You have an injury? A sniffle? A cough, perhaps? Or maybe, just maybe, a wound from an adventure? If so.....Then you've come to the right place!
I have everything you need for every ailment, from decapitations to scratches!
Do you have poiso- Ahahaha... Medicine for depression? And overwork? And maybe that stuff that turns people into Oods?
Hello, as you can see, I've been eviscerated. Can you fix me?
/Good gods, Rus! Here, let me go get something.....Blue, be with you in a moment! *Runs and grabs potion* Drink up, Rus! *Starts bandaging Rus's middle*
Blue, look on counter forty. There should be multiple types of potions for depression. The difference is that taste, so grab one that's labeled with something you like. Then go to counter fifteen, and pick out an overwork potion there. As for the stuff that makes people turn into Oods, that's in the back where only I am allowed.
Har.
Yes, ?Tam? Something you need? *Finishes bandaging Rus* If you drunk that, then it'll repair any and all damage....Including regrowing organs. No side effects, and it should work instantly.
Har.
Is that all you can say? Har?
Har Har Har. Har. Hary, har.
*Rolls eyes and walks to small shelf* Hmm...No, don't want spewing slugs...No, not that one....Aha! *Wakls over with small bottle* Drink!
Har.
Drink up! It'll cure your case of the 'Har's.
Har.
*grabs a random depression potion and a random overwork potion* Thanks! I can do without the Ood stuff, I no longer want to use it on anyone. How much will these be?
HARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHRHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR
@Blue: Two silvers, please...
Oh, nuts! I grabbed the wrong one! Tam, shut up, and I'll be right back! *Runs and grabs right bottle* *Runs back and opnes Tam's mouth and tips up bottle*
*smiles and puts one gold down on the counter.* Keep the change. *mutters* For some reason I have very few silvers right now...
Ah. I understand.....As a matter of fact, so am I!
Har.
WHAT THE FERRET IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?
Yes, ferret. And, no, it is not the site's version of ferret.
Har. Oh no, it's catching! :o
*Sits doewn, exasperated* Mor, swallow this. *Tosses potion to Mor* Lemme know if it works, please.
*Drinks potion.* HAR HAR HAR! It's not working. Thanks Tam. >:( ;D
*Tosses a dozen potions to Mor* SWALLOW THOSE! But try and say something in between.....
*Gulps one* Har *Gulps another* Har *Gulps another one* Har *Gulps yet another one* Har ect. Har ect. Har ect. Har ect. Har
Har ect? What the ferret?
ect. means so on and so on.
Oh, you mean etc. Wait! NO HARS!!!
Harharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharhharharhar. What the?! :o :o :o
WHAT THE FERRET?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
Har. I know. This is worse than the harring hiccups. Har.
*Tosses another dozen potions to Mor*
*Drinks bottles.* Har har har. This is annoying!
*Tosses more potions*
*Drinks bottles.* Har har har. I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! *Jumps out window.* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
*Sighs*
Hi.....can....you..fix...*Grunts* my....*Falls over*
Aaah! Russa? RUSSA? *Rushes over to Russa*
*Alternate self sweeps into shop and starts unloading contents from basket*
Ah, thank you, other-half-of-me.
*Groans*
RUSSA! What's wring? Does anything hurt?
Uh, yeah. I just got attacked by a bear on a unicycle. It was terrifying.
*Stumbles in* Help! I just got attacked by a unicycle that used to have a bear on it!
Was it terrifying?
Okay, Russa! *Starts looking for potion and salves* Aha! Here is the potion. Drink this. *Pushes potion into Russa's paws* And here's the salve....*Slathers salve on Russa*
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 15, 2014, 02:31:54 PM
*Stumbles in* Help! I just got attacked by a unicycle that used to have a bear on it!
Umm, are you bleeding? Or just traumatized.....?
Both. I've been completely eviscerated, actually. Dashed inconvenient.
*Drinks potion*
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 15, 2014, 09:56:54 PM
Both. I've been completely eviscerated, actually. Dashed inconvenient.
I gave you stuff for that. Wait, not for the shock, and all that....*Fishes potion out of bag* Here, keep the one I keep in my bag.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 15, 2014, 10:26:31 PM
*Drinks potion*
Good girl! There should be almost immediate results.
Har.
*Throttles Tam*
ROTFL
Har.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2014, 04:35:51 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 15, 2014, 11:45:58 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 15, 2014, 10:26:31 PM
*Drinks potion*
Good girl! There should be almost immediate results.
