*Rolls out the slightly threadbare living room carpet and the feast (separately)*
Congratulations, WT! It's a great and unique name! :laugh:
THE CHICKEN IS COMING
Duuude, that is a great name! Congrats!
Can I have pie, please?
*Passes pie to Russa*
Enjoy
Are alarmingly large chickens alarmingly loud alarms?
It depends on how close they are, I think?
Great name, WT! :laugh:
*would steal the pie, but I don't like pie*
Major name, WorshipTiria! *Hovlz, und eatz zome plum puddin'*
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*riots with the chickens*
So, are we eating chicken at this feast or what?
*Approaches
@WorshipTiria * "What made you think o' the name, eh?"
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 12, 2022, 07:24:16 PMMajor name, WorshipTiria! *Hovlz, und eatz zome plum puddin'*
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FarSide! lol
If ever Ah vaz a Chicken, tiz very loikely zat Ah vid be ze vone on ze left ztickin' 'iz tongue oot. Ach...
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ROUS!
I have no idea what this topic is about...
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O.o A Rodent of Uncommon Size...
*hides in the cupcakes*
*Zrovz a banana puddin' pie at Kade, zen hovlz*
*Bonks Kade on the head with a bat*
Why are y'all so mean to me :'(
I gotta say you're getting kinda abused. =_=
*sets up lawn chair in bunker and bunkers down with a cup of tea*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 15, 2022, 05:26:19 PMWhy are y'all so mean to me :'(
Ah'm nae, Ah'm juzt zrovin' food- Ally vaz ze vone vho pulled oot ze bat. Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 15, 2022, 05:26:19 PMWhy are y'all so mean to me :'(
I'm not. I'm just Flib. *Refuses to be mean* ^-^
=_=
*Eatz zome major cuztard*
Tiz avroight, zere'z more. *Hovlz*
Oh. *feels better* :)
Tvaz at ze lazt ztand.
Zpecifically, 'Cuztard'z Lazt Ztand'.
*hits Kade with a chair*
*Eats Lass*
Well that was quick.
Kade, Lass are friends, not food.
She hit me with a chair.
Zae eat ze chair zen.
Remember, ve've av gaet tae ztick togezer...
Loike cheezecake.
Question:
What is the best flavor of cheesecake?
One that doesn't taste like cheese?
Ah loike cheeze... *Putz cuztard on a piece o' cheezecake und eatz it* Major!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 22, 2022, 09:57:21 PMOne that doesn't taste like cheese?
You know how very little that boils things down?
Nope. All I know how to cook is burnt water. :giggle:
*Addz flammable vater*
*Pokez ze Zpring Nameday Feazt topic vhich fer zome reazon 'ad gone quiet fer a fev veekz, und poztz a Muppetz video involvin' Zpring Chickenz, vhich completely relatez tae ze zeazon name*
*In ze meantoime, ze Chickenz vere in ze breadpan pickin' oot dough*
Imteresting.
@Verdauga, I find it funny how the above is
still carrying on.
It took me longer than I wanted to realize you were talking about the "imteresting" bit.
I think it's an interesting way of saying interesting.
It certainly is imteresting.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 20, 2022, 10:24:25 PMIt took me longer than I wanted to realize you were talking about the "imteresting" bit.
That's what's directly above! :giggle:
He was probably too tired to notice it.
*Brainz Verdauga viz a Zpring Chicken zat vaz bouncin' by*
*sets the Spring Chicken on fire*
*Ze Zpring Chicken objectz*
*Zetz fire tae a turnip, zen hovlz*
The chicken howls?
Nyet, ze Chicken objectz. Ah hovl. *Hovlz again*
*Shoves the chicken in HIAG's gullet.* You stop that.
Howling is illegal.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2022, 04:53:30 PM*Shoves the chicken in HIAG's gullet.* You stop that.
*Zpitz it back up* Never! *Zetz Kade'z fur on fire*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on April 21, 2022, 05:23:27 PMHowling is illegal.
Alzae never! *Hovlz again*
*Fur, surprisingly enough, is still fire proof*
*Ze fire, zurprizingly enough, iz ztill fire-proof proof*
*Meanvhile, ze turnip continued tae burn...*
*Stares at Flib*
*A plum puddin' attackz Kade*
*Tackles Kade out of the way of the pudding, taking the hit himself*
No, my food!
*Is enjoying the plum pudding*
*Devours Rill.* My plum pudding.
o o
- -
o o
*Starts eating the food in kade's stomach*
Curse you.
:giggle:
*Jugglez zree cuztard piez fer a good zree zecondz afore zey gae 'Zplat' on ze floor*
Ach...
Everybody be wasting food -_-
*Ze remainz o' ze zree cuztard piez attempt tae piepile (az oppozed tae Dogpile) on Kade*
*Is still stuck in kade's stomach*
^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 28, 2022, 01:40:27 AM*Ze remainz o' ze zree cuztard piez attempt tae piepile (az oppozed tae Dogpile) on Kade*
*Le dodge* Hey now, I
just shampooed my fur. I don't need pie to get all mixed up in it.
*Ze piez perzizt*
You brought this on yourself! *Eats the pies.*
Ach, poor Rill- na' 'ez gaet cuztard pie remainz tae deal viz along viz bein' inzoide yer ztomach.
*Now has pudding all over his fur*
*Ze cuztard pie remainz are none taae 'appy, eizer...*
Well, I'm happy, and that's what matters.
