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Title: Doctor, doctor!
Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 15, 2012, 08:51:54 PM

This game goes like this:

P1: Doctor, doctor, I swallowed a dictionary!
P2: I told you not to eat your words. :P
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a slug!

And it keeps on like that.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming about mice!

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Post by: redwallgurl on November 15, 2012, 09:42:47 PM

I told you not to read those Redwall books.

Doctor,doctor, I can't see!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 15, 2012, 11:21:13 PM

I just can't see why that is... ;D
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a violin!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 16, 2012, 01:29:06 AM

I told you not to listen to music! It's not good for your health...

Doctor, doctor, my shadow is missing! (Peter Pan, anyone?)

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Post by: W0NWILL on November 16, 2012, 02:26:13 AM

The shadow snatchers! Run!(ugh, it's been awhile. Is that what they're called?)

Doctor, doctor, I'm a spider!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 16, 2012, 08:58:59 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a Christmas card.

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 16, 2012, 05:29:01 PM

Um, well, that's because you are...

Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 16, 2012, 06:16:04 PM

That's because you've been running too much!

Doctor, doctor, I want DreamWorks to do an otter movie!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 16, 2012, 06:22:35 PM

Why are you seeing me about this?

Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to Windsor Airlift! What should I do?

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 16, 2012, 06:27:46 PM

Take an addict pill

Doctor, doctor, I'm woozy!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 16, 2012, 06:30:39 PM

Sit down.

Doctor, doctor, my head aches!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 16, 2012, 10:56:00 PM

You're upside down, so actually your feet ache, not your head.
Doctor, doctor, I keep having dreams about mice!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 17, 2012, 12:49:47 AM

My prescription is to have you read a series called Redwall. Then you'll just dream about mice in armour with swords!

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm Batman!

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Post by: phoenixfoden on November 17, 2012, 01:35:25 AM

Well...you are a bat,man!

Doctor doctor im howling like a wolf!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 17, 2012, 01:42:27 AM

You aren't a werewolf, are you?

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop smiling!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 17, 2012, 03:12:27 AM

Well, at least you're not grinning.

Doctor, doctor, I'm obsessed with Empires!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 19, 2012, 10:44:11 PM

Then make one yourself.

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pie!

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Post by: Redwaller on November 19, 2012, 11:20:35 PM

*Gets a knife and fork*
"Let's eat!"

Doctor, Doctor, I keep falling on my face!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 20, 2012, 12:36:55 AM

Oh, no problem. *shoves* Now you'll just land on your back instead.

Doctor, doctor, I'm obsessed with pirates!

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Post by: Redwaller on November 20, 2012, 12:40:20 AM

I recommend that you go at sea.

Doctor, doctor! I can fly!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 20, 2012, 01:36:28 AM

Oooh! Have you got wings?

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop reading!

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Post by: Redwaller on November 20, 2012, 01:37:29 AM

Then don't!

Doctor, doctor! I'm a Redwall fan!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on November 20, 2012, 01:46:42 AM

That's interesting your name doesn't have anything to do with it

Doctor Doctor I'm a Flea

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 20, 2012, 04:27:37 PM

Sorry, can't help you. I only work on humans.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop watching superhero movies!

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 21, 2012, 12:48:41 AM

When one comes on, turn it off immediately!

Doctor, doctor, I drank too much milk!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 01:05:30 AM

Um... I'm not a doctor...

Doctor, doctor, there's a ringing in my ears!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 21, 2012, 01:41:49 AM

Are your ears, by any chance, bells?

Doctor, doctor, I've got a ringtone stuck in my head!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 21, 2012, 01:48:05 AM

Then go and boil your bloomin' phone.

Doctor, doctor, I AM A PIE!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 01:49:26 AM

Again, I ONLY OPERATE ON HUMANS!!!

Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing the pitter patter of rain on the roof of the house, and it's annoying! What do I do?

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 21, 2012, 02:19:20 AM

Put up a giant umbrella.

Doctor, doctor, I think I can dance!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 21, 2012, 02:27:40 AM

So you think you can dance... Well, that's what you think. Demonstrate and I'll give you my opinion.

Doctor, doctor, ice cream is delicious!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 02:54:10 AM

...What's the problem, then?

