2020, 03:24:59 PM
@Sebias of Redwall He can take over.
Indeed.
Unless someone else has a case, I'd like to consider putting a certain unnamed somebody on trial for trying to ruthlessly steal MY position as judge. *Intently stares at the certain unnamed somebody*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 06:00:10 AM
They all register as family in my mind.
Oh. Nice! *Throws previous charges out the window*
Next case!
*happily leaves Judge's seat* Sebias, you're back! Thank goodness for that! These beasts are hard to keep in order. I think you have natural talent for the job. *hugs Sebias and then deposits him on the Judge's seat*
Yay! Sebbie's back!!!
*Immediately crashes to the ground, asleep and snoring.*
*scoops the sleeping otterbadger up and puts him gently on the sofa*
it's raining, it's pouring, the old man otterbadger is snoring, he bumped his head on the end of the bed and never woke up in the morning!
Hey! He's just asleep.
And don't sing so loud or you might wake him up.
*is still singing at the top of her lunges*
*gags Lass*
*struggles madly in an attempt to get free, and trying to dislodge one of Teer's scales*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 30, 2020, 05:31:25 AM
it's raining, it's pouring, the old man otterbadger is snoring, he bumped his head on the end of the bed and never woke up in the morning!
But he could wake up in the afternoon.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 09:58:37 AM
*gags Lass*
I have a better way...
*puts headphones on lass, and plays Godzilla into them*
*screams* AAAAHHHH MAKE IT STOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 30, 2020, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 09:58:37 AM
*gags Lass*
I have a better way...
*puts headphones on lass, and plays Godzilla into them*
That's just cruelty to animals, One-Eye! How could you do such a thing?
*stops screaming and lisens to the song*
*Rolls over and falls off the sofa, landing face down. After a few moments, muffled snoring can be heard emanating from the very dead-looking Otterbadger.*
THE THING LIVES!!!!!!! YAY!
*gently rolls Kade over so his airways are clear*
...it's not that bad actually...
You should not know that.
*continues lisening*
(Wait, Lass shouldn't know what?)
(You shouldn't know Godzilla? Huh.)
Yeah, it's not really the sort of music I'd subject my little sister to. Let it go would be a much more appropriate form of torture and it's cleaner.
yeah, I like that song too.
...I suspected you were crazy but I didn't really need it confirmed.
...Oi!...
;D
*is sad*
*comforts Lass*
*mumbles something about meanie sisters*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 11:20:22 PM
Yeah, it's not really the sort of music I'd subject my little sister to. Let it go would be a much more appropriate form of torture and it's cleaner.
I don't think Godzilla is particularly "dirty" though. He's just a kaiju doing kaiju things, kinda like Taniwhas.
Whatever. The only song I've actually heard mentioning Godzilla is God is Bigger than a Boogieman.
*Rolls eyes.* You NZ'ers....
*grins broadly* That's probably the song Lass was listening to, actually.
The newer Godzilla movies are awesome.
I'm sure they are.
Haaaaaaah....
You'll never convince her, Kade. :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 03:55:18 AM
*Rolls eyes.* You NZ'ers....
*looks up* what did she do
this time?!...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 03, 2020, 05:40:44 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 03:55:18 AM
*Rolls eyes.* You NZ'ers....
*looks up* what did she do this time?!...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 03, 2020, 03:51:53 AM
Whatever. The only song I've actually heard mentioning Godzilla is God is Bigger than a Boogieman.
That's what I did.
I swear, at some point I'm gonna come over there and just make you people watch movies for a week straight, so you can catch up on life
But... but... life is books!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 03:35:18 PM
I swear, at some point I'm gonna come over there and just make you people watch movies for a week straight, so you can catch up on life
If it means you have to come over here for a whole week, please do.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 03:35:18 PM
I swear, at some point I'm gonna come over there and just make you people watch movies for a week straight, so you can catch up on life
Please no...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 03, 2020, 03:35:18 PM
I swear, at some point I'm gonna come over there and just make you people watch movies for a week straight, so you can catch up on life
If it means we finally get to meet you in real life, I won't complain. (Yes, I will endure such suffering for the pleasure of finally getting to meet my favourite unofficially officially adopted brother in law)
Welp, I'm doomed.
You've probably watched most of the required eye torturers movies anyway.
Oh? do tell? I must know.
I'm not sure exactly which ones we'll be forced to watch, but an entire week's worth will be exhausting.
Ah, welp, I would feel ill after one day XD
Me too, but it'd be worth it if it meant meeting Kade. (And he'd probably need to actively sit on us to keep us still, so he can't just come in, put the movie on and leave again)
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
that's not how it works.
Isn't it? Strange. I often watch things while reading books.
I can't...
EDIT: Seb asalted meee
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
I don't think Kade would let me.
You have siblings to help with that.
And me. I'll do my best to keep him in line.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 02:13:57 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
I don't think Kade would let me.
yeah, it would be hard to stop both of us, though! ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 03:08:53 AM
You have siblings to help with that.
True, true. (Though I suspect some of them may enjoy watching me get Heimliched as punishment for not paying attention to whatever we're supposed to be learning)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 05:06:31 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 03:08:53 AM
You have siblings to help with that.
True, true. (Though I suspect some of them may enjoy watching me get Heimliched as punishment for not paying attention to whatever we're supposed to be learning)
as fun as that my seem, if it really happened, I would save you, it would probably kill you...
No it wouldn't Lass. In real life, Kade would probably do it gently. (One would hope so, anyway)
Boys don't know when to stop, Teer. ::)
Yeah, but men generally have a better idea of such things. (I hope)
I think Kade is still a boy inside, and he most likely will not do that anyway, let alone come to NZ...
He might. You never know.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:09:40 AM
I think Kade is still a boy inside, and he most likely will not do that anyway, let alone come to NZ...
How dare you say such a thing! My brother is an extremely manly man, in fact. Have you seen his muscles? Or his fluff? Only men get fluffy.
As to him coming to New Zealand, if we refuse to watch all the movies that he thinks are essential to life, he may come over just to force us to watch them. (So no more watching The Princess Bride. Forget everything about it and never get or make any references to it)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 04:15:15 AM
I'm not sure exactly which ones we'll be forced to watch, but an entire week's worth will be exhausting.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 05, 2020, 05:03:18 AM
Ah, welp, I would feel ill after one day XD
Don't worry, I'll give you 30 minute breaks every 26 hours ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Me too, but it'd be worth it if it meant meeting Kade. (And he'd probably need to actively sit on us to keep us still, so he can't just come in, put the movie on and leave again)
I'll do it, and I can assure you that you won't enjoy it.
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 05, 2020, 09:18:47 PM
that's not how it works.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 02:13:57 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
I don't think Kade would let me.
My, what smart chooks you both are!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 03:08:53 AM
You have siblings to help with that.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 06, 2020, 03:43:24 AM
And me. I'll do my best to keep him in line.
Hehe... hehehehehehe....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 07:39:02 AM
No it wouldn't Lass. In real life, Kade would probably do it gently. (One would hope so, anyway)
Of course I would! I'm not particularly fond of fratricide, and I do happen to like you, so you'd be in little
real danger.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:09:40 AM
I think Kade is still a boy inside, and he most likely will not do that anyway, let alone come to NZ...
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:18:31 AM
He might. You never know.
Mmhmm.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:09:40 AM
I think Kade is still a boy inside, and he most likely will not do that anyway, let alone come to NZ...
How dare you say such a thing! My brother is an extremely manly man, in fact. Have you seen his muscles? Or his fluff? Only men get fluffy.
As to him coming to New Zealand, if we refuse to watch all the movies that he thinks are essential to life, he may come over just to force us to watch them. (So no more watching The Princess Bride. Forget everything about it and never get or make any references to it)
Once again, this is a smart chook here. THOUGH, if you try a stunt like that, the first day will just be watching the Eragon movie over and over again. (Note: This is, in fact, torture.)
On the other hand, I'd be more likely to make you read the Inheritance Cycle over and over again, with the optional addition of book 5 and any others that end up being published by that time. So, come to England.
How bad actually is the movie? I've never watched it and never plan to.
Yech, the Inheritance Cycle. I liked it the first time I read it. The second time, it was not as good as I had remembered. The third time, I realized that it is actually terrible writing. The more you read it, the worse it gets.
What would you consider your favorite topic to study outside of school (something you study as a hobby, not as a mandatory class)?
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 03:47:55 PM
On the other hand, I'd be more likely to make you read the Inheritance Cycle over and over again, with the optional addition of book 5 and any others that end up being published by that time. So, come to England.
How bad actually is the movie? I've never watched it and never plan to.
It's
very bad. They gave Saphira
feathers.Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 06, 2020, 03:53:17 PM
Yech, the Inheritance Cycle. I liked it the first time I read it. The second time, it was not as good as I had remembered. The third time, I realized that it is actually terrible writing. The more you read it, the worse it gets.
I think I know what you mean. It's been awhile since I read the series all the way through, but relatively recently I started re-reading Eragon, and found myself unimpressed with the overall writing. Which saddened me, 'cause I liked the book a
lot when I was younger.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on April 06, 2020, 03:53:17 PM
What would you consider your favorite topic to study outside of school (something you study as a hobby, not as a mandatory class)?
Don't have a good answer, unfortunately.
Feathers? Feathers? What? How?
Yeah, I know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:09:40 AM
I think Kade is still a boy inside, and he most likely will not do that anyway, let alone come to NZ...
How dare you say such a thing! My brother is an extremely manly man, in fact. Have you seen his muscles? Or his fluff? Only men get fluffy.
As to him coming to New Zealand, if we refuse to watch all the movies that he thinks are essential to life, he may come over just to force us to watch them. (So no more watching The Princess Bride. Forget everything about it and never get or make any references to it)
no, I have never met him you flutter brain!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 04:15:15 AM
I'm not sure exactly which ones we'll be forced to watch, but an entire week's worth will be exhausting.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 05, 2020, 05:03:18 AM
Ah, welp, I would feel ill after one day XD
Don't worry, I'll give you 30 minute breaks every 26 hours ^-^
O.O
no thanks, my brain is dead enough as is.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 03:42:39 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 04:15:15 AM
I'm not sure exactly which ones we'll be forced to watch, but an entire week's worth will be exhausting.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 05, 2020, 05:03:18 AM
Ah, welp, I would feel ill after one day XD
Don't worry, I'll give you 30 minute breaks every 26 hours ^-^
*groans* How merciful.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 05:45:47 AM
Me too, but it'd be worth it if it meant meeting Kade. (And he'd probably need to actively sit on us to keep us still, so he can't just come in, put the movie on and leave again)
I'll do it, and I can assure you that you won't enjoy it.
Please don't.
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 05, 2020, 09:18:47 PM
that's not how it works.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 02:13:57 AM
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:00:54 AM
You could always read a book while watching the movies.
I don't think Kade would let me.
My, what smart chooks you both are!
Thanks. We may be significantly less smart after you've fried our brains by forcing us to have that much screen time.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 07:39:02 AM
No it wouldn't Lass. In real life, Kade would probably do it gently. (One would hope so, anyway)
Of course I would! I'm not particularly fond of fratricide, and I do happen to like you, so you'd be in little real danger.
What a comfort.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 06, 2020, 10:09:40 AM
I think Kade is still a boy inside, and he most likely will not do that anyway, let alone come to NZ...
How dare you say such a thing! My brother is an extremely manly man, in fact. Have you seen his muscles? Or his fluff? Only men get fluffy.
As to him coming to New Zealand, if we refuse to watch all the movies that he thinks are essential to life, he may come over just to force us to watch them. (So no more watching The Princess Bride. Forget everything about it and never get or make any references to it)
Once again, this is a smart chook here. THOUGH, if you try a stunt like that, the first day will just be watching the Eragon movie over and over again. (Note: This is, in fact, torture.)
Seriously? I couldn't even watch The Princess Bride for an entire day without dying or boredom. (Though I haven't read the book so the movie probably won't be quite as bad)
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 03:47:55 PM
On the other hand, I'd be more likely to make you read the Inheritance Cycle over and over again, with the optional addition of book 5 and any others that end up being published by that time. So, come to England.
I might actually do that one day. (Probably with Eb) If I do though, my time will be spent socializing, mostly. I'm not going to read five plus books. I can read them when I get home. (Though I probably won't)
The fifth one is extremely short (though it doesn't help that the fourth is over 800 pages long).
I'm not into socialising, really.
Well I am so, if I come to England, you'll just have to do it. (We can climb a tree and you can read while I imagine stories)
@Sebias of Redwall you need to keep your court in order!
The court is in order. We're not even killing each other.
Much pesky.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 09:58:43 PM
Well I am so, if I come to England, you'll just have to do it. (We can climb a tree and you can read while I imagine stories)
Sounds like a good idea.
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 09:54:32 PM
I'm not into socialising, really.
I feel this in my soul :laugh:
Ambiverts FTW
Nah man, the intro life is where it's at
Especially nowadays. *nervous laughter*
See, that's why having reading as a hobby your life is a great idea. Staying at home, reading all day. What more could you want?
Being able to leave the house would be nice.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 06:14:23 PM
Nah man, the intro life is where it's at
I've been both. It's awfully nice being introverted but also having good socials skills, I tell ya... Not to mention useful.
Oh, I can't deny having social skills is quite useful, but I'm more referring to actually disliking being around people (usually). Like, being around people, having conversations and the such, gives me headaches after too long.
BTW One-eye, you might want your headphones back...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2020, 07:02:38 PM
Oh, I can't deny having social skills is quite useful, but I'm more referring to actually disliking being around people (usually). Like, being around people, having conversations and the such, gives me headaches after too long.
I'm generally quite empathetic but I cannot understand that. I feel like I'm getting headaches from
not being around people. This lockdown thing is torture and I've got another two weeks to go. I don't think I'm going to survive.
That is called being an extrovert. Thus the reason ambiversion is the best! Global adaptability. Going to a party with a lot of people? No problem- ambiversion lets you not be overly-drained. Quarantine? I already love reading books and self-reflecting, so I'm set! (I do fall more on the introversion side than the extroversion side)
Yeah, I'm familiar with those terms. I can entertain myself and be alone for quite a while without needing social interaction, I just thrive better with business and company. It's great having my best friend on the forum 'cause we can still keep in touch. Lockdown isn't really that bad, but I enjoy being dramatic and dying of boredom on the forum is rather fun. I have my two little sisters, my parents and the ability to talk to the rest of my family, so I'm sweet, really. (Plus my imagination has been active, so I've got plenty of work trying to shape its produce into something others can enjoy)
::)
See! this is why you should join me in the drama club!
I'd love to. Unfortunately, there aren't any dramas coming up that I can join.
The word 'drama' makes me think instantly of Howl. This is a quote of his from the movie. The book quote is better, but I can't be bothered to find it right now.
(he wails while he says this, btw) "What the point in living if I can't be beautiful?"
WHY DO YOU ONLY COME ON WHEN I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE!!!!!!!!!
Deepest apologies. I was otherwise engaged until very recently.
*hugs* I miss youuuuu!!!!!! :'(
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 09, 2020, 05:54:56 AM
Deepest apologies. I was otherwise engaged until very recently.
Engaged to Kade. You'd think that since you're in the same time zone as Lass, and it's lockdown, that you'd at least be on at a similar time, or it would be easy to arrange it so that you were.
We are in the same time zone, but Eb actually does stuff in real life, where as we... don't do as much of that.
*feels tempted to throttle Booklover*
Do it. She knows you two are already married.
Mr. Judge! Somebody Has stolen the forums wheat supply. >8( They must be found!
Do dolphins eat wheat?
Quote from: Booklover on April 09, 2020, 10:34:22 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 09, 2020, 05:54:56 AM
Deepest apologies. I was otherwise engaged until very recently.
Engaged to Kade. You'd think that since you're in the same time zone as Lass, and it's lockdown, that you'd at least be on at a similar time, or it would be easy to arrange it so that you were.
thing is, Dad always gets me to do stuff at the time that Ebby finishes her chores..
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 01:46:55 AM
Do dolphins eat wheat?
Obviously. I eat at The Blubber-Burger™ every other day. ^-^
There's plenty of flour at the forum public kitchens.
That sounds.... ill named.
Don't be such a negative Nancy, Verdauga. I'll try it. :)
Wha-- oh. I was speaking on the Blubber Burger, but okay.
Perhaps you should of quoted my post.
Excuse me, Herman, but the correct thing to say is 'should have'.
Forgive me:
When you mutter what you are going to post, you do strange things. :D
Voice-to-text?
I see. You are forgiven.
*Decides to do a cartwheel and so does.*
Can you do handstands as well?
Sure! For about .2 seconds!
That's a pretty good start. My handstands work half of the time. The other half of the time they are epic fails.
My handstands don't work 100% of the time.
Oh :P
*Knocks things about the courtroom as he cartwheels.*
*climbs on top of a wardrobe to stay out of the way*
Do courtrooms have wardrobes?
Hey, it's the cellars. Of course they do. (and fridges, too)
Hmmm... I'm not convinced.
Fine by me.
Also, look what I found:
Spoiler
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HAH! that's nothing!!!
OnlineKade Rivok 04:48:41 AM Viewing unread replies since their last visit.
Why would you do this? There is a blue thing beside any unread topics, so it is entirely unnecessary to look at that page.
So it shows UK time in the 'who's online?' for everybody?
I don't know.
For you it seemed to.
No, that was part of Eb's post that I quoted but didn't quote properly.
Fine. For Ebby it did.
Well, she is English.
Quote from: Booklover on April 11, 2020, 08:13:43 AM
So it shows UK time in the 'who's online?' for everybody?
I think not...
It shows Greenwhich time normally. If you don't change it....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 07:08:33 AM
OnlineKade Rivok 04:48:41 AM Viewing unread replies since their last visit.
Why would you do this? There is a blue thing beside any unread topics, so it is entirely unnecessary to look at that page.
I view that page most often.
You mean whatever the time is in Britain.
Sure. I have no idea how many time zones Britain has, and I read that on an old topic so...
GMT and BST (which stand for Greenwich Mean Time and British Summer Time respectively). GMT is from the first 3am (when it goes back to 2am) on the last Sunday in October to 2am (when it jumps forward to 3am) on the last Sunday in March.
Ah.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:41:41 PM
It shows Greenwhich time normally. If you don't change it....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 07:08:33 AM
OnlineKade Rivok 04:48:41 AM Viewing unread replies since their last visit.
Why would you do this? There is a blue thing beside any unread topics, so it is entirely unnecessary to look at that page.
I view that page most often.
I know. The question is, why?
Because he posts on a topic, then goes on recent unread topics again.
But why would anybeast do that? It's so much easier to just stay on the board that the topic was on and click on other topics that have blue things.
But then you don't know if anybody's posted important stuff on other boards while you were going through that board.
Whatever.
*Flicks hair back.*
*Initiates valley girl accent.*
What- evah!
Which ever?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 01:34:17 PM
*Flicks hair back.*
*Initiates valley girl accent.*
What- evah!
Yeah, basically. (Except my hair flicking is better in real life than it is on the forum)
It's better on the forum for you than it is in real life for me :D
Quote from: Verdauga on April 12, 2020, 01:34:17 PM
*Flicks hair back.*
*Initiates valley girl accent.*
What- evah!
HAH!
Teer's real life hair-flicking is pretty epic.
I can imagine.
She does it when she's grumpy, sometimes. :laugh:
I use it as my rebellion outlet. It saves having to have arguments with mum like all the rest of my siblings have done. It seems I've been skipped as far as arguing goes and Mum's gone straight to Lass. (I'm not going to complain but I feel not a small amount of sympathy for Lass)
Avoiding arguments is rather necessary in the teenage years.
Yeah. I've been fairly good at it, so far. There are certain methods of dealing with different types of people and I've been observing them for years. It is rather interesting.
That's good; very wise.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 11:49:11 PM
Yeah. I've been fairly good at it, so far. There are certain methods of dealing with different types of people and I've been observing them for years. It is rather interesting.
TEACH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I will give you private lessons once the lockdown finishes.
Le hannon, hiril nin. (man, that phrase is useful)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 11:39:46 PM
I use it as my rebellion outlet. It saves having to have arguments with mum like all the rest of my siblings have done. It seems I've been skipped as far as arguing goes and Mum's gone straight to Lass. (I'm not going to complain but I feel not a small amount of sympathy for Lass)
-_-
yeah, that's because everybeast pampers to your every whim.
That's not true, Lass.
Yeah, she's only pampered on here. (And irl too, probably ;D)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 12, 2020, 04:25:32 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 11, 2020, 04:41:41 PM
It shows Greenwhich time normally. If you don't change it....
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 11, 2020, 07:08:33 AM
OnlineKade Rivok 04:48:41 AM Viewing unread replies since their last visit.
Why would you do this? There is a blue thing beside any unread topics, so it is entirely unnecessary to look at that page.
I view that page most often.
I know. The question is, why?
Ah, so
that's why your posting seems so random. It's much better to go to unread replies and start from the bottom, that way you're working from oldest to newest and not having to search the boards for your topics. Eb has this "problem" as well, where she'll keep replying to only the newest topic on a board, so if someone else replies to it, that's the only topic she'll post in :laugh:
Speak for yourself. When I have three or so unread topics pages up, I fly through the posts. Keeps you on your toes.
I was speaking for myself :laugh:
I just prefer to go through them sequentially from oldest to newest.
I generally go newest to oldest because it's easier.
Then you can get caught in the loop I mentioned of only responding to one or two threads over and over. That's my main reasoning.
I'm quicker to post than most people, usually.
I generally start at the bottom of the page and go to the top, except in the case of LTTT(BNNYD) and a few other select threads.
Such as GvsG and CAHAPBAMP? Remind Lass to quickly look at those.
Nah, they're not top priority.
For Lass and me they are.
I know.
Yes. Their constant presence on my new replies page alludes to that.
I don't even look at that page, I just know.
And I don't understand, either.
I don't understand what is so difficult to understand.
Quote from: Booklover on April 13, 2020, 11:05:18 PM
Such as GvsG and CAHAPBAMP? Remind Lass to quickly look at those.
*looks down shape faced* sorry, Bookie...
It's fine.
*is very relived *
Ahem. Welcome back, Ladies and Gentlebeasts. Is there anything that you wish to bring up while I'm here?
well, er, Teer killed me..
Hmm. Sounds serious. *Shuffles papers* Where is this "Teer" person currently? And where is the local sheriff?
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 10:55:57 PM
proof
Hmm... But this *does* rather sound like it was an accident. Did the victim in question actually need a bath?
no, she was fine.
Your honor, the defendant had been vomited upon by the plaintiff, and believed both she and the plaintiff were, in fact, in need of a bath.
