Attention, you scruffy lot! The Long Patrol is here to whip this Abbey into shape, and what better way to do that than a jolly old dueling contest?
The rules are simple: no killing and nothing below the belt, wot! Keep it clean, you chaps! It's every beast for themselves in here.
The winner shall receive a seed cake baked by my beautiful self!
Have at it!
Indeed, marm. Let's hope this idle lot can fight better 'n they drill! C'mon, you chaps an' chappesses, step to it, wot!
Oh, jolly good wheeze m'am, wot wot! Capital idea!
Now get to it, you lot! Enough standin' around!
Right, let's get to it, chaps. *draws a fencing rapier* Eulaliaaaaaaa!
Give 'em the old one-two, across the board, chaps!
But I do say, none 'ave appeared t'challenge us yet!
*stops in his track* I dare say the blighters are all scared stiff of us, wot wot.
In marches a hare a little taller than average, wearing a sergeants colours, "I'll be the first to face you blinkin' bounders, wot!" Wonwill raises his paws and assumes a boxing stance, one knee slightly bent and the other straight out behind him.
"I'm disgusted with the violent ways of the Long Patrol. I am Dannflower Reguba, Champion of Redwall, and defender of PEACE."
Nowon dares challenge the great Ungatt Trunn!!! I can take you all on!!!
Ha! This is better, eh wot! Now, who to go for first...
"I came to the Abbey in peace! What happened to peace?" Ash looked around, slightly confused. She drew her hand and a half sword, sighing. "C'mon, Gorroto, let's do a duel. Seems like there's no other choice, unless we want to clean the kitchens." She stopped talking, realizing that she had been speaking to her sword. In public.
"HA, HA, HA!" Ungatt Trunn laughed at the embarissed Rainshadow.
(OOC: Actually, the character that I'm using (who's based off of me :P) is named Ash. I know, I know, the name has nothing to do with my username, but she's the closest to my personality)
BIC: Ash glared at Ungatt Trunn. "Stop it, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandfather!" she spat, lifting Gorroto and holding him in a defensive position.
Looking at Hon Rosie, the wildcat asked, "Permission to attack my ancestor, marm?"
*steps in* Permission granted, by all means, missie! Let 'em have it, all of ye!
Ash let out a loud yowl, charging at Ungatt, Gorroto raised above her head and ready to come crashing down on the older wildcat's helmet. "WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!"
*A grey fox descends from the Abbey stairs* "What!? You dare to take over my domain!? You are in the presence of the mighty Dranfor Rofnard! Conqueror of this Abbey, you will bow down before me!" *Draws battle-axe* "Bow down now!"
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 01, 2013, 07:53:17 PM
Ash let out a loud yowl, charging at Ungatt, Gorroto raised above her head and ready to come crashing down on the older wildcat's helmet. "WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!"
Ungatt Trunn moved fast. He smartly side-steped the coming assult.
ill give you seven punches! one for each of those little stars of yours! reeeedwaaaaaaallll!
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 01, 2013, 07:53:17 PM
Ash let out a loud yowl, charging at Ungatt, Gorroto raised above her head and ready to come crashing down on the older wildcat's helmet. "WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!"
Ungatt Trunn moved fast. He smartly side-steped the coming assult, causing Ash to land in the Abbey pond.
OOC: Er.. Ungatt, I know you don't RP, so I'm going to say this nicely. When you post what the other persons character is doing, that's called Power playing (PP'ing) and is STRICTLY prohibited in all RP's, or any other character game. ;) BIC:
Quote from: Redwaller on April 01, 2013, 09:07:37 PM
*A grey fox descends from the Abbey stairs* "What!? You dare to take over my domain!? You are in the presence of the mighty Dranfor Rofnard! Conqueror of this Abbey, you will bow down before me!" *Draws battle-axe* "Bow down now!"
Excuse me! You conquered naught! I would never let such as you into the Abbey!
"Never 'ave ah seen such behavior from the abbeybeasts!" Captain Tammo De Fformello Tussock steps in and draws his dirk, "Come on now wot! Who's up to a fight with ole Tamm eh? Ill teach all ye a lesson wot! Eulalia! S'death on the wind!"
Ash tripped on the edge of a fallen log, tumbling into the Abbey Pond. "AH!" Splash! She walked out moments later, dripping from ear to tail tip. Her whiskers twitched in annoyance as she glared at Ungatt. "Coward! Face me like a true warrior!"
occ:what charicter can i be?
bic:reeedwaaaaalll!
I'll cut ye all into ribbons! Redwallllllllllllllllll! He lunged at the nearest hare, who happend to be Sabertache.
