This is where we preform formal executions and punishments. Only the Head Punisher (that would be yours truly) may preform the ceremonies. Anyone else caught doing so without permission can, and might be executed.
So. Any volunteers?
Also, the Head Punisher has the ability to take away power in this topic. So, things such as magic and all that.
Roles:
Head Punisher:
@Sebias of Redwall Official Executioner and Henchman:
@Kade Rivok
*Grabs executioner's sword.*
*Retrieves his blade from Verdauga.* Well, if you're the Head Punisher, Seb, then I'm the Head Executioner. 'Cause, ya know, both of those things are listed separately in the thread title.
*Robespierre waltzes in*
Jeaux called? Zis topic 'as been needed four a veerrrouix long time!
*Retrieves sword from Kade.*
Excuse me? Did you buy this? Didn't think so.
*Retrieves sword from Verdauga.* I did, actually. That's why it's the executioner's sword. I'm the executioner.
Sure. Kade can be the Official Executioner. Kneel before me, and I'll preform the ceremony.
*Slices the sword out of Kade's grasp.* Sorry, but I mentioned it first, so it's mine. I'm sure Sierra has one at his bazaar.
*feels betrayed* But I'm your henchbeast, Seb! We established this long ago!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 14, 2020, 11:57:12 PM
*feels betrayed* But I'm your henchbeast, Seb! We established this long ago!
You
are. I didn't say Kade was my
only henchbeast. That would be absurd. Kade is the Official Executioner. Would you also like a title?
Yes, I would.
An execution party? And I wasn't invited?
...
Let's just say we have the right set up for what follows ;)
Oh no.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 15, 2020, 12:22:14 AM
Oh no.
Don't worry, no-one executes you... without my express approval :D
Good to know. *worries anyway*
*Sees Verdauga's avatar*.
AMERICA! HECK YEAH!
*Stars flipping all the furniture over and gets a hold of the coveted sword*.
Amerrica? Jeaux mean, Frrrrrance! Amerrica is merrely a bad copy of ze Frrench Repúblique!
Execution...
Sure, why not...
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 15, 2020, 12:42:34 AM
Amerrica? Jeaux mean, Frrrrrance! Amerrica is merrely a bad copy of ze Frrench Repúblique!
Both are equally bad :r
But there's simply no denying the charm of the Non-Mexican flag :r
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 15, 2020, 12:42:34 AM
Amerrica? Jeaux mean, Frrrrrance! Amerrica is merrely a bad copy of ze Frrench Repúblique!
*Grabs Sword back from Waffles and levels it at Robespierre.* Wrong timeframe, you anarchist.
*Takes sword from the hooligan.* You already have two blades! I call dibs on this one! It's has my title and everything.
No it doesn't! Seb has your sword!
Nuh uh! This is the executioner's sword, and I'm the executioner! Nyeh!
It's a type of sword, and it's mine!
*Sticks out tongue.*
Now now, children. Share, please.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 02:07:16 AM
Now now, children. Share, please.
Alright.
*Gives butter knife to Eb*.
;)!
Fine!
*Cuts sword in half.*
Well done, Verdauga. I know sharing is hard sometimes, but it's a good thing to do.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on July 15, 2020, 02:08:20 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 15, 2020, 02:07:16 AM
Now now, children. Share, please.
Alright.
*Gives butter knife to Eb*.
;)!
...thanks. *puts butter knife in the cutlery drawer*
*takes butter knife out of the cutlery drawer and begins running with it*
Is this the follow up topic to Seb's Court House?
Just wondering...
Don't executioners normally have axes?
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Normally...
But in the cellars, when is anything normal?
Very rarely.
Hello, everyone. I am sad. ^-^ Nobody told me there was gonna be a grand fiesta. >:(
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 15, 2020, 05:00:34 AM
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Normally...
But in the cellars, when is anything normal?
Always, in here, chaos is the norm...
Quote from: Verdauga on July 15, 2020, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on July 15, 2020, 12:42:34 AM
Amerrica? Jeaux mean, Frrrrrance! Amerrica is merrely a bad copy of ze Frrench Repúblique!
*Grabs Sword back from Waffles and levels it at Robespierre.* Wrong timeframe, you anarchist.
Un sword? Ha! Zat is ze weapon of an amateurre. *Real* executionerres 'ave somesing much morre efficiante, sanitarouix, and awesome- ze GUILLOTINE, capaboule of decapitating 'undreds of enemies in a matterre of 'ours!
Uh... swords can do the same.