Indeed? Hmm. Were there any other witnesses there who are present?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Your honor, the defendant had been vomited upon by the plaintiff, and believed both she and the plaintiff were, in fact, in need of a bath.
incorrect.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 14, 2020, 11:03:36 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Your honor, the defendant had been vomited upon by the plaintiff, and believed both she and the plaintiff were, in fact, in need of a bath.
incorrect.
Then which party needed the bath?
Teer.
Ah... Which begs the question, where is the accused? She should at least get a chance to defend herself.
Hmm, she wakes up around 12, so she'll be here two hours
Ah...okay. *Waits*
Ah, she's up early, today.
*Raises eyebrow.*
*Readies hammer*
*Continues cartwheeling about.* I believe it would be very difficult to vomit on a beast without some level of splash back occurring, and any level of splash back would require a bath, in my opinion.
Hey! No cartwheeling in the Forum Courthouse!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 12:39:14 AM
*Continues cartwheeling about.* I believe it would be very difficult to vomit on a beast without some level of splash back occurring, and any level of splash back would require a bath, in my opinion.
you doubt my skill!?!?
Verily.
*Rubs Lass' head fondly.* There there.
*sobs*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 15, 2020, 12:40:46 AM
Hey! No cartwheeling in the Forum Courthouse!
There have been worse crimes in here.
*comes into court house and catches up on goings on* Right, there are a few things needed to be set straight, I see. For a start, I don't sleep in 'til noon. Ever. I generally do real life things before lunch and waste time in the afternoon, but I don't sleep in that long and I doubt I even could. Occasionally, I stay in bed 'til about ten because I'm imagining a really interesting story and want to flesh it out properly, but I never sleep that long.
Second, I didn't purposely drown Lass. I cannot deny that she drowned but I have no idea how or why. The situation went like this:
How the situation went:
Lass was coughing and I thought she was choking on something, so I patted her back gently and gave her a few reassuring words of encouragement. Unfortunately, she must have had a cold or something because she vomited with considerable force, covering me with the previous contents of her stomach. As has been demonstrated many times before and is completely out of my control, my scales are rather bouncy, so the vomit also bounced off onto Lass.
Seeing this and taking into account that there was a handy river nearby that was about knee deep, I scooped Lass up and jumped in, scrubbing both of us off in the slightly deeper part (about waist height). I was already heading for the bank when Lass very suddenly drowned, though I have no idea how that happened since she was upright in my arms and her head was well above the water.
My last thing to say on this subject is that Lass was revived immediately and there was no lasting damage to her person. Indeed, she stands before you today, perfectly healthy and in no way drowned or dead.
Taking those facts into account, your honour, I plead not guilty.
As a witness, I can confirm that Teer is telling the truth.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 08:53:10 AM
*comes into court house and catches up on goings on* Right, there are a few things needed to be set straight, I see. For a start, I don't sleep in 'til noon. not true! Ever. I generally do real life things before lunch and waste time in the afternoon, but I don't sleep in that long and I doubt I even could. Occasionally, I stay in bed 'til about ten because I'm imagining a really interesting story and want to flesh it out properly, but I never sleep that long.
Second, I didn't purposely drown Lass. I cannot deny that she drowned but I have no idea how or why. The situation went like this:
How the situation went:
Lass was coughing and I thought she was choking on something, so I patted her back gently and gave her a few reassuring words of encouragement. Unfortunately, she must have had a cold or something because she vomited with considerable force, covering me with the previous contents of her stomach. As has been demonstrated many times before and is completely out of my control, my scales are rather bouncy, so the vomit also bounced off onto Lass it did not!.
Seeing this and taking into account that there was a handy river nearby that was about knee deep for you, a massive monster., I scooped Lass up and jumped in, scrubbing both of us off in the slightly deeper part (about waist height). I was already heading for the bank when Lass very suddenly drowned, though I have no idea how that happened since she was upright in my arms and her head was well above the water. incorrect, I was well and truly under water, and your knee hight, is far, far over my head, so deep I would not even be able to see the river bottom!
My last thing to say on this subject is that Lass was revived Apparently, by my profile, but my profile says next to nothing about me, so there is no way that could bring me back immediately and there was no lasting damage to her person. Indeed, she stands before you alas, this is only a shadow of my forma self, I have changed, I shell never be the same... today, perfectly healthy and in no way drowned or dead.
*BEEP, BEEP!*
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Got a truckload of avocados for
@lass of something much*holds up paper*
Sign here please.
Thankee *signs*
Attention, everybeast.
@shisteer of nothing much is on trial for attempted assault and for trying taking justice in her own paws. And also for trying to stop the flow of chaos in the Cellars. *Onlookers gasp* I know, right? Anyway,
@Verdauga may be her lawyer, if he wishes. I, myself, Judge Sebias, will be presiding over this case. The jury shall consist of:
@Scott McLamok,
@Kade Rivok, and
@One-Eye the wildcat.
Present as defense.
Good. *Coughs importantly* Now, do we have any witnesses? Scott?
I don't care what you do to me. Verdauga's my husband and I refuse to share. *sticks tongue out at Sebias*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 25, 2020, 08:14:19 PM
Attention, everybeast. @shisteer of nothing much is on trial for attempted assault and for trying taking justice in her own paws. And also for trying to stop the flow of chaos in the Cellars. *Onlookers gasp* I know, right? Anyway, @Verdauga may be her lawyer, if he wishes. I, myself, Judge Sebias, will be presiding over this case. The jury shall consist of: @#, @Mushup, and @The gunny one.
That's a unfair jury.
The jury is meant to be impartial and a fair representation of the community.
I know, my Dad has been in the jury twice...
My science teacher had to do jury service so we had a lot of cover science lessons in a row.
Also, I'm not going to vote on the pole, I'm getting quite feed-up with Seb.
I voted for the second one because it's closest to 'not-guilty'.
You shouldn't have voted at all, it's only encouraging him.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 26, 2020, 04:09:34 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 25, 2020, 08:14:19 PM
Attention, everybeast. @shisteer of nothing much is on trial for attempted assault and for trying taking justice in her own paws. And also for trying to stop the flow of chaos in the Cellars. *Onlookers gasp* I know, right? Anyway, @Verdauga may be her lawyer, if he wishes. I, myself, Judge Sebias, will be presiding over this case. The jury shall consist of: @#, @Mushup, and @The gunny one.
That's a unfair jury.
Well that is unfair to say that they are unfair. ^-^
incorrect, Seb king of memes, most incorrect.
The fact is, I am guilty of the charges stated. They shouldn't be illegal and my actions are perfectly justified, but I did act, so I'm guilty.
Teer, grow a brain.
Lying in court is illegal, as it should be.
Yeah, that's why you shouldn't lie, and why I told you to grow a brain
Hey, growing brains is a difficult process!
Besides, brains are overrated. Plain muscle tastes so much better.
With just a little fat to increase the flavor.
And a touch of salt.
And perhaps some sage?
Mmm, I generally go with rosemary and ginger.
Prefer them raw and wriggling.
Stupid fat hobbitses!
:o
Heh
All in needs is a sprinkle of squirrel dung.
*Joins the others around the fire*
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Nah, not dung. It's too sweet. Add some dog claws for crunch. Then it's good.
*vomits*
*Shuffles papers* Anyway, any cases that anybeast would like to bring up?
Hmmm... good question. I'll think of one, soon.
Sounds good. *Puts on wig in the meanwhile*
*dons executionor mask* (that is if the judge lets)
*hides behind Seb* Sebbie help there's a monster!!!!!
Rude.
*whimpers*
*Picks up Lass and trots off with her.*
Your honour, I accuse Kade Rivok of kidnapping!
Your honor, I accuse BL of calling me a sleeping goat!
*struggles*
*Tickles.*
*giggles* Gaah! stop it! :laugh:
Your honour, I have a case.
Teer help me! I've been kidnaped!!!
What do you mean by help? :P
I need my big sister to save me!!!!! From the mean otter badger!!!!
Don't worry, Lass, I'll help you soon. (With legal justice)
B-b-but he ticked me!!!!!
I'll help, Lass. *trots after Kade (on my chestnut gelding)*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 07, 2020, 11:44:43 PM
B-b-but he ticked me!!!!!
You say that as if it's past tense. *Is continuing to tickle Lass.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 11:04:01 PM
Your honour, I have a case.
Yes? Step up here please. *Gestures to chair* Now, tell me your case, and I'll see what I can do to help.
*steps onto chair* Your honour, Kade Rivok has repeatedly stolen other members against their will, trapping them in his fluff so they can barely breath and running away with them.
So, you're saying you don't want more foot rubs. Gotcha.
No! I want more foot rubs.
Goodness, it doesn't sound like it.
Your honour, upon further consideration, this case doesn't really need to be looked into.
>.>
...
<.<
*returns* I take up her case!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 08, 2020, 07:57:34 PM
Your honour, upon further consideration, this case doesn't really need to be looked into.
Mm, good chook.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 08:57:35 PM
*returns* I take up her case!
My, you're looking a tad dusty today. Maybe you need a bath?
*backs away from Kade and snarls*
*jumps in waving executioner axe*
*Dodges.* Chill, my friend, and don't worry. Me and Eb are married! This is just how we flirt. ^-^
*ears flatten*
*shoulders slump*
BoingBoom. :'(
Translation- Awww, no fight then?
(I have to take my horse down the road to a friend's house now, but I'll be back later.)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 08, 2020, 10:05:02 PM
*shoulders slump*
BoingBoom. :'(
Translation- Awww, no fight then?
Net yet, at least ^-^ I'm sure somebeast'll cause some trouble at some point.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 10:04:35 PM
*ears flatten*
*Ruffles Eb's ears fondly.* You're so easily embarrassed.
QuoteNet yet, at least ^-^ I'm sure somebeast'll cause some trouble at some point.
*jumps in at kade's words and recks the court house with axe*
*grabs Corporal Rubbadub by the foot paw and holds him upside down* Hey, no destroying public venues! Your honour, I found a new case.
*is still struggling*
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!
Translation-BLODWRATH! EULALIA!
*is still dancing holding Corporal Rubbadub by the footpaw*
*barfs up food*
BOOoo.....
Translation- oooogh :P
Well... that happened.
*barfs until shisteer agrees to release*
Your Honor, I accuse Kade of repeated kidnapping.
You forgot the u.
*now that shisteer has let go, continues destroying courthouse*
*hasn't let go*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:13:25 PM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 08, 2020, 10:05:02 PM
*shoulders slump*
BoingBoom. :'(
Translation- Awww, no fight then?
Net yet, at least ^-^ I'm sure somebeast'll cause some trouble at some point.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 10:04:35 PM
*ears flatten*
*Ruffles Eb's ears fondly.* You're so easily embarrassed.
*snaps at Kade's paw*
Quote*hasn't let go*
Has To!
Fine then. *grabs Corporal Rubbadub by the footpaw again* No destroying public venues!
BeepBlorp
Translation-Seb, I accuse shisteer of holding my paw!(which is a very big crime)
*continues holding Corporal Rubbadub's footpaw* I am protecting your court house, your Honour.
uuuuuuhhhhhhh
*tries to think of good excuse*
Mhmm. *continues holding Corporal Rubbadub's footpaw*
*tries to run away*
BAang!
Translation-Seb, HHHHEEEEELLLLPPPPPP!
*keeps holding Corporal Rubbadub firmly*
*squeaks*
*starts throwing all the 101 weapons rubbadub has on him at shisteer*
*is still holding Corporal Rubbadub, unaffected* You need to tighten up your aim, mate.
*Glances at the knife impaled in my forearm and rolls eyes.* Please do.
Hey! *Raises hammer in the air* Watch it, sah! This Courthouse and I have been through a lot of stuff together! Touch another splinter of it and I'll... *Scratches chin*... think of something suitable for the current situation.
Don't worry, your Honour. I've got a firm hold of him. *holds Rubbadub's footpaw up so Seb can see*
Thank you, Teer. Now... *Claps paws* ...down to business. I'm sorry, Rubba, dear friend, but you must pay for the damages done to my poor Courtroom.
Blaaaggghhhh!Glaabbbaglafornk!
Tanslation- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Please, i promise *crosses paws behind back* i won't do it again!
*pulls out semi-automatic pistol, fires in the air, and presses the hot barrel to Corporal's face.*
Stop trying to escape your fate.
*is terrified*
Thanks, soldier. However, I don't think there is any need for drastic measures. He promised, and that's good enough for me. I'll let you off this time, but you have to repair the damage you did. Are we all agreed?
*Bangs hammer* Next case!
*squeaks and jumps onto Teer's footpaw*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 10, 2020, 04:00:46 AM
*pulls out semi-automatic pistol, fires in the air, and presses the hot barrel to Corporal's face.*
Stop trying to escape your fate.
Considering that he very likely has fur, you probably aren't doing much.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2020, 04:10:12 AM
Thanks, soldier. However, I don't think there is any need for drastic measures. He promised, and that's good enough for me. I'll let you off this time, but you have to repair the damage you did. Are we all agreed?
*Bangs hammer* Next case!
I accuse Kade Rivok of kidnapping.
Boing!
Translation-I accuse shisteer of hurting one's footpaw!
@Kade Rivok, got anything to say for yourself?
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 10, 2020, 02:49:07 PM
Boing!
Translation-I accuse shisteer of hurting one's footpaw!
Hmm... What were the circumstances?
BeepBoopBop!
Translation-shisteer was randomly holding my footpaw, while I was totally not trying to wreck the courthouse!
I must confess that I'm rather suspicious about that being 100% accurate. *Scratches chin* Any witnesses?
Random Spectator- Yes, my brothe- I mean Corporal Rubbadub is totally calm at all times.
Rubbadub-BleepBleep
Translation- Yes totally!
*jumps up and down in excitement*
>.>
:laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on May 10, 2020, 01:46:20 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 10, 2020, 04:10:12 AM
Thanks, soldier. However, I don't think there is any need for drastic measures. He promised, and that's good enough for me. I'll let you off this time, but you have to repair the damage you did. Are we all agreed?
*Bangs hammer* Next case!
I accuse Kade Rivok of kidnapping.
*Has been kidnaped, but can't say anything thanks to first fact*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 10, 2020, 08:49:26 AM
*squeaks and jumps onto Teer's footpaw*
*yelps and hops about, clutching said footpaw* Can you not do that, please? Footpaw can be sensitive and I'm not wearing steel toe caps today.
(You were on over powered mode at the time...)
No, I wasn't.
(You were, it was on your profile)
I don't care what size I was in when it happened, it hurt. Just accept it and move on. The moving on part is important, because you're still on my footpaw and it's not helping.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 18, 2020, 08:12:02 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 10, 2020, 08:49:26 AM
*squeaks and jumps onto Teer's footpaw*
*yelps and hops about, clutching said footpaw* Can you not do that, please? Footpaw can be sensitive and I'm not wearing steel toe caps today.
BOOOoom
Translation- ahem...... remember my footpaw?
*Looks at Teer* >.>
*Returns Lass. Kidnaps Teer.*
BomBomBom!
Trans-YesYesYes, thank you for kidnaping shisteer-and Seb, this was not a conspiracy.
*Nods to Rub before vanishing around a corner.* You're welcome, citizen.
Beep
Trans:seb, look the other way *dangles pickle in front of Seb's face* (mystical voice) You never saw kade in your court house before, you will forget that kade was ever here...! FOrget FOrget!
*Teleports Kade back in.*
*Due to the "Kidnapper" status, teleporting is currently ineffective on the individual known as "Kade".*
*Raises eyebrow.*
You say from inside the room. ;)
(I didn't say anything ^-^)
*has been kidnapped* This is... inconvenient. *drops Rubbadub* I'm not giving you two for the price of one, sorry. Run, Rubbadub!
Your honor, I'd like to press kidnapping and grand theft charges against Kade Rivok.
*remains on the floor unconscious*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 20, 2020, 01:52:30 AM
*has been kidnapped* This is... inconvenient. *drops Rubbadub* I'm not giving you two for the price of one, sorry. Run, Rubbadub!
Nothing inconvenient about it!
Oooooooh! *Stares at pickle*
Beeooweep!
Trans- (eerie voice) Do not eat the pickle! I have never done anything wrong, i am flawless...flawless!
*Opens mouth*
This could get ugly.
Darling, I'm already ugly. ;D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DO NOT EAT THE SACRED PICKLE!!!!
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 01:20:52 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DO NOT EAT THE SACRED PICKLE!!!!
*Sniffs pickle*
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YOU WILL NEVER GET THE PICKLE! *hugs pickle*
*Grabs pickle* *Gives it to
@Keva Strongbow* We need it for... evidence... Yes, evidence.
:'(
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >:( :'( ( ;D)
*bites his way to PICKLE*
Don't worry. I'll put him somewhere relatively safe. ;D
ME!? SAFE!? PICKLE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :'( :'( :'( :'(OOOOOOOOOO!!! WAIT, DID YOU EAT IT?! >:( ( ;D)
Maybe. It's safe, wherever it is. ::)
Anyways, anyone have any cases? (Just as long as they don't involve pickle-napping)
IT IS NOT SAFE IN YOUR TUMMY!
Lower judges i accuse the high judge!
If you want the pickle back, you'll have to do me a favor sometime later down the road... Sound good?
Hmmmm.... what will that favor be?
*Is still accusing Kade of kidnapping and grand theft.*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 06:09:27 PM
Hmmmm.... what will that favor be?
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(I'm actually not sure. I'll think of something. ^-^)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 06:10:15 PM
*Is still accusing Kade of kidnapping and grand theft.*
Grand theft, eh?
Yes. He stole my most precious belonging.
Your... ego?
*sticks hand down Seb's throat and pulls out the pickle which is covered in saliva, along the way rub pulls out Seb's liver and one kidney, gleefully runs away with all 3 things :D*
(One of you should put it in the funnies collection)
(I would, but I was the one who posted it, so... :P)
(And I had a tiny part in it.)
I had a small part. A tiny, tiny part, relating to the pickles.
*runs back in* no, i wasn't dreaming it! I DISTINCTLY HEARD SOMEONE SAY PICKLES!!!! PICKLESPICKLESPICKLES! GIMMEGIMME!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 06:10:15 PM
*Is still accusing Kade of kidnapping and grand theft.*
Quote from: Booklover on May 21, 2020, 07:06:24 PM
I had a small part. A tiny, tiny part, relating to the pickles.
@Kade Rivok, then?
What did he steal?
Teer.
You can't steal a person, silly. *Said from... somewhere.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 03:15:28 AM
*Grabs pickle* *Gives it to @Keva Strongbow* We need it for... evidence... Yes, evidence.
*Tries not to lick the juicy pickle*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH THE SACRED PICKLE! *tries to grab it from Kade*
*Hides pickle* Enough with the pickles! *Takes a quick bite from the pickle*
*starts sobbing* AAAAGGGHHH! HE ate from the p-p-pickle :'( :'( :'( :'( *collapses into tears, then keels over and faints*
*laughs*
*tip-toes over to Rub and hands him a Seb-proof jar of pickles* There you go...*smiles then goes back to chair*
*Would have totally eaten said jar of pickles, as they aren't Kade proof, but isn't around to do so. Wails of anguish can be heard from some distant place.*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 22, 2020, 07:36:43 AM
*tip-toes over to Rub and hands him a Seb-proof jar of pickles* There you go...*smiles then goes back to chair*
Seb-proof jars? Pfft.
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You keep using that word. I don not think it means what you think it means.
Quote from: Booklover on May 22, 2020, 05:14:28 PM
You keep using that word. I don not think it means what you think it means.
I don either.
That's wonderful.
My PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS PICKLESSSSSS P-PRECIOUSSSS PICKLESSSSS... *hugs pickles, turns it over in hands*
*Is stil accusing Kade of kidnapping and grand theft.*
*Teleports Kade into the room and grabs Teer.*
(gollum-gollum!)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 07:13:46 PM
*Due to the "Kidnapper" status, teleporting is currently ineffective on the individual known as "Kade".*
*Chuckles and pats Kade on the shoulder.* No worries buddy. I heard you the first time. :D
*Laughs from some far away location.*
Ha, my arm isn't that long, silly goose.
(snakelike voice) Theys stole the precciosss from uss, they stoles its stole its!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 22, 2020, 08:02:58 PM
Ha, my arm isn't that long, silly goose.
Better a goose than a bloodthirsty little beast.
*is annoyed that I have been kidnapped and, therefore, can't join in the pickle argument*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 22, 2020, 05:59:56 PM
My PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS PICKLESSSSSS P-PRECIOUSSSS PICKLESSSSS... *hugs pickles, turns it over in hands*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 22, 2020, 06:43:57 PM
(gollum-gollum!)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 22, 2020, 08:57:17 PM
(snakelike voice) Theys stole the precciosss from uss, they stoles its stole its!
*is having second thoughts...and third...*
Yeah, he needs more practice, doesn't he?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 23, 2020, 10:06:56 AM
*is annoyed that I have been kidnapped and, therefore, can't join in the pickle argument*
I brought you back to the courtroom. Feel free to join in.
(Is that the general consensus though, or is everybeast in favour of Kade?)
*Shrugs* I don't even know how the pickle thing got started :D
*indignant look* Well, because they stole my pickle! (eyes get red)
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on May 25, 2020, 03:48:53 PM
*Shrugs* I don't even know how the pickle thing got started :D
My present situation has nothing to do with the pickle problem.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 24, 2020, 02:04:41 AM
(Is that the general consensus though, or is everybeast in favour of Kade?)
I'm in favor of me.
*rolls eyes* of course you are. ;D
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 25, 2020, 05:08:55 PM
*indignant look* Well, because they stole my pickle! (eyes get red)
O.O
...
. . .
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:26:20 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 24, 2020, 02:04:41 AM
(Is that the general consensus though, or is everybeast in favour of Kade?)
I'm in favor of me.
Oh. Since you're the only beast who answered the question, I suppose I'm kidnapped still.
Tee hee
Kade, are you guilty?
Of?
Kidnapping. And eating Rub's precious pickle.
You ate the pickle.
Also, I've kidnapped nobeast. I'm simply carrying a friend around while we go on an adventure!
A nibble, my lad. Merely a nibble.
Hmm. Does anyone have proof of anything otherwise? If not, next case! *Bangs hammer*
Question: is it a case of something 'rightfully stolen'?
I have a case to bring forward! It regards Verdauga's gross misuse of teleportation.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 07:14:38 PM
You ate the pickle.
Also, I've kidnapped nobeast. I'm simply carrying a friend around while we go on an adventure!
WHAT?! SEB STOLE MY PICKLE!?*begins to cry, then head snaps up, eyes full of rage*
MY PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!*makes his way to seb, along the way destroying the jury's bench, and bothe witness stands*
*Presses button and Rub falls in trapdoor* Buh-bye! *Waves* I'll let him cool off for a bit.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 07:19:51 PM
I have a case to bring forward! It regards Verdauga's gross misuse of teleportation.