Doctor, doctor, I keep hearing dogs barking!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 21, 2012, 03:12:55 AM

Oh, I'll make them go away.
Now the cats are hissing.

Doctor, doctor, I need an Iphone!

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on November 21, 2012, 06:24:05 AM

Well, then dance some Redwall dances!

Doctor, doctor, I'm craving dessert!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 21, 2012, 03:31:58 PM

I agree! What do you say we go down to the ice cream store and get something? By the way, you're paying.

Doctor, doctor, I have no money!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 04:37:03 PM

Then how are you going to pay your visit to me?!

Doctor, doctor, I'm about to kill my patient!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 21, 2012, 05:02:25 PM

...you don't have a patient, because you're not the doctor! ;D But if you do kill this 'patient', I will see you in court.

Doctor, doctor, I want to go to England!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 05:07:07 PM

Too bad! >:D

Doctor, doctor, I keep crushing people's dreams!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 21, 2012, 06:01:49 PM

Then crush your own.

Doctor, doctor, WHY AM I THE COLOR RED?

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 06:12:24 PM

Because you're embarrassed?

Doctor, doctor, I can't get enough sleep!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 21, 2012, 06:16:21 PM

Then bonk your head.

Doctor, doctor, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 06:49:32 PM

I don't care.

Doctor, doctor, why are people asking me questions?!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 21, 2012, 07:38:35 PM

You're answering them.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop doing the Macarena!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 07:39:23 PM

Can't help you. NEXT!

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop laughing at funny pictures!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 21, 2012, 07:41:24 PM

Then look at boring pictures!

Doctor, doctor, I NEED A DOCTOR!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 21, 2012, 07:44:45 PM

Sorry, I'm THE Doctor, not A doctor.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing Weeping Angels!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 21, 2012, 07:50:01 PM

Did you offer them some tissues?

Doctor, doctor, I can't wait for Thanksgiving!

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Post by: winifred on November 22, 2012, 10:57:48 PM

I cant either!!! my oh my you look like a pie, I can't wait anymore!!!! *munch, crunch, slurp*

Docter, docter I want to move to Mossflower country!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 25, 2012, 01:33:56 PM

Then pack your bags, and move!

Doctor, Doctor, I'm feeling like there's something inside of me!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 25, 2012, 03:19:21 PM

Then go inside-out.

Doctor, doctor, I AM TOO AWESOME FOR YOU!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 25, 2012, 04:02:53 PM

Then look at your face!

Doctor, Doctor, I have a drinking problem!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 26, 2012, 06:27:39 PM

Well, let me give you some salt. Then you'll really have a drinking problem!

Doctor, doctor, I think I'm invincible!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 26, 2012, 10:43:15 PM

Do you have vibranium?

Doctor, doctro, what is 122,232,921,949,924,932,942,194,919,942,394,923,994,918,392,746,574,132?

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 26, 2012, 10:45:07 PM

Lots of numbers!

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm dead!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 26, 2012, 10:47:46 PM

Then if you see dear old Brother Methuselah, tell him Cluny sent you!

Doctor, doctor, am I an official Michigan fan?

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 26, 2012, 11:06:28 PM

I guess so, 'cause you're a wolverine!

Doctor, Doctor, I've read all the Redwall books!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on November 27, 2012, 12:39:30 AM

So have I. >.<
Doctor, doctor, I can't get off the computer!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 27, 2012, 01:13:43 AM

Then don't. ;) What's wrong with the computer?

Doctor, doctor, my face is turning red!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 27, 2012, 02:30:32 AM

Then turn it purple!

Doctor, Doctor, I don't have any emotion!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 27, 2012, 04:35:55 PM

I feel no sympathy for you. :P

Doctor, doctor, I can't get anyone to stop talking!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 27, 2012, 10:13:57 PM

Then whisper. *WHISP, WHISP*

Doctor, doctor,

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 27, 2012, 10:16:47 PM

Don't do it!

Doctor, Doctor, I love otters and moles WAY too much!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 27, 2012, 10:23:17 PM

Burr aye, der moi favorite.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop saying wot wot!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 27, 2012, 10:24:15 PM

Then don't!

