Redwall Abbey

  This is an idea that a man on another forum came up with, and I thought it was rather fun, so I decided to bring it here.  This is not my idea, it's Copperfox's.  Thank you, Copperfox!
  So, this is pretty much an RP where the story can go anywhere at any time, with any character, who is immediately the star of the RP.  Pretty much, whoever posts is the new star.  ;)

  IC:  Joe the orc was standing in the gazebo overlooking Mount Doom, waiting to be married to the beautiful elf, Bella, by Saruman.  He was grinning, his five black teeth showing in the red light of the mountain.
  Bella was beaming when Saruman said, "You may roar at your bride."  Joe always knew how to roar very well.  He looked handsome in his White Hand armor, she thought.  So handsome.

Bella slapped Joe the orc. "I'm never marrying you!" she yelled. She changed her mind very often.

Joe's father was watching nearby. "Don't let her do that son". Joe grabbed Bella and Bella was shocked "I thought you were going to be my husband!"

But then one of the Nazgûl came out of the sky and slayed Bella.

Saruman raised his staff and cast a spell and killed the Nazgûl

But he is a man, and only women are able to kill Nazgûl, and the only woman is dead.

So the Nazgûl flies away, and a giant turtle comes out of the earth and eats Joe.

OOC: I didn't know there were giant turtles in.

BIC: Then crawls over to the edge of Mount Doom and jumped.

  Meanwhile, a lone rider is riding through the desert.  He takes his pistol out of its holster and looks at it, admiring the way that the light shone off of it.  The rider, a cowboy named Don, took great pride in polishing weapons.
  Don stuck the pistol back in its holster and took up the reins, spurring the horse onward.

On a completely different planet, there lived a man whose name was Gafffffkelfjrk (pronounced Ga-fFFfF-kelfjrk). Gafffffkelfjrk (whose name meant "Brian" in English) was feeling particularly lonely at that time, so he decided to take a walk around his home planet of SSSHejFffFfkdb (OBVIOUSLY pronounced SSSH-ejFffF-kdb). This planet was about the size and shape of a small mushroom, and that is why it had not been discovered by Earthlings as of yet. After all, it is in the same galaxy, and it it actually the first planet from the sun, standing approximately 17.987 metres (or 59.0124672 feet) from it. Funnily enough, it did not orbit the sun, always staying in the same place, and it was located underneath the sun, at a 23 degree tilt. The people who live on SSSHejFffFfkdb were about the size of a parasite and took a shining to the letter "f", making sure everything in their complex tongue had more "f"'s than any over letter. People on the upside of the mushroom called those on the bottom of the mushroom rhdofffcnrozkefbridgej, which is translated as "underlings", and those on the bottom of the mushroom called those on the top of the mushroom fhdoejrfffojrjfbyufffpbridgej, which translates roughly as "John", as all those on the top of the mushroom were named John. Our hero, Gafffffkelfjrk, lived on the bottom.

Anyway, so Gafffffkelfjrk was walking along, when he saw a store named "Fnroffnrfffidledteienfbelkcbfrj", which is roughly translated as "Deli". He decided he'd go in and order a ffkeibdojbeiodkbffff, which means "beef sandwich". Now Gafffffkelfjrk was actually a vegetarian, and "beef" meant "salad" in the dialect. After all, they had no cows. Well, they did have something they called a "cow", but it was actually a rare, Critically Endangered type of tree located only at the very base of the mushroom (where the South Pole would be located if the Earth was mushroom shaped), and in the dialect it's name was ffxofbekskfibrfff.

Anyway, I'm getting sidetracked. So Gafffffkelfjrk ordered his meal and ate it while walking. On his walk, he met his friend Fffeoorivhrkxunsogfff, meaning "Rachel". She was greatly troubled as her cat (well, cat-like pet, actually a fffrrkdeisbeodgff) was stuck in a tree. She cried "Shhefff ffff, f ddddekfffff mmfff lggfff!" which means "help, I've broke my leg!". She had done so in an entirely unrelated incident to her cat, which means that explanation was completely useless.
Gafffffkelfjrk, finally seeing his chance to impress her, picked her up in his arms and said, in his most romantic voice, "Ddddfrrfffff ffteieb, f dfdfef fffeeehf!", which means "don't fear, I am here!". He carried her to the hospital.

Later, many years later in fact (well, the planet had no years as it did not orbit around the sun, but in Earth years) the pair were married. Well, not really "married" as there was no marriage on the planet, but as close to married as you'll get. They had no children, for they do not have children, instead they are made by appearing randomly at any given time. They also never age and can't die, which means overpopulation is a very real threat. The government are considering a move to Earth for a percentage of the population any time now. So, if you do happen to meet one, be friendly, as you now know the troubles their people have suffered.

This planet will not feature in this RP ever again.

The cowboy saw a giant turtle hurtling off a ledge and charging towards him (this is a fast turtle). He shot it twice with a pistol but nothing happened to penetrate its shell.

suddenly, the universe ended.

And then it started again. And the only thing left were hobbits

  And the Doctor with his TARDIS.  Luckily, there were no Daleks left to exterminate anything, so the world was much, much better.

The hobbit snuck up to the Doctor and did.............!

...n't have a chance to do anything before the rest of the universe was back, and then a dalek exterminated the doctor and the hobbit, and the doctor died, and wasn't able to regenerate.

  Ah, but luckily, that was only a projection.  The real Doctor was hidden away in the TARDIS, giggling as the Dalek exterminated the fake Doctor.
  Then, before anyone could do anything, the Doctor went to Redwall in the TARDIS, with no creature following him but Rose.

OOC: This looks alot like another game in this board.

BIC: And then, grass started growing rapidly, engulfing everything.

The daleks died when they were drowned in grass

Rose called for Martin for the doctor was coming close to her but he wasn't there so the Laird Bosie McScutta of Bowlaynee came and put shaft to bowstring and fired. ZZZZZZZZZPPPPPPPP

Then the doctor deflected the arrow with a forcefield screen generated by his sonic screwdriver

  The Doctor grabbed Rose by the wrist, saying, "Run!" as the creepy gas mask people came closer.  The both ran into the TARDIS, disappearing and reappearing inside of Redwall.  In the cellars, actually.  Luckily, there were no enemies here, so they were safe.

OOC: rainshadow, edit your post to fit with this different IC post.

IC: suddenly a creeper who happened to be in the TARDIS exploded.

  Fortunately the Doctor was wearing a bulletproof vest, so he just got a bruise on his chest where the bullet hit.

OOC: forget i said anything.

But Rose was badly injured. The doctor went back to his home planet with Rose to heal her and now she can travel through time and regenerate

...but she was killed by a bug hitting her windpipe as she was riding a motorcycle at 85 MPH and couldn't regenerate because the bug exploded on impact, blowing her to pieces. Also she was hit by a DeLorean Time Machine invented by Dr. Emmet Brown, Doc kept on going and crashed into the TARDIS, creating an irreversible time paradox. Now everyone lives in fear of those creepy Reapers from Doctor Who, as the Reapers could not fix the paradox.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH said a random person

"Shuttup!" Said a mouse. In the paradox-world, animal and human minds bled together, resulting in smart animals and idiotic humans.

Gandalf came back and killed all the dalecks.

then an army of action figure orc attacked the world

  Fortunately, Bob the Janitor was there to help fight off the evil orcs.  He took out his sponge and soap, shoving all of the orcs into a lake.  He then proceeded to clean them, one by one.  He took out a toothbrush and brushed every orc's teeth, making him Bob the Oral Hygienist.

Then all the Orcs went back to their boxes to be sold 10% more

And then the Reapers killed the orcs.

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40647000/jpg/_40647392_reaper300.jpg)

The orcs were replaced with dorcs. The Reapers fled, and Bob the oral hygienist died because of the dorcs stupidity. Everyone else facepalmed and covered their ears as not to drown in stupidity.

