Chapter One: A Feast To Remember
The excitement is up! Everyone bustling to prepare for the summer name feast! With beasts packed in the kitchens and Friar Saulyal yelling commands at the top of his lungs to be heard by no one. Diamond Orchid is weaving through the throng of beasts to get a few gluttonous mouthfuls. it is the very picture of peace and prosperity. Friends together, dibbuns playing, happiness everywhere. Abbess Meriam watching this unaware of the evil surging outside this beloved place.
Trigoma walks into the kitchen "Well Webbtail told me to stop being lazy and to get some work on mah paws! So what should I make friar?"
Saulyle had just finished shooing some dibbuns out of the kitchen (along with a few older beasts) for swiping strawberries out of their basket. As he returned to the kitchen to start again on the feast when he was interrupted once again by an otter that he recognized as Trigoma, one of Skipper Webbtails's lot. "Well Webbtail told me to stop being lazy and to get some work on mah paws! So should I make friar?" the otter asked. "Well, you'm can add a few more o' them shrimps to yon pot o' zoop an' then--get yer theivin paws outta yon cake, moister Friggle!"
He stopped talking to Trigoma and suddenly shouted at a mousebabe who had decided to taste the icing on the Great Cake. His attention quickly drew away from the otter as he noticed some more dibbuns loose in the kitchens."Bansl! Coom back 'ere weth those chesknutters! Aggins! Stoop playin in yon oven before ye burn yer tail off! Friggle, did oi not just tell ye to get outta of yon cake! Out, out, the lot of ye!" He grabbed a big wooden ladle and chased the laughing infants out of the kitchens.
Returning to the kitchens, he rubbed the sweat from the heat off his face and got to work on a mushroom flan that he had been preparing before the dibbuns arrived, paying no attention to Trigoma.
Diamond Orchid licked meadow cream from her paw. She had been able to steel a few handfuls before she was chased away. "Top hole scoff! Friar ol' boy don't take kindly to taste testers though. Just making sure it wasn't sour, wot!" She began to dig through her wooden chest. Finally she found a violin and it's bow. She began tuning it. "Now, what should I play first? The Tail Tune, Jumping Jig? Ah well, might as well play both, wot, wot!" She continued to talk to herself as she practiced the songs. "Practice makes perfect" she thought.
Trigoma looked around the kitchen for some work to attend to and saw an unfinished bowl of hotroot soup. "Hmm mah specialty!" he thought to himself, and went over to it. He grabbed five pawfuls of the spicy root and threw it in. "Hmm maybe a little more." he said aloud. Then suddenly a violin bow came back and forth to the tune "Tail tune" and suddenly hit the bag of hotroot dumping it all in! But this was not seen by Trigoma has he fought for cover from the gluttonous hare.
Diamond saw the bag fall into the soup. She was about to warn him, but decided not to. After all, she thought, a good joke never hurt anyone. Diamond took her violin and ran off to the orchards, where she could practice in peace. On reaching the orchard she heard something.
"What is that noise?" she said to herself as she ran to see what it was. She ran straight to the Abbey pound and saw a complete scene of chaos.
On being sent away from the kitchens, the Dibbuns went to the pound. Friggle the squirrel had fallen into the pound.
"Help! Help! The babe has fallen into the pond!" Diamond shouted at the top of her lungs. "Eulaliiaaa!" and with that she jumped into the water, to save the babe.
The Dibbuns watched and yelled, hoping that Diamond would save Friggle.
Unaware of the commotion outside, Trigoma regain his composure and thought about trying the soup. But then one of the cooks bumped into him and sent him sprawling. "Soorry aboot that!" said a mole assistant cook. "Yeah well watch were yew put your paws!" complained Trigoma. the Abbess Meriam came bustling in, not common for her. "Is the feast ready yet? We will like to start soon." She looked expectantly at the friar.
Skipper Webbtail was next to enter the kitchen. His wife, the pretty ottermaid Wisteria was helping there, and he was getting restless waiting for the feast to start. He had never been to a Redwall Abbey feast before, but he had heard stories of the amazing food from the gluttonous Long Patrol hares at Salamandastron. The first thing he noticed as he entered the kitchen was the lovely smell coming from all the pots and pans. The next thing was the bag of unguarded candied chestnuts sitting on a shelf. Sneaking silently so nobody would notice, he managed to snatch three big, plump chestnuts before his wife caught him. "Not stealing the chestnuts, are you?" She yelled at him, causing him to jump.
"No, me darling, I wasn't at all, me tatercake. I was... uhhh... helping the friar in the kitchens, he wanted me to get the chestnuts for him. Yeah, that's what I was doing!" Webb stammered.
Wisteria wasn't fooled. "Go, clear off, go keep a lookout on the dibbuns at the pond!"
Webb slouched off to to what he was told.
Completely under water and unable to swim Friggle went down deeper into the pond. Diamond was no otter at swimming. She ducked deeper underwater and finally found the squirrel. Grabbing him in one arm she swam back to the shallows. Diamond lay the limp little body on the grass. Just then Skipper came running up to the pond.