*Waits for immediate results*
There, see? *Points to results*
Quote from: Tam and Martin on July 16, 2014, 03:19:32 PM
Har.
*Throttles Tam again*
Quote from: Morgazath on July 16, 2014, 02:35:02 PM
ROTFL
*Considers throttling Mor*
Har.
*Hits Tam on head with frying pan* *Bonnngggg*
Har.
Oh, will you shut UP? *Runs to look for potions I haven't already tried*
Har.
*Sorry I can't*
*Wails* *Grabs twelve potions* DRINK!
Har.
DRINK THEM!!
Har.
*As you wish*
Good Tam!
Har.
*Starts tosses potions to Tam* DRINK THEM! NOW! BEFORE I GO CRAZY!
Har.
*As you wish*
Are any of them working?
Har.
*Not sure*
Try them all!
Har.
*As you wish.*
Well?
Har.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 16, 2014, 07:11:32 PM
There, see? *Points to results*
Har-I mean phew, it's working.
Har.
D: Are the Hars contagious?
Unfortunately, yes, to you they are. RUUUNNN!!! GET AWAY FROM MY SHOP BEFORE YOU START HARRING!!!
I cannot catch the Hars because of the fact that I am immune to everything. As long as I'm in my shops, of course.
Har! Help me I can't sto-Har!
NOOOOOOO!!!!! *Breaks down in tears* *Buries Russa up to her neck in potions* Try those!
*Drinks potions* Har! Kiraaaka!!!!
What did I do, Cornflower? :o
You Har'ed!
Haraaaka!!!!!!!!
My Hars have stopped. The fall stopped them.
OOH! TAM! RUSSA! GO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!! *points excitedly to broken window*
Somehow, I knew you were going to do something like that.
*Jumps out the window*
Humph.
YAY!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD RUSSA!
*Appears next to Cornflower*
Or was it the fall? ::) ::) ::)
Hush, Mor!
Well, Russa? Are the Hars gone?
Haraaaka!!!!!
Evidently not....Why don't you do it again?
*Jumps out of window*
Something happened, and I double posted.
Har.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2014, 10:35:49 PM
Something happened, and I double posted.
Let me guess - You double posted the same exact thing? That happens to me, too. I just put ion Italic,
Don't mind this! Accidental double post.
Help!!!! Haraaaka!!!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 16, 2014, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2014, 10:35:49 PM
Something happened, and I double posted.
Let me guess - You double posted the same exact thing? That happens to me, too. I just put ion Italic, Don't mind this! Accidental double post.
That happens to me in Redwall Squirrels a lot ::)
An bhfuil tú fiú ag Ioraí Redwall le déanaí, ciaróg tú inchinn? Agus, féach! Uimh Hars!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2014, 10:46:32 PM
Help!!!! Haraaaka!!!!
WHAT??!? WHAAAT?!?!?!
What does that mean, Cornflower? I don't know what it is.
Could you say that in english, cause I have big thumbs and I'm on an iPod so it's a big hassle to go to Google translate.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2014, 10:58:59 PM
Could you say that in english, cause I have big thumbs and I'm on an iPod so it's a big hassle to go to Google translate.
Oh, alright...I'll go decode my Irish.....
I said,
Have you even been on Redwall Squirrel recently, you ninny? And look! No hars!
Har.
Haraaaka!
Stoptar suas!! NACH EILE HAR Ó ceachtar NA TÚ!! * Buries Tam agus Russa suas an gcuid shoulders i potions * DÍ DÓIBH!!!!
*Drinks potion* Haraaaka!!!!!!
Har.
DRINK YOUR POTIONS! *Points to mud of potions with Tam's shoulders and up, then a mound of potions with Russa's shoulders and up*
Man, things are crazy here. :o
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 17, 2014, 11:10:06 PM
DRINK YOUR POTIONS! *Points to mud of potions with Tam's shoulders and up, then a mound of potions with Russa's shoulders and up*
*Eats a doughnut*
Gah! I;'m seriously considering kicking you two out. Your Hars do not want to be solved/ So they won't be.
Har! Hi!
Hi!
Har.
Drink. *Motions to potions*
Har.
(As you wish)
DRINK! DON'T HAR! DRINK!
Har.
(As you wish)
*Drinks*
KEEP DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Har.
(As you wish)
*drinks more*
*Starts walking through front door* Hi, uh, I was wondering if you had something for... *Sees complete and total chaos* *Walks right back out the door*
*Falls over, then sits back up again* My Hars are gone!!!!! Yeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaahh!!!!!!!!