  But fortunately the Doctor saved the day, and everybody lived, minus the dorcs.  Bob the Oral Hygienist survived!  As a thank you, he cleaned the Doctor's teeth and mopped the floors of the TARDIS.

but the universe didn't care, so the doctor actually died a few posts back, so everyone died again.

  But the Doctor had regenerated, and the TARDIS had survived, so almost everyone lived.  The Doctor then left, leaving Bob the Oral Hygienist/Janitor to clean up the mess.

But the delorean time machine had crashed into the TARDIS, and both the time machines died.

  OOC:  Nooooooooooooooo!!!  :P

  BIC:  Bob the Janitor was there to clean up the mess, tearing up as he got near to it.  He had just lost one of his customers!

 :P bounced up and looked over the remains of the Delorean, and spoke to Bob, "Hellow, I'm  :P. I need choo to clen my teethsh an' ton."

  Bob the (now) Oral Hygienist immediately brightened up, pulling out a spare toothbrush and running up to :P.  He started his work of cleaning :P's teeth, yanking out a few dead teeth in the process.  This is how Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist became Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist.

but the events of Bad Wolf and The Parting Of Ways was actually the result of a successful alliance between the Death Eaters and the Daleks to replace the doctor with Barty Crouch Jr., so bob the janitor/oral hygienist/dentist and :P died.

  Unfortunately for them, they had killed Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist's twin brother, Fred the Gardener.  Bob was still very much alive, hiding underneath his elven cloak.

but a dalek with Mad-Eye Moody's magical eye exterminated Bob.

  But that wasn't Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist.  That was, in fact, a life-sized action figure that looked quite a bit like Bob.  Bob was now hiding in a bunker 23 stories beneath the surface of the earth.  He was eating Jammie Dodgers and watching television, giggling at the fact that he had outsmarted the Daleks.

but the dalek was a wizard dalek, and was an expert at legilimency, so it apperated into the bunker and exterminated the real bob.

And Dumbledore died again because his character wasn't so good. Snape lived in this crazy universe, and  :P had a brother,  8),  8) magically appeared and was exterminated by the Dalek.

then the dalek apperated into aperture science and exterminated GLaDOS, but she was Still Alive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nUiwR3Jn8hk), so the dalek ate cake

:P and  8)'s cousin,  :o wanted the cake, so he shot the Dalek's eye stalk and stole the cake. He was like  :o What am I doing?

then sauron took a big bite outta the cake since he gollumized the last guy who had it then he became enraged since he had no mouth. So he texted mouth ou sauron to take a bite of cake and describe it to him

But the cake was a lie, and vaporized in Sauron's mouth.

  Bob the Janitor then came along, mopping up the remains of the nonexistent cake.

and the dalek exterminated  :o, the mouth of sauron, sauron, and bob the janitor, who was an entirely different person than the other bob the janitor, they just share a name and a job.

  Yes, the real Bob the Janitor was still hiding in his underground bunker, watching it all on the news while giggling and chatting with his Dalek buddy named Dave.  Dave the Dalek.

dave the dalek was the most evil dalek in existence , as he allied himself with bob the janitor, who was the antagonist, and so evil that even the daleks recognize him as pure evil, so our hero mad-eye the dalek broke into the bunker, killed the real bob the janitor, and as he faced dave the pure evil dalek, he...

 ???, a brother of  :o, came in and tripped over Dave Dalek, just as Mad-eye Dalek fired his laser, ??? died, like his cousins and brother before him.

  Dave the Dalek was so enraged by the fact that his buddy, Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist, was killed, that he immediately exterminated Mad-Eye the Dalek.  He then hopped into his spare TARDIS and went back in time, exterminating Mad-Eye the Dalek, thus saving Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist.  Then he hopped back into the TARDIS and traveled back to the present, saying hello to Bob, who was slightly confused at what had just happened.

But mad-eye the dalek's past self's past self destroyed dave's TARDIS, because after he did, he told himself to, so
dave never saved Bob the janitor (both of them) and Bob the janitor/oral Hygienist/dentist.  because the three of them were entirely different people. 

OOC: dave was a friend of Bob the janitor, not Bob the Janitor/Oral Hygienist/Dentist, fix that.

Then a ten-story monster thing that looked like a rag doll started throwing 15-foot pies at people.

Then Ultraman came and saved the day!
(it's okay if you don't know what that is. it's pretty old)

..but then his annoying energy thing ran out and he died.

and fell on top of an ANT

who ate the cheese

Which made the planet they were on blow into pieces, then come back together, making all the people on it shocked and confused.

  Bob the Janitor's son, Bill the Time Traveler, was sitting around in his spaceship, twiddling his thumbs while the planet was blowing up.  He heard the explosion, looked out his window and watched the planet explode and then come back together.  Had someone hit the rewind button?
  Bill the Time Traveler then noticed that he had put his cup of coffee on the rewind button.  Oops, he thought, picking it up before even more damage would be done.  Little did he know that he had just saved his father and his father's buddy, Dave.

Bill also saved  ???, who then promptly died as Mad-eye Dalek fired his laser. To recap, ??? fell through the ceiling onto Dalek Dave's head. ??? then stumbled down Dave's front, just as Mad-eye Dalek fired. ??? was hit by Mad-eye's laser, inadvertently saving Dalek Dave's life.

OOC: I'm running right though these smiley characters.

But then  ;D came along and made everybody laugh their heads off

OOC: My smiley characters! :D

And then  :) and ;) and :D and ;D and >:( and :( and :o and 8) and ??? and ::) and :P and :-[ and :-X and :-\ and :-* and :'( and >:D all died. There were no more smiley characters left.

OCC: aw, no more smileys? Btw, >:D Isn't on the normal list. How do I do that?
....Oh yeah! Like I just did! LOL it's > : D with no spaces.

But >:D reincarnated because he was a time lord. An evil one.

... then died twelve more times.

then >:D reincarnated and laughed at the Master and his puny attempts to kill the Doctor

he died thirteen more times, and remained dead.

Forever. No more reincarnations.

then his brother >:D the 3 destroyed all of time and space

  But luckily Bill the Time Traveler was goofing off and accidentally saved the universe yet again.  "Oh, darn!  I need to stop doing that!" he exclaimed, taking his coffee mug off of the rewind button.

River then kills Jayne.

OOC: firefly river, not DW river

And then River kills River. It doesn't matter which River killed who, just that one was killed. Then River reincarnated. Whoever reincarnated is not known, just that one killed the other, the dead one reincarnated, then the reincarnated one killed the other. There was also a zombie. This zombie called Finn will only be controlled by me, and will never be killed. He is my only character that won't die in the next couple posts.

A random person shrieks aloud.

     Ashton enjoyed being ruler of the entire world and other known universe. It gave her a deep rooted sense of satisfaction to know that it was her whims that were faithfully carried out by the populace, not the whims of Thaddeus, who was her twin brother, and who once tried to take the throne from her, using a band of skilled but disloyal rebels. Those disloyal rebels proved to be uncontrollable, so Ashton sent them to daycare, figuring that if it could hold four year holds, it could handle them. She then sealed her brother in a jail somewhere, and promptly tried to forget that she had to do several hours of boring "I Sealed My Only Living Relative In Prison" paperwork. That stuff gave her a headache.

    Anyway, Ashton heard random shrieking, and decided to go to a place where she didn't hear it as much. So, she posted a message on a wall, ordering everyone to build her a space-ship. Then she could go to Mars, where shrieking is punishable by slapping the shrieker with a fifty-pound golden eyed, anti-shrieking Mars fish. In fact... she had one in her pocket. She pulled it out and said, "Captain! Hit the shrieker with this!"

