Tae zave room in the Blah thread ah created thiz thread zae we can aw play Croaker! ;D ;D ;D
Dealz anybody who'z playin' a hand.
Ah'll bet two popcorn kernalz.
I raise your bet to a apple, and a broken CD.
I'll see that, and raise you orange sherbert.
I'll raise it two pancakes, a yogurt cup, two pennies, and a rubber band ball.
Ah fold.
Call. Six grannys and a tom cat.
A bag of fresh tomatoes and a USB with nothing on it, as well as a puppy.
Six grapes and a bag of some sort of candles, called dynamite.
A baby doll, a bowl of cereal, two cats, a dog bone, a clicky pen, and a pair of scissors.
I declare Taggerung the winner of that hand
*deals everyone another hand*
I bet The One Ring and 3 pairs of mismatched socks
I raise several more pounds of that msg (magic solid gold), and sixteen flaming chainsaws that double as sandwich makers.
I raise it to one flying bulldozer, a tire, a grilled cheese, and a pen.
Bulldozers are useless now. That, and I lost my license.
I see your bet and raise you a secret supply of Pixie dust, 3 fields of potatoes, and gallon of blue paint
I raise it a fairy wand, three unicorns, a magical rainbow, and a taco.
On second thought, I'll eat the taco.
I raise it to a dead fish, 3 rats tails, and a bag of toad guts
Ah'll raize it 7 orcz and a calculator.
I raise a batch of sandwiches, an old piece of broken alien technology that resembles a toaster, and a series of essays based on the reason for licenses of nuclear warhead testing.
I raize it a dosen frezhly-baked-oat-of-the-oven chocolate chip cookiez, a blowtorch, an' two Blah?'s.
I'll see that and raise you a mattababy.
Thou doust not knowst what thous arst doingst.
I raise it to six banana peppers and a scaled down model of a flying bulldozer.
Quote from: Matthias720 on July 30, 2011, 06:52:01 PM
I'll see that and raise you a mattababy.
Pleaze, nay
that joke! >:(
Ah'll zee tha' an' raize it 4 voldemortz.
I call.
Two crowns and an antelope.
Four Znowglobez, twa izecream conez an' one lightzabre.
Ha! I have triple broken hearts, double fishhooks, 20 keys, and a compass that doesn't point north!
Ach, ye win. *rezhufflez and dealz everybeazt a knew hand*
Ah'll ztart et with three dize an' a Blah?.
I raise it a box of chocolate, two pencils, and a bag of cereal.
I see that and raise you a whiny baby doll, chili powder, and a broken watch.
I raise you 8 hours spent on Minecraft and the next Chronicles of Narnia movie.
I raise it a pink head band, a Redwall book, a opera CD, some more chocolate, three banana trees, and a cake.
I'll raise you that again, and a bag of chips.
I raise you a leviathan and behemoth, and I call your chips. Bwahahahahaha!
I'm confused....
Ah caw. 8 dize, a picture o' a rock, an' 12 calculatorz.
I call that and raise you a boat, two umbrellas, and a squid.
Too high! I fold!
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Ug, my hand is not worth this! I fold!
I call.
Two kegs 'tober Ale, a pikeaxe, and Stormfin with a hatchet in its mouth (a real pike-axe).
I call.
I'll raise ye two pumpkins, a mountain, and the Salamandastron treasure room.
Um...Nightfire, you don't raise when someone calls. You show your hand.
Whatever. My hand is: Two pumpkins, a mountain. the Salamandastron treasure room, an umbrella, three rain boots, and a sword. :P
New game!
*deals out a new hand to anyone playing*
I'll start the bidding with 9 pieces of eight.
I bet three copies of SBCG4AP and a nunchuk-gun.
I raise it a polar bear, seven fields of corn, and a airplane.
Just to check, put is that airplane a commercial jet, or is it a small prop-job?
It is the Barbie Airplane. Complete with a one Barbie doll, food trolley, and landing gear. Can seat up to five Barbie dolls. Not for children under 3 years of age.
