Look at the title. that is how many characters there can be. This is probably going to get locked soon.
Why ever would it get locked?
Because there is no real point to it?
... When do topics in The Cellars ever have a point?
Fair point. wait a minute...
What for what?
The arrival of Sebias, of course.
Mm, makes sense.
*Shows toes gloriously*
*Quickly hides the toes in socks before anyone can die*
The trolls stole my sock. Just the left one though.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 09, 2020, 09:17:47 PM
The trolls stole my sock. Just the left one though.
That is a sad, sad thing. don't worry, the investigators are searching for it. Skarz is the prime suspect.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 09, 2020, 09:58:12 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 09, 2020, 09:17:47 PM
The trolls stole my sock. Just the left one though.
That is a sad, sad thing. don't worry, the investigators are searching for it. Skarz is the prime suspect.
See, *here* we have a new member who knows what's up!
Hmmm... He could have done it, I suppose.
Or maybe someone else took it, but gave it to him for his birthday.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 09, 2020, 09:17:47 PM
The trolls stole my sock. Just the left one though.
I got that reference.
Oy,
@The Skarzs ! Vot 'ave ye gaet tae zay fer yerzelf?
Yes, what do you have to say, Skarzsles?
(https://biblereasons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/accusation-quote.jpg)
Heh.
Hah!
We have a search warrant. We can do this quietly or painfully, now, where is the sock?
sorry, I fed it to my pet goat. *attempts to look sorrowful *
:o SO IT WAS YOU. I apologize, Skarzs, you were innocent.
Flick...flip...whatever your name is ( I can't pronounce it for some strange reason ) you are under arrest for -99999999 years.
why thank you!
now I can practice echolocation in jail.
er, btw, is my goat allowed to come too?
after all, he did commit the crime.
He was an accomplice, anyway.
Keep them in different cells. Keep Flib in the cellars and the goat in the kitchens.
In the Cellars jail are many cells. I am going there to prepare a place for you.
Thank you Teer.
wait is that "cell" for me or Flib
Flib. It just worked better in the misquote to say you.
Also, hopefully Flib's court case will begin soon. We have to give her a fair trial and all that.
ah right... ( does Redwall even have a court? )
I don't know, but the Cellars do. You've most likely met our Supreme Judge, Sebias? Incredibly wise, humble and worthy of worship, dashing good looks, astonishing wit and charm, sparkling manners and a beautiful smile. Sound familiar?
The chicken guy? Yeah I think I know him. Who will be his lawyer?
He doesn't need a lawyer. He's the judge.
(Also, it cracks me up that you think of him as the chicken guy)
I mean, who will be Flib's lawyer?
Does she need lawyer? It's pretty clear that she's guilty.
Ah loike 'ov ze moderatorz did av zoze zin'z tae prevent memberz from ztretchin' ze page, und zen a nev member managez tae foind a vay tae ztretch ze firzt page o' ze Cellarz. Major!
Wait, really?
Viz ziz zread'z title.
Mm, I know what you mean, I just hadn't noticed it since I'm on mobile.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2020, 11:45:37 PM
Does she need lawyer? It's pretty clear that she's guilty.
the purpose of a lawyer is not always to prove them innocent, but to try to lower the charges.
I don't know.
@Verdauga often defends to accused.
Ze actual purpoze o' lavyerz iz tae manipulate ridiculouzly flaved legal zyztemz tae vin ze game o' zaid zyztemz und get zeir clientz- vho, ezpecially viz very 'oigh-payin' clientz vho are givin' zem a fortune, are often very guilty- oot o' bein' punizhed fer zummat zat zey very clearly did. Av lavyerz zhould be tied tae anchorz und dropped intae ze zea...But zat vid be pollutin', zae...
Okay, how do we let Seb and Verdauga know?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 11, 2020, 12:16:08 AM
Ze actual purpoze o' lavyerz iz tae manipulate ridiculouzly flaved legal zyztemz tae vin ze game o' zaid zyztemz und get zeir clientz- vho, ezpecially viz very 'oigh-payin' clientz vho are givin' zem a fortune, are often very guilty- oot o' bein' punizhed fer zummat zat zey very clearly did. Av lavyerz zhould be tied tae anchorz und dropped intae ze zea...But zat vid be pollutin', zae...