   Captain Sam was a brave, daring, sort of captain, exactly the sort of person who would be stupid enough to want to hit someone with a fish. He held the stinky monstrosity, saluted, and ran up to the random person, and promptly slapped them with the fish.

     Thaddeus sat in prison, feeling bored. It was boring in prison, you see, so he started singing off-key and wouldn't shut up.

"Grrrr?" Finn asked Thaddeus. 'Grrrr?' in zombie talk, means, 'Why are you doing that?' Finn raised the keys he had taken off the guard when he had eaten the guard's brains and looked at them. He wondered if the keys would be good to eat.

   Thaddeus looked at Finn. "No, no, no. Not Grrr. If you don't know the lyrics, just hum." He then returned to his song, singing at the top of his voice.

Oh, I wish I was a fish,
Cause a fish you see,
Is not in well of a cell,

If as I wish I was a fish,
I'd be swimming free,
With pails of tales to tell.


Something didn't feel right. Thaddeus frowned, and cursed the invention of rhyme and meter. It was hard enough being an amazing songwriter without putting any effort into it.

"Grr, grGRR grr grrr gr BRAINS!" Finn tried.

The random person, quite shaken after being slapped with a fish and cast into prison, tried to explain her disability to Thaddeus. "I have a horrible disorder, you know. It's called attention deficit- ooh, butterfly..." she trailed off as a butterfly, bearing an urgent message from Gandalf, flew wearily into the room.

Random person flys inbetween the happenings of these universes and shouts,
"Everyone, everywhere, stop what you're doing,
THE WEEPING ANGELS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then leaves quickly!

Another random person looks over to the other and says "No they aren't" That was when he was overtaken.....

A weeping angle accidently runs into a wall.

weeping angles are, as you can tell, completely different from weeping angels, and are rather harmless, and random person was a well known liar.

Me................a liar

Another random person shrieks aloud.

And zuddenly Proffessor Plum declared: I have zolved the caze o' the Hound o' the Bazz zection row 3 number 29981.2...etc.! The cook waz killed by none other than...

Darth Vader!

Meanwhile, back on the ranch...

...a buch of sheep were crossing the road! But then Fat Albert came along saying "Hey, hey, hey!" And knocking sheep left and right!

And then an evil emoticon came along and ate all the sheep.

But then Photo Finish walked in! She said, "We go!" And everyone followed her.

  In comes Martin Freeman, who's just having a normal day until he was abducted by thirteen strange dwarves, who claimed that he was a 'burglar' who could help them reclaim some strange place by the name of Erebor.

Behind him is the dead Smaug, with an emoticon eating him.

  OOC:  Lol, what?

  BIC:  As soon as the rather unhappy Martin Freeman and the 13 dwarves made it to Erebor, they were ambushed by Sherlock Holmes, along with DI Lestrade, who captured Martin Freeman and made their way to London.

then Sherlock dies... twice, then turns into an orange and will never be mentioned on this thread again.

  Fortunately, the Doctor was there to once again save the day.  He went back in time, saved Sherlock from dying and tried to return him to London.  There were several detours to try and make Sherlock understand the solar system.

but that was never supposed to happen, and so the doctor leaves him to die anyway.  (The doctor was already proven to actually be Barty Crouch Jr. anyway, so...)

  In comes Bill the Time Traveler.  He was sitting in his spaceship when he heard about Sherlock dying.  "We'll fix that!" he exclaimed, pressing what seemed to be completely random buttons.  After several minutes of doing this, he was in Middle Earth, floating in front of Sherlock and Martin Freeman.  He shoved them inside his spaceship, leaving the poor dwarves to be killed by some dragon.

but bill's ship crashes, killing Sherlock and turning bill into a companion cube, which chell proceeds to drop into an incinerator.  Martin Freeman miraculously survives, only to be licked to death by your profile picture.

Then the dubstep monsters came along and everyone was deafened.

  "This is the day that Owl City shall rise!" shouted Owl City as he dove from above, riding a giant owl while attacking the dubstep monsters with his purely epic music.

then Owl City proved that spontaneous combustion exists by dying from it.

  But fortunately, Doc was in his DeLorean and went back in time, shooting fire extinguisher at poor Adam.  He survived, but was thoroughly drenched.  As was the giant owl, who was NOT pleased.

However his death was a fixed point in time, and so the universe started being messed up.

Which made Legos become humans and Humans become Legos!

And then some random K-5 bully comes up and smashes the wonderful lego creations...

Meanwhile, back on the ranch, the rare never before seen blue gophers were just about to begin their championship volleyball match with the equally rare and never before seen red beavers. The crowd was tense as the referee approached the net.

But then some dwarves came to say that they needed to get an ambulance, as they were singed from a dragon. Then the red beavers won the game and the blue gophers killed them in fury. In that way, the blue gophers did win the game. After that, the dwarves, now fully healed, challenged the gophers to a hockey game. Everyone knows that dwarves are the greatest hockey players in Middle-Earth, so they crushed the gophers. The gophers, disappointed in themselves, let their anger out by killing famous people including Doctor Who and Morgan Freeman.

Somewhere in space, a rock, from earth, floats toward the sun, and collides with a random mushroom thingy floating in space. Small cries could be heard from the shroomy planet....

...and the shroomy planet slowly drifts toward the sun, and then was swallowed up to never be heard from again.

Meanwhile, back on Earth, there was another boring election, where the three canidates were as follows: "Count Douku, Watto, and Lex Luthor". Those polled said that they would quite like to stop being tied to a pole and carried out of town, especially since Poland had just been blown off the map due to an error in fine silk making.

However, Australia wasn't in the clear yet, for killer tomatoes were starting to invade Iceland, while the killer carrots focussed primarily on Turkey. The elves were quick to take flight in the 'copters and flew in circles until they had made themselves quite dizzy.

then out of nowhere a guinypig apead and started to eat all the evil carrots and a world wide Storm blow up and destroyed earth (and the elves were still spinning)  ;)

for no reason in particular, every single character in this RP dies, except the ones who are introduced after this post.

The Death Defying Beavers escaped however using the Stargate to travel to Atlantis, where the Atlantis Expedition were battling the horrible Wraith.

Then all the death-defying beavers got killed by the Wraith.

And the wraith dies because Link comes in and kills it with the MASTER SWORD, OH YEAH!

then all the clouds turned into gravestones, the gravestones then fell and crushed thousands and thousands of people, the scientists that didn't die will always refer to this event as "the day randomness adopted a morbid sense of humor."

"Alaz for the days of tofu!" cried Darth Vader as he cut down Obi-wan Kenobi. Meanwhile, Sea Scorpions began to advance towards the divers.

the universe then exploded, followed by the universe unexploding.  This had no effect on anything, as everything was unexploded to normal, and they all went about their day as if the universe didn't just explode.

Meanwhile, under the sea, a stupid red crab wouldn't stop singing, "Under the Sea"

To remedy this situation, a mermaid swam up and threatened to turn the crab over to the chef. (@Norham: Younger sibs watching The Little Mermaid, eh?)

 I have no younger sibs, I'm just being ADD

Then the crab cooked and ate himself. No more singing crab. The mermaid was overjoyed!

Then a shark killed the mermaid and drank the ocean so everyone died from lack of water.

But then a water-breathing named Thorineus dragon breathed water back into the ocean, saving the day.

Everyone thanked the dragon, but, being shy it flew away...

Only to be slain by a knight who never comes into this story again.

OOC:  Hey, that's my job!  And only for people i dislike.

OOC:  ;D

BIC: The knight is not mentioned, but is quite bored. So theknightnotmentioned went down to town to see what was happening.

Then since theknightwhoisnotmentioned gets mentioned, the universe explodes. And then unexploded back to normal.

OOC: For some reason the universe explodes in this story a lot.

