this is a completely random RP. add what you like, but don't squabble with one another, it's annoying.
Here goes: Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far, far, far, FAR AWAY, there is a planet called yffulF which translates to Fluffy. on yffulF there lived a pretty little elephant named ahtreB, which means Bertha. There was also an evil frog named. htrowsggiF (figgsworth).....
...who, after several years, had grown rather tired of their complex names, and even more tired of names in general. This caused them to start a war against the sun, which, as most can tell, was doomed at the start. The sun imploded, and turned into a black hole that, out of pure spite for the planet of yffulF (Fluffy) pulled only that planet inside of it. As soon as it crossed the event horizon, it arbitrarily blew up into a million pieces and reverted back into white dwarf star, which sent the remnants of the solar system flying off into the unknown void of deep space.
but the sun lived a half-life the rest of it's life and was never warm again cause that is what happens if you kill a unicorn and several lived on yffulF, so Darth Vader had to make a pinky, sparkly space ship for all the unicorns so they could go live with Bilbo in Middle Earth because Bilbo really likes unicorns. Unicorns are AWESOME! So all the unicorns lived with Bilbo. Frodo didn't like unicorns, so he and Gandalf made an idea to go and destroy Sauron's Ring, which they could of done AGES ago, but were too lazy to. the PLOT to destroy the RING gave Frodo the excuse to go on an adventure... and rid the world of great evil... THAT'S how you kill two birds with one stone
The two birds were not killed however, and decided to sue. Their lawyer was a mouse named Gonff, the Prince Of Mousethieves. He stole the court case and ran off into Mossflower.
sauruman got mad and apprehended the theif and threatened to drop Gonff into mount doom if he didn't hand over what ever he had stolen. Gonff grinned cheekily "NO can do, old chap! i ate it!" he said....
...and blew up into a thousand pieces. Meanwhile, the planet Quayallayalla made lemonade while the rest of the Universe held it's breath. A moment passed. The Universe exhaled. A skeleton jumped up and attacked Frodo. He sued, and Gonff The Prince Of Mousethieves stole the court case again, and fled into Kotir.
...Where he turned into a cardboard box due to a virus known only as qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq, which causes people to die of starvation after being turned into an inanimate object. It is unknown how victims die of starvation, seeing how they're inanimate objects, but that's beside the point.
Meanwhile a doctor discovered the cure, which was curiously a dinner plate. All of the dinner plates in the Universe hid themselves under blue rocks. A fox in socks with yellow blocks appeared and ate some green eggs and ham.
But the fox also ate green apples, wich were infected with blue parasites!
The blue parasites took control of the fox and made him eat blue eggs and ham instead of green eggs and ham. He turned into a Wraith, and absorbed the blue parasite. Stargate sued for copywright infringement. Meanwhile, a blue mouse attacked a rat with a hot fudge sundae.
then, somebody fell in to Minecraft and had to fight their way out with a cow sitting on their head, which was very, very confusing and hard. But, in the end, the got out.
And then, squabble squabble squabble. Sorry, I felt I just had to. And then, a squid got a giant butter mech and punched a certain minecraft youtuber into the ground, all the while asking to be his friend.
then, a flying pig made a PB and J sandwich while the world watched with bated breath lest the peanut butter turn out to be crunchy peanut butter instead of creamy. They all laughed for the mad cow, until someone sold him, and when he died, they had him stuffed, like that waterbuffalo, stuffed!
and everything that just happened on that planet and the planet exploded and was never heard of again....
meanwhile on planet x y z (which happens to be the current Dc. Who's home planet.) DDBs were busily working.... constructing flying loaders and chainsaws for the coming invasion of the universe.....
But a :) came and ate all of the DDBs, thus finishing the DDB Invasion, and starting the Smiley Invasion! :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
but :o came and knocked 'em all out and ate an eggplant
Which turned out to be an ostrich egg, which blew up and then Clifford ate his dinner. The reporters were stunned at this blatant disregard for lunch's role in the mouse heist.
Then a random orc killed the reporters.
