This is the bar!
Hey there! What a good idea! I'd like some Root Beer! *Walks up to the bar*
*gives sebbie the root beer*
So what's your story? Get dumped? bad memories? Got beat up by a wildcat?
No. I actually just beat up a Wildcat. Har har! *Sips cup* Hmm...this is good stuff. *Smashes cup on the ground* Another!
I understood that reference!
*passes over another*
Good ol' Thor. :laugh:
*Sips it* So...How's your life going, bartender?
*Drinks a barrel of october ale and ends up drunk in the corner*
Meh. Just lost a battle. Troops ain't feelin happy.
*Stumbles up to counter*
How's the wounds, Sebias?
I got shot by a Teletubby!
Dunno what happened to sebbie here.
Got attacked by a butterfly. It was terrible. :P
:-X *tries to contain laughter*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 05:19:57 PM
I got shot by a Teletubby!
Dunno what happened to sebbie here.
I know you did, you were just in my hospital.
Howdy there One-Eye! I'd like a shot of Root beer too please! *Puts coin on counter*
*pockets coin and hands over root-beer*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 07, 2019, 06:03:41 PM
Howdy there One-Eye! I'd like a shot of Root beer too please! *Puts coin on counter*
*Grabs her Root Beer* Thanks! *Gulps it down*
Keva? He just drank thy rootbeer.
Quick hand me another! *Pour glass of Root beer on Sebias's head*
"Ey! There was no need for that! *Grabs a plate of grub* FOOD FIGHT!!! *Hits Keva with the food*
*Smashes pie in Sebbie's face then jumps behind the bar counter*
Get back over 'ere! *Wipes pie out of my eyes* *Runs after Keva*
*Throws a cucumber at Sebias*
*Ducks and the cucumber hits
@One-Eye the wildcat instead*
*smashes a bottle of scotch on both their heads*
*Both look at each other that start throwing food together at One-Eye :D
Oi! I'll take an Cuba Libre!
*Grabs the drink and splashes it on Tungro*
You will regret that lassie!
*Throws fork at Keva*
That's no way to treat a lady. *grabs tungro and slams his head into the table.*
Quote from: Tungro on June 07, 2019, 07:47:07 PM
You will regret that lassie!
*Throws fork at Keva*
*Gets hit in the arm with the fork* I've been skewered!
Talk to jack at the hospital.
Quick! I need pain relief!! :D
Here! *Hands Keva some Root Beer*
I did not get shot by a Teletubbie but there is Jack to do that for them. RIGHT JACK!?!?! >:(
In my defence you shot a rocket at me.
*Timidly enters* Do you by any chance have some cold milk or juice available that I might quench my thirst.
*ITS MAH EX WIFE!
SHOOT IT!
Aaah! *Hides under the counter*
*pulls shotty*
pls no kind sir
*chuckes*
*Hides behind Russa*
*Grabs a small spoon to defend myself*
Pick thy poison.
Uh...mild poison ivy?
I meant like beer, wine, vodka, ect.
Orange juice?
*Walks in* U know I never got to drink my Root beer! :D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 09, 2019, 02:11:41 AM
Orange juice?
"Incorrect" *Pulls out machete and throws it at the counter*
Yikes! U almost hit One-Eye! :D
He is already dead...
B-but what about my Root beer?! :D
NO.
*appears behind paul* I'M STILL ALIVE! *Shoots paul in the face*
*Collapses starts saying last words* "Did you not have a FUNERAL?!?!?!?!
Yes. They thought I was dead, but unlike
@Delthion, I went for the head.
Hahaha
Hmm?
@One-Eye the wildcat Pretty sure you're not going to get much business. Not many people around who are old enough to get in.
Might I suggest setting fire to the place to claim insurance?
No way!
It's too bloody.
I'd like a Tom Collins please.
Can I have something non-alchoholic that isn't water? What are the options for those of us who are underage?
Redbull lol
... Something without caffeine please.
The service here is quite terrible it seems.
*Still waiting for Root beer* :D I like this place tho!
Can I please have an orange juice? *Scoots five quarters and two pennies across the counter* I hope that's enough, it's all my mom gave me.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 15, 2019, 05:22:05 PM
Can I please have an orange juice? *Scoots five quarters and two pennies across the counter* I hope that's enough, it's all my mom gave me.
It should be. *Swipes the coins* Those were for me, right?
Return those coins at once or I shall phone my mother.
*gets evryone their drinks*
Not russa's mom! I don't want to deal with her!
*Sips the refreshing beer* :D Has Russa's Mom been a customer here before? ;)There sounds like a story behind this ;)
Russa's mom is One-Eye's in-law sooo...
^It wasn't legal. He died before we could sign a marriage certificate...and I kicked his body down a mine shaft. It was very sad. Plus, y'all never got parental consent.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 15, 2019, 07:00:17 PM
*Sips the refreshing beer* :D Has Russa's Mom been a customer here before? ;)There sounds like a story behind this ;)
There actually isn't. ;D
*Drinks my orange juice*
Actually, the marriage certificate was signed as soon as the ship was sanctioned...so you did get the inheritance money. ;D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 15, 2019, 08:23:58 PM
Russa's mom is One-Eye's in-law sooo...
Wow! How did I forget that!? :D
Quote from: Delthion on June 15, 2019, 11:39:53 PM
Actually, the marriage certificate was signed as soon as the ship was sanctioned...so you did get the inheritance money. ;D
...she would've if One-Eye had died. Apparently he didn't though. :P
Nope, he's dead.
Quote from: Delthion on June 15, 2019, 11:39:53 PM
Actually, the marriage certificate was signed as soon as the ship was sanctioned...so you did get the inheritance money. ;D
Uh...that never happened.
Maybe u should tske it to court :P
Naw, I'ma kill Russia here and now!
*stabs Russa in the face 100 times.*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 17, 2019, 06:54:19 PM
Naw, I'ma kill Russia here and now!
*stabs Russa in the face 100 times.*
Yikes! Good thing I switched your knife with a retractable blade :D
Lol :laugh:
*Is still alive and well*
Thank goodness! :D
*pulls out another knife, checks to make sure it works and repeats the action*
Nooo! *Jumps on Russa and both of us go tumbling on the floor* Why r u trying to kill Russa!?!?!?
*deadpan look* Because I need to murder someone.
Because she was his 'wife'. *Duh* (not really)
But what would Russa's Mom think Skully? :D
That he's a psycho murderer?
U wouldn't want Russa's mom to come and teach u some manners would u? :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 18, 2019, 01:57:10 AM
U wouldn't want Russa's mom to come and teach u some manners would u? :D
*Gasp* Oh no! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! (Just kidding) :P
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 18, 2019, 12:43:31 AM
That he's a psycho murderer?
Hey! *throws soda can at jack*
Skully may be a murderer but that doesn't mean he's pscho! :laugh:
Yeah, psycho might be taking *too* far. :P ::)
I prefer the word sociopath.
Bloodwrathing
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 18, 2019, 07:26:36 PM
I prefer the word sociopath.
Sociopath is much more refined that psycho. :P
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 17, 2019, 11:35:51 PM
*pulls out another knife, checks to make sure it works and repeats the action*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 18, 2019, 12:08:37 AM
Nooo! *Jumps on Russa and both of us go tumbling on the floor* Why r u trying to kill Russa!?!?!?
I don't know why. I'm completely innocent!
I think I need to get a bodyguard.
I think because he doesn't want to be your husband.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2019, 03:17:32 AM
I think I need to get a bodyguard.
Skarzs would probably be a pretty good bodyguard.
If you bribe me I might be one too :P
Yeah, that might be wise, Russa :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 03:20:06 AM
I think because he doesn't want to be your husband.
That's likely.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 19, 2019, 03:23:30 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2019, 03:17:32 AM
I think I need to get a bodyguard.
Skarzs would probably be a pretty good bodyguard. If you bribe me I might be one too :P
I'm a little low on funds at the moment.
He accepts bribes in the form of reviews
Hmm, I'll consider it.
The reason I tried to kill you is because I'm crazy. No personal vendettas here! (Is that how you spell vendeta?)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 19, 2019, 04:59:35 PM
The reason I tried to kill you is because I'm crazy. No personal vendettas here! (Is that how you spell vendeta?)
It is vendetta
U just happen to normally be his target, Russa :D
(0_0)
Ah, okay then. I guess that makes me feel better.
Ehem. Could I have another drink please? I need to drown my many sorrows?... :P
Sure! What kind?
I'd like a mountain dew.
Things have been tough lately, I need something strong. Do you have chocolate milk?
*falls over laughing*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 19, 2019, 10:56:15 PM
Sure! What kind?
Hmm... things have been tough with me as well... Do you have any water?
Hey! I drink water when I'm stressed!
What be stressing ya?
I'd like a shot of sparkling cider please!
*pours the shot*
*Crushes glass*
You're supposed to say ANOTHER when you do that.
ANOTHER
*serves another*
Downs it ANOTHER
*INFINITE DRINK*
Chocolate milk, please.
Spiced rum
*Serves drinks* So, any of yall thinking about joining FF.net?
Already have. What about the rest o ye?
I plan on finishing a book that people will make fanfictions about. Thus, I shall not need to be on FF.net
Ooooh. O.O
*Drops mic.*
...... :D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2019, 06:08:38 PM
"Ey! There was no need for that! *Grabs a plate of grub* FOOD FIGHT!!! *Hits Keva with the food*
Ah am nae at av zurprized zat ziz topic turned intae a food fight. Iz it ztill gaein' on? (Ah didnae read av ten pagez o' it, only ze firzt zeveral) *Turnz tae ze bartender* May Ah 'ave an Irn-Bru pleaze? *Hovlz*
*serves drink*
Zankee! *Drinkz ze Irn-Bru*
Could I have a some normal water?