But then, all of a sudden, who should come out of a closet but Prince Charming himself. He had a blue wond, and he wanted revenge!

But a giant paper bag swallowed him whole, and Smaug ate the bag. Then Godzilla ate Smaug. Then I threw up in a trash can.

But then Prince Charming came back, obviously still alive! He then launched a bubble spell at the universe, causing everything (exept himself) to turn into bubbles! "I have made my revenge!!" Prince Charming yelled in joy.

of course, his revenge was turned into a bubble as well, so it popped, undoing the bubble spell.  Prince charming fell over dead, for unknown and equally unimportant reasons.

But then he came back to life, putting a magic spell on his revenge to make sure that it wouldn't turn into bubbles, also" making sure that he himself wouldn't turn into bubbles as well, and then turned the universe into bubbles as well. "Now I have made my revenge!" Prince Charming yelled for joy again.

the spell that prevented his revenge from turning to a bubble was the first thing to turn into a bubble, though.  So his revenge was turned into a bubble, then it popped, and the world was de-bubbled.  Prince charming died, and will never again come back to life.

Quote from: psybox on April 11, 2013, 08:43:30 PM
the spell that prevented his revenge from turning to a bubble was the first thing to turn into a bubble, though.  So his revenge was turned into a bubble, then it popped, and the world was de-bubbled.  Prince charming died, and will never again come back to life.

But right before he died, he put a spell on what Psybox just said to be a complete lie, then reversed it, making Psybox die from some unknown reason.

Of course, Psybox is a pseudonym, and the spell needed the target's real name, it therefore had no effect on me, only on psybox, and even if he did do it, he reversed the spell that made it a lie, so he would have died anyway.

But then Prince Charming found out the Targets real name (one so secret that not even Prince Charmin could say it out loud), then he zapped the Target that made his Target turn into a pile of ash.

Which then became Slothunog who ate Prince Charming.

But then Price Charming turned Slothunog into ash from the inside, freeing himself. He then created an army of Wildcats, who took over the world for him. Then everybody was Prince Charming's slave.

But suddenly, the universe decided it didn't like to be swarming with wildcats, so the universe blew up.(yet again)

But Prince Charming managed to survive, and then created another Universe were he ruled as supriem ruler.

...and we left him to enjoy himself, now we're moving onto another universe, one similar to the one blown up, only without shrimp.  Anyway, Anya came to this world, but then the bunnies in this world scared her away.

Then the bunnies ate everything edible!

But just then, the universe that Prince Charming ruled collided with the other universe, causing that universe to become part of Prince Charming's universe putting everybody in that universe became under his rule!

And then the bunnies ate everything that was or wasn't edible in the entire of all universes. no more matter left. Not even bunnies, once they ate everything else, they just ate themselves.

OOC: How many universes have we gone through?

New universe time!  This universe is a universe...  Identical to the universe we started in.

And then this new universe imploded and then got incinerated.

Then a huge army of giant spiders led by Shelob ate the universe, destroying it yet again.

And then an indestructible universe was created to fit the need of this RP, also, prince charming will never access this universe, ever.

And then... Prince Charming turned the new universe into a bubble.

But then it popped, creating a giant universe nebula, which quickly formed back together, and everyone wondered if Bill the Time Traveler came back and hit the stupid button again!

contrary to popular belief, it was actually Ted the time traveler.

OOC: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! All this back and forth nonsence! ;D

But then Ted and his entire armada of of deadly warships got swallowed up by a small dog, due to some miscalculations in size. Scientists say that this phenomenom happens quite often.

Meanwhile, Prince Charming had come up with a brilliant idea about how to take over the universe that he wasn't able to go in. He hired Puss in Boots to sneak into that universe, and then destroy the pearl that had the spell that cept Prince Charming out of that universe. And Puss in Boots sucseeded, making Prince Charming and his army of Wildcats to take over that universe, and they sucseeded in that too. So then Prince Charming was the ruler of that universe, and he put Puss in Boots over his army of Wildcats. Everybody else was under his rule.

Fortunately, the backup was able to get to this universe, causing extreme pain and death to Prince Charming.

Quote from: psybox on April 15, 2013, 09:12:05 PM
Fortunately, the backup was able to get to this universe, causing extreme pain and death to Prince Charming.

But then Prince Charming stepped out of a closet were he was hiding. The Prince Charming that "died" was a maniken! Then Puss in Boots and his army of Wildcats drove the backup into another universe made of chocolate, were they spent the rest of there lives eating it. So then Prince Charming continued to rule the other universe.

However, The mannequin was actually my work,it held thousands and thousands of fully functioning Anti-Prince Charming guns, and proceeded to shoot the real prince charming with them, killing him.  Then another backup of the thing that kept Prince charming was installed, just in case.  Oh, Puss in Boots and the wildcat army died as well.

But right before he died, he put a spell on all his enimies, making them all turn into bubbles. Then Puss in Boots brought Prince Charming back from the dead, then making Prince Charming ruler of that universe again.

... But puss in boots died before that happened, so it didn't

But also, before Prince Charming died, he made sure to put a spell on all of his followers that made them unable to die, a spell that could not be broken. So Puss in Boots did resurect Prince Charming, and everything went well with them ever after!

however, the spell was sacrificed to provide energy for the spell that brought prince charming back to life, and they all died without time to perform another spell of any sort.

But nobody knew that Prince Charming hired the Fairy godmother to put a spell that would destroy all of his enimys and bring him, Puss in Boots, and the Wildcat army back top life. So Prince Charming ruled yet agagin.
Let us now move to another universe, were the Ogre Shrek ruled as Tyrant...

However, as punishment, the ogre known as shrek was sent to a universe made of nothing but shrimp, and so was Ungatt Trunn

And then every single universe in the entire... universe? Anyways, they all imploded.

Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 16, 2013, 02:34:51 AM
And then every single universe in the entire... universe? Anyways, they all imploded.

All exept the Universe that Prince Charming ruled, that is! He put a protective force shield around his universe. So his was the only universe left in the hole entire...universe ( ;D)? But somewere else, in another...uh...universe, there lived a man named Merlinta....

Except his universe had already imploded. So, he didn't live there. he had died there. Plus, he never existed.

Then the sun burped. :o

And the moon yelled. "Excuse you!!!"

Quote from: rusvulthesaber on April 16, 2013, 10:51:33 PM
Except his universe had already imploded. So, he didn't live there. he had died there. Plus, he never existed.

But he had put a spell on himself and all of his followers that made them exist, and he also put a spell on his universe so that it wouldn't inpolde, so he and his minions lived happly ever after!

Anyway, In a universe on the far edge of a different multiverse, there was a planet, on this planet was a continent, on this continent was a country, in this country there was a Province, in this province there was a city, living in this city there was a man.  This man was unaware of the existence of life on other planets because, of course, there wasn't any.

But one night, he saw strange lights in the sky. They then made a landing on his planet, and they appeared to be UFO's! The biggest one's door opened, and a strange creature made of chocolate came out, and declaired "This planet is now Choclitary territory!"

However, if he knew they were UFOs, then then they weren't UFOs, making them UFOs, starting the whole process all over again.  To cope, the universe erased the UFO/IFO and every chocolate that ever traveled in it (also known as every single one) out of existence.

But then, for some strange reason, that hole Universe turned into chocolate!

And then the candy-man came and ate the choc. universe.

Then something very wierd happened...

Spontaneous turtles combusted erratically on a far-away planet.

Then all the flies in the world ate all the food!

And then a really scary thing happened....

All of the mice suddenly banded together and started a war against the Death Defying Beavers over a ring.

And then the universe imploded and they all died.

And then it inploded again...

Suddenly Prince Charming' s twin ruled every universe ever! He also killed Prince Charming over and over so no matter how he came back, he died again!

