The seed grows into a tree. But now it is just a seed.
Thank you for this lesson in dendrology.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 14, 2020, 01:57:02 AM
Thank you for this lesson in dendrology.
Dude, you come up with, like, the best responses.
Skarz is adept at pointing out the obvious in creative ways.
That describes it pretty well.
*Is laughing out loud.*
Quote from: Matthias720 on February 14, 2020, 04:01:36 AM
Skarz is adept at pointing out the obvious in creative ways.
Go forth, Matthias. I have no need for you here. And as for your statement regarding Skarzs pointing out obvious "truths", I'm afraid you are quite false.
*Is sleeping on top of the seed.*
*The seed remains away from Kade*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 14, 2020, 12:36:10 AM
The seed grows into a tree. But now it is just a seed.
Unless I steal it.
(In order to steal it, though, one must get past the slumbering Otterbadger that lays atop.)
*Burns the surrounding three square miles.*
(Well, somebody overreacted :laugh:)
*The tree is spawning far from the populace*
Trees need water and sunlight (and time) to grow. That doesn't work if an Otterbadger is sleeping on top of the seed, or if somebody steals the seed so they can hide it somewhere far, far away (not necessarily long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, but somewhere far, far away).
So what is the point of this tree?
Perhaps you are too narrow-minded to understand.
*Is not a part of the populace.*
Untruther.
Kade, you are speaking to me here. You are part of the populace.
I am separate from the populace. As are you.
I am rising. You are falling. Therefore you belong with the rest. (The populace)
*Burns a five-mile swath on the edges of the three-square mile destruction zone.*
*Verdauga can't harm anything at this time*
This is amusing.
*Burns Sheev*
*Dodges*
So boring.
I'm laugh-crying at this entire thread. ;D
Do not pretend you have no fear for the consequences, Jukka.
Sheevie, does this have something to do with the bronze trees?
Quote from: Verdauga on February 14, 2020, 10:28:45 PM
*Burns Sheev*
My influence is rubbing off, I see. Should I feel pride or guilt?
Wow, just, Wow...
Alrighty then.
*Is tilling the burnt ground.*
I find it funny how you all are so happy in your pathetic situations.
We are ignorant of our pitiable states. Thus we are not miserable.
Will the smol populace submit?
As there is no 'smol populace', the smol populace can't exist. If you mean us, the answer is never.
That's cute.
The swoll populace won't submit either because our swollness won't allow it.
*Burns the freshly tilled ground.*
Why? just Why?
To keep the weeds from growing. It's not that weird.
Ouch. (I don't even know what you just did to him but it sounds painful)
Das a sicc berne.
O_0
I still don't know what it means to 'German suplex someone into the ground'.
Neither do I. :P
Oh... :laugh:
@Kade Rivok, what exactly did you do to Skarzs? We are confused.
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/german-suplex-gif-16.gif)
Ow. That looks...nasty.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2020, 02:49:09 AM
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Ah! ceep your shert on!
I don't wear shirts. . . I thought you knew.
Also, that move isn't much harmful to someone with no neck.
Ew...just Ew.
What?
This is why I use a cleaver. such martial arts are so unrefined.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 17, 2020, 04:07:21 AM
I don't wear shirts. . . I thought you knew.
Also, that move isn't much harmful to someone with no neck.
I wasn't trying to harm you really, but I do find it humorous that you're now planted about chest deep in the dirt. ^-^
Also, who needs shirts?
You do.
Your sketch disagrees :laugh:
I'm saying you need one, not that you're wearing one. -_-
Nah. *A certain song about shirts and how I don't need them begins to play.*
aaaaaaaahh............um............Ew
You tell him, Lass.
*covers eyes*
*Is not ashamed.*
fuew
My brothers (the younger ones, usually) often go around our property with no pants(both meanings of the word) on as well as no shirts. So I'm used to partial nudity.
*pukes*
Don't go to Rome, then, Lass.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 18, 2020, 03:30:17 AM
My brothers (the younger ones, usually) often go around our property with no pants(both meanings of the word) on as well as no shirts. So I'm used to partial nudity.
Oh dear.
Ew Ew Ew EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All kinds of naked examples of the male and female form, and all carved in stone.
Yeah, that's a bit much.
It's a bit much that I'm saying it?
No, that's fine. But I don't particularly want to see all that.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEw!
Lass, calm down!
*hides*
Haugh.
This thread got interesting while I was away.
Can't wait to see what Sheev's response is.
Lass thinks his response will be archery. I'm scared.
vat?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:30:48 AM
Lass thinks his response will be archery. I'm scared.
Don't be. It takes a long time to learn how to shoot a longbow accurately.
He might have been practicing in secret.
He? ::)
Yeah, Sheev? You don't think he is a he?
Sheev is not even on this page.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 18, 2020, 02:41:42 PM
Can't wait to see what Sheev's response is.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 18, 2020, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:30:48 AM
Lass thinks his response will be archery. I'm scared.
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:30:48 AM
Lass thinks his response will be archery. I'm scared.
Don't be. It takes a long time to learn how to shoot a longbow accurately.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 03:20:41 PM
He might have been practicing in secret.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 04:00:58 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 18, 2020, 02:41:42 PM
Can't wait to see what Sheev's response is.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 18, 2020, 05:57:26 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:30:48 AM
Lass thinks his response will be archery. I'm scared.
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:44:51 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 07:30:48 AM
Lass thinks his response will be archery. I'm scared.
Don't be. It takes a long time to learn how to shoot a longbow accurately.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 03:20:41 PM
He might have been practicing in secret.
:o
Indeed :laugh:
-_-
That's Kade's thing.
It is a slightly different situation, but does this still apply?
Quote from: Booklover on February 09, 2020, 09:55:30 AM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on February 09, 2020, 05:00:34 AM
In the olden days of the forum we all had signature attacks. Defenestration was, and still is, mine. Anyone else who does it is a THIEF and shall be punished accordingly (with defenestration, in case that wasn't clear).
What if our signature attack is using other people's signature attacks?
Quote from: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 04:52:38 PM
That's Kade's thing.
no it's not. dogeing is Kade's "thing"
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHH.
Would you prefer it if I put it in a spoiler?
It was a halfhearted scream. I'll let you infer what you will.
I think he likes it.
Ew! *throws up*
...now I know why Ebby hates you so much...
I know, I'm pretty great, huh?
I didn't know 'being hated' meant someone was great. Learn a new thing every day.
Haters gonna hate.
I don't actually hate anyone here. Sometimes I say I do, but I don't actually. By the way, what-
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 05:19:40 PM
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IS THAT???!!!
A doge. An extremely muscular doge.
Mm.
That's what she said, a doge.
A Shiba Inu is the dog used in the doge meme.
We are aware -_-
Stop interrupting my over-explaining.
;D
Anyway, as I was saying, the doge meme uses improper orthography to get its point across, with phrases like "much doge, very meme, wow."
;)
Improper? You proletarian, you're obviously unable to comprehend true art.
Hah!
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PUMPKINS
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(https://www.redduckpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/SquareWatermelon-768x327.jpg)
The stalks look like snakes.
Maybe they're just snakes that ate square pumpkins.
that was a sssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 20, 2020, 02:33:02 PM
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TᕼᗩTᗷ IՏ ᗩ ᗯᗩTᗴᖇᗰᗩᒪOᑎᗴ
It is indeed a watermelon. Japanese variety, I should think.
If I'm not wrong, they're grown in boxes to make the cubic shape, so that they're easier to keep in a fridge.
Yep. I heard the Japanese started that and use that tactic the most, as ovalesque melons take up more valuable fridge space.
Wow.
Neat, huh?
*Goes to sleep on top of the seed again.*
*moves Kade off the seed*
*Waters the seed* *Puts on some calming music to help it focus on growing*
*The seed sprouts and spawns a portal, which allows the puppet army to walk through and destroy the folks that would oppose Sheev*
Oh.
Ya done goofed, Russa.
I feel like killing you, Sheev. That was a beautiful plant, but you twisted and withered it for your own nefarious purposes.
Let him be. We have the puppets to worry about.
Bow or knives? Hmm...
Actually, tho, Sheev informed me that he had been about to post that even before Russa posted, so it isn't even her fault.
*Tubes of granite 453.65x678 are dropped from the sky releasing exactly 98835 puppets each*
*is buried in puppets*
That is oddly exact.
Honestly, the granite will probably do more damage than the puppets.
*The puppets begin to consume Ebantu*
*Starts whacking the puppets with a small wooden spoon*
Quote from: Lady Amber on February 25, 2020, 02:00:07 AM
Actually, tho, Sheev informed me that he had been about to post that even before Russa posted, so it isn't even her fault.
Just how predetermined are his posts??
See, none of this would have happened if SOMEONE *looks
@Ebantu the Kararehe* didn't drag me off the seed.
*Double takes and looks back at Eb.* *Sighs.* *Whips out enchanted fork and magical spoon, using the fork to blast the puppets off of her while using the spoon to cast a healing spell on her.*
You'll be ok, Eb, this is good healing magic.
*As the healing is finished, casts a high-level protective shell on Eb and himself.*
Stay safe now!
*Charges the puppets, blasting them left and right with magic and muscle.*
Meh.
Thanks and sorry, Kade. I should have respected that you had your reasons. *stands beside the otterbadger and begins shooting puppets*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 04:23:33 AM
See, none of this would have happened if SOMEONE *looks @Ebantu the Kararehe* didn't drag me off the seed.
*Double takes and looks back at Eb.* *Sighs.* *Whips out enchanted fork and magical spoon, using the fork to blast the puppets off of her while using the spoon to cast a healing spell on her.*
You'll be ok, Eb, this is good healing magic.
*As the healing is finished, casts a high-level protective shell on Eb and himself.*
Stay safe now!
*Charges the puppets, blasting them left and right with magic and muscle.*
Err...did you just?....l.....funch....
I recently acquired a magical spoon in a different thread. So yeah, I have that now as well ;D
*Burns the puppets.*
Good call.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:13:25 PM
I recently acquired a magical spoon in a different thread. So yeah, I have that now as well ;D
In other words, I gave it to you.
*Begins tilling the puppets, some still moving, into the ground.*
But then they'll grow into puppet trees and become even more powerful.
*Finishes tilling and begins burning the freshly tilled puppet-soil.*
*Sheev notices Verdauga playing* Wow, you actually think you burned my puppets. *Laughs* *Two pillars of granite are dropped from the sky* *The granite pillars release 8,746 puppets each*
*Uses one of the granite pillars to whack attack the puppets, squishing many of them.*
I take it my apology was accepted. *helps destroy puppets*
But of course, you needn't have apologized in the first place! *Plays whack-a-mole with the puppets.*
What's whack-a-mole?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 03:13:25 PM
I recently acquired a magical spoon in a different thread. So yeah, I have that now as well ;D
er...*hands Kade my black knife*
*steals black knife and uses it to kill all remaining puppets (even though they all died already)*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:22:36 PM
What's whack-a-mole?
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Wooooow.
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:26:57 PM
*steals black knife and uses it to kill all remaining puppets (even though they all died already)*
*Booklover is devoured*
You are evil, Prince of Darkness and Misery.
*Burns the granite boxes.*
*Burns a few more puppets for good measure.
*Knocks Sheev into next week.*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 25, 2020, 07:51:18 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:26:57 PM
*steals black knife and uses it to kill all remaining puppets (even though they all died already)*
*Booklover is devoured*
By what, exactly? The puppets are dead at least nine times over, so even if they were cats, they're definitely dead.
Perhaps you were devoured to destroy any human-esque figurines hanging from strings?
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 08:03:29 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 25, 2020, 07:51:18 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:26:57 PM
*steals black knife and uses it to kill all remaining puppets (even though they all died already)*
*Booklover is devoured*
By what, exactly? The puppets are dead at least nine times over, so even if they were cats, they're definitely dead.
The populace has died nine times over.
You. . . . might. . . . need. . . . to check. . . . your math.
*calls knife*
*knife pokes Booklover, then comes*
*grabs knife*
Why... does the knife poke Booklover?
Quote from: Booklover on February 25, 2020, 07:26:57 PM
*steals black knife and uses it to kill all remaining puppets (even though they all died already)*
Ah. Understood.
You realise Sheev is corrupting you into turning against me.
I think you corrupted her into turning against you ;D
I killed the puppets (if they even still existed) with the only weapon I could. If she would rather be devoured, then I'm sorry.
If you wish to borrow my knife, JUST ASK!
May I borrow your knife, Lass?
No. *Takes a few steps back.*
*Starts shaving Kade's tail.*
*Whatever is being used for said shaving breaks when it comes into contact with the Otterbadger fur.*
Rude.
-_-
We knew this was likely to happen.
Can't really blame him though. Pretty sure this was a direct response to my musings on the term "rock potato".
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 11:18:25 PM
If you wish to borrow my knife, JUST ASK!
By the time I'd asked, and you'd replied, and I'd taken it and used it, it would have been too late. I suppose if you really insist on being offended and given I seem to be the provider of magic cutlery, then I will give you an enchanted teaspoon *passes enchanted teaspoon to Lass*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 05:44:36 PM
Can't really blame him though. Pretty sure this was a direct response to my musings on the term "rock potato".
Can't you let things happen to you for once?
I do, just not all things.
Rivok is the number one power-player. You may have to deal with it.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 27, 2020, 07:24:48 AM
May I borrow your knife, Lass?
*grins* yup! *hands Ebby the black blade*
Quote from: Booklover on February 27, 2020, 06:16:50 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 26, 2020, 11:18:25 PM
If you wish to borrow my knife, JUST ASK!
By the time I'd asked, and you'd replied, and I'd taken it and used it, it would have been too late. I suppose if you really insist on being offended and given I seem to be the provider of magic cutlery, then I will give you an enchanted teaspoon *passes enchanted teaspoon to Lass*
good points...but still...*is passed the spoon* Oh...thankee!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 27, 2020, 09:35:55 PM
Rivok is the number one power-player. You may have to deal with it.
I generally only power play when
dealing with power players, if you haven't noticed.
>:D :)
I super duper agree.
?....with?
A user known as Lass.
who da?
I wonder the same thing sometimes.
:)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 27, 2020, 09:35:55 PM
Rivok is the number one power-player. You may have to deal with it.
I generally only power play when dealing with power players, if you haven't noticed.
Hmm.
Mmm?
Mmhmm.
parden?
Why?
*Pardons Lass.*
Thou art free.
Not in my eyes. She is still guilty.
I would ask you to lodge a formal complaint against her at the court house, but it seems to take three to five business years to process a request.
Verily.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 09:44:05 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 27, 2020, 09:35:55 PM
Rivok is the number one power-player. You may have to deal with it.
I generally only power play when dealing with power players, if you haven't noticed.
Are you talking about anybody in particular?
Sheev?
Nobody specific, despite your insinuations ;D
I mean, we've all power played at one point or another, I just generally try to keep my uses of it reserved for when it's used against me. Generally.
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 02:53:31 PM
I would ask you to lodge a formal complaint against her at the court house, but it seems to take three to five business years to process a request.
Wow! So quick!
Pure efficiency, the supreme judge is.
*blinks*
I'm joking, just joking. Don't worry. Selling somebody into slavery is a dreadful crime, and I'm sure Verdauga wouldn't stoop to that level, and I know that I wouldn't buy somebody.
I guessed so, but did not think I would ever see those words :laugh:
I hope you never will again, at least definitely not seriously.
XD
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 06:08:12 PM
Pure efficiency, the supreme judge is.
Spoiler
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Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 02:51:55 PM
I'm joking, just joking. Don't worry. Selling somebody into slavery is a dreadful crime, and I'm sure Verdauga wouldn't stoop to that level, and I know that I wouldn't buy somebody.
*Slowly puts away auction stand.*
*Laughs*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 04:24:53 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 02:51:55 PM
I'm joking, just joking. Don't worry. Selling somebody into slavery is a dreadful crime, and I'm sure Verdauga wouldn't stoop to that level, and I know that I wouldn't buy somebody.
*Slowly puts away auction stand.*
Oh my...
O_O
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 04:48:48 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 04:24:53 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 02:51:55 PM
I'm joking, just joking. Don't worry. Selling somebody into slavery is a dreadful crime, and I'm sure Verdauga wouldn't stoop to that level, and I know that I wouldn't buy somebody.