I get it.
I went to a bar last night, actually.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 22, 2019, 08:45:29 PM
I get it.
I went to a bar last night, actually.
*Gasp* (Just kidding.
I go to bars all the time. (Once again, joking.) :P
Ah vonder if zey 'ave Dumpzter Juice 'ere. (Ah dinnae vant any, but Ah'm juzt curiouz.)
Do they have lemonade in this joint? :P
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That's a lot of Zpam. :P
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Ah.
Whew it's hot out! I would like a shot of brandy!
Not sure how much that will help.
^^Haha :D True! Make it a water with lemon please ;)
Or a nice iced rootbeer please?
I think the bar-tender is a having a coffee break :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 02, 2019, 08:47:31 PM
I think the bar-tender is a having a coffee break :D
I needed to take a look at my mental health.
*serves drinks*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2019, 07:03:27 PM
Or a nice iced rootbeer please?
Sugar isn't so good on hot days. Keva's got the right idea.
*Enters the bar and shoots the place up*
Harahahahahahrhrhrhahrhahr
*dodges bullet and shoots jack in the face* You meanie! You shot up my bar!
Jack seems to have converted to my side.
*pokes head up from behind a table* Is it over?
Unfortunately, probably not.
*Hides in the bathroom*
Its over!
Ya'll can come out now!
*Drags jack outside to torture him* (OFFSCREEN, TAMMO!)
*Peeks head out bathroom door* Are you sure?
Yes. *hides buzzsaw, kalashnikov, freddy Krueger glove, and frying pan*
^-^ *Frantically nails boards over the bathroom door and hides in the cabinet under the sink*
*Grabs Keva, a copy of The Grey Warlord, and my stuffed bear and hides with Russa*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 10, 2019, 02:39:26 AM
Its over!
Ya'll can come out now!
*Drags jack outside to torture him* (OFFSCREEN, TAMMO!)
. . . Are you okay, One-Eye?
Lol :laugh:
Tammo advised being less graphic. SO he's doing the Deadpoop 2 re-release and doing all the bad stuff offscreen.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2019, 04:56:00 AM
*Grabs Keva, a copy of The Grey Warlord, and my stuffed bear and hides with Russa*
How thoughtful of u to bring a book ;)
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 10, 2019, 05:17:41 AM
Tammo advised being less graphic. SO he's doing the Deadpoop 2 re-release and doing all the bad stuff offscreen.
You mean "once upon a deadpool?" That was a bad movie. But yes, I am trying to do that, at least until I'm off the radar.
And Skarzles? No. No I am not.
*Iz zippin' 'iz Irn-Bru, hovlin' every couple o' minutez*
Quote from: PaulTheMarlfox on July 05, 2019, 06:52:42 PM
Jack seems to have converted to my side.
No, I just went insane for a moment.
:-
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 10, 2019, 04:56:00 AM
*Grabs Keva, a copy of The Grey Warlord, and my stuffed bear and hides with Russa*
Did anyone bring snacks?
Snack bar.
*Sits down at the bar, grabs whiskey, and chugs the entire bottle*
. . . Son, do you need someone to talk to?
As a licensed bartender, I am legally required to ensure that you consume no further alcohol.
Are you really?
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 20, 2019, 12:42:35 AM
. . . Son, do you need someone to talk to?
This is the whiskey talkin'.
Oh boy.
*finishes third bottle and is drunk out of my mind*
Do you ever feel like your life is one... Monumental screw-up?
*Is actually concerned for One-Eye.*
I dont. Because every moment in my life has made me what I am today. Your friend. Now... how shall we stop One_eye drinking... Maybe set all the alchohol on fire?
*Slides One-Eye a jug of chocolate milk*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on July 20, 2019, 09:44:20 PM
I dont. Because every moment in my life has made me what I am today. Your friend. Now... how shall we stop One_eye drinking... Maybe set all the alchohol on fire?
*Sobers up* Do NOT do that, not only would it put me out of buisiness, but it would also kill us all!
I got a loooooot off booze here.
Fiiine...
Phew! *wipes beads of sweat off forehead*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 20, 2019, 02:29:11 AM
Are you really?
Given that I'm not an adult, let alone old enough to drink, no, I'm not a licensed bartender. However, bartenders
are required by law to refuse alcohol to already drunk customers in certain countries (the US is, I believe, not one of those countries).
Also, I would very much like to be a bartender, likely as a job in college. The job intrigues me.
(I was going to say that I thought you were too young.)
I don't think it's by law, but they have the right to refuse service here.
Another thing, that may just be unique to my state, is that bars can choose to refuse to serve alcohol to someone who has a vertical drivers license. (The picture and info is printed vertically if the ID is given before their 21st birthday, making it easier to tell if they are underage.) I found this out after I was refused service, despite being the legal drinking age, which my license stated as being as of November 2018.
*pokes head in*
hey any of you guys seen a fat German baron? he likes to drink on Tuesdays
-_-
No...
Maybe...
Okay fine yes
Is he still here or did he leave?
Uhh...
Who is he?
great, well if you do happen to see a Fat german man please stop him he tends to think he is a supervillain while drunk
*looks around suspiciously*
Or he's just a guy who gets a German accent and plans to take over the world when he's drunk.
*Points at Paul*
I think he matches your description....
...{I took it out because it was a bad topic}...
Umm... Jack? I would advise to not speak of nazis.
Forget anything was said
he isn't a Nazi he just thinks he is a mad scientist while drunk.
who am I kidding he used to be a mad scientist.
Baron von Meiglkhampeneigervolk is his name do not bother trying to repeat that it took me a year and a half to figure out how to pronounce that. anyway if you do see him let him know that I need him back at the Manticore point.
I'll check in later
*walks out*
if you see him let him know I need him at Point Manticore
*Is laughing too hard to care.*
I'm gnna drown myself in beer now.
*goes headfirst into the barrel*
No. Stop. You're too young to die.
*Blows up the barrel*
Finally someone put me out of my misery!
*Is dead.*
*Gives One-Eye a glass a water* He lives!
*Pumps One-Eye's chest* Wake! Up! One-Eye!
*walks back in sees One-Eye*
what happned?
He crawled out of a barrel and Jack blew it up so that he couldn't drown in it, and he fainted. Poor lad must've had a bit too much to drink...
*facepalms and sighs*
come on lets get him to the hospital
Is there a stretcher nearby?
Here! *Grabs a wooden plank and covers it with a soft coat of fur* I've got one! *Grabs my Official Deputy Walkie Talkie* Let's call a Police Escort.
@Keva Strongbow
*nods and starts to put One-eye on the Stretcher*
*Pokes One-Eye to see if he woke up yet*
we could start CPR
Good idea! *Steps aside out of Kolman's way*
oh no medical personnel first mr. Infirmary Aide
But this is how you learn, Mr Initiate! ;D *Pushes Kolman forward*
*Pulls up on my motorcyle*
-_- Fine
*begins doing CPR on
@One-Eye the wildcat including mouth to mouth*
You're not doing it right.
*doesn't stop pumping One-eye's chest*
you can do it right then come over and help
*Takes over.* Go get an AED. Keva, we need an ambulance.
I'm on it!
@The Grey Coincidence we need the ambulance over here! We can pick him up One-Eye on our way to the hospital with out other patient! :D
Buy one beer for the price of two and get your second beer free!
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 25, 2019, 03:58:19 PM
Buy one beer for the price of two and get your second beer free!
Yes! On the house until One-Eye gets back!!! *Grabs drinks*
*shakes head disapprovingly*
What?.... I was grabbing some for One-Eye. *Pours some down One-Eyes throat* Rise and shine!
I think you might have just put the nail in the coffin for old One-Eye
*Gasp* We had better get him to the hospital fast! Where's our driver?!
*Watches in horror as they drown the person who already isn't breathing.*
*sighs*
Sebias go to your room
*Goes sadly to my room*
You'd better be sad.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 25, 2019, 06:55:57 PM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 25, 2019, 03:58:19 PM
Buy one beer for the price of two and get your second beer free!
Yes! On the house until One-Eye gets back!!! *Grabs drinks*
You still have to pay for the first.
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 25, 2019, 03:58:19 PM
Buy one beer for the price of two and get your second beer free!
*Eye twitches open*
Where am I?
He lives!!!
Well, what it look like?
*Squishes One-Eye.* Oops.
AH!!! *Pulls the swole troll off of One-Eye* We need a medic!!!
*Orderz anozer Irn-Bru, und hovlz*
Ssshhhhh. . . Let him be.
Skarzles, I will say that you have ROYALLY messed up by squishing me. I'm immortal, remember?
Nope.
Lol :laugh:
My fist doesn't care about immortality.
*Gasp* How cruel!
I don't discriminate when I squish. Men, women, children, mortals, gods, snails that sexually identify as ammonium nitrate, I'll squish 'em all.
Vot aboot cooked Sushi?
I will rip you apart, skarz. I will reach inside your brain, and screw with it so much, you will question the very fabric of reality. Soon, you will be begging me to kill you.
I need a vodka.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 28, 2019, 03:12:25 AM
I will rip you apart, skarz. I will reach inside your brain, and screw with it so much, you will question the very fabric of reality. Soon, you will be begging me to kill you.
Silly One-Eye.
Could I have a Root Beer?
*serves drinks*
*Drinks Root Beer* *Burps* Excuse me.
Anozer Irn-Bru, pleaze! *Hovlz*
I need to hire more staff.
Need a bouncer?
That's my job.
true, the swole troll is hard to beat,
*cracks knuckles
*Cracks neck.*
*Cracks sword paw* I expect a bar fight.