But it just so happened that Prince Charming was able to destry hgis twin before he killed him, so then Prince Charming lived happily ever after!
Let us now move on to Redwall Abbey, a place we should have visited in the first place....

As Prince Charming thought he'd be happy forever, Eragon and Saphira came and annihilated him.

So on to Redwall...

Cassius Mobius worked on a railway.

Then Martin the Warrior appeared, recited some cryptic poetry, and disappeared.

Then Martin the Warrior came back and said that Prince Charming was still alive and to leave him alone. Everybody hade to obey the voice of Martin the Warrior. Then, all of a sudden, Cluny the Scourge laid seige on Redwall Abbey... again! Somehow he had survived getting hit by the bell. Redwall was in danger!

Then it started to rain bells.

So Cluny was killed (again).

Along with prince charming, whose corpse was thrown in a box that repels magic.

Suddenly, a giant boulder broke open the box in which Prince Charming was contained, and he came back to life!

He then died, his corpse was placed in a box that repels magic, and then makes the rooms so that only enchanted things can enter.

An enchanted boulder came in, became unenchanted, and broke open the box, freeing the Prince, who quickly left this story once and for all!

...Of course, he gets cameo appearances, he just never contributes to the story.

Suddenly, Bob the Troll came into Redwall Abbey, prompting Matthias to say,"They have a cave-troll!"

Quote from: psybox on April 29, 2013, 03:05:35 PM
He then died, his corpse was placed in a box that repels magic, and then makes the rooms so that only enchanted things can enter.

It could repell magic, yes, but it coouldn'p repell wichcraft! The Wicked Wich of the West came and used Wichcraft to get Prince Charming out, and then Prince Charming slew all his enimies and put a spell on everybody that made it impossable for anybody to attack him. So he then lived happily ever after.
Let us now go back to Redwall Abbey to see if they survivr the next attack...

Cluny yelled "Attack!" And pointlessly ran into the gate.

OOC: Can we not continue this whole Prince Charming thing?

Quote from: PluggFiretail on April 29, 2013, 11:12:35 PM


OOC: Can we not continue this whole Prince Charming thing?

Then just leave Prince Charming alone and he'll leave you alone ;D

BOT: Cluny's head came into contact with the gate, and then all he saw was Tsarmina. When his head cleared, he saw Tsarmina standind over him. She then offered to join forces with him to take over Redwall Abbey, and he acsepted. They then statred a mass attack on Redwall!

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 29, 2013, 10:38:48 PM

Quote from: psybox on April 29, 2013, 03:05:35 PM
He then died, his corpse was placed in a box that repels magic, and then makes the rooms so that only enchanted things can enter.

It could repell magic, yes, but it coouldn'p repell wichcraft! The Wicked Wich of the West came and used Wichcraft to get Prince Charming out, and then Prince Charming slew all his enimies and put a spell on everybody that made it impossable for anybody to attack him. So he then lived happily ever after.
Let us now go back to Redwall Abbey to see if they survivr the next attack...

Prince Charming was already out of the box, and he left the story, remember?

Quote from: Shadowed One on April 30, 2013, 01:24:35 PM

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 29, 2013, 10:38:48 PM

Quote from: psybox on April 29, 2013, 03:05:35 PM
He then died, his corpse was placed in a box that repels magic, and then makes the rooms so that only enchanted things can enter.

It could repell magic, yes, but it coouldn'p repell wichcraft! The Wicked Wich of the West came and used Wichcraft to get Prince Charming out, and then Prince Charming slew all his enimies and put a spell on everybody that made it impossable for anybody to attack him. So he then lived happily ever after.
Let us now go back to Redwall Abbey to see if they survivr the next attack...

Prince Charming was already out of the box, and he left the story, remember?

He didn't want to leave the story yet, he wanted to be there for at least 5 more minutes, which is why he summoned The Wicked Wich of the West to get him out ;D

Let us now go back to Redwall Abbey, which is being attacked by Cluny and Tsarmina...

Okay, last time I'll ever bring up the prince. Prince charming was shot with an anti- non attack cannon, and was sealed in a warp system that was surrounded by death defying beavers, clones of Martin the warrior, and several nuclear physicists with high powered weapons at the ready, and that place was surrounded by a million foot thick forcefield made from pure energy, and it was all inside a star. The end!

But it was not the end, for Mata Nui created a small planet and blessed them with three virtues: Unity, Duty, and Destiny.

Shortly afterward, They split into two groups and started a war. Everyone ran and hid, until planet hopping rancors appeared, and started blasting everyone with the laser-phaser ray. This was just a ploy though, designed by Jabba the Hutt in an attempt to conquer the Cybermen, but failed when Princess Leia killed him, and escaped with Han Solo, Lando Calrissan, Luke Skywalker, and C-3PO and R2-D2. Sadly, a faulty engine blew them into a million little pieces that were then transported to the bat cave.

But on the small planet, Mata Nui's evil brother, the Makuta, was planning revenge. He wanted to conquer Redwall! Fortunately, Martin the Warrior showed up in Bionicle form and killed Makuta.

With Makuta defeated, Martin turned into a Turaga. He was then promptly stomped on and killed by a gundark, who was after the Ark of Truth. Fortunately, the jedi found out and threw their lightsabres at it. Meanwhile, on a small insignificant blue planet, a nuclear war was beginning. The spiders huddled in fear of the Ants.

Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on May 01, 2013, 03:03:09 AM
Okay, last time I'll ever bring up the prince. Prince charming was shot with an anti- non attack cannon, and was sealed in a warp system that was surrounded by death defying beavers, clones of Martin the warrior, and several nuclear physicists with high powered weapons at the ready, and that place was surrounded by a million foot thick forcefield made from pure energy, and it was all inside a star. The end!

But then Prince Charming came bac to life and escaped, and then he was never seen again...

Escaped somehow, and I'm letting him leave! Leave please! Ok, he's gone.

Somewhere, on earth, in america, in south carolina, in a city, some boy is typing this message

That boy just died, by getting hit with a claymore.

And then his computer exploaded.

And the universe exploded again!

then, Sherlock Holmes appeared out of nowhere riding a purple cow and singing "call me maybe". The big elephant was so stunned, he accedently squished cluney the scourge who was eating a hot dog. A giant chicken appeared, ridden by bilbo and ate sherlock while bilbo yelled, "unicorns and GLITTER!"

Meanwhile, back on the ranch; all the cowboys turned into magikarp. Then their horses turned into bellsprout. This entire process saved the Universe, and then everything was fine.

Suddenly, Jace Malcolm ran and tackled Darth Malgus, then blew a detonator up in his face.

The everybody went to go see the Chase Vault...

WHICH BLEW UP, KILLING THEM ALL! BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!  BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Suddenly a giant mouse appeared and started eating ice and drinking water. Fortunately, it was eaten by a small beagle in texas. Scientists say this is a regular phenomenon that is beginning to occur with alarming frequency.

A boy found a time device and then went back in time to see all the events that have taken place in this RP. He saw the Chase Vault, the attack on Redwall Abbey, the battle againsed Prince Charming, the Chocolate aliens, the Star-War character wanna-bee's battle, the water-breathing dragon, all the way back to the "Wedding" of Joe the Orc and Bella the Elf. H ehad a great time!
OCC, the events above really happened in this RP!

then, sherlock holmes flew out of a purole cloud riding a orange and pink zebra named bob. they accidently ran in to harry potter who thought they where fried chicken and ate them. But frodo got mad and dumped a pail of fish guts on harry's head. suddenly a giant yellow t-rex appeared and gobbled them up, fish guts and all

But then a metior came from space and took out the yellow T-Rex!

But then fish took over the universe.

But the Universe didn't want to be ruled by fish, so it exploaded!