*Slowly puts away auction stand.*
Oh my...
O_O
*puts money back in my pocket*
You were considering buying my friend? That is really creepy. :o
*laughs nervously*
*shrugs*
I need a new driver, what's the big deal?
YOU ARE OLDER THEN ME!!!
She can't drive.
And? Im being stupid right now dont listen to me
No. *listens to what One Eye is saying*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 02, 2020, 05:04:33 AM
And? Im being stupid right now dont listen to me
as you wish...*dose not lisen to One-eye*
I need to eat food right now or I will die of hip osteonecrosis
O_O
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 02, 2020, 05:09:06 AM
I need to eat food right now or I will die of hip osteonecrosis
Oh my! you okay!?
...
Take that as a no.
Help me I'm sorry Welcome to depression hotel.
you need Help?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 04:54:05 AM
You were considering buying my friend? That is really creepy. :o
Ha ha yeah totally and selling your friend wasn't what I was trying to do at all no ma'am.
Whoooooooooo?
*inhales*
JOE MOMMA!!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 05:26:26 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 04:54:05 AM
You were considering buying my friend? That is really creepy. :o
Ha ha yeah totally and selling your friend wasn't what I was trying to do at all no ma'am.
okay, good.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 02, 2020, 05:30:20 AM
*inhales*
JOE MOMMA!!!!
MEME!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 05:33:59 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 02, 2020, 05:26:26 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 04:54:05 AM
You were considering buying my friend? That is really creepy. :o
Ha ha yeah totally and selling your friend wasn't what I was trying to do at all no ma'am.
okay, good.
My clever ploy worked. Now to escape. . .
Not a chance.
I have read the past three pages, and I only have one thing to say:
What
*Takes auction stand from Skarzs and sets it back up. Grabs Verdauga.*
Got a fresh one for sale! He can... *Looks at Verdauga.* ...do things, I guess! $100 USD starting bid!
*Slaps Kade into last week.*
*Slaps Verdauga after Kade for stealing my move.*
Millions of people have slapped others; you hardly have any right to claim it.
*Teleports Skarzs away.*
But only I have slapped people into next week.
*Was slapped into last week. Hides in the shadows until the exact moment when he gets slapped and then hops out back into place as if nothing happened.*
$100 USD starting bid, do we have any takers? *Points at Skarzs.* How about you, good sir? You could use him for labor, or... food, I suppose!
*Brandishes badger butcher.*
*Happens to be an Otterbadger, and is therefore unafraid.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 04:20:23 PM
*Was slapped into last week. Hides in the shadows until the exact moment when he gets slapped and then hops out back into place as if nothing happened.*
$100 USD starting bid, do we have any takers? *Points at Skarzs.* How about you, good sir? You could use him for labor, or... food, I suppose!
Labour perhaps. How about, I bet you £100 that if you give me £200, I'll give you £300.
This is an auction house, m'am. No betting allowed.
This has gotten out of hand....
*Teleports away.*
Probably for the best.
Although, part of me wants to see what the heck you guys would do. . .
Doesn't matter. I'd chop my way out.
I was kinda hoping Skarzs would take the bait ;D
Oo, I'm Sooo gona tell Teer about this....
Go for it. The $100 USD still stands as far as I'm concerned ;D
She can consider it as having to purchase their marriage license.
*Is mildly concerned.*
Don't worry, Verdauga. I'm at her house right now and she said she's going to kill Kade. I won't allow that though, so you'll have to be content with a mortally wounded Kade.
the look in Teer's eyes scared me...
Yep.
I mean, I'm not scared, but it's concerning in an amusing way. Of course, Kade never mentioned what would happen if I paid the one hundred dollars.
Ooo...
Quote from: lass of something much on March 02, 2020, 07:17:26 PM
the look in Teer's eyes scared me...
I found this something to smile at, for some reason. :laugh:
No, it was actually quite disturbing.
Noted. I'll try to avoid that look.
It was directed at Kade.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 07:19:05 PM
Of course, Kade never mentioned what would happen if I paid the one hundred dollars.
This is allowed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 07:15:54 PM
I'm at her house right now and she said she's going to kill Kade. I won't allow that though, so you'll have to be content with a mortally wounded Kade.
This is not allowed.
Still, it would be best not to fling oneself into the gaze. Ta-ta!
*Actually has to leave.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 07:25:43 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 07:19:05 PM
Of course, Kade never mentioned what would happen if I paid the one hundred dollars.
This is allowed.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 02, 2020, 07:15:54 PM
I'm at her house right now and she said she's going to kill Kade. I won't allow that though, so you'll have to be content with a mortally wounded Kade.
This is not allowed.
Hah! Try and stop her and find out how powerful Taniwha really are.
*shivers at the memory*
aye...
I am not afeared!
*blank stare* You should be.
Look what I have done.
What a wicked child.
alot.
Everything.
*goes to catch up on topic*
Oh, right, the whole auction stand thing. I'd already forgotten about that :laugh:
lets just stop that there...
Yeah, I wasn't planning to go any further with it, no worries ^-^
Good, or else Teer would have mortally wounded you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 10:34:17 PM
Yeah, I wasn't planning to go any further with it, no worries ^-^
few...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 06:57:21 PM
Go for it. The $100 USD still stands as far as I'm concerned ;D
She can consider it as having to purchase their marriage license.
This is a personal insult! My husband is worth so much more than a mere one hundred dollars! I demand the starting price to be at least sixteen thousand, eight hundred and seventy three dollars!
:laugh:
*Gulps.*
Gonna be difficult to buy myself out of that...
Don't worry, honeybun. My great great uncle twice removed died and left us his treasure vault.
This is amusing.
We have to wait for that otterbadger dude to fix his mistake, then bidding can start.
His name is Kade, excuse me very much.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:59:17 PM
Don't worry, honeybun. My great great uncle twice removed died and left us his treasure vault.
Whew! Thanks, sweetums! Although, I don't want to be a drain on your inheritance. If your sure, however...
Sweetums? O_O
Term of endearment.
Obviously, but still...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:06:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:59:17 PM
Don't worry, honeybun. My great great uncle twice removed died and left us his treasure vault.
Whew! Thanks, sweetums! Although, I don't want to be a drain on your inheritance. If your sure, however...
It's fine, Poopsiedoodle. He was a very successful dragon and a hundred thousand dollars would barely make a dent in his gold pile, plus he had a diamond mine as well.
O_O Dragon...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 10:57:17 PM
*Gulps.*
Gonna be difficult to buy myself out of that...
O.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 11:17:19 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:06:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:59:17 PM
Don't worry, honeybun. My great great uncle twice removed died and left us his treasure vault.
Whew! Thanks, sweetums! Although, I don't want to be a drain on your inheritance. If your sure, however...
It's fine, Poopsiedoodle. He was a very successful dragon and a hundred thousand dollars would barely make a dent in his gold pile, plus he had a diamond mine as well.
Oh, then thanks, shnookums! If it would be no trouble.
Ew.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 06:57:21 PM
Go for it. The $100 USD still stands as far as I'm concerned ;D
She can consider it as having to purchase their marriage license.
This is a personal insult! My husband is worth so much more than a mere one hundred dollars! I demand the starting price to be at least sixteen thousand, eight hundred and seventy three dollars!
And the auction is back on folks! Starting price for Verdauga is $16,873- wait a sec...
*Looks at other posts*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 11:04:55 PM
We have to wait for that otterbadger dude to fix his mistake, then bidding can start.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 11:17:19 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:06:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:59:17 PM
Don't worry, honeybun. My great great uncle twice removed died and left us his treasure vault.
Whew! Thanks, sweetums! Although, I don't want to be a drain on your inheritance. If your sure, however...
...$16,873,000 USD! Do we have any takers?
Eh, not werth it.
*Air horns blow repeatedly.*
*covers ears* AAAHHH!
I have started something great.
This is my own personal brand of chaos.
Dance, my puppets.
Hay! don't say that!
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 03, 2020, 01:25:21 AM
I have started something great.
This is my own personal brand of chaos.
Dance, my puppets.
What, did Sheev find where you live, knock you over, and start typing under your account?
*falls over*
Goodness, he got to Lass as well.
nope, I'm fine. . .
Oh, well that's good.
Lassie go splat...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 12:36:48 AMSpoiler
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 02, 2020, 06:57:21 PM
Go for it. The $100 USD still stands as far as I'm concerned ;D
She can consider it as having to purchase their marriage license.
This is a personal insult! My husband is worth so much more than a mere one hundred dollars! I demand the starting price to be at least sixteen thousand, eight hundred and seventy three dollars!
Spoiler
$16,873- wait a sec...
*Looks at other posts*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 11:04:55 PM
We have to wait for that otterbadger dude to fix his mistake, then bidding can start.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 11:17:19 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:06:00 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 02, 2020, 10:59:17 PM
Don't worry, honeybun. My great great uncle twice removed died and left us his treasure vault.
Whew! Thanks, sweetums! Although, I don't want to be a drain on your inheritance. If your sure, however...
...$16,873,000 USD! Do we have any takers?
Yes!
::)
Alright, $16,873,000 going once!
please stop.
Going twice!
$2
Are you raising the price by $2, or are you offering $2?
nether, he is going to die.
So that post was pointless then. Also,
@shisteer of nothing much , I believe Lass is threatening your dear hubby.
Anyways,
SOLD! Teer, you now not only own Verdauga metaphorically, but literally as well! I'm happy for ya.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:22:49 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 03, 2020, 01:25:21 AM
I have started something great.
This is my own personal brand of chaos.
Dance, my puppets.
What, did Sheev find where you live, knock you over, and start typing under your account?
Nope. It's all me.
*Laughs in evil mastermind.*
*faints*
You actually spelt it right this time!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 03:10:36 AM
So that post was pointless then. Also, @shisteer of nothing much , I believe Lass is threatening your dear hubby.
Anyways, SOLD! Teer, you now not only own Verdauga metaphorically, but literally as well! I'm happy for ya.
Thank you very much. *pays for Verdauga* This is one of the best slaves I've ever purchased! He looks strong enough to do the chores and he's not too emaciated so I shouldn't need to feed him much.
It's such an inconvenience when you buy a slave and he's already been starved to the point of exhaustion. You need to give them a few solid meals before they're good for anything!
I tell you, selling near starved slaves for top prices is positively criminal behavior! I just can't abide it, though I suppose it's not as bad as those fellers who sell themselves as slaves and then insist on being paid for multiple times over. Wages, they call it! Huh! I call it flat out robbery, plain and simple!
I'm extremely glad you're not one of those slave dealers. Thank you so much for doing business with me. I look forward to further transactions.
*flicks fingers and multiple beasts appear. One rolls out a red carpet, another drives a horse drawn carriage into view and another bows deeply and holds the carriage door open, offering his hand as assistance to climb inside carriage. A burly slave, a full head taller than the rest, takes Verdauga and, after tying his paws to his sides, hauls him on top of the carriage and secures him in place. Climbs inside carriage and knocks on the ceiling, indicating that the carriage should move forward*What? No, stop! Let me out of here!
Hush, I have control now and there's nothing you can do about it. Stay still and quiet or I'll release some unpleasant memories.
(Huh... well, that happened.)
*Waves Teer off.* Indeed, indeed. I'm sure we'll be able to do business again soon. Do take care now!
O.O
did..did...did you just do...do...that?!?
Apparently. But now I'm a multi-millionaire, so I don't care!
The italics mildly concern me. Is that Teer's alter-ego surfacing?
I was thinking that too, but usually she tries to fight it off so I wasn't sure.
By the by.
*Takes Teer's money from Kade and pays in my own.*
I didn't have enough in my wallet, you see.
*Leaves.*
It was direct deposit to my bank. No physical cash, and I've already confirmed that the money went into my account.
Also, you've already been dragged away screaming ;D
*Taps Kade on the back of his shoulder, wearing an anime style evil grin.*
And what can anyone do to stop me? I'm as free as a songbird.
*Still grinning, by the way.*
I think Teer might be able to, unless you two are finally planning on breaking the facade :laugh:
That was Teer's alter ego, unless she was using the italics to differentiate her speech from mine. Slavery went a little far for me.
Well, as long as none of us sell (or even give) someone into slavery in real life, then it should be okay.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:32:35 PM
It was direct deposit to my bank. No physical cash, and I've already confirmed that the money went into my account.
Also, you've already been dragged away screaming ;D
It's all fake money. Just numbers.
Numbers that can be used to purchase goods and services.
But what is money, anyway? How much practical value does it have? Does saying that a piece of metal has the same value as a loaf of bread mean anything, really? And what about when it all becomes digital? Can you really say something as abstract as some lines formed by lights on a screen has any physical value, really?
Things only have value because people attribute value to them. "Value" is just a concept that humans came up with, after all.
*is in shock*
*Pulls Lass' finger out of the electrical socket.* Now what would possess you to do that?
. . .?...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 05:39:23 PM
Things only have value because people attribute value to them. "Value" is just a concept that humans came up with, after all.
Fiscal policy! (Whoop whoop) Fiscal policy! (Whoop whoop) FISCAL POLICY!
Said by the same person who talked about value systems after dropping the last of a certain pair of shoes to save his life.
o.O
This is not good!
I said silence! Obey me or suffer the consequences, Teer. I know my way around your brain and I can find the things that are hidden in the deepest parts of it. From now on you're only allowed to speak if you're quoting something. No original thoughts or words. *glares at Teer*
As you wish.
*slowly backs away*
Weak.
*steps out of carriage as it arrives at huge mansion and door is opened by slave* Introduce the new slave to his quarters and get him ready on the chair.
What have you done?
Since you seem so ignorant and I am forced to put up with you, I will explain. The chair is a simple device used for discipline. When one acquires a new slave, he can be rebelious and stubborn. It is a problem that is easily solved by simply demonstrating consequences of bad behaviour at the start. I rarely find the need to give a slave the chair treatment twice. They will do anything once they know you mean business. There is also a smaller version that is permanently attached to each slave and can be used whenever one is slow or otherwise displeases me. It might do you good to witness the process, actually. Pay attention.
I'd really rather not.
It wasn't a suggestion.
I know.
Good. You're learning already. Even if you don't pay attention the first time, I can force you to watch it again and again whenever you annoy me. Seeing your beloved husband in pain should be enough to dissuade you from disobeying me.
I will know it's only mind power. It will hurt me to see it the first time but pressing replay will not do anything.
I can always just keep him permanently on the chair and turn it on when need be.
Don't.
*laughs*
O.O
*said in a hartbroken voice* Teer!
Don't worry about me, Lass. Find some way to free Verdauga.
My power is too much for their pathetic efforts. Do you want more of your friends to suffer?
but...but Teer, I'm sceared!
Then run!
Yes, stop interrupting my evil schemes.
:'(
Teeer!!!
*runs*
*Suddenly feels torn, becoming aware of what he's delivered Verdauga unto.*
*trips*
Now, time for a bit of pleasure.
No, please. Leave him alone.
It's nice to see you're using your manners at last. Maybe I'll oblige you and not use the chair on him.
O.O
*Enters the mansion and approaches Teer/N.*
I'm sorry to say this, but upon further ispection of your slave permit, it seems that it has been placed on probation and, as such, you are not allowed to purchase slaves at this time. Your previous transaction is considered null and void.
*Wiggles his enchanted fork and Verdauga poofs out of the mansion.*
You're money will be refunded to you within three to five business days. I do hope we'll be able to do business in the future after you sort out the troubles with your license. Good day.
*Turns and leaves.*
*seizes both Kade and Verdauga, dragging them back into the mansion*
I'm sorry but that is simply not how it vorks. I have acquired a new discipline device, since Teer obviously objects to the chair. It has just been installed and, lucky for you, I have two of them. *gives Kade and Verdauga to The Embrace of Pain*
No! You can't do this!
Really? Judging by what I just did, I obviously can.
*Verdauga has already been poofed away and into a magic barrier. The only way for him to be retrieved is physically, though his whereabouts are known only to Kade. Kade is seized as he tries to leave and is shoved into the... chair? He looks at Teer/N.*
I wouldn't recommend going through with this, friend.
