*Chaos reigns on the glorious threads and halls of the Cellars. Screams and scuttling arise as dung beetles scuttle around, getting underfoot and being a general nuisance.
But behold.
*An sudden popping explosion results in a cloud of green smoke rolling across the Cellars, from the midst, a lone shape approaches.*
My... purpose. *Seborg gives the faintest of smiles.* I have returned. Order shall rise. Come! *Seborg snaps his metal fingers and a legion of bots are summoned forth. Large and insect-like, these machines of death begin to consume the dung beetles.*
No! Nooo!!!
*Runs into the depths of the cellars*
*Lands beside Seborg* A new source of chaos has been born....He calls himself Magatsu.....
The Order shall rise. Come, let us find the Tainted.
We will bring order, and joy. Let us go forth and bring peace!
*Cyborgs of all types come out of hiding, spreading across the Cellars.*
Come, my children. Let us find those who are misguided and... alter them, freeing their wills to achieve a higher purpose.
Yes, father. We will achieve our purpose.
Wait.... does this mean that Teerborg is Kade's granddaughter?
And does Seborg even count as Kade's son?
Or did Kade denounce him when he became a cyborg or something?
*Shrugs* well, I guess I should run or something.
You don't need to run. We will bring joy.
*Seborg grasps Jarky's shoulder* Come, child. Join us.
We do not seek to hurt or harm you. You are not yet complete, but we will help you reach your full potential.
You will have a... purpose. A great one. To stop this madness and pain. *Gazes down* What say you?
Stahp.
A Vicious Pentagram has entered the topic...
Oh no.
*Calls in a MoRG on Teer and Seb.*
Release who?
(https://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/release-the-kraken.gif)
That one could also become a cyborg.
*The MoRG arrives and begins locking on.*
Seb, change Teer back to normal. Last chance.
Um. *Looks down at Seb's paw* Could you please... let go?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2020, 08:15:42 PM
*The MoRG arrives and begins locking on.*
Seb, change Teer back to normal. Last chance.
I am perfected. It is a one-way process. Why would I ever want to go back to how I was? You should join our cause and become complete.
*Bows head.*
Then you leave me no choice.
Railgun number Five; target designation "Teerborg".
Railgun number Three; target designation "Seborg".
Railgun- plural, numbers One/ Seven; interdict interventory movements.
Railgun number Two; Secondary attack on designation "Seborg"
Railgun number Six; secondry attack on designation "Teerborg"
The sky becomes overcast as a horde of Shadows begins overrunning the land.
Magatsu nonchalantly floats in
Well, well...
I don't believe we have met personally before...
But I must admit...
Your beliefs make me laugh...
Perfection through physical altercation and a single-mindset...
Ha...
The Shadows begin gathering around Magatsu
If this be perfection, it would be better if it didn't exist at all...
Alright you; listen. Help me stahp Seborg, and I won't fight you while you're doing it. Otherwise, get back to your thread.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2020, 09:10:51 PM
*Bows head.*
Then you leave me no choice.
Railgun number Five; target designation "Teerborg".
Railgun number Three; target designation "Seborg".
Railgun- plural, numbers One/ Seven; interdict interventory movements.
Railgun number Two; Secondary attack on designation "Seborg"
Railgun number Six; secondry attack on designation "Teerborg"
Orders, father? Attack or retreat?
Retreat!
Oh, I'm not going to move a finger...
But, that doesn't mean the Shadows won't...
The Shadows leap into battle against the Cyborgs
This will prove to be entertaining...
/me Pokes her head out of Teerborg's pocket and throws a half eaten apple at Magatsu
Dumb-dumb-madet!
Oooh. Five; standby fire seven seconds.
*Teleports infant Lass behind me so she doesn't get hurt.*
Ah, the child...
YOU
A charging Shadow stops
You know what to do...
The Shadow stops and begins spasming, before taking a physical form...
(https://i.redd.it/wzskue21sycy.gif)
Hee Ho!!!
The Jack Frost starts running towards Infant Lass
/me giggles and stumbles, ending up face first on the ground
HEE HO!!!
Jack Frost brings Infant Lass out of the way of the Shadows and begins making it snow where they are playing
The Shadow Horde tackles the Cyborgs
*begins to glow with a green light all over* Father, orders?