YAY!
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 18, 2014, 11:38:27 PM
*Starts walking through front door* Hi, uh, I was wondering if you had something for... *Sees complete and total chaos* *Walks right back out the door*
RAIN! No! Don't leave! Come back!
Har.
Try falling over, then siting back up.
Har.
(As you wish)
*Falls over*
DID IT WORK?!?!?!
Har.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 19, 2014, 06:57:03 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 18, 2014, 11:38:27 PM
*Starts walking through front door* Hi, uh, I was wondering if you had something for... *Sees complete and total chaos* *Walks right back out the door*
RAIN! No! Don't leave! Come back!
*Cautiously reenters shop* Er, do you have any sort of goods for Feelsitis? The TV show strain of it, I mean?
Har.
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 20, 2014, 04:26:02 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 19, 2014, 06:57:03 PM
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 18, 2014, 11:38:27 PM
*Starts walking through front door* Hi, uh, I was wondering if you had something for... *Sees complete and total chaos* *Walks right back out the door*
RAIN! No! Don't leave! Come back!
*Cautiously reenters shop* Er, do you have any sort of goods for Feelsitis? The TV show strain of it, I mean?
Try.......Shelf two hundred three? Yeah. Here's a skateboard. It's a long walk. *Rolls skateboard over to Rain*
Quote from: Tam and Martin on July 20, 2014, 03:39:48 PM
Har.
Drink more.
Har.
(As you wish)
*Drinks*
Can you not drink without hars?
*Grabs skateboard* *Sniffs* Uh, and do you have any tissues I could use real quick?
*tosses Rain box of tissues*
Thanks. *Wipes nose* Stupid Dean and his stupid blade... *Starts skateboarding down the aisles*
You're welcome.....?
Har.
Drink more......
As you wish.
No har?
Har.
Drink more.
As you wish.
What's up with all the 'As you wish'es?
Dunno.
Oh. No more hard? are you cured?
Har.
Why do you persist with the hars?
I can't stop.
Oh......Well keep drinking!
As you wish.
WOULD YOU QUIT THAT!!!!
Sorry. It's getting creepy.......
You mean the as you wishes'?
Yes. Duh.
Sorry :-| *cries in a corner*
Tammy, don't cry! You want some pie?
You know the way to a mans heart, Corny. Through his stomach.
Aye. *Produces pie* I'm Southern - Of course I know that. We invented fried chicken.
Uh... The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 23, 2014, 12:48:25 AM
Uh... The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.
Thank you rus ::)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 23, 2014, 12:44:59 AM
Aye. *Produces pie* I'm Southern - Of course I know that. We invented fried chicken.
YEEHAW!
REDNECK TIME!!!!
Aw, Yah! *Fist bump and High five*
Actually I have to leave in a moment for catfishing.
Oh, okay. Bye! *
Bye Corny!
*Skateboards back to the front, holding bottle of pills* *Sniff* Is this it? The meds for feels of the TV show kind?
up! Since that's hard to get, I'll need two silvers, please.
*Sadly hands two silver to Corny* *Takes pills* *Still crying* WHY DIDN'T IT FIX IT?!?! Oh, wait... where *sniff* can I find *sniff* medicine for feelsitis of the MS Paint Adventures strain? *Sniff sniff*
Umm......Try the shelf after the one you this one from.
*Sighs sadly* *Starts skateboarding again*
Har.
Tammy? drink. More.
As you wish.
I wouldn't trust Corny to give me medicine! ;D
Hey! That's mean......*Lower lip trembles*
I'm too young to die! You might poison me for laughing at you!
I find poisoning a much worse death than being smashed by a troll.
Har.
*Starts crying*
*Rolls back into the scene, a trail of tissues following behind* *Sniff* I couldn't *sniff* find the meds anywhere. Are you *sniff* sure you're not out? *Blows nose into tissue*
Girls... ::)
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 23, 2014, 09:47:29 PM
*Rolls back into the scene, a trail of tissues following behind* *Sniff* I couldn't *sniff* find the meds anywhere. Are you *sniff* sure you're not out? *Blows nose into tissue*
*boo-hooing* I'll take a look.........*Steal one of Rainy's clean Kleenex's* *gets roller skates out and puts them on, then skates off expertly*
Har.
*Heard faintly* Tam, I heard that! Drink more potions!
As you - Oh wait..... ;D
::)
As you wait?
Shut up. *Comes skating back with correct bottle*
Har.
Tammy. . . .
Would you kindly?