Says ze Kiouix 'ou 'as neverre executed anyone wiz a sword before! To cut off an 'ead, it is not easy, jeaux know! Ze executioner, 'e will tire before 'e can execute any more zan ten peouple.
If he's trained with a sword, though, then he'll be fine.
Bah! Ze training is not ze issuex. It is a matterre of ze *effourte*- no manne is capaboule of chopping off many 'eads before 'e is toux tired to continoux.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 15, 2020, 05:00:34 AM
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But in the cellars, when is anything normal?
TABS!!
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on July 15, 2020, 02:57:15 AM
Is this the follow up topic to Seb's Court House?
Just wondering...
In a way, yes. ^-^
*Pulls out a massive black axe from behind my back and sets it on a table full of tools*
Now, anyone been naughty recently?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 15, 2020, 04:51:40 AM
Don't executioners normally have axes?
Don't Jarkys normally get executed? *Gives Jarky the crazy eye.*
Aha, Jarky hasn't yet said "I do" in her wedding topic. She must be punished!
How should we go about it? *Indicated list of punishments*
Death by foot tickles. It's what I'm good at, after all.
And eating.
Am I being punished?
Eventually, probably. But not currently, I don't believe. ^-^
Ok good. Will punishments include confiscation of electronics?
Punishments will inevitably include death. As to how that death is achieved, though, varies from person to person. For you, it may very well be death by electronic confiscation, among other things.
WHO KNOWS?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 04:15:09 PM
Punishments will inevitably include death. As to how that death is achieved, though, varies from person to person. For you, it may very well be death by electronic confiscation, among other things.
WHO KNOWS?
I'll never tell. Mwah. Ha. ha. Heh-hah!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 15, 2020, 03:54:45 PM
Am I being punished?
Nope. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 03:51:50 PM
Death by foot tickles. It's what I'm good at, after all.
And eating.
Yessss. Proceed. I'll eat food out of her reach while I do so.
*Touches Jarky's forehead with a paw and sucks all of her powers and abilities out of her, leaving her with the strength of a mortal human*
Spoiler
Sorry if this may seem like power playing. But it is one of the powers given to the Head Punisher. See the first post for details. :) :)
(The edited first post, you mean >_>)
(Yes. That one. ^-^)
You better leave me alone ;D
Well, I planned to, but now I get the feeling you don't want to be left alone.
It does certainly seem that way.
What say you, Kade? Has Verdauga done anything lately that would cause for a punishment? We'd have to scrounge something up in court.
But first, lets take care of Jarky. *Hands Kade a feather duster*
Pffffft, *Pushes feather duster away.* I go for a more paws on approach. *Ties Jarky into a chair and starts tickling her feet, using his claws.*
As for Verdauga, I can't think of anything right off the bat, besides the fact that he's against Corndauga.
Same. That could be good enough, I suppose.
Now I'll leave you to your work.
This thread freaks me out. *leaves*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 15, 2020, 05:23:05 PM
Well, I planned to, but now I get the feeling you don't want to be left alone.
No, I do. That's just the smile I'll wear when you. . . leave on a
long trip ;D. . .
Hey, we're the ones doing the threatening around here, mister!
Did I threaten you? Oh, neat. ;D
Well, not me. And your feign of ignorance is unbecoming of you, sir.
I know how to threaten Kade.
It's best you don't stick around her e'er long, dear. I am tied to my executioner persona whilst in this thread.
So what if I. . . took you out? ;D
(Also, my interwebs are starting to lag, so I might be off soon.)
Sorry, I'm into gals, Verdia ^-^ I appreciate the thought, though!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 09:43:45 PM
It's best you don't stick around her e'er long, dear. I am tied to my executioner persona whilst in this thread.
*ears flatten slightly* I can run faster than you.
Enchanted fork.
Hast eagle.
Enchanted fork.
Hast eagle.
(We can do this all day, if you like.)
You seem to have forgotten the power of the enchanted fork, dear. I beg you, do not force me to show it.
*hisses at Kade* Hast eagle.
...can fly, I guess. The enchanted fork is capable of so much more.
Though, I guess in this thread it'll transform into the executioners fork, and gain more destructive powers.
I knew it. Your threats are always empty.
I wasn't threatening you?
I was just telling you that you shouldn't hang around here, because if you end up being put to the block, I won't be able to not carry out your sentence.
Just as Jarky's sentence is still being carried out by yours truly as we speak.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2020, 09:59:08 PM
You seem to have forgotten the power of the enchanted fork, dear. I beg you, do not force me to show it.
This sounds like a threat.