And turned into a brand new Universe, which is why soap is now half off. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, everyone was experiencing symtoms of deja-vu and so all the cowboys turned into Magikarp. Meanwhile, on the moon, two astronauts removed the seal to a device and out jumped Rita Repulsa, who fried them with her magic wand and then decided to conquer Earth.

But then earth exploaded.

And then unexploded.

And then exploaded again!

And then turned into a giant new planet that looked just like the Earth.

But then that planet exploaded!

...And then it turned back into the giant new planet that looked exactly like earth, but wasn't.  Ungatt Trunn is also banned from this thread until he stops blowing stuff up.

Quote from: psybox on May 13, 2013, 11:19:26 PM
...And then it turned back into the giant new planet that looked exactly like earth, but wasn't.  Ungatt Trunn is also banned from this thread until he stops blowing stuff up.

There, there, ladie buck! Who put you Jolly well in charge, eh, wot? But, if you wish, this time I'll say that that new planet that looked just like earth collided with a giant metior, so there ;D!

Remember, a metior (a small, fluffy, benevolent creature that isn't even solid) is not to be confused with a meteor, and Ungatt Trunn is now banned from the thread until he stops destroying things.

Quote from: psybox on May 13, 2013, 11:28:26 PM
Remember, a metior (a small, fluffy, benevolent creature that isn't even solid) is not to be confused with a meteor, and Ungatt Trunn is now banned from the thread until he stops destroying things.

Alright, I'll build something: A tank that destroys everything on its own! Now you cant ban me anymore since I built something ;D And now I've put on a forcesheild that wont let me be banned again, no matter what anybody says!

...however, you must sacrifice the force field and the ability to get another in order to turn the tank on, so the tank is completely useless.

Ooh, look, a tank! I wonder what this big green button that says 'ON' in great big letters says... *presses turn on button*

and.... nothing happens, it's the small blue one that says activate that turns it on.

And then the Cosmic Gate came an put on a show!

Which, unfortunately, blew everybody's brains out and sent nasty chemicals towards the moon, which, being made of cheese, turned into a hamster, which then proceeded to eat the Milky Way galaxy.

In a different galaxy where cosmic gate didn't exist, there was an Ungatt Trunn.  This Ungatt Trunn, without any cosmic gate to listen to was incredibly sad, he  didn't know what was missing in his life to make him feel this way, but something was.  This Ungatt Trunn could get suicidal at times, but he was for some reason or another immortal...  Eventually he tried to destroy the world, but he couldn't.

Suddenly all the laws of the Universe no longer have any grip on reality. A mouse on Mars jumps up, and is instantly climbing up a cabinet. Everything is thus completely random and unpredictable.

Boba Fett jumps on HIAG, yelling something like,"There are no weasels in Star Wars!"

Hiag throws Boba Fett into a tar pit and says "There are Weasels in Star Wars!" and then a Mudkip appeared.

And then Martin the Warrior came and took over the Universe!

OOC: Why would he do that, he's a good guy!

BIC: Slagar the Cruel kills Martin and takes his place!

But Malkaris gets jealous and kills Slagar, and suddenly the ground turns into a wiggly rope and everyone has to be careful so that they don't fall.

But then Ungatt Trunn opened the Cosmic Gate, and he was never seen again... because he was in Cosmic Gate heaven!

Which suddenly spat them back out into the Milky Way Galaxy, and they were attacked by living cookies with big sharp teeth.

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 23, 2013, 08:15:26 PM
Which suddenly spat them back out into the Milky Way Galaxy, and they were attacked by living cookies with big sharp teeth.

But the Cosmic gate made a song called the Milky Way, so they brought him back to Cosmic gate heaven!

...but cosmic gate doesn't exist, so the impassibility of that happens caught up with him, banishing him from cosmic gate heaven forever.

But then Ungatt Trunn went to the Armin Van Burren heaven ;D

Then, as a side effect of coming into contact with impossible things, he was banned from any heaven led by any trance musicians, or any heaven at all.

So he went to the Cosmic Gate Haven of Paradise!

which is, of course, a horrible place with a misleading name made to trap people, so he is never able to leave again.

So everyone went to Greenland for a vacation but got really cold and had to go to Mars, where they went to eat some Earthlingburgers.

Watt the rat was a well known rat.
He was a Warlord.
He was mean.
He died eventually.
The end.

Bob went to visit Grandma. When he got there, he found out that his grandma was a zombie. She ate Bob's brains. THE END!

Quote from: psybox on May 23, 2013, 08:36:33 PM
which is, of course, a horrible place with a misleading name made to trap people, so he is never able to leave again.

But he did escape, and then took over the place and called it The Ungatt Trunn Heaven!

Then Groddil came and ruined everything.

Quote from: Shadowed One on May 25, 2013, 08:46:18 PM
Then Groddil came and ruined everything.

But then Ungatt came and destroyed the yelly-livered rock-headed toad-faced exuse of a fox Groddil.

Quote from: Mask on May 25, 2013, 05:08:38 AM
Watt the rat was a well known rat.
He was a Warlord.
He was mean.
He died eventually.
The end.

Watt Tyler? He tried to lead a revolution, and ended up with his head on a pike. Like, a weapon, not a fish.

Meanwhile, Team Rocket tried to steal everyone's pokemon, but there was a force field that stopped them. Meanwhile a giant Sea Serpent attacked Europe.

Suddenly, Captain Vanderdecken came in and killed everyone.

Then Serafina came and killed Vanderdecken.

And then the titanic crashed into Serafina. Meanwhile, a blue dragon attacked an innocent turnip.

A beautiful pink Dragon walked into the room, "what on earth is going on in here?" Her eyes settled on the turnip,"oh," she cried, lifting the turnip into the air and kissing it, "my hero!"

The two dragons fell in love, but then she left him for the turnip. He spent several years at a psychology Hospital getting over his depression. Meanwhile, a mouse suddenly ate an apple.

The apple flinched, still in the stomach, "why on earth would any one want to eat me? I never harmed nobody! Grr, you're going to regret this, mouse, see if you don't!" It then fermented and made cider inside the mouse's insides.

It then further transformed into an orange. It sat back for a few seconds to let everyone figure that one out. Meanwhile, the planet Mars swerved off of it's orbit and crashed into the moon. The Earth was plunged into the Ice Ages again.

The scientists decided to investigate this very strange occurrence. After several thousand years of study they concluded that it had happened because Queen Victoria had died, and Mars, having just heard the news was very sad and got angry with the moon because it shone so brightly, and tackled it.

Meanwhile, Venus was just getting over a serious case of chicken pox and decided to visit Pluto, who was still in denial about getting booted off the list of planets. After discussing their two problems they finally arbitrarily decided it was Saturn's fault. They immediately started making plans for an attack.

And then the Universe exploded for the Billionth time!

...  And after the universe was rebuilt, Ungatt Trunn was banned until he stopped destroying things, built things to destroy thing for him, or in any way make someone else destroy things for him.

But pysbox had no power to do so, so Ungatt just went ahead and kept on destroying things!

As everybody was about to find out, one of those things was a secret base of the Death Defying Beavers, who have been secretly planning their revenge. The destruction of that base caused the Death Defying Beavers to become most upset, so they built a new underground base and immediately resumed working.

Meanwhile, on a small island deep in the Pacific Ocean, a new and terrible menace emerged out of the tunnel that it had been living in for hundreds of years. It looked around it at the world. It sensed that the world had become quite populated, and decided that this was no good and returned back into the tunnel, where it quickly began planning the destruction of all life on Earth.

However, at the same time as these two catastrophic events occurred, an alien spacecraft loomed over Earth like a silent vulture, about to swoop down on it's prey. It was completely invisible due to it's cloaking device, as well as shielded from any radar that might be trying to track it. And so, this spacecraft quietly observed the Earth.