"Is the feast ready yet? We would like to start soon." the abbess said, looking expectantly at the friar. "Can't be rushin' them foods, abbess." he said. "They be's ready when they be's ready an' no toime before." He turned to the hotroot soup. He got a ladle and started to taste it. "Such as this zoop fer in'zanze. One needin's to be given proper care to Zuch a delicate di--WOOOOOOO! 'OT! 'OT! 'OT! BOI ME DIGGIN CLAWS! WHO PUT ALL THOIS 'OTROOT PEPPER IN THOIS ZOOP?!" He grabbed a nearby bucket of water and drank until it was washed away. "It was Webbtail who doid thois, yes zir. He's always addoing too much pepper to yon zoop. Aye, Webbtail." And with that he grabbed his ladle and darted out of the kitchen to find the otter. Finding him walking over to the pond. "Webbtail, oi'll teach ee to mess woith moi cooking!" the fat mole shouted, running at him with his ladle, not noticing Friggle or Diamond.
"You flipping babe! You could have nearly drowned! How could you do that!" Diamond yelled at Friggle. He was wet to the bone, and barely able to breath. He sucked in great amounts of air, and spat out water. He payed no notice to Diamond. Diamond, though herself in a similar condition grabbed up the Dibbun and head toward the dormitory. The band of Dibbuns followed her.
"Miz Dime save Friggle!"
"Dimer help him outa the water!"
"Aye and not be hurted!"
Diamond walked past Skipper and the Friar. "And I needed no jolly help from an otter. That's the way us Long Patrol hares get thing done, wot. Quick the word sharps the action." She walked off with the crying Friggle and with an air of pride. But since when were hare humble?
"Hahahahaha oh hohohohoh" laughed Trigoma in the kitchens. He recalled the look on the friars face after he tasted the soup. "Oh the was sure 'nuff funny! Cant take a little hotroot eh?" He walked over to the soup and started ladleing in the soup and downed it at alarming speed. "Sigh wut good stu...stu...O_O" suddenly he was crying in fits as he rushed hither and thither wailing at the top of his lungs. "Ahhhh save me Im melting! Murder! Iv been poisoned!" Then he ran smack into the abbess bowling her over. But unoticing he ran to the pond and dove in with his mouth open in hope of satisfying the burning.
Webbtail sat by the pond, watching the dibbuns play, with a saw hide and a damaged ego. Despite his protesting, Friar Saulyle still whacked him with his ladle. He had tried telling him it was Trigorma and not him who put too much hotroot in the soup, but he didn't listen and whacked him anyway. Sighing, he kept watch over the dibbuns, who were splashing happily in the shallows without a care in the world.
Diamond had taken Friggle to the sick bay. He had stopped crying and was very happy at Diamond. Even after she left to practice once again, he followed her. Always following. He watched her tune her violin. And Diamond felt a bit annoyed. She had saved, and befriended Friggle somehow. Now he followed her like a shadow.
Diamond stood there answering his questions.
"My mater taught me about the violin. No, she has never been here at the Abbey, wot! My pater's the one who taught me about fighting. He's also the one who entered me into the jolly old Long Patrol. No, Friggle. My father taught me to say "wot", wot!"
And She continued to answer his silly questions. Diamond now had a noisy and questioning shadow named Friggle.
Unnoticed by any of the workers, when Trigoma knocked over the abbess, she accidentally bumped against the soup, causing some of it to spill into a pot full of icing for the cake which at that moment was being stirred by a Mouse named Aiden, who was too busy staring lovingly at a nearby mouse name Petunia, who was working on a magnificent trifle for the feast. Her ears were so pretty, like a--"Aiden! Ois that oicing ready yet?!" The fat friar said, helping the abbess back to her feet after returning from the pond. "If the oicing's ready then spread oit on yon cake!" Aiden clumsily snapped back to his task and, not noticing the extra ingredient that was accidentally added to the icing, started to spread it on the cake.
Back at the pond, Trigoma swam faster then he ever had. The clean pond water washed through his mouth. As he started relaxing he saw a flash of silver out of the corner of his eye. He paid no attention to it when suddenly his throat was choked on a fish. He dove out of the water choking miserly when a poorly aimed ladle smacked him on the back of the head. "Cough cough!" the fish tumbled out. Rubbing his head he looked up at the friar. "Careful with that ladle tubby chops. This is the only head ah got!" And with that Trigoma stormed back to the kitchens.
"Friar me dear chap. Can't you give this little blighter something to do? I cannot stand it any longer, wot. Every minute it's a question from Friggle. 'Do you play the horn?' or 'Why aren't you part of the Long Patrol any more?'. It becomes to annoying to flipping well stand!" Friggle stood behind Diamond during her outrage. He just smiled. He always thought it fun when she was angry. She waited as the friar thought about it.
Webbtail saw the friar whack Trigorma with the ladle. "Serves you right, matey!" He said, sticking his tongue out at him, before running off before Trigorma could catch him.
He ran straight in to the abbey, accidentally knocking in to Friggle as he ran through the doors, who was on his way to the orchard to help the friar after Diamond Orchid had complained about him. Friggle immediately fell flat on his back, screaming and crying. Not wanting to make a scene, Webbtail picked him up and took him to the infirmary. "Not having a great day with injuries, are you, mate?" He whispered to him.