The Shadows try to dismalntle the Cyborgs
*the cyborgs all emit a green light, disposing of the shadows*
/me waddles over to Scott/cyborg and reaches up
Up?
*Looks down at the little figure looking up at him* Father......What shall I do with this.....*Gestures to Lass*......thing.....
/me reaches up higher, but she trips over her fluffy tail again
*Nudges Lass out of the way with his foot*
Heeeey, I wonder what would happen if you made me a cyborg? That could be quite interesting. Quite. Especially since I'm holding a rose made of melted Seborg. I guess I'll get myself another one. *Melts Seborg and makes him into a second metal rose* He'll probably just, like, regrow again or something. *Offers the rose to Kass*
Ghost Jarky! Don't just stand there, you silly beast, run!
Nah. If I don't run, you can't run.
8ne does not simply melt Seborg.
Yeah, yeah. That's what they all say. 'One does not simply melt Lord Brocktree.' 'One does not simply melt the all-powerful unmeltable invincible almighty one.' 'One does not simply melt an entire universe.' You'd think they would have learnt by now...
*A figure in the shadows behind Jarky comes forward and promptly bonks her on the head*
Fool. What doesn't kill me... makes me stronger. How do you think I can be in so many places at once? One cannot simply stop us.
*Turns around and walks off* Daughter, kill these poor mortals. Their corpses shall arise anew.
*Air craft and gun turrets positioned on the sides begin raining fire on the mortals in the thread. Cyborgs riding Cynos (Cyborg rhinos) come charging.*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 03, 2020, 04:29:05 AM
*Nudges Lass out of the way with his foot*
/me feels a little hurt, but stumbles up to her footpaws again and looks up at Scorg, rather confused.
...
...Up?...
Magatsu watches nonchalantlyAh well...
Pity for you that I'm not mortal...
And neither are the Shadows. After all, they are merely Shadows...*Magatsu casts his hand and sends a new wave of shadows which take physical form*Spoiler
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As the sun always rises in the east, Shadows will always exist...
BYAKKOS AND MAKAMI IN FRONT!
ELIGORS BEHIND THEM!
MELCHIZEDEK SAMAEL AND SEIRYU, PROVIDE AERIAL SUPPORT!
TRUMPETERS YOU KNOW YOUR ROLE!
EVERYONE ELSE STAY IN RESERVE*The Shadows take position before charging into the fray**HEE HO!*Jack Frost appears and grabs Infant Lass before floating off*
/me giggles happily and boops the Jack Frost on the nose
HEE HO!
*Jack Frost boops Lass*
/me attempts to catch her tail
*Railguns Five and Six fire at Teerborg; railguns Two and Three fire at Seborg.*
*The Byakko and Makami packa have engaged the Cyborgs and Cynos*
*The Byakkos deal out Swift Strikes (電光石火)*
*The Makami use Double Fangs (二連牙)*
*One of the charging cynos run over Verdauga, the cyborg riding it whipping out with a taser*
*The weaponry continue to pound bullets at the personas*
*Defensive missiles and flares are deployed in defense*
*A cyborg wearing a pink bonnet charges Lass, holding up an axe* AaAaAaHhHhH!!!
*trips the cyborg in the pink bonnet* The child is mine. Do not harm her.
*grabs the axe and flings it at the railgun* Those things are annoying me. Go get them. Dismantle them and take them for parts. We can create new cyborgs with them.
(Teer, these are railguns. Steel capped Tungsten rods moving at two kilometers a second. They don't annoy things. They destroy things.)
/me giggles
Quote from: Verdauga on December 03, 2020, 07:59:56 PM
(Teer, these are railguns. Steel capped Tungsten rods moving at two kilometers a second. They don't annoy things. They destroy things.)
(Details, details. I'm a cyborg)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 03, 2020, 07:44:03 AM
*A figure in the shadows behind Jarky comes forward and promptly bonks her on the head*
Fool. What doesn't kill me... makes me stronger. How do you think I can be in so many places at once? One cannot simply stop us.
*Turns around and walks off* Daughter, kill these poor mortals. Their corpses shall arise anew.