*rolls up sleeves
*chugs a whiskey*
*spits
*Leers*
*breaks bottom off bottle
*Draws sword*
gulp
*grabs knife off table
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 01, 2019, 09:50:27 PM
*Cracks neck.*
Guys, you don't understand, I don't have a neck. . .
Call am anbalamce
nah :)
*tackles One-Eye while he is distracted
*punches tungro in the face*
What has happened while I've been gone?
I have no idea.
Who runs this place? I've gotten no service the whole time I've been here. Can I speak to the manager? I'm about to write a bad review on Yelp.
All a hoe needs right now is a mojito really
One-eye runs it.
Quote from: Kitsune on August 04, 2019, 04:15:19 PM
Who runs this place? I've gotten no service the whole time I've been here. Can I speak to the manager? I'm about to write a bad review on Yelp.
All a hoe needs right now is a mojito really
*Pulls AK-47 and sword* whats this about a bad yelp review?
Lol.
*Slowly takes a sip of Root Beer and gulps loudly*
*walks over to the bar and leans on it with both elbows, looking
@One-Eye the wildcat directly in the eyes, adding a confident smirk*
Can I have a mojito, please?
Well, you asked nicely. *serves drinks*
*Asks nicely* Could I have a full cask of soda?
*Raizez pav* Can Ah 'ave anozer Irn-Bru pleaze?
*serves drinks*
Zankee! *Beginz drinkin' ze Irn-Bru*
Is anybody drunk?
Ah doubt it, unlezz zey're a liquid. *Pointz tae an 'alf-full glazz o' vater* Zat bloke o'er zere lookz loike 'e moight be.
HIAG is.
Skarz, would you like to work for me at the bar?
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 31, 2019, 07:30:53 AM
HIAG is.
Nyet, Ah dinnae drink (or conzume) alcohol. Ah'm juzt a crazy nutter tae begin viz.
*decides to be adventurous and order a fruit punch*
*serves drinks* how is that adventurous
*Whispers* Does she mean a fruit's punch? Is that even possible?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 09, 2019, 03:21:57 AM
*Whispers* Does she mean a fruit's punch? Is that even possible?
Daez ziz mean ye're vone o'
Ze Whispererz, Sebias?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 08, 2019, 04:15:25 AM
*serves drinks* how is that adventurous
*Gulps drink* Whew, that pineapple really has some zing ;D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 11, 2019, 03:31:06 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 09, 2019, 03:21:57 AM
*Whispers* Does she mean a fruit's punch? Is that even possible?
Daez ziz mean ye're vone o' Ze Whispererz, Sebias?
*Whispers*
Shh...
*pokes head in topic*
Ahh
*gets out of topic*
*runs away*
maybe I'll just stick to the kidoe topics...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 05:24:44 AM
*pokes head in topic*
Ahh
*gets out of topic*
*runs away*
maybe I'll just stick to the kidoe topics...
That won't save you. Nothing will, really.
O.O
Don't worry Lass, leaving here will save you.
oh, Yaaaay! I think!
And yet you return.
no, I'm still gone..
*Walks up to the bar*
@One-Eye the wildcat you still got some of that rot beer?
Can I have some more chocolate milk?
/me helpfully passes Russa more chocolate milk
*Walks into the bar.* Friggin' OOOWWWWW!!!! Who put that there?!
It wasn't me, I promise!
*Dusts cobwebs off the bar*
Yes.
Rot beer. Also, do you serve any food? I'll take a nice fish sandwich with a little toast sprinkled on top.
Fishes? Lassie like fishes! (Not irl)
*Squints* Good to know. *Reaches for plastic club...* (Ah. That's a shame)
/me nods happily, seeming not to notice the club
(Infant Lass likes them because she's an otter-squirrel)
*Slowly lifts club and... takes a bite* Mm. The fiber.
O.O
*Picks splinter out of tongue*
That looks painful.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 30, 2020, 01:08:27 PM
/me helpfully passes Russa more chocolate milk
Thank you. *Drinks the chocolate milk*
*Zree Termitez valk in*
Hello! Do you want some chocolate milk?
*Zey begin eatin' ze bar*
Well that's rude.
O.O
/me hides under a table
*Ze Termitez activate barrierz vhich reflect ze zhotz*
Rude and high tech.
*Quietly drinks chocolate milk through a bendy straw*
*Leans over and swipes Russa's bendy straw* Mine! You stole it!
Lies! This bendy straw has been in my family for generations. It is a priceless heirloom. *Snatches back the bendy straw*
Seb, as your mother through marriage I request that you leave Russa alone.
*Ze Termitez rezume eatin' ze bar*
One-Eye permission to open fire?
Did zomebeazt mention FIRE?
*Zetz fire tae Scott'z 'air, und zen hovlz*
*Snatches the bendy straw
and the drink and uses them to put out the fire*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 08, 2020, 07:10:07 PM
Seb, as your mother through marriage I request that you leave Russa alone.
That is just plain wierd. XD But fine. *Sniffs, plopping the precious bendy straw on the bar*
*Jumps forward and grabs the bendy straw* Thank you, sir. *Retreats to a corner with my chocolate milk*
I, uh... I think someone misplaced the milk from your drink. It was probably Kade. He's a tricky chook.
*Glances into my empty cup* How rude of him! *Walks behind the counter and grabs a gallon of chocolate milk from the fridge* *Leaves three dollars in pennies in the fridge as payment and goes back to my corner*
*Deals out a deck of cards*
Oooh, what are you gonna play?
*Dips one of the cards in salsa and eats it* Hmm? Poker. You in?
Yes...of course... *Gags* Oh, no! I forgot. I promised my mom I'd help her with her...uh...embezzlement schemes. Sorry, maybe another time. *Quickly exits*
*Eye twitch. Slowly... eats another card*
*Watches* O_O
The sky outside begins turning red
Winged creatures are patrolling the air
Dark forms are slowly making their way to the Bar
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 09, 2020, 07:21:33 AM
Yes...of course... *Gags* Oh, no! I forgot. I promised my mom I'd help her with her...uh...embezzlement schemes. Sorry, maybe another time. *Quickly exits*
Your mum has embezzlement schemes? That's pretty neat.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 09, 2020, 06:53:41 AM
I, uh... I think someone misplaced the milk from your drink. It was probably Kade. He's a tricky chook.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 09, 2020, 07:02:51 AM
*Glances into my empty cup* How rude of him! *Walks behind the counter and grabs a gallon of chocolate milk from the fridge* *Leaves three dollars in pennies in the fridge as payment and goes back to my corner*
It was me. I'm not going to apologize.
How cruel! I am betrayed on every side!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 11, 2020, 11:12:24 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 09, 2020, 07:21:33 AM
Yes...of course... *Gags* Oh, no! I forgot. I promised my mom I'd help her with her...uh...embezzlement schemes. Sorry, maybe another time. *Quickly exits*
Your mum has embezzlement schemes? That's pretty neat.
Yes, but don't tell anyone.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2020, 07:06:53 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 09, 2020, 06:53:41 AM
I, uh... I think someone misplaced the milk from your drink. It was probably Kade. He's a tricky chook.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 09, 2020, 07:02:51 AM
*Glances into my empty cup* How rude of him! *Walks behind the counter and grabs a gallon of chocolate milk from the fridge* *Leaves three dollars in pennies in the fridge as payment and goes back to my corner*
It was me. I'm not going to apologize.
That's...not very nice.
THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...
*Throws a cup at Magatzu* PEOPLE ARE TRYNA DRINK HERE!
*Throws my chocolate milk at Magatzu*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 13, 2020, 02:10:29 PM
THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...
k
*Magatsu is hit by various drinking paraphernalia*Fine then... Allow me to leave my own drinking buddy...*a Shadow enters and takes physical form*Spoiler
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/1d/Baal.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20190328075521)
Baal (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/1d/Baal.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20190328075521)
:
(Baal Form)Baal Attacks!Baal uses Vacuum Wave真空波A strong wind bursts into the bar, knocking everyone over
*Hides behind a chair* He'll never find me here.
I am unable to see the photograph.
Same.
/me ignores Magatsu because if you don't react, he's powerless, plus he's using powerplay, making his posts invalid
Assorted Shadows are beginning to gather outside
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2020, 10:08:22 AM
/me ignores Magatsu because if you don't react, he's powerless, plus he's using powerplay, making his posts invalid
*Looks at all of Teers posts* Uhhhhhhh.........
Ooo! I can do dat too! /me imitates Scott's expression
*Unleashes Keyblade and drives the shadows out.*
*just wants a good drink for the day*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 14, 2020, 10:44:04 AM
*Magatsu is hit by various drinking paraphernalia*
Fine then... Allow me to leave my own drinking buddy...
*a Shadow enters and takes physical form*
Spoiler
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/1d/Baal.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20190328075521)
Baal (https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/1/1d/Baal.JPG/revision/latest?cb=20190328075521)
Enemies:
1 Shadow: (Baal Form)
Baal Attacks!
Baal uses Vacuum Wave
真空波
A strong wind bursts into the bar, knocking everyone over
*Pulls a double barreled shotgun out from under the bar*
Buy a drink or get a 10 gauge slug to the face. You're bothering my customers.
*Ze real Ba'al (https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Ba%27al) appearz, along viz innumerable ozer clonez o' 'imzelf*
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/f/f1/Ba%27al_Clones.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/720?cb=20180406055524)
(Ztargate SG-1, anybeazt...?)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1135277817334288391/-7XyfwZz_400x400.jpg)
Baal requires a goblet of Ayamur...
Ye could zay 'pleaze'...
Baal refuses to talk to anyone of a lower rank...
(EMPEROR REQUIRED)
*Ze Ba'al clonez begin talkin' und arguin' incezzantly*
*Struts in* How may I help you, my gracious subjects?
Apparently that thing only talks to emperor's sooooo......