Ah, yes. This sounds worth looking into.
@Verdauga
Nothing will stop me from getting my pickle Nothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickleNothing will stop me from getting my pickle *digs up under sebs chair, flipping him over* I DECLARE SEB'S REIGN OVER*presses button, crowd cheers* ASSISTANT: READ HIM THE ARTICLES! *trumpets blare* a small rodent declares in a squicky voice: ahemhemhem, sebbias of redwall must ahem leave the ahem courthouse ahem immediatly under ahem, penalty of death! ;D
*Gets up* *Yawns*
@Keva Strongbow, care to take care of this cute chap? Or should I? *Stretches* Mm. I think I'll do it. *Summons Mjolnir and drops it on Rub's head, pinning him on the ground* Hmm... What fate should we give you for attempted assault? Have you been shipped yet?
*gets mjolnir in his control and knocks seb out* CONTINUE ASSISTANT! assistant-ahem! and will also suffer tortures such as *calm male voice- the next few details are to gruesome to describe, so please tune out for a bit*- and will die Ahem!
(you really like mjolnir)
I prefer the armor to the hammer.
Is somebeast trying to overthrow the supreme judge?? :o Preposterous!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 07:19:51 PM
I have a case to bring forward! It regards Verdauga's gross misuse of teleportation.
He tries to help people with it!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 07:16:00 PM
Hmm. Does anyone have proof of anything otherwise? If not, next case! *Bangs hammer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:38:00 PM
*Returns Lass. Kidnaps Teer.*
Your honour, I think this is ample proof of his crimes.
Yes, your Honor. The defendant admitted as much and subsequently denied as much in court, so I further press charges of perjury.
IS'NT THERE ANYONE TO STAND AGAINST SEB AND HIS CRUELTY AGAINST PICKLES!? :'(
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 28, 2020, 05:07:21 PM
IS'NT THERE ANYONE TO STAND AGAINST SEB AND HIS CRUELTY AGAINST PICKLES!? :'(
Nope. I'm much too popular with the masses.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 28, 2020, 09:51:16 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 07:16:00 PM
Hmm. Does anyone have proof of anything otherwise? If not, next case! *Bangs hammer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:38:00 PM
*Returns Lass. Kidnaps Teer.*
Your honour, I think this is ample proof of his crimes.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 28, 2020, 01:09:01 PM
Yes, your Honor. The defendant admitted as much and subsequently denied as much in court, so I further press charges of perjury.
This is looking bad for you,
@Kade Rivok. I may be forced to announce you guilty.
You can't see the text. You're simply assuming that it's kidnapping. As I said previously, I'm simply carrying a friend along as we go on an adventure. ^-^
Hmm...
Your Honor, the evidence says otherwise.
I for one think it depends on whether the "friend" wanted to come or not, among other things
GUILTY!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on May 28, 2020, 11:07:34 PM
GUILTY!
*Writes that down*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 11:07:09 PM
I for one think it depends on whether the "friend" wanted to come or not, among other things
Does anyone know where the "friend" in question, is?
By the by, me and Teer aren't here. I've been magically projecting our voices, but we're off having adventures.
Well, he is carrying me without my consent, and I have no idea what these 'adventures' entail. On the other paw, it could just be a carefully set up surprise. I will make my decision once we arrive at our destination.
GUILTY!
*raises paw*
Yes, Lass?
I don't think I should be in the jury, as I was captured many times, and thus; it wouldn't be fair...
I do not get how kade can get a bad punishment for kidnapping, i mean i do it all the tim-*nervous laugh* Heh heh. i meant uh-uh- nothing.
You...What?...*hides behind Scott*
*whimpers softly*
*Wanders back into the court house.* I lost Teer at some point. Don't know where she got to.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 29, 2020, 10:07:31 PM
Well, he is carrying me without my consent, and I have no idea what these 'adventures' entail. On the other paw, it could just be a carefully set up surprise. I will make my decision once we arrive at our destination.
Well, he would be, but I locked the door.
I say he's guilty, by the way.
*is even more scared*
*Pats Lass' head.* Iz ok, little one.
O.O
^_^
*hides further behind Scott*
*Pulls out a taser and aims it at Kade*
*is traumatized*
*stumbles back into courthouse with very charred looking clothes* I proclaim Kade guilty. He dropped me in a volcano, which didn't harm me physically, but this Jersey was one of my favourites.
*peeks at Teer from behind Scott*
this is about to explode! We need a verdict before this gets out of hand quick!
*shrinks back*
SEBIAS WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!??????????
Rub, the court house doesn't explode.
*sigh* if you didnt know what i meant then...
You're going to explain?
it means its going to get wild.
Oh. Fun?
*Coughs importantly* Just to make things official, would the jury mind submitting their votes. If in the unlikly case that Kade is verdicted as guilty, we'll then need to decide how to punish him for his crimes.
He has to choose between otter and badger.
*Squeals* What an excellent idea! *Cackles and rubs paws*
just FYI, I'm exempt from jury duty....
happy to fill in for the prosecutor if needed though
Thank you for voting. Why do you think that you are exempt from jury duty though?
something happened many years ago, that excluded me from that lofty position.
Well, you are in luck, the Honorable Judge has complete and utter power here, so if needed, you could still be selected. But we'll see, though. Would you like to be chosen?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2020, 04:01:44 AM
Well, you are in luck, the Honorable Judge has complete and utter power here, so if needed, you could still be selected. But we'll see, though. Would you like to be chosen?
Sure. Guilty as charged, m'lord.
Great! You shall be made a member of the jury, then!
Yup. Totally unbiased. Theres no waaay that sebias-who is also the head judge, and is against kade- could think of do :Ding that
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2020, 04:07:18 AM
Great! You shall be made a member of the jury, then!
*welcomes Pano to the jury stand* Contrary as it might seem, you are allowed to sit, if you want.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 12:03:24 AM
*stumbles back into courthouse with very charred looking clothes* I proclaim Kade guilty. He dropped me in a volcano, which didn't harm me physically, but this Jersey was one of my favourites.
I did no such thing, vile fiend.
You did so! Maybe it wasn't intentional, but you did drop me in a volcano.
It wasn't really a drop, per se, more of an accidental launch when I tripped. ::)
The fact remains, my jersey is permanently ruined and merino is expensive.
Sounds like a you problem. You got wings, dontcha? You wanted to take a dip in the lava.
I have wings but, as you said, you launched me into the volcano. I'm not stupid enough to break my wings by trying to stop such powerful force.
You act as if your wings could break. Also, I didn't launch you straight down, it was in an arched trajectory.
The force was still too much to stop, especially since I was in small mode.
*mumbles something*
What was that now, dearie?
*Herman walks in the courthouse* Hello! How is everyone doing? :) I do hope the judge is treating everyone fairly. :D
Lass, run.
What? I'm only being friendly.
Oh, I wasn't meaning from you. ^-^
*trembles with fear*
Or from me. -_-
{I was doing that because of Kade}
O.O
High judge, can you replace yourself please?
No, don't...
{kidnap me for a start.}
I returned you though. Unharmed, to boot.
{So mental scaring and social anxiety doesn't count in your books? And you only returned me so you could get Teer}
I don't think being picked up and carried around for a bit by a fluffy Otterbadger did much mental scarring, and social anxiety is a completely separate issue -_-
Also, I didn't return you so I could get Teer, I could have taken both her and you together. I just figured it was time you became unkidnapped, just like how Teer was released after a little bit.
Quote from: Herman Smith on June 03, 2020, 11:00:20 PM
*Herman walks in the courthouse* Hello! How is everyone doing? :) I do hope the judge is treating everyone fairly. :D
Hi there, Herman! Welcome to the courthouse! We have donuts down the hall if you'd like some.
*whimpers softly*
Herman, hes just trying to get rid of you. :D (jk)
O.O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 06:32:42 PM
I don't think being picked up and carried around for a bit by a fluffy Otterbadger did much mental scarring, and social anxiety is a completely separate issue -_-
Also, I didn't return you so I could get Teer, I could have taken both her and you together. I just figured it was time you became unkidnapped, just like how Teer was released after a little bit.
Yeah, you released me
INTO A VOLCANO!!!
Which didn't harm you, but that's not the point.
It turned my favourite merino jumper to ashes, completely ruining it.
You chose not to fly when I tripped.
We've been over this. I was in small mode and wouldn't have been able to stop anyway.
Only because you decided that you wouldn't have been able to stop. ^-^
If I wasn't in small mode, you wouldn't have been able to kidnap me at all.
You underestimate my powers
The Jury has spoken. *Dramatic music and lightning cracks in the background*
Oooh, exciting!
The votes were close... *Coughs* ...but they had declared Kade... GUILTY!
There weren't really any other options -_-
What makes you say that? There were lots of options!
All varies shades of the same thing.
Do you have proof?
Also, what should Kade's punishment be?
*ears flatten* Touch him and die, Sebias.
OoooOoo, Ebby is in loooooove
She is obsessed with Kade, fallen for his fluff
Ooh! Yes! That. ^-^
She blushes like mad, always wanting to protect her pet otterbadger
This should really be in the Favourite Quotes thread, but I feel that it's relevant for right now.
"I'm not ashamed of loving him. There's nothing wrong with loving someone. It's hating- that's what's wrong."
>:D
Admit it, you're pink as a watermelon right now
...watermelons are green...
Not on the inside! Just like you! ;D
...
*giggles*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 05:07:26 PM
Also, what should Kade's punishment be?
Confiscate his shampoo, conditioner and soap.
Cut off all his fluff.
Burn his comb.
*yelps*
Those are a bit harsh punishments...
Wait, what exactly did he do to deserve this?
*glares* Nothing. Leave him alone.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 07, 2020, 05:47:38 AM
Wait, what exactly did he do to deserve this?
*peeks out from behind Scott* Kidnapping and stealing...
@Sebias of Redwall, I am about to be charged with slipper theft. It is untrue. I am innocent.
*ehem*
@Sebias of Redwall on the matter of the Stolen Slippers™...
I'm new to your courts but am assured that they are...*coughs uncertainly* fair. Pleased to meet you, Dotti May at your service, sah and - currently - at your mercy also!
@Ebantu the Kararehe has theived from me and deprived me of my warmth and comfort in this cold season. Most grievous a crime! What says you, oh supreme judge?
Behold: Book Reading Privilege Thief. She is just as guilty as I.
Tis I, that's true. But "as guilty as I" indeed! My crime was in ignorance and with innocent well meaning intent! Your crime was heinously violent and cruel *frowny face*
*giggles uncontrollably*
*clears throat* Your honour, I was a witness to this heinous crime and can testify that Ebantu is in the wrong. While it is true the Dotti has previously been guilty of various crimes herself, these issues have been resolved and, had they not, it must be admitted that they were for the greater good of The People and Community. *gestures officiously to People's Elbow*
Now, to recount Kararehe's crimes:
Our friend Dotti had just joined the forum and was touching up on certain points in our history, as I had advised her previously. The charged party then physically asulted her in a manner using sudden bodily force, then, when I defended the victim and pushed Eb off the bed, she proceeded to rob our good friend's feet of the warm slippers they possessed, an action I was most horrified by.
(Am I still on Jury duty, Your Honour?)
*slowly steps out from behind Scott, but grips his paw tightly*
I think Ebby is trying to distract Seb from Kade..
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 07, 2020, 09:11:46 AM
@Sebias of Redwall, I am about to be charged with slipper theft. It is untrue. I am innocent.
I shall try my best to get to the bottom of this.
Quote from: Dotti May on June 07, 2020, 09:53:41 AM
*ehem* @Sebias of Redwall on the matter of the Stolen Slippers™...
I'm new to your courts but am assured that they are...*coughs uncertainly* fair. Pleased to meet you, Dotti May at your service, sah and - currently - at your mercy also! @Ebantu the Kararehe has theived from me and deprived me of my warmth and comfort in this cold season. Most grievous a crime! What says you, oh supreme judge?
Using my title Supreme Judge, eh? I like you already. ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 07, 2020, 11:33:25 AM
*clears throat* Your honour, I was a witness to this heinous crime and can testify that Ebantu is in the wrong. While it is true the Dotti has previously been guilty of various crimes herself, these issues have been resolved and, had they not, it must be admitted that they were for the greater good of The People and Community. *gestures officiously to People's Elbow*
Now, to recount Kararehe's crimes:
Our friend Dotti had just joined the forum and was touching up on certain points in our history, as I had advised her previously. The charged party then physically asulted her in a manner using sudden bodily force, then, when I defended the victim and pushed Eb off the bed, she proceeded to rob our good friend's feet of the warm slippers they possessed, an action I was most horrified by.
(Am I still on Jury duty, Your Honour?)
My goodness. How dreadful. Hmm. Perhaps not this time. You can be a witness if you'd like.
@lass of something much @Scott McLamok @Corporal Rubbadub @Kade Rivok Y'all can be the Jury. I might add a few later.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 03:45:03 PM
*slowly steps out from behind Scott, but grips his paw tightly*
I think Ebby is trying to distract Seb from Kade..
. . .
*Looks at Eb suspiciously*
Mmm...
Hmm?
Sir Judgey thing, I think we should stick to The OB's case for now...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 05:14:24 PM
@lass of something much
@Scott McLamok
@Corporal Rubbadub
@Kade Rivok Y'all can be the Jury. I might add a few later.
*does a little a dance* yesyesyes! I can be part of the jury that it always un-just! Yay!
Umm...
...
*hides again*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 05:14:24 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 03:45:03 PM
*slowly steps out from behind Scott, but grips his paw tightly*
I think Ebby is trying to distract Seb from Kade..
. . .
*Looks at Eb suspiciously*
*smiles innocently*
You owe me, @Kade.
*shudders*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 08, 2020, 01:06:46 AM
Sir Judgey thing, I think we should stick to The OB's case for now...
The OB case? What is that?
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 08, 2020, 01:11:20 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 05:14:24 PM
@lass of something much
@Scott McLamok
@Corporal Rubbadub
@Kade Rivok Y'all can be the Jury. I might add a few later.
*does a little a dance* yesyesyes! I can be part of the jury that it always un-just! Yay!
You lucky dawg. :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:51:43 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 05:14:24 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 03:45:03 PM
*slowly steps out from behind Scott, but grips his paw tightly*
I think Ebby is trying to distract Seb from Kade..
. . .
*Looks at Eb suspiciously*
*smiles innocently* You owe me, @Kade.
0.o
I can do that too. 0.o
Your honour, Eb must be punished for her crimes.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 09, 2020, 05:25:40 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 08, 2020, 01:06:46 AM
Sir Judgey thing, I think we should stick to The OB's case for now...
The OB case? What is that?
*said from hiding place* Otter-badger case
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 08:55:52 AM
Your honour, Eb must be punished for her crimes.
Me?! What have I done?!
You stole Dot's slippers.
Correction, I removed them from her footpaws and placed them on the ground. I did not steal them.
Fair point, actually...
*ehem* Your Honour, I wish to revoke my charges against the lovely wonderful delightful Eb due to a change of circumstance in which she bribe- *clears throat* offered me a head massage in exchange for the decriminalisation of my forceful slipper removal... *coughs* so yes. Thank you *bows out*
*peeks out from hiding place*
Quote from: Dotti May on June 10, 2020, 10:12:15 AM
*ehem* Your Honour, I wish to revoke my charges against the lovely wonderful delightful Eb due to a change of circumstance in which she bribe- *clears throat* offered me a head massage in exchange for the decriminalisation of my forceful slipper removal... *coughs* so yes. Thank you *bows out*
Heh. Wonderful.
just btw, once the allegation of a crime has been made and taken to court, the victim can't pull out, only the police prosecutor can. For some obvious reasons, and some not so obvious reasons.
A judge can actually issue what's called a "victim warrant" to ensure the victim shows up to court.
Yes, but, in this case, Dot is the prosecutor, not the victim.
Eep! No court contempt intended *grins apologetically*
This is not necessarily a standard court house, though. There are many things a beast is allowed to do here that one wouldn't be allowed to do in real life.
Like this! *Begins juggling Seb, Teer, and Eb.*
Uh-huh. Like that. *folds paws, unimpressed*
*Swats Kade, then confiscates his shampoo, conditioner and soap*
Quote from: PanopticEmu on June 10, 2020, 11:46:40 AM
just btw, once the allegation of a crime has been made and taken to court, the victim can't pull out, only the police prosecutor can. For some obvious reasons, and some not so obvious reasons.
A judge can actually issue what's called a "victim warrant" to ensure the victim shows up to court.
That sounds fun. *Issues victim warrant*
*Confiscates Seb's life.*
Mm. *Confiscates it back*
*Has since retrieved his cleaning supplies.* Nyeh! *Dashes away.*
*Cuts off all of Kade's fluff*
*The fluff forms into a new life-sized Otterbadger plushie.* Seb... what have you done?
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.23iIOeZQzPUWsDLXFnezrgAAAA?pid=Api&rs=1)
*The Fluff from the life-sized Otterbadger plushie begins to envelope widdle baby Seb.*
Aaah! Not the fluff!
*Eats up the fluff*
*Seb is absorbed into the Otterbadger plushie, a feeling of comfort and warmth are the last sensations the judge feels before fading from existence.*
*Dies*
But wait!
Spoiler
(https://media.giphy.com/media/CQ2bsLEZTxs5i/giphy.gif)
*Claps and oooos.*
*Bows* Thank you. It was nothing really. Well, okay, it was quite amazing, but I'm trying to be humble here - which is already so hard when you are as perfect as me, but I'm sure most of you all don't know that feeling. ;)
Just a little bit ^-^
Oh. Good point. I'll edit that out to "most of you", then. ^-^
*blinks at the victim warrant* uhh...soo I guess Eb's still in The Bad Books then? Seb...that plushie is pretty off putting...is this how proceedings tend to go here? *looks politely unconvinced*
Quote from: Dotti May on June 10, 2020, 09:53:22 PM
*blinks at the victim warrant* uhh...soo I guess Eb's still in The Bad Books then?
Well, I guess that's up to the Jury...
Quote from: Dotti May on June 10, 2020, 09:53:22 PM
Seb...that plushie is pretty off putting...is this how proceedings tend to go here? *looks politely unconvinced*
Er, that is how proceedings happen in the entirety of the Cellars. :laugh:
Quote from: Dotti May on June 10, 2020, 09:53:22 PM
*blinks at the victim warrant* uhh...soo I guess Eb's still in The Bad Books then? Seb...that plushie is pretty off putting...is this how proceedings tend to go here? *looks politely unconvinced*
Yeah, this is your first interaction with the plushie, huh?
*The life-sized Otterbadger plushie sits in the middle of the courthouse, unmoving, but seemingly inviting all that can see it to accept it's warm embrace.*
...I'd recommend staying away, no matter how fluffy and huggable it looks.
*Throws spoon at the fluff*
@Kade I have heard tales of the fateful encounters with the plushie... Most formidable, a squashy adorable plushie that will he the final hug one will ever receive...truly horrifying. *stares at the plushie, fascinated but edges away slightly*
*has been staring at the plushie for the last few pages* It looks so nice and soft. I'm sure just stroking it wouldn't do any harm. *takes a step toward the plushie*
*Tackles Teer* No! Don't touch it! Bad idea!
why not? *reaches hand toward it*
NOEZ!
*snaps hand back* Yeesh! I was just trying to touch it! :D
It's deadly!
>_<
<.>
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 10:30:53 PM
*Throws spoon at the fluff*
*The spoon disappears into the fluff. You get the feeling that you PROBABLY won't be getting it back.*
Quote from: Dotti May on June 10, 2020, 10:44:53 PM
@Kade I have heard tales of the fateful encounters with the plushie... Most formidable, a squashy adorable plushie that will he the final hug one will ever receive...truly horrifying. *stares at the plushie, fascinated but edges away slightly*
(By the by, for the "@" to work, it has to be the full name, like
@Dotti May ^-^ After you post it, you can edit the post and change the @ to say something different. Also, I didn't know my plushie was that famous :laugh:)
*As you stare at it, you can feel something tugging at the edges of your mind, inviting you to draw nearer to the plushie. Something tells you that simply accepting it's embrace will bring a deep peace, one that you'd never be able to reach otherwise.*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 11, 2020, 01:07:34 AM
*snaps hand back* Yeesh! I was just trying to touch it! :D
*Ditto the above :P*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 11:36:14 PM
*Tackles Teer* No! Don't touch it! Bad idea!
But... it looks so fluffy. Just one little stroke won't do any harm, surely. *struggles out from under Seb*
*The Otterbadger plushie is so near, you know that if you but reach out and touch it, something wonderful is likely to occur. You have this feeling that the warmth the plushie contains is something you desperately need.*
It's so soft... *tries to stand but discovers leg was broken by Seb's tackle* I... I feel as though I should be annoyed, but, if I just get a hug from the otterbadger plushie, it will make everything better. *begins dragging self towards plushie*
*The plushie's eyes seem to look at you with warmth, inviting you in. They tell you that a peaceful joy awaits.*
*Kade runs over to Teer and pokes his enchanted fork in her leg, thus healing it.* What are you doing? I thought I was pretty clear when I said to stay away from the plushie.
I just want to stroke it or even touch its fur with one claw. It looks so nice and inviting. I might make it sad if I ignore it. Besides, what's to say you are telling us not to touch it just because you want to keep it all to yourself. You're probably jealous that it's so soft.
*charges into Teer's chest* Stay away!
So you're in on the plot too, then? It stands to reason that you would be. Well, far be it from me to do something without my 'friend' giving me permission.
Teer, *eyes fill with tears* I love you like a sister. I don't want you to die!
It's so soft. Surely touching it wouldn't do any harm. Kade's probably just saying it will because he wants all the fluffiness to himself.
Please don't! I did once, and it didn't end well!
That was a different one.
They all do the same thing!
How do you know?
'Cause Kade said so!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 11, 2020, 07:45:49 AM
It's so soft. Surely touching it wouldn't do any harm. Kade's probably just saying it will because he wants all the fluffiness to himself.
How dare you. I already have all the fluffiness anybeast could
ever need.
*Even though you know the plushie can't move, you still feel as if it's reaching out to you, pleading for you to come near, to accept it.*
is anyone accusing anyone of doing something that has to do with the fluff? someone PLEASE accuse someone!
Dangerous teddy bears are Faiyloe's thing. Not even the otterbadger plushie can replace the OITBs.