This sparked a terrible war, which came to be kenned as "The War Of The Worlds" in which martians from Venus came and proceeded to attack pluto. This gravely upset Saturn, so it went and joined friend Pluto and together they defeated the martian invaders with help from Wolverine. Meanwhile, a green dragon ate a zombie.
Which in fact was Elvis Presley.
Elvis suddenly grew another head. This sparked another ten years of debate on why turnips had suddenly grown wings and taken over France. Some alien species think that this may be what is wrong with humanity.
But aliens also had a problem: Humans were growing on top of roofs, with their feet glued to them.
Back on yffulF(translates to Fluffy), the talking mooshrooms had dinner. Mooshrooms are cow-mushrooms that are red and white and have mushrooms growing on their heads and backs. but, in the language of yffulF, which is officially called naiyffulF (Fluffyian), they are actually called smoorhsooM (plural, singular is moorhsooM). Suddenly, Slenderman and Medusa(namrednelS and asudeM) got married and had a kid, named yenotS who terrorized innocent people of yffulF (called setiyffulF, or Fluffyites), turning them to stone. But, Aslan (the setiyffulF called him nalsA) came and crushed yenotS and turned the stone people back into living people.
This all happened in Northern Fluffy (nrehtroN yffulF). There are four continents on yffulF, nrehtroN (northern), nrehtuoS (southern), nretseW (western), and nretsaE (eastern). nrehtroN is inhabited by smoorhsooM, nrethuoS by giant pigeons (snoegiP), nretseW by human-type creatures (humans and hobbits and elves and dwarves) and nretsaE by these strange creatures called strebbilF (singular is obbilF, Flibberts and Flibbo). StrebbilF look like mushrooms with a hard cone-shaped part. They have three feet that stick out the bottom of their shell and a long, thin, flexible neck connected to a round head with a large, round, purple eye, and a elephant nose and a long, thin beak. StrebbilF also have long, spiky tails that poke out through a hole in their shell. They also have very, very long, very strong tentacle-like arms that stick out through holes in the front of their shells. StrebbilF also have ears on the end of a pair of antennas on their spike-covered head. If an obbilF feels threatened, he (or she) can pull his (or her) legs, arms and head in to their shell and wave their tails all around to protect themselves. StrebbilF are shy, peaceful creatures with a fierce, protective instinct. Mother strebbilF have been known to die to protect their young. StrebbilF live in herds (the correct word is kcolF or Flock, plural is skcolF) with and average of 10 strebbilF per group. There is usually 1 or 2 males and several females. All of the strebbilF are very protective of the young and old in the kcolF. Each skcolF has an older member, male or female who provides wisdom and strategy.
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, the cows were having a delicious dinner of fried chicken. This caused the Galactic Senate to go mad with envy. The jedi finally got so upset with this that they left the Republic and joined with the glorious Sith Empire and started a war against the Republic that caused the Republic to fall. This alliance between the jedi and the sith was short lived however because the Toydarians attempted a coup which failed miserably. Meanwhile, back on the ranch, the cows continued with their supper.
But suddenly, horses(or sesroh) came over and ate all of the cows' supper, leaving them with bark and leaves to eat.
OOC:
Quote from: Redwaller on July 14, 2013, 01:21:18 PM
But suddenly, horses(or sesroh) came over and ate all of the cows' supper, leaving them with bark and leaves to eat.
OOC: you, my friend, are getting the hang of naiyffulF
And suddenly speaking Fluffyian (naiyffulF in naiyffulF) became a crime punishable by death.
But then people started talking Fluffyiun (nuiyffulF in nuiyffulF) which was completely different from Fluffyian. they change one letter from a word and put it the other way around.
Then the ruler of each of the provinces in yffulF said that speaking naiyffulF was NOT illegal and we shall now move to...
intermission... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm waffles............
ANYWAY! on a totally different planet, called... Planet (the inhabitants of Planet weren't very creative), the people decided to have a contest to see who could fly the farthest over a giant field of razor sharp iron spikes... unfortunately, none of the inhabitants of Planet can, in fact, fly... so all of the contestants died gruesome, bloody and painful deaths, the end.
intermission #2... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... pancakes.