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 30, 2020, 09:08:33 PM
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Baal requires a goblet of Ayamur...
Eat yer footses! I a gog!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 01, 2020, 01:10:00 AM
Apparently that thing only talks to emperor's sooooo......
M'kay.
*Slides up to the thing* Ey.
What do you want from me?
Drinks. *Drops coins* On the house.
Thanks...
Baal fills his goblet and takes a sip...
*Turns to the bar* Well? Where's my milk?
So this is the Outside...
Never thought that it would be this...
Dull
Quite so. *Studies floorboards*
Tell me, what do you find so precious about this world?
What is precious about this world you ask?
I'll tell you; each sunrise promising a new day, the beauty of this world as it continues to grow and thrive, a cold day spent by a fire with family while drinking some hot coco, the adventures that little dibbuns get into everyday. There is plenty more but I doubt you will listen.
...
I have overthrown kingdoms, seen the rise and fall of empires...
This...
Is new...
Why do you value your peace so much, that you would fight for it?
Quote from: Kolman on December 01, 2020, 01:46:59 PM
What is precious about this world you ask?
I'll tell you; each sunrise promising a new day, the beauty of this world as it continues to grow and thrive, a cold day spent by a fire with family while drinking some hot coco, the adventures that little dibbuns get into everyday. There is plenty more but I doubt you will listen.
Well said!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 01, 2020, 09:12:52 AM
Quite so. *Studies floorboards*
Good work! *Gives Seb a degree in floorboards*
An alter drops into the bar.
*DUNG BEETLES OF ALL AGES BEGIN TO DEVOUR EVERYTHING*
Filthy creatures...
KNOW YOUR PLACE!
真空波
A strong wind erupts within the bar, knocking everyone (and everything) over
Baal begins attacking the beetles
*Pulls out his revolver* I JUST WANT A DRINK!
.../me Slides a pint o'er to Scott
*Baal continues to dismember the beetles*
*A news reporter comes running* Ooh! The story potential! Could y'all keep still for a minute? I need a quick photo. *Click* Thank you.
*Ball squashes the last beetle*
I have no idea how the Egyptians held these filthy creatures in high regard...
Who decided to build this place on stilts?
I guess they thought it would set a higher standard if they raised the bar.
Harharhar.
I thought it was funny too. ;D
Quote from: Verdauga on December 04, 2020, 02:56:23 PM
I guess they thought it would set a higher standard if they raised the bar.
Very punny.
(https://i.redd.it/67ppcmbz3rr21.jpg)
Three*
*High five*
*Misses the high five and gets slapped*
(https://en.meming.world/images/en/thumb/b/bc/Mike_Wazowski-Sulley_Face_Swap.jpg/300px-Mike_Wazowski-Sulley_Face_Swap.jpg)
You can't help the other Scott at this point.
*Sits up* Which me?
*Looks back and forth* That one. *Points*
*Looks at the dead fly with a Scott face* Oh....
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 04, 2020, 11:44:40 PM
(https://en.meming.world/images/en/thumb/b/bc/Mike_Wazowski-Sulley_Face_Swap.jpg/300px-Mike_Wazowski-Sulley_Face_Swap.jpg)
:P^
I meant a different Scott for the first one.
Scott's the other Scott.
Lol! He is right there! *Points at the fly*
*Sighs.* No, he's
. . .
/me starts eating a soda can
Hey! Spit that out!
*Infant Ebby snatches the soda can from Infant Lass and passes it to Scott* Happy birfday.
/me has been cut by the soda can when it was snatched from her.. Infant Lass ignores that and climbs into the bin to find more food
I'm surrounded by idiots...
A creature of intelligence and sees me for what I actually am! *Salutes Baal*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 05, 2020, 01:09:31 AM
*Infant Ebby snatches the soda can from Infant Lass and passes it to Scott* Happy birfday.
Thank you! *Takes the can*
Quote from: lass of something much on December 05, 2020, 03:09:41 PM
/me has been cut by the soda can when it was snatched from her.. Infant Lass ignores that and climbs into the bin to find more food
C'mere! *Picks up Lass by the scruff of her neck* What am I gonna do with you?
/me would answer, but she has her mouth full, so she just stares at Scott, rather terrified
*Sets Lass down and bandages her cut* Okay Lass.....What are you eating? Is it edible?
/me has a shoelace hanging out of her mouth.
Spit.....
/me shakes her tiny head
Your fath!
......*Looks at his stomach* Spit that out and I'll give you something you want.....buuuut only if it's safe and you'll use it for the correct purpose......K?
/me spits out a tissue and grins
I's foods! I hung'y
Ah yes. I understand this now. *Does not understand.*
/me tries to find more "food"
*Picks up Lass and puts her on his shoulders* Soo.....Watch want?
*Offers a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newton Bartm to Scott and Lass.*
/me swollows the broken glass
No! Bad! Lass.....Verdauga can ya get that piece out before she starts choking please!
*Snaps fingers/claws/paw-beans*
*Opens hand/paw/claw/phalangenal hub to reveal the shard of glass.*
Ta-da.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 07, 2020, 10:09:23 PM
No! Bad! Lass.....Verdauga can ya get that piece out before she starts choking please!
/me starts to sob
To be faor, choking was not her only worry.
*Infant Ebby cautiously sniffs at an abandoned glass of beer*
/me has a sore stomach
This is why you ain't supposed to eat trash, Lassie. To be fair, you got your just desserts with that stomacheache... oops, pun!*did not mean that* *is sorry now*
*Offers the some energy bars.*
Quote from: lass of something much on December 07, 2020, 10:18:20 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 07, 2020, 10:09:23 PM
No! Bad! Lass.....Verdauga can ya get that piece out before she starts choking please!
/me starts to sob
*Hugs Lass* (WHAT DO I DO?)
/me is tired and hungry
(Calm down, that's what!)
Quote from: lass of something much on December 08, 2020, 04:02:48 AM
/me is tired and hungry
(Calm down, that's what!)
*Panik*
(I do not know that....)
/me starts munching on the tip of her tail
*Withdraws the Rootin', Tootin' Super Newtontm and hands Lass a bowl of warm stew.*
*sigh*
*Baal pulls out a fish and hands it to Lass*
Chew on this...
Just don't choke on any bones...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 08, 2020, 07:26:43 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on December 08, 2020, 04:02:48 AM
/me is tired and hungry
(Calm down, that's what!)
*Panik*
(I do not know that....)
DON'T PANIC! If you don't know something, ask the Guide.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 08, 2020, 12:52:51 PM
*Withdraws the Rootin', Tootin' Super Newtontm and hands Lass a bowl of warm stew.*
T'ankoo
/me sips the stew
No prob.
*Infant Ebby accidentally dips her nose into the abandon glass of beer and sneezes*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 09, 2020, 12:28:08 AM
*Infant Ebby accidentally dips her nose into the abandon glass of beer and sneezes*
Don't drink that, or you'll end up like me.
*Infant Ebby tilts her head* But I's already like you. We's both cats!
/me makes a gun shape with one paw, then uses the other to cover one eye
Pew! Pew! You'm all gonna dies!
Er, Lassie, you're covering your wrong eye. It's the other one.
Are you sure? It looks fine to me...
Wat?
Pew! Pew! Booooommmm!
Ten out of ten Lass!
Yay! I donna d'ink now!
No! Lass! Stop!
...Why?.... :(
Because! That stuff isn't meant for human or animal consumption! One-Eye has a strong immune system k?
I is st'ong too!
*Picks up Lass* Yes! Your strong! But not as strong....
But...But..
Well?
I st'ong nuff!
Give it a couple hundred years ok?
/me climbs down Scott's armour
*Follows Lass to wherever she is going*
/me sips the beer Ebby was looking at
*Waits for it*
(For what?)
(Beer tastes like toilet water...)
(Infant Lass is tasting most things for the first time, also, this is NZ beer)
(Which I haven't tried...)
/me drinks it
*Waits*
/me gets stuck
Nonono!
/me is stuck
Lass....Off! Now!
*Walks into the bar.*
*SMACK* OW!
*passes Verdauga some peppermint tea* That'll be one pound (of anything, currency or weight).
Quote from: Booklover on December 22, 2020, 07:13:57 PM
*passes Verdauga some peppermint tea* That'll be one pound (of anything, currency or weight).
*Hands Booklover a pound of Osmium.*
*Stops with paw midair*
*Sets the pound of lizard fat down*
My 'ead all fuzzy..
No! LAAAASSS!
What- is it?
You drank beer! That is not good!
I can' feel my paws
Gah! *Slaps himself*
/me staggers around giggling
Rrr! *Picks up Lass*
/me places her paw on Scott's face, then bursts out laughing
Lass....Stop....
/me is drunk
LASS!
/me bottom lip trembles slightly
*Sighs* Well....Looks like we got another One-Eye.....Knife training starts tomorrow.....
(You're the one who didn't stop her :P)
(Well...That's another hunter....)
/me has fallen asleep while hanging by the arm
*Takes Lass to the ship and starts selecting a knife for her*
(Let's move this elsewhere :giggle:)
(Ight!)
(Infantry thread?)
(Mmm....Why not?)
*Gets on the bar*
*Warbles a tune*
CB-1 has entered and proceeds to scan the area
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 24, 2020, 11:25:37 PM
*Sighs* Well....Looks like we got another One-Eye.....Knife training starts tomorrow.....
Hey, I only drink absolut vodka, not beer!