Inside of the spacecraft, dwelled the creatures of the planet Cestus, and they were as far from your friendly E.T aliens as you could get. They had no interest in preserving life or establishing peace. Their only desire was to dominate all the Universe in an iron-fisted Grand Empire.

You could tell right away that they were evil, with their many horned heads, glaring reddish-yellowish eyes, sharp fangs, and black as night armour covering them from their feet all the way up and over the shoulders, leaving only their heads uncovered. There was no mistaking these creatures for some peaceful little blue aliens.

Their plans for conquering Earth were simple. Take out several major cities, and then give them an hour to surrender their planet. Once they had conquered the planet, they would enslave the people of the small blue world and put them to work in their horrible mines, where they would be working with little to none food and rest. If they refused to surrender, they would be bombarded into submission. Earth stood little chance against the Cestusians and their advanced weaponry.

Meanwhile, the Death Defying Beavers had intercepted a deep space transmission that warned of the Cestusians and their plans for Earth. So now they knew about them. What they did not know however was how soon until they Cestusians got here (for they did not realize yet that the Cestusians were already here) and started attacking. They immediately changed their war plans, and began to prepare for the attack. Only time would tell what the fate of this small blue planet would be.

And then something terrifying happened! *Drum Role* What happened was...

The avatar people appeared! and Sokka boomaranged the Menace, which turned out to be a gigantic, evil turtle-duck. But, Zuko was very put out because he likes turtle ducks and got in to a thumb war with Sokka and neither won because Aang blew them away. Toph made a giant statue of herself out of Sozin's comet which finally slammed into Earth, and sat in on Azula's head. But, unfortunately for Toph's statue, Azula and Sparky-Sparky-Boom man blew it up. then....

Toph got SO mad she made a huge metal cage because she wanted to and trapped Azula while Aang and Zuko and Sokka beat Sparky-Sparky-Boom-man to death with large eggplants.
MEANWHILE.... Toph finished her cage and Azula yelled, "you-you CAN"T defeat ME! I'm a fire-bending PRODIGY!" Toph walked away.
"look me in the EYE, young lady!" screamed Azula. Toph whirled around and shouted, "HOW!!?? as you people seem to SO OFTEN forget, I"M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take this!" and Katara and she shot large mudballs at Azula. and Zuko was like :o, omygiddyaunt!!!! and accidently pushed Aang off a cliff. Luckily, Aang was the Avatar and flew away, but Azula burnt her way out of Toph's beautiful cage and tried to kill Suki... which wasn't a good idea 'cause Sokka had his boomerang and knocked Azula's head off. Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Man let out a howl of intense loss :'( which enabled zuko to blast him off a cliff.... SUDDENLY....

The planet Mondas appeared in the Solar System. It began draining all of the energy from the Earth. The Cestusians did not approve of this, so they fired an ion cannon at Mondas, which stopped the energy absorption. The ion cannon however alerted Earth to the presence of the Cestusians, and so they were forced to either start their attack, or flee. They chose to attack, which sparked a great and terrible war.

Meanwhile, the Gugun starship Guna'gulaa was under attack by the Bothan Alliance Of Battlers (BAOB) and their Warships Of Terror (WOT) commanded by several thousand Salamandastron hares. The Gunguns engaged their hyperdrive and escaped, but it was damaged in the battle and soon came out of hyperspace right into the Cestusian ship, which exploded into a thousand pieces which destroyed Venus and Pluto before they could put their attack plans into action. They then exploded into a thousands pieces as well, which flew a sudden wormhole and disappeared.

The Gunguns' starship crashed into the Earth, resulting in the deaths of everybody in France. All of the Gunguns were held responsible and hanged. This caused all of the Death Defying Beavers to immediately put their plans into action, and they started attacking every being on the planet. They were however thwarted because of the Cybermen, who had finally gotten most of their systems back online, and had started attacking the planet. The Beavers were all but destroyed, their plans foiled.

Suddenly, when all seemed lost, the sun imploded and turned into a black hole. The entire Solar System was pulled into it, and everything was thrown out in a great jumbled mess through a white hole on the other side. Nobody knew what new danger awaited them in this mysterious unknown place.

luckily, their was still chocolate! and every one cheered. and a unicorn named bart ate doctor who's head... by mistake... he thought it was cake. Bart galloped away and went over to where Merlin and Gandalf and Dumbledore were fighting over their awesomeness, a little farther away, Peter from Narnia, Harry Potter, Matthias and Frodo were fighting over THEIR awesomeness, of course, Matthias and Frodo won...

Then Sam and Gonff started to argue over who was the better sidekick. Gonff won. But Sam won when it came to who had the prettiest girl.

suddenly, Gollum pulled off Harry Potter's Invisibility Cloak and yelled, "Bwahahaha! you thought I died! but now i have a new Precious! This nifty cloak turns you invisible without the bother of having a mind of it's own!" Frodo turned to Matthias and Sam and Warbeak, who had turned up and grumbled about people that won't die. Pippin also showed up then and said, "well, at least SAURON'S dead!" and he grinned ;D

However, the cloak did indeed have a mind of it's own. It ate Gollum and burped. Suddenly a mouse jumped up and sang Jingle Bells. The mice crowd cheered.

Burty bought blue belts blindly.

And Cindy Cut Chives Cleanly

Then, Daniel Decided Drunken Dudes Deal Deadly Damage.

And Eleanor Eats Éclairs Especially Extraordinarily

Zuddenly, Five flocking flamingos flew for four free flying flan fellows.

And then Gingivere Greeneyes Granted George Green Grasshoppers.

but, Curious George and The Man with the Yellow Hat went to the Circus, where the Man with the Yellow Hat had an identity crisis and and began to wear purple and red plaid ties, therefore becoming the Man with the Plaid Tie.... and Curious George also had an identity crisis and became FURIOUS George, like his 2nd cousin thrice removed, Donkey Kong.

And then, Hailey Hit Hannah H'unfairly

Then, Ignorant Ignacio Iggleington ijjjhhkkkkkhhhjjj.

Afterwards, Juniper Jumped Joyously and Juggled Jars

Suddenly, Kelly cooked King Kong.

And Larry Licked Lampshades Lovingly

And then Razzid Wearet came!

But, Martha Made Many Mopey Mannequins.

And ate Matthias!

(What are the rules?)

OOC: Pretty much, if it's within the forum rules you can do it.

Noppy Nullified Nine Nexus's.

KK. Wasn't sure if the rules had changed since I posted.

And Otto Oversaw Oprah's Outlandish Overture.

and all the alliteration ended.

Pray pell, phy pould pou pay puch pa phing, psybox?

Quote from: psybox on June 22, 2013, 03:18:41 PM
and all the alliteration ended.

And ended again.

Qwerty Quietly Queened Quisty Quail.

Zuddenly, zeveral zevered Zerviper zhooted zeven zcary zongz zet zcorchin' zunz zeverely.

So  :) came in, and spoke friendliness to  ;) Who just winked at  :D who laughed because  ;D was grinning at  >:( Who was angry because  :( was sad that  :o was amazed at  8) who was the coolest guy around because  ??? did not understand why  ::) just rolled his eyes at  :P who was sticking his tongue at  :-[ who was embarrassed at  :-X who wouldn't speak to  :-\ who wasn't sure if he should be angry at  :-* who kissed  :'( who was crying because  :) wasn't friendly at him instead of  ;) who...

Reverently, Reverend Rolland Rode Rapidly to Rome. (We skipped R. T is next!)

But suddenly the author suffered a severe heart attack and died. As they were now free to do what they wished, the letters started causing chaos. There first act was to skip "T" entirely along with several other letters and proceeded to end this most upsetting game by finishing up with "G". How and why they decided that "G" should be the finishing letter is still being debated today.

On the 2nd of July 2013, the debate was closed, due to the letters love for the words "Go team go" Which started with the letter G.