That is an awkwardly correct definition, sir.
I have put the case forward in the Court House. Now they just need to get on and respond.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 11, 2020, 12:16:08 AM
Ze actual purpoze o' lavyerz iz tae manipulate ridiculouzly flaved legal zyztemz tae vin ze game o' zaid zyztemz und get zeir clientz- vho, ezpecially viz very 'oigh-payin' clientz vho are givin' zem a fortune, are often very guilty- oot o' bein' punizhed fer zummat zat zey very clearly did. Av lavyerz zhould be tied tae anchorz und dropped intae ze zea...But zat vid be pollutin', zae...
Well, yes, but actually no. I seem to be taking on cases
pro bono.
'Ight now we we just need Seb and we should be ready.
some people have been thrown in jail without all this yafflin' about charges and judging and the rest of the nonsense....
Well, we do it when we can.
well then take your time if you wish... do we have to like rainbows by the way?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2020, 10:20:07 PM
I don't know, but the Cellars do. You've most likely met our Supreme Judge, Sebias? Incredibly wise, humble and worthy of worship, dashing good looks, astonishing wit and charm, sparkling manners and a beautiful smile. Sound familiar?
You're doing a terrible job of describing my boy.
I remember him as the chicken guy.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2020, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2020, 10:20:07 PM
I don't know, but the Cellars do. You've most likely met our Supreme Judge, Sebias? Incredibly wise, humble and worthy of worship, dashing good looks, astonishing wit and charm, sparkling manners and a beautiful smile. Sound familiar?
You're doing a terrible job of describing my boy.
No I'm not!
You are though.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 02:57:45 PM
well then take your time if you wish... do we have to like rainbows by the way?
If so, I'm movin' out o' here! Rainbows are girly stuff. I am definitely
NOT girly. I am more of a tomboy.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2020, 07:13:39 PM
You are though.
Nah-uh. Clearly I did a great job, since you all immediately knew who I was talking about.
You said his name -_-
you don't need Sebias to put me in jail, can't you do it yourself?
Well, it is just fair to you for us to do it this way.
I don't think so, but it is your thread so I will let you take as long as you wish to put me in jail.
Just a warning though: If you take too long I will go there myself!
You're already in jail, Flib. We'll just take you out temporarily when the trial is ready.
The trail to the trial.
*starts to get annoyed* aw gee all i did was feed Sebias's sock to my goat!
can i come out now?
*is really bored of echolocation now, starts making up a story in my head*
Well, do you want some soup?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2020, 03:16:25 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 10, 2020, 10:20:07 PM
I don't know, but the Cellars do. You've most likely met our Supreme Judge, Sebias? Incredibly wise, humble and worthy of worship, dashing good looks, astonishing wit and charm, sparkling manners and a beautiful smile. Sound familiar?
You're doing a terrible job of describing my boy.
Yes. The repetitive usage of the word "humble" is used far too exceedingly rare for my taste. But no worries, all is forgiven because it was a top-notch effort. ^-^
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 12, 2020, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 02:57:45 PM
well then take your time if you wish... do we have to like rainbows by the way?
If so, I'm movin' out o' here! Rainbows are girly stuff. I am definitely NOT girly. I am more of a tomboy.
*Hides Kade's glass slippers*...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 09:17:09 PM
you don't need Sebias to put me in jail, can't you do it yourself?
They could, but it would be without the Supreme Judge's approval. A risk not always worth taking.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 09:20:17 PM
I don't think so, but it is your thread so I will let you take as long as you wish to put me in jail.
Just a warning though: If you take too long I will go there myself!
( :laugh:)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 10:59:02 PM
*starts to get annoyed* aw gee all i did was feed Sebias's sock to my goat!
Heathen!Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 12, 2020, 09:55:01 PM
The trail to the trial.
(Noice. :giggle:)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 03:25:02 AM
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 12, 2020, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 02:57:45 PM
well then take your time if you wish... do we have to like rainbows by the way?