B̷̪̆W̷͇̬̠͖̥͕̳͕̰͑́ͅȄ̴̡̡͙̳̩̫͈̗̃̇͒̂̐̓͊͗̕͝ͅÈ̶̡̢̡͚̼̗̭̺̺̤̞͉̝͙̉̏͘̕͜Ṗ̸̜̯̣̭͕̱̤̂̉̊͗̃͛̅̃͘͝ ̴̧̛͓̪̻̜̱̙̬̤̣̖̘̘̓̐̾̒̌̓̀̀̀̿̌̐͜B̷̢̧͓͓̜͖̟͓͙̫̟̜̯̔͆͗̓͂̾͌̃̓̌͛̓͐̿͊͝Ȁ̴̢̢̞͖̟̳̗̫̰͔̀̓͌̍̍͝ ̷̡̨̧̛̺̬͕̺̼̩̦̓̑͑́̐̕ͅͅḂ̴͓͕̟̝̲̫͕̜̼͜W̷̗̤̦͛͑͗̆͘Ȩ̷̨̞̺̰͔͍̦̠̼̟̜̤̙͊̽̇̂͜͜͝͝E̶̡͕̩̖̭͕̣̪͓̠̜̅̆̿̈́͂̉̄̊̓͌̏̕̚͝͝Ė̵̡̝̝̬̪͚͖̰̮̓̈́̌̀̎̕͜͠͝Ẻ̴̛̬̣̬͉̇̂̇͌̆͊̉́̂͘̕͘Ë̴̛̤̟̟̠́͂́͛͑̔̄͒̈́̉P̶̬̲͈̻̰̤͖̭̹͕̫̠̋́͒̈̍͛̊̽̀̋̉͜͝ ̵̡̘͔̼͓̬̫̯̩̳͙͎̯͂̇̀̔̾͆̏̑͘̕̚͜͠B̵̼̱̫̘̏̌̏̊͆͌̌̿̋͋̓Ę̵̳̦̿̍͌́̆̚Ȩ̵̛͆̈́͋̋̌̉̎E̷͔̻̙͔̯̱̙̯͖̯̼͎͐̃͆̃͂̃̑̎̂̋̿̕̕̚E̷̹͑Ȇ̷͜Ȅ̴̛̩̂͗̈́̾̌̿Ṕ̷̛͇̓͆̈́͆̊̾͒́ ̴͕̂̊͒́͒̈́́͂̈́̾̆̈́͘̕͝ͅ
CB-1 begins tracking it's target
OooOoo! Who?
Whatever enemy greengrocers have. (if you can work out what I'm referring to, well done you)
*looks at Russa's status* That's what I am.
*High-fives Flib*
*Changes status*
*Dances a jig into the bar.*
(What kind of jig? An Irish one?)
(A Kade one ^-^)
::) :giggle:
*Notices suspicious movement in the far left corner under the oak table next to Kade*
*Doesn't notice suspicious movement in the far left corner under the oak table next to Kade*
*A myzteriouz tickin' noize ztartz*
*Flips over bar...
...using my thumb*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 25, 2021, 09:55:36 PM
*A myzteriouz tickin' noize ztartz*
I know what it is... does that mean it's no longer mysterious and so can't be the mysterious ticking noise?
(No, it's Kadie Wadie's tea kettle.)
(I have a tea kettle?)
(...is it magic?)
(Yes you do. Remember? You're a ghost that comes to our attic on-the-clock, and you have a teakettle that makes hissing and ticking noises. Whether it's magic or not is your choice.)
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2021, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 25, 2021, 09:55:36 PM
*A myzteriouz tickin' noize ztartz*
I know what it is... does that mean it's no longer mysterious and so can't be the mysterious ticking noise?
Tiz nae langer a myzteriouz tickin' noize- Tiz a poipe bomb!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 26, 2021, 05:10:00 PM
(Yes you do. Remember? You're a ghost that comes to our attic on-the-clock, and you have a teakettle that makes hissing and ticking noises. Whether it's magic or not is your choice.)
(Ah, I just didn't realize the teakettle was mine. I thought it was y'alls. ;D)
(Well, technically it's Bookie's, because she came up with the idea first.)
...Except ze pipe bomb juzt exploded it intae variouz bitz und piecez. Ach...
They do tend to do that
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 26, 2021, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2021, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 25, 2021, 09:55:36 PM
*A myzteriouz tickin' noize ztartz*
I know what it is... does that mean it's no longer mysterious and so can't be the mysterious ticking noise?
Tiz nae langer a myzteriouz tickin' noize- Tiz a poipe bomb!
I knew it!! IKNEW SOMEONE WOULD POST THAT- though I thought Bookie would do it..
(I take it the video's from Harry Potter or HHGTTG?)
Tiz Harry Potter Puppet Palz. Zey're a zeriez o' videoz vhere ze Harry Potter characterz get intae variouz formez o' trouble und zituationz.
Ah. Makes sense.
*Has not watched or read any of Harry Potter*
*Has read a few books*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2021, 05:42:12 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 26, 2021, 05:36:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2021, 12:57:09 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 25, 2021, 09:55:36 PM
*A myzteriouz tickin' noize ztartz*
I know what it is... does that mean it's no longer mysterious and so can't be the mysterious ticking noise?
Tiz nae langer a myzteriouz tickin' noize- Tiz a poipe bomb!
I knew it!! IKNEW SOMEONE WOULD POST THAT- though I thought Bookie would do it..
Haven't I posted it before? I know I've referenced it a lot.
I meant a few of the HP books XD
Harry Potter is great! ;D
It is.
Indeed.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 07, 2019, 05:19:57 PM
I got shot by a Teletubby!
Dunno what happened to sebbie here.
It was the
Eldertubby.
Did ye look under zere...?
*looks for zere* Is he missing, too?
*Sighs and sits at the bar*
*Offers to buy Lass and Flib drinks*
Oh, thanks! I'll have a lemonade, please.
*Stares in through a nearby window.*
*Pointz* Did ye look under zere...?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2021, 04:20:29 PM
*Stares in through a nearby window.*
*a nearby window stares in through Kade*
*Slaps Kade*
...
*Again*
That's a good way to get eaten.
Indeed? :laugh:
*Eats Ally.* Indeed!
Soooooo...what'll you do about this...
*Slaps Kade*
How is this thread still active
> - >
Why wouldn't it be...*Sus...*
Quote from: Ally046 on June 29, 2021, 02:30:05 AM
Soooooo...what'll you do about this...
*Slaps Kade*
Why you so slappy?
I'm slappy happy. ;D
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 29, 2021, 04:21:43 AM
How is this thread still active
It's a masterful thread, is there anything wrong with that?
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/26uf4JMeuLpt0gpwY/giphy.gif)
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/QWiNwJA.gif?noredirect)
Ze bartender zayz, 'We don't serve time travellers here.'
A toime traveller valkz intae a bar.
Well, a toime traveller and a time traveler are two different things.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 29, 2021, 04:21:43 AM
How is this thread still active
We're all still sad slobs with nothing to do but drown in debt.
Oh dear. Lass is drowning. :(
*Pokes Lass*😟
*Zrovz 'er a loife jacket, along viz a cookie*
*Throws Lass a rope*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 03, 2021, 02:55:24 PM
Oh dear. Lass is drowning. :(
Nae, kiddo, not yet. only wish ah was..
*Gets hit in the face by a rope*
....
................................
...One-eye, please shoot me..
Ok. *Pours Lass a shot of unidentifiable liquid* Tell me your problems, maybe I can help.
You want some orange juice, Lass?
Quote from: Ally046 on July 04, 2021, 09:53:34 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 04, 2021, 06:08:50 AMunidentifiable liquid
If it's clear, it's probably vodka...
If not, it's something else...
I'm more of a whisky guy myself anyways...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 04, 2021, 06:08:50 AM
Ok. *Pours Lass a shot of unidentifiable liquid* Tell me your problems, maybe I can help.
I meant-.... I guess this works too..
As for the problems, it's not really one big problem that can be pinned down, it's an accumulation of little problems that pack up and weigh a soul down...Ya know?
Yeah.
Plus, seeing all these no longer newbies goofin' about is so...Bittersweet. It brings back memories of friends now departed and time I'll never get back..
Time well spent.
And badly spelt.. *Sighs*
And the worst...
Quote from: lass of something much on July 05, 2021, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 04, 2021, 06:08:50 AM
Ok. *Pours Lass a shot of unidentifiable liquid* Tell me your problems, maybe I can help.
I meant-.... I guess this works too..
As for the problems, it's not really one big problem that can be pinned down, it's an accumulation of little problems that pack up and weigh a soul down...Ya know?
...Lass... are you really old enough for that drink? I think it's rakija...
Dinnae drink und droive...ye moight zpill yer drink!
It isn't too bad if it's water, but definitely not alcohol. And hot drinks can spill.
(Yes, I am aware that drink-driving is alcohol before or during driving, but still.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 05, 2021, 01:21:21 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 05, 2021, 06:14:55 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 04, 2021, 06:08:50 AM
Ok. *Pours Lass a shot of unidentifiable liquid* Tell me your problems, maybe I can help.
I meant-.... I guess this works too..
As for the problems, it's not really one big problem that can be pinned down, it's an accumulation of little problems that pack up and weigh a soul down...Ya know?
...Lass... are you really old enough for that drink? I think it's rakija...
Welcome to the cellars kid- *Finishes her drink*
Where no one cares
*takes away the rakija*
I'm not no one, but I care a lot about yo... well, about One-eye's drinks getting wasted... mostly...
*already finished the unidentifiable drink*
yo one-eye, what was that anyway? It was really goo- *passes out for an unknown reason*
*it was rakija*
*Left the money for the drink which was somehow the right amount *
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 05, 2021, 03:02:40 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on July 04, 2021, 09:53:34 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 04, 2021, 06:08:50 AMunidentifiable liquid
If it's clear, it's probably vodka...
If not, it's something else...
I'm more of a whisky guy myself anyways...