I am nobeast's friend and you are not in a chair. The Embrace of Pain will start it's work whenever I tell it to. Teer better do as she's told or you'll be in a lot of pain.
Kade, I'm sorry. I'll do my best to free you. Thanks for rescuing Verdauga. I won't forget that.
Silence! I don't want to hear another word from you, Teer, or else...
O.O
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 03, 2020, 11:56:18 PM
Spoiler
I am nobeast's friend and you are not in a chair. The Embrace of Pain will start it's work whenever I tell it to. Teer better do as she's told or you'll be in a lot of pain.
Kade, I'm sorry. I'll do my best to free you. Thanks for rescuing Verdauga. I won't forget that.
Silence! I don't want to hear another word from you, Teer, or else...
*Trapped though he may be, a fearless smirk crossed Kade's features.* Oh? Or else what?
*whispers to Kade* You don't want to know, trust me. Is there anything you can think of that I could do to help?
Nothing you can do will help him the slightest, wild one. Keep your distance. He is currently not in pain but that can change. Don't anger me or it will.
*Yawns.*
O.O
*whispers again* Try not to antagonise her, Kade. Please. *slowly backs away, ears flattened at...whatever her name is*
O.O
Teer
(not Teer, the other one)
O.O
Teer, I need my Teer back
I've taken to calling her "Miss N".
O.O
that's not Teer.
Kade, please!
O.O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 01:42:31 AM
I've taken to calling her "Miss N".
Scratch that, "Miss Ner". It doesn't sound quite as nice, but that's ok. *Smiles at Teer/Miss Ner*
KADE!
O.O
please...stop...don't do it...
*has left the room and is now eating dinner*
*re-approaches Kade*She's gone for the moment, Kade. Can I help in any way?
I mean, I'm not exactly tied up. I imagine I can just leave. We do need to try and free Teer of Miss Ner's influence, though. You got any inside information?
O.O
there is only one way...
I think so, but I don't who actually gave it to me; whether it was Teer or...her. So it might not be reliable.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:03:38 AM
O.O
there is only one way...
I know the wae. I need guns. Lots of guns, a car with two NOS boosted v12 engines locked onto the same shaft, and a chainsaw.
O_O...that is not a good idea.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 04, 2020, 02:10:57 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:03:38 AM
O.O
there is only one way...
I know the wae. I need guns. Lots of guns, a car with two NOS boosted v12 engines locked onto the same shaft, and a chainsaw.
Hush now, ugandan knuckles.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 02:15:39 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 04, 2020, 02:10:57 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:03:38 AM
O.O
there is only one way...
I know the wae. I need guns. Lots of guns, a car with two NOS boosted v12 engines locked onto the same shaft, and a chainsaw.
Hush now, ugandan knuckles.
I diagnose you with dead, if you make fun of that typo one more time.
Oh, I honestly thought you did it on purpose :laugh:
So, what do you think of the place? Huge mansion, delicious food, instant service. Being evil isn't so bad, huh? You could join me. Two minds together would be able to rule the entire cellars. I'd let you out of confinement and we can make a fortune.
You can talk at the moment and I won't send that otterbadger into instant agony.
Thank you. In answer to your question, I'd rather be loyal and have less comfort than turn to darkness and have all of this and more. Everybeast here is a slave. They're all miserable and half starved. Do you feed them anything?
*shrugs* Nutrition is overrated. They get as much water as they want.
You know that's cruel. I would never join you, no matter how much power or wealth you bribe me with. I don't care how many unpleasant memories you release or even if you manage to kill me, there is Nothing that would ever tempt me to help you in this madness.
You may be sorry to say that. *turns The Embrace of Pain on*
(I have to go now. Bye guys!)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 04, 2020, 02:10:57 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 02:03:38 AM
O.O
there is only one way...
I know the wae. I need guns. Lots of guns, a car with two NOS boosted v12 engines locked onto the same shaft, and a chainsaw.
O.O
you just don't get it, do you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 04, 2020, 02:22:33 AM
(I have to go now. Bye guys!)
(Just as things were getting good :laugh: Laters)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 02:22:08 AM
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So, what do you think of the place? Huge mansion, delicious food, instant service. Being evil isn't so bad, huh? You could join me. Two minds together would be able to rule the entire cellars. I'd let you out of confinement and we can make a fortune.
You can talk at the moment and I won't send that otterbadger into instant agony.
Thank you. In answer to your question, I'd rather be loyal and have less comfort than turn to darkness and have all of this and more. Everybeast here is a slave. They're all miserable and half starved. Do you feed them anything?
*shrugs* Nutrition is overrated. They get as much water as they want.
You know that's cruel. I would never join you, no matter how much power or wealth you bribe me with. I don't care how many unpleasant memories you release or even if you manage to kill me, there is Nothing that would ever tempt me to help you in this madness.
You may be sorry to say that. *turns The Embrace of Pain on*
*Kade suddenly feels a tingling beginning to run through his body as if an electric current is being fed through it. His skin feels as if a thousand needles are on the verge of stabbing him.*
Hmm, well this might get unpleasant.
(Not sure what the
Embrace of Pain is supposed to actually do :P)
*faints*
(OOC: See Hiags Torture Chambers, introduction post. One of the torture devices that was available for use was The Embrace of Pain. Apparently it's a Star Wars invention)
(BIC:)
No! Turn it off!
Too late. You should have considered my offer.
I... I will not help you. Kade has the strength to bear this pain and he wouldn't want any other beast to suffer it.
So you say. Ah well, after a while I will let you talk to him. You can get his opinion on the matter.
O.O
*Kade suddenly realized he was being hung upside down, ensnared in a sort of organic rack ( :P).
He felt something brush against the back of his neck before sharp pain jabbed through his skull. The world spun around him as dizziness overtook him. The feeling of a thousand needles piercing his body came over him and he clenched his jaws to keep from crying out. Nothing was actually happening physically, but horrifying sensations still swept over him in droves. Whatever this thing was must have connected directly to his brain and was simulating this pain. The Otterbadger closed his eyes and calmed himself as his body suddenly felt like it was on fire. It was all in his head, he reminded himself. Even so, as wave after wave of agony swept over him, and the feelings of being sliced apart and skinned alive overtook him, he slowly started losing consciousness. Before he could pass out though, everything stopped and the device lowered him to the ground, still holding him in its grip. Drenched in sweat, his head lolled and he breathed heavily as he felt the phantom sensations of what had transpired prickling his body.*
"Y- yeah... that was... unpleasant...."
_ _
O.O
*enters torture room and gestures to Kade* There he is. Ask him.
K-Kade? Are you alright? I'm so, so sorry.
O0O
T-T-Teer?
*Kade raised his head as he heard Teer and Miss Nere. Not wanting either to know his condition, he smiled widely at them.*
Oh, don't worry Teer. As you can see, I'm perfectly fine. I am an Otterbadger after all. You just missed the show though; this contraption here is pretty... nifty. Where'd you get it, Miss Nere? I'm thinking about getting one for myself, honestly.
O.O
You look a bit drenched. If making you sweat is the worst that thing does to you then I'm glad. If it gets worse, tell me. I'll get you free, don't worry.
It's nice of you to put on a brave face for Teer's sake. Maybe I should rewire your thoughts so you can tell what he's thinking and feeling, Teer. I'm sure it would help you to reconsider your decision. Kade, I ordered them from Hiag's Torture chambers. It's quite a good business he's got there. Now, about rewiring your thoughts so you can feel what each other are experiencing...
Please don't. I'm almost certain Kade would rather not have to put up with my thoughts.
Oh come, your thoughts can't be that bad. *makes a quick connection between the two thought processors*
Kade! No, please. How could you do that to him?
*gestures to The Embrace of Pain* It was pretty simple, really. I quick search, some negotiating and ordering one of my many slaves to type in my credit card details. The thing arrived, I had it installed and I put him in it. You could have done it just as easily.
No. I'm so sorry you had to go through that, Kade. It won't happen again. I'll... I'll join her and she'll let you go.
(OOC: Is Kade (Me, lol) supposed to get a feed of Teer's (Your's) thoughts?)
O.O
No! Teer, don't do it!
(Also OOC: Yes, he could do. When I do my thoughts, I'll have them in bold, since italics are taken. Basically what I'm feeling at the moment is cold horror at what you've gone through and guilt at the fact that it's my fault you've gone through it)
*is feeling slightly ill in real life and very ill on the forum*
O.O
Oh my! Ebby!!
Kade...
O.O
(Still OOC: Yeah, I hadn't really planned this. I felt very depressed when I read Kade's description of the torture. She must be defeated, especially because I want control of my own body back. Getting rid of her could well involve some pain for me. I'm not exactly sure how one extracts another mind (or whatever she is) from one's brain)
*Flashes of emotions not his own flew through Kade's heart. Grief, despair, and chiefly... resignation. He wasn't sure what Teer had experienced on her end, but he had a feeling that she now knew exactly what he'd gone through. Her willingness to give into Miss Nere for his sake tore him apart and a chill came over him as a cold fury gripped his mind.*
No... that isn't how this story ends.
*He gritted his jaw and began pulling against the organic tethers holding him in place. The creature sensed his struggle and tightened it's hold on him, flooding his mind with a sensation of blades slowly slicing down his body. The pain only served to fuel his rage, however, and his muscles tightened and bulged as they were put to work. This thing holding him was strong, but he was stronger. Flecks of foam formed at the corners of his mouth and his eyes gained a redish hue as the bonds holding him weakened, and a low moan echoed through the mansion halls, coming from the Embrace of Pain as it felt pain itself for the very first time. The thing tried to feed his mind the agony of having his skin peeled off in strips, but such sensations could no longer reach the roaring Otterbadger. Suddenly, wet snaps sounded through the room, and all at once and Kade fell to the floor. Something was yanked from the based of his head and he could feel something scrape against his skull, but that didn't matter. He'd broken free.
(OOC: >_< This is so corny, oh my gosh)
I could bring Oom in here. He could solve all these problems.
O.O
th-this is a RP now?
(I'm not saying stop, but you're making me feel ill, Kade. :P)
O.o
*Teer would have winced at the burning anger she felt from her friend if she had control of her own body. She didn't so, instead, she contented herself with doing the internal equivalent of frowning and insulting the beast who was putting her friend through all this* Nitrogen boiled toad! *she internally gritted her teeth to stop herself from crying out in pain as Kade struggled and The Embrace of Pain tightened its grip on the otterbadger. It was very, very painful. Her body was being sliced open in several different places. Then her skin was being peeled off, bit by bit. Pain flooded her mind, filling every corner and pushing all other thoughts aside. Sharp agony flowed through her veins and crowded for attention, her body screaming at her to make it stop, to crush whatever was causing this and to stop them causing it for anybeast else. She knew it was all in her head. She wasn't being chopped into pieces and nobeast was peeling her skin off. Still the feeling was there and it hurt. Really hurt. Suddenly, something pushed through the pain, the sheer volume blowing all thoughts of discomfort from her mind as she listened in surprise to the blood curdling roar of the otterbadger. She could feel his struggle and the sensation of something pulling out of the back of his head, then the relief when he hit the ground, free of the creature that had been holding him captive.
I assume that means no, you don't want me to give in to Miss whatever her name is? The door is unlocked. I'll keep her distracted while you get out of here.
*blinks in surprise as Kade breaks free of The Embrace of Pain, very effectively destroying it* This is your fault, Teer! What did you do? What have you told him?
I didn't do anything or tell him anything other than what you told me to. He is simply stronger than whatever that creature is used to. It's over, Nerek. I don't care what you want or don't want. I will NEVER help you with your evil plans. In fact, I will do whatever I can to stop you. I may be locked up but I still have a fair amount of power and I have knowledge, which I can inform Kade of now that you've connected our minds, plus I now know how to connect minds so I can communicate with other beasts.
I made it a temporary connection.
And I simply changed it to permanent. Cancelling time limits is child's play.
I can create another mind connection so that I can read anything you tell him.
No you can't. I safeguarded against that the second you put the first one in.
I'll find a way.
No you won't. You only have power on this thread and I don't plan on letting that change.
Silence! *repeats the memory of Kade's pain in Teer's mind*
One of Kreg's topics. Find her character profile and get as much information about her as possible and then act accordingly.
*Walks in, knives crossed behind my back.*
Whaaat's going on?
One-Eye couldn't follow the events that were taking place, so the psychopath started doing the only thing he was ever good at. He pulled out a belt-fed machine gun and started firing at Teer.
This has all gotten very edgy.
(It has. I didn't know Teer had this side of her.)
*Knocks the barrel toward the ground.*
WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 04, 2020, 06:09:55 AM
(I'm not saying stop, but you're making me feel ill, Kade. :P)
(OOC: Sorry :P)
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 02:00:49 PM
This has all gotten very edgy.
(OOC: Such edge. Much dramatic. Wow. ;D)
*As the blood red coloration faded from his eyes, things became clearer to Kade. He'd only been able to feel Teer's emotions previously, but now he could actually hear her talking to him mentally. He followed her and Nerek's conversation, and listened to what Teer mentally told him. Their telepathic communication was being hidden from Nerek, so whatever information Teer gave him, he couldn't say out loud. But, he at least knew what he had to do now. He nodded at Teer, confirming that he understood, and was about to make a run for it when One-Eye burst into the scene with a crazed look in his eye and an LMG in paw. As he opened fire on Teer, Kade dived and pulled her to the ground before quickly whipping out his enchanted fork and blasting the insane wildcat with a concussive wave. He winced as he felt a very real pain in his shoulder, and blood trickled down his arm. Luckily he'd only been grazed, though, and Teer didn't appear injured.*
Stop! This is still Teer! You all need to run, now!
*Quickly jumping to his feet, Kade gathered Eb and One-Eye and ran for the door.*
Verdauga, you need to run too! As it is now, we can't help her, and if you get captured again, I don't think I'll be able to save you a second time!
Teer, we'll come back for you, I promise.
*Screams in confusion.*
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?
{I mean, my forum self is rather difficult to pin down. I can just move}
._.
(Ya'll just need to learn to roll with it :laugh:)
{Oy. I got sold into slavery, freed myself, got powerplayed to an admittedly luxurious mansion, somebody's shooting, Shisteer is sounding like [insert evil villain], AND I'm being told to run. This is how my forum self rolls with things.
(You should probably just accept that your teleportation likely doesn't work here :laugh: I mean, if you think about it, being able to teleport yourself or people at whim is a form of powerplaying of it's own, after all ;D)
(Quick question, is it only the other personality infected with Dumpster Juice, or the real Teer as well? Would that mean that once you defeat Nerek, we have the real real Teer back?)
(Nerek generally only talks in italics, so sadly I believe it is Teer herself who is infected by the dumpster juice :'()
(That is very upsetting)
O.O
well, all this just happened...
(Real Teer is fine.)
(Of course ^-^ We just broke into RP because it's fun.)
>.<
*Watches everything from the side.* Hmm, yes, interesting.
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 07:32:55 PM
*Watches everything from the side.* Hmm, yes, imteresting.
(Are you enjoying things?)
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 07:32:55 PM
*Watches everything from the side.* Hmm, yes, interesting.
O.O
why did you do this Skarz!?
What- Where did all these beasts come from? How did they even get past the guard slaves and why did they just come in and then leave again? And what good did One-Eye think he'd do with that gun? Bullets can't pierce my scales, as you've told him hundreds of times.
Ah, I think that's MY scales. It's still my body, even if you have taken over for now. I know. Don't worry about me. She can't do me any physical harm because that would be harming herself so the only thing she can do is bring forth memories I'd rather forget.
*is amused* You speak as if you can somehow escape this predicament and get control again. It won't happen. I have more power than you, plus I have many beasts under my paw. Even without your help, I can still take over the cellars.
We'll see. Now, please excuse me. I was just sorting through your memories to see if I can find any funny ones. I've found a couple and they're hilarious.
You can't access my mind anyway so it won't do much good to have my memories.
I can watch them and talk about them to you.
Don't.
O.O
*is thinking of all the fun times with Teer*
The bullets were just for fun. The only real power that can hurt you is my mind.
*sends a copy of my mind directly into Teer's consiousness.
O.O
One-eye, what have you done!?