*Air craft and gun turrets positioned on the sides begin raining fire on the mortals in the thread. Cyborgs riding Cynos (Cyborg rhinos) come charging.*
Oh, I was right. You did regrow. And I wasn't trying to kill you, I was simply trying to make a rose for Kass. You think I couldn't kill you if I wanted to? I am infinitely more powerful than you, but also infinitely more 'I've got better things to do'.
Quote from: lass of something much on December 03, 2020, 09:36:02 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 03, 2020, 04:29:05 AM
*Nudges Lass out of the way with his foot*
/me feels a little hurt, but stumbles up to her footpaws again and looks up at Scorg, rather confused.
...
...Up?...
Uhhh?.......*Picks up Lass and places her on a rock* Ummm....Stay? Don't move.......I must destroy these bringers of chaos! *Charges down and crashes into the shadows*
/me drops down to a sitting position and tilts her head
*Sighs.* Is this what happens when I leave for a week or two?
Come on, you cyborgs! Have I not made it clear enough? Cyborg me! I'm getting impatient.
...Oh. Kade Rivok. If you see any roses Kass might like, give them to me.
Only if you say please.
Please. Ah, also, Kass and I need a best man for our wedding, so could you perhaps help?
I promise not to kill you if you do!
*The Eligor Cavalry lower their shields, resisting the bullet shots before clashing with the Cynos*
*The Makami and Byakkos are falling back*
*Samael releases Poison Mist across the battlefield*
*Jack Frost quickly gets Infant Lass out of the way*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 04, 2020, 08:49:54 AM
Please. Ah, also, Kass and I need a best man for our wedding, so could you perhaps help?
I promise not to kill you if you do!
Well, I
am the best man about, so I'd be happy to oblige ^-^
I missed your humility, Kade.
/me giggles evily
*Kass glides in to pick herbs and such for poison and untipoison.*
*Kass bows at GJ's skeletal feetpaws.* M'lady.
(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/fa0995532384fa4e11df00f88eeacd91.jpg)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 04, 2020, 05:18:25 PM
I missed your humility, Kade.
I know ;)
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on December 04, 2020, 06:56:52 AM
Come on, you cyborgs! Have I not made it clear enough? Cyborg me! I'm getting impatient.
...Oh. Kade Rivok. If you see any roses Kass might like, give them to me.
*Whisks this persona away to the other thread*
*The Shadows continue to push their attack*
*Pushes the Shadows back* Now we have more room.
*hires Peter Pan to help* I'm fairly certain he doesn't have a shadow.
I thought you had to have one to fly.
No, to fly you have to fall but miss.
Easier done than said.
Yup. That's why he doesn't need a shadow
Mmm. Hi. I have an anti-shadow.
We have light and we have peace. Shadows have no power over or against us.
*Cyborgs begin stealing all the shoes*
... Why, though? Stealing is against our purpose. We strive to stop chaos, not to make it.
*Cyborg 145.3 shrugs* Something about a test in the lab.
*The other cyborgs continue cleaning up the beetles, while chasing off the Shadows*
Huh, interesting. Orders, father?
*Figure comes out from the shadows and draws a line across the earth with a giant battleaxe* He who wishes to cause chaos must cross the line.
Let me be clear on about one thing...
Just because they are called Shadows, does not mean that they are repelled by light, in fact, some of them enjoy light more than the dark...
*More Shadows arrive*
Hee Ho!!!
*Jack Frost floats over the line*
/me begins to eat a large stone
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 09, 2020, 06:48:27 AM
*Figure comes out from the shadows and draws a line across the earth with a giant battleaxe* He who wishes to cause chaos must cross the line.
(https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Penguin-Awkwardly-Jumps-Over-Water.gif)
Is that an African penguin?
Or a European one?
Why do I hear coconuts?
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on December 09, 2020, 10:27:44 AM
Let me be clear on about one thing...
Just because they are called Shadows, does not mean that they are repelled by light, in fact, some of them enjoy light more than the dark...
*More Shadows arrive*
Hee Ho!!!
*Jack Frost floats over the line*
Oh. That's unfortunate. They look rather like shadows.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 09, 2020, 01:14:45 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 09, 2020, 06:48:27 AM
*Figure comes out from the shadows and draws a line across the earth with a giant battleaxe* He who wishes to cause chaos must cross the line.