No, it was a follow up to my previous comment about leaving, because if you stick around, you will eventually be brought forth and become a person that I must deal with. And, of course, you would attempt to escape and then I would be forced to use the executioner's fork.
*Checks wrist watch* Hmm... 'bout ten more minutes, Kade, then you can stop her punishment.
We have to at least wait for Jarky to respond before stopping, otherwise what's the point?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 15, 2020, 03:54:45 PM
Am I being punished?
....I want to know why you asked this....
...
*poofs out*
I have found a new toy...
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.zLhpCN3iF_EPk6n8E3zxNwHaHa?pid=Api&rs=1)
Someone please make me angry so I can use it. >:D
Seb, you still haven't given me a fancy title.
My Phenomenally Remarkable and Spectacular Henchbeast.
How's that?
Perfect. It needs to go in the first post.
*Does a thumbs up*
Although, I think I'll put it my palace thread. I'll start a list of my henchbeasts and such there.
This folly has so many flaws and holes.
Sounds good. What job can I have in this thread?
Hmm... Wanna be my captain of the guard? I need a trustworthy beast for the job.
Sure thing.
Okay, great! I'll add it to the list!
Someone else can update the topic though, if they want. I was the last poster. ^-^
I volunteer!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 12:28:47 AM
I have found a new toy...
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.zLhpCN3iF_EPk6n8E3zxNwHaHa?pid=Api&rs=1)
Someone please make me angry so I can use it. >:D
Hmm...Alrighty! *takes Seb's poofing powers away FOREVER*
>.>
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*Turns back time to when I had poofing powers* (I mean, if you want to take them away forever that's fine I guess. *Cries*)
That's it, to the chopping block!
@Kade Rivok
Touch her and die.
But I'm still dealing with Jarky! Ugh. *Pulls out his enchanted fork and waves it, making a copy of himself to handle Lass.*
Ok, so poor Lass is going straight to the block? Dearie me, how terrible. But, she brought it on her self. *Begins setting up the guillotine.*
It's a real shame... She will be missed.
*Whatitiri grabs Lass and flies out of the topic to safety*
*Poofs Lass back*
*Poofs Eb into a small box* Stay.
What a sad chook. *Finishes building the guillotine and goes to grab Lass.*
*Plays dramatic music*
*tears at the box with claws* You can't just tell a cat to 'stay'! That's not how it vorks! LASSIE!
How 'bout "Kindly don't move"?
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 10:04:02 PM
*tears at the box with claws* You can't just tell a cat to 'stay'! That's not how it vorks! LASSIE!
Is a dog, yes. *Grabs Lass and throws her into the guillotine.* Would you like to do the honors, Seb, as this is the first execution?
How about NO! *breaks out of the box*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2020, 10:05:58 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 10:04:02 PM
*tears at the box with claws* You can't just tell a cat to 'stay'! That's not how it vorks! LASSIE!
Is a dog, yes. *Grabs Lass and throws her into the guillotine.* Would you like to do the honors, Seb, as this is the first execution?
Thank you, but no thank you. Lass, do you repent of your crimes? Even now I can be merciful.
*hums happily* What crimes?
*leaps on Seb and holds a dagger to his throat* You tell Kade to let her go, right now.
*Summons portal with free paw and drops Eb into it*
*Releases her a few yards away*
Calm down, we can still talk about this like civilized creatures.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:08:34 PM
*hums happily* What crimes?
Trying to steal my poofing powers away! :'(
But you told me to! Oh, hi there, Ebby!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:11:35 PM
*Summons portal with free paw and drops Eb into it*
*Releases her a few yards away*
Calm down, we can still talk about this like civilized creatures.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:08:34 PM
*hums happily* What crimes?
Trying to steal my poofing powers away! :'(
I'm afraid all civility left me when you prepared to kill my sister.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:12:22 PM
But you told me to!
I didn't mean you. :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 10:13:05 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:11:35 PM
*Summons portal with free paw and drops Eb into it*
*Releases her a few yards away*
Calm down, we can still talk about this like civilized creatures.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:08:34 PM
*hums happily* What crimes?
Trying to steal my poofing powers away! :'(
I'm afraid all civility left me when you prepared to kill my sister.
She is also my adopted sister, and you tried to ruin her execution.
Because I love her! *throws the dagger at Seb*
*Barely dodges dagger* Then why would you ruin the most important day of her life?!
Her death?! You think I would stand by and see her killed, even if she asked for it?
This is interesting.
So, Lass, do you repent?