*Steps in front of Sabretache and moves his blade forward to block incoming blows.*
Ahoy there bally pirate type! Leave me matey Sabretache alone wot!
*strikes forward with his blade*
En guarde ye!
*assumes fencing stance while drawing light sabre*
All right then, lets see what your made of!
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 02, 2013, 01:35:23 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 01, 2013, 07:53:17 PM
Ash let out a loud yowl, charging at Ungatt, Gorroto raised above her head and ready to come crashing down on the older wildcat's helmet. "WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!"
Ungatt Trunn moved fast. He smartly side-steped the coming assult, causing Ash to land in the Abbey pond.
OOC: Er.. Ungatt, I know you don't RP, so I'm going to say this nicely. When you post what the other persons character is doing, that's called Power playing (PP'ing) and is STRICTLY prohibited in all RP's, or any other character game. ;) BIC:
Quote from: Redwaller on April 01, 2013, 09:07:37 PM
*A grey fox descends from the Abbey stairs* "What!? You dare to take over my domain!? You are in the presence of the mighty Dranfor Rofnard! Conqueror of this Abbey, you will bow down before me!" *Draws battle-axe* "Bow down now!"
Excuse me! You conquered naught! I would never let such as you into the Abbey!
"You insolent Buffoon! You will pay for this affront" *Gets into fighting position*
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 02, 2013, 01:35:23 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 01, 2013, 07:53:17 PM
Ash let out a loud yowl, charging at Ungatt, Gorroto raised above her head and ready to come crashing down on the older wildcat's helmet. "WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!"
Ungatt Trunn moved fast. He smartly side-steped the coming assult, causing Ash to land in the Abbey pond.
OOC: Er.. Ungatt, I know you don't RP, so I'm going to say this nicely. When you post what the other persons character is doing, that's called Power playing (PP'ing) and is STRICTLY prohibited in all RP's, or any other character game. ;) BIC:
Thanks for telling me, Danflorr. I'll fix my post.
And now:
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 02, 2013, 02:40:47 AM
Ash tripped on the edge of a fallen log, tumbling into the Abbey Pond. "AH!" Splash! She walked out moments later, dripping from ear to tail tip. Her whiskers twitched in annoyance as she glared at Ungatt. "Coward! Face me like a true warrior!"
"COWARD!?" Ungatt Trunn said agrily. "We'll see about that!" Ungatt then picked up the log which Ash had triped over. He then hurled it at Ash....
Quote from: Captain Tammo on April 02, 2013, 01:57:58 AM
"Never 'ave ah seen such behavior from the abbeybeasts!" Captain Tammo De Fformello Tussock steps in and draws his dirk, "Come on now wot! Who's up to a fight with ole Tamm eh? Ill teach all ye a lesson wot! Eulalia! S'death on the wind!"
*Liath the hare steps up, grinning eagerly* "Challenge accepted, laddie. Ye aren't goin' tae get Redwall tha' easily." *holds up her staff* "Are ye ready?"
Quote from: Redwaller on April 02, 2013, 07:14:56 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on April 02, 2013, 01:35:23 AM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 12:03:23 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 01, 2013, 07:53:17 PM
Ash let out a loud yowl, charging at Ungatt, Gorroto raised above her head and ready to come crashing down on the older wildcat's helmet. "WILDFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEE!!!!!!"
Ungatt Trunn moved fast. He smartly side-steped the coming assult, causing Ash to land in the Abbey pond.
OOC: Er.. Ungatt, I know you don't RP, so I'm going to say this nicely. When you post what the other persons character is doing, that's called Power playing (PP'ing) and is STRICTLY prohibited in all RP's, or any other character game. ;) BIC:
Quote from: Redwaller on April 01, 2013, 09:07:37 PM
*A grey fox descends from the Abbey stairs* "What!? You dare to take over my domain!? You are in the presence of the mighty Dranfor Rofnard! Conqueror of this Abbey, you will bow down before me!" *Draws battle-axe* "Bow down now!"
Excuse me! You conquered naught! I would never let such as you into the Abbey!
"You insolent Buffoon! You will pay for this affront" *Gets into fighting position*
The squirrel laughed, "You couldn't conquer a bowl of soup if I handed ye' a spoon!"
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 07:32:46 PM
"COWARD!?" Ungatt Trunn said agrily. "We'll see about that!" Ungatt then picked up the log which Ash had triped over. He then hurled it at Ash....