Doctor, Doctor, I am eating too much!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on November 27, 2012, 10:26:18 PM

Then true blue, forward the buffs... Salamandastron style!

Doctor, doctor, true blue, forward the buffs... Salamandastron style!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 28, 2012, 01:35:57 AM

...I can't remember what comes next in that song! >.< If only I had the book with me now...

Doctor, doctor, I'm writing a story!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 28, 2012, 01:38:19 AM

Well, what did you come to me for?

Doctor, doctor, I'm so tired!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on November 28, 2012, 03:24:55 AM

You should sleep. *nods sagely*

Doctor, doctor, my ears are ringing!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on November 29, 2012, 01:26:52 PM

Then don't!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel weird!

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Post by: Rainshadow on November 30, 2012, 04:10:43 PM

Good for you!

Doctor, doctor, I'm ill!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 01, 2012, 01:26:39 AM

OK!

Doctor, Doctor, I'm dead!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on December 01, 2012, 01:35:32 PM

Then say hi to my grandparents in Dark Forest.

Doctor, doctor, Sah! I need a jolly ol' meadowcream pie!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 01, 2012, 03:59:07 PM

No, you don't. You'll go out and patrol the walls, and maybe afterwards I'll consider your reward!

Doctor, doctor, my head hurts!

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Post by: UNKN0WN on December 01, 2012, 11:09:37 PM

hear's a hammer

DD! I have a knife wound!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 02, 2012, 07:08:05 PM

I'm not a doctor! Why're you asking me?

D,D, my head hurts!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on December 02, 2012, 10:05:52 PM

Then... true blue, forward the buffs... Salamandastron style!

D, D, who are you?

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 02, 2012, 11:20:20 PM

The real question is who are you?

D,D, I need some food!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 03, 2012, 09:02:00 AM

Well, go and buy some. This isn't a food shop.
Doctor, doctor, I can't decide whether I like dubstep or not!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 03, 2012, 01:18:21 PM

Why do you need to decide this?

D, D, I need a doctor!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 03, 2012, 06:22:04 PM

Well, you've come to the wrong place!

Doctor, doctor, I'm feeling dizzy!

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Post by: cregga rose eyes on December 03, 2012, 08:27:46 PM

Try spinning.

D,D, I'm Lost!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 04, 2012, 02:33:52 AM

Then get found soon!

D, D, I need an ambulance!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on December 04, 2012, 02:42:21 AM

Do you need a psychiatrist?

D, D, what's D, D?

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 04, 2012, 02:44:03 AM

I don't know! I'm not a great abbreviationist!

D, D, I like food!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on December 04, 2012, 02:46:03 AM

Than forward the buffs and eat all you like!

D, D, I'm partial to October Ale and candied chestnuts!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 04, 2012, 02:48:19 AM

I am too! Let's go for afternoon tea!

D, D, I want a sword!

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Post by: Lord Gorath on December 04, 2012, 02:54:29 AM

*slices head off* There's your sword.

Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, DOCTOR!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 04, 2012, 06:09:27 AM

What?
Doctor, doctor, everyone keeps using abbreviations!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 04, 2012, 05:10:44 PM

That's not my problem. (I'm a good doctor, aren't I? :P)

Doctor, doctor, I need candy!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 04, 2012, 11:21:27 PM

Wait till Christmas, then you'll get all the candy you want!
Doctor, doctor, I don't have anyone to play with!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 05, 2012, 12:56:47 AM

Well, you certainly ain't playin' with me!

Doctor, doctor, I'm being forced to play a game I don't want to play!

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Post by: Romsca on December 05, 2012, 10:49:06 PM

Then call the police

Doctor! Doctor! I'm being forced to decorate a Christmas tree!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 06, 2012, 01:10:37 AM

Then enjoy it!

D, D, I'm alive!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 06, 2012, 04:05:24 AM

At least you're not dead.
Doctor, doctor, I don't like eggs!

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Post by: Buckler The Leg Buckler on December 07, 2012, 02:50:16 AM

Then try 'em green with ham! I think you'll like them!

