*Holds out two mugs of dark, slightly different coffees.*
Pick your poisson! We have the 'trout stout' and the 'deep brew sea'!
we have several flavor levels to choose from, so you can scale it up or down as you desire, and when you're fin-ished, just call for the bill!
*Walk into cafe* "I'd like the strongest fishy flavored coffee you've got!"
*The sound of grinders whirs on in the background.*
*Minutes later, a barricuda and a lionfish in aprons place two different drinks on the serving counter.*
Looks like we got some internal rivalry (Should've read the resume before hiring them -_-) Anyway, do you want the Barricuda Bite, or the Lionfish's Pride? I can guarantee they'll be plenty strong enough.
...
(Actually, let me test to make sure they're safe first...)
(I don't think either of them could kill you, neither the bite nor the sting would be comfortable)
*Takes the Barracuda Bite because he doesn't want the fish with big teeth to get mad*
Thank you for your patronage! Enjoy!
*Sits on a barstool and plays the violin a la Jack Benny.*
*Finds a seat by the window and starts to slowly sip his coffee*
(How is it)
(You can try some of mine if you want, but I like it! The coffee is rich as Seb and dark as the deepest depths of the cellars! If ya don't like bitter bite of dark coffee it's not for you. I think the lionfish pride might be a little more tropical/fruity though...)
Do the fish face right?
(Isn't this competition for Kolman's Restaurant?)
Me seeing this topic like
Spoiler
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Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 26, 2021, 03:08:36 AM
(You can try some of mine if you want, but I like it! The coffee is rich as Seb and dark as the deepest depths of the cellars! If ya don't like bitter bite of dark coffee it's not for you. I think the lionfish pride might be a little more tropical/fruity though...)
*Walks into the cafe...*
"Hey there Rill!"
*Walks over and tries some of Rill's coffee...*
"Hmmmmmmm... ... ...I'll take one of these"
"Isn't it good?"
*Knocks on a table* Another of the Barricuda Bite, ticket number Two!
Can I interest either (or both) of you in a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm bar?
... :-\
*Glances sideways at Rill...*
"Can I get a sample?"
I can give you guys a free one each, but that is it.
"Okay, thank you! Yeah I'll take one"
*Glances sideways at Rill*
"O-Okay, *Glance...* I'll take one too"
*Turns back to the cart and grabs one off it, then the other beginning to float through the air.*
Careful, this one is trying to escape! *Chuckles* Here you two go!
(What have I gotten myself in to?)
*Takes the floating one, peels back the wrapper, and takes a nibble...*
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 12:27:30 AM
(What have I gotten myself in to?)
*Takes the floating one, peels back the wrapper, and takes a nibble...*
*Takes the bar Verd offers me...*
Quote from: Ally... :-\
*Glances sideways at Rill...*
*Glances at the electric clock in the corner, waiting for Rill to hear it ticking.*
Quote from: Ally*Glances sideways at Rill...*
(*Is very concerned* ...Why would Rill hear an electronic clock
ticking... 8( )
*He carefully chews a swallows. In that instant he suddenly feels lighter. He consumes the rest of the bar (which tastes like a fried granola bar) and starts floating. Is also somehow more aware, allowing him to see further and hear quieter sound*
*Grabs Rill's shoulders, and pushes him down toward his seat*
*Looks suspiciously at Verd...*
*Ties a tether to Rill's foot, and latches it to a conspicuous, suspiciously convenient hook on the floor.*
*Glances back at Ally.* What?
Quote from: Ally046 on April 28, 2021, 12:38:01 AM
*Grabs Rill's shoulders, and pushes him down toward his seat*
*Assures that Rill won't float away* (Holding a rope that's tied around his paws)
*Looks suspiciously at Verd...*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 28, 2021, 12:39:17 AM
*Ties a tether to Rill's foot, and latches it to a conspicuous, suspiciously convenient hook on the floor.*
*Glances back at Ally.* What?
(...Oof, I edited my post before I saw yours... ;D)
(*Un-edits post*)
_______________________________________________________________________
"What've you done to him?"
(ಠ_ಠ)
"Tell Me!
(¬⌒¬)
Tell Me Now!"
*Is still floating and getting used to the boosted senses*
"I'm fine Ally, I just wasn't expecting this. Does this ever wear off Verd?"
Well, you haven't phased out of this dimension, but that was unlikely anyway.
How much did you have? A full bar is gonna last a bit more than a day, but I think we can get around the floating thing.
:o
*Glances at Verd*
*Glares at the ceiling*
"How are you thinking of getting rid of the floating?"
*Is still glaring at the ceiling...*
"Whatever it is, we better get a free sample..."
""...I don't like this place..."
*Scrutinizes the cafe*
"Who knows what Verd has up his sleeve... "
We could try another bar, but I think you could borrow my grav-boots until it wears off.
*Grins*
"I'm not sure if the grav-boots or the bar is more dangerous"
(I saw those boots in the arm/foot thread)
(Yeaaaaaaaaaaah, I should have rotated it.)