Ash quickly ducked out of the way, flattening herself to the ground. It did nothing to improve the quality of her now muddy fur, but it saved her head from getting crushed. She then realized that she had laid on her Gorroto. Luckily, she was laying on the flat of the blade, but it still wasn't a good place to be. She stood up and continued walking towards Ungatt, snarling as she held her sword aloft.
occ:wha charicter can i be !!!!????!!!
You
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on April 02, 2013, 09:18:20 PM
Quote from: Captain Tammo on April 02, 2013, 01:57:58 AM
"Never 'ave ah seen such behavior from the abbeybeasts!" Captain Tammo De Fformello Tussock steps in and draws his dirk, "Come on now wot! Who's up to a fight with ole Tamm eh? Ill teach all ye a lesson wot! Eulalia! S'death on the wind!"
*Liath the hare steps up, grinning eagerly* "Challenge accepted, laddie. Ye aren't goin' tae get Redwall tha' easily." *holds up her staff* "Are ye ready?"
As ill ever be, EULALIA!!! *jumps and brings his dirk down in a powerful swipe*
*sidesteps quickly, almost stumbling over her own paws, then whacks her staff downward, aiming for Tammo's footpaws* "Haway MacGeaaaaaarrrr!!!"
Quote from: Rainshadow on April 02, 2013, 10:31:19 PM
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on April 02, 2013, 07:32:46 PM
"COWARD!?" Ungatt Trunn said agrily. "We'll see about that!" Ungatt then picked up the log which Ash had triped over. He then hurled it at Ash....
Ash quickly ducked out of the way, flattening herself to the ground. It did nothing to improve the quality of her now muddy fur, but it saved her head from getting crushed. She then realized that she had laid on her Gorroto. Luckily, she was laying on the flat of the blade, but it still wasn't a good place to be. She stood up and continued walking towards Ungatt, snarling as she held her sword aloft.
Ungatt broke off a long branche off a tree, then, holding the branche in front of him, charged Ash....
OOC: Aw, is no one doing this anymore? It's really fun- I think it would be neat to keep it going.
Its kinda hard without the mods alter egos.
Tobias walks in. "What in the name of Mossflower is going on, looks like a fight... Oooh, I haven't been in a good tussell for far too long." He picked up his massive iron warhammer. "Eeeuuuulaaaaaaaaliaaaaaa!"
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on April 03, 2013, 05:51:05 PM
*sidesteps quickly, almost stumbling over her own paws, then whacks her staff downward, aiming for Tammo's footpaws* "Haway MacGeaaaaaarrrr!!!"
"Yow! Me footpaw! Agh, you'll regret that.." *He goes at Liath with a furry of swift swings but sees Tobias coming and jumps out of the way* " I say, looks as if we've a third in our match wot!"
"Ha, Ah got ye tha' time, y'overgrown, fuzz-tailed leveret!" *is hit by a few stinging blows from the flat of Tammo's blade. Also, her tunic now sports two new slashes in it* "Och, Ah'll get ye fer tha', dinnae fret, mah wee bairn." *also notices Tobias, and tips him a cheery wink, grinning broadly* "Anither one tae join the bonny fight! Ye look like ye could crack some skulls wi' tha'. Are ye wi' me or him?" *looks nervously at his warhammer* "Or against us both?"
Hearing lots of commotion from above winifred shoots to the top of the abbey pond where she had been going for a nice swim. Espying the scenario she joins in with good will.
I am Winifred Long rudder the Brave and I challenge anybeast who thinks they're courageous enough to look me in the eyes.
And with that said she stands ready with her dirk unsheathed and her sling whirring a circular blade by head.
Here is your opponent, riverdog, taste steel! *drops sabre and grabs sheathed hand and a half sword*
"We'll I certainly wouldn't like to be on the recieving end of that hammer! However that'll slow ye down an' as the Long Patrol says, 'Quicks the word!' Wot wot!" With this, Tammo gets in a defensive position and awaits for either to strike.
Liath struck! She whipped her staff around quickly, swinging it towards Tammo's stomach.
OOC: Is it to late to join? ;D
Quote from: KitrallStreamrippler on April 20, 2013, 03:25:58 PM
Liath struck! She whipped her staff around quickly, swinging it towards Tammo's stomach.
Tammo takes a heavy downward swing at the oncoming staff, chopping it in half! :o
OOC: is that ok? I mean hey, now you have two staves
Quote from: PluggFiretail on April 22, 2013, 02:49:03 AM
OOC: Is it to late to join? ;D
I don't think so!
OOC: Yeah, it's fine. She won't like it very much, though. That staff was her most prized possession.