D, D, I love Redwall!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 08, 2012, 09:42:04 PM

Who doesn't!!!! ;D

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I'm melting

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 09, 2012, 04:31:33 AM

You look like chocolate.
Doctor, doctor, I'm a ferret!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 09, 2012, 03:42:33 PM

How many times have I said that I only work on humans?!?!?!?!

Doctor, doctor, I'm a human!

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 10, 2012, 09:42:31 PM

I never would have guessed. ;)
Doctor, doctor, I can't stop thinking about Warriors!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 10, 2012, 09:59:07 PM

Warriors? What warriors? Not warriors with swords, right? I don't know how to operate on sword wounds. :P

Doctor, doctor, I have a cold!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 10, 2012, 10:09:42 PM

Go to Florida you'll get hot fast

Doctor Doctor Why am I on planet Earth

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 10, 2012, 10:22:28 PM

Because you like it here, obviously.

Doctor, doctor, can I fly?

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 10, 2012, 11:37:06 PM

I'd like to see you try

D, D, I'm so small

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 11, 2012, 12:06:40 AM

No, I'm just tall!

Doctor, doctor, I want a Camaro!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 11, 2012, 12:46:30 AM

Well I don't

D, D, Why am I flat

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 11, 2012, 12:49:47 AM

Because I like pancakes and removed your skeleton.

Doctor, doctor, I'm tired!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 11, 2012, 12:59:20 AM

Go to sleep!

Doctor, doctor, I want to be a doctor!

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Post by: Redwallfan7 on December 11, 2012, 01:01:44 AM

Then to to medical school!

Doctor, doctor, I want to get Cats and Dogs on DVD!

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on December 11, 2012, 01:06:32 AM

I shouldn't be answering this, because I'm a doctor. But I recommend that you go to Amazon.

Doctor, doctor, I need Pirates of the Caribbean!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 11, 2012, 06:47:27 PM

Why does everyone come to me with their problems?!?

Doctor, doctor, I'm going crazy!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 11, 2012, 06:48:40 PM

Well let's hope you get better.

D, D, I want to own everything

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Post by: Kitsune on December 16, 2012, 05:00:44 AM

You need greed therapy.
Doctor, Doctor! I can see everything but my left hand!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 16, 2012, 05:42:32 PM

Good thing you still have your right

D, D, I am a tick

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Post by: Mattio on December 18, 2012, 11:42:28 AM

eat a red shroom

(quote from sis) doctor,doctor let me finish this row

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Post by: Kitsune on December 18, 2012, 04:20:55 PM

Sorry, someone else will!!
D, D! I have a fear of me!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 18, 2012, 05:05:04 PM

Call the Paramedics!!!!!

Doctor Doctor am I sinking

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Post by: Kitsune on December 18, 2012, 05:52:29 PM

I told you to stay out of that bog!
D, D! I have a love for cookies!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 18, 2012, 06:36:23 PM

Well don't worry I think everyone does

D D I love Redwall Songs

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 01:30:40 AM

Good for you!

Doctor, doctor, I just killed a dragon!

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Post by: Kitsune on December 21, 2012, 03:06:05 AM

NOOOOO!!!! THAT'S WHERE MY POOWR WIDDLE BAYBEEE WENT!!!! WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
LOL!
Doctor, Doctor!
I swallowed my tongue!

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 04:26:30 AM

How are you talking to me, then?

Doctor, doctor, I have the sudden urge to spend the afternoon in a hot air balloon!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 21, 2012, 03:41:59 PM

Well then you should'nt be here go right away

D, D, I want to ride in a airplane today

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 21, 2012, 07:32:34 PM

Too bad!

Doctor, Doctor, where's your TARDIS?

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Post by: Kitsune on December 22, 2012, 01:52:12 AM

I lost it in deep space!
Doctor, Doctor! Why is your name Who?

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Post by: Tiria Wildlough on December 22, 2012, 01:58:17 AM

It isn't.
Doctor, doctor, I'm obsessed with Lindsey Stirling's music!

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Post by: Mattio on December 22, 2012, 02:06:09 AM

It stinks get over it

D,D, i'm obbsessed with this forum

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Post by: Kitsune on December 22, 2012, 02:07:34 AM

Well... that's normal!
D, D! I can't wait for the rpg Modern Redwall to come out!

