Here's a fun little game; try and find some way to make me post a reply. If you can, you get points based on how many posts it has been since I last posted. Will you be the one who manages to coerce me into posting? We'll have to see, now won't we? >:D
The scores so far:
lass of something much: 21 points
Luftwaffles: 20 points
Sebias of Redwall: 19 points
Kade Rivok: 11 points
DanielofRedwall: 11 points
ROUND 2 SCORES:
Verdauga: 2 points
*sips tea* I'll just watch.
Hey Matto, if you don't want me to delete the entire database, please say so clearly by posting below in here and JUST in here ;)
Database, database, whoooa!
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 30, 2020, 06:47:23 AM
Here's a fun little game; try and find some way to make me post a reply. If you can, you get points based on how many posts it has been since I last posted. Will you be the one who manages to coerce me into posting? We'll have to see, now won't we? >:D
Why? We don't want
you posting anyway ::)
Lass! He is supposed to be respected! I mean, if course he's not as respectable as Luft, but he should still not be talked to in such a manner.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 06:56:39 AM
Lass! He is supposed to be respected! I mean, if course he's not as respectable as Luft, but he should still not be talked to in such a manner.
Oh, that would make him post for sure :D
Matto has this crazy idea that he's higher up than me, but everyone knows I'm top dog ;)
Of course you are, My Lord!
:D!
*Is currently undecided on whether or not to use Matto's self-imposed silence to make fun of him relentlessly and unopposed* ;D
Can you teach me some Spanish insults?
Matto's face.
Matthias' legacy? What legacy exactly? I don't see any legacy anywhere.
Oh, so you teach me elsewhere and I just practice them here?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:35:26 AM
Oh, so you teach me elsewhere and I just practice them here?
No XD
Oh, Dan... that's beautiful XD
Oh. Alright then. *is slightly disappointed* Can you at least teach me how to say bean in Spanish?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 30, 2020, 07:41:14 AM
Oh. Alright then. *is slightly disappointed* Can you at least teach me how to say bean in Spanish?
"Frijol".
Oooh! Yes! *abrazo* Gracias.
*is happy*
That is just mean.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 30, 2020, 08:02:11 AM
21 points to lass for the BRILLIANT use of punnery. Cumin, guys. The rest of you need to up your game. You in-salt me. Spice things up a bit. And pepper in some more wordplay while you're at it.
Congratulations, Lass.
Yes, congratulations.
Only took two pages? You're getting soft, Matthias.
Matthias, in the time that I've known you, you have proved to be the most backward elder that was ever spawned on this dungish netherscape. You need to leave. Get out. I am so sick and tired of your idiot behaviour. I don't like you.
Well, that's rather... rude.
But it's true. I have such a flaming dislike for this rather pongish and dim elder of ours. He has no right to call this drab forum his home.
*grabs Sheev and holds him in a headlock* I may not be in Matthias' service specifically, but NOBEAST is permitted to speak such things about former or current staff.
Hey, Matthias is that your face? Oh, sorry I was just staring at my brother's forked uvula caked in puma barf.
Matty, can you tell me the names (and a bit about them) of all the old admins? I want to do a drawing of all the admins just chillin' by a fire, and I thought I would ask you because you know everything make good puns...
There's James and Sierra, basically. I don't know of any other admins, though there were lots of mods.
I can't even remember if Matthias was ever a mod. ???
Oh. He is an honoured elder, so I think he was. Unless he hacked the system?
Maybe we should ask him. Were you a mod?
Also, as I was the one to work out why your username has the number 720, any chance you can do me a favour, as a reward, and post?
Quote from: Booklover on June 30, 2020, 10:53:39 AM
Also, as I was the one to work out why your username has the number 720, any chance you can do me a favour, as a reward, and post?
Oh, I know the story! Great story, in fact, but Matthias tells it better than me. Care to explain it Matthias?
Oooh, what happened?
Yes, do tell.
Yes, do tell Matthias, we are all waiting. Don't let us down now!
Everyone back up, y'all are doing this wrong. Pfft. Amateurs.
*Pulls out wand*
*Says the magic word*
Please?
I like how this knucklehead knows that I can make good on my threats to the database, yet he would rather acknowledge puns.
Is it too late to impeach him?
Lol.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 04:53:22 PM
I like how this knucklehead knows that I can make good on my threats to the database, yet he would rather acknowledge puns.
Is it too late to impeach him?
When did this become a democracy? Oh, right. It DIDN'T!
(Also, 20 points to Luftwaffles...)
Nice profile picture. I wonder what it has in its backpack.
I can't believe you went right past the explanation of the 720 part of the name. Way to leave your friends hanging.
Yeah, we need to hear it. Have mercy on us!
I suck at puns, they always get stuck in my teeth though..
I am not good at pubs.
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on July 01, 2020, 09:10:19 AM
I can't believe you went right past the explanation of the 720 part of the name. Way to leave your friends hanging.
Didn't that come from one of those "This username is taken, but we recommend these" things on some site?
Quote from: Matthias720 on July 01, 2020, 08:37:29 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 30, 2020, 04:53:22 PM
I like how this knucklehead knows that I can make good on my threats to the database, yet he would rather acknowledge puns.
Is it too late to impeach him?