*Bursts through the court room doors with an entourage of Overly imprisoned teddy bears and a Zombie pinata with a frying pan* I was summoned- oh my... I see... *Strides up to the otter-badger plushy* *Squints at it* Don't worry I speak fluent Plushies. *Proceeds to stare at the plushy blinking in sequence* (Translation: Would you like to join my army of stuffed beings. All kinds of stuffing are welcome, there is good pay, and benefits, good health care, paid sick leave, paid maternity/paternity leave, paid over time. I would be happy negotiate your salary and hours to best suit your needs)
Ah... be careful. In theory, that thing absorbs souls.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 03:01:53 PM
*Bursts through the court room doors with an entourage of Overly imprisoned teddy bears and a Zombie pinata with a frying pan* I was summoned- oh my... I see... *Strides up to the otter-badger plushy* *Squints at it* Don't worry I speak fluent Plushies. *Proceeds to stare at the plushy blinking in sequence* (Translation: Would you like to join my army of stuffed beings. All kinds of stuffing are welcome, there is good pay, and benefits, good health care, paid sick leave, paid maternity/paternity leave, paid over time. I would be happy negotiate your salary and hours to best suit your needs)
((Whoa, did your sixth sense tell you that you'd been mentioned? :laugh: Welcome back!))
*The life-sized Otterbadger plushie doesn't respond, but something tells you that it... wants something, and not something that you've already offered. Sensations of warmth seem to emanate from the plushie, and you get the feeling that hugging it would feel simply divine.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 03:19:23 PM
Ah... be careful. In theory, that thing absorbs souls.
Good thing I don't keep my soul on my person XD *Jumps into the plushy's lap*
*As you come into contact with the fluffy plushie, an excited tingles spread across your skin as a comfortable warmth pours into your core. You notice the sensation of your body beginning to sink into the Otterbadger plushie's comfortable embrace. It's a very... peaceful feeling.*
Bye bye, Fae. It was nice knowing you for three posts. :)
Nah, it's fine. I'll just take a nap. *Gets comfortable* See you on the other side. XD
*As you begin to drift off to sleep, a great warmth starts to envelope you, and a deep sense of peace overcomes your mind. This wonderful contentment lulls you away, and you feel your cares fading into nothingness.*
Sooo sad.
Wow this is The Summer of Member's Returning!
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 04:14:52 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 12, 2020, 03:19:23 PM
Ah... be careful. In theory, that thing absorbs souls.
Good thing I don't keep my soul on my person XD *Jumps into the plushy's lap*
Ah, in that case, you should be fine. Have fun.
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/animaljam/images/7/78/Diamond-Shop_Giant-Otter-Plushie_Orange.png/revision/latest?cb=20160105205005)
Very nice.
Is that Animal Jam?
*cannot see the gif/pic*
It is Animal Jam.
I love Animal Jam (used to play it all the time)
I know not what it is...
My siblings play it.
It's an online game by National Geographic.
Ah... Anyway. *Taps hammer* Any cases?
Nope.
I think there hasn't been enough shipping lately. In fact, I think a few of our companions on this site could be guilty of hindering the Master Shipper's job.
It's because the Master Shipper can't find a perfect/cute/corresponding pairing
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 17, 2020, 02:29:53 PM
I think there hasn't been enough shipping lately. In fact, I think a few of our companions on this site could be guilty of hindering the Master Shipper's job.
That's true... Hmm...
Worty and Dot! Worty and Dot!
Oh, I quite forgot about that one. *Writes that down*
As this is the court house, I more meant my statement as an accusation against certain individuals on this site.
Justice must be upheld.
Well, Seb isn't going to accuse himself.
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
*The npc's in the room gazp.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
But...aren't you a Corndauga suppor- ugh, nevermind. I give up.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
Shipping material. I believe Lass is against that particular pairing though.
*Chuckles at Bookie's pun.*
It's a good'un
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 09:53:37 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 12:04:51 AM
Worty and Dot! Worty and Dot!
Wot are you talking about?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 02:09:40 PM
Shipping material. I believe Lass is against that particular pairing though.
Srsly?
I don't even talk with Dot...
Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 20, 2020, 06:55:20 PM
Quote from: Booklover on June 20, 2020, 09:53:37 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 19, 2020, 12:04:51 AM
Worty and Dot! Worty and Dot!
Wot are you talking about?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 02:09:40 PM
Shipping material. I believe Lass is against that particular pairing though.
Srsly?
I don't even talk with Dot...
Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)
Oh man, that's such a teenager thing to say :laugh:
You're one to talk. :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
I call hax
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful. :laugh:
Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2020, 11:33:48 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 07:00:58 PM
@Russa Nodrey
Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 01:21:01 PM
Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.
...Yes, that. But also:
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 20, 2020, 06:55:20 PM
Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)
Spoiler
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful. :laugh:
;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2020, 11:33:48 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 07:00:58 PM
@Russa Nodrey
Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 01:21:01 PM
Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.
^-^
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 03:39:51 AM...Yes, that. But also:
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 20, 2020, 06:55:20 PM
Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)
Are you saying that I am random and that I have this in common with friend Wort?
Quite likely.
Hmm, he's correct.
Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:23:26 PM
Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>
Perhaps.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 22, 2020, 03:39:51 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 21, 2020, 11:33:48 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 07:00:58 PM
@Russa Nodrey
Hello. I can't figure out why I was summoned, but I'm here.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 01:21:01 PM
Because you're just such a wonderful person, of course.
...Yes, that. But also:
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 20, 2020, 06:55:20 PM
Now that I mention it, I haven't really had a real conversation with any of the female member. ( Probably because I'm so random)
Spoiler
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful. :laugh:
;D
Srsly, F'real?
Which part of the quote are ye talking about?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:23:26 PM
Or, he was summoning a shippable female for Wort to converse with >_>
Sorry wrong quote...
Ah. Gotcha. :laugh:
OH MY GOSH WORTSHIRE! Your current profile pic!
@Dotti May!
Where is Dotti, by the by? I haven't seen her about in a while.
She's spending all her free time learning her lines for a play she's doing.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 04:44:36 AM
OH MY GOSH WORTSHIRE! Your current profile pic! @Dotti May!
I can always change it back to Izanagi Picaro...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful. :laugh:
Don't you mean
(https://i.imgur.com/agVBWZK.gif?noredirect)?
Spoiler
Quote from: Booklover on June 23, 2020, 06:27:04 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 21, 2020, 02:13:44 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 20, 2020, 06:16:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 20, 2020, 09:50:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 04:27:18 PM
Hmmm, that is an imteresting twist on what I said, so I'll take it!
Sebias! I accuse you of getting in the way of twue wove by trying to break apart Verdauga's and Teer's marriage!
I second the accusation.
*Shuffles papers* Right then. This should be a fun case. Lemme see. I call Keva, Sebias #1, Sebias #2, and Sebias #3 to be the jury for this case. Does the accused have anything to say?
*Takes off wig and sits in chair* I do, your honor. Keva I have the power to ship members, regardless of who thinks otherwise. Our power comes straight from the Great Del himself. We are the supreme authority on the matter. It is our right as Master Shippers.
*Puts on wig* You raise a very good point, sir. Well, then. *Closes book* Case settled. While the accused is guilty of hsi crimes, he has, in fact, done nothing wrong. Now, Sebias, would you like to press charges on your accuser for trying to stop you from doing your sacred duty?
*Takes off wig* No, your honor.
*Puts on wig* Well, then, case closed. Next!
*Takes off wig* Oh, by the way, may I point out how amazing you look today. Really, you look like a super model. And the hair! Simply amazing!
*Puts on wig* Why thank you. I have similar thoughts about your appearance. Anyway. Goodbye.
This is wonderful. :laugh:
Don't you mean
(https://i.imgur.com/agVBWZK.gif?noredirect)?
Heh. ^-^
Yes, that's precisely what I meant. :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on June 20, 2020, 11:41:05 PM
You're one to talk. :laugh:
Yes. I am...I know my own kind when I see them.
;D
Don't be so hard on the poor guy!
Lol.
*Bumps into topic* Oops. Sorry.
So. Any cases?
*Hundreds of dung beetles surround the courthouse* *They await The Father's command*
*The Father is not pleased*
Out! *Begins shooing them out of the topic with a broom* I just had the floors washed!
It's a good thing I changed my status before coming in here, then.
Why?
Also:
@Sheev did you murder any puppies?
My previous status was 'Muddy. Very muddy.'
Ohhhhhhhhhh
Yar.
*floats around Seb*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 23, 2020, 01:29:27 PM
*floats around Seb*
Uh... Hello?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 19, 2020, 08:14:04 PM
Why?
Also: @Sheev did you murder any puppies?
@SheevWhile we are waiting, any other cases? We need to use the punishing thread. :laugh:
*floats right through him*
Eep!
Spoopy
Ahem. @Seborg. I charge you for trying to take over the Forum from its rightful owner (Yours truly). Not only that, but you boasted that you would destroy all chaos. That is a crime of the highest order, my friend! The highest order!
0.o
Also, new poll!
I forgot to comment....Sheev slapped infant Lass...
*floats through Scott*
Are you looking for my brain? If so you'll need the world's best microscope....
... to see his smallest ideas!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 25, 2020, 11:27:19 PM
Are you looking for my brain? If so you'll need the world's best microscope....
Bad! Very bad Scott! *floats around Scott's head*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2020, 07:10:46 PM
0.o
Also, new poll!
Wonderful poll, Seb!
I voted for the third option.
Teer, I am very annoyed at you.
Fair enough.
Lol. A trial for that would be interesting.
....*Looks at the poll* You all suck...
Not me! I voted for Sheev but I want to vote for other now!
@Sebias of Redwall I want to change my vote!
I never said why you suck :P
Uh oh....
And I don't plan to, it's not your fault you're in love with my sister, nor is it hers. *Leaves the thread*
😢
I need to change my vote.
😔
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 31, 2020, 03:36:30 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 26, 2020, 10:05:02 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2020, 07:10:46 PM
0.o
Also, new poll!
Wonderful poll, Seb!
I voted for the third option.
Well, would you look at that? So did I. :laugh:
Ah, wonderful. Agreement is such a happy thing.
*Is tempted to go with
@Lass' vote* :laugh:
*Is dragged back in by the power of @ing*
Welcome back ^-^ *Pat's Lass on the head.*
Gaahhh...
Why "Gaahhh..."?
I made a dramatic exit, but it was ruined by the fact I was dragged back in! >:(
On the bright side, you made a dramatic entrance too.
*Flicks hair dramatically ;D*
You should grow your hair longer, Lass, for even more dramatic hair-flicking.
Maybe one day, short(Ish)hair is much easier to keep..
That is true.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 14, 2020, 06:33:02 AM
You should grow your hair longer, Lass, for even more dramatic hair-flicking.
I'm starting to think that my hair may be longer than Lass's!
I highly doubt that, my hair is not short short, it's just past my shoulders short
Quote from: lass of something much on August 14, 2020, 06:55:48 AM
Maybe one day, short(Ish)hair is much easier to keep..
Truth. I had medium length hair most of my life until a few years ago. Short hair is much easier to deal with.
Yar. I used to have hair that went past my shoulders. Twas a pain.
Yes, I am kidding. Shame on you if you thought otherwise. >.>
Shame on you, Seb. I appreciate long hair on boys.
It's a look that not every guy can pull off, unfortunately.
Half of my brothers have their hair down to their shoulders or below. One of them has insanely curly blond hair, and the other has much straighter dark hair.
I don't object to long hair on boys, but I appreciate short hair on boys even more.
You traitor.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 14, 2020, 09:06:26 PM
Half of my brothers have their hair down to their shoulders or below. One of them has insanely curly blond hair, and the other has much straighter dark hair.
Let's just say that it's easier to pull off the younger you are. My hair used to be a bit above my shoulders, but no longer (obviously, lol) I could probably still pull it off, but it wouldn't look quite the same.
Of course, I have no idea how old your brothers are.
Twelve and nine.
Yeah, see. Simple for young'uns such as them.
True. People managed it for hundreds of years in the past though.
I'm not sure how I would look in long hair...
...Now I'm curious...
I think I'll go for a "Stoic the Vast" kinda look.
It will be glorious. Make sure you take pictures.
Oh, I will. ;D
...Be glorious, that is.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 14, 2020, 09:16:43 PM
True. People managed it for hundreds of years in the past though.
Some people, yes. Just as some people do now. Nowadays, though, it's far easier to keep and style short hair than it was a couple hundred years ago.
Male hair length has meant many things over the years, and much of the time it was a status symbol. Nowadays, though, long hair on men tends to be viewed as "unprofessional", which could be due to a number of reasons. I think a couple of those reasons are, one, it's far easier to keep short hair looking tidy, and two, long hair is generally attributed to youthfulness. Since people tend to live longer nowadays, there's a much larger "older" population than there used to be, and they tend view youthfulness as a bad trait for adults to have, whereas in the past it was viewed as a good thing. It's strange to think about, but during the middle ages, a male in his mid-twenties was middle aged, based on average adult life spans. That being the case, it makes sense that men of that time considered youthfulness to be a sort of symbol of power.
I'm just speaking off the top of my head here, of course. Don't take my words as fact :laugh:
Okay, I won't.
That's a fairly long post, by the way. O_O Well done.
I do the good typing. Make many word.
XD
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 14, 2020, 09:51:36 PM
I do the good typing. Make many word.
Thanks for making laugh out loud and making my nosy Small Cousin peep over my shoulder to see what's going on. :P
Happy to help ;D
. . . . Long hair on males looks ugly most of the time. c_c
Eh, like I said, depends on the person. Also, most guys with long hair don't take nearly good enough care of their hair, which also gives it a bad rep. In my opinion :laugh:
Agreed.
<_<
*Decides to let the matter rest.*
So what's the next case?
The small brothers don't normally take very good care of their hair, but there is a small male cousin that has beautiful hair.
His hair isn't actually much nicer than my brothers' hair, it's just that his mother has enough to plait it regularly.
Oh well. Your brothers don't look terribly terrible most of the time.
*pounces on Teer and sits on her chest* You will not insult my brothers' hair, understood?
I didn't. I just said that they don't look terrible!
You said they don't look terribly terrible.
That's because it's more interesting that way.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 14, 2020, 10:39:41 PM
<_<
*Decides to let the matter rest.*
So what's the next case?
That's a good question. *Checks poll* Is everyone done voting?
(https://media.tenor.com/images/0c78d66805cd8853167480e1c447336d/tenor.gif)
Is everyone suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 15, 2020, 04:01:22 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/0c78d66805cd8853167480e1c447336d/tenor.gif)
*Looks at the audience*
(https://media.tenor.com/images/d6d128c167f2a5df7dea0fd1ee68c4f6/tenor.gif)
Long hair looks awesome. Girl or boy. It just does, the thing that looks bad is when the person doesn't take care of it.
<_<
>_>
Your Honor, I might have some cases to bring up... Nah.
Oooooh, what are the cases?
Yes, I am intrigued.
...Unless it is something against me. If so, let us not.
I'd like to put on trial everybeast that isn't me for not being me.
How interesting.
But you're right. We need a trial. *Checks poll* Alright.
@Kade Rivok @Scott McLamok @The Shadow of Korriban @Captain Wortshire Y'all can be the jury. *Bangs hammer*
But, but... Scott, Sheev, and Wort are also port of the accused... >_>
We're doing the case based of the poll, silly chook.
Oh, ohkeh *Is slightly dejected.*
^-^ At least you're in the jury, hey?
....There is only one way I can get out of this....*Hovers over the "leave the forum forever button"
I don't think that is a button.
(I mean the delete account button)
You silly fish. Don't do that.
It's the only way...Actually I could beg the mods to gag me...
Or you could just... play along.
No.
Imma here, hey? º-)
Welcome, Sheev. ^-^
So anywho, y'all are guilty. *Bangs hammer* Your punishment shall be to... uh... not post in the manly topic for a while. Shame on you. For shame. Thank you all for your time.
................*jumps off a cliff*
Yoikes. I didn't know the manly thread was so important to you...
*Catches Lass mid-air and hands her to
@shisteer of nothing much*
... Thanks.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 25, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
Yoikes. I didn't know the manly thread was so important to you...
*Catches Lass mid-air and hands her to @shisteer of nothing much*
....With your thumb?
Yes. XD Exactly.
*ungives myself*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 11:25:24 PM
Welcome, Sheev. ^-^
So anywho, y'all are guilty. *Bangs hammer* Your punishment shall be to... uh... not post in the manly topic for a while. Shame on you. For shame. Thank you all for your time.
*surreptitiously posts in The Manly Thread*
*sneaks away*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 24, 2020, 08:43:02 PM
....There is only one way I can get out of this....*Hovers over the "leave the forum forever button"
NOOOO! Do not do that!
Leaving for just over a month doesn't count, ok.
But why? The only thing I do here is eat moldy bagels and sometimes heal people... :P
And get married to Scott...
I don't deserve Scott. He should marry someone better
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 24, 2020, 11:25:24 PM
Welcome, Sheev. ^-^
So anywho, y'all are guilty. *Bangs hammer* Your punishment shall be to... uh... not post in the manly topic for a while. Shame on you. For shame. Thank you all for your time.
I feel like the jury didn't have much to do with this verdict >_>
Huh. That's odd. I didn't get that vibe. ;D
Also,
@The Shadow of Korriban you could put all the guilty ones in the Hall of Shame if you like. ^-^
Quote from: lass of something much on August 25, 2020, 11:52:48 AM
But why? The only thing I do here is eat moldy bagels and sometimes heal people... :P
But surely that in itself is worth it.
Especially the moldy bagels part.
And you couldn't forget that she blesses us with her lovely art. ^-^
^ What he said.
^ What she said.
> What I said.
But bagels though.
Meh.
How could you possibly meh the bagels?
Magic.
WRONG ANSWER.
*tip-toes back to the cliff*
*Catches Lass via a giant bagel.*
*hasn't jumped off the cliffyet*
*...Gently poofs Lass next to Scott and Eb*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 27, 2020, 10:31:39 PM
*hasn't jumped off the cliffyet*
*Not catch as in catching someone who has jumped, but catch as in catching a criminal or the like.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 27, 2020, 11:10:26 PM
*...Gently poofs Lass next to Scott and Eb*
AHHHHH!!!! *sinks to the ground*
*Picks Lass up and puts her on the seat*
*runs out of the court house*
Bye? *Waves*
*Once again catches Lass via a giant bagel.*
GAAAAHHHH...
Your Honor
@Sebias of Redwall Can we please have order in the Court and begin this case?
*has been chatcheded...*
*frees Lass*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on August 29, 2020, 12:49:16 AM
Your Honor @Sebias of Redwall
Can we please have order in the Court and begin this case?
Hm, hm. *Shuffles papers* Did you have a case, my good lad? Well, come on then, speak up, I haven't got all day, hm, hm.
Umm I broke Lass's heart! *Hands Seb a signed confession*
My heart is stillnot reallyin tact!
..............................................
O.o
Wut?
*hides under a chair*
*Hands Lass a muffin.* There there.
*Pretends not to exist*
I'll eat the muffin if you don't want it.
You can- *sob* have it...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 30, 2020, 04:38:19 AM
Umm I broke Lass's heart! *Hands Seb a signed confession*
Hmm, hm. This is quite serious.
Not,.....Really...
Anywho, now since that case is already taken care of, any others?
Since when?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 12, 2020, 04:56:21 PM
Anywho, now since that case is already taken care of, any others?
LIES!
*quiet giggling*
Gimme cases.
Kade.
Oof. :laugh:
Alright then, what did the accused do?
Existing. ;D
Ouch.
Should I even bother asking for evidence? :P
No. Also for being rude to his wife and son. Plus embarrassing his son.
Oh, you definitely know how to get me on your side, lol. :laugh:
Only sayin' the facts, my good sir. ( ;))
*Clears throat* Of course, of course. *Shuffles papers* So, if proven guilty, what should the punishment be?
*Realizes I haven't picked out a jury yet*
Any volunteers?
Yes. He is innocent.
Guilty...
That was a mistake.
Guilty.
Heartless beasts, the pair of you. Traitors, too.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 05, 2020, 02:30:42 AM
Yes. He is innocent.
So you're saying the person who apparently doesn't exist is not rude to you and his son? There are a few flaws in that idea.
Everybeast is rude every now and then.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 05, 2020, 04:23:32 AM
Heartless beasts, the pair of you. Traitors, too.
In other words, there is no news.
Exactly.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 05, 2020, 04:25:21 AM
Everybeast is rude every now and then.
So you admit to the person who apparently doesn't exist being rude? And often cruel? Plus he has been changed with kidnapping prior to this.
I think cruel is going a bit far. Also, why does apparently not exist?
You said he's innocent.
Since one of his many charges was existing...
Oh. Well, he is guilty of that, thank goodness.
There! Guilty! Straight from the defendant's mouth!
Naturally
Doesn't work like that, bro.
I suppose we'll need more jury...
I volunteer.
Anything you say can be used against you...
Alright.
@Kade Rivok @Ebantu the Kararehe @lass of something much @Captain Wortshire @Scott McLamok and
@One-Eye the wildcat have been appointed jury. The Honorable (And Humble) Supreme Judge Sebias presiding. *Clacks hammer* Let this begin.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 05, 2020, 04:44:32 AM
Oh. Well, he is guilty of that, thank goodness.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 04:46:52 AM
There! Guilty! Straight from the defendant's mouth!
Remind me to hire you if I need to sue someone. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 05, 2020, 02:41:36 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 04:46:52 AM
There! Guilty! Straight from the defendant's mouth!
no u
*Raises eyebrow at Lass* Hmm?
I'm not guilty of abusing/being rude to my son and wife because I don't have a son, or a wife.
Kade is guilty....
Agreed.
Sorry Kade. I tried.
*Gives Ebantu five bucks for her troubles*
Thanks, I guess.
*From the jury* I dunno, I think that Kade guy is pretty innocent.
Me too, but I was overruled.
Your Honor, Attorney for the defense? I'd like to represent the accused.
*wakes up*
Guilty! I vote for immediate execution.
*goes back to sleep*
Guilty...
Wort clearly can't be trusted; he's typing everything in italics.
And look, One-Eye is sleeping for goodness sake! These two aren't able to pass a proper judgement to you, your honor.
There are other arguments, as well.
I was summoned here on the first, and have been here for a few days. I need sleep.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 06, 2020, 07:24:39 PM
Wort clearly can't be trusted; he's typing everything in italics.
And look, One-Eye is sleeping for goodness sake! These two aren't able to pass a proper judgement to you, your honor.
I agree with you about Wortshire...He's acting....Strange.... But as for one-eye...He's cat...Cats need their sleep in the day..
Well said.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 06, 2020, 12:34:41 PM
Your Honor, Attorney for the defense? I'd like to represent the accused.
Denied. You can represent the accuser, though.
I'm sorry, but your denial has been rejected. I will represent the accused.