The latest in my long list of stupid ideas.
*starts pushing mrs. N out of Teer's head*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 04, 2020, 07:55:12 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 07:32:55 PM
*Watches everything from the side.* Hmm, yes, interesting.
O.O
why did you do this Skarz!?
*Melds into the shadows.* That's for me to know.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 07:42:27 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 04, 2020, 07:32:55 PM
*Watches everything from the side.* Hmm, yes, imteresting.
(Are you enjoying things?)
(I honestly have read maybe 1/10th of what has been posted. :P)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 05, 2020, 03:14:38 AM
The latest in my long list of stupid ideas.
*starts pushing mrs. Nerek out of Teer's head*
O.O
Wow...you did it...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 02:49:37 PM
*Quickly jumping to his feet, Kade gathered Eb and One-Eye and ran for the door.*
O_O
Gathered? Are you herding us or holding us?
O.O
. . .both?
Okaaay...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 05, 2020, 03:14:38 AM
The latest in my long list of stupid ideas.
*starts pushing mrs. N out of Teer's head*
You shoved yourself into my consciousness, not my brain. You are currently locked in my memory's copy of a mirror cage on mum and dad's wall, along with me. Unfortunately, Nerek is free in the rest of my brain and this cage is securely locked. I advise taking yourself out of my brain altogether before we both suffocate. This cage is not very big and I quite like being able to think.
*wanders in nereks brain*
That child is hallucinating. I don't even have a brain of my own and I have safeguarded against anybeast coming into Teer's brain without authorization. The only place you can enter is the mirror cage and, unless I turn the memory off, nothing can escape from it, no matter how big or small. A beast can't simply use asterisks to do the impossible.
Unfortunately, Lass, she's right. That's not how it vorks, nor is wandering and traumatizing yourself by looking at my past thoughts going to help you or me in any way, shape or form, so don't even try.
*Having no idea what is going on.*
*Remains silent, wide-eyed.*
*creates an identical body and sends that consiousness into Teer's brain.
*shapeshifts* now, how to save the world before nerek inslaves it...
(Good luck ya'll ^-^)
no really I have no idea!! at all!!!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 05, 2020, 02:31:14 AM
The bullets were just for fun. The only real power that can hurt you is my mind.
*sends a copy of my mind directly into Teer's consiousness.
I'd ask if you were a Nac Mac Feegle, but I have no idea how they'd get hold of a gonne, or be able to fire it.
O.O
The Wee Free Men, ye ken.
are wea thowe?
Nae, the Nac Mac Feegle, nae you!
Oh...that'sa shame...
Nerek, you can have these two.
:'(
Quote from: lass of something much on March 05, 2020, 05:31:17 PM
Oh...that'sa shame...
If ye were a Nac Mac Feegle, ye'd be a Kelda. Ye dinnae ken what a Kelda is? Go ask a hag.
I can ask a stag, but not a hag../that would be rude...
Ye dinnae ken what a hag is?
is'a rude way of saying an old lady.
Nae! Ye're wrong!
Oh?
A hag is a *consults the gonnagle* a weetch! Ye ken, a witch!
O.O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 05:31:23 PM
Nerek, you can have these two.
Thank you for the kind offer but I really don't want them.Oi! That's my sister you're talking about! Keep a civil tongue in my head.
:laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 05, 2020, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 05:31:23 PM
Nerek, you can have these two.
Thank you for the kind offer but I really don't want them.
Oi! That's my sister you're talking about! Keep a civil tongue in my head.
As well as out of your head.
I... don't think her tongue should leave her head.
I could bring Oom in here to sort everything out.
(
@Kade Rivok, where have you taken us?)
(Blame Teer :laugh:)
(No, you picked me up and ran off. Where are we now?)
Who is this Oom you speak of? He sounds sufficiently evil to be my friend.
I thought evil masterminds didn't have friends.
Friend is a safe word to use to describe those we don't hold contempt for.
Ah, I see. How's the research coming along? Have you found any way to defeat her yet?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 12:53:49 AM
(No, you picked me up and ran off. Where are we now?)
(Oh, right. We're, uh...
not in Teer's mansion?)
*Kade from a different thread responds.* Putting on... AHEM, sorry about that. Putting on the finishing touches now.
(Okay. Have you put me down yet or are you still running?)
Ah, sweet. Take your time.
I wonder if I can torture you without torturing myself at the same time. It would be interesting to feel The Embrace of Pain without having to actually go through the unpleasant experience.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 01:02:30 AM
(Okay. Have you put me down yet or are you still running?)
(Haven't put you down yet. Too worried that you'll just run on back without properly preparing. ^-^)
*sighs* This has happened so many times it's becoming uninteresting.
*Is just kinda there.*
*shreaks*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 12:55:17 AM
Who is this Oom you speak of? He sounds sufficiently evil to be my friend.
Oom is the living entity of Victory and Defeat. He is also known as being one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, the god of war, or simply, War.
*blinks*
You're not really here. Kade made you disappear somewhere so that Nerek couldn't torture you.
Though if you want to come back, I have some work for you to do and I still own you so you better do it.
If you come back, Verdauga, I will be very annoyed and probably in a lot of mental pain. You wouldn't want to put me through that so stay in whatever void Kade put you in until we've defeated Nerek. I want you alive and in one piece once this is over.
(Eb has been dropped off... somewhere. Like, in a forest far away or something ^-^)
*Kade kicks the door down, wearing/wielding the device he'd put together in the kitchens. A confident smirk on his face, he approaches Teer/Nerek fearlessly.*
Hey there. Did ya miss me?
I'm here for ya Teer! Any advice on how to get this concoction down her/your gullet? I've got this device here set up to shoot fish soup, and it's enchanted for range and accuracy.
Nooo! Ebby!!
(I have a giant eagle. I can cover ground quite quickly. *is flying Whatitiri towards Nerek's mansion*)
well that's dumb of you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:03:05 AM
(I have a giant eagle. I can cover ground quite quickly. *is flying Whatitiri towards Nerek's mansion*)
*Mysterious Otterbadger magic prevents you from being able to locate the mansion.*
(Me, maybe. But Whatitiri is a hast eagle, and immune to your sorcery.)
...for once, thank you.
(As haast eagles have nothing inherently magical about them, Whatitiri is not immune. Even if he was, he has no idea where the mansion is as he's never been before. ^-^)
(I never said all hast eagles were immune, just him. Also, how do you know he's never been to Nerek's mansion? He knows the area like the back of his claw. ^-^)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 01:59:07 AM
(Eb has been dropped off... somewhere. Like, in a forest far away or something ^-^)
*Kade kicks the door down, wearing/wielding the device he'd put together in the kitchens. A confident smirk on his face, he approaches Teer/Nerek fearlessly.*
Hey there. Did ya miss me?
I'm here for ya Teer! Any advice on how to get this concoction down her/your gullet? I've got this device here set up to shoot fish soup, and it's enchanted for range and accuracy.
It sounds great. The best way I can think of to get her mouth open is to make her super angry. I'll start messing with her memories and you give her a good kick in the backside and then run. I don't need to tell you the importance of not letting her catch you, though, once she's angry, it might be the best way to get a good vantage point to shoot from.Hey, I didn't know you had a little brother.
*growls* I don't have a little brother.Then why is this-
I did have a little brother, but I don't have one anymore.What happened?
*narrows eyes* I don't want to continue this conversation, Teer.Can't you just tell me? I'm bored!
he dead. ^-^
Gotcha. Sorry, this might sting a bit.
Hey now, it wouldn't be a good idea for you to ignore me.
*Two more Kades bust in through high windows and land in the rafters.*
Or me! *They shout in unison. With enchanted forks and magical spoons being wielded by each, they charge up their magic and blast powerful concussive waves at Nerek. As she is shaken by the blast, Kade stows the gun on his back and launches himself into the air at her, landing a powerful, magically enhanced kick to her jaw. As he lands lightly on his feet, he bounces back away from her, jeering.*
What was that about being all powerful now? You don't seem like much, Ner Bear.
(This is what happens when I'm not around. -_-)
(This would be happening if you were around, except I'd be having to make sure that Nerek didn't get to you as well :laugh:)
LOL
Tell me what happened to your brother!
*growls at both Kade and Teer* Be quiet, Teer! I have an imbecile to kill. *extends arm to grab hold of Kade, then yelps and withdraws it as one of his clones zaps it with his magic fork* Ouch you- *reaches for Kade again*
*mentally taps Nerek* What was his name?
Will you be quiet?! I'm not going to tell you about it so drop the subject. *makes another grab for Kade*
Eh. Oom would probably be bored here anyway.
(Teer power playing much!)
*Kade launches into a powerful backflip, dodging the grasping claws and flying out of reach of the possessed Taniwha. As he lands, a fearless smile is born on his features and he snaps his fingers. On cue, the Kades from a different thread launch attacks, one firing a continual stream high pressure water with enough force to cut through stone, and the other an unending torrent of holy imbued lightning. Standing just outside Nerek's range, Kade readies himself to dodge at a moments notice.*
So, Ner Bear, you had a brother, huh? He must have been pretty lame then, if he was related to you.
:'(
Oooh, I finally found what happened! Oof. That's nasty. I- I see why you miss him, he looks pretty cool.
I don't miss him. It's a relief to have the annoying limpet off my backside.
Nice moves, Kade. That backflip was impressive. I didn't know you could fly. Is that a recently acquired skill or something to do with the enchanted cutlery? Ouch. That's gotta hurt. My scales are certainly receiving the test of the ages. Ooof! That's... really... strong and... not... very... comfortable.
Ye-ah. Stop. *crouches, clicking tongue once. Instantly, several slaves appear and, at a nod from their mistress, fling themselves on the Kade clones, bringing them down with a concerted effort* Huh, clones don't have the reflexes of the original. Come now, fight me properly. I'll go easy on you. *springs forward, wings spread and claws extended, razor sharp teeth showing clearly as Nerek lets out a shattering roar, it's volume and force enough to send a badger staggering*
Yeesh, somebeast's getting grumpy.
(Not literal flying, by the by. I meant it more as, like, when you throw something and it goes "flying" through the air; he launched into a powerful backflip, "flying" out of reach. Sorry for the confusion ^-^)
*The roar was powerful, and lesser beasts may have been sent sprawling, but Kade was an Otterbadger. He reached to his back and wielded the strange gun once more. Before him the Taniwha's gullet was easily visible, and though it caused him flashbacks, it also gave him as clear a target as he would get*
What a mighty roar, but aren't you worried you'll get something in your mouth with it open like that?
*With that, he channeled magic into the device and a high pressure stream of delicious fish soup spewed forth and directly into the open maw before him. Yeah, putting the soup into water cannon form definitely made this job a lot easier, he thought to himself as Nerek was force-fed the fishy concoction.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 01:16:41 AM
*Is just kinda there.*
*being entertained*
Anybody require assistance?
Ew!!
(I'm sure Nerek will agree :laugh:)
what makes it even worse is my fish are being really cute!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 05:17:59 PM
what makes it even worse is my fish are being really cute!
Fish are awesome.
Yup, mine are soo cute!
(I love teriyaki salmon.)
My brother once had a fish named Salmon.
(And it wasn't a salmon, was it?)
No.
(That irks me -_-)
It's called a misnomer.
Salmon, Gillfunkel (Simon and Garfunkel), and I can't remember the names of the other two.
(No, Lass, the moster is thine OWN SELF *Dun dun DUUUUUUUUN*)
nope.
*tries to spit fish soup out but the high pressure forces the swallowing action* Ow. *curls into a ball, clutching stomach* It hurts. When this has run its course, I'll deal with both of you. Now leave me alone.
Let me out of here first.
Not a chance.
Kade's got plenty of fish soup there and you're currently indisposed to stop him.
Very nice. Still not going to happen. Leave me alone.
No.
Kade, would you mind too much if I temporarily transferred your mind into my brain? It'll be a bit weird (for both of us) but it means you can get in and turn this blasted memory off.
*Kade zapped the slaves holding his clones down, freeing them before sitting himself on the floor. He wasn't really sure what would happen to his body once his mind left it.*
Sure thing. If that's what you need me to do, then I'm on it. That being said... what exactly do I need to do?
O.O
*has almost reached Nerek's mansion*
Just hold tight a second. I just need to perform the necessary... coding, if you like. Your body will disappear while your mind is inside my head, by the way. Now let's see... *Teer mentally bites her lip in concentration as her mind works over the calculations, transferring data to and from different parts of her mind until she was ready* Right, hold still and don't freak out. This will likely feel uncomfortable. *Teer reached out and mentally grabbed Kade's mind, pulling his consciousness into her brain and releasing him before he reached her mind* All done. In order to be able to do anything, you'll need to activate the system, which instantly shut down the moment it sensed you coming in. I'll send you the password and you'll need to put it into the screen on the workspace to your left.
*runs into the room just as Kade disappears* No! Nerek, where is he? What have you done?
she has done much evil, my friend, but it will all soon be over...wether we win or we die.
Don't worry, Eb. He's just helping me for a while. If you need to you can talk to his clones.
wait, Kade named the season?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 05:17:24 AM
Don't worry, Eb. He's just helping me for a while. If you need to you can talk to his clones.
Um...no. I don't. Why would I- you know what, nevermind. *leaves hurriedly*
Wait for Mmeee!
*One of the Kade's from a different thread waves at Eb as she appears.* Hey Eb!
*The other Kade from a different thread waves at her as she disappears.* Bye Eb!
Whoa, that was definitely an odd feeling. Ok, workspace to my left could only be this setup here, so... typing it in now...
*REDACTED*
...aaaand enter. Ok, what's next?
*is not in the room*
(Not my password, ya'll -_-)
I would sigh but I don't have control of my body yet so I can't. I pm-ed the password to you so that it wouldn't be publicly displayed for all the world to see. Whatever, I'll change my security system once this ordeal is over.
Anyway, turn to the right and go eight paces, then turn left again and there should be a thing with various switches and buttons and such. On the third line there should be a fancy USB stick looking thing that's flashing orange and white stripes. (not the spotty one directly beneath it) Pull the stripey one out and please don't touch anything else on that board.
(
@Ebantu the Kararehe @lass of something much Edit your posts so that the mentions of the password are removed. I goofed -_-)
Done. And no big deal, don't worry too much. ^-^
(OOC: Yeah, it's not actually my password to anything so it's not really important. I just don't want One-Eye or Sheev to be able to get in and control my body, though I doubt they'll be able to get past my initial security systems and into the control room. Still, better to be safe.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 07, 2020, 06:06:51 AM
( @Ebantu the Kararehe @lass of something much Edit your posts so that the mentions of the password are removed. I goofed -_-)
mentions don't work for me most of the time.
(Really? That's odd, I wasn't aware.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:15:35 AM
(OOC: Yeah, it's not actually my password to anything so it's not really important. I just don't want One-Eye or Sheev to be able to get in and control my body, though I doubt they'll be able to get past my initial security systems and into the control room. Still, better to be safe.)
(Ah, gotcha ^-^ Well, traces have been erased, so you're safe)
*Kade followed her instructions exactly, ending up with a USB stick flashing orange with white stripe. Looking around, he grew curious*
Done... so, are you, like, a robot or something?
*enters control room and grabs Nerek by the scruff*
Thanks, Kade. No, I'm not a robot, though that is probably the most easily understandable way to describe it. Did you bring your magic fork, by any chance?
*has finished tying up Nerek* You can put the memory stick in the draw below the button board. After we've dealt with this evil villain, I could show you around, if you want.
O.O
so, I'v been living with a robot all my life?!
*Puts the memory stick where Teer indicated.*
Enchanted fork, but yeah, I've got it.
Sure! That'd be nice, if it isn't too much trouble.
Lass, you're not supposed to be able to hear my private telepathic conversations. But no, I'm not a robot so, unless another one of our siblings is a robot, you haven't lived with a robot all your life. (And even if the inside of my brain does resemble a really cool, high tech robot, it wouldn't have done that all your life because I made all those adjustments myself and it only happened a couple of years ago)
Sweet. Would you please send this beast back to her body? She shouldn't get out again due to a few... adjustments I've made and you gave her enough fish soup to put her out of action for several years, at least.
No trouble at all. It'll be kind of interesting to see what otherbeasts think of my setup.