Liath stared, dumbstruck, at her broken staff- but only for a moment. She quickly came to terms with her weapon's new status, and grinned mirthlessly as she held a piece in each paw. "Ye shouldnae have done tha', mah wee laddie. Now Ah've got two staves, y'see." Having said all she was going to on the subject, Liath struck out at Tammo's face with one half of her staff, while going for his swordpaw with the other half.
Aster Tuyo (me) snuck up behind her and raised his long saber, preparing to hit her on the head and stun her.
The staff comes within a whisker of Tammo's face. He is unable to dodge the other part which hits his paw hard. He winces and switches his dirk to the other paw. "Too bad I'm ambidextrous chap!" He sees Aster about to hit him and dives into Liath, knocking him out of the way. "Tsk tsk" Tammo says as he gets up, "Tis bad form attackin' from behind wot! Have at thee!" He makes a lunge towards Aster.
Tobias stopped short of the beast. Oh, no killing you say? Well, I better use something else!" He said as he dropped his warhammer, making an audible thud, all around the Abbey.
Aster blocks Tammo' s blade and draws his dirk. He advances on Tammo with both blades ready.
After picking herself up, Liath leaped forward, trying to tackle Aster from behind. "How d'ye like a taste o' your own medicine, laddie? Redwaaaaall!"
-is wounded- *knocks on abbey door in desperation*
*notices the small battle**grabs dagger* *stumbles**falls*
Aster sees Liath coming. "Yaylahoooo! Hiyareeeee!" he yells, hitting her with his dirk.
*grabs thred and needle from pocket and sews wound*
Fortunately, the angle of Aster's dirk caused the flat to hit her, instead of the blade. It thudded into the side of her head, however, which was not good. She managed to stagger back a few paces before collapsing, unconscious. She landed directly in front of Swiftpaw.
woah *shakes Liath
Liath stirred, slowly waking. Still groggy, she muttered thickly, "Wha' are ye doin' here, laddie? Ye're too young tae be in this battle." The hare sat up, shaking her head to clear it, and looking for her staff. She had lost even the pieces, but instead found a dagger. Smiling grimly, she tucked it into her tunic cord. "That'll do nicely," she muttered.
too young in my tribe I'm the best fighter *throws a dagger at Aster*
The blade hits Aster, but it only scratches him. He dives at swift paw and Liath."Hiyareeeee!"
*dodges and stabs aster in the neck*
"Hahahahahahaha! I have a chain mail shirt, you know!" he says, chopping swift paw with his saber.
*dodges and stabs asters hand repeatedly*drop your sword
OOC: You cannot say what another character does.
BIC: Aster swings his sword at swift paw, than runs out of the Abbey.
(i did not say that i was telling you to do so)
OOC: okay, but since Aster left it doesn't matter.
OOC:ok
*turnes to Liath* what was that about
Liath looked over the strange fox. "Don't ye know? The Long Patrol led an attack on oor abbey. Et's oor duty tae protect et. Which ye did well. Thank ye." She held out a paw.
*shakes paw* ware can i sleep.
Ha can I join the fight Look out you lot here comes rachel25 (Um could you lot just call me mossflowergurl it what I wanted to be called but my dad had already given me a user name.) Come meet mossflowergurl. *draws claymores* HAAAAAHHHHHAAHEEEEEEEHAAAAA Come and fight me LIGHT AND FIRE CHARGE *runs and jumps on the nearest hare and starts punching it in the face* LIGHT AND FIRE (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=3877.0) ATTACK (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=3765.0)
Unfortunately, that nearest hare happened to be Liath. She could do little against the fierce attack except shield her face and head from the blows with her arms. "Wait- wait! Are ye for or against the abbey, ye bloody bushtail? Are ye tryin' tae kill me? Ah'm fightin' for Redwaaaall!" She shouted, hoping to get her point across.
"Hold on now, I said hold it!" After he gets everybeasts' attention, Tammo speaks, "we can't risk too many gettin' wounded or killed all in a good ole sparr, s'just not right wot! Come, let us stop this madness an' clean up this mess! Most of our blinkin' force 'as already left an' I will not be arriving at Salamandastron behind the others! All hares under my command as captain in the Long Patrol are to clean up and get ready to set out!" Some hares stop their sparring and do as Tammo says.