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Post by: Mattio on December 22, 2012, 02:13:24 AM

dont shoot each other

d d theres a chiwawa stalking me

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 22, 2012, 06:31:27 PM

RUN

D, D, I like Redwall

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 22, 2012, 07:06:19 PM

I see nothing wrong with that.

Doctor, doctor, I'm obsessed with the song Bright Eyes!

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Post by: Mattio on December 23, 2012, 03:03:11 AM

Try coffee I find it rather addicting

D d I need a doctor

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 23, 2012, 03:59:17 AM

Well, you've come to the wrong place! This is the dentist's office.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cold!

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 23, 2012, 08:47:29 PM

Probably better cold than hot!

D, D, I like Chris Tomlin

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Post by: Rainshadow on December 24, 2012, 03:43:56 AM

Good for you!

Doctor, doctor, I can't get enough Keehar! (The band, not the bird ;))

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Post by: Tam and Martin on December 24, 2012, 08:53:25 PM

Oh......interesting

D, D, Christmas is tomorrow

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Post by: Redwaller on June 20, 2013, 12:45:58 PM

What an interesting conclusion!

Doctor, Doctor,

I'm a doctor!

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Post by: rachel25 on June 20, 2013, 03:00:06 PM

good on you man ;D
doctor doctor I like fish :o

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Post by: WarriorOfMossflower on June 20, 2013, 03:20:08 PM

I have just the cure. -hands you a bottle of fish oil- ;D

Doctor, doctor, my head hurts!

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Post by: rachel25 on June 20, 2013, 03:24:08 PM

well if I hit you in the chest you will be able to forget about the pain in your head :P
Doctor doctor I still like fish ???

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Post by: Redwaller on June 26, 2013, 04:38:45 PM

Hhhmmm, that's weird, I thought I gave you cod oil. Maybe if you tried some Cod liver instead.

Doctor, doctor, I'm freezing!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 04, 2013, 01:53:32 AM

Maybe you should get out of the freezer.

Doctor doctor I have a bad hair cut!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 05, 2013, 09:06:57 PM

Ah told ye tae gae tae ze barber, nae ze baker!

Doctor, Doctor! Ah keep zinkin' yer from Gallifrey!

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Post by: Ungatt Trunn on July 05, 2013, 09:07:45 PM

Eh, okay...

Doctor, doctor, I am a doctor!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 05, 2013, 09:09:50 PM

Zat'z nice, na' get back tae yer TARDIS.

Doctor, Doctor! Ah zink ze znailz are invadin'!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 05, 2013, 10:53:06 PM

Ze znailz aren't invading us.

Doctor doctor I'm NOT a doctor !!!!!!!!! :o

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 05, 2013, 11:14:23 PM

Ah, zae zen yer ze Mazter!

Doctor, Doctor! Ze dalekz are attackin'!

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Post by: Brinty on July 05, 2013, 11:30:50 PM

stop having mirages!

Doctor doctor I'm indecisive. ???

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Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 05, 2013, 11:38:26 PM

Are you sure? ;)

Doctor, doctor ... wait you're not a doctor.

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Post by: Brinty on July 06, 2013, 12:13:36 AM

Your absolutely right, I'm Redwall's healer!

Doctor doctor all my worst nightmares involve Vilu Dasker! (from The Legend of Luke)

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 06, 2013, 01:26:59 AM

It iz okay. Juzt check yer cavin' card!

Doctor, Doctor! Ze cybermen zink ah'm an onion!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 06, 2013, 08:26:27 PM

Sorry but I'm a badger lord not a doctor.

Doctor doctor I read redwall books!

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Post by: Brinty on July 06, 2013, 08:43:14 PM

So do I keep reading them.

Doctor doctor my book is lost!

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Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 07, 2013, 06:28:36 AM

It's not lost, it's under the leg of my desk to stop it wobbling.

Doctor, doctor ... doctor!? Oh, there's nobody here. ;)

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 08, 2013, 08:14:51 PM

Zorry, 'ere ah am! Ah vaz buzy adjuztin' me bov tie an' didnae zee ye come in.

Doctor, Doctor! Ah zink ah'm an orange!

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Post by: Norham Waterpaw on July 08, 2013, 08:39:17 PM

Then I would highly recommend staying away from produce stores!