If so, I'm movin' out o' here! Rainbows are girly stuff. I am definitely NOT girly. I am more of a tomboy.
*Hides Kade's glass slippers*...
You better give those back. I look friggin' gorgeous in 'em.
*Snorts.*
I'm feelin' a Disney copyright claim coming.
Cinderella actually zrev zoze zlipperz at 'im. 'e moight ztill 'ave ze bruizez...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2020, 08:17:39 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 03:25:02 AM
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 12, 2020, 07:35:27 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 12, 2020, 02:57:45 PM
well then take your time if you wish... do we have to like rainbows by the way?
If so, I'm movin' out o' here! Rainbows are girly stuff. I am definitely NOT girly. I am more of a tomboy.
*Hides Kade's glass slippers*...
You better give those back. I look friggin' gorgeous in 'em.
I sold them to Verdauga.
Missing socks and now black market dealings, what next?
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 08:36:20 PM
I'm feelin' a Disney copyright claim coming.
EXCUSE ME. Disney didn't invent glass slippers. They were part of the fairytale long before Disney came along. Please do not give voice to such heresy again.
using necromancy to control the cellarsbeasts Probably going to bed.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 11:29:46 PM
Quote from: WorshipTiria on November 13, 2020, 08:36:20 PM
I'm feelin' a Disney copyright claim coming.
EXCUSE ME. Disney didn't invent glass slippers. They were part of the fairytale long before Disney came along. Please do not give voice to such heresy again.
I am not saying Disney invented them, I'm just saying that Disney would absolutely take the chance to get some money.
What has this got to do with anything? Does it mean I can leave the chair now?
You haven't done your -99999999 years yet.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 14, 2020, 11:34:17 PM
What has this got to do with anything? Does it mean I can leave the chair now?
Please remain seated and with your safety belt secured, as there is a bit of turbulence coming up.
*Turbulates the topic.*
*Is toadally sure that's a word.*
*scowls at Teer*
*starts drawing a tree on a piece of paper and wonders if I should add Globby climbing it (from the Sable Quean)*
*frowns in concentration and tries not to crash the plane*
*fails*
Attention, all passengers, this is your captain speaking. We're going to die. Please stay calm.
I think the air masky things are broken. Oh well. Please put your life jackets on. They should be located under your seats, unless Seb forgot to put them back once he finished washing them. Thank you.
Well, this is painful.
*Uses teleportation skills to place everyone safely on the ground while the plane flies overhead.*
OW.
Why is it painful?
I can't die, not for -99999999 years, Teer!
Oh, don't worry. The emergency is over. Verdauga happened to be online, so he just saved us. Sorry I didn't alert you immediately. The speakers are still in the plane.
... I see
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 11:49:12 PM
Why is it painful?
It's like thinking so hard that you get a headache. I can teleport numerous times, but it will start causing headaches after thirteen times.
Ouch. *passes Verdauga a flask of peppermint tea*
Thank you. *Pours half of it into a cup and hands the flask back to Teer.* In case others need it soon.
*Drinks the tea.*
Sweet! I hope it helps. If you do need more, feel free. I have another three flasks, at least.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2020, 11:44:17 PM
Well, this is painful.
*Uses teleportation skills to place everyone safely on the ground while the plane flies overhead.*
OW.
*Was barfing in the bathroom and missed out on the teleportation*
Oh. Oh, wow. There's so much room! *Dives onto a row of seats*
D:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 15, 2020, 08:36:43 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 14, 2020, 11:44:17 PM
Well, this is painful.
*Uses teleportation skills to place everyone safely on the ground while the plane flies overhead.*
OW.
*Was barfing in the bathroom and missed out on the teleportation*
Oh. Oh, wow. There's so much room! *Dives onto a row of seats*
You, uh... you don't handle flights well, I take it?
Also, I do hope the armrests for the seats were up >_>
*Is not going to help Russa.*
... Oh dear. Ah well, hopefully she knows where to find the emergency rations.