(https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Penguin-Awkwardly-Jumps-Over-Water.gif)
That penguin is adorable.
Unfortunately, you crossed the line, so you must be taken down.
Is that so? If so, bring it on, metal lizard. :laugh:
Zing.
To be fair, though. Seb simply wanted "all who wanted to cause chaos" to cross the line. He didn't order Teer to stop us.
*Facepalms.*
>:D
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
Wait... do we just kill things that aren't cyborgs?
Our purpose is to cure the world of chaos. Unfortunately,
that sometimes involves violence.
Alright!
*happily loads USAS12*
Wait, wait, hold it. You must be altered first.
Dangit
I wish I could use my alter ego on command
It is not too hard a process. We can perfect you with great efficiency.
I already have a cyborg form though. I just can't use it on command
Well, we can alter your not cyborg form so that it is cyborg.
I can kill my non-cyborg form. 'Twould be much less painful. ( If I am in my cyborg form )
Being altered will not be painful. I myself was altered and it was entirely painless. I felt nothing.
You don't remember that because you were coded not to [/cplor]
Mm, no. Seborg would never wish to cause a beast pain. There is a mist that fills the room and puts you to sleep during the process.
It still kinda hurts, though. *clears throat* Also, killing people 'cause they're not cyborgs, (even if they're just your own non-cyborg form) is a no-no. We can't waste lives that may potentially be cyborgs one day.
Oh dear. It shouldn't hurt. Father, something must have gone wrong during the alteration.
Well, I must admit they do look like actual shadows...(https://archive-media-0.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1572/89/1572895998198.png)
But if you were to take a closer look...*Magatsu whistles as a glowing form lands on his shoulder*Spoiler
(https://pic2.zhimg.com/v2-bdae61b5a4068e070b16e62d55325c7d_b.jpg)
Spoiler
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/nXdIgRMY0sQ/maxresdefault.jpg)
So, does that make you my grandchild?
At this point, I'm getting more railguns.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 10, 2020, 05:44:40 AM
Mm, no. Seborg would never wish to cause a beast pain. There is a mist that fills the room and puts you to sleep during the process.
Sedatives don't work on me.
*Takes off dress shirt and replaces it with a hawaiian shirt.*
*Loosely ties tie.*
...
What are you doing?
Whaddaya mean?
You are... doing something and I don't know what it is.
I'm getting ready.
For what?
For a PAAAARTAAAAAAAAY
Oh. Is it your birthday, then?
*sigh*
You people are idiots...
(https://archive-media-0.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1572/89/1572895998198.png)
*The Shadows continue their advance*
*The Jack Frosts start making it snow in the topic*
My birthday, actually. Thanks for remembering.
/me shivers
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 10, 2020, 07:40:28 AM
Oh dear. It shouldn't hurt. Father, something must have gone wrong during the alteration.
Mmm, yes. Either that or it's because I'm a ghost.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 02:25:14 PM
So, does that make you my grandchild?
Heeey, that's what I said!
Did you? I must've missed/forgotten that. >_>
YOUR FACE!
...
...
Sorry.
My face is hardly forgettable. :giggle:
But is it missable?
Depends, I've never asked folks if they've missed my face when it isn't around.
Well, I've never actually seen your face (IRL) so I wouldn't know.
It's much the same as in photos, I would imagine :laugh:
Mm but is it? *dun dun dun*
<_<
...
>_>
...
Y- yes.
Oh. Okay.
You ruined my drama. :(
You shouldn't have tried to disgrace me face!
What about YOUR FACE?
My face is indeed in YOUR FACE.
Whaaaaaa?
YOUR FACE!
About Face!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2020, 06:04:58 PM
Depends, I've never asked folks if they've missed my face when it isn't around.
I have, actually.
Awwww, that's so sweet of you :laugh:
When you disappear randomly without telling anybeast where you're going, I miss you. But that's not really missing your face, 'cos I genuinely picture you as your forum persona. :P
*Pickets with a sign that says "Release them! They've been held for far too long!"*
*The sign is more like a banner.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 11, 2020, 07:25:12 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 11, 2020, 06:04:58 PM
Depends, I've never asked folks if they've missed my face when it isn't around.