You aren't old enough to drink either. õ_õ
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
*already finished the unidentifiable drink*
yo one-eye, what was that anyway? It was really goo- *passes out for an unknown reason*
Motor oil and vodka. *drinks half the bottle and passes out on the bar*
Quote from: VerdYou aren't old enough to drink either. õ_õ
Not necessarily, under-age can drink is some situations.
I had alcohol for the first time at like...six?I swear it was legit legal, and I didn't have enough at that time to be harmful in any way.
Sus.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
*already finished the unidentifiable drink*
yo one-eye, what was that anyway? It was really goo- *passes out for an unknown reason*
You better wake yourself up or imma have to save you in the traditional Otterbadger fashion.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 06, 2021, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
*already finished the unidentifiable drink*
yo one-eye, what was that anyway? It was really goo- *passes out for an unknown reason*
Motor oil and vodka. *drinks half the bottle and passes out on the bar*
You too, punk.
*Quietly drinkz a bottle o' Irn-Bru*
*Is out like a light*
*Descends upon the poor creature.* Heimlich HOOOOOOOOOOO *Heimlich maneuver activates with gusto.*
*Is now out cold with broken ribs*
AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE *Healing Heimlich intensifies.*
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, please. Huh, it's pan.
*pays with an American Express card (actually with a favour of writing in the Guide)*
By the way, do you know if the Sandwich Man is anywhere near? Or is the earth going to be destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass in twelve minutes? Huh, this one's bi.
*Can not feel the pain Kade is causing her due to the al- nono juice*
*sits in the corner and takes a swig of whisky*
Five hours later....
*Wakes up with a pounding headache*
*Attempts to sneak away...*
*Stands up, before flopping over, clutching her skull as jolts of pain shot through it*
I helped.
*Coughs out blood due to her lungs being punctured by her shattered ribs*
There there child, it's all better now.
*Cripples to the floor in pure pain*
I told you and told you not to drink that. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.
*Calls an ambulance*
*considers using healing lightning on Lass, but is too lazy to snap his fingers to summon it...*
*Revitalizes Lass.*
I really just need to have that copied to my clipboards.
XD
Lass, please listen next time.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 07, 2021, 06:24:27 PM
I told you and told you not to drink that. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.
I was fine until Kade tried to help...I just had hang over..
You just drank a thing of rakija, you mean.
Kade broke all my ribs, and punctured my lungs. Nothing to do with the drink.
You shouldn't have drank it anyway. You could have broke it over Kade's head.
*Looks over the bar at One-eye, who still seems to be out like a light*
Oof, that doesn't look comfy.. *Poofs a mattress under him*
You might smother him with that poofy mattress.
On the other hand, I don't seem to remember him passing out, but maybe I just didn't notice.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 30, 2021, 07:54:18 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 07, 2021, 06:24:27 PM
I told you and told you not to drink that. NEXT TIME LISTEN TO ME.
I was fine until Kade tried to help...I just had hang over..
At least you understood that my goal was to help. Most don't seem to realize.
Like me. But I never realise anything.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 30, 2021, 08:09:05 PM
You might smother him with that poofy mattress.
On the other hand, I don't seem to remember him passing out, but maybe I just didn't notice.
He's fine
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on July 06, 2021, 04:15:19 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 06, 2021, 01:01:28 AM
*already finished the unidentifiable drink*
yo one-eye, what was that anyway? It was really goo- *passes out for an unknown reason*
Motor oil and vodka. *drinks half the bottle and passes out on the bar*
Why motor oil? I thought it was bleach, gasoline, and vodka. (I believe that was the original recipe, anyway.)
What can I say? Curiosity killed the cat
He had it coming, drinking all those random chemicals
Like iocane powder?
I suppose so, but if he kept drinking it (the bleach-gasoline-vodka) in order to become immune to it, he would have died long ago.
Cats have nine lives.
That is why he stayed alive up until now, yes.
Cats also have a Schrödinger life.
What's that?
When they're both alive and dead at the same time.
Then he's only mostly dead.
Slightly alive.
Half and half, really.
Not half and half. Vodka doesn't work that way.
How would you know? Not that I know.
Two halves make a whole. Jump through the hole and you're out.
It's the end of a riddle.
Quote from: Booklover on July 30, 2021, 09:57:43 PM
How would you know? Not that I know.
I mean, alcohol eventually will kill you, if you keep drinking it all the time. But yes, mostly dead is slightly alive.
I don't drink alcohol. Being, y'know, not yet 18.
I know that, and I don't drink it either.
Good.
*drinks some lemonade*
I don't drink alchohol, being, y'know, somewhere in my nebulous 20's.
Fair. You're legally allowed to, though.
Quote from: Booklover on July 30, 2021, 10:03:52 PM
Good.
*drinks some lemonade*
Make sure it's not hard lemonade.
It won't be.
Ice lollies were invented when lemonade froze.
Really? *grabs a rot beer, shakes it up, and splatters it in Kade's face, as paybacks for that other thread.* ;D ^-^
*Le dodge.* You were asking for it there though.
Rot beer or root beer?
Which thread?
Remember the food fight thread?
Both.
All of the above? None of the above?
Multiple choice questions were decent.
It's rot beer, which is the same as root beer, only half as sweet and twice as fizzy.
The thread with Kade's drink-vending machine, the one that he swallowed, you know. (Argh...can't remember the title...)
Yes, I do remember the food fight thread. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT???
You. :giggle:
Also, the cat ain't dead, he's breathing and his tail just moved
Oh. You opened the box.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 31, 2021, 04:24:31 AM
You. :giggle:
Also, the cat ain't dead, he's breathing and his tail just moved
"The cat" hasn't been on in ages. (Unless you've seen him on Discord.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 01, 2021, 01:32:23 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 31, 2021, 04:24:31 AM
You. :giggle:
Also, the cat ain't dead, he's breathing and his tail just moved
"The cat" hasn't been on in ages. (Unless you've seen him on Discord.)
The cat is judging you.
*Jumps in fright and poofs onto the fridge, hissing*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 01, 2021, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 01, 2021, 01:32:23 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 31, 2021, 04:24:31 AM
You. :giggle:
Also, the cat ain't dead, he's breathing and his tail just moved
"The cat" hasn't been on in ages. (Unless you've seen him on Discord.)
The cat is judging you.
The cat can't juge me, because this isn't Sebias's courthouse. ;D
*Hisses at Flib and bares her fangs*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 01, 2021, 08:14:12 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 01, 2021, 07:59:19 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 01, 2021, 01:32:23 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 31, 2021, 04:24:31 AM
You. :giggle:
Also, the cat ain't dead, he's breathing and his tail just moved
"The cat" hasn't been on in ages. (Unless you've seen him on Discord.)
The cat is judging you.
The cat can't juge me, because this isn't Sebias's courthouse. ;D
Well, lawyers have to take the bar exam, right? So maybe that's what this thread is actually for.
(My sister and I were drinking lemonade earlier today, and talking about all sorts of things, and I told her about Ally's "hard" lemonade, and she thought it was hilarious. ;D)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 02, 2021, 12:11:43 AM
(My sister and I were drinking lemonade earlier today, and talking about all sorts of things, and I told her about Ally's "hard" lemonade, and she thought it was hilarious. ;D)
*pulls gun*
I am no longer asking.
Give me the recipe.
Cilantro.
Okay, so hear me out: you need wheat and cocoa seeds. Put the cocoa seeds in the middle of the table and a wheat on either side of it. That will give you cookies.
What?
Yeah, I know! It was so cool to be able to craft them!
What? I couldn't hear you out.
Oh, Minecraft.
*Ze next pozter getz mauled by Jawaz, zpat on by Banthaz, und zen zat on by a large Hutt*
Ach...
*The previous poster gets fed to a sarlacc.*
*Uses my knowledge of jawese to escape mauling.*
*Hisses and falls off the fridge*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 03, 2021, 05:47:32 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 02, 2021, 12:11:43 AM
(My sister and I were drinking lemonade earlier today, and talking about all sorts of things, and I told her about Ally's "hard" lemonade, and she thought it was hilarious. ;D)
*pulls gun*
I am no longer asking.
Give me the recipe.
Ask nicely, in Russian if you want, but as long as you're asking nicely.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 04, 2021, 01:43:45 AM
*The previous poster gets fed to a sarlacc.*
*Uses my knowledge of jawese to escape mauling.*
*Zrovz Mandalorian armour intae ze Zarlacc, cauzin' it tae zpit 'im up*
Gain' by yer pozt, ye avoided gettin' mauled by ze Jawaz, but ztill gaet zpat on by Banthaz und zat on by a large Hutt. Ach...
*takes an umbrella along*
A Rodian walks into the bar. 'OUCH!', he says.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Might be for the bantha spit.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 04, 2021, 08:52:54 PM
A Rodian walks into the bar. 'OUCH!', he says.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Surely he didn't go in Solo?
He went in Third Person Singular Past Tense Active.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 04, 2021, 02:38:03 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2021, 11:06:34 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 02, 2021, 02:26:13 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 01, 2021, 09:36:53 PM
*Hisses at Flib and bares her fangs*
*Tosses a banana at Lass.*
*Now has a banana stuck to her fangs*
*Squeal of rage*
Heh.
Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2021, 01:48:44 AM
*Hisses and falls off the fridge*
Heh. *Waves enchanted fork and levitates Lass before she can hit the ground.*
*Tries to comment on the mocking of pain, but still has a banana on her fangs*
*is hissed at*
The mocking of pain? From the Princess Bride?
*thinks for a minute*
"You mock my grief?
I died that day."
Awful serious for a Cellars thread, perhaps, but
Spoiler
She still didn't know who the man in black was, yet.
You mock my pain.
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
;D
"Inconceivable!" the Sicilian cried.
The Spaniard whirled on him."Stop saying that word."