Except for one weasel-lizard hybrid, which rode on a spaceship called Spaceship, and landed on the moon...
But the hybrid was actually a real Weasel, who was building a secret base on the moon. But this is Top Secret so we will change to a different setting.
*Changing to a different setting*
The Martian colony in the Brallish Galaxy in the Solon sector on the Planet of Gribbish was facing a serious problem. They were running low on Earthling Burgers and the supply ships were long overdue. Little did they ken that there had been a revolution on their home planet of Mars that had progressed it from the Charl Dynasty to the Brarl Dynasty headed by the almighty and all-powerful Zno'k of the Din'u Clan. All of the Ewoks screamed.
OOC: Ach, ze Ewoks are invadin' ziz Rp zread taae! Tae Armz! Ah repeat! Tae Armz!
So they made wolf burgers.
But the wolf burgers were undercooked so they came back to life and attacked everyone. Then they ran off into the wilderness where their numbers multiplied until their were millions of wolf burgers living in the wild.
So yffulF was called for help.
yffulF was a HUGE dog who loved to eat wolf burgers
YffulF is a planet silly.
Aye, it iz a zilly planet!
So anyway the wolf burgers ate everyone and stole their spaceships and flew to another planet to conquer it.
......But then a jedi Death Defying Beaver fired missles from his spaceship, killing the wolf burgers!!!
But then the inhabitants of the planet the wolf burgers were planning to conquer got angry because they wanted the wolf burgers to come because the inhabitants were hares and they were very hungry...so they shouted Eulalia and attacked the death-defying jedi beaver.
Then jedi Death Defying Beaver drew his light saber, and waited for then.
But suddenly, Darth Malgus, a dark lord of the sith appeared. He drew his lightsabre too, and attacked the jedi Death Defyin' Beaver. All of the Ewoks screamed.
OOC: ARRRGH...............
The jedi Death Defying Beaver dogged the blows, and returned some.
And all the just death defying beavers turned against him cuz they were all Sith Lords.
But the jedi death defying beaver just closed his eyes and said BANNANA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then ran away to his space ship and went to planet Wangerly and never returned.
But his little brother who had turned himself into a goldfish did......
But a cat chewed him up and ate him. Then it proceeded to use the litter box.
But it turned into a banana.
And then the red fox with black socks proceeded to throw rocks and clocks at the bannana!!!
But then, somebody noticed that it was not a banana but a bannana, which is the archenemy of the banana.
BNSF did a redwall thing once we did marshank
suddenly an orange rabbit on the planet known as "ql" turned upside down due a nasty side effect of being hit on the head by a box full of kittens.
But suddenly, and without any warning The Cellars exploded into a bloody series of fights which escalated into a war which threatened to tear the Redwall Abbey Forum apart, until finally the Moderators locked all of the topics in The Cellars for a week, which gave everybeast a chance to calm down a bit. After the week had passed...(To Be Continued)........................
A mouse came to redwall. (To Be Continued)
The mouse was named Nimbalo (you know, from Taggerung), and took over the Abbey for no reason at all. He crowned himself king, and decided to have the Redwallers build spaceships so they could travel to yffulF and take that over too. But Cregga came back to life and threw Nimbalo in the ditch, giving him a head injury so that he always said "Kachunk". Martin the Warrior told Cregga to go to McDonald's and buy McChickens for the whole Abbey, so she did, and Nimbalo was miraculously cured by eating one. He headed to Salamandastron to take that over too...
But when he arrived at Salamandastron, Mad Maudie knocked him out. And then Slothunog and Deepcoiler formed a band.
They performed "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction, which was enough to get anybeast outta there. (I'd get out!) Mad Maudie grabbed the still-unconscious Nimbalo and dashed to the seashore to save their ears. Just then Darth Vader invaded Salamandastron, and Stormtroopers were everywhere! Fortunately, a random Badger Lord happened along and sucked Darth and his minions into a black hole...
And then the universe exploded, and imploded, and exploded again, and imploded again, and then exploded and the universe as we know it had to start over. Tiny little unfacey microbes grew on a tiny blue planet known as Terra.