*Pulls out his enchanted fork, but pauses.*
Sure, shouldn't be an issue... but, where exactly is her body, anyways? I thought she got killed or something.
Yeah, her body is in the graveyard under about sixty metres of dirt. I got a bit carried away when I was digging the hole.
(O_O)
Hmmm. Well, works for me!
*Waves his enchanted fork with purpose and, in a flash of blue light, the tied up Nerek is banished back to her body.*
Aaaaaand done! Glad to have you back in control of your body again.
Thanks. I'll give you a tour of my brain as soon as I've freed all Nerek's slaves.
*clicks fingers twice. Thirty eight slaves appear, standing to attention. Shakes head sadly* This may take a while. *door opens and another slave rushes in, cowering with fear*
"I'm so sorry, Lady! Please don't punish me, I can explain.
*bands down and lifts slave gently to his paws* No need to apologise. Do you know where my office is? Go and get all the slave files. *slaves bows quickly and hurries out.
Yes, Lady. Right away.
Now we just need to wait for him to get back.
Indeed. So, what was Nerek's deal, anyway? What happened to her, and why was she so intent on... well, whatever she was intent on doing?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:44:21 AM
Lass, you're not supposed to be able to hear my private telepathic conversations. But no, I'm not a robot so, unless another one of our siblings is a robot, you haven't lived with a robot all your life. (And even if the inside of my brain does resemble a really cool, high tech robot, it wouldn't have done that all your life because I made all those adjustments myself and it only happened a couple of years ago)
Teer, I am stuck in your head...
I don't really know. She was inside my brain but I don't know her motivations anymore than other beasts do. I suppose she might have been evil from the start, though why, I don't know. A beast that's been created purely to battle and conquer would have to have some driving force so, for her, it could have been hate or something.
*slave returns, carrying large folder*
Here, Lady.
Thank you. What's your name?
Oh. I think it was Cedric Ruddermoss, Lady.
Ah, from Holt Morgan, yes?
I... I was originally part of that family, yes. Now I am simply slave number fourteen. I have no name and no identity anymore.
*picks slave up and meets his gaze, seeing the sadness, misery and bitterness in his dark hazel eyes* That's not true, Cedric. Don't you ever say such a thing again. You have a name and an identity. Don't ever let a beast tell you otherwise. Now, give me a paw with these files. How are they ordered and what does each one mean?
Yes Lady, of course. The information for each slave is held together, see. So this one paper is all the information for slave three and these four pieces of paper stapled together is the information for slave two.
Oh, I see. In that case, Lopeza, come over here.
*a thin squirrelmaid steps forward, trying to hide her shaking paws* Ye-yes, Lady? (By the way, that will be the font for any slave but Cedric)
*frowns, studying paper* This doesn't say where you're from. Do you have anywhere to go after this?
Um... yes. I'll go back to doing the washing, unless you have another job for me, of course.
No, no, no! Stay there. *goes out of room and returns with notepad and pen, then quickly writes a certificate of freedom* I have no idea where to find a printer in this place. Please go photo-copy this, Cedric. I want thirty-nine copies.
Of course, Lady. *hurries out of room, returning a few minutes later with copied documents*
Thank you, Cedric. Now, Lopeza, *writes name on one of the documents and signs it* take this and get back in line. Krinn, you're next. By the way, Cedric, I heard mention of something called the chair and somebeast said you all had a smaller version on you constantly. What's that all about?
*flinches at the very word, avoiding the Taniwha's gaze* Lady, are you feeling alright? You seem to be doing things and saying things that go directly against what you've said and done in the past.
I'm fine. Answer my question.
Lady, I'd rather no-, of course. The chair is, as its name suggests, a chair. With straps that hold a beast in place and... and when you turn it on, needles come out and inject acid into the bloodstream.
*closes eyes and rests head in paws* I'm sorry, Cedric. I'm sorry everybeast. Where is this smaller version?
*frowns in confusion but slowly lifts sleeve, revealing a thick band* That's it. We all have one around the left wrist.
*studies band, then reaches out and grabs it, heart breaking at Cedric's instinctive flinch* I'm not going to hurt you. Hold your arm out.
*obeys, terrified*
*closes eyes and concentrates on band, feeling the magic used to put it in place and experimenting with it, first shutting down the needle functions and then using pure willpower to expand it enough to slide over the burly otter's paw* I'm not sure how many times I can do that before I use up my energy. I can probably free about ten of you at a time. Lopeza, come back over here and pull your sleeve up.
Lady, what has happened? I swear you are not the same beast who dragged me into slavery so many seasons ago.
*smiles at Cedric, glad to hear the note of hopelessness gone from his voice* I may tell you later. You can go into that antechamber if you want some privacy. *deactivates Lopeza's band and, after stretching it, pulls it off* And now you, young lady, are properly free. Don't go rushing off home yet, I want to have a word with you later on. Maybe just take a seat and I'll get Puawai and her team to look after you soon. Krinn, come here. *removes Krinn's band, hands him certificate of freedom and moves on to the next beast*
*knock on door is heard and half a dozen Hoiho enter, led by a soft, motherly looking penguin wearing a white apron and bearing a tray full of food. She looks around briefly, spots freed slaves and hurries over to them*
My, you're a pretty beast, aren't you now? A good wash and some nice clothes and you'll turn the eye of any young male you come across, so you will. Now, first things first, have something to eat, dearie. I've got some fresh salad here, an assorted vege pastie and some cake for pudding. Now where has that Cedric feller got to? A nice strong beast like that needs plenty of food, so he does. Krinn dearie, come over here and have something to eat. What a handsome beast you are! Maybe you'll make a good match for Lozepa here. Not before you've eaten though, mind. I won't allow beasts to get distracted with things even as wonderful as marriage when they're half starving, no sir! Teer, dearie, where has Cedric got to. I won't have him go hungry, no I won't! Emma, take a tray of food to him and then maybe go back to the kitchens and get some more. Goodness me, these are hungry beasts, so they are!
*chuckles at Puawai's monologue, giving Lorde Ashwytee a broad wink as his band slides off* Oh, I think he went to find his long lost wife. He should be fine.
Nobeast's going wife-hunting on an empty stomach if I have anything to say about it! Goodness me, Teer, how could you allow such a thing? He could drop dead from hunger in the middle of nowhere, so he could! Why, the little rascal!
I was joking, Puawai. He went into that storage room or whatever it is for some privacy.
Well, a good thing too! Why, I'd tan his hide if I caught him sneaking away on an empty stomach, so I would!
*Krinn grinned around a mouthful of pastie, the filling dripping down his chin* There are two things I know about Cedric. The first is that he wouldn't sneak away if he knew there was food to be had and the second is that, if he did, you wouldn't catch him.
*grins broadly* He sounds like the sort of beast I'd like to be friends with.
Teer looks like she's alright now.
I suppose so... I assumed you knew more about her than that.
*Is aware of the above going on (and A LOT is going on :P) and notices Teer's energy draining as she frees the slaves from the magical bond.*
These slaves are from all over. Just how long had Nerek been in control? And do you need me to supply you with energy to help get those bands off of them? I've got plenty of it, plus I've got my enchanted fork and magical spoon to help as well.
um...did I come up with magic spoon thing? I think I did...and if not, who did?
Booklover.
I just remember thinking; next he'l have a magic spoon! also Teer's home! (irl)
Should I launch my nukes at this thread? I think I should...
No! do not!
(I suggest you don't, One Eye. :))
how would t-*thinks better of it*
*finishes freeing another slave and sends her over to Puawai, smiling tiredly*
I don't think she was in control for too long, though she wasn't secured before she took over so it's possible that she was preparing things long before she revealed her plans. I was a bit busy for a while and couldn't come in The Cellars, but that wouldn't have stopped her from doing things behind the scenes.
There you are, go get some food. Ah... XanderSomething, your turn.
Yeah, a bit of added energy would be appreciated. It's easier now that I know what needs to happen but it's still rather draining and I feel like freeing all thirty-nine slaves is going to take forever.
*hugs Teer*
*slips band off XanderSomething and gives him a smile, returning Lass' hug with one paw while signing his certificate of freedom*
Nice name, by the way. Go get something to eat.
Thank you. I must apologize in advance for when I kill you. I promised Ladyleaf that I'd see you destroyed and then dance on your grave for what you did. You seem to have changed since then but I cannot break my oath, so sorry. I don't have anything personal against you, other than what you deserve.
Thanks for telling me. I'd quite like to talk to you after all this is done, so hang around, please. This Ladyleaf sounds like quite the character. I think it's going to be her turn now.
I did hope I wouldn't have to remind you of this fact but you killed her fairly early on. I will never forgive you for that.
Fair enough. I wouldn't forgive myself for that either, if I had done it.
Are you denying what I witnessed? What everybeast here witnessed?
No, I'm not denying it at all. I'm sorry for the blood shed by my own paws and I want you to know such, even if it doesn't change your opinion of me.
Of course it won't ch-
Peace, Xander. She can't change deeds past. Go get some food and let the lady free as many of our comrades as possible before she changes her mind and becomes herself again. Lady Puawai, I thank you for the delicious food. I have not had such nourishment for a long while.
That's alright, dearie. I'm glad you enjoyed it, so I am. Do you want some more?
I'm fine, thank you. My stomach is not used to such a large amount of food as it is and I'm completely satisfied.
*finishes removing band from Yoofus Lightpaw and on the wall, exhausted* That's fifteen beasts freed. I don't think I can do anymore without a good sleep. You're all dismissed for the moment. I think Puawai had some other things she wants to take care of, probably the first of which is a good wash and some clean clothes. If you need anything, ask Puawai or any of her team. Cedric, where would I find a bed? Don't leave this building.
Down the corridor, fourth right.
Thanks. Goodnight, everybeast.
When I see Cedric I keep thinking of Cedric Diggory (no relation to Digory from The Magician's Nephew, besides one's a first name and one's a surname).
Spoiler
RIP
Well, I guess I'll just wait for Teer to be through. Not much else I can do at the moment *Kade thought to himself as he sat down.*
*Hoiho is eating everything!*
I just sat on the trigger switch for my nukes. We will die in five seconds.
5...4...3...2...1...
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*we are all vaporized.*
*Floats about, vaporized*
What.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 09, 2020, 02:23:53 AM
I just sat on the trigger switch for my nukes. We will die in five seconds.
*grabs axe*
harm my Bird, and you Die!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 09, 2020, 02:23:53 AM
I just sat on the trigger switch for my nukes. We will die in five seconds.
Silly child. Oh well, we all make mistakes.
That was inconvenient. *flicks fingers and everything returns to normal* Now I need to start all over again. *begins freeing slaves*
*Falls asleep in Teer's head.*
well, that's just weird...
Yaknow, I could've just teleported the missiles to space...
what? why into space? dis not good!
Actually, it would have been perfect. Even if it reentered the atmosphere, the apparatus would burn up on the descent, rendering it useless.
oh, toste
Toast?
mimhim!
Mm.
*grins*
*has forgotten where I am in this topic*
(We're all pretty much waiting for Teer to do her thing, I believe.)
*is still in a fighting stance*
*desintigrates my mortal body and shows myself as an omnipotent being*
*is confused*
*joins Lass in her confusion*
*Is sleeping, and as such doesn't have the chance to understand or be confused.*
Lucky you.
*was about to enter the room, stretching and rubbing sleep from eyes, but is stopped by Puawai*
Good morning, dearie. I was just coming up to get you. Breakfast is ready in the dining hall, so it is.
Ah, thank you, Whaea. I'll be right down. (after I go have dinner in real life)
*a very sleepy Lass stays ongard*
(Bye guys! I need to get off the screen. ^-^)
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*arrives in dining hall and takes a seat halfway down the table, nodding a greeting to Cedric* Good morning. Sleep well?
Yes thank you, Lady. I'm glad to see you're still not your usual self.*grins* I'm sure you are. I was meaning to ask you, would you help me free the rest of the slaves? I could probably do all the rest of them today if I didn't have to stop to sort out paperwork. Puawai can show you how to impersonate my signature and then you can sort out all that stuff while I do the practical side of things.
Of course, Lady. I'd be happy to help, only... forging signatures? That sounds highly illegal and not the sort of thing a beast would commonly ask me to do.It'll be fine. The legality of it won't be questioned because, with Puawai as your teacher, you'll get it perfect every time. If it makes you uncomfortable though, I could ask another beast to do it. There are plenty here.
No, don't worry. I'll be fine. My hesitation was more due to the fact that you might regret freeing us and bring it up as an issue over which to take us back.Trust me, Cedric, I will never regret freeing you.
*drops eyes to the ground* Trust must be earned.*sighs* I know, and I haven't done a lot before now to earn your trust. It appears much the opposite, in fact, and I'm sorry for that. Please though, don't throw away any attempt I make to be respectable as a temporary mood swing. Or, at least, consider my words and actions. Please?
Alright, I'll try. Just bear in mind, it's not easy for me. I know you best out of all your slaves and have seen more of what you're capable of than any beast would want. Have patience and I'll have the same.Deal. *shakes paws* Now, should we go make a start?
Not without breakfast you don't, young lady! Goodness me, you've barely been seated for five minutes. Here, eat up. *plonks plate of food in front of Teer**groans and mutters quietly* Seriously? That's going to take forever to eat and I'm not even hungry!
*grins broadly* Here, I'll give you a paw. I'm definitely hungry.Sweet. *grabs two pieces of toast off plate and passes it to Cedric*
Thanks. *digs in*'s alright. *begins eating toast*
*wipes face clean with a paper towel and pushes chair out from the table* Done. Coming?Uh-huh. *shoves remaining piece of toast in mouth and hurriedly stands up* Let's go.
Oh, Teer dearie, I forgot to tell you but I did a bit of sorting with that paperwork. It's in the office now, rather than the old discipline room, and I took the liberty to fill in basically all of it.Oh, thanks. Where's the office, Cedric?
*looks up, frowning* I thought you already knew. Nevermind, I'll show you. By the way, this is my cousin, Moronwa.*smiles, shaking the ottermaid's paw* Pleased to meet you, Moronwa. When everybeast has finished eating, can you tell them that I'll be freeing them in the office today? I don't believe I dealt with your band yesterday either. Here, let me... *grasps arm band and, after a few seconds, slides it off* There you go.
*blinks, surprised but happy* Thank you, Lady. I'll be sure to tell my comrades.Now, please excuse us Moronwa, we have to get ready. Come, Lady.*grins broadly* Yes, boss.
Apologies, I did not mean to imply-Don't worry about it. I simply find it amusing that you now have the confidence to tell me what to do. It's good.
Well... alright then, if you say so, Lady. Here's the office.Good, good. I suspect you might not need to learn how to forge my signature. Your job could potentially be a bit dull as I think you'll just need to hand paperwork to whoever it relates to.
*five hours later*
There you go, Zuka. Thanks for your patience.
Thank you, Lady. *accepts paperwork from Cedric and moves willingly into his hug*I told you I'd make sure you got set free, sister. Soon you will go home with Moronwa and tell all the family how I cunningly outwitted a Taniwha.I do not like that sentence. It implies that you will not be returning with us.*shakes head, smiling* I have to cunningly outwit the Taniwha, and make sure she holds to her promise.Don't worry, Zuka, I won't harm him. He'll be home by Autumn. I'll make sure of it.
Well, you did enslave us so I'm not sure how much your word counts. Still, even when you were trying, you didn't manage to break him so I suppose I can rest assured that you won't manage it now either. Keep in mind though, if he's not home by then, you'll have an entire tribe of angry otters at your door.And if they're anything like you or your brother, I wouldn't want to have to deal with them. Don't worry, Zuka, I'll keep him safe and well fed.
*locks gaze with Taniwha for a few minutes, then nods slowly* Your eyes speak of honesty, so I believe you.*hugs Zuka* Thanks.
Some beasts are too trusting. Ah well, I have a feeling we'll all stay here for a few more days anyway, so we can sort out rescue plans later. I'm famished and we missed lunch, and morning tea, in fact. Let's see if there's anything to eat in the kitchen.*joins Zuka in her laughter* From what I've seen, you're as bad as a bally hare in that regard, wot wot!