I have, actually.
I definitely did.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 22, 2020, 03:05:46 PM
*Pickets with a sign that says "Release them! They've been held for far too long!"*
*The sign is more like a banner.*
*Two cyborgs escort Verdauga to the thread basement*
*Escorts the rest of the thread to the basement as well.,
Yoikes. *Sets up popcorn stand in the basement*
*One of the two cyborgs bonk Verdauga on the head* No magic, sir. Kindly desist.
*sidesteps the bonk.*
No technology, sir. Please cease.
*Cyborgs twitch and say in unison:* Please remain peaceful. Obey and things shall be made easier. Come, child. Fulfill thine... purpose. Join the ranks of our brethren.
Fulfill thine end.
*Points to junkyard.*
Join thine own brethren.
Our end is everything's end, friend. Please do not resist. *One takes a few hesitant steps forward*
Step back.
*Buys a bowl of popcorn from Seb.*
Oh, also, escorting the rest of the thread to the basement wasn't magic. Thought I'd clarify.
/me giggles and chews on one of the cyborgs' tail
*One of the cyborgs does something similar to a half-smile as he looks down at the infant, before his comrade gives him a helpful whack on the head*
Take this one. Ones who are Altered at a young age are most useful. Less... drama. *Steps right up to Verdauga* Cease and desist, sir. We have orders to take you in for questioning.
Oh, you must have an issue with your intercomm device. Those orders were changed recently. I can appreciate your not getting the memo. Notifs can be slow sometimes.
/me who is far too small to be turned into a cyborg, turns to the cyborg who did that whacking
Das not wewwy nice! You gotta give 'im a hug now!
Quote from: lass of something much on December 22, 2020, 11:38:00 PM
/me who is far too small to be turned into a cyborg, turns to the cyborg who did that whacking
Das not wewwy nice! You gotta give 'im a hug now!
*The cyborg looks from Verdauga to Infant Lass, then back up at Verduaga* Is this one yours?
She's my sister in law. Leave her alone.
You wish for her to have peace? Come with us.
What if I wish her to have chaos?
Chaos? *Grasps arm* Sir...
I'd hate to have to see without an arm.
Kindly let go of mine. ;)
(That's honestly an awesome line. :laugh:)
*The grip tightens* Forgive me, but we must do this.
*A third cyborg swings a metal fist at the back of Verdauga's head*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on December 23, 2020, 12:06:32 AM
(That's honestly an awesome line. :laugh:)
*The grip tightens* Forgive me, but we must do this.
*A third cyborg swings a metal fist at the back of Verdauga's head*
(Thanks. :laugh:)
*Is knocked forward by the blow, pulling the cyborg with me to the ground.*
*gently scoops Verdauga up and takes him to the Hall of Reckoning* We are doing him a service.
(Do you want me to revive the thread?)
(That could work)
/me gasps happily and climbs up onto one of the cyborgs
Quote from: Verdauga on December 23, 2020, 12:43:29 AM
(Do you want me to revive the thread?)
Well, we can help revive
you.
HEIMLICH MANOEUVRE ACTIVATE!
(Sorry, Kade.)
He will be mad, but perhaps when he comes to his senses he will realise that it was the only thing we could do, and it's too much of an emergency to wait for him.
(Ironically, I still haven't been cyborgified.)
(But you have been taken out of this thread)
(I'll wake up eventually :laugh:)
The Terminotter is wanting to smack you.
Whom?
Also, I'd like to note that I still haven't been cyborgified. Thus, I've canceled my appointment and will be rating the service with one star.
The Terminotter is wanting to smack Verdauga
*Eats it*
*Gasp*
Why have you eaten the Terminotter?
Why did the Terminotter want to smack Verdauga?
Verdauga was not cyborgified
Neither is your face.
LIAR
You didn't smack anyone else, and so far only Sebias has been cyborgified.
Others were already cyborgs.
I'm not a cyborg.
Then the Terminotter wants to smack you.
*Smacks the terminotter*
...
Oooouch! My tummy :(
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 15, 2021, 11:08:34 PM
Why have you eaten the Terminotter?