Just wondering, what does this crime fall under: misdemeanor or felony?
*sips tea*
Plus, is it a crime to be talking in italics?
I assure you my mind is quite sound at the moment.
.....Uhhhhh....What happened to your brain?
If you want an explanation, I'm recovering from the sight of some of the horrors from the deeper levels of the Keep.
Trust me, you don't want to know what some of these shadows form into...*drone flies in with box*
Bzzt, Special Delivery for @One-Eye the wildcat
1 Record Player
*pulls out paper*
Sign here please.
Thank you, wort.
*Signs*
@Sebias of Redwall Your honor, this session has been going on for some time.
(In fact, I think we are going about this backwards...)
As a matter of fact I forgot what the case was about in the first place.
Can we at least get some evidence? Witnesses? A written testament?
...I need more tea
*passes him some peppermint tea*
No cup or mug or anything, just the tea.
I have my own cup, thank you...
*begins steeping tea*
Is there anything further to be said on behalf of the accused?
I dunno...
He's floofy?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 08, 2020, 06:57:35 PM
Is there anything further to be said on behalf of the accused?
Nah, off with his head, not that he ever used it. ;D
*applauds Lass' point*
*sips tea*
Your honor! Permission to kill the accused?
Sebias of Redwall, do you want to get grounded? 'Cause this is how you get grounded.
Pfft...Try me...
Scott, Kade is your father!
....How?
Magic.
My flock grows.
It does!
Your honor, I would like the accused statement to be cross examined...
Soooo......Kade is my.......dad?
Forum Dad, yes.
I personally reject this.
You're wrong. ;D
His opinion matter's you know...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 09, 2020, 12:45:02 AM
Soooo......Kade is my.......dad?
Come. Run into my fatherly embrace.
Awwwwww!
I don't think he will, somehow.
Ok! *Sprints at Kade getting ready to be crushed by twue fatherly luv*
*Much awwing*
*In slow motion* Faaaaatttthhheeeerrrr!
(FPC :laugh: :giggle: :D)
So, wait, I have a brother? *Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*
Edit: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! This double post wasn't intentional.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 10, 2020, 07:38:07 PM
(FPC :laugh: :giggle: :D)
So, wait, I have a brother? *Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp*
You doooo!
*Crashes into Kade*
*Pulls Kade out of the way.*
Can we PLEASE get back to the case on hand?
*sips tea*
I vote not guilty, by the way.
Yes, so do I. *Has only a vague idea of what's going on*
Me too. *knows exactly what is going on*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 10, 2020, 11:52:39 PM
*Crashes into Kade*
*Crushes Scott in a father-like embrace.* All is well now.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 12, 2020, 01:43:16 AM
I vote not guilty, by the way.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 12, 2020, 02:35:10 AM
Yes, so do I. *Has only a vague idea of what's going on*
I knew I could count on you two. I also vote not guilty.
*sips tea expectantly*
Oh. Fun fact: Scott has been hired to kill you, Kade.
That's not very nice of you, Scottie! *Transforms Scottie into a toddler*
*continues sipping his tea*
*Infant Scott kicks Verdauga in the shin*
*Other Scott brakes down the door and tries stabbing Kade but trips on Infant Scott*
*Infant Scott hobbles over infront of Kade with a knife and helmet which are both way to big and for him* Oi! No hurting my dad! Only I cand do that! And Lass, Seb, Verdie, Worty, Teer....Evyone! Just not you!
But I am you!
*Considers this*......No.....
Awwwwwww! He's just so cute!!!! *Gently picks Infant Scott up*
Whoawhoawhoa. Scott's an infant now?
*Hugs Infant Scott and nods*
......Uuuggggghhhkay.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 13, 2020, 12:32:06 AM
*Hugs Infant Scott and nods*
*Squints at Lass*
Spoiler
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/305307817/original.gif)
*Shakes head and tries not to blush* Nope, I'm what they call an otter-squirrel. *smiles*
*has been ignored* *again*
Yes. And then this happened:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 12, 2020, 02:57:24 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 12, 2020, 01:43:16 AM
I vote not guilty, by the way.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 12, 2020, 02:35:10 AM
Yes, so do I. *Has only a vague idea of what's going on*
I knew I could count on you two. I also vote not guilty.
Ohhhhh.
Oh dear.
*Taps hammer* I shall make a poll.
*Spins Scottie around in her arms*
(Like so:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e0b2bedacf6c4752d24e79acfe61f1b9/tenor.gif?itemid=12361352))
*dies from overexposure to pure cuteness*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 13, 2020, 06:15:39 AM
*has been ignored* *again*
(I actually, somehow, didn't see your post. It wasn't intentional, I swears it.)
*I believe you, don't worry*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 13, 2020, 06:55:42 AM
*Spins Scottie around in her arms*
(Like so:
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/e0b2bedacf6c4752d24e79acfe61f1b9/tenor.gif?itemid=12361352))
Weeee! Can you let me go?
Alright. *Very gently places infant Scottie on the ground*
While we're waiting for the final votes, help yourselves to some refreshments.
*sips tea*
*Grabs some candy*
*Pokes Seb on the shin* Daddy guilty...
*Hands Scott some chocolate* But let's see what the votes bring in.
If he is guilty, what should the punishment be? Any suggestions, my fine ducklings?
We sud giveim a buzz cut....
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! >:D
Maybe something classic...
Tarred and feathered maybe...
*Squishes the chocolate against his helmet* Seb! Why campt I eatit?
More of y'all need to be swooning.
Why, I don't see anything special...
*Apply cool water to burned area*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2020, 07:13:57 PM
More of y'all need to be swooning.
Yeah, falling into the pile of floof would be fun. :giggle:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 14, 2020, 07:00:57 PM
*Squishes the chocolate against his helmet* Seb! Why campt I eatit?
*Uses butterknife to cut a smol hole in Scott's helmet* There ya go. ^-^
*Squishes the chocolate through the hole* Tanks Seb!
*Silently stabs Kade
*Gently removes Scott's helmet and fixes the hole in it*
(Kade, would you mind if you were announced guilty? You could perhaps bribe your way out or something, if not. :P)
Sorry.
It will have to be something REALLY impressive to change this mind...
Ooooookay?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 14, 2020, 08:08:19 PM
(Kade, would you mind if you were announced guilty? You could perhaps bribe your way out or something, if not. :P)
The NZ'ers have not had a chance to vote, and they will surely take my side in this matter. Well, maybe not lass, but the other two probably.
Dude, one of your charges was existing...
You don't know.
I CHARED YOU WITH THEM!
I meant that you don't know if I exist or not. I may not, who knows?
I'm positive we are now talking to Kade's ghost...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 14, 2020, 07:27:10 PM
*Squishes the chocolate through the hole* Tanks Seb!
*Silently stabs Kade
I'm quite poke proof, so no worries. Besides, everybeast knows that infants aren't allowed to have sharp objects! Y'all are silly.
Excuse me....
I really thought your text was a link :laugh: *pre-dodge*
Dream Bullet
夢見針
*shoots Lass*
Three
Two
One...
*Blocks the bullet with cleaver.*
Fine then...
Maziodyne!
マハジオダイン
*the ceiling bursts as everyone is struck by a heavy bolt of electricity*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 15, 2020, 12:54:24 AM
Dream Bullet
%u5922%u898B%u91DD
*shoots Lass*
Three
Two
One...
Why'd you....Do-....Do that.....*slowly drifts aslee-* AAHHH!!
*Gets hit by the bolt, only made worse by Other Scott's armour. Goes completely limp, every line of herbody live with electricity* (I know that's the wrong one, I just can't remember how to spell it correctly)
*just sort of...dies*
*Slips to the ground, dead*
*is already dead* (Man, we are such drama queens. You more so than I, but still.)
(Oh come on, if you shoot electricity at people, what do you expect to happen?)
([lima speak]Oi dennew![lima speak])
(Plus we're tiny animals. More than that, you're a baby)
(Oh, is Infant Ebby in this thread? I lose track.)
(She is, you keep forgetting, though)
(Yeah, I really do. Oh well.)
*Infant Scott pokes Lass* Seb I tink the angel went back to her pace.....*Kicks Worts shin*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 15, 2020, 05:09:19 AM
*just sort of...dies*
*Un-dies Eb.* We'll be having none of that now.
*goes back to sipping tea*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 15, 2020, 03:21:58 PM
*Infant Scott pokes Lass* Seb I tink the angel went back to her pace.....*Kicks Worts shin*
STAND BACK, Y'ALL!
*Teleports life back into Lass*
exCUSE ME?!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 15, 2020, 09:40:32 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 15, 2020, 03:21:58 PM
*Infant Scott pokes Lass* Seb I tink the angel went back to her pace.....*Kicks Worts shin*
STAND BACK, Y'ALL!
*Teleports life back into Lass*
*Gets dragged back from hell*
*Gasps for air* Thank you! That was horrid....*shudders*
Probably the dark forest, or Heaven, if you're saved.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 16, 2020, 02:22:44 AM
( :laugh:)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 15, 2020, 03:25:19 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 15, 2020, 05:09:19 AM
*just sort of...dies*
*Un-dies Eb.* We'll be having none of that now.
Nyeh. You can't make me. *dies again*
*Un-dies Eb again.* If this keeps up, I'll have to break out the ol' Heimlich Maneuver.
That will only serve to kill me more, I think. *dies again, just to spite him*
*Un-dies Eb ad infinitum.* Why spite? Also, my Heimlich saves lives. I'm a hero.
If you say so, hir nin. *half-dies*
Why spite though?
*is half dead*
Which means you're also half alive. Now spill the beans.
Nyeh.
What, you egg?
We not egg, we monsta!
Nyeh, I say again.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 16, 2020, 01:47:46 PM
Probably the dark forest, or Heaven, if you're saved.
I don't know if I'm saved or not...
*Points hammer furiously, wig bouncing up and down* Order in the court, ye heathens!
Has everyone voted? Any objections before the final verdict?
*Stands up on my chair* Yes! I object!
I object to the aforementioned objection.
I object the objection of Russa's objection.
I support the verdict and object to all objections. Next case!
*Blinks rapidly*
Anywho, out of the crimes that he has been charged with, namely:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 12:56:15 AM
Existing. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 01:00:26 AM
No. Also for being rude to his wife and son. Plus embarrassing his son.
He is obviously guilty of the first. His punishment for that shall be two and half more hours of servitude to the Grand Emperor Sebias himself. That, and he must confiscate a bag of chocolate from the Walloping Warrior of the West Walshes.
As for the second crimes, these have been decided inconsequential. No punishment required since he is my chief executioner and one of my henchbeasts- er, *cough* I mean because that's what's fair, ya know?
Good day, ladies and gentlemen. Now, next case please.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on October 21, 2020, 04:51:13 PM
*Blinks rapidly*
Anywho, out of the crimes that he has been charged with, namely:
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 12:56:15 AM
Existing. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on October 05, 2020, 01:00:26 AM
No. Also for being rude to his wife and son. Plus embarrassing his son.
He is obviously guilty of the first. His punishment for that shall be two and half more hours of servitude to the Grand Emperor Sebias himself. That, and he must confiscate a bag of chocolate from the Walloping Warrior of the West Walshes.
The who now?
You've never heard of the Walloping Warrior of the West Walshes. A waxy whimsical wolverine. Wears a wide waistcoat?
Nah.
:laugh:
Finally!
I thought this case would never end...
*sips tea*
....How much tea do you even have?...Surely you've drank it all by now..
It is called refilling...
You never said you refilled it, you just said: *Sips tea*
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.610852302.1444/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg)
*Splutters*
*sips tea
I don't even have tea!
You could have asked...
*snaps fingers as a Koppa Tengu flies in with a giant teapot*
*hides behind a chair*
*Tengu pours tea before flying out the window*
Well..
*sips tea*
Who's next?
*Slowly peeks out from behind the chair*....Why'd the big-wing-guy come in 'ere....
Can't my servants come and go as they please?
Sorry...I'm just a scaredie beast... :P
Whatev...
*sips tea*
YOUR FACE is tea- wait....YOUR FACE is whatev!
*sip*
*Ear splitting shreak then silence*
....
*Leaves to get some sleep.*
Bye! Sleep well.
*Snores can be heard echoing across the land.*
Well done.
*Tries pushing Kade around to make him stop*
Awwwwwwwwww!!
*Sends guards to bring Kade to me*
That scoundrel hasn't gotten the chocolate yet.
O.O
Ikr? Shameful. After I was so easy on him and everything.
More proof of Kade's crime
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 30, 2020, 05:10:22 PM
*Knocks over Seb's "throne" (a.k.a. the bean bag chair I bought him last Christmas)* Don't bow to this young'un, Lass.
*Dramatic eye twitch*
Flib stole a sock and fed it to her goat!
She's too dangerous to be left alive!
Aaaah, I see. We weren't quite thinking capital punishment was necessary for this particular case, but the judge will decide.
I hasth been summonsed to represent the accusedth.
Dad's giwty.....End of stowy..........
ORDER IN THE COURT
Now, we shall begin the case.
Order? In this court? That's a good one :giggle:
Silence.
Is bronze, at best.
Silence, let the defendant speak.
Defendant, the speak silence let.
Well, Verdauga, since the defendant is not currently present you will have to speak for her.
I habe done so in the past but I do not wish to do so currently.
I see. Well, we can't have a defendant without a lawyer. Anyone willing?
Oh no. I'll defend the defendant, but I shan't be speaking on their behalf at this moment. Or at all in this case, potentially.
Then... how do you defend them?
By arguing the viability of the charge and the usefulness of the punishment.
That would be speaking on their behalf.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 11, 2020, 09:35:02 PM
ORDER IN THE COURT
Now, we shall begin the case.
That is the Supreme Judge Seb's job.
Your honour, maybe it is necessary to put this case aside and trial Tiria. It is a crime to usurp the job of a judge.
That... isn't actually a law.
Oh, that you should be so lucky.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 12, 2020, 01:25:33 AM
That... isn't actually a law.
Really? We'll see what the judge says.
His opinion would be very, very helpful in a situation like this.
Mhmm. I agree.
I suppose we'll just have to wait for the
@wise, illustrious Supreme Judge to post.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 12, 2020, 01:23:42 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 11, 2020, 09:35:02 PM
ORDER IN THE COURT
Now, we shall begin the case.
That is the Supreme Judge Seb's job.
Your honour, maybe it is necessary to put this case aside and trial Tiria. It is a crime to usurp the job of a judge.
*Turns to Tiria*
(https://i.redd.it/esuu94rz9it21.jpg)
Deal with me as you will. Please note that I wanted to give Flib a fair trial and was doing what a good prosecutor should do.
Since you are somewhat new to the ways of the cellars, I'll give you a pass. Now, in summary, what is Flib on trail for, who supports and accuses her, and has any idea of a punishment been brought up?
Flib stole the left sock of a member (by the name of Sebias of Redwall) and fed it to her goat. Suggested punishments were hanging or life-long imprisonment.
Ah, I see. *Shuffles papers and adjusts glasses* Anything further that either party would like to add?
This party doesn't have enough chocolate cake.
-_-
Neither did the Donner Party. That's just how life is sometimes.
I would like to add that we should not hang her, as this is her 1st offence.
I suggest we sentence her to...
THE COMFY CHAIR
The Comfy chair sounds reasonable, as she won't be able to commit a crime again.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...
THE COMFY CHAIR
*le gasp!*
I'm afraid for a crime this serious, we'll have to do it.
er... Sebias, do I have to buy you a new sock?
Not just one. Four new socks.
well I'm sorry, marm. I gave Seatar all my money (only a handful of copper coins) so she and Ranala could spend the night at the Wildflower Inn. And if I go and demand them back, she'll get angry, and then there will be ANOTHER court case for the poor harassed judge, and he has enough to deal with already.
Guess you'll have to retrieve the sock you fed to that goat then.
why?
that was three days ago
Ew.
Sebias can get it himself if he really wants it that bad...
*hides behind Ebby*
Don't lokk at me I didn't say that!
If you say so.
Hmmm... since clearly nobeast here is capable of surgery, we shall have to go on with the trial without the sock to testify.
I mean, I could stitch it up, I guess.
*inhales*
WE ARE NOT CUTTING ANY GOATS OPEN
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:55:08 PM
*inhales*
WE ARE NOT CUTTING ANY GOATS OPEN
...*hides knife*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 13, 2020, 06:31:43 PM
Sebias can get it himself if he really wants it that bad...
*hides behind Ebby*
Don't lokk at me I didn't say that!
:-| *Scribbles down notes*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...
THE COMFY CHAIR
Woah, bro. I wish I thought of that. It's the perfect punishment. Right then! *Bangs hammer* Flib, you have been verdicted guilty. Kade, take this chook to her punishment. And be sure she buys me four- no, TEN socks.
Well, I would say case closed but I'm not the judge and do not have that power. Furthermore, I believe there is more to this case.
Oh? Like what?
Like some hidden accomplice working behind the scenes, waiting to break Flib out of jail.
Wait Sebias, you need a witness to prove I comitted the crime. And I need a lawyer.
Alright, VERDAUGA I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO GET ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRIAL
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 13, 2020, 11:26:54 PM
Wait Sebias, you need a witness to prove I comitted the crime. And I need a lawyer.
Your lawyer already gave up, and everybeast here (including the judge) witnessed the crime take place ;D
why? so the judge won't have a brain freeze? :giggle:*accepts the ice cream and puts hotroot pepper in it*
Was it a crime though? Can it ever be a crime to feed the hungry?
Yeah, according to Silent Sam I guess...
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2020, 12:11:20 AM
Was it a crime though? Can it ever be a crime to feed the hungry?
*Shrugs.* It's as much of a crime as it was a crime for me to exist.
so, what's the penalty, Sebias?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...
THE COMFY CHAIR
Woah, bro. I wish I thought of that. It's the perfect punishment. Right then! *Bangs hammer* Flib, you have been verdicted guilty. Kade, take this chook to her punishment. And be sure she buys me four- no, TEN socks.
See above.
So, will you come along quietly?
This trial is not finished, my detective ( myself ) has found this crime linked to missing socks around the globe, and we need to figure out how.
I will come along quietly if you ask politely for five new socks, instead of demanding.
Eh, resistance is more fun. We might be able to get to use the chopping block finally. :laugh:
Fifteen socks, and I'll ask nicely. Or I'll demand ten. Sound good?
Judge Seb, there may be a small amount of bias here.
Can I just draw them? (I TOLD you, I don't have any money left! And don't order me to steal them...)
*Comes in with an odd number of socks.*
That is a crime worse than missing socks.
2X+1
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 07:37:44 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:55:08 PM
*inhales*
WE ARE NOT CUTTING ANY GOATS OPEN
...*hides knife*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 13, 2020, 06:31:43 PM
Sebias can get it himself if he really wants it that bad...
*hides behind Ebby*
Don't lokk at me I didn't say that!
:-| *Scribbles down notes*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 03:45:06 PM
I suggest we sentence her to...
THE COMFY CHAIR
Woah, bro. I wish I thought of that. It's the perfect punishment. Right then! *Bangs hammer* Flib, you have been verdicted guilty. Kade, take this chook to her punishment. And be sure she buys me four- no, TEN socks.
(Heh, she has been verdicted. That's hilarious)
Your honour, you are a wise and merciful beast. *drags Flib off to sit out her sentence*
*slightly confused* Er, I thought I was already in it. Can I finish my drawing there?
Oh. I don't know. Did the judge give you permission?
no, but I will, even if he doesn't. (Anyway, I don't draw that good, so i can at least practice, can't I?)
YOU DON'T DRAW THAT WELL, MORON. GET YOUR GRAMMAR RIGHT, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!!!
Teer, don't call people carrots. It's not very polite.
B-b-but... she said good instead of well! I mean... it was fully deserved!
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 14, 2020, 07:55:27 PM
Judge Seb, there may be a small amount of bias here.
You might say it's Se
bias.
(I've been waiting a long time to say that.)
That's so old.
So am I.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2020, 01:09:06 AM
YOU DON'T DRAW THAT WELL, MORON. GET YOUR GRAMMAR RIGHT, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE!!!
SHAN'T! I have a right to say what I wants to say, and no old jailperson can't boss me around neither, s'there!
Gooooood. Let the redneck flow through you.
*sighs* This trial has fallen unto chaos.
Hmm. Maybe I can help. I will take over as Flib's lawyer if you like, Teer. Is that allowed, Your Honor?
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 15, 2020, 08:43:00 PM
Hmm. Maybe I can help. I will take over as Flib's lawyer if you like, Teer. Is that allowed, Your Honor?
*Does a thumbs up*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 15, 2020, 09:31:23 AM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 14, 2020, 07:55:27 PM
Judge Seb, there may be a small amount of bias here.
You might say it's Sebias.
(I've been waiting a long time to say that.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 15, 2020, 09:38:46 AM
That's so old.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 15, 2020, 09:39:46 AM
So am I.
#FPC :giggle:
OK. So to start out, I have an important statement to make. Flib does not have a pet goat;she never had one(I'm her sister, so I should know). Therefore, she could not have fed Seb's sock to the goat since the latter does not exist and never did.
I find the grammar in the poll to be appalling.
Guys, it's clear that One-Eye has been hacked. Send your thoughts and prayers, y'all.
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 15, 2020, 09:21:06 PM
OK. So to start out, I have an important statement to make. Flib does not have a pet goat;she never had one(I'm her sister, so I should know). Therefore, she could not have fed Seb's sock to the goat since the latter does not exist and never did.
This... does change things.
Indeed. It means the Flib is a liar as well as a sock thief. How horrid.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2020, 04:57:49 PM
Gooooood. Let the redneck flow through you.
Why would you betray me like this?
We must take Flib to the questioning chair and change the judge because, he is biased heavily.
There will only be change in the Judge if Supreme Judge Sebias rules it.
*facepalms because of the horrendous logic of that sentence*
I mean, the thread is called "Sebias' Court House >_>
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 03:50:27 AM
*facepalms because of the horrendous logic of that sentence*
It's called Cellars logic, my foolish friend. One does not question the Powers That Be.
Thou have lifted me from mere mortalhood.
Oh, so the moment one is my friend, they're more than just human? That's pretty neat.
Yeah I'd say thats pretty nifty.
Huh, I was not aware of this power.
You know how overdramatic Teer is. A joke can mean death.
So far she seems to be taking it well, though. She hasn't outright died, so I can smooth things over before things get out of hand.
*dies*
*Revitalizes Flib.*
(No, she died because she was so bored. First Sebias has to realize it was a mistake to keep a Trouble Crew member in a chair for longer than was necessary, however comfy it may be.)
*Hands her a nintendo DS*
????? what's that? an exciting book?