*Teleports the grav-boots on Rillbrook's feet and hands him the remote.*
;D
(This seems fun... >:D)
*Puts in medium setting so he hovers*
*Gives the remote to Ally so it doesn't get lost*
...
(... >:D )
*Doesn't like the looks of the evil grin on Ally's face and prepares for the worst*
*Looks innocent*
"Whats wrong, Rill?"
*Slowly moves the remote behind my back...*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2021, 11:46:10 PM
*Holds out two mugs of dark, slightly different coffees.*
Pick your poisson! We have the 'trout stout' and the 'deep brew sea'!
we have several flavor levels to choose from, so you can scale it up or down as you desire, and when you're fin-ished, just call for the bill!
*Bill the shark flash backs*
*Is fairly confident that something bad will happen now*
Does anyone else want some coffee?
"Soooooooo... where are we off to now Rill?"
"I don't know. We're pretty much everywhere else right now, and it might be confusing if there were two sets of us somewhere"
"Yes, but I'd figured you'd want to make good use of your newfound floating..."
"Hmmm, I suppose they could be useful for the food fight..."
*Dips a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm into the Lionfish Pride coffee.*
*Takes a bite.*
*Watches with disgustinterest*
*Suppresses a cough of smoke.*
Ah these things are GOOD.
*Eyebrow raise*
*Raises eyebrow.* Are you copying me?
"No?"
"YES!"
*Raises eyebrow further and glances at WT-40*
Yes? Would you like some coffee?
Do you have tea?
Sure do. What flavor's caught your eye?
Earl gray.
*Attempts to loosen the Earl-Gray's grip on WorshipTiria's eyeball...*
*Blasts the earl away with a cannon-arm.*
*Watches as the teacup is decimated.*
Do... Do you still want the tea or nah?
"I'll have some!" :laugh:
("There's no adverse side effects with the tea, is there? :-\)
(As far as I can tell, no.)
*Pours a cup of tea for Ally and places it on the table.* Here y'are.
"Danke Schoen." ^-^
Quote from: Verdauga on May 18, 2021, 02:53:11 AM
*Watches as the teacup is decimated.*
Do... Do you still want the tea or nah?
I do.
*Silently passes WT-40 a cup of tea.*
*Sips the delicious tea...*
"Mmmmmmm...You should try some
@shisteer of nothing much "
Gimme the fishiest brew yer got.
*Comes out of the kitchen a foamy red drink that smells slightly salty.*
Do you choose to drink the suspicious beverage?
I think he'd love it. Put it in his non see-through waterbottle.
*Has already drank the suspicious beverage.* Hmm?
How do you like it?
Not sure... I'm getting a mackerel vibe though.
That's what you asked for right?
*Shrugs.* I dunno. *Passes out.*
That'd be the lionfish.
:o. "Ummmmmm...how do I help him, Verd?!?!?!?"
He'll be fine.
*Checks Kade's pulse* Yeah, he's dead.
Nuh uh.
"Kade!" ;D
*Rejoices...*
Told you.
You stay out of it.
Quote from: Ally046 on June 19, 2021, 07:24:26 AM
"Kade!" ;D
*Rejoices...*
Ally!
*Also rejoices, but doesn't know why.*
*Drinks the remainder*
*Dies*
*Pours self a sample and drinks it*
Has a coral bouquet, I think.
*Revitalizes WT-40.*
Thanks. That was real tasty. I'll have another.
*Pours another glass.*
Just 239 gold.
Thaanks!
*Pays up*
*Drinks it*
*Dies again*
::) *Revitalizes WT*
You have those powers?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
She doesn't, by the way.
> - <
I, too, have the power to revitalize.
:) Then. help. Him. :)
Ok. *Begins the Heimlich technique upon WorT.*
*Face palm*
I'm helping.
*Ahem* Anyone want some coffee?
*Comes back from the dead
Sure.*
*Pours another cup of coffee and sets it on the counter.*
That's the house favorite brew.
*Drinks it*
*Dies to tasty*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 21, 2021, 07:05:02 PM
*Pours another cup of coffee and sets it on the counter.*
That's the house favorite brew.
You mean that, as a Ranger, it would be nothing less than treason to dislike coffee.
I don't like coffee.
To be fair, for Ramgers, treason is punished by a year long holiday where you save the continent from invasion. Not too bad.
No clue what'cha talking about.
Ranger's Apprentice. It's a book series a lot of us like.
So'y
Trobar?
Soy sauce.
Rice.
Nein.
The Mighty Nein.
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Ye. :laugh:
Nyet.
Uncultured swine.
To be fair, who wants their bacon to be speaking Latin on the breakfast plate?
It would make breakfast more imteresting.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2021, 12:37:31 PM
To be fair, who wants their bacon to be speaking Latin on the breakfast plate?
Arthur Dent wouldn't.
I guess his teeth wouldn't be able to stand it. (French joke, because I don't know enough Latin to make a Latin one.
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2021, 12:37:31 PM
To be fair, who wants their bacon to be speaking Latin on the breakfast plate?
They could help me summon a demon!