Doctor, Doctor! What do I do?!? I swallowed an Armadillo!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 09, 2013, 06:42:15 PM

I'm that Armadillo!

Doctor doctor , I'm a Armadillo!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 09, 2013, 07:30:12 PM

Arma-vot?

Doctor, Doctor! Ah ztill zink ah'm an orange!

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Post by: Brinty on July 09, 2013, 08:59:40 PM

stop thinking!

Doctor doctor, their are monkeys jumping on the bed!

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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 09, 2013, 09:57:58 PM

One fell off and broke his head. Can't bring him back from the dead. Ah, well...

Doctor, doctor, I need a doctor!

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Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 09, 2013, 10:51:13 PM

No doctors here ... this is the library. ;)

Doctor, Doctor, is there a mouse in the house for the spouse of the grouse who's eaten a louse?

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Post by: Brinty on July 10, 2013, 01:31:20 AM

It's in the Abby records so their must be.

Doctor doctor I like this game!

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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 10, 2013, 02:35:18 AM

Well, I don't care.

Doctor, doctor, I'm going insane!

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Post by: W0NWILL on July 10, 2013, 02:54:45 AM

I prescribe a whack to the head and some painkillers.

Doctor, Doctor, there's a telephone box in my garden!

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Post by: Rusvul on July 10, 2013, 03:50:42 AM

Poke it. If it explodes and kills you volatily (Is that a word?), then it's probably not the TARDIS

Doctor, Doctor, I keep reading this thread in a ridiculous accent and laughing at things that aren't funny. I think I might have Ridiculiheadexplodeitis, do you know any cures?

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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 10, 2013, 01:42:43 PM

If your head explodes, I'll just sew it back together.

Doctor, Doctor, the Abbey is under attack!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 10, 2013, 02:13:59 PM

I can only tell you one thing to help, REDWALL!!

Doctor doctor , I'm hit!

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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 10, 2013, 02:15:04 PM

Hit back! (jk)

Doctor, doctor, I post way too much on these forums!

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Post by: Redwaller on July 11, 2013, 02:20:43 PM

That's not a problem! I even say you,re quite healthy!

Doctor, doctor, I have 993 messages!

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Post by: Maudie on July 11, 2013, 04:59:32 PM

So that's who's been hogging all the messages...

Doctor, doctor! My legs are extremely sore!

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Post by: Redwaller on July 11, 2013, 11:10:02 PM

Cut them off!

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop thinking of Skyrim!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2013, 01:04:02 AM

Take a vacation an' relax.

Doctor, Doctor! Ze cybermen juzt killed a dalek!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 17, 2013, 07:10:28 PM

zzz, What didn't copy that.

Doctor, doctor, I like redwall and want it to be real! ;D

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Post by: Redwaller on July 17, 2013, 08:15:07 PM

Guards! ;D

Doctor, doctor, why is the title named after you?

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 17, 2013, 09:01:54 PM

Becauze ah am ze Doctor, zilly!

Doctor, Doctor! Ze bunny rabbitz iz comin'!

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Post by: Rusvul on July 17, 2013, 11:11:56 PM

That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!

Doctor, doctor, what's up, doc?

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 20, 2013, 09:03:10 PM

The stock market.

Doctor doctor, I'm a bad boy!

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Post by: Buzz_Bumble on July 21, 2013, 10:21:20 PM

Well go an sit in the naughty corner then.

Doctor, doctor, you're sitting in my soup.

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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 22, 2013, 12:42:32 AM

I thought it was a hotpack!

Doctor, doctor, there's a fly in my soup! (:P)

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Post by: Dag Downyfur on July 22, 2013, 01:20:14 AM

Flies are a delicacy. Eat it!

Doctor, doctor, this cheese smells weird!

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Post by: winifred on July 22, 2013, 05:30:25 AM

maybe b/c it's blue cheese... :P

Doctor, Doctor, I wish BJ wrote more RW books :'(

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Post by: Dag Downyfur on July 22, 2013, 02:43:44 PM

I do too, but reading the series again should help!

Doctor, Doctor, that fish is purple! You need to help it!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 24, 2013, 03:33:06 AM

It's just bruised.