Har.
Har.
Drink more.
As you wish.
TAM!
Yes Milday?
Who's Milday?
Milday is some imaginary character I came up with right now,
Okayyyyy. ............?
Yep.
Have the Hard gone?
Dunno. They are weird though.
Yes, they are.
Har.
Drink.
???
As you wish.
TAM!
Yes Milday?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 28, 2014, 05:15:43 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 27, 2014, 05:12:35 AM
Would you kindly?
What? Would I kindly what?
Oh, nothing, it's just a slightly disturbing reference to a game I've never played before.
Oh, my silly boys. *Ruffles Tam and Rus' s hair affectionately*
*Pulls head away* Hey! Assail not my brilliant head! Or I shall stab you in the MIND!
Okay, fine.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 31, 2014, 05:39:39 AM
Oh, my silly boys. *Ruffles Tam and Rus' s hair affectionately*
Um.......
Yes, Tam?
Uh......
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Er......
Ah.....
Har......
Okay, it seems the doctor has been injured; time to take some of your own medicine, Corn! >:D
It appears you have sustained a serious concussion. Rest well, don't strain yourself, and you'll be back with us again in a little while.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 12, 2014, 12:55:11 AM
Okay, it seems the doctor has been injured; time to take some of your own medicine, Corn! >:D
It appears you have sustained a serious concussion. Rest well, don't strain yourself, and you'll be back with us again in a little while.
I'm here. dummy. But about to leave. Stupid freaking needles. What the heck does blood pressure have to do with a concussion? (Not to mention all the other bumps, scrapes, scratches, the cut from the bear, and my sprained hand?) But, yes, Skar. *Goes to hit Post, then get blood pressure taken, then rest*
I dunno. Though I'd imagine your doctor would probably know more about injuries than you would- Er, no offense.
Rus? I- Never mind. *Scowls*
Har-ar.
Tam, do I need to give you a concussion?
Har.
(No.)
Har.
*Hobbles in* Hi y'all!
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 14, 2014, 01:11:38 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2014, 12:55:48 AM
Rus? I- Never mind. *Scowls*
Err, sorry.
I know that lavender is good for pain, rosemary helps to heal, ginger cures an upset stomach, tea tree is a disinfectant, aloe vera helps with sunburns (Well, everyone knows that one) and that's just a start. Do not tell me that they know better about medical stuff. Okay, I know more all-natural healing stuff than the lot of them together.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 14, 2014, 11:03:38 PM
*Hobbles in* Hi y'all!
Hi. Whatcha need?
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 14, 2014, 01:12:28 AM
Har.
Hmm, would my frying pan do a better job, or this plank. . . ?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2014, 12:41:08 AM
Okay, I know more all-natural healing stuff than the lot of them together.
But do you know what cornflower does?
More or less.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 15, 2014, 12:41:08 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on August 14, 2014, 01:11:38 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 14, 2014, 12:55:48 AM
Rus? I- Never mind. *Scowls*
Err, sorry.
I know that lavender is good for pain, rosemary helps to heal, ginger cures an upset stomach, tea tree is a disinfectant, aloe vera helps with sunburns (Well, everyone knows that one) and that's just a start. Do not tell me that they know better about medical stuff. Okay, I know more all-natural healing stuff than the lot of them together.
No doubt. (And yes, aloe is good. Got a little bit of it growing in a pot. In one house, at least.) But- Er, nevermind.
Go ahead. Say it. I promise I won't injure you, or blow up. Blowing up means making noise, and I', not a big fan of noise.
Har.
Har.
You're both impossible.
Not impossible, I assure you.
Improbable.
Whatever. Or, rather, whichever.
Like Sleeping?
Grrrr.
Sorry.
No, not you. I sneezed.
Hello.
Go away, SKarzs - We're having fun. ;D
Okay. . .
Guests dig up strange things.
*enters*
Hello there! Would you happen to have any venomous leeches in stock?
Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!
Quote from: Izeroth on October 06, 2015, 02:17:51 AM
*enters*
Hello there! Would you happen to have any venomous leeches in stock?
Errrr. . . . No.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 06, 2015, 02:35:40 AM
Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!
I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 06, 2015, 02:35:40 AM
Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!
That's quite an exaggeration. I only mean to use them against
some forum members.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 02:49:38 AM
I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.
None? None at all? Do you at least have some non-venomous ones?
Those are actually quite useful.
Quote from: Izeroth on October 06, 2015, 03:11:12 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 06, 2015, 02:35:40 AM
Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!