Terra was covered with a peaceful meadow, and the microbes grew and grew. Then, from an alternate universe came a guy named Justin Bieber. He killed all the microbes by walking through the meadow-covered planet.
Some may ask how he killed these microbes. Well, he simply started the melodious opening of the mouth we call singing. (If you could call Justin Bieber's mind killing wave "singing")
In fact, Justin's singing drove the nearby wildlife crazy. (The wildlife had inexplicably and suddenly appeared). Suddenly, a badger angel came out of the sky, alighting on a log in front of Justin. (If you're wondering what a badger angel is, think a badger with wings and a halo.) Anyways, the angel told Justin to shut up his "singing". Justin ran off and climbed a tree, only a branch broke and he fell out. A hole opened in the earth for no apparent reason, and Justin tumbled in...
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Justin Bieber died. The end.
But in fact, it was not the end, it was only the beginning!
Meanwhile, back on the ranch, the mice were quietly busy eating the farmer and his wife out of house and home. Why they allowed this and continued to put food out for them is quite beyond me however.
The mice turned into letters and stuck themselves in everyone's mouths.
But then the farmers son walked in a took them all away and posted them into a cows food bucket, before skipping away and jumping into the river so that he could buy a TV.
Then Winston Churchill came and yelled "We shall never surrender! We shall fight on the beaches!"...
Meanwhile, somewhere in the southnorth (Which right off the bat can be said to contradicting to itself, for if it were in the south than it could not be in the north and vice-versa), the bees were plotting a most heinous scheme. They would stop selling honey to the bee-keepers. This would promptly cause the local economy to plummet, casting aside the greedy looks of several bears who were running for governments. They bears could now stop jogging and relax. All of the Ewoks screamed.
OOC: Aye, ah juzt 'ad tae brin' ze Ewokz back!
Then the Jedi Death Defying Beaver came and killed the bears who were running for government! And Martin the Warrior came and started a new Abbey that sold sandwiches to the populace!
OOC: Aye, I just had to bring the Jedi DDB back!
But the zombie health inspectors came and arrested him for unlawful possession of a banana. The monkeys sued for unlawful use of a health inspector's badge, as well as three attempts to drown an otter which all failed due to the zoning ordinances of the Swedish meatballs of the prairie. All of the Ewoks screamed again. The author thought This is really getting out of hand, so he wrote the Ewoks into an asteroid doomed for all eternity with a dish soap fanatic. All of the Ewoks screamed again. The author decided to ignore this, and instead focus his energy and attention on getting Robinson Crusoe out of the flamingo sith order of fish.
Unfortunately, Crusoe's pal Friday went and jumped in a lake. Robinson himself went to England in a rowboat and then set sail for the Antarctic. Upon reaching the Antarctic, he met a strange ape named King Kong, who promptly threw a Nang hul at the poor wayfarer. Crusoe then met a squirrelmaid named Songbreeze, who took him to a sandstone Abbey where he immediately stompled all the inhabitants to death. Then a Sith Apprentice named Liki Martiri drew her lightsaber and charged a bunch of dinosaurs! The odds were 160,000 to 1 but Liki fought on...
...But the odds changed from 1,000,000,000,000 when Darth Vader sent his Death Star to destroy Liki.
Revive!
But Liki Martiri summoned the Blue Hordes to help her by dialing 911 on her iPhone, which she always kept handy. Unfortunately, the Blue Hordes were preoccupied at that moment, as they were selling snickerdoodles...
But then one of the Blue Hordes customers hated his last snicker doodle and being Chuck Norris, he quickly flung it into the fuel system of the Death Star and it was destroyed...
Then the emperor's molecules, which were scattered about the fuel system, connected with the snicker doodle and came back to life.
Until a nuclear bomb destroyed him...
Quote from: Norham Waterpaw on September 27, 2013, 11:26:02 AM
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Justin Bieber died. The end.
*Screams in joy*
And then all the mushrooms started singing 'Happy Brirthday to You'
Unfortunately, the mushrooms turned out to be poisonous and killed everything with their spores, then proceeded to blow up the Earth.
But they used GPS and ended up at Raxacalicaphalipatorias. (spelling?)