Doctor, Doctor, I'm tired!

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Post by: Faiyloe on July 26, 2013, 03:11:59 PM

Why then go to sleep.

Doctor Doctor my tongue is purple.

:P

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 26, 2013, 06:03:56 PM

Zae yer ze vone vho ztole av o' ze popziclez!

Doctor, Doctor! Ze robot iz attackin' uz!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 26, 2013, 08:36:15 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Doctor, Doctor, I hate fish!

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Post by: Faiyloe on July 26, 2013, 08:56:09 PM

I prescribe these fish oil tablets that should clear things up.

Doctor doctor there is a worm in my sandal! :P

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Post by: BadgerLordFiredrake on July 27, 2013, 03:28:23 AM

That's no sandal...

Doctor, I'm getting tired of saying "Doctor, doctor," all the time!

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Post by: Rusvul on July 27, 2013, 04:30:22 AM

Then go ahead and stop. Nobody's forcing you to.
Doctor, Doctor, I just watched the first three episodes of Doctor Who!

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Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 28, 2013, 12:53:04 AM

Ze original or ze nev vonez?

Doctor, Doctor! The Clonez are Invadin'!

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Post by: Rainshadow on July 28, 2013, 03:01:52 AM

Ugh, I thought I told the Sontarans to stay away from Earth!

Doctor, Doctor, there's a Weeping Angel in my room! (Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :P)

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Post by: Darkenmal on July 28, 2013, 03:59:22 AM

Turn off the TV, that should finish them off.

Doctor Doctor, a dog is chewing on my leg!

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Post by: Maudie on July 28, 2013, 04:42:27 AM

Oh, good doggy, good doggy! (Heeheehee, evil laugh.)

Doctor, doctor! My cat is trying to kill me! :o

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Post by: Rainshadow on July 28, 2013, 04:48:23 AM

I thought I told them to close that hospital!

(Oh, and as for shutting off the TV, Dark, they can just turn the TV back on. ;))

Doctor, Doctor, my plane is crashing!

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Post by: Faiyloe on July 28, 2013, 12:15:59 PM

Who do you think I am a Pilot?!!

Doctor Doctor I think I have Dry Ditch Fever!

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Post by: Gnoflet on July 28, 2013, 01:57:18 PM

Then get out of the dry ditch and into a wet one.

Doctor, doctor, I hate fish more!

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Post by: Rainshadow on July 28, 2013, 02:49:24 PM

Don't be rude, fish are people too!

Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to I Hope You Think of Me!

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Post by: Gnoflet on August 09, 2013, 01:51:14 AM

Well don't nobody's posting.

Doctor, Doctor, I like badgers and hares and scoff!

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Post by: Redwaller on August 10, 2013, 05:17:15 PM

So do I!

Doctor, doctor! I'm addicted to my Survival Guide!

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Post by: Brinty on December 27, 2013, 12:41:00 AM

Why is that a problem!

Doctor, Doctor! There are not enough posts on post to a million times game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by: Gnoflet on January 04, 2014, 04:43:27 PM

Well, go post on it.

Doctor, Doctor, *falls asleep*

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Post by: Brinty on January 06, 2014, 03:37:09 AM

"Then your prescription is sleep."

Doctor, doctor I don't like fuzzy pink space unicorns!

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Post by: Unimaginative on January 09, 2014, 02:34:00 AM

What is wrong with you, my good man?

Doctor,Doctor, I devoured someone's Soul.

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Post by: Lady Amber on April 24, 2014, 02:31:33 AM

:o :'(
Doctor, doctor, I'm dead!

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Post by: Skyblade on July 30, 2015, 09:32:37 PM

Clearly not, for you're still talking. *kicks Amber out of the doctor's office* We don't deal with people like you, but here's a place (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=5882.0) that might help instead ;)

Doctor, doctor, HELP ME!!!

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Post by: Mhera on July 31, 2015, 05:56:12 AM

Take a number and have a seat.

Doctor, doctor, there's a snake in my boot!

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Post by: Skyblade on July 31, 2015, 04:49:49 PM

This isn't a toy hospital, cowboy.

Doctor, doctor, WHY DID I JUST SAY YOUR NAME TWICE?