And thus there was peace for awhile. Suddenly, it all ended. The Neosapiens, a race of artificially created humans ceased control of Venus, Earth, and Mars. A small strike force was formed to free humanity from Neosapien rule. They were: The "Next vone tae pozt finizhez ze name"!

Strike Force Elite Unit! Or SFEU for short.

OOC: Silly Redwaller, clearly the name is "Next vone tae pozt finizhez ze name", he wasn't saying that the next people to post get to decide the name, he was saying the name.

But then, a wave of dark magic came and destroyed every single Universe in the whole entire...uh, Universe!

Except one universe survived because that universe didn't have magic, So the black magic that destroyed all the other universes stopped existing before it could do any damage.

Quote from: psybox on July 02, 2013, 07:48:14 PM
OOC: Silly Redwaller, clearly the name is "Next vone tae pozt finizhez ze name", he wasn't saying that the next people to post get to decide the name, he was saying the name.

OOC: Actually, ah vaz. Anyvay,
BIC: But the frogs of Amphibia invaded and brought magic with them, so now that one universe had some magic.

But it had a magic shield around it to stop the black magic.

But Luke Skywalker flew into the heart of the magic shield and blew it up. All of the Ewoks screamed.

somewhere, A dove sat upon a granite statue, the last granite statue of Apocalypse town, the rest had been destroyed by the nuclear holocaust.

Which took the life of Darth Vader while he was trying to blow up Earth with the Death Star. King Katuunko screamed as the secret passage to Narnia opened. All of the Ewoks screamed again.

This caused a shockwave, destroying the whole jungle.

Meanwhile the Toydarians attacked Egypt. All of the Ewoks screamed again. The Galactic Senate finally got so sick of this they built another Death Star just to blow up their Endor moon and be done with them. Luke Skywalker sighed and skipped the Death Star Destruction Party to go and blow up another Death Star. Three Ewoks in Egypt escaped early egomaniacs from echoing eel escargot easily. This frankly caused the rainbows to eat mice while singing songs of elation. Meanwhile, the jedi were forced to consider admitting the sith back into their order. This drove the Galactic Senate nuts and started a war that threatened to engulf all mankind, until a brave and powerful pharoh locked the magics away. Imprisoned within the mystic millenium items the Ewoks waited. Five thousand years later, a young Ewok named Wicket solved the mystery of the millenium puzzle. Suddenly the Ewoks were back! All of the Ewoks screamed. This caused the Galactic Senate to go crazy and blow up the jedi temple. This event however was prevented by a brave young Wookie named Bob. All of the Ewoks screamed again.

But then, an Ewok screamed louder than the others, thus ending the lives of every baddy.

Except for Cluny, who had hidden himself in Brockhall.

Which housed the biggest rat-hating badger in the world...

so cluny was in quite a predicament. The Badger, Bob, worked himself in to a right tizz-wozz and was like, "smurfity-smurf-smurf!" and Papa Smurf put him in a 3 hour timeout for using mean language

But unfortunately for Cluny, Papa Smurf threw him in a pit full of rat-eating mice!

which was very, very strange since mice are, in fact, herbivores....

But then Cluny put a bomb in the pit and the carnivorous mice blew up.

But did not blow up, instead it inhaled poisonous gases, and turned into thousands of  :'(.

But the  :'( then turned into  ;D when Cluny the Clown showed up!

But then a squirrel named Jukka showed up and proceeded to whack Cluny over the head with her stone-loaded sling!

But the sling turned out to be a ladel, and the Friar of Redwall proceeded to beat Jukka with a pan to get his ladel back.

All the way on the other side of the universe, Harry Dresden burned down 5 buildings.  As that wasn't anything out of the ordinary, this post does not have any effect on the story and we return the friar of redwall beating up a squirrel with a pan.

The Friar kept on beating Jukka with the pan until Jukka's head was literally flat.

Wile E. Coyote walked in after having an anvil dropped on his head, and said to Jukka, "Hey, look, we match!"

Then the universe inploaded. Now we go to Mars, were Prince Charming had lived in exile for many years now...but he had a plan...FOR REVENGE!

Only to fail when he was hit in the head with a box full of taxidermy kittens.

But Prince Charming recoverd, and set out to re-ressurect his army of Wildcats and the Fairy god Mother.

In order to do that, of course, one must hit one's head against the wall fifty time.  Of course, this is not something someone wants to do after recovering from a taxidermy kitten box attack, (You know, for health reasons) So Prince charming died.

But the Fairy god Mother resurrected Prince Charming and destroyed psybox. Then they ressurected the Wildcat army.

OOC:  Did you really think I would give up so easily?
BIC: After somehow being brought back, psybox killed the fairy godmother.

OCC: Yes ;D
BIC: But then Prince Charming resurected the Wildcat army and the Fairy god Mother and timed warped to another universe, 1,000,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 light years away from psybox, were and Prince Charming and psybox never saw each other again...

Seeing how I am controlling the universe from a computer, and I never actually saw prince charming, that post was entirely irrelevant.  Anyway, Prince Charming and the Fairy Godmother both died.

But they didn't, and psybox never heard from them again...

I never heard from them again, but just remember my spies are everywhere!  So they died again.

But they came to life again, and psybox's spies never saw them again...

But somehow the fairy godmother managed to shoot Prince Charming with a high-powered Nerf gun!

But they had stolen the gun from the Nazis without paying. The Führer sent out the entire german army the retrieve the Nerf gun, but confusingly Darth Vader had wanted to steal from them too. This resulted in Hitler challenging Vader to a rap battle, which resulted in Vader getting angry and trying to slice Hitler in two with a light saber, but got temporarily blinded by an explosion of Boba Fett's ship crashing into a mountain.

Joachim Marcel, a random guy from Brooklyn, decided that he wanted to have a rap battle too. Unfortunatly, he didn't quite grasp the idea of a rap battle. He brought a bunge of gift rap, and then rapted up Darth Vadar and Hitler while singing

YOU RAP
I RAP
HE RAPS
SHE RAPS
WE ALL RAP
PAPER RAP!

Suddenly, the mighty Norwood Fleet, from Betulgeuse 7 landed, and started shooting everything, while screaming "SUPERCALLIFRAGILISTICEXPELIDOCIUS" While this happened, Hitler exploded, and Darth Vader won the rap battle.

then the universe exploeded

But it didn't.

And Pluto was a planet. But it flew into the sun.

Which then turned to Ice, and melted it self, causing a downpour of water to hit the earth.

And flooded the world. Then, suddenly mister penguin, our new star, flew off the ruined earth and to the mushroom planet thing, after being shrunken by the water from the flood.

I cannot post anything intelligent after that post :P

Suddenly, Pineapples!

Everybody do the flop! ;D

Desmond the Moon bear!


So, back in Kansas...

Tornados happen

Screw geavity! *whoosh*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a giant sea Snail started attacking New York!

Assemble the minions!!!

No! Throoow theeee cheeeeese!

Yeah!

All of a sudden, the universe exploded!

as everyone one was running about in a panic because the world was gonna end, a flamingo ate the bomb and we all lived. luckily.

Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 08, 2014, 08:43:43 PM
All of a sudden, the universe exploded!

So, how many times is this?

And then, a very strange thing came and fixed it. This thing liked apples, but only the human kind. Tha apples that grow where he comes from are terrible. And, after he fixed the universe, he bgan to wonder why he did it, since if the universe ended, he would not be bored anymore.  :D

Revive!

Then this smiley started chasing everybody who was bad at running! >:D

And then a strangely accurate meteor came and blew that smiley's head off.

And that, children, is how a "meme" is born.

Quote from: U.N.K.N.O.W.N. on April 08, 2014, 05:19:16 AM
And that, children, is how a "meme" is born.

;D