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 04, 2021, 08:56:15 PM
Might be for the bantha spit.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 04, 2021, 08:52:54 PM
A Rodian walks into the bar. 'OUCH!', he says.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Surely he didn't go in Solo?
Vho drank ze zhot firzt zough...?
Depends on if a certain somewhat chubby older fellow has any say in the matter.
May'apz Jango Fett vill come, und bring 'iz 'ead.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2021, 03:06:46 PM
Depends on if a certain somewhat chubby older fellow has any say in the matter.
XD
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 04, 2021, 02:53:09 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 03, 2021, 05:47:32 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 02, 2021, 12:11:43 AM
(My sister and I were drinking lemonade earlier today, and talking about all sorts of things, and I told her about Ally's "hard" lemonade, and she thought it was hilarious. ;D)
*pulls gun*
I am no longer asking.
Give me the recipe.
Ask nicely, in Russian if you want, but as long as you're asking nicely.
рецепт пожалуйста
I'm proud of ya, man.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 06, 2021, 03:46:52 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 04, 2021, 02:53:09 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 03, 2021, 05:47:32 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on August 02, 2021, 12:11:43 AM
(My sister and I were drinking lemonade earlier today, and talking about all sorts of things, and I told her about Ally's "hard" lemonade, and she thought it was hilarious. ;D)
*pulls gun*
I am no longer asking.
Give me the recipe.
Ask nicely, in Russian if you want, but as long as you're asking nicely.
рецепт пожалуйста
*gives One-Eye the recipe*
*Floats into a wall due to Kade's enchanted fork power*
*shoves Kade's fork through the wall, to see if it can demolish stone*
*But ze vall turned oot tae be a cake, und it zcreamed loudly*
*screams louder* THE CAKE IS STILL A LIIIIEEE!!!
(I love how my references to a game I've never played are now being used by someone who probably hasn't played the game either.) Apart from the game I just lost, that is.
*steals the cake while nobody is looking* Mmmm, carrot.
*Viz ze vall na' mizzin' due tae zomebeazt ztealin' it, ze entire buildin' collapzez*
:/
One-one just sittin' here watchin the chaos grow like mold
:giggle:
Quote from: Booklover on August 07, 2021, 07:39:08 PM
(I love how my references to a game I've never played are now being used by someone who probably hasn't played the game either.) Apart from the game I just lost, that is.
*steals the cake while nobody is looking* Mmmm, carrot.
Oi! Now I just lost it as well! >:(
*Pulls herself up from the wall, where she was splatted*
Sooo.....What's next?
Eyyy
*finger guns(not the killing kind)*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 09, 2021, 01:35:30 AM
*Pulls herself up from the wall, where she was splatted*
Sooo.....What's next?
More chaos.
Perhaps.
How though?
:)
Ziz iz 'ov (VARNIN'- Mild Language!):
*Ze Gremlinz droive a znov plough trough ze bar*
Oh no, Flib died from a misunderstanding.
A pity. Vho getz 'er room?
Dibs.
Who gets Kade's room?
Dibs.
Ah, wait, your funeral was in the other thread.
When did we have rooms, anyway?
*Shrugs.*
We've had testing chambers for a while. They did get taken over by a sentient robot who flooded them with neurotoxin that caused the insanity that is the Cellars.
They were taken over by Jukka?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on August 11, 2021, 07:25:15 PM
We've had testing chambers for a while. They did get taken over by a sentient robot who flooded them with neurotoxin that caused the insanity that is the Cellars.
Then the testing chambers became the Chambers of Torture and Torment during the (fortunately short) reign of Nerek, who was eventually overthrown, although the chambers are still there.
Wik
I got drunk last night (IRL)
Yuck. Zat iz vone zin' Ah vid never vant tae dae. Ah really dinnae vant tae vake up viz an avful 'eadache in ze mornin', und nae remember vot Ah did ze previouz noight (und pozzibly 'ave done zummat regrettable vhilzt drunk durin' zaid toime).
I wasn't that drunk, it wore off after a few hours, and I was just at home VCing woth One-eye, so the only really stupid thing I did was Change the server name to Frog Farm, and the picture icon thing to a chibi anime person.. I also changed half the people's nicknames to random junk and giggled a lot. And I do that stuff without being drunk, so....Yeah....There were no bad side effects.
Oh, I also deleted #general
Laaass, I am concerned for you.
I mean, we got some good puns out of it.
Totally worth it
Ach... Juzt dinnae dae any droivin' vhoilzt yer drunk, eh?
Couldn't even if I wanted to. Plus, I don't plan on being a drunkard, I just tried it once
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 13, 2021, 12:25:08 AM
Ach... Juzt dinnae dae any droivin' vhoilzt yer drunk, eh?
That's my job.
Bad. No.
Good. Yes. 🙃
How 'bout no.
Lass is too young to drive.
So's One-eye. They're both too young to drink, I believe. -_-
Mmhmm.
Aye. Und anozer reazon tae nae drink und droive: Ye moight zpill yer drink!
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2021, 02:46:10 PM
So's One-eye. They're both too young to drink, I believe. -_-
Really? Isn't the driving age in America 16? There's no way One-eye is younger than that.
He's 5...I mean 15
Quote from: Verdauga on August 13, 2021, 02:46:10 PM
So's One-eye. They're both too young to drink, I believe. -_-
In NZ, I can drink with parental consent, I just can't buy it.
One-eye is the same age as me? I cannot believe that.
His profile says he enjoys driving, and that his age is 1017 (which, without any other knowledge, I'd have taken to mean 17).
1017 is actually what appears to be a glitch when a user clears the age parameters from their profile. Doesn't occur to all users, oddly.
I think he owns it at this point.
Quote from: Booklover on August 13, 2021, 10:58:49 PM
One-eye is the same age as me? I cannot believe that.
His profile says he enjoys driving, and that his age is 1017 (which, without any other knowledge, I'd have taken to mean 17).
He drives around his grandad's farm if my memory serves..
It seems I perceive everyone as my age except for the people who actually are.
Hah, that's kinda funny
I perceive everyone as younger than me until proven otherwise ;D
Yes, but you're ancient.
Sez u
Quote from: lass of something much on August 13, 2021, 11:38:08 PM
I think he owns it at this point.
Quote from: Booklover on August 13, 2021, 10:58:49 PM
One-eye is the same age as me? I cannot believe that.
His profile says he enjoys driving, and that his age is 1017 (which, without any other knowledge, I'd have taken to mean 17).
He drives around his grandad's farm if my memory serves..
Correct
:D
Yay! I got something right among a flood of failures!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 19, 2021, 05:49:12 AM
:D
Yay! I got something right among a flood of failures!
*sigh*
What did I tell you about self-depreciation
O.O
*Hides behind the fridge*
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!
*Grabs Lass.*
I will.
*Has been grabbed*
*Feels trapped*
*Screams internally*
Mum had some with me, so I would think so...
Hemnt
Wot?....
One crowbar please.
@One-Eye the wildcat give this man his crowbar
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2021, 02:23:28 PM
One crowbar please.
Alright, Mr. Freeman.
*gives crowbar*
.....Huh...I didn't think that'd actually work..
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Does that make you Maddie?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 26, 2021, 01:43:42 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 25, 2021, 02:23:28 PM
One crowbar please.
Alright, Mr. Freeman.
*gives crowbar*
*Jumps in place excitedly, then dashes off to fight head crabs.*
....One-one, I fear for that crowbar
Quote from: Booklover on August 26, 2021, 10:17:33 AM
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Does that make you Maddie?
No...Nonononononooooooo...No.
Maddie is a marysue
Quote from: lass of something much on August 26, 2021, 04:59:42 PM
....One-one, I fear for that crowbar
Quote from: Booklover on August 26, 2021, 10:17:33 AM
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Does that make you Maddie?
No...Nonononononooooooo...No.
Maddie is a marysue
Don't worry about him, Mr. Freeman will be fine.
Are you sure?....Cause I sure ain't..
*Dashes by the bar, tossing things about with his gravity gun.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 27, 2021, 03:21:27 PM
*Dashes by the bar, tossing things about with his gravity gun.*
Oh dear.
*Is now floating somewhere above the fridge, and away from her baby pickles*
*Tvaz at ziz point zat gravity decoided tae take ze day off, und zae everybeazt und everyzin' began floatin' in ze air*
*Floats toward a spinning ceiling fan* Oh no.
Oh yes.
*Shuts off the ceiling fan.*
*Is still just trying to reach her pickles*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 01, 2021, 11:44:03 AM
*Shuts off the ceiling fan.*
Hey, it's stuffy in here! *Turns the ceiling fan back on.*
*A Butterfly balloon zat juzt 'appened tae be in ze room getz pulled intae ze fan und torn up*
Zat actually 'appened vone toime yearz agae on me birzday (or a day or tva near it)- Ah 'ad gaetten a Butterfly balloon, zae Ah vanted tae make it fly by puttin' it in me room und turnin' ze fan on. Ze above 'appened. Ah vaz majorly upzet... Ach...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 01, 2021, 05:19:23 PM
*A Butterfly balloon zat juzt 'appened tae be in ze room getz pulled intae ze fan und torn up*
Zat actually 'appened vone toime yearz agae on me birzday (or a day or tva near it)- Ah 'ad gaetten a Butterfly balloon, zae Ah vanted tae make it fly by puttin' it in me room und turnin' ze fan on. Ze above 'appened. Ah vaz majorly upzet... Ach...
Rip
That is what happened to it, yes.
*Grabs Russa's foot so she won't be execute*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 02, 2021, 12:17:09 AM
*Grabs Russa's foot so she won't be execute*
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^_^
No prob fam. Want some pumpkin pie?
I wouldn't trust pumpkin pie from a bar, personally.