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Post by: Delthion on August 19, 2015, 04:42:33 AM

Deja Vu!

Doctor, Doctor! Why do I need a doctor!

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on August 19, 2015, 04:59:58 PM

Because clearly you need therapy, I know this guy who would be a perfect match for your aliment. Now for the visit that would be three thousand dollars unless you have insurance.

Doctor, doctor I think I just ate death berries!

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Post by: Lady Amber on August 19, 2015, 10:16:11 PM

Well, there's a corner over there for you to die peacefully.

Doctor, doctor, every night I have a dream in which I die!

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Post by: Vilu Daskar on August 19, 2015, 10:25:34 PM

Then take this medication side effects include but are not limited to suicidal thoughts, death, and terrible pain all over your body but at least you'll sleep better.

Doctor, Doctor I can't stop typing.

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Post by: Lady Amber on August 19, 2015, 10:32:16 PM

Then throw your computer in the trash.

Doctor, doctor, I'm blind!

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on August 20, 2015, 01:59:12 AM

Perfect I have been training this new breed of seeing eye turtles yes, they will do perfectly for you just call this number and I will get you ne right away.

Doctor, doctor I have mad turtles disease!

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Post by: Vilu Daskar on August 20, 2015, 02:14:19 PM

Doctor mutters under his breath: "Excellent all is going according to plan."
Patient: "What?"

Doctor Doctor whats 2X8-7+456X75435=

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on August 20, 2015, 03:30:19 PM

Top secret.

Doctor, doctor I think I'm a chicken! Cluck cluck barrrrrruck

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Post by: Skyblade on August 20, 2015, 03:50:45 PM

I'm gonna be eating good tonight!

Doctor, doctor, are you a REAL doctor?

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on August 20, 2015, 05:08:47 PM

Real Doctor, of course I am I have a PHD in music theory.

Doctor, doctor if I take these tiny red pills what will happen to me?

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Post by: Cornflower MM on August 20, 2015, 05:46:49 PM

Why, you'll die! That's what they're for, don'tcha know?

Doctor, doctor! I keep falling over!

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Post by: Vilu Daskar on August 20, 2015, 06:04:07 PM

That's because I keep tripping you.
Doctor, Doctor how long till you can see me?

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Post by: LT Sandpaw on August 20, 2015, 06:41:09 PM

Maybe another six hours right now I'm ~~Playing Minecraft~~ Doing paperwork.

Doctor, doctor which way to the bathroom!

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Post by: Delthion on August 20, 2015, 06:53:07 PM

Whichever way you're going, it's the opposite!

Doctor, doctor! I need a paradox!

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Post by: Vilu Daskar on August 20, 2015, 07:46:42 PM

Too bad.

Doctor, Doctor if a tree falls down in the forest and nobody is there to here it does it make a sound?

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Post by: lass of something much on March 20, 2020, 11:52:39 AM

and that's why you need you brain removed...

doctor doctor! I need my leg replaced!

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Post by: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 11:54:15 AM

Hop along, then.
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm dead!

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Post by: lass of something much on March 20, 2020, 11:59:25 AM

QUICK! JUMP IN THE CAR! YOU'RE GONA FLY!

doctor, doctor, I think I'm gona vomit a house!

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Post by: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 12:01:08 PM

At least do it somewhere private.
Doctor, doctor, I have a fever!

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Post by: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 06:15:25 AM

and that's why I never leave my dwelling...
doctor! doctor! I had a car crash!

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Post by: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 12:16:54 PM

Aren't you too young to drive?
Doctor, doctor, I have a shoulder!

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Post by: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 01:35:03 PM

Interesting....... *Grabs a bone saw.*

Doctor, Doctor! I haz sniffles!

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Post by: lass of something much on March 21, 2020, 01:38:23 PM

Oh no! were all gona die! :o

doctor! doctor! I need sleep!

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Post by: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 01:42:14 PM

*goes out to buy sleep* I'm sorry, there are national shortages so I will not be able to assist you.

Doctor, doctor! I broke my toe!

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Post by: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 01:43:32 PM

They never taught us this in medical school...

Doctor, Doctor! Lass wants to let her thread die!

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Post by: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 06:38:37 AM

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