OOC: you guys don't have to be with Tammo, this is just my way of saying it was fun, but I gotta move on from this little RP. Thanks guys! ;)
uhhg *clenches wound**coughs blood*
Liath had managed to disentangle herself from Mossflowergurl when she was momentarily distracted by Tammo. Now the hare turned to Swiftpaw in concern. "Are ye all righ' there, laddie? Wha' happened tae ye?"
that wound was pretty deep but ill be fine
"Ah can get ye up tae the Infirmary, ye ken. Ah'm a friend o' the Sister tha' works there." She placed a gentle paw on Swiftpaw's shoulder.
ok *stumbles to the Infirmary*
Muttering under her breath, Liath snuck up behind Swiftpaw and swung a piece of her staff down at his unprotected head, hoping to stun him. "Ah dinnae want tae do this, but ye're goin' tae kill yersel' if ye try tae make et there alone. Ah doubt ye'd accept mah help, either."
what was that for!
OOC: You're the one that decides if it hits, you know. :) (Liath is just worried that he won't make it to the Infirmary by himself, but also that he won't accept her help. Also, having been grown up in some remote corner of the North for most of her life, she's not too good at dealing with otherbeasts anyway. Sorry... You could pull off an awesome dodge- or just trip and fall- if you wanted to avoid her staff.)
Sorry Liath it won't happen again I am for Redwall. *Looks around for a Long Patrol hare to attack*
Me: Oh there goes Sabretache! Come to me ya little hare.
*grabs bow and quiver from the nearest creature which just happens to be swift paw.*
me: sorry swift paw I'll just be borrowing this for a minute or two.
*Goes and chases after Sabretache* (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1515;type=avatar) this is the situation so far.
Randun Axehound bursts into the Abbey with the Rogue Crew. "Where are those hares, eh?" He sees one running away. "After them, crew!" he yells.
me: AAAARRRR take that and that!"
*Sabretache runs away in panic leaving me to attack another hare.* *me turns and see The Rouge Crew come bursting in*
me: Oh brilliant otters! I'll go and get some of my squirrel friends.
*tree jumps away to find other squirrels*
*grabbs and eats painkiller* *grabbs daggers in a weird position (this position is the apache knife fighting position)* I should of taken my tomahawk from the camp.
*comes tree jumping back with the Gawtrybe*
me: hi everyone I just popped over to the mountains and was welcomed by these savages. so I thought I'd bring e'm back'n here.
Gawtrybe leader: Heee me fight all'a time but this'er be great'a fun.
me: I also brought this fine mole and squirrel I found walking in mossflower on my way back so I asked them if they would come and join in the fun and they said yes.
mole: hurr Hellowing yo'm gen'al beast hur this he'r moler brought my club.
squirrel: I brought my sword I do like fighting hares and vermin.um are there any vermin here?
me: sorry I don't know I not been here ya see but we can always just fight the hares until some vermin turn up. here we go now LIGGGHHHHHT AANNDDDD FFIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE CCCCCHHHAAARRRGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets see how good I do now. i've have sailed and walked many miles from my apache camp to here to test my fighting skills this is my time. *spits blood into a squirrel face and kicks it*
are you ready? OOC: I don't have a bow and quiver
The Rogue Crew are charging around hitting all hares in sight and yelling bloodthirsty warcries.
All of a sudden, Ungatt turned away from charging Ash and crashed into The Rogue Crew.
*runs out side* *stabs a rat in the eye* who else wants some.
Me: Look! a flying squirrel!
*points at flying squirrel who has just entered though a smashed window.*
flying squirrel: hollow one and all I am squige the flying squirrel I have travelled for many days and nights to be here and now I want to fight some vermin.
me: sorry I haven't seen any vermin yet.
*horde of vermin come bursting though Abbey doors screaming warcries.
me: I stand corrected.
*stabs rat in the ribcage* *smiles* you guys aren't so tough.
the Rat who had just been stabbed starts crying and shouting that it was unfair and that no one loved him. then a friendly hedgehog comes over and asks him if he would like to come to the gate house for a cup of tea.
Rat: OH! that would be lovely. Um but I might have to go to the infirmary first. *points at knife sticking out of his chest.*
*keeps killing rats*
Rats call it a day and go home
... that was wow umm ok
Me: Well I think those hares learned their lesson. Um why were we fighting again ?????????????????????????????? Oh look a hare I'll be back after I hurt this hare. *Runs after hare laughing madly*
-just watches- -not knowing how to respond to that-
*After hurting hare walks back to swift paw but then see's another hare and goes and attacks that one too*
Me: HHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hare: HHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's ridiculous! I do say the Long Patrollers are nice and everything, but they can't take over the Abbey! The Mods do a fine job of it!
OOC: WOW! This is old, no you had to be here in April to get what's going on. The hares took over the forum, it was really funny. :)
OOC: Oh, really? I tend to forget to look at the dates of things....Oops. ;D
OOC: Don't worry, I remember this sort of died at 99 replies. I really hoped someone would make it 100 or more. :)
OOC: Haha