Thanks. I wanted to know so I could properly wager against it. >:D
I raise it to.....a broken wii remote and a copy of Martin the Warrior that's been read so many times the cover's about to fall off.
I raise it to to whole smiley collection and a free Smurf holing Blu-Tac.
:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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I call.
A claymore, 3 fishes, and a ticket to ride the Polar Express.
I raise it to my entire Kirby picture collection!
Five Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.''z, two chickenz, a fox, an' a lamb.
BAAAA! BAAAA! BAAAA-GULP! *fox eatz lamb*
Ok, nae lamb then...
A huge wad of blu-tac.
Call, and raise. I add a cure for the Bloodwrath and a couple gallons of shrimp'n'hotroot soup.
raise Two King beds, five pet fighting squirrels, and a year vacation to Venice!
We haven't played this in ages. Croaker anyone? *Deals in anyone who wants to play*
Explain how we play and I'll join. I seem to not understand the concept of this game. :P
It's kind of like poker, only with ridiculous items instead of cards. Read through the topic to get an idea on how to play. :)
Thankee. I did try to read through it, but my brain isn't functioning well this early. :P
Anyway, I'll bet 1 paper clip.
I'll raise you a meadowcreme trifle and flagon of elderberry wine.
I see that and raise you a thumbtack and a bar of chocolate. (Could someone explain the rules of poker? Unfortunately, I've never really played before :-\)
(How is that possible? I thought Taylor and Andrew talked us into it once!)
I raise you a stolen binky and the whole Nancy Drew series.
IRY a broken train, Bobcat Backhoe, and this smiley :-X
I see your train and such, and raise you a plastic tire and an old radio.
I raise you candy kisses, sudoku answers, and The Old Man and the Sea.
I raise you a jar of dirt, a rubix cube and a cute, fluffy bunny.
Call. I have four acorns, unicorn high.
How do you play this?
Quote from: Matthias720 on February 28, 2013, 03:16:14 PM
It's kind of like poker, only with ridiculous items instead of cards. Read through the topic to get an idea on how to play. :)
You bet and raise random items and then when someone calls, you show the random items that make up your hand.
I have fresh chocolate chip cookies and pair of earplugs.
I have a naval ship, an omelet and a flashlight.
*sigh* Good job, Matthias!
*Deals out next hand*
I bet 4 combs and a sparkly thing...I don't know what it is, but it's really sparkly!
I see that and raise you a rotten fish.
I raise 50 CDs, 2 gallon of milk, a kitten, and a phone.
I raise that by two weeks of homework and a six page essay.
I raise that by an aircraft carrier and a wheelchair.
Oooo! I raise the Bourne series and a rooty-tooty-aim-and-shooty
*Giggles* I raise that by a walkie-talkie and a whammy-kablammy!
I'll see that, and raise you a stuffed tiger and a cardboard box.
I see your stuffed tiger and cardboard box and raise it 5 cinnamon blondies.
I raise that to a litre of semi-skimmed milk, eighteen pre-baked cookies and a colouring-in/activity book for toddlers.
I see that and raise you a live dinosaur and a unicorn.
I see your pets and raise you 3 T-rex and a goldfish.
I raise you a chocolate candy bar and a bald eagle.
Call! I have a garlic press, mint tea, and forty-seven million dollars.
I have three bowls of tortilla soup, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for the Wii and Scattergories.
I fold.
I have a Compy 386 and a nun-chuck gun.
Icefire vinz ziz 'and.
*dealz everyvone a knev 'and*
Ah'll ztart an' bet four ratz an' a broken keyboard.
I call that, and I'll raise you two decks of playing cards.
I'll raise you a chandelier, a mermaid's tear and a blueberry pie.
Ah'll caw tha', an' raize ye five key-lime piez an' a crab.
I see your key lime pies and crab and raise it 3 hours of extra sleep and a taco.
I see that and raise you an avalanche, a fluffy kitten and Justin Bieber's hair.
I see that and raise it a two year old's temper tantrum, a rabbit's foot, and Britney Spears' hair.