Vot aboot from a brick?
A brick like Jason's brick?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 07, 2021, 02:51:05 PM
I wouldn't trust pumpkin pie from a bar, personally.
I made it myself!
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Cancer Rehabilitation Services?
That is surely it.
I'm speechless by this revelation.
*Floats about the room*
*Zeveral Termitez nibble voraciouzly at ze bar*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 07, 2021, 02:27:26 AM
No prob fam. Want some pumpkin pie?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 08, 2021, 02:40:06 AM
I made it myself!
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Yes! That looks delicious!
*Floats a piece of pie over to Russa*
:(
Why so sad?
He wanted to eat it instead.
Haha! Take that, KADE
Take that LASS
*flings the pie at Lassie*
:( x2
*Gives Kade a smiley face.*
*Gives Kade a sad face*
*Gives Kade a pie in the face*
*Cries because she spent hours making those pies and now they're being wasted*
*Eats the remaining pies to make Lass feel better*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 16, 2021, 02:15:37 PM
*Cries because she spent hours making those pies and now they're being wasted*
No they're not, they're being put to good use. Also I appreciated my birthday pie. ^-^ Did it taste good?
If you're gonna throw pies, use mud pies, or bought pies, not homemade pies, because you don't realise how it takes so long to learn to get that pastry right, and EVERYTHING
I do, actually, having helped my mom make pumpkin pie for Halloween every year for three years. But throwing pies isn't a waste as long as you hit your target properly.
Did you make the pastry? Or just buy stuff?
Also, it's still a waste.
We bought the ingredients, yes. I remember the pumpkin made a huge mess. And Mom made the pastry.
It technically isn't a waste, because this is the Cellars, so the pie wasn't real. And in the Cellars, we have food fights all the time, and you never object to them.
Your mum made the pastry, not you, so you don't understand the pain of trying to get shortpastry perfect.
Well she was in a very bad mood when it tore for the eighteenth time.
And besides, why are you making short pastry in a bar?
*Tvaz at ziz point zat ze Termitez 'ad cheved ze bar tae ze point zat ze entire zin' collapzed, und everyzin' crazhed ontae ze floor, food, creaturez, und av*
*Vaz floatin' in ze air quietly, und zae remainz daein' zaid action*
*Was tethered to HiAG, so didn't fall.*
*Pullz oot a pair o' zcizzorz, und cutz ze tether...Verdauga fallz tae ze floor*
*...or at least, to the end of the second tether.*
*Replaces the first tether with a chain.*
*Cutz ze zecond tether, und zen bitez trough ze chain viz major Weasel bite force*
*Turns on grav-boots, and floats beside HIAG.*
=_=
*Floats far into the clouds*
That'd be the ceiling.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 19, 2021, 08:08:25 PM
*Turns on grav-boots, and floats beside HIAG.*
=_=
Juzt az lang az yer nae 'auldin' on tae me viz a tether or zummat. *Quietly continuez floatin' in ze air*
*Is trying to sulk, but happens to be upside down, so the effect is somewhat lost*
Iz ok.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 20, 2021, 09:18:43 PM
*Is trying to sulk, but happens to be upside down, so the effect is somewhat lost*
HA it looks like your smiling
*Ze Termitez move on tae voraciouzly eatin' ze floor*
*Gives a termite a friendly pat*
Where's my flamethrower?
The termites have it.
*Burning corpse gives a thumbs up* Evidently
*double checks to make sure One-Eye didn't post that*
>_>
:trollege:
*grabs the flamethrower from the termites and fires at Kade, who, being a floofball, is (hopefully) highly flammable*
*Is canonically immune to fire, and can actually control it.* This is nice :)
Aw that's not faaaaair
;)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 24, 2021, 07:31:15 PM
Aw that's not faaaaair
Life's not fair. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 24, 2021, 07:03:31 PM
*Is canonically immune to fire, and can actually control it.* This is nice :)
What if I headcanon that you aren't immune to fire?
Headcanon is equal to wishful thinking, in my humble opinion ^-^
Canon is canon, Bookie m'gel.
But what counts as canon?
^-^
Canon is generally whatever the fans consider canon. So what do your fans think is canon?
Kade has fans? Does he live in an AC vent?
Do you, Kade?
*Zetz fire tae Kade'z 'ead*
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Much scary. So traumatize.
Yeeeaahh.. Can confirm, having your hair on fire is not fun
Well, our lives certainly don't seem to be boring.
*Ze Termitez 'ave avmozt finizhed chevin' trough ze floor*
But what's the floor ever done to the termites?
Quote from: lass of something much on September 27, 2021, 06:32:20 AM
Yeeeaahh.. Can confirm, having your hair on fire is not fun
And how did you escape from that hairy situation?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 27, 2021, 08:18:29 PM
But what's the floor ever done to the termites?
Tiz made o' vood, und zey loike tae eat vood. Alzae- it zent zome very rude emailz tae zem recently.
Ah. That might be terminal fir the floor. Termites are mighty.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 27, 2021, 11:03:47 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 27, 2021, 08:18:29 PM
But what's the floor ever done to the termites?
Tiz made o' vood, und zey loike tae eat vood. Alzae- it zent zome very rude emailz tae zem recently.
No, that was me. I detest termites.
Aye, but ze floor did taae.
Then the floor is my best friend. And I won't let irritating little bugs destroy my best friend, so there! *sends another rude message to the termites*
Actually, the floor is lava.
That explains why my feet are burning.
That, and the athlete's foot.
Oh, I treated that years ago.
*Finger guns.*
*shoots Kade with finger guns that are the killing kind* ^-^
*Dodges.*
*dodges what?*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 30, 2021, 01:31:05 PM
Then the floor is my best friend. And I won't let irritating little bugs destroy my best friend, so there! *sends another rude message to the termites*
*Ze Termitez mark av emailz from Flib az 'Zpam'*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 30, 2021, 03:16:43 PM
Actually, the floor is lava.
Aye, but zeze Termitez 'ave zome lava Vorm DNA in zem, zae zey eat lava along viz vood...
Quote from: Verdauga on September 30, 2021, 05:17:48 PM
That explains why my feet are burning.
If ye could fly zat vidnae be 'appenin'.
Or he could put his feet on the table.
Ze Termitez ate ze table az a znack zeveral 'ourz agae...
Oh no, that table was supposed to be put on trial.
*sits on the table so it won't run away from the trial* HOLD STILL YOU EVIL SPECIMEN OF A HIGHLY INCONVENIENT PIECE OF FURNITURE
And yes, tables are highly inconvenient, I can eat just fine sitting on the floor.
...Except ze floor vaz ztated tae be lava, zae...
*Vaitz vhoilzt ze logic in ze room zlovly coughz und eventaully zputterz oot o' exiztence*
*Splashes some lava on Kade.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 07, 2021, 02:18:46 AM
...Except ze floor vaz ztated tae be lava, zae...
*Vaitz vhoilzt ze logic in ze room zlovly coughz und eventaully zputterz oot o' exiztence*
I hate learning logic, it's a waste of time and it's boring
I beg to differ.
Plea denied
YOUR FACE denied.
Lozt
Organisational
Greek
Iz
Carbon-fuelled
Ah, yes, the truest acronym.
It's not logical though.
From your point of view, perhaps ;D
Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
-Ze 2nd Doctor, Doctor Vho
Doctor Who.
Doctor who?
Doctor Who.
*Putz a fez on Kade*
I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Fezzez are major!
He'd be cooler if he wore a fez.
He ought to wear one, he's from Turkey.
*Bumpz ze topic tae zee if tiz ztill aloive*
*It movez*
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*walks into bar (ow)*
*downs a bottle*
*leaves and refuses to elaborate*
*elaborates*
Oh? Tell me more.
*walks in*
I'd like the strongest water you have
*Rill getz cruzhed by a very large block o' oice*
Ach, ye did azk fer zat...
*Isn't enjoying being dead*
Vho zaid ye vere dead? Ye juzt gaet cruzhed by a very large block o' oice.
The ice likes you, Rill.
*Stops playing dead, but is still very stuck and his wings have been crushed by the ice*
(And no I don't want some ice to ease the swelling :giggle: )
Well even if you don't want it, you've got it ^_^
*Ze oice meltz zuddenly in vone zecond, drenchin' Rill in cold vater*
Well, no use in crying over spilt... water....
*leaves the bar cold, injured, and alone*
::)
*A friendly Fizh vho iz alzae alone follovz 'im, zae zey can boz be alone togezer*
*poofs in, heals Rill and gives him a towl*
*poofs out*
*Poofs back in to grab a cider*
*Thanks Lass for her kindness, but still leaves the bar in case something else happens to his persons*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on November 11, 2022, 07:15:47 PM*Thanks Lass for her kindness, but still leaves the bar in case something else happens to his persons*
*Ze friendly Fizh ztill follovz 'im*
*Is feeling kinda hungry...*
*Ze friendly Fizh regurgitatez a boxed-lunch, ztill in ze box und in perfect condition, und offerz it tae Rill*
*Isn't hungry anymore*
*Ze friendly Fizh zhrugz und zvallovz ze boxed-lunch back doon again*
O_o
Alrighty then... Guess Friendly fish has it under control
What's it?
IT iz a book by Stephen King, vhich 'az 'ad at leazt tva film/mini-zeriez adaptationz. Ah've zeen ze more recent duology moviez, az vell az ze aulder tva-part minizeriez viz Tim Curry az Pennywise Ze Dancin' Clovn.
Ah'm guezzin' from Lass' ztatement zen zat ze friendly Fizh 'az IT- zat iz, Pennywise Ze Dancin' Clovn- under control. Unlezz Ah'm mizunderztandin' ze ztatement, vhich vid mean zaid clovn iz ztill looze. Ach...