*still extremely confused* If you say so... *hands back the nintendo thingummy because I've no use for it, and starts reading Mosssflower*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:42:57 PM
Hmmm... since clearly nobeast here is capable of surgery, we shall have to go on with the trial without the sock to testify.
As the forum medic, I take offense at that...
Don't feel bad, he forgot because you were in the Far North at the time.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2020, 06:21:24 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:42:57 PM
Hmmm... since clearly nobeast here is capable of surgery, we shall have to go on with the trial without the sock to testify.
As the forum medic, I take offense at that...
I apologize, but you were not present at the time.
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2020, 06:21:24 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:42:57 PM
Hmmm... since clearly nobeast here is capable of surgery, we shall have to go on with the trial without the sock to testify.
As the forum medic, I take offense at that...
Wait,
you're the forum medic?
...
...
No wonder there are so many deaths around here.
(I thought Corny was...)
Anyway, can I get out of jail now?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 16, 2020, 06:42:16 PM
(I thought Corny was...)
Anyway, can I get out of jail now?
Again, you have not done your time.
An' how much time do I have left?
-80 seasons
ok thank you. (is partially done reading my book, about 3/4 left to go)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2020, 06:41:00 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2020, 06:21:24 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 06:42:57 PM
Hmmm... since clearly nobeast here is capable of surgery, we shall have to go on with the trial without the sock to testify.
As the forum medic, I take offense at that...
Wait, you're the forum medic?
...
...
No wonder there are so many deaths around here.
.......That
really cut deep....I'll...I'll just go now...
*Tries to stay calm while leaving the court house, but fails and bursts into tears*
I... uh...
KADE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
I have also done surgery on this site, and due to Lass' absence, will take responsibilty for this case.
Wynaut.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2020, 03:40:11 AM
Indeed. It means the Flib is a liar as well as a sock thief. How horrid.
Everybody lies. You do, too. You know that she never could have fed your sock to a goat that doesn't exist,
PLUS you have never met eachother in person so how could she steal your sock?
We need to find the sock then.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 16, 2020, 12:13:26 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 16, 2020, 03:42:30 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2020, 04:57:49 PM
Gooooood. Let the redneck flow through you.
Why would you betray me like this?
I'm not? It was a joke.
Oh. I was going to die, but I thought I may as well give you a chance to explain yourself first.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 09:08:30 PM
We need to find the sock then.
Sure. Look in Seb's sock drawer. it's probably still in there.
How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?
Must be.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 11:54:25 PM
How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?
No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.
... I see.
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 16, 2020, 11:56:39 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 11:54:25 PM
How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?
No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.
What if she says we should believe you about not believing her?
Then everybeast who heard will get migraines.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2020, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 16, 2020, 11:56:39 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 11:54:25 PM
How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?
No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.
What if she says we should believe you about not believing her?
I am afraid that your question has got me rather muddled, Teer. I guess then just don't believe her, believe me.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 07:18:56 PM
I... uh...
KADE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
You haven't the authority.
I am the prosecutor and the jailerbeast. I do have the authorty.
But you isn't the judge...
Ah, but this is The Cellars. As long as you can give a good reason, you can do almost anything (as long as no one can come up with a better reason for you not doing something).
Plus judges don't have the power to arrest someone usually anyway.
I'm probably missing most of the context, though.
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 17, 2020, 12:23:08 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 17, 2020, 12:01:26 AM
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 16, 2020, 11:56:39 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 16, 2020, 11:54:25 PM
How do you know? Are you the hidden accomplice?
No. If my sister says she did something, don't believe it.
What if she says we should believe you about not believing her?
I am afraid that your question has got me rather muddled, Teer. I guess then just don't believe her, believe me.
Alrighty.
So, in other words, we should believe you, in which case, because she said we should believe you, we shouldn't believe you, in which case we can then believe her, in which case we should believe you, at which point we shouldn't believe her...
Ehh... something like that...
*Yawns.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 17, 2020, 11:04:35 PM
Ehh... something like that...
SWEET! In other words, disregard anything either of you say. Got it.
Yes, disregard anything either of us say (unless it's Hazel who is talking)!
Sounds good to me!
I want to accuse me of drinking too much coffee!! I want justice for me!!
That's hardly a crime, though.
Meanwhile, I've had like four cups of coffee today.
You are addicted.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 03:12:38 PM
Meanwhile, I've had like four cups of coffee today.
That's a lot of coffee.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2020, 01:46:24 AM
You are addicted.
Yes.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 23, 2020, 01:51:18 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 03:12:38 PM
Meanwhile, I've had like four cups of coffee today.
That's a lot of coffee.
In my defense, my throat hurt that morning and I was cold. Hot coffee helped me in both aspects.
I've finished my drawing now, am I done finishing my sentence?
What were you drawing? Curtains?
Nah... my little sister.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 23, 2020, 02:47:28 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2020, 01:46:24 AM
You are addicted.
Yes.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 23, 2020, 01:51:18 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 22, 2020, 03:12:38 PM
Meanwhile, I've had like four cups of coffee today.
That's a lot of coffee.
In my defense, my throat hurt that morning and I was cold. Hot coffee helped me in both aspects.
That's fair.
But peppermint tea would have helped more.
Maybe his throat hurt because he was drinking very hot coffee and got scalded
1.
I don't have peppermint tea.
2.
My throat hurt before I got coffee.
An angel with a trumpet and a skull for a face has taken refuge in the rafters of the topic
I'm NOT volunteering a skin graft.
The Trumpeter has found the rafter to it's liking
Hey there, plot hook. You're gonna hafta come with me.
The Trumpeter starts blowing on its trumpet.
ブレインバスター
The Trumpeter starts playing a tune that could give everyone splitting headaches
I likes this song!
Sebias, I dare you to try and put this trumpeter thingummy in jail!
The Trumpeter hides in the rafters
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 24, 2020, 01:44:11 PM
Sebias, I dare you to try and put this trumpeter thingummy in jail!
Nah, his music don't bother no one.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 17, 2020, 01:42:11 AM
I am the prosecutor and the jailerbeast. I do have the authorty.
@Keva Strongbow *Le cough*
Somebeast needs to stop stealing jobs.
WT.
Sax Guy is starting to play from the rafters...Sounds Like This...
(MY GOODNESS I LOVE THIS.)
A duck walks in.
"Quack." They say.
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
AHEM!!!!
May we please go back to the trial?
Why would we want to do that?
(https://tenor.com/view/bumi-series-serial-dunia-paralel-serial-bumi-raib-gone-gif-18403923.gif)
Imteresting. An animated "peace out" gif.
Quack.
exCUSE ME?! Do you have an iDEA what you just said?!
A jazzy version of the Duck Song starts playing from the rafters...
This is amusin'. By the way, I can't type the letter that should be where that apostrophe is because my keyboard is broken.
*Dung-puppet hybrids burst through the courthouse walls and start trashing the place whilst dancing* >8( *Lord Puffer arrives*
I AM LORD PUFFER. I SERVE SHADEWN. HE NOW RULES THIS LAND. SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO HIM... OR FACE A BRUTAL END. :giggle:
Seb, can we adjourn for snacks?
Oh my gosh, does anyone even know where Seb is?
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 07:26:02 PM
*Dung-puppet hybrids burst through the courthouse walls and start trashing the place whilst dancing* >8( *Lord Puffer arrives*
I AM LORD PUFFER. I SERVE SHADEWN. HE NOW RULES THIS LAND. SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO HIM... OR FACE A BRUTAL END.
:giggle:
The duck is unperturbed.
I said,
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SEB IS???!!!!!
*Lord Puffer "Jumbo Slaps" Ashy and orders his forces to devour Seb's gavel*
Hmm. You sure love dung beetles—hey! Did you know that a dung beetle is a beetle whose larvae feed on dung, especially a scarab. The larger kinds place the dung in a hole before the eggs are laid, and some of them roll it along in a ball.
And you think they are cool?
PFFFT!
Hmph!
If you like me, just remember that I don't like you, or your dung beetles for that matter.
*Spins on heel and stocks away, stopping only to kill Lord Puffer with eye lasers*
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 27, 2020, 12:48:31 AM
If you like me, just remember that I don't like you, or your dung beetles for that matter.
Don't worry, I never liked you. :)
*Spins on heel and stocks away, stopping only to kill Lord Puffer with eye lasers*
*Lord Puffer dodges, hey?* ^-^
*Walks back into the courtroom to see Sheev leading a small insect and a flopping fish around.*
Fascinating.
*Hands Verdie some glasses* You have eye trouble, hey?
Ehh, my left eye was a little blurry on the vision test, but I've still 20/20, so thanks but no thanks. Cute goldfish though.
Ah, I see. You don't have eye trouble, you have dishonesty trouble. >8(
Says the guy trying to overrun a courtroom with two Beatles and a fish out of water.
Such disrespect! What would your elders say? ^-^
"Verdauga, could you keep Sheev out while the trial's going on?"
Might not be the exact wording, but...
Wowie, you're on a whole different level of powerplaying. Perhaps preschool is the best place for you, hey? ;D
Hey, you asked what they'd say. I only told you.
No, I asked what your elders would say. ::)
And he answered.
*kindly dumps a bucket of water on Lord Puffer* You should really keep that fish in a tank.
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 27, 2020, 12:27:57 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 07:26:02 PM
*Dung-puppet hybrids burst through the courthouse walls and start trashing the place whilst dancing* >8( *Lord Puffer arrives*
I AM LORD PUFFER. I SERVE SHADEWN. HE NOW RULES THIS LAND. SURRENDER YOURSELVES TO HIM... OR FACE A BRUTAL END.
:giggle:
The duck is unperturbed.
Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 02:15:25 AM
No, I asked what your elders would say. ::)
If you mean elders as in people older than you, then there wouldn't be much difference.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 01:43:41 AM
Such disrespect! What would your elders say? ^-^
They would say, "Good job!"
Sounds about right.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 26, 2020, 10:19:51 PM
Seb, can we adjourn for snacks?
Mm-hmm! That is a grand idea!
All cases are paused at the moment. Everyone go grab some some fish crackers.
*Presses button and drops everybeast into the hallway*
*Undoes tie:*
Spoiler
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.J08F-XaZgxjQVk3YQD5aqAHaIm%26pid%3DApi&f=1)
*And uses it to restrain the Trumpeter.*
You're coming with me.
Fancy.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2020, 02:53:35 PM
*Undoes tie:*
Spoiler
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.J08F-XaZgxjQVk3YQD5aqAHaIm%26pid%3DApi&f=1[/img]
*And uses it to restrain the Trumpeter.*
You're coming with me.
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
Must you really say that though? What compelled you to say that? This gives me the suspicion that you are not truly free of will...
I am free of will.
You, on the other hand, appear to be some sort of a duck. Therefore you are most definitely not 'free of will', because ducks are kept in cages (drakes, too).
So there!
Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck" has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out that
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:11:37 PM
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
that you
must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.
Also:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 29, 2020, 11:23:26 PM
Fancy.
Why thank you.
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:31:25 PM
I am free of will.
You, on the other hand, appear to be some sort of a duck. Therefore you are most definitely not %u2018free of will%u2019, because ducks are kept in cages (drakes, too).
So there!
Our ducks are free-range (drakes too).
Quote from: Verdauga on November 30, 2020, 11:46:30 PM
Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck" has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out thatQuote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:11:37 PM
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
that you must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.
A waste of time, I believe. And wild rats are NOT kept in cages. You know that.
Rats are evil. They should be kept in cages. Ever heard of Cluny the Scourge?
Yep. And Hazel's not evil. Little siblings are definitely irritating, but they should never be caged because they are sometimes wild rats.
But if anyone's asking me to put what's left of Cluny in a cage, I don't think that will happen. (Not because I'm scared to, just because I don't see the point in doing it.)
Besides, it'd just be a waste of a perfectly good cage.
Eh... you're right. Younger sibling don't deserve cages. If that was true, I would be very familiar with cages.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2020, 04:28:30 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 30, 2020, 11:46:30 PM
Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck" has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out thatQuote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:11:37 PM
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
that you must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.
A waste of time, I believe. And wild rats are NOT kept in cages. You know that.
Neither are wild ducks. Your point?
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:11:37 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2020, 02:53:35 PM
*Undoes tie:*
Spoiler
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.J08F-XaZgxjQVk3YQD5aqAHaIm%26pid%3DApi&f=1[/img]
*And uses it to restrain the Trumpeter.*
You're coming with me.
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
Eh, at least he put it in a spoiler (a single spoiler, in fact). Also, this is hardly unusual.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 01, 2020, 04:37:26 PM
Rats are evil. They should be kept in cages. Ever heard of Cluny the Scourge?
Ever heard of... um... Redwall is very black and white.... Blaggut (he was a rat, yeah?)?
I know a good rat he's heard of...
Which one?
You haven't heard of Graldin, have you?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2020, 04:28:30 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 30, 2020, 11:46:30 PM
Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck" has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out thatQuote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:11:37 PM
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
that you must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.
A waste of time, I believe. And wild rats are NOT kept in cages. You know that.
Neither are wild ducks.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Also, only now do I realize I misspelt "If".
Quote from: Verdauga on November 30, 2020, 11:46:30 PM
Common misconception. I am not a duck. The term "fruit duck" has been used to refer to me, but I am not it. Secondly, you pointed out thatQuote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 30, 2020, 11:11:37 PM
Interesting, Verdie. You go through all that trouble just to show that you are untying your necktie. Rather a waste, I must say. Tsk tsk tsk.
that you must say that, which begs the question of if you realize the power being held over you.
Furthermore, of I were to be a duck, then I could as authoritatively say that you are some sort of rat, and rats are not only kept in cages, but also experimented upon, removing their freedom of will.
Finally, you never mentioned what my action was a waste of. Perhaps this itself speaks of experimental, vain, indoctrination.
Also:Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 29, 2020, 11:23:26 PM
Fancy.
Why thank you.
OOO! Can I be a rat? Can I?
PLEASE???I love rats. Not tame ones, but wild ones. And I love being called a rat. Ask Flib.
(By the way, this is
not sarcasm.)
I thought you already was one.
And before anyone asks, yes, she does love being called a rat. And I don't blame her.
Thank you, Flib.
*Checks paper* Flib's time in prison is over. *Gives her a pat on the head and a cupcake*
Now. *Sips peach tea* Any new cases?
Yes. You committed a crime! Flib is allergic to cupcakes.
WorshipTiria has been far too forward in wanting to find a job and, in doing so, has even tried to take the job of certain authorities. I propose we get him to sweep the streets for community service.
Hannon le, mellon nin! (But don't certain authorities have to find their jobs, so how would that be a crime?)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 07:32:34 PM
Hannon le, mellon nin! (But don't certain authorities have to find their jobs, so how would that be a crime?)
You do have a point.
See!
There is a detailed and reliable process to get those authorities into power. We do not just give any random such a job, and the fact he is looking for it without wanting to go through the correct process is suspicious and implies ulterior motives that would not be beneficial to Hectaville.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:35:20 PM
There is a detailed and reliable process to get those authorities into power. We do not just give any random such a job, and the fact he is looking for it without wanting to go through the correct process is suspicious and implies ulterior motives that would not be beneficial to Hectaville.
That, or bribery happens.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:29:35 PM
WorshipTiria has been far too forward in wanting to find a job and, in doing so, has even tried to take the job of certain authorities. I propose we get him to sweep the streets for community service.
Agreed, however, I have another crime to add:
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:07:57 PM
I don't own any books.
I said that because I borrow them from the library
Still a crime. A terrible, terrible crime!
Are you against libraries?
No. Libraries are great, but having your own personal library is even better.
I can't afford getting them from a bookstore.
Charity shops exist. Or buying them online.
Why would I buy something I can get for free?
Guys, don't fight. Please.
alright.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:39:14 PM
Why would I buy something I can get for free?
You get to keep them and have them whenever you want.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 08:43:28 PM
Guys, don't fight. Please.
We aren't. We're debating (y'know, like shrews).
But I'm not a shrew.
Never said you were.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 08:43:28 PM
Guys, don't fight. Please.
We aren't. We're debating (y'know, like shrews).
*has an idea* We can make a court case out of this. What do you say,
@Sebias of Redwall?
Call down the Log-a-Log. He needs to teach us in the ways of DEBATE.
But... he lost the black stone!
(Also, we should make a topic about debating).
Quote from: Booklover on December 03, 2020, 08:11:37 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 03, 2020, 07:29:35 PM
WorshipTiria has been far too forward in wanting to find a job and, in doing so, has even tried to take the job of certain authorities. I propose we get him to sweep the streets for community service.
Agreed, however, I have another crime to add: Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:07:57 PM
I don't own any books.
We shall proceed with both of these cases.
First, Tir shall be assigned to work as a streetsweeper if he has been found guilty of suspicious behavior. The jury (Teer and Bookie) may discuss this. *Gestures to side door*
As for not owning books... Bruh. *Passes Tir a copy of Mossflower* Not having books is punishment enough. Case closed.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
(Also, we should make a topic about debating).
(That's a good idea. *Thumbs up*)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
I said that because I borrow them from the library
Libraries are quite useful.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 03, 2020, 08:14:14 PM
I said that because I borrow them from the library
Libraries are quite useful. [/quote]
Amen!
I used to simply reread books all day long before I learned how to use the library. :P Now I can do both.
It's fun to re-read books, but reading books you've never read before are twice as fun.
Mm-hmm.
Now, I have decided to put myself on trial.
*Puts wig on* Sebias, you have been accused of loving books. Do you plead guilty or not guilty?
*Takes wig off* Guilty.
*Puts wig on* Oh. Carry on.
Lol!
^-^
Any new cases?
What's your punishment?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 04, 2020, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 11:48:35 PM
^-^
Any new cases?
Yes!
@Verdauga
Thanks for reminding me.
Your Honor, I would like to bring charges against Scott Mclamok for criminal self-deprecation and reckless endangerment of Lass of something much.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 04, 2020, 11:49:15 PM
What's your punishment?
To run five laps.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2020, 11:54:04 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 04, 2020, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 11:48:35 PM
^-^
Any new cases?
Yes!
@Verdauga
Thanks for reminding me.
Your Honor, I would like to bring charges against Scott Mclamok for criminal self-deprecation and reckless endangerment of Lass of something much.
Oh. You've got a point with the first one, tho. *Glares at Scott* Appreciate thyself!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2020, 11:54:04 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 04, 2020, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 11:48:35 PM
^-^
Any new cases?
Yes!
@Verdauga
Thanks for reminding me.
Your Honor, I would like to bring charges against Scott Mclamok for criminal self-deprecation and reckless endangerment of Lass of something much.
Your honor.....This man deprived me of peace! One can't live forever! It gets tiring......Sometimes ya just need to rest......Aaaand I didn't comit suicide!
(https://scatteredquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/TheIncredibles-1.jpg)
Perfect!
Thankee. ^-^
But let's not get distracted from Verdauga's good point. Appreciate thyself... or suffer the consequences... *Dun, dun, DUNNNN*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 05, 2020, 12:00:41 AM
Spoiler
(https://scatteredquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/TheIncredibles-1.jpg)
Can you read my mind, or something?
;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 05, 2020, 12:02:44 AM
Thankee. ^-^
But let's not get distracted from Verdauga's good point. Appreciate thyself... or suffer the consequences... *Dun, dun, DUNNNN*
Do your worst!
*Sad sniffles*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
But... he lost the black stone!
(Also, we should make a topic about debating).
Fear not, his daughter, Yue will return soon! She has gone on a quest to get it and will return as Log-a-Log Yue!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 10:53:09 PM
I used to simply reread books all day long before I learned how to use the library. :P Now I can do both.
Now I spend a lot of time reading fanfiction. Until this morning, I hadn't really read many actual books at home for a while. Probably should, since it'd probably be good to finish the series I'm currently reading before I get lots of new books for Christmas.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2020, 09:39:13 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 03, 2020, 09:08:22 PM
But... he lost the black stone!
(Also, we should make a topic about debating).
Fear not, his daughter, Yue will return soon! She has gone on a quest to get it and will return as Log-a-Log Yue!
Ah. I see. *feels better*
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2020, 12:38:27 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 10:53:09 PM
I used to simply reread books all day long before I learned how to use the library. :P Now I can do both.
Now I spend a lot of time reading fanfiction. Until this morning, I hadn't really read many actual books at home for a while. Probably should, since it'd probably be good to finish the series I'm currently reading before I get lots of new books for Christmas.
Ooooh, do you need fanfic recommendations?
*looks at the multiple tabs of fanfic open (well, only 25, not even that high really, but still)* Not right now, at least. I generally only read Harry Potter, anyway, though I do want to branch out a bit.
Ah, gotcha. I am ignorant as far as HP goes, but there are quite a few other fandoms I explore. (Redwall, Fairytales, Ranger's Apprentice, a bit of Tolkien)
I have read a few RA, Redwall or Tolkien ones.
Nice, nice. (I can definitely recommend some others)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 05, 2020, 12:46:03 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 05, 2020, 12:02:44 AM
Thankee. ^-^
But let's not get distracted from Verdauga's good point. Appreciate thyself... or suffer the consequences... *Dun, dun, DUNNNN*
Do your worst!
*Begins complimenting Scott* You're a loyal, grand, funny fellow -Here, wait... *Pulls out list*
..........
Agreed
Him or me?
I'm agreeing with Seb on this:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 09, 2020, 07:23:58 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 05, 2020, 12:46:03 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 05, 2020, 12:02:44 AM
Thankee. ^-^
But let's not get distracted from Verdauga's good point. Appreciate thyself... or suffer the consequences... *Dun, dun, DUNNNN*
Do your worst!
*Begins complimenting Scott* You're a loyal, grand, funny fellow -Here, wait... *Pulls out list*
Mmmm.....History has been made!
:o
REALLY?!?!?
Yup
How?
You and Seb are agreeing!
Eh, we agree on many things
Mmm...True.....*idiot*
I mean, I am an apprentice shipper, so, yeeah
You is?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 10, 2020, 10:47:21 AM
Mmm...True.....*idiot*
Did you just call Lass an idiot? Or are you calling yourself an idiot?
Himself. Scott is very self-deprecating.
Welp, we have one thing in common.
Fair warning: self-deprecation is strictly not allowed on this forum. Cease self-deprecation or suffer the tidal waves of praise and appreciation.
No fair.
*Cackles benevolently.*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 03:36:50 PM
Fair warning: self-deprecation is strictly not allowed on this forum. Cease self-deprecation or suffer the tidal waves of praise and appreciation.
I'm not sure about you, but that sounds very, very dangerous.
Dangerously friendly. 8)
Oh... Oh no... Oh gosh no anything but that! Please!