*Is busy playing with the guillotine, lowering and raising the blade.*
*Is busy executing Jarky via foot tickles.*
Lass? *Clears throat*
*Nods to Teer*
*bows back*
*chokes* Lass? Please.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:25:46 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:20:26 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:17:57 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:14:15 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 16, 2020, 10:12:22 PM
But you told me to!
I didn't mean you. :laugh:
*Shrugs happily* You never said that :)
Well now I say it. :P Everyone besides Lass and a few others.
Kiiiinda too late, mate. But hey! better late then never!
It's not too late to repent, though...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 16, 2020, 10:25:58 PM
*chokes* Lass? Please.
Oh no! Someone help!!! Ebby is coking!!!!
You are ignoring the question, aren't you? -_-
Lass, just answer his question! Please.
Narrator voice: the world waited... anxious to hear Lass' reply.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 10:28:24 PM
You are ignoring the question, aren't you? -_-
No, I'm not! Ebby is choking!!! Somebeast help her!!!
*Opens a hole in the box so Eb can breathe* There. ^-^
Now, Lass? Do you repent?
I'm no longer in the box.
...Why were you choking then? With tears, perhaps?
*glares at Seb* What do expect? Lass is about to be killed and there doesn't seem to be anything I can do.
*Teleports Lass out.*
*Glares at Sebias.* Try it, poufy boy.
*A massive horde of dung beetles begin there attack on Sebias' execution block*
*The beetles start consuming everything in sight*
*blinds the beetles so they don't eat anything*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 16, 2020, 11:10:38 PM
*Teleports Lass out.*
*Glares at Sebias.* Try it, poufy boy.
*picks up a sock from the ground and shows it to Verdie* Look! It's so tiny!
The beetles couldn't see anything anyway. They have other senses.
*the beetles are unable to do any damage because Sheev double posted*
Toasted!!!
Fat chance. And that was an accident. ^-^
it still happened, so your beetles are ineffective and will be for the next month.
Fat chance. ^-^
*Chance begins to cry*
*Is completely and utterly not dead*
You may powerplay, but we can ignore it.
I'm already a ghost. I can't die again. *Ruffles Jarky's axolotl frills* It's not so bad.
...Come again?
What? It's not that confusing.
Who's the guy who speaks in red?
Haven't you met me? I'm a skeletal hare who haunts Jarky. Here's a picture of me:
Spoiler
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Oooh, I remember you.
...That is not a hare.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on July 17, 2020, 12:59:33 AM
*Is completely and utterly not dead*
Well of course you aren't dead, silly! We haven't gotten to that point yet. I really do think you should react to the foot tickles that are currently occurring, though. Holding it in is known to be bad for you!
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 17, 2020, 12:39:20 AM
The beetles couldn't see anything anyway. They have other senses.
Well then nothing is in sight, and thus, they ate nothing
WOOO! *High-fives Lass*
*Executes all the beetles with a poison spray*
Hey, I'm supposed to do the executions!
He stole it from usyou, precious.
Hah!
*happily waits*
*Dramatic drumroll*
@Kade Rivok Do. Your. DUTY.
But Jarky isn't playing along!
She must.
Wasn't I being punished here? (for taking your poofing powers)
You will be, but Jarky's sentence is still being carried out, so you'll have to wait your turn!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 25, 2020, 10:36:00 PM
Wasn't I being punished here? (for taking your poofing powers)
Yeah, and I'm still debating to actually go through with it. I originally only felt the need to do it 'cuz everyone threatened me not to. And that is just not how things are done around here. ;D
But Jarky on the other paw...
*quietly sneaks away with Seb's jacket*
>.>
<.<
Spoiler
*Looks the other way*
*Coughs* Anywho, making any progress with Jarky, my dear henchbeast?
@Sebias of Redwall Can you put me on trial?
@Jarky Thistlebrush You simply
must be here for your torture, dear friend ^-^
I think you know....
*kidnaps Seb's fluffy socks*
What did I do?!
bUrN!
I've got a lighter... And some gasoline.
Dewit!
Ok ok!
It better be! *goes back to doing evil stuff*
....???.....
*falls down the stairs*
Ahh! *Looks down the stairs* are you okay?
Probably not.
@Meleth nin, please don't tickle Jarky. She's a nice beast and tickling is quite possibly one of the worst forms of torture.
She must pay.
*ears flatten and growls at Seb*
Is my host be punished? I suppose she had it coming.
Indeed. No mercy shall be given.
Also,
@Kade Rivok, has Teer sung for thee yet?
No.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 29, 2020, 11:10:54 PM
Ahh! *Looks down the stairs* are you okay?