(Teer, that's nota post, that's a small book!) Awtters!
*Is still sleeping in Teer's head, waiting for her to be through.*
I'm gonna need to get on my pc befor ereading that becomes a remote possibility.
(Yeah, can't blame ya for that.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 10, 2020, 03:03:41 AM
*has forgotten where I am in this topic*
That post was on page 42. Which I sadly missed.
*looks sheepish* sorry Bookie...
*is enjoying Kade's dream*
*There is no dream... only darkness.*
*is enjoying the darkness*
*Mm, yes. It is very peaceful, isn't it?*
hot coco anyone?
Sure.
Yes please! Hot coco sounds edible.
*chuckles* Yeah, it's able to be ingested without physical harm.
Your wording makes me suspicious. Is this some kind of mind control potion?
No, it's basically chocolate in a liquified form, especially when Lass makes it.
Sounds good. Where is this hot coco, Lass?
(I feel like you're enjoying having me trapped ;D)
(I didn't know you wanted to get out)
(Not get out really, I just don't have much to do 'till your through :laugh:)
(I've actually finished freeing the slaves and am just waiting for you to wake up. A beast needs his rest)
(I was expecting you to do that. Otterbadgers are quite poor and waking themselves up. Notoriously so ;D)
(Oh, alrighty then. I just need to get Cedric some food before he eats the table)
I'll go see if there's any left-overs in the kitchen. *walks out and returns a moment later with a large platter of food. Sets said platter in front of Cedric* Enjoy. I'll leave you to it, if you don't mind. I've got some business to attend to.
Thanks. *begins eating*
Wakey wakey, Kade. It's time to explore my brain already.
*Kade jerks awake, unaware that he'd fallen asleep.*
Whu... was I asleep? How does... you know what, nevermind.
*He stands up and looks about.*
Ok, where do we start?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 10, 2020, 07:09:42 PM
Sure.
Yes please! Hot coco sounds edible.
*chuckles* Yeah, it's able to be ingested without physical harm.
Your wording makes me suspicious. Is this some kind of mind control potion?
No, it's basically chocolate in a liquified form, especially when Lass makes it.
Sounds good. Where is this hot coco, Lass?
over here, do you want milk in it? *fulls cups with hot coco*
*grins, gesturing around to indicate the control room at large*
This is basically my workshop. All my creativity is put to use here and transferred to other parts, if necessary, once finished. The body control system is also based here for convenience and, when I wander elsewhere, I just take a small remote that controls a robotic otter which keeps this place in order. The security in here is very advanced and all systems will shut down if anybeast enters this room, as you saw when you arrived.
*Teer gestured to the door*
Ready to explore some more rooms or do you want to have a decent look at this one first?
What, so you control your body like... it's a robot or something? That's interesting....
*He said as he walked over to the body control system. He was very tempted to push a random button and see what would happen, but managed to win out against himself. It looked very complicated and he assumed he could very easily cause some chaos. Turning away from the device, he continued.*
Probably better I don't stick around here too long though. My mischievous side is very powerful.
Fair enough. If you do want to play with me a bit, feel free. I have the ability to stop any action without even having to do it. I use the controls for my own personal amusement but my mind can override the control panel quite easily.
wait, so you are in a shell and in that shell is you, but you you, also has a you in its head?
The short answer is no.
o.O
Quote from: lass of something much on March 11, 2020, 09:20:56 AM
wait, so you are in a shell and in that shell is you, but you you, also has a you in its head?
From what I gather, she can control herself like any other beast, but she can
also use this to pilot herself like a mech just for the fun of it.
Hmmm. HMMMMMM. *Presses a few random buttons on the control system.*
kill every thing mode on
*sits down on the ground and crosses arms, then does a roly-poly*
I don't have a kill everything mode, Lass. The control panel only works for basic actions. I have not but any buttons or levers in for killing people or anything else that could be dangerous, like breathing fire. If somebeast gets inside my control room and somehow manages to activate it, I don't want them to suddenly be control a potentially lethal weapon.
Hmmmm....
*Presses a few more buttons and pulls a lever.*
*does three burpies and then sings a very extended f#*
Heh. To be honest, I was hoping to be able to go on a bit of a rampage in some other threads like this, with your permission of course, but I guess it wasn't to be. You said this was your creative center as well, right? Got anything interesting cooking?
*kills everything*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 10:48:40 PM
Heh. To be honest, I was hoping to be able to go on a bit of a rampage in some other threads like this, with your permission of course, but I guess it wasn't to be. You said this was your creative center as well, right? Got anything interesting cooking?
You could still have me charge around, potentially knocking everything over as I go and generally causing chaos. The controls for running are on the far right and flying on the left.*Teer chuckled at the idea, shaking her head*
Just don't wear me out too thoroughly. And no using magic without case-by-case permission.
As for creative stuff, I've got some things happening, including a project I need to start but haven't got round to yet. (I should probably do that, actually. It has a deadline and my imagination doesn't work last-minute) All my documents and tools and such are in the safe, along with my emergency supply of chocolate and my Leatherman. Books are on that shelf and laptop is on the charger by the couch. I the top drawer that goes the length of the desk is my lab where I experiment with various ideas and, if I need more detail, I take it out to the full lab and work on it there. It's quite fun, actually. The hardest part is coming up with ideas to expand on. My creation station is great for weaving ideas together but it's no good at spinning the strands to make it.
eats a pie
You need to add punctuation to that statement.
no, I'm thinking about eating...
Even thoughts should have proper punctuation.
Gaah! fine!
That f should be a capital.
Oh you're so pedantic. *said in a very happy voice*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:26:12 AM
That f should be a capital.
no, no no the noy no no nono nono no no nooooooo!!!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 13, 2020, 04:18:33 AM
Oh you're so pedantic. *said in a very happy voice*
I know, right? I'm quite pleased with myself.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 13, 2020, 05:26:41 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 13, 2020, 02:26:12 AM
That f should be a capital.
no, no no the noy no no nono nono no no nooooooo!!!
That first n should also be a capital.
*invades Teer's mind and hits every button at once*
I'm sure Teer will be able to say for certain when she get's on, but I'm PRETTY SURE her security system makes that not happen :laugh:
aye, she said that some time ago...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 13, 2020, 12:27:56 PM
*invades Teer's mind and hits every button at once*
*the entire control room shuts down and half a dozen robots seize One-Eye's mind and hold it still*
FOREIGN OBJECT DETECTED. PERMISSION TO EJECT FOREIGN OBJECT.Permission granted.
EJECTING FOREIGN OBJECT... *One-eye's mind is flung out of control room, through electro-passageway, out of Nerek's mansion and into space*
O.O
Lol.
*slumps over, dead.* That was my last copy of my brain. I need it back.
It's all obvious now. One-Eye is a Terminator.
T-800, at your service.
O.O
Teer...I think it's geting to you...
Without my brain, I kill things.
*hides*
**shoots kade**
Heh, you can't.
One-Eye, the moment your mind left my brain, it joined up with your body again and both parts were flung into space. Also, Kade is currently protected by thick scales that have already proven to be bulletproof.
I'm glad that my sister knows the basics of how my security systems work.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 14, 2020, 03:15:48 AM
I'm glad that my sister knows the basics of how my security systems work.
as am I.
I'M BORED!!!!
There's a topic for that.
I was the last to post on it!!
A wild challenger has appeared! Disable with extreme force.
er...why?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 14, 2020, 12:58:36 PM
A wild challenger has appeared! Disable with extreme force.
If you say so. *disables One-Eye with extreme force* Never let it be said that I'm not an obliging person.
*types password into security system, watching as it powers up again and the robotic arms disappear into their places*
So, do you want to continue, Kade?
Teeeeeeer...I'm hungry
I'm on it. *heads to the kitchen*
*hugs Teer* thanks!
That's alright.
Hello, Lady. That smells delicious.
There's plenty to go around, Cedric. Help yourself.
*randomnisss...*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 08:31:03 AM
That's alright.
Hello, Lady. That smells delicious.
There's plenty to go around, Cedric. Help yourself.
Every time you mention Cedric, I think of Cedric Diggory.
XD
that is highly amusing!
Not particularly. Especially when you think of
Spoiler
graveyards.
if ya say so..
I do indeed say so.
*grins* if only you knew... ;D ;D ;D
Knew what?
We don't normally think of graveyards, so the name Cedric is fine.
Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 11:03:58 AM
Knew what?
I don't know, I just didn't know what to say...
*finishes scraping out frying pan* That was delicious, Lady! Thanks a bunch.
*smiles* That's alright. It's one of my favourite things to cook. I would tell you what it's called but I don't know how to spell it.
Heh...
*mumbils something about food*
*hoists taiha* Penguins, stand ready to march.
*salutes* We'll be ready in a minute, so we will. *bustles out to gather penguin troops*
Ah... Lady? What is happening?
There's an evil reptile trying to take over the forums.
Kind of like what was happening about three days ago?
Heh, yeah. This one's more serious though. He's got a lot of power already.
Need some help? We're not really battle trained but we're willing allies.
That would be great. Puawai can teach you the basics of warfare.
In that case, I better go gather my troops. *leaves kitchen*
Teer? why do you do this?
Reasons.
::)
I should have known.
Indeed.
I have so many things you say to that, but none worth saying.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 01:45:14 AM
*hoists taiha* Penguins, stand ready to march.
*salutes* We'll be ready in a minute, so we will. *bustles out to gather penguin troops*
Ah... Lady? What is happening?
There's an evil reptile trying to take over the forums.
Kind of like what was happening about three days ago?
Heh, yeah. This one's more serious though. He's got a lot of power already.
Need some help? We're not really battle trained but we're willing allies.
That would be great. Puawai can teach you the basics of warfare.
In that case, I better go gather my troops. *leaves kitchen*
*groans* Not again.
yes, again, what were you excepting?
Excepting?
Edit: Oh, expecting. Gotcha.
Oops! my bad! lol! sorry!
It's fine. ^-^
XD
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 09:50:02 PM
We don't normally think of graveyards, so the name Cedric is fine.
You haven't read Harry Potter.
You muggle. So you won't get it.
*Comes to, as if from a dream.*
Where am I?! Oh... wait, I'm still here. I feel like I blacked out for a bit there... is that normal?
Yeah, you're alright. One-Eye's unsuccessful invasion made the system temporarily shut down, that's all.
Puawai, come back in here for a second.
*bustles in* They're all ready, dearie, so they are. What is it they need to do again?
Nothing. I managed to deal with the evil villain so you can dismiss them. Ask Cedric and his team if they want some training first though. I think the ability to protect themselves will give them a lot more confidence, even if they don't have cause to use it.
I'll ask them then, so I will.
Thanks, Puawai.
Okay, ready to move on to the rest of my brain or do you want to keep playing with me for a while longer?
Right! The rampage! Could two of our other selves go have some fun in some other places while you show me around the next area here?
Sure, I guess. What's the plan, do I clone myself or something?
We don't need to go that far, do we? We can just do what I've been doing with the me's from other threads. Let's see... how 'bout the versions of us in one of the Christmas topics? They haven't been up to much in awhile so I'm sure they aren't busy.
Alternatively, we could go for Lock this topic too! (by next new year's day). And it might be a good idea to move our plotting to pms. It seems our telepathic connection isn't as private as it was supposed to be.
Hmmm, true enough.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 02:57:23 AM
Alternatively, we could go for Lock this topic too! (by next new year's day).
No! I like that one!
You realise that if they go on there, it means more posts.
dah!
You know, I think we should go on there.
*shapeshifts repeatedly for no reason*
*Gearshifts repeatedly for no reason.*
*seatshifts repeatedly for no reason*
*moves away for a reason*
*is amused*
So, shall we move on?
Sure. Whenever you're ready.
'Bout as ready as I can be ^-^
Well hurry up then. You're the one in control.
Ok, looks like some of our copies are causing chaos in other threads. Want to she me the next area here?
Sure. Through this door is the parliament. It's probably my second favourite place to hang out. As you can see, my conscience acts as Speaker of the House, my imagination records everything and the basic stuff my body needs to function act as whips. Nutrition keeps the government in order while sleep helps the opposition to stay in shape. Everything else gets to be an MP. There have been some entertaining arguments in here and not a few raised voices at various points in time. As far as security goes, it's the standard stuff for a government building but it doesn't need to be particularly high-tech because any decisions get sent to the control room anyway.
*Nods.* Hmmm. Hmmmmm. *Steps forward into the parliament.* I'd like to bring forward and propose new legislation regarding the continued consumption of the Otterbadger known as Kade!
:laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 06:35:56 AM
*Nods.* Hmmm. Hmmmmm. *Steps forward into the parliament.* I'd like to bring forward and propose new legislation regarding the continued consumption of the Otterbadger known as Kade!
(Speaker of the House) "Hmmm, you're new here. Before you can bring forth any complaints or ideas for change, you need to actually be accepted into parliament. Who are you and which party do you represent?"
I represent the outside entity known as "Kade", your honor. I've gone through many trials to be able to appear before you today, so I do hope you'll forgive my unexpected arrival. As "Kade"'s and "Shisteer"'s fates seem to grow ever more intertwined as time passes, I believe it would do us good to have representatives in each other's parliaments. In doing so, we will be able to expedite future matters regarding the two as they arise.
(Speaker of the House) "I see. It is a pleasure to have you with us, I am sure. However, unless you're voted in by the public, you cannot become a Member of Parliament, as such a thing would go against the standards of this government. I'm sure the Governor General and Prime Minister will both agree that voting arrangements can be made very soon and, as you have shown yourself to be an entirely respectable entity and, indeed, saved the entire system from certain doom at the mind of an evil villain, I'm sure the public will have no objection to your joining our government. In the meantime, you may talk to the Minister of Foreign Affairs, who will represent your case and bring forth any requests you have. Thank you for your understanding."
Ah, wonderful, wonderful. I do thank you for your generosity regarding this matter, and look forward to the chance to be able to work alongside you in the future. Now, the Minister of Foreign Affairs is...?
(Goodbye wonderful people! I'm going to bed now ^-^)
(Aww, night Ebby ^-^)
(Goodnight, Eb. Sleep well)
The Minister of Foreign Affairs is in charge of compassion, mostly. Very nice person, if I do say so myself. (though person isn't quite the right word) Through that door there is a small meeting room. We'll go talk to her in there so that the rest of parliament isn't disturbed by our chatter.
(By the way, the different aspects of my brain do not have a gender. However, since I'm female, they will be referred to in the female form)
(Gotcha)
I see. This is certainly an interesting set up you have. *He says to Teer, following her as they head to the room she indicated.*
man, I love/hate you guys... ;D
XD
Love ya
Ahh, sisterly love. *refrains from teasing as a Taniwha's wrath is not to be underestimated*
you'il be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
I doubt it.
As do I.
:'(
you think I'm lieing?
No, merely confused.
I doubt not your word o' lover of books..
Lover of books. *nods* Yes, far better than anything to do with 'blue' or 'fin'.
eh, don't worry, Fin...
Oh dear.
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:21:46 AM
Ahh, sisterly love. *refrains from teasing as a Taniwha's wrath is not to be underestimated*
Finny, dear, what could you possibly tease me about that's to do with sisterly love?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:08:07 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:21:46 AM
Ahh, sisterly love. *refrains from teasing as a Taniwha's wrath is not to be underestimated*
Finny, dear, what could you possibly tease me about that's to do with sisterly love?
*mutters something about awful nicknames* Nothing at all.
It hath been brought upon thee by thine own doing.
Has it?
Pardon, hath it?
It hath.
Mine dear companion, wouldst thou deign to assist one?
*Gives two thumbs up*
I'm proud of you guys.
Bo urr, ee be gurtly fancing beasters. Moi poor 'ead bees moighty cunfuzzleged, so it bees.
*grins evily at Teerraney*
Wipe that wicked grin off thine face.
nay! for Tis with great pleasure that I do so! >:D
Oh. Alrighty then, carry on.
Thy use of "Early-late English" doth instill a pride within mine self.
That's good.
I doth indeed enjoy misappropriating those alternative words.
not really...
Indeed I do.
Nay, I say, nay! Thine own mother wouldst shudder upon hearing such misappropriations from thee!
