Hello, newcomer. We know that you have been beaten down and discarded. Perhaps you should call us your new friends. :) Take a cup of spiked Pepsi. Amos Vonpuffer will provide you with a straw bed, blanket, puppet lullababies, and a goodnight smile. We hope you enjoy your endless stay here. :giggle:
*Dances*
Welcome to the creek...
I prefer Fanta.
Fanta Fanta, doncha want a Fanta Fanta
I prefer Monta
(https://i.redd.it/xwj8g2ldec141.jpg)
*Quickly leaves before Amos Vonpuffer can provide me with a straw bed, blanket, puppet lullababies, and a goodnight smile*
...hai?