The mushroom pasties are hot and more often than not,
I'll scoff them down three in a mouthful, wot wot,
Unless, that is, friends, my appetite extends,
Then four will do nicely, four will do nicely, and some other delicious odds n' ends, wot wot wot!
An' as for dessert, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt,
To try a nice raspberry flaaaan, wot wot,
Or a meadowcream scone, eaten down by the pond,
An' be sure not to forget, be sure not to forget, the good old rai-ai-son bran, wot wot wot!