*shows Mum. she laughs*
Yet my mother doth know I weareth her drapes. Doth thine know thou wearest hers?
Alack, sir. Forsooth I doth hide such things; t'isn't meet and right so to show.
Thou is crazy. *leaves topic*
Return thyself, swine!
*is sad because I wanted to make a threat involving Mandos' Halls, but I have done so too many times already*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
try, and you shall meat the bones you eat!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 01:18:22 AM
Thou is crazy. *leaves topic*
Oi, get back here. We aren't through yet -_-
Thanks.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 03:29:58 PM
Hmmm....
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 25, 2020, 03:16:50 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 24, 2020, 06:50:55 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
Try, and you shall meet the bones you eat!
i WILL NEVER BE A VEGETARIAN!!!!!
Fixed.
No, I think you need to replace a lowercase letter with a capital. Just to even it up a bit.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 25, 2020, 03:16:50 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 24, 2020, 06:50:55 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
try, and you shall meet the bones you eat!
I WILL NEVER BE A VEGETARIAN!!!!!
what? I was saying that I would send Kade to the land of the dead if he did that...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
(Hey, stop calling people swines. It's not nice) *refuses to come back until Kade apologises*
HAH.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 08:48:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
(Hey, stop calling people swines. It's not nice) *refuses to come back until Kade apologises*
Doth thou despise yon tasty morsel?
wut...
*Chases after and hugs Teer.* I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
Alright. *comes back*
wait...what?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 08:48:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
(Hey, stop calling people swines. It's not nice) *refuses to come back until Kade apologises*
Doth thou despise yon tasty morsel?
Not really, but it's still not very nice to call me one. I'm covered in scales and too lean to make good eating anyway.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 06:46:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 08:48:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
(Hey, stop calling people swines. It's not nice) *refuses to come back until Kade apologises*
Doth thou despise yon tasty morsel?
Not really, but it's still not very nice to call me one. I'm covered in scales and too lean to make good eating anyway.
*blinks* wait, so...Kade want to eat you? O.o
He called me a swine, then mentioned that it was a tasty morsel, so I assume that means that yes, he does want to eat me.
(O.O)
O.O)
.O)
O)
)
*shuts door and runs away*
I was going to do that but then he apologised, so I decided not to. (Besides, it would be quite interesting to see somebeast's innards while they were still fully functional. I've seen plenty of digestive systems that have been cut open and are as dead as the beast they came from but being eaten alive would be a rather interesting experience)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 06:46:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 26, 2020, 01:26:42 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 08:48:10 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:30:39 AM
Return thyself, swine!
(Hey, stop calling people swines. It's not nice) *refuses to come back until Kade apologises*
Doth thou despise yon tasty morsel?
Not really, but it's still not very nice to call me one. I'm covered in scales and too lean to make good eating anyway.
And probably adverse to being eaten, as well as being a fierce Taniwha who could get slightly annoyed with Kade if he keeps trying to eat you.
Don't put words in my mouth, finned one.
Okay. I won't.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 09:43:28 AM
He called me a swine, then mentioned that it was a tasty morsel, so I assume that means that yes, he does want to eat me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 10:06:20 AM
I was going to do that but then he apologised, so I decided not to. (Besides, it would be quite interesting to see somebeast's innards while they were still fully functional. I've seen plenty of digestive systems that have been cut open and are as dead as the beast they came from but being eaten alive would be a rather interesting experience)
Oh, well I wasn't planning to, but since you seem so interested I suppose I can oblige. *Eats Teer.*
*Facedesks.*
Let her out.
MY BIRB IS THE BEST BIRD!!!!!
*has been eaten* Wow, this is fascinating. A bit cramped, but fascinating, none the less.
*Smacks his lips.* Hmm, a bit of a smokey flavor. Not bad. So, is it everything you hoped it would be?
O_O
*Has officially left the topic.*
Good idea. *follows Verdauga*
*enters room* Hello, I'm the Minister of Foreign Affairs. You wanted to discuss something with me?
Ah, hello, Shirley. This is Kade Rivok.
What? No, this is Kade Rivok.
*On a closed channel, excluding Shirley* Oi, what are you doing?
I'm introducing you. What do you think I'm doing? Shirley knows full well who I am.
Heh, Kade has quite the sense of humour.
Pleased to meet you, Kade Rivok. Now, what is it you wanted to discuss with me?
This might be a good time for you to let me out of your digestive system, Kade. (You're one of the Kades from Seb's court house, right?)
Ah, yes, I apologize. I can't help myself sometimes.
So, I represent the outside entity known as "Kade Rivok", ma'am. As "Kade"'s and "Shisteer"'s fates seem to grow ever more intertwined as time passes, I believe it would do us good to have representatives in each other's parliaments. In doing so, we will be able to expedite future matters regarding the two as they arise. In order to attain this goal, I've been informed that a vote must be made, and that you will represent me during this process. I do look forward to working with you.
You aren't wrong, but... how do I, uh... how do I do that? Now that I think about it, I tend to keep things... where they are, so to speak. (No, this should be the Kade from this thread. The two from the court have since returned.)
(But the Kade from this thread disappeared when your mind entered my brain so there shouldn't even be a physical entity known as Kade in this thread, unless it's one of the ones from Seb's courthouse. I think only one of them has returned there) Hmmm, good question. I usually just spit things out from my stomach but, come to think of it, I don't think everybeast can do that. It's a shame Verdauga left the topic.
Ah, yes. *takes out pen and clipboard* Tell me, what is your political party name?
(Ah, I suppose you're right. We'll go with that then) Indeed. Well, at least I don't think you're in any danger.
Well, my Mind Palace generally goes by the name "Kingdom of Advanced Dynamic Empathy", or KADE for short.
Interesting, interesting. *writes that down* And what are your party policies, Kade Rivok?
Kingdom of Advanced Dynamic Empathy? *chuckles* I like it!
:laugh:
Yeah, I can come up with good stuff every once in awhile ;D
The defense of all friends and the destruction of the foebeast, while also trying to cause friendly mischief and chaos along the way. All plans for mischief and chaos are run through the K.A.D.E. to determine suitability to the situation, that way no actual harm is caused.
Ugh, my stomach feels a bit weird... are you ok in there?
Yeah, I'm fine. Just a bit cramped is all, and I think you forgot to put me through the stomach acid protector so my scales will need to be shined when I come out.
So I see.
*nods and keeps taking notes* Yes, very good. I think the voters will agree with your ideals. Now, is there anything else you'd like to add or will that be all for now? There will, of course, be the speech you are required to give. Do you need any help with that or will you manage on your own?
Stomach acid protector? I didn't know that was a thing, sorry. I'll help with shining your scales to make up for it. Also, I'm surprised it's cramped honestly, I've grown considerably as of late.
Speech? Mm, I certainly wouldn't mind some help there, if it isn't too much of a bother. I really appreciate the help, Shirley.
How else would I have eaten you and you come out with your fur still perfectly fluffed? Stomach acid isn't good for fluff, so, when I eat you, I put you in a Sap, which is a bit like a... air bubble, of sorts. It allows you to have some room to move around, it protests your fur and it gives you plenty of oxygen so you won't die.
No problem. I'll just order a cup of tea first. Would you like a drink?
Ok, uh... how do I put you in a Sap, then? Is that something I can even do?
Just some water, thanks.
It's kinda too late now, and I don't even know if you can do it. I suppose otterbadgers aren't designed to eat things without the intention of digesting them.
Of course. Please excuse me, I'll be right back.
So, what's your speech going to be about?
True enough. On the plus side, my stomach is feeling better now.
Mmmm... I'll start with introductions of course, though I imagine folks will already know me. I'll mention Nerek and how we were able to stop her by working together, showing that as proof that having representatives in each others mind governing systems is a good idea. I'll probably also go into the fact that it makes even more sense since we're (sorta) family now, and that by working together we can better protect the forum from invaders and ne'er do wellers. I might also touch on the fact that by working together, we can have a bit more fun around here, but only if I think that'll play well to the parliament. Thoughts?
Sounds good. Only mention that last part if the Minister of Health isn't there. She doesn't have much of a sense of humour. And we're properly family, so leave the (sorta) out.
*Pokes his stomach.* You, uh... you still there?
*Smiles at Teer.* Whatever you say sis.
*shifts uncomfortably* Yep, I'm still here.
*returns smile* Glad you agree.
*enters, carrying tray with water and two cups of peppermint tea* Now, let's get comfortable and then we can start our speech writing.
*Stomach gurgles.* Whoa, that feels weird.
Ok. Um, by comfortable, you mean...?
*settles down* Sorry. I was just moving around so I wasn't upside down anymore.
Whatever you want it to mean. Are you sufficiently comfortable?
...I kinda feel hungry again.
Um... I suppose? Let's just get started, shall we?
Please just put up with it. I'm not sure I could handle any less space than I have.
Alrighty then, *sips tea* start with introductions. How do you want to do this?
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Ach...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:30:34 AM
Please just put up with it. I'm not sure I could handle any less space than I have.
Alrighty then, *sips tea* start with introductions. How do you want to do this?
Yeah yeah...
I hope I don't have to wait long....Mm, well I assume I should formally introduce myself and who I represent, then move on to reiterating some of the recent history between Teer and I as a point of reference for how are fates are growing ever closer together. After that, hmmm....
no! don't do that!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:14:22 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:30:34 AM
Please just put up with it. I'm not sure I could handle any less space than I have.
Alrighty then, *sips tea* start with introductions. How do you want to do this?
Yeah yeah... I hope I don't have to wait long....
Mm, well I assume I should formally introduce myself and who I represent, then move on to reiterating some of the recent history between Teer and I as a point of reference for how are fates are growing ever closer together. After that, hmmm....
Trust me, buddy, I hope so to.
@Verdauga , please help me.
*looks back at recent history* Maybe skip the part about you punishing me for not telling you enough suspicions, and possibly the part about you eating me. I'm not sure either of those would go down well with the community. Stick to the positive bits, and maybe the part where you stopped me from digesting Eb. The Speaker of the House will like that.
*takes notes* Yes, that's good. What then? I think you have half an hour for your speech, though it doesn't have to all be talking. You could hand out pens or sing a song or something.
I mean, the fact that I'm hungry now is worrying. I shouldn't be, right?
Sing a song...? What exactly is expected to be in my speech, if I may ask?
Ooo! Oo! a RedWall song!
Potentially. I mean, I'm kinda worried, but I don't know why you should be.
*grins* Nothing specific is expected. You just need to convince the majority of... entities that you'd make a good mp. They value entertainment highly and musical entertainment even more so, but a song was just a suggestion. You could talk for half an hour, if that appeals to you more.
We do appreciate music, Kade, but that was only an idea. You don't need to do anything you're not comfortable doing.
Just the implications, is all....
-_- Why do I feel as if i'm being reverse logic peer pressured into coming up with another song?
because that's what's hapening.
Oh. *looks back over previous posts* I have no idea what you're talking about.
*looks perfectly innocent* I don't know. You can rest assured that I'd never try and do such a thing.
*nods seriously* Of course not! We would never do that to you.
*from inside Kade's belly* Stop pestering him! He doesn't have to sing unless he really wants to.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 09:08:13 AM
Oh. *looks back over previous posts* I have no idea what you're talking about.
*looks perfectly innocent* I don't know. You can rest assured that I'd never try and do such a thing.
*nods seriously* Of course not! We would never do that to you.
I mean... if I'm hungry... then wouldn't that mean my stomach is empty?
*Looks from one to the other.* I make no promises. The last promise I made regarding my vocal expertise backfired on me, after all.
No, it just mean's you're an otterbadger with a huge appetite and I set my size to small so I'd have more room.
*smiles understandingly* That's alright. I'm sorry to hear you had a bad experience with singing. Now, what else do you want your speech to involve?
*Opens door and strides into the room.*
*Teleports My darling out of Kade's stomach.*
*Strides out the other door.*
*Has left the topic once more.*
she wanted to be eaten though...
If I could hear them speaking, I would remark on the speech and something in RA. However, I can't hear them speaking so I can't remark on it.
*stretches luxuriously and calls after Verdauga* Thanks, Honey! I love you!
*Calls from outside the topic.*
You're welcome! Love you too!
*digs a hole*
*Skips into topic* Hi! *Trips and falls into the hole*
No you don't. *fills hole in, making sure Lass is out*
Did you make sure Russa had fully exited the hole as well?
Lass did.
Lass was helping her out, but she never specified that she'd completed the process.
*digs another hole*
*sighs* This could go on for a while.
*gets Lass out of the hole then fills the hole in*
*re-digs in the same spot*
*looks at Bookie with the gase of a kelkara* stop.
*sets Lass on fire because she's a Kalkara* Oops...
*digs a hole and dies in it*
*resurrects Lass and confiscates her digging tools*
*is a pile of ashes.*
*blinks slowly* That went a lot faster than I was expecting.
(Oh?)
(so you burn me to death, and then won't even let me have a grave?!?)
(No, I resurrected you)
(after burning me to death.)
(Only because you were imitating a Kalkara)
(welp, I'm still ash...)
(You aren't.)
(I am.)
(you just don't get it.)
*Mournful wailing*
Waily, waily, waily!
*Confused wailing*
Crivens!
*Gathp*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 01, 2020, 12:51:21 PM
*Confused wailing*
*flattens self against the wall*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!
The same thing that's wrong with you, of course!
Really? Cause I got a whole list.
So have I.
You dare oppose me mortal?
*Fingers me knife and licks lips.*
Be it on papre, hmm? cannai see it?
Yes. (To One-Eye)
No. (To Verdauga)
No. It is wriiten in the language of the enchanting table. I figured out how to read/ write it.
*edited out*
I WANNA KNOW THOUGH
I just asked a dumb question...
What was it?
I don't want you to know, but if you must, ask an admin.
*Is sad.*
*hugs kade* I'm not trying to be mean, I just don't want to look anymore dumb then I already am..
*Hugs Lass back.* You aren't dumb, sweetie.
She certainly isn't. Lass, you are not dumb.
*Comforts Lass from afar.*
Don't you dare entertain those thoughts again! We'll hug it out of you!
(you guys are so sweet!!! I was saying that what I said was dumb, so I edited it out, not asking for a pitty-party XD)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 08:24:26 PM
*Comforts Lass from afar.*
Don't you dare entertain those thoughts again! We'll hug it out of you!
Well said, dearest!
^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 02, 2020, 06:05:20 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 01, 2020, 08:24:26 PM
*Comforts Lass from afar.*
Don't you dare entertain those thoughts again! We'll hug it out of you!
Well said, dearest!
Well said, Teer!
Well said ev'ryone!
Woo and stuff!
*is very*
That's great. You should be true.
Na, that's some other beasts job.
*is happy*
*dies in a hole*
D:
*Revitalizes Lass using her profile.*
Gaaaah! stop doing that! Ebby said I need to die in a hole!!!!!!!
Well done, Verdauga.
Happy to help.
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2020, 11:45:03 PM
Gaaaah! stop doing that! Ebby said I need to die in a hole!!!!!!!
Which you did. She never said it had to be permanent.
Exactly! Lass, I would prefer it if you stayed alive. I need you to stop me from going sane.
I think you need to sort your priorities, dear. :laugh:
Oh? Do you have a problem with my priorities?
I'd rather you not vie for insanity, at the very least ^-^
We've all proved we're mad just by coming here, I think.
What is this pain I feel..... No! could it be...? The..... THE..... The TRUTH!?
:laugh:
;D
I'm not crazy, YOU'RE crazy!
You and me both, Kade.
so you only wanted me to die for a bit?...
Correct.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 04, 2020, 03:33:59 AM
You and me both, Kade.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/7xCds0RBfyWQ0/source.gif)
Such drama.
Well, I did do musical theater back in junior high ;D
Fair enough then. ^-^
soo..
Soo..?
La. (a note to follow so)
It's actually "sol" not "so" ^-^
Ti
Huh, in that case The Sound of Music is wrong. Who would have thought?
It isn't wrong, unless you're talking about the subtitles. The L in it is mostly silent.
Ah, okay. It's correct! Yay!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 04, 2020, 02:22:08 AM
So, what do you think of the place? Huge mansion, delicious food, instant service. Being evil isn't so bad, huh? You could join me. Two minds together would be able to rule the entire cellars. I'd let you out of confinement and we can make a fortune.