I call. I have the three trolls from The Hobbit, lit fireworks and unicorn meat.
I have 7 witches, a death-defying beaver, and 43 horses.
Ah 'ave three radizhez, a bat, an' two iron zhieldz.
*Hands stuff over to Rainshadow* *Deals new hand* Who's in?
I'm in! *Looks at cards* Hmm, I think I'll bet 3 tarantulas.
I'll see that, and raise you a silver sword.
I'll see that and raise you 6 gallons of scented water with which to drown the 3 tarantulas
I'll see that, and raise you a grilled cheese sandwich maker and a flying bulldozer.
Ah'll zee zat, an raize ze a killer tomatoe an' a killer carrot.
I see that and raise you the RP Tournament and a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.
I see that and raise you a girly necklace, a lovey-dovey valentine, and a pretty pink shirt.
*Sigh* I fold.
Call. Read 'em and weep. A regiment of hares and the Doomwyte idol.
Called my bluff, darn it! Pair of jugs, panda high.
Aw man! I coulda won this one! >:(
*Shuffles the deck* Who's in? *Deals*
I think I'll start off this round with the TARDIS and a sonic screwdriver.
I'll see that, and raise you blue socks and a bow tie.
I see that and raise it to cabbage.
Well I'll just raise you a pair of kings then.
I'll raise you a dalek.
Oh ho ho! Getting dirty now are we? Ok, then! I raise you 6 strings and a steel horse.
Oh yeah? I'll raise you the TARDIS and a MacBook Air
Well I raise you the Titanic!
*watches it sink again*
Scratch that. I raise you the Ark!
I raise you a Badger Lord in Bloodwrath and a couple of dead monitor lizards!
CALL! Piano keys, a signed copy of Redwall, the state of Mississippi, and a jumbo jet.
Alright, I have The Croods, an air guitar, a tweed jacket and a paperclip.
I have Spotify and a vacuum cleaner :P
I have the front page of the Internet and Wikipedia.
YES! I didn't bet my cabbage in vain!
*shuffles* Who's in? *Deals*
*Grabs cards and looks at them* I'm in, and I'll start this off with the song Cactus in the Valley and a screwdriver.
I'll see that, and raise you an integrated circuit.
I'll see that and raise you four little hares.
"Ahem!"
*looks down*
"We are RABBITS, not hares!"
Sorry! Four rabbits.
Hmmm... I'll raise you a robot assistant and a glass of milk.
I'll see that and raise you five Pygmy Owls and an Elf Owl.
I'll see that and raise you Shadowclan.
I shall raise you all of Firestar's kin and the girl who waited.
I'll raise it loyalty cards, a full suit of armor, and a sword that's very.....swordy.
I'll see that, and raise you a glass dagger and a wooden mask.
Call! I have the last centurion, Unwed Sailor, a fish and Dora the Explorer.
Ha! I have a dozen cans of compressed air and a calculator watch.
I raise that to fifty seven and three qaurters dead fish! What!
Man! I have a pair of shrunken heads, dragon high. :P
New Round! *Deals*
I'll start this off with two birds of prey and a picture of a fuzzy cat.
I'll raise you 6 fruit flies and a cup of apple cider vinegar.
Mmm, I'm gonna raise you Sharkbait, his dad and Dory.
I'll
"MINE!"
I'll raise
"MINE!"
I'll
"MINE! MINE! MINE!"
SHUT UP ALREADY!
I'll raise you 20 annoying seagulls.
Hahahahaha!!!! Yeah, I loved it when that happened today. I'm not surprised that everyone could quote that. ;)
Anyway, I'm going to see you all o' those seagulls and raise you 5 sea eagles.
I know! And then poor Jacob! ;D
I see that and raise you Tink, Tank, and Nemo.
I'll see that and raise you the dentist and the Sydney Opera House
I see that and I raise ye the Impossible Astronaut and M.
Call! Four acorns, three frozen flowers, and the moon.
Ha! I have all of the Bonds, Sherlock and John, and an old dog who won't learn any new tricks!