*A zandvich made viz zpam creepz up on Kade from behind*
*Sniffs the air.* I smell... spam.
Zpam zpam zpam zpam eggz bacon zpam zpam baked beanz zpam zpam viz muztard, ketchup, und zpam.
*Spins around.* There you are! *Devours the spam sandwich in one fell bite.*
Everything is this place has spam.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2022, 10:44:58 PM*Spins around.* There you are! *Devours the spam sandwich in one fell bite.*
Ach, poor Rill again...
Eh, I'm sure he's gotten out or respawned or something by now.
*Teleports Rill next to me and blasts him with a water hose.*
*Addz zome zoap fer obviouz reazonz*
*Is now a very wet but happy, sparkling clean otter ;D*
Thanks Verd and Haig!
*Jumps onto a pile of very stiff jello, using it as a trampoline*
*Tozzez a caber made o' pancakez tovardz Kade* Comin' at ye, Kade!
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Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 30, 2022, 07:44:52 PM*Is now a very wet but happy, sparkling clean otter ;D*
Thanks Verd and Haig!
*Jumps onto a pile of very stiff jello, using it as a trampoline*
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Although I'd call it jelly. Or not call it anything, and just eat it.
I find it imteresting that the U.S. has separate jelly, jam, and jello, while so many other countries do not.
*Coverz Kade in ztravberry jelly (tae gae viz ze pancakez), zen hovlz*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 01, 2022, 01:57:20 PMI find it imteresting that the U.S. has separate jelly, jam, and jello, while so many other countries do not.
And I don't fully understand how jello gets labled alongside jam and jelly. To me, it's a completely different thing that is hardly related :giggle:
what do you expect from people who use the metric system?
Logic, like calling jelly jelly and jam jam.
Mmmmmmbut they aren't the same things! We have jello, jelly, and jam (and preserves, though I'm reasonably certain most countries do too.)
...But dae ye ken ze Muffin Man?
Yes. His creations were destroyed by me.
Dae ye ken ze Fruit Ztand Man?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 02, 2022, 07:27:54 PMMmmmmmbut they aren't the same things! We have jello, jelly, and jam (and preserves, though I'm reasonably certain most countries do too.)
Jelly, jam, and preserves are the same things. Except jelly and jam are sometimes just artificially flavored cornstarch syrup (because restaraunts are cheap and want to save as much money as possible), but preserves are always the real thing. Jello is what Brits call jelly.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2022, 05:28:42 PMDae ye ken ze Fruit Ztand Man?
I have kenned him for quite a long time. I wrecked his fruit stand last week.
#rude
'iz name iz actually Custard, zae tvaz Cuztard'z lazt ztand.
Dae ye ken ze Oice Cream Man?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 03, 2022, 06:43:38 PMJelly, jam, and preserves are the same things. Except jelly and jam are sometimes just artificially flavored cornstarch syrup (because restaraunts are cheap and want to save as much money as possible), but preserves are always the real thing. Jello is what Brits call jelly.
To an extent, but there are key, undeniable differences between jelly, jam, and preserves.
And jello is completely unrelated.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 01, 2022, 05:14:56 PM*Coverz Kade in ztravberry jelly (tae gae viz ze pancakez), zen hovlz*
*Meanvhile, Kade vaz ztill covered in ztravberry jelly...*
*Isn't*
*Is still bouncing, doing all sorts of flips in the air*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 03, 2022, 07:02:44 PM#rude
#no_u
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 03, 2022, 08:01:37 PM'iz name iz actually Custard, zae tvaz Cuztard'z lazt ztand.
Dae ye ken ze Oice Cream Man?
Ze Oice Cream Man? No. Where is he?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 03, 2022, 10:11:10 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on May 03, 2022, 06:43:38 PMJelly, jam, and preserves are the same things. Except jelly and jam are sometimes just artificially flavored cornstarch syrup (because restaraunts are cheap and want to save as much money as possible), but preserves are always the real thing. Jello is what Brits call jelly.
To an extent, but there are key, undeniable differences between jelly, jam, and preserves.
Oh.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 04, 2022, 06:24:10 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2022, 04:16:08 PM*Isn't*
*Iz*
*pours more strawberry jelly all over Kade*
You missed.
Then where's the jelly, if it's not all over you?
All over Verd, probably.
Or in your mouth.
That is where most "food" ends up. :giggle:
Anything is food if you're brave enough.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 10, 2022, 03:36:18 PMYou missed.
Actually, ye zome'ov mizzed zat it did indeed gae av o'er ye. Ye moight need glazzez. Ach...
*Is still waving goodbye to Rill as she finishes getting digested*
*respawns*
I must say, being boiled in stomach acid is one of, if not the most brutal and painful ways I've been killed, and that's saying something...
If we're being real, you'd pass out from lack of air long before that occurred, so you wouldn't go through too much pain.
But that's neither here nor there :giggle:
Vot aboot under zere?
*Checks* Nope, not there either.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2022, 03:02:35 PMIf we're being real, you'd pass out from lack of air long before that occurred, so you wouldn't go through too much pain.
But that's neither here nor there :giggle:
You'd be surprised how much air you swallowed down there
I ain't no burper >:(
Hehe, stinky fart ;D
Wrongo friendo
I just experienced being in your digestive system, I think I get a fair say on what your bodily gas smells like.... That sounds waay grosser than I intended XD
And yet you still said it -_-
What's the fun in cringing over thing you say if you're cringing alone? ;D
*Drenchez Kade in mouthvazh*