That's quite an exaggeration. I only mean to use them against some forum members.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 02:49:38 AM
I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.
None? None at all? Do you at least have some non-venomous ones?
I have a bottle of pickled highly-venemous blood sucking ones. Let me make a topic for ya.
You wouldn't happen to have any medical tape, would you?
Quote from: Izeroth on October 06, 2015, 03:11:12 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on October 06, 2015, 02:35:40 AM
Don't give him any, Corny! He means to use them against all forum members!
That's quite an exaggeration. I only mean to use them against some forum members. Who?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 02:49:38 AM
I dunno. I'm giving Iz the benefit of the doubt here. . . . . But it's a moot point - I don't have any.
None? None at all? Do you at least have some non-venomous ones? Duh. Of course.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 02:36:45 PM
You wouldn't happen to have any medical tape, would you?
Yerp. *Tosses Vilu roll of medical tape* You can have it free.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on October 06, 2015, 12:54:31 PM
I have a bottle of pickled highly-venemous blood sucking ones. Let me make a topic for ya.
I must mention that they are useless now.
I can see this place getting held up soon. Imma leave before it goes down.
"I was savaged by a werewolf on one of my adventures, and it gave me a bit of magic which I want to keep. However the wolfish side effects need to go. Got anything for that?"
Wolfbane. ;D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 06, 2015, 04:12:56 PM
"I was savaged by a werewolf on one of my adventures, and it gave me a bit of magic which I want to keep. However the wolfish side effects need to go. Got anything for that?"
*Tosses Sand a potion* No wait - You wanna keep the magic side effects, right? Come back in two hours.
Quote from: BlueRose on July 01, 2014, 08:14:34 PM
Medicine for depression?
Some of that, please, and a bottle FlipperFlappleGlooglykins, please. Quickly now, I need to catch a flight!
Hold up, *dives into back room* *thuds are heard* *emerges holding up a bottle* Here's your FlipperFlappleGloogykins, and your depression medicine (Dang, I need to make some more) is right here! *Reaches behind counter* Here you are, Blaggy!
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)
I would like a medicine for Shfurhguvhdiofhrudghvrudjbvgurdfrghvuirfjuridhfuidhgitess.
She's never heard of it; you're going to die.
Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 06:05:03 PM
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)
Hello! Here, rub a few drops of this on your temples and your headache should go away. *Puts bottle on counter* And I'm sorry, I'm still working on something for a music addictions. Otehr than the obvious - Keep listening!
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:10:10 PM
I would like a medicine for Shfurhguvhdiofhrudghvrudjbvgurdfrghvuirfjuridhfuidhgitess.
. . . . . . . I'm sorry, could you say that again? Because I've never heard of it.
Of course I would like a medicine for Shfurhguvhdiofhrudghvrudjbvgurdfrghvuirfjuridhfuidhgitess.
What is. . . Whatever that is?
It's when your foot is asleep.
You wish I was.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 06:05:03 PM
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)
Hello! Here, rub a few drops of this on your temples and your headache should go away. *Puts bottle on counter* And I'm sorry, I'm still working on something for a music addictions. Otehr than the obvious - Keep listening!
I am as we speak.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 06:25:09 PM
It's when your foot is asleep.
Then move it around, you idiot! You don't need anything for that!
Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 08:06:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 06, 2015, 06:15:37 PM
Quote from: rachel25 on October 06, 2015, 06:05:03 PM
Hiya, I need something for headaches and something to help with my recent Ludovico Einaudi addiction. (its music, you should check it out)
Hello! Here, rub a few drops of this on your temples and your headache should go away. *Puts bottle on counter* And I'm sorry, I'm still working on something for a music addictions. Otehr than the obvious - Keep listening!
I am as we speak.
Good!
Alright marm, I'm going to need to check your bally licence, wot wot.
Hey, Corn. I also need something for back and neck pain. Their both killing me!!!!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 07, 2015, 10:19:51 AM
Alright marm, I'm going to need to check your bally licence, wot wot.
What? Why?
Also, it's 'license' not 'licence' :P
Quote from: rachel25 on October 07, 2015, 07:50:35 PM
Hey, Corn. I also need something for back and neck pain. Their both killing me!!!!
*Points to bottle that I give you for your headache*
I would like one of everything you have.
You got money for that? Or a spare warehouse?
I have both.