>:D
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Quote from: lass of something much on December 10, 2020, 11:00:35 AM
I mean, I am an apprentice shipper, so, yeeah
So, in other words, you're a shipper who's not ready to think.
Only Seb gets to think 'round here.
Nah, Verdie's Halt so he can.
I can't think about that well can I?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 10, 2020, 03:45:04 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 03:36:50 PM
Fair warning: self-deprecation is strictly not allowed on this forum. Cease self-deprecation or suffer the tidal waves of praise and appreciation.
I'm not sure about you, but that sounds very, very dangerous.
It's a good idea. There's only one problem with having no self-deprecation; if you aren't careful, you will just get all puffed up with pride, and there is nothing good about
that.
*Restabs the balloon of pride which was slowly refilling*
Heh!
My balloon of pride is protected by rippling muscle and oh-so-soft fur.
....Bruh
^-^
:laugh: That was rather amusing.
Sooo...What now?
I get burnt at the stake!
Over my dead body!
Nah, how about you just happily watch
Nyet!
Why?
Reasons!
What reasons
Ehh.....
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 10, 2020, 07:30:46 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 10, 2020, 03:45:04 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2020, 03:36:50 PM
Fair warning: self-deprecation is strictly not allowed on this forum. Cease self-deprecation or suffer the tidal waves of praise and appreciation.
I'm not sure about you, but that sounds very, very dangerous.
It's a good idea. There's only one problem with having no self-deprecation; if you aren't careful, you will just get all puffed up with pride, and there is nothing good about that.
I know. I'm honestly super impressed with myself for staying so humble.
*Sips peppermint tea* Any new cases?
You stole Kade's glass slippers, Seb. Give them back and go to jail for one thousand years!
Oh dear. That's harsh. *Goes to another dimension and does so just for the fun of it*
*Hops back into current portal* Woah. Things were crazy over there. There was this one dude who was a proud jerk. >.> Kept talking about a chicken or something.
*wonders if Sebias was talking about himself, and hopes not* You're not that much of a jerk...
Hehehehehehehehehehe Fleb Bigwall
Yes!
This is waaay better than C******
Nyet! And also
...*Looks at Seb*
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/998ec96e4a9b314d891bc4fbaba2be66/tenor.gif?itemid=17580008)
It isss
Never!
*Tickles*
I will never!
Then no more singings for you >:3
............
And I removed all the song recordings from our discord conversation >:D
I downloaded them.....
...
...
Darnflower. Should have thought of that...Well!....No...No listen to them!
I didn't actually so your good....Imma go kill myself for not doing so...
That's a stupid idea...Don't do that..
Meh!
Oh wait, the lunch break is almost over!
Oke? To bad I won't be around to eat my sandwich...
*Heart sinks*
Oh...Okay..
*Jumps into his dumpster*
*Is sad*
*Looks at the food she made for Scott*
*Sigh* He probably wouldn't have liked it anyway..
*Head smashes out of the side of the dumpster* Did I hear food? Food by Lass? *Scuttles over to Lass*
Tis just what you Americans call a sandwich...
Ah! Yum! Sandiwhiches are good!
*Hands over the lunch box..*
Tank you! *Accepts the box*
'Tis a pleasure!
*Eating montage*
*Giggles*
All you need to do in order to get more singings is to admit that Fleb Bigwall is better than the C word...
*Bites his tongue* Awha?
*Silently gets up and takes her place in the courthouse*
Cah I juth preten' I do' know wha' the C word means?
(Oh, just the ship you went mad about..)
So tha C word ith......Cucamonga? I dunno wha' tha' meanths bu' auto correct recommended i'....
([sarcasm]Of course not, Scott, I obviously meant mclass. [/sarcasm])
*Believes Lass* Oke! Cool!
*Stabs her paw with a pen*
Staaaahp!
And why, would I do that? *Hovers the pen over her now bleeding paw*
We should stop before Seb puts us on trial for being too adorable...
Ye! Spam time!
GAS GAS GAS!
No! Bad! Bad Scottie! No spammin- Wait...I like that song...
Hehe....Memez!
*Smiles fondly* Shhhh...
Watcha wanna do?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 22, 2020, 11:07:18 PM
Oh dear. That's harsh. *Goes to another dimension and does so just for the fun of it*
*Hops back into current portal* Woah. Things were crazy over there. There was this one dude who was a proud jerk. >.> Kept talking about a chicken or something.
^^^^^^^^^
Umm...Okay?
What was the chicken's name?
Probably Hilda....
What if it was a boy?
Seb was it a hen or a rooster?
Ugh, he's busy video chatting Teer -_-
Mmmm.....Now dats a good ship!
... >:D
It is indeed...I must say, it is better than Fleb by a long shot..
Mm....Ye!
It's one of the, like, three (?) canon ships (Though Teer's tries to deny it :giggle:)
The other two are?
Darnflower and......Mmmmmmm....
Do we have a new case or not?
Ummmm.....I think not
Then lock this topic!
C_C
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 28, 2020, 11:29:54 PM
Then lock this topic!
Ya see...It doesn't work like that in here...
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 28, 2020, 11:29:54 PM
Then lock this topic!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 29, 2020, 12:41:53 AM
C_C
That literally made me laugh. :laugh:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 23, 2020, 08:48:11 AM
Nyet! And also
...*Looks at Seb*
Spoiler
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/998ec96e4a9b314d891bc4fbaba2be66/tenor.gif?itemid=17580008)
Spoiler
Eyyyy. I actually really appreciated that, bud. :laugh:
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 28, 2020, 09:19:43 AM
Seb was it a hen or a rooster?
Hen.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 28, 2020, 08:37:51 AM
And why, would I do that? *Hovers the pen over her now bleeding paw*
We could stop before Seb puts us on trial for being too adorable...
Oh dear.
That would be wicked.
. . .
I love it. Let's do that. Now, to select a jury...
*Face desks*
I should not have said that :laugh:
Definitely not, lol.
Ight I turn myself in for being adorable and will accept the death sentence!
NO! NO DOING THAT!
Seb may I get the electric chair?
HE MAY NOT! Scott stop this before he permanently sticks us together!
Uhhh? How?
>.>
...
<.<
Seb magic...
....I say welding torch...
O.O
Uhhh...
Yeah...
....I see those eraser marks!
Wut?
Sebias, I have a complaint. Verdauga stole all my emergency napkins in another thread and gave them to Shisteer. Now they're all gone, and if there's a sudden spill I won't be able to clean it up!
Your napkins are safe.. *Passes over the napkins*
Oh thanks.
EDIT: There are 22 ghostly guests drifting around the forum, should we put them on trial and lock them up?
They're much too difficult to capture, unfortunately.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 08, 2021, 06:54:43 PM
Sebias, I have a complaint. Verdauga stole all my emergency napkins in another thread and gave them to Shisteer. Now they're all gone, and if there's a sudden spill I won't be able to clean it up!
Excuse me? They were his napkins.
*Gathp*
Mhm, I stole Flib's napkins
You DARE admit that to my face? Cheek!
Yes, I do indeed dare
We wants them! Give them to uss!
(I couldn't help making this reference, sorry if it's creepy.)
^-^
So, who's on trial?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 13, 2021, 12:56:45 PM
We wants them! Give them to uss!
(I couldn't help making this reference, sorry if it's creepy.)
Eyyy, Lord of the Riiinnnggsss
Potatoes.
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
Spoil good fish, you wants to choke poor Smeagol Er, don't you think that would be a waste of a perfectly good score and a half of napkins?
No....Your innocent case closed.
I stole Flib's napkins, though..
So? I did some research and she actually stole them from me....
Two wrongs don't make a right
Mmm technically they are mine Aaand I let you have them!
What are you trying to do?..
Nothin'
*Raises an eyebrow*
You have a nice eyebrow!
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2021, 08:38:23 PM
Two wrongs don't make a right
Sometimes they can. If you make two wrong turns, it'll sometimes end up equaling a right.
Wouldn't that be a wrong turn and then a right turn though?
Not if it's a wrong turn and then a left turn.
If left is right, then it's still right even if it's left.
*Plops Scott and Lass in a chair*
Ahem. Next case. Is McLass guilty of being cute?
@Kade Rivok @shisteer of nothing much @Cornflower MM you shall be the jury for this case.
In the other corner.
@Booklover is accused of loving corndogs with butter and cheese. D:<
Mclass is adorable.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 19, 2021, 11:07:51 PM
*Plops Scott and Lass in a chair*
Ahem. Next case. Is McLass guilty of being cute?
@Kade Rivok @shisteer of nothing much @Cornflower MM you shall be the jury for this case.
In the other corner.
@Booklover is accused of loving corndogs with butter and cheese. D:<
*gasp* The horror!
That actually sounds quite tasty, though I'd personally just chuck the corndog and eat the butter and cheese.
McLass is totes guilty.
*Poofs out*
Lass of Something much as left the game
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 19, 2021, 11:07:51 PM
*Plops Scott and Lass in a chair*
Ahem. Next case. Is McLass guilty of being cute?
@Kade Rivok @shisteer of nothing much @Cornflower MM you shall be the jury for this case.
YES. MCLASS IS CUTE.
There, it's been confirmed by all three on the jury.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 19, 2021, 11:07:51 PM
*Plops Scott and Lass in a chair*
Ahem. Next case. Is McLass guilty of being cute?
@Kade Rivok @shisteer of nothing much @Cornflower MM you shall be the jury for this case.
In the other corner.
@Booklover is accused of loving corndogs with butter and cheese. D:<
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2021, 10:12:44 PM
I have never eaten a corndog.
Hmm...sounds pretty sus, Book.
(They honestly don't taste good.)
Yea
(A story of betrayal...)
(Aye indeed...I WILL FIGHT TO MY LAST BREATH AND BEOND!)
(*Draws his sword* Yeaaah! FWEEEDOM!)
(FUR AND FREEDOOOMMM!!!!)
(EULALIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!)
(SCOTLAAAAAAAAAND!!!)...
(FREEEEDOOOM! *Cough* Corndauga *Cough* you saw nothing)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 22, 2021, 09:17:45 AM
(SCOTLAAAAAAAAAND!!!)...
(Can you please repeat that.)
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 22, 2021, 10:00:13 AM
(FREEEEDOOOM! *Cough* Corndauga *Cough* you saw nothing)
(*Swats at Scott's ears* )
(Ouch!)
Meh at thee.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 22, 2021, 11:19:41 PM
(Ouch!)
(You know what you've done, Mr.McLamok. Go to your room)
:giggle:
(I second that. VERDSTEER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!)
Yes! You are a very good member, Flib! Well done! *gives Flib a shiny reward*
None of this Seer nonsense either.
(Well Verdsteer is only the best ship...)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 23, 2021, 12:33:12 AM
:giggle:
(I second that. VERDSTEER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!)
(You only say that because you haven't seen the video chats Teer has with Seb every day/night)
(Maybe they're arguing with each other.)
(They argue that each other are the bestest)
Hush up. Verdsteer is the best ship.
I'm not going to bother arguing with the staff at the moment.
Though, Corn is definitely the bestest of all.
I do believe you're mixing me up with someone else.
Nope!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2021, 01:34:05 AM
Though, Corn is definitely the bestest of all.
(Now that, I can agree with. >:3)
Indeed!
@Cornflower MM is, indeed, the bestest. This is one of the reasons why Cornflower Reguba is the ideal (bestest) ship ;D
Can't argue with that logic.
McLass transcends all other ships...
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on January 23, 2021, 03:30:40 AM
@Cornflower MM is, indeed, the bestest. This is one of the reasons why Cornflower Reguba is the ideal (bestest) ship ;D
Lie
McLass is above bestest.
*Is glad she left*
Why y'all do dis to me? Also,
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on January 23, 2021, 03:30:40 AM
@Cornflower MM is, indeed, the bestest. This is one of the reasons why Cornflower Reguba is the ideal (bestest) ship ;D
BUTT!
*eyes widen*
*Faints.*
CIVIL WAR TIME!
(Over what? Who the bestest is?)
(Ye)
(That's easy, Corn's the prettiest of the bestest, Teer's the bestest sister, Seb's the bestest Judge, You're the bestest bounty hunter, Dann's the bestest forum dad, and so on)
And I'm just plain bestest.
(Yes!)
(>.>)
(Just accept it, Corn.. How can I accept the things you tell to accept when you can't even accept the most basic of things about yourself...)
Listen to the kiwi Corn :P
(Yeeah! Listen to me!)
Wasn't there a poll at some point? Can't remember what the result was. (probably Corn)
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2021, 07:52:31 PM
(Just accept it, Corn.. How can I accept the things you tell to accept when you can't even accept the most basic of things about yourself...)
..... I dislike your very true logic.
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on January 23, 2021, 09:04:04 PM
Listen to the kiwi Corn :P
>_> *Pokes*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2021, 11:11:02 AM
(That's easy, Corn's the prettiest of the bestest, Teer's the bestest sister, Seb's the bestest Judge, You're the bestest bounty hunter, Dann's the bestest forum dad, and so on)
(And I am bestest at being ignored or forgotten...)
Nah, you're the bestest at shadows and organized chaos.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 23, 2021, 07:38:49 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 23, 2021, 01:55:53 PM
And I'm just plain bestest.
Nah, that's Dann.
I feel attacked. You can't just take away my one defining trait like that.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on January 23, 2021, 11:46:38 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2021, 11:11:02 AM
(That's easy, Corn's the prettiest of the bestest, Teer's the bestest sister, Seb's the bestest Judge, You're the bestest bounty hunter, Dann's the bestest forum dad, and so on)
(And I am bestest at being ignored or forgotten...)
(Oooof...)
Is that the way your people express themselves as an apology? Alright, I accept.
Kade, you're the fluffiest.
(He's the bestest floofball)
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/tenor-1.gif)
(I wonder how many times I've died in here..)
(A squillion?)
(Hmmm.. no)
Give or take a few, surely.
(No...Less)
Oh. Good.
By, like, one or two.
*paniks*
* Enters thread interestedly * :)
Quote from: Ally046 on January 28, 2021, 06:14:33 PM
* Enters thread interestedly * :)
(Don't. You'll fall down as staircase with only one less than a squillion steps.)
*Puts cement block at the bottom of the steps, then sprinkles roses on it*
*LE GATHP*
:o
*leaves thread as fast as possible*
*Eats cement block*
*peeks in the topic nervousely* Does... does that mean it's safe for me to stay?
Why wouldn't you be? 8-)
*Sits on chair like the professional boi I be*
(At the top of the squillion-minus-one stairs? 0.O
In my... fancy chair?
Why? Did someone -*GATHPS*- WHO MOVED THE STAIRCASE!?!?!?
you did.
O.o D-did I?
Yes, with the cement block.
I am rather confuzzed. *Moves chair to the high tower*
*Peers down from lofty heights* Now. *Taps hammer* Any problems or cases that need to be addressed by the common folk?
*wracks brain to come up with something* Uhh...
Is very, extremely, immensely, confuzzled.
Quote from: Ally046 on January 28, 2021, 06:36:55 PM
Is very, extremely, immensely, confuzzled.
I sniff saneness.
Oh no...
Do you?
Spoiler
*Ponders why this may occur*
Spoiler
Oh No!!!Spoiler
I think a
snufflerwabbler 600,000,000 has entered the Cellars!
Spoiler
Noooooo[/b]
*Sniffing intensifies* I smell...
I smell..
Hairy.
*Runs up to Seb...*
*SHOUTS in ear*
"MAY I umm, POST umm, A umm, THINGY umm,..."
Hmm. *Checks lawbook* Suuuuuure. Please go on the stand.
"Where would you like me to start?"
"By this I mean, what letter..."
Yes.
^^^
I... guess I'll start with... B?
Agreed?
k
Y
*Clears Throat*
*La La La La La La La La LAAAAA*
"Here, I, go!"
Spoiler
baa
Baal
Baan
Babani
Babbage
babble
babbled
babbles
babbling
babe
Babel
baboon
Babs
Babyliss
Babylon
Babylonia
Babylonians
Bacall
Baccarat
Bacchus
Bach
Bacharach
bacillus
Back Orifice
backended
backhanded
backlogging
backs
backsides
backups
bacon
bacony
bacteriological
bacteriologist
bactrian
Baddiel
Baden
Bader
Badminton
Badoer
baffle
baffled
baffles
baffling
BAFTA
bagel
bagels
Baggins
Bagginses
Baghdad
Bahamas
Bahrain
Baird
Bakerloo
Bakshi
balderdash
baldly
baldness
baldrick
Baldur
Balearic
baleful
Balham
Bali
Balin
Balkan
Balkanization
Balkans
ball
ballad
Ballantine
Ballantyne
ballistics
Ballykissangel
Balmoral
balsa
Baltic
Baltimore
Balzac
Bambi
bamboo
banal
banalities
banana
Bananarama
bananas
Banbury
bandit
Bangalore
Bangkok
Bangladesh
Bangladeshi
Bangor
banishment
banjo
Bannerjee
Bannister
banquet
banshee
Bantu
banyan
banyans
baptismal
Barak
Barbados
Barbara
barbarian
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##:1003
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*Claps.* Well said!
You missed some...
*Gasp*
"How dare you"
I am missing, it appears.
Does that mean I win the round of Hide and Seek?
"How dare thee also!"
"You are indeed listed"
Oh. So who found me, then?
Me.
Indeed, it was Kade.
(You did forget a few, don't deny it.)
wat
(That's how he dares ;D)
Via... foot?
(Yes. Isn't he just amazing?)
(You mean Scott?)
Are we ready for another testimony?
I will gladly tell you all I can. ;D
(I am aren't I! *Flexes*)
"Okay, then..." :-|
"Moving on..."
"To my next testimony, of course."
*Cough, cough*
"What letter?"
X. It's cool.
Nah, Z is the ultimate.
I'm quite partial to T, as well.
*Raises eyebrow.* Is that so?
You missed out la, if you were going backwards.
T:"There are 5 parts to this testimony..."
Spoiler
Tamaskan
Tang
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Spoiler
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Tuvalu
Spoiler
To the nines
Tide over
Turn aside
Two peas in a pod
Turn against
Topsy-turvy
The smell of an oily rag
Through thick and thin
Throw down the gauntlet
Take heart
Spoiler
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Tidy Tuition[/b]
YOU FORGOT TANIWHA!
:D
Exactly!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 28, 2021, 08:36:53 PM
(You did forget a few, don't deny it.)
SHE COMPLETELY FORGOT BREE!
And I think that she missed Brandybuck, too.
So...who should we execute?
*Points at Russa.*
WHAT? NO!
What about
@Ally046, since she started it all?
Possibly. We will let
@Sebias of Redwall decide.
"I accuse @Ripred the Gnawer of being Rational"
How wicked!
Wewwy!!
I no wan' you deaded!
Meh
I don't want you dead! You're worth more alive.
Indeed. Rest assured, I will pester Seb to sort this issue out, after he finishes a certain thing.
After they finish getting married, she means.
Quote from: Ally046 on February 09, 2021, 03:43:11 AM
"I accuse @Ripred the Gnawer of being Rational"
Alright, accuse me if you want to. I don't care because it won't change anything.
Oh...Blerg
/me crawled around under the seats
[british accent]Where on earth is that judge?[/british accent]
There is no such thing as a British accent. It's just speaking normally.
Hmm... *Starts wandering around touching shiny things*
Careful now, one might think you've become a magpie.
She hasn't stolen any yet. The silverware was taken by Lobelia years ago.
/me steals Bookie's full stops...............
*Everyone gasps*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 10, 2021, 04:17:51 PM
After they finish getting married, she means.
... That actually wasn't what I meant. I'm not entirely certain what I did mean, but it wasn't that.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 25, 2021, 03:54:55 AM
/me steals Bookie's full stops...............
Oy I'm really annoyed, you know How dare you steal my full stops It makes it much harder for anyone to read what I write and annoys me as well when I automatically try to put one in but can't
*Comes sprinting into the room out of breath*
:o :-[ >8( :-\
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2021, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 25, 2021, 03:54:55 AM
/me steals Bookie's full stops...............
Oy I'm really annoyed, you know How dare you steal my full stops It makes it much harder for anyone to read what I write and annoys me as well when I automatically try to put one in but can't
*steals Lizzy's and Booklover's full stops*
My
hill full stops. ^-^
Ey, give them back! *cuffs Flib's ear roughly*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 25, 2021, 10:22:04 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 10, 2021, 04:17:51 PM
After they finish getting married, she means.
... That actually wasn't what I meant. I'm not entirely certain what I did mean, but it wasn't that.
Don't worry, we know the truth. :)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2021, 07:24:55 PM
Careful now, one might think you've become a magpie.
*Hides magpie hat* What an absurd idea!
You have a hat for that? Neat!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2021, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2021, 10:42:43 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 25, 2021, 03:54:55 AM
/me steals Bookie's full stops...............
Oy I'm really annoyed, you know How dare you steal my full stops It makes it much harder for anyone to read what I write and annoys me as well when I automatically try to put one in but can't
*steals Lizzy's and Booklover's full stops*
My hill full stops. ^-^
Ey, give them back! *cuffs Flib's ear roughly*
/me steals them back along with Flib's and Bilf's full stops..........After doing this, Lizzy ran out of the thread giggling....
Such skill
Thank ye! It was not easy getting the feathers I must say :giggle:
I would imagine! Must've left you feeling a bit peckish, huh?
*Slurps tea in the shadows, while watching everybeast and judging them and their mother*
/me pokes Seb from behind
AH! *Falls over and breaks toe* :{
Yes yes, but what happened to the tea?
This:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 06:05:29 AM
AH! *Falls over and breaks tea* :{
*fixed*
*eats the tea* ^-^
Come on, Flib. ::)
That's what I feel like.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2021, 09:31:01 PM
I would imagine! Must've left you feeling a bit peckish, huh?
However did you know??
A little birdie told me ^-^
You can't tell those birds anything :-\
I know, they're all just a bunch of stoolpigeons!
Yeah! I'll just have to talk to the cricket next time!
...you know the cricket?
*Claps paws over mouth* No, no, I meant the rabbit!
*Squints eyes at Keva.* How much do you know, huh?
N-nothing! Nothing at all! He never said one thing about you being scared of pineapples! *Claps paws over mouth again*
Now listen here missy, I ain't afeared o' no pineapples. The pineapples are afeared o' me!
*Pineapple waddles up to Kade and kicks his shin* ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2021, 10:24:56 PM
...you know the cricket?
England won, I think.
In my dreams.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 11:17:16 PM
*Pineapple waddles up to Kade and kicks his shin* ^-^
What is up with you chooks and kicking people in the shins? o.0
so smol
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 27, 2021, 07:34:46 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 11:17:16 PM
*Pineapple waddles up to Kade and kicks his shin* ^-^
What is up with you chooks and kicking people in the shins? o.0
That's why you should invest in a good pair of shin guards like me...