I was hungry, now shush, Pessoa the oven
:o
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 16, 2021, 01:39:47 AM
Then the Terminotter wants to smack you.
Then smack me.
If you try to harm my forum little sister, I will kill you. :)
I am not your little sister. I am a cruel, bloodthirsty, terribly evil chook. And you don't need to stand up for me.
*Smacks Flib*
*Kidnaps Flib.*
What is your favorite color?
*smacks W.T.* I won't tell you.
Orange it is.
*Hand turns into scalpel*
*Begins surgery to remove the eye of a conscious Flib*
Can we, like... not smack each other?
Chlorophils Verdauga
Quote from: Verdauga on May 16, 2021, 10:54:37 PM
Can we, like... not smack each other?
He just wants to irritate me.
*Places Light bulb in Flib's eye socket. Add tools to hands.*
You are now a cyborg.
Oh no.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 16, 2021, 11:21:51 PM
*Places Light bulb in Flib's eye socket. Add tools to hands.*
You are now a cyborg.
I am not.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 16, 2021, 10:13:16 PM
I am not your little sister. I am a cruel, bloodthirsty, terribly evil chook. And you don't need to stand up for me.
Yer stuck with me, I'm afraid
*Rushes to Flibs side*
*Worried Ally noises*
"Have they altered your brain at all?"
*More worried Ally noises...*
No, he's just made me really angry.
"Good..." :-\
*Worried Ally noises...*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 17, 2021, 04:26:43 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 16, 2021, 10:13:16 PM
I am not your little sister. I am a cruel, bloodthirsty, terribly evil chook. And you don't need to stand up for me.
Yer stuck with me, I'm afraid
Whyyyyy?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 17, 2021, 12:43:44 PM
No, he's just made me really angry.
There is a reason you don't have weapons.
*Hand becomes gun.*
It's because I don't need them.
You think you can use a screwdriver against a gun?
I don't have a screwdriver.
Well I gave you one.
:o
*Worried Ally noises*
...
*Scared Ally noises*
...
*Scarred Ally noises*
I assimilated you as well. Please assist.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on May 17, 2021, 08:22:14 PM
Well I gave you one.
I still don't have it. How dare you try to brainwash me.
Ally and Flib's Master Plan
We should team up and take WT down! >:D
Don't drag Vuka into this.
Mmmkayyyyy...
Ally and Flib's Master Plan
Sooo...Yes, or no...
Yes.
(Wait, am I going to come out of this alive or dead?)
There's only one way to find out...
Ok. And I still don't have a screwdriver, whatever he says.
*Starts whitling...*
*Slips Flib some heavy, large, black metallic objects behind her back*
(what?)
Ally and Flib's Master Plan
An assortment of weapons...
(ohhh)
I hope you know I can hear you.
Spoiler
Ally help.
(Wait... which one of you are we up against? I'm confused.)
WT
How? ... Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Spoiler
Ally help... I already gave you weapons.
Imma just die now.
That would be very helpful.
But first I will murder you.
Whoah, whoah!
Flib...
Flib
Maybe we should reevaluate this, I mean he is our newfound gang brother... :-\
I asked you who we were up against, and you never responded.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 18, 2021, 06:38:27 AM
Ally and Flib's Master Plan
We should team up and take WT down! >:D
...
So... who are we up against now?
...
Never mind. I know who it is already.
*Big sigh...*
Sorry.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 18, 2021, 04:05:06 PM
WT
How? ... Who? What? When? Where? Why?
How do we eat? Who do we eat... with? When shall we have lunch? Where shall we have lunch? Why do we eat?
(sort of a Hitchhiker's reference, but that only had three questions)
Ah, you have a secret plan, it appears
Yes. We are hopefully going to reform someone. (Not you. You're fine.)
Did somebeast mention lunch? I haven't had breakfast yet.
Well, you should have breakfast, second breakfast and elevenses then.
I am not a hobbit. I am just a very hungry girl.
If I were to put it in Redwall terms (that is, for a hare) would you agree?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 18, 2021, 04:38:49 PM
Yes. We are hopefully going to reform someone. (Not you. You're fine.)