*The plane dives towards the earth as I sleep soundly*
*Mans the cockpit.* Ok, I've flown a plane beforeone time I'm sure I can do this. *Attempts to make the plane not crash.*
*Still asleep*
*Proceeds to be very confused as he had never been on a plane*
*Accidentally flies the plane into a Langoliers portal thing.*
*Turns into the Terminotter and pulls out every weapon*
*Snores*
*tries not to laugh, and fails*
*internal screaming*
*tries to wake up Russa*
C'mon, wake up you, we're almost there! You don't want to be left behind in the plane, do you?
Oh... this is no mere plane... ( I don't even know what this is. )
Then how do you know it ISN'T a mere plane?
I found human organs in the cargo.
So? Maybe a doctor runs it.
If so, that is a lousy doctor. They didn't even refrigerate them. such a waste of good food...
I know, but human organs taste so much better when they are dried. Anyway, planes go up so high that things in them can freeze.
Ah... one question... WHERE IS THE VINEGAR. THEY NEED TO BE PICKLED.
They do not. Vinegar is very nice to drink plain. I should know, I have done it before often.
WELL THAT'S NOT HELPFUL WHEN THERE IS NO VINEGAR.
If there is no vinegar, it's useless to try to pickle anything in it.
(^^^ The wisdom.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 01, 2020, 04:36:57 PM
*tries to wake up Russa*
C'mon, wake up you, we're almost there! You don't want to be left behind in the plane, do you?
*Doesn't wake up*
*gets mad* I will pickle you in the vinegar if you don't wake up!
Since Russa is a doctor, I'd imagine those organs are for transplants.
Uhhh... dried out organs don't work.
Not with that attitude.
If your heart was dried out with no blood, you'd be a deadbeast.
Bold of you to assume I have one.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2020, 12:53:06 PM
*gets mad* I will pickle you in the vinegar if you don't wake up!
THERE IS NOT ANY VINEGAR HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2020, 03:59:57 PM
Bold of you to assume I have one.
*heavy breathing intensifies*
Why the ftp?
I tried to put in a picture but can't figure it out.
I will if you tell me what the picture is of.
I'm not sure how to describe it.
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then don't go into the details.
There are image tags: [/img] [img] (but in reverse order.)
Or just click that button that looks like a portrait and is under the bold symbol, and paste the image url inside.
He left.
I'm not gone. Also... That thing is what I have been doing.
Alright.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on December 02, 2020, 12:53:06 PM
*gets mad* I will pickle you in the vinegar if you don't wake up!
*Doesn't wake up* ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2020, 01:13:04 PM
Since Russa is a doctor, I'd imagine those organs are for transplants.
Yeah....
*accidentally pours a bucket of cold water over Russa's head, quite by accident*
Oops, sorry! I hope that didn't wake her up... I don't want her to get mad at me.
*Doesn't wake up*
*Possibly dead*
*feels relieved*
I can eat her share of dinner, if she isn't awake by then.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 02, 2020, 10:46:43 PM
*Doesn't wake up*
*Possibly dead*
I could make sure she's dead!
*pulls out an AWP*
( I know that's for long range but it works in point blank range )
Thank goodness. You are good at killing things, and she knows it, so if she is not really dead she will get scared and wake up.
Alright
3...
*Loads AWP*
*Still asleep*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 02, 2020, 10:46:43 PM
*Doesn't wake up*
*Possibly dead*
*Doesn't know what's going on.* HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE! *Heimlich Maneuver activates.*
Aaaagh! Whaaaaat?!
*feels upset because now I can't eat Russa's dinner*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2020, 06:47:57 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 02, 2020, 10:46:43 PM
*Doesn't wake up*
*Possibly dead*
*Doesn't know what's going on.* HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE! *Heimlich Maneuver activates.*
*facepaw* This was the one thing I
didn't miss.
To be fair, that is the most distinctly Kade-like maneuvre.
Also the most distinctly Kade like statement.
True, true.
I'm very much me, most of the time ^-^
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2020, 08:49:02 AM
Aaaagh! Whaaaaat?!
Hush now, I'm helping. *Heimlich Maneuver remains activated.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 04, 2020, 07:49:14 PM
I'm very much me, most of the time ^-^
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2020, 08:49:02 AM
Aaaagh! Whaaaaat?!