But why? Why would you do that?
You'll never know...
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2021, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2021, 10:12:34 PM
A little birdie told me ^-^
A LITTLE HUMMING BIRD?!!
Why Hello there, Little Hummingbird. Why don'tcha listen to me? I've got some pain you can't see, so lend an ear, little hummingbird. I don't know why things just don't work. It doesn't matter how hard I want to try!
Perhaps.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 01, 2021, 03:41:53 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2021, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2021, 10:12:34 PM
A little birdie told me ^-^
A LITTLE HUMMING BIRD?!!
Why Hello there, Little Hummingbird. Why don'tcha listen to me? I've got some pain you can't see, so lend an ear, little hummingbird. I don't know why things just don't work. It doesn't matter how hard I want to try!
>_>
I feel like I've heard that somewhere....
You've sang it somewhere before. A bit plaintive-ish, I must admit.
I wooondeerr....
*Starts dancing in the Courthouse* *Unwittingly pulls out a gun and Fires rapidly at the tainted judge* *Chucks a grenade at the tainted judge and flees into the bathroom*
@Sebias of Redwall
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2021, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 01, 2021, 03:41:53 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 28, 2021, 10:55:53 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2021, 10:12:34 PM
A little birdie told me ^-^
A LITTLE HUMMING BIRD?!!
Why Hello there, Little Hummingbird. Why don'tcha listen to me? I've got some pain you can't see, so lend an ear, little hummingbird. I don't know why things just don't work. It doesn't matter how hard I want to try!
>_>
I feel like I've heard that somewhere....
Really? Huh.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on March 07, 2021, 08:25:27 PM
*Starts dancing in the Courthouse* *Unwittingly pulls out a gun and Fires rapidly at the tainted judge* *Chucks a grenade at the tainted judge and flees into the bathroom* @Sebias of Redwall
*grabs the grenade and throws it into the bathroom, then blows the bathroom up*
*Is angry*
y tho.
He doesn't like green vegetables. Or eggs, for that matter. Leaks? Leeks? Sam he is?
Someone blew up a bathroom.
Eyy, that ain't from the books, silly chook.
*is the default state of someone in The Cellars*
You are the cellars.
Shhh! Not so loud! *paniks*
....Mmmkaayy...
::) Evil chook.
No, I is an evil chook!
*edits my post*
T'ankeeeee!
Y'welcooooome!
What did it say before?
Hmmm.
Not many cases today, is there?
That's probably a good thing.
Or the criminals have learnt how not to be caught, which is only a good thing for said criminals.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2021, 02:48:10 PM
You are the cellars.
I guess that's no crazier than anything else in The Cellars.
That or people can't find any dirt to put on anybody...
Quote from: Booklover on March 09, 2021, 07:07:57 PM
That's probably a good thing.
Or the criminals have learnt how not to be caught, which is only a good thing for said criminals.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 09, 2021, 02:48:10 PM
You are the cellars.
I guess that's no crazier than anything else in The Cellars.
You'd be surprised... *glances at all the Sheev topics*
Quote from: Ally046 on March 09, 2021, 03:59:40 PM
Hmmm.
Not many cases today, is there?
Apparently not. >.> *Sips tea*
*Sips Starbucks mocha*
Peppermint tea was, is, and always will be better than Starbucks mocha. *sips tea to prove it* ^-^
*High-fives Ally*
;D
Silly chooks, peppermint tea is always better! Ask Teer.
Peppermint tea is one of my favorite drinks,.... but you gotta love some Starbucks mocha!!!
Sebias, we have a complaint here! IRL I actually don't like any kind of coffee...
Oof!
Life without joy, excitement, or feeling... :'(
(:giggle:)
Eh? How's that? Life without coffee is:
Spoiler
Writing fanfics! ;D
(Don't spill to Booklover or she'll sit on me until I post them)
.
Hmm? I can't see what you said...
Shhhhh... It's okay, you're safe here, don't worry...I know...
*is a little sus* Ok then... So, whatcha wanna talk about?
Got any cases to bring before the court?
I don't think so... yet.
Maybe we could head over to MEAAV, and "FIND" some sus activities to bring before the court.
PS: I thought you said you had to go?
You mean like my AP getting a name? ;D
:-\
Why don't you and me head over there to "find" some trouble...
Ok, sounds good. ;D
(Btw her name is Vukasava, but she likes to be called Vuka for short.)
Noice to know
Well, I GTG, Byeeeee!!!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 03:50:36 PM
Eh? How's that? Life without coffee is:
Spoiler
Writing fanfics! ;D
(Don't spill to Booklover or she'll sit on me until I post them)
I can't get annoyed with people for not posting fanfics.
Good! *feels better*
Quote from: Ally046 on March 11, 2021, 04:25:02 PM
Why don't you and me head over there to "find" some trouble...
Come with us, Bookie! The more troublemakers the better!
Flib, you remind me so much of myself when I first joined the forum XD
But you grew up... *screeches suddenly* Why didn't I join the forum two years ago? *wails*
I mean, we didn't join the forum too years ago either. We must simply make use of the time we have.
Supreme Judge Sebias, I would like to bring forth a case. Emperor Seb is being accused of unconstitutional behavior for being and Emperor and a Narrator. I would defend the accused.
Down with Seborg!
Seborg? He hasn't been here for ages. What's he got to do with anything?
He is on trial
Nope, Sebias is on trial. Seborg is a different beast entirely.
Yes, Hazel. Get your facts correct, please. We can't afford to waste our precious judging time trying to figure out facts that should be simple but are made super complicated.
(Does anyone get the joke?)
*Waves to the joke*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2021, 07:19:53 PM
I mean, we didn't join the forum too years ago either. We must simply make use of the time we have.
Supreme Judge Sebias, I would like to bring forth a case. Emperor Seb is being accused of unconstitutional behavior for being and Emperor and a Narrator. I would defend the accused.
Oh dear. Let's hear this case, shall we? *Taps smol hammer* Right now, order, order. Honorable and Humble Supreme Judge Sebias presiding. Let's hear what y'all have cooked up.
Some baklava. ;D
...
-_-
I'll take a bowl of that!
Not in my court! *Shoos out the baklava with a broom*
*....Into my mouth.*
...Sure. *Dusts off paws*
*Eats bag of chips* Where were we?
(Psst, Flib, make your argument)
Your Honour, I would question the accuser as to what part of the constitution holds her case.
Mm, I see. *Munches on chip thoughtfully*
Which case?
Emperor Seb is being accused of unconstitutional behavior for being and Emperor and a Narrator.
@Flib Bigboat , come elaborate on your accusation.
Why? The evidence is as plain as the nose on your face.
I don't have a nose.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 09:13:01 PM
Why? The evidence is as plain as the nose on your face.
Where? Bring forth your evidence and tell us what part of the constitution it defies.
Somebeast (Bookie?) said he was an unreliable reporter. And he isn't a very good emperor. Both of these things are full-time jobs, so he can only be a emperor or a reporter. See?
WELL, I would protest to both accusations, but we are not at court to squabble opinions.
The title of Emperor is carried always, but it is a job that can be done while multi-tasking. Too, the job of a reporter can, indeed, MUST be done while other things are going on.
As for the constitution, it very clearly states, and I quote:
"One of the most important concepts used during the ascendancy of economic due process was liberty of contract. The original idea of economic liberties was advanced by Justices Bradley and Field in the Slaughter-House Cases,86 and elevated to the status of accepted doctrine in Allgeyer v. Louisiana,87 It was then used repeatedly during the early part of this century to strike down state and federal labor regulations. "The liberty mentioned in that [Fourteenth] amendment means not only the right of the citizen to be free from the mere physical restraint of his person, as by incarceration, but the term is deemed to embrace the right of the citizen to be free in the enjoyment of all his faculties; to be free to use them in all lawful ways; to live and work where he will; to earn his livelihood by any lawful calling; to pursue any livelihood or avocation, and for that purpose to enter into all contracts which may be proper, necessary and essential to his carrying out to a successful conclusion the purposes above mentioned."88
*peers at the post for a minute* Nah, too long. I'm not gonna bother.
Heh.
Ho to you too. Many Ho's.
Indeed.
( I meant "Heh to you too, many Heh's". *said in a polite voice that always drives "poor" Goon crazy and makes him see red :giggle:.)
Ah, see.
You've read the Five Find-Outers series?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 09:17:35 PM
Somebeast (Bookie?) said he was an unreliable reporter. And he isn't a very good emperor. Both of these things are full-time jobs, so he can only be a emperor or a reporter. See?
Unreliable
narrator, actually.
Narrator, reporter. They're the same thing.
Bookie, do you read Enid Blyton's books?
When do we vote?
Yes.
?
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on March 17, 2021, 04:53:25 PM
Bookie, do you read Enid Blyton's books?
I've read a few, but not recently.
...
Eh?
When we're old enough.
Oh?
*Checks Ally's profile* Just 18 years to go. ^-^
That's not too long.
Yup, it'll be over before ya know it.
^-^
Yaaaaaa
^-^
Stop this unholy cult
Since when did a holy colt exist?
I've never come across a sacred baby horse, but that doesn't mean there isn't one.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 20, 2021, 08:42:45 PM
Stop this unholy cult
There is no cult, Scott. :)
Only happiness.
Come join us.
Let us make you happy too.
...:)
Uh, no thanks
Don't you want to be happy, Scott. :)
That emoji is flippin' creepy when in that context
Heh. Possibly.
Seriously, though, join us. It'll be great.
Eh, no
:)
....
I have found joy. ^-^
You have?
Join us...and you can have joy too, Scott...
Not creepy at all.... But seriously you should join us
I just got my very happy feeling.
How dough
It's like a warm sensation.
But is it fuzzy though?
What caused it?
(And yes, there is a right answer...)
That means I'm wrong. O.O
*SCREAMS*
*Blink, Blink*
Hmmmm...these are very pressing matters...we must do an investigation...Spoiler
With your permission of course! ^-^
Don't forget the tea murders.
Aye.
Sorry, Ripred...there is a more pressing issue that must be dealt with first...
Is the @Tea murderer in attendance?(The court dynamics will be weird here...)
*throws the weird court dynamics out the window* There. Problem solved.
*Claps* Good call. ^-^
*Slides in*
*Looks around* :-|
*Defenestrates Seb again*
*Power kicks Ally*
D :
*tries to shapeshift*
Her cyborg parts are still there.
*ears flatten back in irritation*
Cyborg ear stays up.
*has never seen a cat cyborg ear before*
You're a cyborg.
*sad Flib noises*
If you don't want to...
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12148.msg886213#msg886213
Exterminate the dissenter.
*Dusts off wig and puts it back on* Eh?
Do it now. Exterminate her.
Make your case, ma'am.
Don't call me that. Also, if I'm going to die, fine.
She serves no purpose.
That is rude, but you do have a point.
Sure.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:33:09 PM
So kill me. I won't hold it against you.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:34:17 PM
*Blinks* No, no, child... *Leans down and stares into Flib's eyes* You have... a purpose. Come. *Holds out paw*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:39:56 PM
A purpose? All I can think of is I purpose to write good fics, and they end up a wreck. Sure. I know. Ask anyone who's seen them. They're awful.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:41:13 PM
You have no purpose. You refused to assimilate and therefore you must be eliminated.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:53:40 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:49:16 PM
(OOC: You want to burn me alive for not liking Inigo Montoya.)
(OOC: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THAT UP. BURN HER.)
Is this evidence good enough?
So what do you want me to do now?
I'm not a personal motivator, I'm just a lawyer...
(I'm also still haven't regained my corporal body yet)
BUT...
I see that the plaintiff is a cyborg...
So I will try to take this case as best as I can...
So where is the Court Stenographer? I need to see a transcript of this case,,,
(https://i.imgflip.com/3k8ymn.png)
Secret romance! :3
Y'all are silly.
SO ARE YOU
Teehee
*scowls*
No wonder they call this the cellars.
Cellars are like basements.
WE are the reason children are afraid of the basement.
##:1038 they are? That is strange...I never had any fear of our basement when I was young. But (I have no idea why she does this) Flib does jump out at me and yell, 'Boo!' sometimes, and that is the one thing that scares me. Why, I don't know.
:giggle:... *High-fives Flib*;D
Fear the attic more than the basement.
Why
Because that is where I dwell.
Eek
Agreed.
Why would you want a greed?
Because it is mine.
Ah, I see
Mm.
I'm...pretty sure it's mine.
Nopers!
Otay! ^-^
Mmm
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 05, 2021, 01:50:53 PM
Sure.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:33:09 PM
So kill me. I won't hold it against you.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 04, 2021, 10:34:17 PM
*Blinks* No, no, child... *Leans down and stares into Flib's eyes* You have... a purpose. Come. *Holds out paw*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:39:56 PM
A purpose? All I can think of is I purpose to write good fics, and they end up a wreck. Sure. I know. Ask anyone who's seen them. They're awful.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:41:13 PM
You have no purpose. You refused to assimilate and therefore you must be eliminated.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 04, 2021, 10:53:40 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 04, 2021, 10:49:16 PM
(OOC: You want to burn me alive for not liking Inigo Montoya.)
(OOC: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THAT UP. BURN HER.)
Is this evidence good enough?
I need to catch up on a few threads.
Anywho, so who's on trial for what now?
You.
Well darn. What did I do this time?
You ate some furniture.
I mean, only for a bit :)
THE COWCH DESERVES RESPECT
I RESPECT THINGS BY EATING THEM GEEZ
YOU RESPECT EBANOK, BUT YOU'VE NEVER ATE IT BEFORE.
I think I might've eaten Eb once, actually :giggle:
Bleck. RUDE.
She felt much the same, I believe. :giggle:
*Realizes something...* WHY ME???? :o :o
Oooo, what did you realize?
YOU KNOW PERFECTLY WELL!!
I don't actually, please enlighten me.
No way. 8)
I'll just imagine what you realized then.
...
...
Oh dear.
Because of course they would, don't you agree?
Oh my. :-|
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on June 15, 2021, 09:36:43 PM
Because of course they would, don't you agree?
Your words bounced off my brain.
But really.
But really what?
You should do something to stop them.
Them?
THEM!
Uh huh....
DEWIT! OR WE WILL DIE.....
Who needs to do what?
You need to stop them. ::)
I really don't follow :D
Well, if I tell you then they will actually do it.
Yes, and then it will be too late!
*Checks wristwatch* Oh no...
Are you late for a very important date?
Pfft, you're mad.
The very best are.
How could you, Seb?!
The audacity!
I retract my recent statement.
I mean, he's still the very best. I just don't deserve his time, and he apparently agrees.
Oh snap.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 17, 2021, 12:16:49 PM
I mean, he's still the very best. I just don't deserve his time, and he apparently agrees.
:o No! *Slap*. Snap out of it!
You know better! Your worth every hour he can
possibly give you!
(Until his dying day, xD!)
(He's already dead)
~ - ~
HE'S NOT DEAD! *cries and hugs Flib* There's still hope. They didn't find the body yet. I know he's alive. He- He has to be!
*wriggles out of Teer's embrace* Huh, you just have hope because you've been Discord-chatting him recently. ::)
I yall find body I can necromancy.
O.O
OH NO PLEASE DON'T
Why?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 21, 2021, 06:28:29 PM
I yall find body I can necromancy.
Go to Ghost Jarky's (whatever it's called). They might have some.
Or just wait for the inevitable Cellars murder, that could work.
Then again, he's one
I somebody made earlier. All you need to do is find a holocaust cloak (and whatever else there was) because:
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 02:47:04 AM
(He's already dead)
He's only mostly dead.
All you need is a Time-Turner. You can use it to find out where they took him.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 21, 2021, 06:28:29 PM
I yall find body I can necromancy.
Don't you
dare.
The problem with time turners is
Spoiler
they were all destroyed, and I don't care if Cursed Child stated otherwise.
My friend told me not to read the eighth book, and besides I don't believe in curses. (Both the swearing kind, and the spell kind.)
What eighth book? I don't know what you're talking about.
Neither do I, since I haven't read it.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 23, 2021, 12:14:17 AM
My friend told me not to read the eighth book, and besides I don't believe in curses. (Both the swearing kind, and the spell kind.)
Besides the fact that it's also fictional.
Not only fictional, non existent. Obviously.
I agree. It's false on many different levels.
Eh?
Bee.
Sea.
(Okay, so basically, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is generally considered not to be canon by the fandom and to be akin to bad fanfic.)
Dee.
(I know that, I was just pointing out that I don't want to read it.)
Eeeeeeee.
(I was talking to Russa. She seemed confused.)
(Russa is often like that.)
#rude
#I'm_a_rude_person_unfortunately
Ef.
Gee. So many sarcastic jokes I could make here.
Sea.
Quote from: Booklover on July 26, 2021, 06:03:24 PM
So many sarcastic jokes I could make here.
If you do, I'll start being sarcastic as well, and you don't want that.
Aitch.
Eye don't, no.
What?
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 26, 2021, 08:21:35 PM
What?
I am the Lady of all Elvenkind. Servant!
Will you serve me faithfully 'til the end?
I live only to obey, Queen of Arda!
(As far as I can translate.)
I am no queen.
Jay.
(There is no proof that the translation was correct.)
Kay. But I'll just assume it is.
I won't.
Elemenopee.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 27, 2021, 02:13:19 PM
I won't.
Who said you had to? It's a free country here. (No offense meant to non-Americans.)
*Bald eagle flies by overhead.*
*Over who's head?*
All.
All what?
Yes.
Kyoo.
All of your floof?
Heheh, floof.
Kinda sad that this thread has lost it's purpose and Seb m'boy vanished.
@Seb m'boy, where are you? *Wanders the cold, dark palace, looking for the Emperor*
This is the court house, ya goober.
Are.
I'm in the Emperor's palace, ya goof.
*Looks at thread title.* ...Uh huh.
I said I was. I'm talking to you, telepathically.
I believe you.
Thank you. ^-^
All of you have fallen for her ruse. Russa merely acts confused to lull people into a false sense of security.
So do the rest of us.
...You never act confused.
She could if she wanted to.
Har har.
Why are you laughing? There wasn't anything funny?
Mm, thank you for the assist.
*Har har's down Kade's floofy ear*
Heh, floofy.
*does it again*
*Ultra pokes Flib.*
*is poked*
*lives, I guess?*
Well yeah.
Oh, that's too bad. I thought that if I was ded I wouldn't get shipped. ^-^
Lives? Like fried liver? Or
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7
Wha?
Quote from: Booklover on July 29, 2021, 02:46:06 PM
Lives? Like fried liver? Or
1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6 4. Ng5 d5 5. exd5 Nxd5 6. Nxf7 Kxf7
Bad BL, no.
The fried liver. It's a chess opening.
A very odd name for something like that.
Quite.
It's named after food. I don't think it's the only one.
Is there a teriyaki salmon?
Not as far as I know.
Lame.
Your face
^_^
Quite.
red
Order in the court!
WHERE?!
Over there!
Points at
@Bookie
I mean, that isn't inaccurate....
Banish the Order!
But then it will return three weeks before the banishment is meant to be over!
Then we banish it again!
But the Order's Headquarters are at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, which is under a Fidelius.
Oh the references.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 29, 2021, 02:45:55 PM
Oh, that's too bad. I thought that if I was ded I wouldn't get shipped. ^-^
HAH, yeah right. Think that'll save you?
A futile thought.
You would get shipped. Shipped off to the hospital so we can bring you back to life.
I'm not very good at that. You should ask Verd.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 10, 2021, 02:30:28 PM
A futile thought.
Resistance is futile when being shipped.
According to my amazing typ(o)ing skills, resistance is futile when being shopped.
Getting shopped is the worst.
Quote from: Booklover on September 10, 2021, 07:36:27 PM
You would get shipped. Shipped off to the hospital so we can bring you back to life.
Please don't. I'm already broke.
I, being British, would of course ship you off to a British hospital. Free healthcare.
Good.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 03:21:40 PM
Banish the Order!
Don't you dare!
Quote from: Booklover on September 09, 2021, 06:05:28 PM
But the Order's Headquarters are at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, which is under a Fidelius.
You just told everyone where it is, though.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 10, 2021, 03:14:19 AM
Oh the references.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 29, 2021, 02:45:55 PM
Oh, that's too bad. I thought that if I was ded I wouldn't get shipped. ^-^
HAH, yeah right. Think that'll save you?
Yes, actually I do.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 15, 2021, 10:09:50 PM
Quote from: Booklover on September 10, 2021, 07:36:27 PM
You would get shipped. Shipped off to the hospital so we can bring you back to life.
Please don't. I'm already broke.
Then you ought to go to the hospital as well.
...Can we just call it one of the many Fidelius plotholes?
*is too dead to call for one* Do it yourself.
It is futile. he ded.
Him resisting the call is futile. And besides, he's only mostly dead.
(https://c.tenor.com/1Pp-ApYJ3LQAAAAd/mostly-princess-bride.gif)
Quote from: WorshipTiria on December 23, 2021, 08:34:50 PM
It is futile. he ded.
if he was dead, he'd answer to say he couldn't answer (because he was dead).
Have you never spoken to a ghost?
Yes, I've spoken to Kade many times. :)
Turn up the heat in the attic please.
The heat in the rest of the house has been turned up, and heat rises, so you should be all right.
Nah bro, it's chilly.
Oh, that's probably the draft from the slatted window. Well, at least you have a good view of the snowy landscape.
If you're cold, maybe you should take up residence somewhere downstairs. Just try not to haunt us too loudly.
And no pizza on the ceiling.
I do what I want.
And he do what he please
Tragic, I know.
Of course you do, seeing as you're one of them. :giggle:
Boo
*screeches* :o
Haha, gotcha.
Uh... N-no, no you didn't.
I'll bust you, punk.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on January 20, 2022, 03:03:39 AM
You better not bust our attic whilst you're busting Kade.
(If you step off the catwalk, you'll fall through the ceiling and most likely kill yourself, unless you happen to fall on the books in the library, in which case you'll only get a lot of bruises.)
Kindly please don't damage the books.
Unless they damaged you first.
O.O
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2022, 12:43:36 AM
Unless they damaged you first.
*Bonks Flib on the head.* Bad.
*damages the book that is Kade*
My statement about damaging books after they've damaged you still stands. :)
Bad. *Bonks again.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 21, 2022, 06:47:44 PM
My statement about damaging books after they've damaged you still stands. :)
*fires a crossbow at Kade* ^-^
How come everyone has suddenly decided that they're all books?
I'm often known as Book or Bookie.
I know. But after I said something about books damaging people, they all starting bonking and bopping me.
I think it was because you said it is sometimes ok to damage books.
... Good point.