*tries to answer, but is in too much pain, so just groans*
(I was gonna hold Teer on trial for that, but something happened and decided she's good. ^-^)
Quote from: lass of something much on September 09, 2020, 03:24:40 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 29, 2020, 11:10:54 PM
Ahh! *Looks down the stairs* are you okay?
*tries to answer, but is in too much pain, so just groans*
Oh, goodness. That's bad. *Calls for medic* *Puts Lass on a stretcher*
*That only makes it worse* I....Am- *gasps in pan*...The....Medic......
Actually, you're the gate keeper (AKA, doorstopper) now.
That...Doesn't mean-....I'm not a med-ic...*shuts her eyes tightly and tries to block out the pain*
I am...A trained...Medic...Rather than...A helper....
I, too, have experience in that field. *Puts a band-aid on Lass' head*
*Kass draws his sword and uses it to behead Lass*
*Blocks the strike with his beskar vambraces* Wassup Kass?
Oh, nothing much, just trying to put this creature out of it's pain.
(Creature.)
Kass, leave her alone. Go and play with Infant Lass or something.
(Ah, thank you.)
"She" is slowly and painfully dying. I'm helping.
*Picks up Lass and puts her in his bag so she doesn't spill everywhere*
(Wrong thread, Lass isn't an infant in here, and she has a broken spine.)
*Picks up Lass and gently deposits her in a bacta tank*
*The bacta quickly turns blood red due to Lass still bleeding from her back, and arms*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 16, 2020, 10:40:23 AM
*Picks up Lass and gently deposits her in a bacta tank*
Hmm, did you hook her up to a breathing apparatus?
That would be a good idea, methinks.
Kade, how is Jarky doing? :-|
O.O
STOP TICKLING THE POOR CREATURE OR I WILL DO SOMETHING I WILL REGRET.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2020, 05:04:35 PM
That would be a good idea, methinks.
Kade, how is Jarky doing? :-|
Completely non-responsive :'(
*Has drowned in bacta*
*has been ignored*
^-^
*the ignorer is apparently unrepentant*
What a shame.
*laughter*
Oh please do share the joke.
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I see.
*Laughs...
...using my thumb*
You might have cancer.
Perhaps.
Cyka blyat, here we go again.
*is sad*
At least you're alive, though, I'd happily end you to fix that.
If you like. *sadness continues*
Thank you. *swiftly and painlessly beheads Ebantu*
lolnope *Kass is made to miss by the powers of the topic.* Seb is the only executioner in these here parts, and this town, topic, townpic ain't big enough for two executioners, ye hear?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:41:20 AM
*is sad*
Why so said, dearie?
I didn't say anything is the post you quoted. *is still sad*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:19:22 AM
lolnope *Kass is made to miss by the powers of the topic.* Seb is the only executioner in these here parts, and this town, topic, townpic ain't big enough for two executioners, ye hear?
Didn't know you were that fat, also, I am a murderer, not an executioner.
It's fluff, not fat, ye stinky fish.
Besides, according to the by-laws of the thread, all killing is counted as executions in these parts. Especially beheadings. Nyeh!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 02:20:45 AM
I didn't say anything is the post you quoted. *is still sad*
You hush, you know what I meant.
I simply beheaded her because it was more humane...
Yeah, and I'm the torturer around here! I need them to be alive to torture! I'm gonna lose my job at this rate!
Kass, you obvoiusly think you can take over my title as supreme overlord of murder anddeath in the cellars. If I am correct, I will fight tooth, nail, and bullet to defend my title.
And when y'all are done duking it out, we might have to have a little talk about how you tried to steal my poor exacutioner's job.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 02, 2020, 03:10:51 AM
Kass, you obvoiusly think you can take over my title as supreme overlord of murder anddeath in the cellars. If I am correct, I will fight tooth, nail, and bullet to defend my title.
I said nothing of the sort, but feel free to attempt to harm me, it will not work.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 02, 2020, 02:30:33 AM
It's fluff, not fat, ye stinky fish.
Besides, according to the by-laws of the thread, all killing is counted as executions in these parts. Especially beheadings. Nyeh!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 02:20:45 AM
I didn't say anything is the post you quoted. *is still sad*
You hush, you know what I meant.
So...you don't want me to tell you anymore?
Drrrrrrama.
Yes. Now shush.
*Picks up Eb and carries her out of the topic.*
*kicks and screams*
It was meant to be romantic.
*ceases kicking and screaming* Oh. Nevermind then.
*Trips over thread*
*Cackles evil as she eats someone*
Who?
Ouch.
*Drumroll* The time has come. *A bag of mosquitoes are dragged over*
Oh no, not mosquito bag time.