Go get a U-Haul. A seventeen-footer. Then I'll gave ya one of everything I've got - Excepting the stuff I use to make all this. Oh, and I'll need a promise on the Styx that you won't sell my stuff, only use it for you and your family and another promise on the Styx that you'll give me credit.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2015, 10:39:09 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 07, 2015, 10:19:51 AM
Alright marm, I'm going to need to check your bally licence, wot wot.
What? Why?
Also, it's 'license' not 'licence' :P
Quote from: rachel25 on October 07, 2015, 07:50:35 PM
Hey, Corn. I also need something for back and neck pain. Their both killing me!!!!
*Points to bottle that I give you for your headache*
*drains bottle* Hmmm, a little better. Hey, Corn. Would you mind if I just hang out in the corner of your shop? Those armchairs by the window look really comfy.
Sure! Go ahead. :)
So, my hands got cut off (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7794.msg480176#msg480176). Anything here for that?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 08, 2015, 12:28:16 AM
Go get a U-Haul. A seventeen-footer. Then I'll gave ya one of everything I've got - Excepting the stuff I use to make all this. Oh, and I'll need a promise on the Styx that you won't sell my stuff, only use it for you and your family and another promise on the Styx that you'll give me credit.
I promise.
*Runs outside of whistles. An 18-wheeler backs up in front of the door and 30 pirates come in to pick up the stuff.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 08, 2015, 03:47:26 PM
Sure! Go ahead. :)
Thanks!
*bounds into armchair and snuggles under blanket*
Heh. 8)
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on October 08, 2015, 03:49:36 PM
So, my hands got cut off (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=7794.msg480176#msg480176). Anything here for that?
Er. . . . . . . . . . Let me check?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:22:28 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 08, 2015, 12:28:16 AM
Go get a U-Haul. A seventeen-footer. Then I'll gave ya one of everything I've got - Excepting the stuff I use to make all this. Oh, and I'll need a promise on the Styx that you won't sell my stuff, only use it for you and your family and another promise on the Styx that you'll give me credit.
I promise.
*Runs outside of whistles. An 18-wheeler backs up in front of the door and 30 pirates come in to pick up the stuff.*
That is not a seventeen feet U-Haul. *Crosses arms* And get those rats out of here!
"I prefer 18-Wheelers, and they aren't rats they're weasels, foxes, and ferrets."
*continues to snuggle*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 09, 2015, 04:00:31 PM
"I prefer 18-Wheelers, and they aren't rats they're weasels, foxes, and ferrets."
Then the deal's off. I don't care, just get them out of my shop! Now!
"Fine, I'll get a U-haul. You Guys what outside and you get a U-haul."
Why do you want my stuff anyway?
In case I get sick or wounded.
In which case you can just come here.
I'd rather buy them now, just in case.
Yeah. . . . . No. Sorry.
Why not, you sell to other people?
Because they don't want to stockpile my stuff! And I can see that they need it.
If you want your stuff, then you're just going to have to be like everyone else and wait until you're actually injured or in pain.
I'll just go to my Uncle's store across the street then.
*You hear an 18-Wheeler Driver across the street, a few screams a and swords clanging, the sound of an 18-Wheeler being loaded, and a burning building.*
Huh. Guess I made a good decision, then. And also, does he really think I'd be idiotic enough to set up shop across the street from an established store selling similar items?
*Pokes head in.*
Well you did.
*Leaves.*
No, that wasn't there when I first started. Your uncle was the idiotic one.
*Pops head back in.*
"Supposedly he was really smart, but I don't know."
*Drives Away.*
Was? Lovely, he just murdered his uncle. *Glances at the window* Hey, Rach, hold the shop for me while I go check over there. Someone might need help.
*Hologram suddenly appears.*
"They don't need help they're all dead. He refused to sell to me."
*Hologram Disappears.*
Never mind, then. And this is why you should always just whack visiting murderous searats on the head. ::)
*pokes head out from under blanket* That is certainly true. Oh, by the way. Do you have any biscuits or cookies?
Do you sell nightshade? My searat friend uses it as makeup.
.____.
*hides under blanket*
*A Ferret drives up in a 17 foot U-haul, he looks confused.*
Quote from: rachel25 on October 10, 2015, 09:28:43 AM
*pokes head out from under blanket* That is certainly true. Oh, by the way. Do you have any biscuits or cookies?
Yep, *tosses Rach box of cookies*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 11, 2015, 03:27:55 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 10, 2015, 04:45:05 PM
.____.
Apparently it makes her eyes look bigger.
Belladonna
does dilate the pupils and darken the eyes when used sparingly.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 10, 2015, 02:28:32 PM
Do you sell nightshade? My searat friend uses it as makeup.