Hush now, I'm helping. *Heimlich Maneuver remains activated.*
...Most of the time?
Mm. Sometimes I'm not quite myself, and I'm not sure where I've gone.
(https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/tuxedopooh.jpg?w=649)
Why did you wake her? I was about to shoot her!
*Angerey Cyborg Noises*
*Note: Heimlich Maneuver is still activated.*
Oh, dear. Lemme fix that.
*Teleports Russa to me.*
There. The heimlich is actu-
. . .
*Sees Kade's pfp.*
Why. . . You. . . PECK NECK!!
*Gasps.* You... you...
Kids, he's just old fashioned, ok? Don't, uh... don't pay any attention.
Hmph! At least me films are more than glorified music videos!
Darling, your films are as boring as a train ride, because that's all they are!
I am curious as to what is wrong with that penguin's head.
It's called an afro, darling. The absolute height of style.
Yeah, but it also has something blue stuck into it.
Also also, darling has come to be an extremely patronising term. -_-
That would be a comb. And this is just the way I talk, darling, you can't hold that against me, now can you?
Watch me. *holds it against Kade*
But what is it?
It's just it. That's what you said.
How am I supposed to know?! You're the one who said it first.
:(
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2020, 06:04:06 PM
That would be a comb. And this is just the way I talk, darling, you can't hold that against me, now can you?
I can vouch for Kade. His avatar does say that incredibly often.
Who is his avatar?
DJ Grooves. The '80s come to penguin life, and the cinematic rival of the Conductor, in the game A Hat in Time.
Oh. I have no idea, but sounds good.
It's a seriously great game. You'd probably like it.
If you say so. ^-^ I'll probably never get to play it, though.
Why not? Y'all have an xbox, right? It's available for Xbox and is only, like, 30 USD.
And it's co-op!
At least the PC version is, but I'm pretty sure xbox is too.
Actually, I think co-op is only PC and Switch, for some reason.
Oh.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2020, 09:11:53 PM
Why not? Y'all have an xbox, right? It's available for Xbox and is only, like, 30 USD.
No, we have a PS4.
I think they have a PS4 port, or are at least working on it.
Edit: It's popping up on my search of the PS store, at least.
Imteresting.
Yes, there's PS4, Xbox One, Switch, and PC versions
I am pretty good at video games, but I hardly ever get to play them.
The opposite for me.
Ach, nae ze zread zat ztretchez ze zcreen again...
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on December 13, 2020, 09:26:07 PM
I am pretty good at video games, but I hardly ever get to play them.
...That's not logical.
Some people have s=natural skill. Not me though.
Not me either. Hazel is the one who likes video games.
I like them, I'm just really, REALLY bad at them.
That's fine, as long as you enjoy 'em.
Though, some games are less forgiving than others, that's for sure ;D
I'm pretty good at Super Mario Kart. I'm really good at Bowser Castle 1, 2, and 3.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 15, 2021, 05:13:54 PM
That's fine, as long as you enjoy 'em.
Though, some games are less forgiving than others, that's for sure ;D
Hollow knight
Ori and the Blind forest
Ori and the Will of the Wisps
Celeste
Cuphead
And many,
many flash games.
Sounds more like side scrollers and you just don't get along :giggle: but yeah, I get ya.
And I also only play platformers.
BTW, does anyone here play Legend of Zelda?
Which ones? I've played a few of 'em.
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.
Ah, haven't played that one unfortunately. I've mainly played the 3d titles.
Ah, haven't played those, unfortunately.
I've played:
Legend of Zelda 25th anniversary
The Phantom Hourglass
Spirit Tracks
Breath of the wild
I've played Skyward Sword and Breath of the Wild.
Am I the only one here that's played Link Between Worlds ?
Ah've nae really played any o' ze gamez. Ah remember playin' a vee bit o' ze vay on ze demo verzion o' vone o' ze very auld vonez in a ztore. Perzonally Ah loike Pokemon better.
The only non- rip-off pokemon game I've ever played is Pokemon Mystery Dungeons: Exporers of Sky(Which I am currently playing).
I don't see how you can play a video game and be viewing recent topics at the same time, but I don't know anything about video games in general.