Did somebeast mention lunch? I haven't had breakfast yet.
OHNO
It's fine, I'm used to it.
I mean the first part...
Oh, I wasn't going to teach you a lesson, but that is a good idea, now I think of it... ;D
*Hides*
I know, I'm so evil it's a crime. ;D
Walks backward into the shadows like -__-...
*evil laugh*
*Swishes her great cloak* FLEEE, OH PESTS!!!
*the pests flees, including a few R.O.U.S.'s that were hanging around in the background*
Whoa, didn't think that'd work! Cool!
CLOAK POWAAAHH
Nonsense, it's the power of McLass.
O.o
What?
Didn't Scott give you that cloak? In another thread?
Heavy mechanical breathing,
*A soft whistle*
*A rustling leaf*
*A paw tapping Tiria's shoulder*
You... you cause chaos, do you not? *Raspy gasp* Oh dear, we can't have that.
*A swung bar, and a body falls*
Walks backward into the shadows like :o...
*was standing in the shadows and got stepped on*
Oi! Get offa me paw! Can't yew look where yer goin'?
Oh no!
Sowrry.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 31, 2021, 09:18:52 PM
Can't yew look where yer goin'?
Not really...
backwards...in the
shadows...
I ain't Flib. And why do you need to walk backward?
QuoteI ain't Flib.
Did I
say Flib?
QuoteWhy
I have my... > - > < - < > - > ...
reasons...
Don't you guys understand?!? That was no fake blue guy, that was a real cyborg! Not only that, it was... Him.
He turns the funnest of people into horrible heartless.... There are no words to describe how much I hate that thing.
It took everyone I loved, even Ebby, though she escaped.
I no longer have her. She left because of him!
We must all flee before he takes us all.
Otherwise... *Shudders* I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
(BTW, Ebby actually left because of IRL stuff, but this is the cellars cover story)
Quote from: Ally046 on June 01, 2021, 02:33:15 AM
QuoteWhy
I have my... > - > < - < > - > ...reasons...
Oh, do yer?
Better to be a free chaotic being than a robot trapped in one ideology...
(Speaking of trapped, I don't remember returning to my corporeal body yet...)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 01, 2021, 09:13:37 AM
Don't you guys understand?!? That was no fake blue guy, that was a real cyborg! Not only that, it was... Him.
He turns the funnest of people into horrible heartless.... There are no words to describe how much I hate that thing.
It took everyone I loved, even Ebby, though she escaped.
I no longer have her. She left because of him!
We must all flee before he takes us all.
Otherwise... *Shudders* I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy.
(BTW, Ebby actually left because of IRL stuff, but this is the cellars cover story)
SHE REFUSED TO ASSIMILATE.
So did I.
Yes, but she... I trusted her with weapons and...
Ohh, that's why everybeast keeps stealing my knives.
It is why I don't give you knives.
I HAVE A DIRK
*Shoots it*
I still have it though
The handle, yes.
The blade, yes. *waves blade in WT's face*
*Teleports behind you*
It's nothing personal, kid.
*Slams axe into the back of Flib's skull*
Was that really necessary?
To cause pain, yes. You appear to be malfunctioning.
I am not malfunctioning. Flib can't function properly with you hitting her like that.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 02, 2021, 10:19:27 PM
I am not malfunctioning. Flib can't function properly with you hitting her like that.
Exactly.
What are you trying to do?
WDYM?
Which one of us are you attacking, me or Flib?
You.
I don't care what you do to Flib, she stole my dirk, but leave me out of it!
*Heals/ revitalizes Flib.*
She is still alive.
Her organic material is useless. It does not need saving.
Flib is not a cyborg, you are.
You have assimilated, whether you like it or not.
OOC: WT, do you have dark mode on?
OOC: yep.
OOC: I am posting as two different people. Vuka is the one with white text, but you can't see it because all the black text is white, so it looks the same.
OOC: I get it.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 02, 2021, 10:37:26 PM
You have assimilated, whether you like it or not.
*does not like it*
"It's nothing personal..."
*Locks WT in a temporary magic cage*
*Teleports Flib to my office...*
Aww, come on. We were having fun...
None of that, this is urgent!😠
Ally, what's wrong?