No. It's poisonous.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 11, 2015, 03:09:32 PM
*A Ferret drives up in a 17 foot U-haul, he looks confused.*
Sorry, the deal's off, Vilu went that way. *Points*
*eats cookies*
Do you have any medicine that will work for a froad? Freddy has fallen ill.
Is it actually Freddy, or is it a hologram?
"How fast is this stuff supposed to work?" *Looks at the bottle Cornflor gave me and reads the possible side affects.*
- Nausea
- Internal Bleeding
- Elbow pain
- Spontaneous Combustion
- Hair loss
- Itchy toes
- An urge to yodel
- Strange red spots all over the tongue.
"How often do these side affects happen?"
*Ferret gets out of U-haul and runs the way Corn pointed.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 15, 2015, 08:16:47 PM
Do you have any medicine that will work for a froad? Freddy has fallen ill.
Yeah, what're his symptoms?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on October 15, 2015, 08:51:12 PM
"How fast is this stuff supposed to work?" *Looks at the bottle Cornflor gave me and reads the possible side affects.*
- Nausea
- Internal Bleeding
- Elbow pain
- Spontaneous Combustion
- Hair loss
- Itchy toes
- An urge to yodel
- Strange red spots all over the tongue.
"How often do these side affects happen?"
Almost immediately and never.
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 20, 2015, 08:31:30 PM
*Ferret gets out of U-haul and runs the way Corn pointed.*
Bonsoir! Á plus tard! Now, anyone mind driving the U-Haul back?
*pokes head out of blankets with cookies everywhere* Do you have something that can give me an afternoon off from being responsible and hard working and useful so that I can just watch my boxset?
Sorry, nope.
Damn.
*Raises eyebrow*
*whistles innocently*
::) *Shakes head*
*looks at ceiling*
*Note appers on counter.*
You know you're paying for that U-haul, right?
Vilu Daskar
*sets fire to paper*
. . . . . Nice move, Rach. Bleep no, I ain't payin' for his stinkin' U-Haul. I'll take it back, because it's taking up literally all of my parking lot, but pay for it? Hah!
*sets fire to U-haul*
You already did pay for it. I stole some money when you weren't looking.
Vilu Daskar.
*goes through portal, gets money back and sets fire to Vilu before returning through portal*
Unfortunately for you that will not work. You should really stop burning things, I believe Corn disapproves of it.
Vilu Daskar.
*sets fire to Vilu's face*
I am not there, therefore my face can not be set on fire.
Vilu Dasakr.
But I am sending my fire balls through my portals to where you are and setting you on fire.
Clearly you are failing since I am not on fire.
Vilu Daskar.
You only think your not on fire when really your being burned up by my invisible fire.
Even if I was I am immune to fire.
Vilu Daskar.
This is special fire which I created myself and it burns anything and anyone. Even those who are immune to normal fire.
So you think.
Vilu Daskar.
Whatever.
Rach, would you mind not setting anything else on fire for the moment? Vilu, all my money is in a pouch at my waist. The pouch also happens to enchanted - Only I can open it. So no, you did not. Either that, or you grabbed the bills which are worthless here out of the register.
Must have been the bills, but I did tell them they could come here if there was any trouble with the money. Lord Daskar is writing not Vilu, sort of an alternate personality I did without realizing it.
Vilu Daskar.
*Rolls eyes*
I will need all of your healing materials. I shall pay you a million diamonds for them.
If you sell them to him you shall face my wrath.
I need something to cure a cold and a sore throat over night. I need to go riding tomorrow.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 24, 2015, 03:30:41 PM
I will need all of your healing materials. I shall pay you a million diamonds for them.
. . . . . No. I'll take the diamonds, though. Do you have any hurts that need tending to?
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 24, 2015, 09:23:48 PM
If you sell them to him you shall face my wrath.
::)
Quote from: rachel25 on October 24, 2015, 11:47:19 PM
I need something to cure a cold and a sore throat over night. I need to go riding tomorrow.
Yes ma'am! *Hands you bottle* Plug your nose and drink it. Don't ask what's in it, you don't want to know. Try not to taste anything, either.
*Makes a face* Fine, just give me some medicine for cuts, burns, some bandages, and rubbing alcohol.
*drinks*
...do you have anything to stop me feeling sick?
*A rat walks in he hands you a note.*
To: CornflowerMM.
Address:
From: Lord Vilu Daskar.
Open on Arrival.
*takes note and hands it to Corn*
What? WHAT?!? WHAT DID IT SAY?!?!?