When did this become a democracy? Oh, right. It DIDN'T!
(Also, 20 points to Luftwaffles...)
It... isn't?
You mean I could have gotten rid of you this whole time, no questions asked? And of James, too?
Maaaaaan :(
He mentions the origins of it on his ask thread.
Why does one make a thread like this?
Who knows?
*Pokes Who*
Is the making-you-post thing only on this topic, or for the entire forum?
I think it's just for this topic.
Hey Matto, did you know that Austria and Germany almost went to war over the invention of the Frankfurter? It would have been the wurst.
*Insert incredibly witty and persuasive comment*
Bet ya can't ignore that one.
*face palms* W-
*stabs Lass and leaves with the body* Carry on with your day.
Um.
Also, pleeeeaaaase post?
That would be nice, petty mortal. *Matthias's eyes drip blood*
*smashing sounds can be heard from outside the thread, then a shadowy figure enters the thread* Now...What to do next...
Nah, guys, Matti is only gonna post when he wants to. He probably only made this topic to read all the puns.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 02, 2020, 06:39:13 PM
Nah, guys, Matti is only gonna post when he wants to. He probably only made this topic to read all the puns.
Untrue! While I like the puns, this was an idea that just popped into my head. It was something that was both Cellars-y and in character for me. But yes, the puns are enjoyable. ;)
(19 points to Sebias!)
*LE GASP*
Thanks! :) *Accepts points*
Matth, you should put up all the points on the first post to keep track of 'em! :)
That's a good idea, Lass. Hopefully he'll reply, and in doing so, give ya some points. :laugh:
Well, there's nothing stopping me from both editing other people's replies to make them less likely to appeal to you AND edit the points on the first post to give me an advantage over the crowd >:D
...
*Hits Waffles on the head with a baseball bat* :laugh:
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 07:22:39 PM
Well, there's nothing stopping me from both editing other people's replies to make them less likely to appeal to you AND edit the points on the first post to give me an advantage over the crowd >:D
Not even... character?
Waffles has an evil side... The plot has intensified. Did you know about this, Matti?
Hey, Matto.
Does it suck knowing that me, who had never read a Redwall book prior to my appointment, managed to outrank you on a site you have been so passionate about for years? ;)
Oof. Burn. That's crazy.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 02, 2020, 07:22:39 PM
Well, there's nothing stopping me from both editing other people's replies to make them less likely to appeal to you AND edit the points on the first post to give me an advantage over the crowd >:D
You are very cunning, My Lord. I see why you are the ultimate ruler of this forum, rather than Matthias.
My hill.
Wanna hear a pun, Matti? (Btw, would you prefer that we make these up ourselves, or do you mind if we use google?)
What about them google goggles that bogle yer noodle? Those are whack.
...what?
Mm.
*slides a list of memes towards Matthias*
I am making you an offer you cannot refuse.
Spoiler
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I call hax
Lol. Nice ones, Rosie. :laugh:
I guess we really won't be able to make him post for a while now. :-\
F
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(22 points to Kade)
EDIT: I figured it would be bad form to just leave this hanging while I stepped back a bit. Though feel free to continue to post, as you never know what might cause me to reply. ;)
Also, I will only accept half of Kade's donation of points, since he was the one I ultimately replied to.
:laugh: *Donates the points to Daniel since he was the first to pay respects.*
You generous fellow. ^-^
F
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May I have some lööps, brother?
G.
Quote from: Verdauga on July 11, 2020, 12:27:41 PM
May I have some lööps, brother?
Kolman isn't here, to my knowledge.
(It's a meme.)
For a second I was reminded of the dancing roaches, also known as the "bröthers"
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 03, 2020, 03:46:53 AM
Hey, Matto.
Does it suck knowing that me, who had never read a Redwall book prior to my appointment, managed to outrank you on a site you have been so passionate about for years? ;)
Wait what?...
Have you read them all now?
Proceed with caution
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Goodness.
That's...quite a few memes.
You haven't posted in this since last year.
@Matthias720 :'(
That's devastating.
*eats some Hawaiian pizza*
Ugh.
Mug.
REVIVE!
I'm resetting scores, so this is Round 2.
Can you make me post? Will I post? Who knows? Try anyway! ;D
Toazt.
*Bends a deck of KingsWild cards*
>_>
And now we wait.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2024, 11:10:47 PM*Bends a deck of KingsWild cards*
>_>
And now we wait.
That's some dirty and underhanded methodology you've got there. >:(
Fine. Two points for the bananaduck.
*Putz tva Curiouz Zquid on ze Verdinator'z 'ead az vell*
*Repairs the cards to a flat form*
I'm not proud of myself.
Teer and I have decided Verdybirdy is the better PunMaster >:D
Your puns are a crime punishable by sudden, instant, and even immediate death
Are
Are you saying that to me, or to Matti?
You wound me; that leaves a deep Skar
TIE 'IM TAE ZE RACK!!!
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Really leaving me out to dry, HIAG?
Okay, I stretched for that one.
Ve muzt band togezer und ztop 'im!
Quote from: Verdauga on October 21, 2024, 09:15:32 PMAre
Are you saying that to me, or to Matti?
You wound me; that leaves a deep Skar
I'm trying to incur a reaction from Matti