You can talk at the moment and I won't send that otterbadger into instant agony.
Thank you. In answer to your question, I'd rather be loyal and have less comfort than turn to darkness and have all of this and more. Everybeast here is a slave. They're all miserable and half starved. Do you feed them anything?
*shrugs* Nutrition is overrated. They get as much water as they want.
You know that's cruel. I would never join you, no matter how much power or wealth you bribe me with. I don't care how many unpleasant memories you release or even if you manage to kill me, there is Nothing that would ever tempt me to help you in this madness.
You may be sorry to say that. *turns The Embrace of Pain on*
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
That's already been handled Lass -_-
Why did you have to bring this up again, Lass? This topic made me feel actually ill for a while.
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti.
That's how they're actually spelt.
YOU HAVE TO FINISH THE SCALE YOU OVERBAKED SHEEP!!!
Ah, mood swings.
How many octaves do you want, and just ascending/descending or both?
*takes a few deep breaths* Just add another do on the end and it should be fine.
Do, re mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do.
Thank you! I appreciate it, my friend. *gives Booklover some chocolate to reward her efforts*
Thank you! *eats the chocolate*
Oh, yeah, it's probably close to morning for you guys.
It's almost twenty to one in the morning for them, and the same time in the afternoon for me.
Yeah, I should really go to bed. I'm just procrastinating.
Me procrastinating
*yawns* I'll just finish this post, then I'll go to bed. *finishes post and goes to Cellars board* Oh, somebeast's posted in Lock this topic, I better do that too. I'll go to bed as soon as I've done that. *posts there and returns to Cellars board* Look, there's a reply to my post in suchandsuchatopic, I'll just check what they said and see if it needs replying to. *finishes that post and returns to Cellars* Oh, another post there. I need to respond to that one.
(An hour later)
*yawns* I should really go to bed. I'll just finish this post...
(About twenty posts later, when eyelids are starting to close) Right, it's bedtime. One last post in lock this topic and I'm leaving. *posts, then closes laptop lid and stumbles off to bed, thinking about how it's a good thing I got into my pjs already because otherwise I'd be too exhausted to bother*
I do that all the time.
Yeah. It's not just with forum stuff either. I procrastinate about EVERYTHING.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 04, 2020, 12:57:46 PM
Yeah. It's not just with forum stuff either. I procrastinate about EVERYTHING.
no kidding ::)
And yet you manage to male me look lazy. Isn't hard to do, but still.
Seriously? I hadn't realised. As far as I can tell, you don't appear particularly lazy.
what is going on?
your guess is as good as mine...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 02:52:18 AM
Seriously? I hadn't realised. As far as I can tell, you don't appear particularly lazy.
Nah, I'm easily the laziest on the forums.
...that's not a good thing, you know...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 05, 2020, 01:16:53 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 05, 2020, 02:52:18 AM
Seriously? I hadn't realised. As far as I can tell, you don't appear particularly lazy.
Nah, I'm easily the laziest on the forums.
I disagree.
*splutters* What?!?!
I've done literally nothing today.
You okay Lass?
I'm fine, why do you ask?
Because you spluttered and asked "what??"
::) that's not me, silly chook!
Oh. Yeah, your egos are alternate, aren't they?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 01:34:38 AM
I've done literally nothing today.
And I have? Well, this is the first I've heard of it.
Oh, by the way, with regards to your sig:
*Hands Teer some food.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 01:39:19 AM
Oh. Yeah, your egos are alternate, aren't they?
egos? What are you going on about?
he's gone mad from the lock down...
you might be right...
Ironically, the confinement protocols have thus far hardly affected my everyday life.
Ah, fair enough. Most of my life is so far unaffected but I miss being able to ring Eb up and be like "Hey, I'm bored. Want to hang out?" I also miss tap dancing and fencing. It really hasn't changed that much but it's taken away all of my favourite things about just generally living. I can't just wander around town and talk to people for the pure sake of it. I'm basically DYING of no social interaction. I feel like I'm going to explode before this stupid thing is over. The pain is too great for me to bear! I will die in lonely misery forever! *collapses dramatically on the ground and literally dies*
(Oh, thanks for the food, by the way)
Hay, what about us?
Yeah! you have me!
(No problem.)
You are an extrovert. I feel sorry for you.
*would feel grateful for the sympathy, but is dead*
*Revitalizes Teer using her profile.*
(@Mods! Can my usergroup be set to medic? :D)
you'd need to be a administrator to do that...just saying..
Hence the @mods. I'm asking them to set the usergroup, In jest of course.
the mods can't do it! only admins!!!!!
*has been resurrected* Calm down, Clue. Dying is tiring and gives you hangover. (Please note, I have never actually experienced hangover so I'm not quite sure what it's like. Then again, I've never experienced dying either, so that might feel different to what I imagine it to be like too) Anyway, my point is, I've got a very understandable headache, so please don't yell.
*makes Teer a cup of tea* this should help..
Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 01:48:14 AM
Ironically, the confinement protocols have thus far hardly affected my everyday life.
Well, now it's the holidays they aren't really. Apart from not being able to go to church. Before that, they were, and once the holidays finish (well, would have finished) they will be.
what about chess?
What do you mean?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2020, 05:12:35 AM
Please note, I have never actually experienced hangover so I'm not quite sure what it's like.
My understanding is that it consists of a horrifying headache that makes you
wish you were dead.
Also, please don't die of boredom, sis. Please feel free to bug me to your hearts content instead ^-^ (something most easily done via discord, by the by)
I'll remember that.
but you didn't. 8)
I did remember, I just didn't put the knowledge to use.
Indeed, I have yet to be bugged :laugh:
It will happen eventually, brother. For now, I have found something useful to do.
^-^
That was a joke, as I explained later.
I know, just how it all started was...quite shocking...and then you were really nice about it...I escaped...
Quote from: Booklover on March 01, 2020, 02:51:55 PM
I'm joking, just joking. Don't worry. Selling somebody into slavery is a dreadful crime, and I'm sure Verdauga wouldn't stoop to that level, and I know that I wouldn't buy somebody.
See! you were so sweet about it!
It was quite funny.
I'm just glad I got away to be honest...
Mm. Fun times, fun times.
Indeed! ;D
Like these.
*giggles*
I miss Kade.
He'll be on soon. I hope.
Me too. The Cellars isn't the same without him.
Agreed.
...
(Thanks, guys! Now I'm depressed! Come back, Kade!)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 01:44:30 PM
I miss Kade.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 16, 2020, 01:56:27 PM
He'll be on soon. I hope.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 16, 2020, 10:14:20 PM
Me too. The Cellars isn't the same without him.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 17, 2020, 12:39:41 AM
Agreed.
...
(Thanks, guys! Now I'm depressed! Come back, Kade!)
Aaaaand, sent.
^Indeed.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ltbKep9Ce8dBS/giphy.gif)
*Peeks around a corner, looking at the people milling about, waiting to jump him.*
*jumps on Kade* You're back!
Ironically, he's offline now.
I know. :'( :P
*Is jumped on.* I am indeed :laugh:
*Tackled Kade* Gotcha!
*Pushes Eb out of the way before getting tackled by Seb.* What is this, the NFL?
*Knocks Kade to the ground*
*is pushed out of the way* *leaps on both Seb and Kade*
*Belly flops on Eb, Seb, and Kade*
*is flopped*
*hugs the entire pile* I missed you so much, Kade! What is NFL?
National (American)Football League.
Ah, thanks, Sweetie.
Yo, kids this is getting a smol tad frizzled and olden. Are you two truely in love?
Of course. Can you not see our love from the way we communicate with each other?
Ugh. :-|
I will not apologise.
*sits down beside the pile and smiles at Kade* Nice to see you around again, Havok. :)
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 10:42:37 AM
Are you two truly in love?
Why would I not be in love with her? She's kind, smart, funny, and overpowered. She's perfect.
Hah!
Quote from: Verdauga on May 23, 2020, 02:32:31 PM
Quote from: Herman Smith on May 23, 2020, 10:42:37 AM
Are you two truly in love?
Why would I not be in love with her? She's kind, smart, funny, and overpowered. She's perfect.
Thanks, Sweetest.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 23, 2020, 01:08:14 PM
*sits down beside the pile and smiles at Kade* Nice to see you around again, Havok. :)
*Smiles.* Thanks! Nice to be around. ^-^
*Waters seed*
It's dead.
Thank goodness.
But it'll grow.
Into what?
*wanders into topic, eating pumpkin seeds*
Hello, Teer.
Kia ora. Want some punkin seeds?
*Considers* Yes. Yes, I do.
Alrighty then. *holds paper bag out to Russa* Help yourself.
*Grabs a handful*
Sure. *holds bag out to Seb*
Y'all are gonna grow pumpkins in your stomachs.
Which were never explained, despite the topic stating that they would be.
Or even summed up.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:23:31 PM
Y'all are gonna grow pumpkins in your stomachs.
Ooooooo!!!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:23:31 PM
Y'all are gonna grow pumpkins in your stomachs.
That's not how it vorks.
Speaking of seeds planted, my family just planted our garden.
Nice! What did you plant?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 03, 2020, 12:54:51 AM
Speaking of seeds planted, my family just planted our garden.
That's awesome!
Even so, what's bad about that?
They're terribly difficult to remove.
Eh. My stomach acid would resolve them eventually.
Wow. Didn't realize I garnered that much response.
We just planted some cucumbers, tomatoes, and peppers. Mostly tomatoes.
Yum, yum. I love homegrown tomatoes.
Saaaaaaaaame
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 10:39:31 PM
Eh. My stomach acid would resolve them eventually.
Don't you realize? They're able to grow there specifically
because they're resistant to stomach acid.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 03, 2020, 10:12:13 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 12:12:13 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:23:31 PM
Y'all are gonna grow pumpkins in your stomachs.
That's not how it vorks.
T'is.
Wow. Really? How imteresting.Quote from: Verdauga on June 04, 2020, 12:56:30 AM
Wow. Didn't realize I garnered that much response.
We just planted some cucumbers, tomatoes, and peppers. Mostly tomatoes.
Ooh! Those are all great. Especially cucumbers. Though, when we had grown ours, they weren't thaaaat amazing, per say, but still good.
Yeah, and I think that way of spelling it is wrong, so I don't. What it should actually be is 't'is, but that's goofy, so I use t'is because it offends me less.
Spaces are ignored in contractions.
As I said, I think it's wrong. Not because of grammar rules, but because I don't like it.
So?
"So" yourself, I was explaining the reasoning behind why I spell it the way I do. You don't have to agree. *shrugs*
(https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Plants-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Seeds/Planting-Seeds-83515.gif)
Kade's opinion is wrong.
Don't care.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 03, 2020, 07:24:35 PM
(https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Plants-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Seeds/Planting-Seeds-83515.gif)
I get it.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 03, 2020, 07:24:35 PM
(https://www.gifmania.co.uk/Plants-Animated-Gifs/Animated-Seeds/Planting-Seeds-83515.gif)
Now watch children, as the presentaion shows the rythmic gusts of steam emerging from this volcanic vent lift a coffee bean through the air back into the hand of our correspondent. His extreme practice shows in his timing, dropping the bean just before the vent discharges to push it back into his hand.
Fascinating.
Nah.
The seed is planted.
What will it grow?
A strawberry tree.
Tree strawberries are so delicious!
I agree. *Is chewing on one of such trees.*
You creature.
Heh.
(https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/DcaR5SimNDBQhYDcTAxjkMNTbQz1u17vSSEh14tklZk/%3Fpid%3DApi%26rs%3D1/https/th.bing.com/th/id/OIP._RY4uMC9OgpMemJMj0FS8gHaHY?width=409&height=407)
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There are too many of them.
Yar.
The dude walking into a tree has the highest chance of surviving. :P
Yup.
Unless that tree is full of MAD KILLER HORNETS! AHAH!
In that case, the dude stepping on a rake will probably come out most alive.
Unless the rake was CHARGED WITH A BILLION BOLTS OF ELECTRICITY!!! AHAH!
*Devours the seed.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 24, 2020, 06:31:45 PM
*Devours the seed.*
*Sends my fist into Kade's tum causing him to spit out "The Seed" (along with other questionable liquids)*
*THE SEED IS PLACED IN A USED ICE CREAM TUBLET* *RENEWED POWERS ENTER SHADEWN'S BODY-CAST* *STRANGE THINGS BREW*
Sooorrry. I added a bit too much mocha to my coffee.
Wait, Tublet? What even is that?
(Small tub, methinks.)
*Waters the seed*
Well, a year and a half later is as good a time as any, I suppose.
Eeeeh... It might ahve rained.
Maaan I miss Sheev
Dear Lass, do not fret! I'm still huffing Mommy Nature's sweet, sweet air! :giggle: 8D
I was about to make a joke about you not being active, but then I checked and you were on today.
..Or vaz 'e...?
Click his name and see for yourself.
It could be an 'acker, or zummat elze viz malevolent intentionz.
Man reading this thread brought back memories. So beautifully cringey.
*Loads a-hot-dog-gun*
Some posts are meant to stay dead.
I don't remember this
Quote from: Verdauga on October 30, 2024, 10:39:21 AM*Loads a-hot-dog-gun*
Some posts are meant to stay dead.
Ach, but
ze dead dinnae ztay dead...
Iunno, I got a cleaver and Teer has fire. We have most situations under ctrl.
You guys are weird.
*Quotez 'iz ovn zignature*
QuoteDOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?
*Hovlz*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 30, 2024, 10:12:19 PM*Quotez 'iz ovn zignature*
QuoteDOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?
*Hovlz*
I like you.
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 30, 2024, 05:14:07 PMI don't remember this
You started most of this. You should remember.
That's just it, I don't remember it
Fair enough. Oh well.
The seed
Ze acorn.
I think an acorn is technically more of a nut than a seed.
Ve're av nutz, tae be 'onezt...
Good point. Not even a seed of hope among us.
Are nuts seeds though?
Ze real queztion iz, iz peach a citruz...?
I believe there's a topic for that somewhere.
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 01, 2024, 12:20:19 AMAre nuts seeds though?
No. Seeds are found inside some sort of fruit, nuts grow independently. (I could consider the argument that nuts
are a kind of fruit, actually)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 01, 2024, 01:27:39 AMI believe there's a topic for that somewhere.
Zat'z vhy Ah pozted zat.
*Zprinklez zeltzer vater on ze zeed, along viz zoda, lemonade, und jam*
*the seed is happy, probably?*
(Ve'll zee...)
*is blindfolded*
*Makez funny facez vhich Shisteer cannae zee*
(https://media.tenor.com/ZeVwaAsyQZwAAAAM/gestos-tongue-out.gif)
*bumps into a wall*
*Presses a walking stick into Teer's grasp and leads her away from the wall*
The seed
*Eats the seed*
Ze Zeed O' DOOM!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 01, 2024, 10:35:16 PM*Presses a walking stick into Teer's grasp and leads her away from the wall*
Oh, thanks.
*shakes walking stick at a group of nearby children* Get off my lawn!
Teer. . . Those are the gardeners. . .
Vone o' zem iz Chauncey Gardner. 'e loikez tae vatch.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 02, 2024, 11:57:53 PMQuote from: Verdauga on November 01, 2024, 10:35:16 PM*Presses a walking stick into Teer's grasp and leads her away from the wall*
Oh, thanks.
*shakes walking stick at a group of nearby children* Get off my lawn!
Back in my day. . .
Quote from: Verdauga on November 03, 2024, 12:14:30 AMTeer. . . Those are the gardeners. . .
... Oops. My bad. *stops shaking stick* Maybe if they kept the noise down, I wouldn't have gotten confused.
*A Yorkie valkz up und ztartz nibblin' on ze ztick*
How rude.
Alaz poor Yorkie...
Indeed. He missed the ball and got hit in the face.
Ach, zuch violence...
Sorry. Couldn't see where I was throwing properly.
*Uzez a Potion on ze Yorkie*
Good thinking, good thinking.
*Ze Yorkie barkz 'appily- fully recovered- und zen ztealz Shisteer'z ztick und runz off viz it*
Typical. *trips on a bowl of soup*