Friggle, who had stopped crying but had a big lump on his head, whispered back, "Why do they call you Skipper?"
Skipper sighed. Now it was his turn to be annoyed by Friggle!
Now that the cake was done, all that was left was the trifle. "Moiss Petunia! Ois yon troifle ready yet?" he shouted coming over to where the mousemaid was working. "Yes friar," she said, adding the final ingredient to it. "Ok, now the feast ois ready moiss abbbess." Saulyle said, as the food was brought out of the kitchens and taken to Great Hall.
Finally without Friggle on her heals, Diamond came to Cavern Hole. She looked at the food being set out on the table. As hungry as ever, she walked by and grabbed a bowl of candied chestnuts. She then heard the Skipper taking the annoying Friggle up to the infirmary. "Ha, about time someone else had him, wot. Wonder why he ask so many blooming questions and falls into the jolly pond?" said Diamond as she at some more nuts from the bowl.
While no beast was looking, Bansl the squirrel and Aggins the hedgehog had each stuck their fingers in the cake and got two small samples of icing. Hiding their fingers from every other beast, they made their way to the orchard near a harvested apple tree. They both smiled at their success and started to eat the icing. "'OT 'OT! BURING! BURING!" they both shouted and immediately stuck their mouths into the pond, and drunk the water until they had gotten rid of the hot flavor. They each sighed and thought about the icing and how terribly hot twas.
Quietly slipping back to the feast that was about to begin, they swiped a chestnut and snuck back into the kitchens that were now empty, where they went to see if there was any remaining icing. Finding the pot that that twas mixed in still had some remainder in it, they took a wee sample of it. Finding that twas still hot, they took it down and took a knife and a plate, and covered the chestnut with a good amount of the icing.
Taking the icing-covered chestnut back to Great Hall, they walked up to Diamond Orchid. "Scuse us Miz Dime! We want to give you this chestnut we made for saving Friggle!"
After dropping Friggle off at the infermary, Webbtail got away from Friggle as quickly as possible. "Annoy the infirmary keeper for a while," he thought to himself.
Walking down to the hall he noticed the feast being set up. "Maybe I'm wanted 'ere," he thought to himself.
Walking in to the kitchen, he walked up to his wife Wisteria. "Need any 'elp setting up for the feast darling?" He asked her.
"Webbtail! I was just about to go looking for you! Yes, please, grap those plates over there and place them at the table!"
Webbtail grabbed a pile of the plates and walked over to the table. But as he walked out of the door, he walked straight in to Trigorma, who was walking in to the kitchen from the pond. Webb dropped two plates, which smashed on the ground. "Oh dear," he thought to himself, "I'll have to sweep that up!"
"Tut, tut, young chaps, to you I'm not Miss. Only the Dibbuns and my pater call me Miss. As for your chestnut. Looks top hole! I always knew saving babes would get you scoff," Diamond ate up the chestnut. Bansl and Aggins giggled. Diamond's whole face turned red. She glared at the two, anger bubbling in her eyes. "Murderers! Vermin! How dare you poison the innocent haremaid, with a chestnut! Blinking hot too! Wot!" And with that she stormed off, pretending not to mind the heat. Bansl and Aggins looked disappointed. As soon as she was out of eyesight, she ran screaming, "I've been poisoned with flipping hotroot! Help me Friar before I die!" Bursting with laughter at the gluttonous hare, Aggins and Bansl went back to there work.
Both agreeing to do it again, Bansl and Aggins swiped more chestnuts and went back to the kitchens, got another plate, and spread the rest of the icing on the chestnuts before returning to Great Hall, where they quietly slipped the plate onto the food-covered table. Giggling to themselves they each took a seat and waited for the feast to begin.
Friar Saulyle walked along the tables examining the food. He noticed a plate full of icing covered chesnuts on the table. Strange, he thought. Who had made them? Shrugging his shoulders, he walked back to the kitchens.
"Oh dear," he thought to himself, "I'll have to sweep that up!" said Skipper after he ran into Trigoma. "Watch were your going skip! Nearly gave meh an 'eart attack!" Trigoma still a little moody that he couldn't take some hotroot walked to sit down at the table by a pretty otter maid. "Well me darlin' how would you like to see me scoff that whole plate of chestnuts at this feats eh?" he said. The otter maid fluttered her eye lashes. "Oooo I do love watching you scoff stuff Trigy!" He was about to grab some when the abbess spoke above every beast. "When the friar gets back from the kitchens we will start this feast. Every beast rise for grace." Every beast rose quietly as the friar came back from the kitchens with a last adjustment to some fruit flans.
After a small adjusting of some fruit flans friar Saulyle stood up. Upon seeing that everything was ready, abbess Meriam said the grace.
"Squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, mice,
Moles with fur like sable,
Gathered in good spirits all,
Round the festive table.
Sit we down to eat and drink.
Friends, before we do, let's think,
Fruit of forest, field and banks,
To the seasons we give thanks."
And thus the feast began!