Also, you guys were really mean back then.
O.O
I have not thought about this in about 4 years. I remember when we all had shops. It was fun.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2020, 06:23:40 PM
What? WHAT?!? WHAT DID IT SAY?!?!?
Also, you guys were really mean back then.
I.... don't remember. Where did I put that paper.....
Were we? I'd say the same about you guys XD
*Finds paper* Here ya go! *Hands said paper to Corn*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 04, 2020, 07:11:52 PM
Were we? I'd say the same about you guys XD
What ever gave you that impression?...
...Actually, If I were on the forums at the time this thread started, I'd probably have acted the same way...
Same... ^-^
Why thankee. *Opens note* Oh dear. It faded over time. Can't read it now.
It definitely couldn't be all the extreme and descriptive violence that goes on. We had fights yeah but we weren't so gory..
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 04, 2020, 07:19:10 PM
It definitely couldn't be all the extreme and descriptive violence that goes on. We had fights yeah but we weren't so gory..
Except for the occasional evisceration, I agree, the violence was cleaner.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 04, 2020, 07:22:58 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 04, 2020, 07:19:10 PM
It definitely couldn't be all the extreme and descriptive violence that goes on. We had fights yeah but we weren't so gory..
Except for the occasional evisceration, I agree, the violence was cleaner.
I'd add something to this but I haven't reread many of the old topics, so...
*Writes a new note with a list of items and hands it to Corn* Here.
Oh? Do tell? *scans list* I think I have all this in the back, gimme a sec.
Corny will soon be making many dollars. (The "Forembers" think they may stop me)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 04, 2020, 08:33:47 PM
Oh? Do tell? *scans list* I think I have all this in the back, gimme a sec.
You have chopped up hippo liver? Okay. Thanks! I'll just... *Waits*
Yep. *Plops box on the counter* That everything?
Thanks! *Checks box* Yep! Actually... Do you have tissues shaped like small blue turtles?
O.o I.... Don't know. What d'you want them for?
Are blue turtles actually a thing? Should it be blue tissues shaped like small turtles?
On this forum, anything can exist. Especially if it's crazy.
Yes, but this is too sensible to be believed.
A quick search seems to indicate that blue turtles are real.
Do they look sufficiently different from normal turtles (is est, box turtles or sea turtles) enough to warrant separate description?
*Realizes I could look this up myself.* Oh
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 05, 2020, 08:32:54 PM
O.o I.... Don't know. What d'you want them for?
No reason...
...
....
*Sneezes*
thanks.
Yeah, no problem.
Walking stick, please.
:o
*walks in, followed by Whatitiri who almost breaks the door* May I please buy some five flower rescue remedy? I've run out and my littlest brother really likes it.
Me, likes that!.
*Stumbles in from the "Dying Topic" topic.* Miss... Miss Cornflower, I need *cough* I need help. Someone... stabbed me with a plastic *wheeze* icicle. *Collapses on the ground.*
O.O
Kade? you have a your fork.
Heal yourself with it.
Corn? do you have brains for sale?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 10, 2020, 07:55:22 AM
Corn? do you have brains for sale?
*Throws walking stick and five flower remedy at the appropriate people* Uhhhhhhhh what kind?
*Looks at Kade* I have supplies, not the know-how. *Attempts to staunch the bleeding anyway*
a smart one...I need a brain! ( ;D)
I have some but you gotta sign off on some paperwork and bring a surgeon who can do the transplant with ya to buy it.
I need a soul.
>_>
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 15, 2020, 06:32:31 PM
*Looks at Kade* I have supplies, not the know-how. *Attempts to staunch the bleeding anyway*
*Falls over from blood loss.*
...Ow....
*helps Kade up*
*Bleeds on Lass.*
@Cornflower MM We need medicine now! Kade is bleeding!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 02:17:41 PM
*Bleeds on Lass.*
oh crud...Welp, this is what I get for trying help somebeast, I'll know better next time.
We might, but does Cornflower?
*shrugs* Idk ask her..
*catches the five-flower remedy and picks up Kade's enchanted fork* Kade, how is this used? Tell me what to do and it could heal you.
Please... don't... *Bleeds on Lass a bit more.* Don't you remember... how much trouble I had with it *cough* in the beginning?
Um, not really. Just tell me what to do.
You... you gotta.... *Passes out from blood loss.*
Okay, nevermind. I can do this. *pokes Kade with the fork*
*Fork and paw disappear into the fluff.*
*dumps Kade in a hole and wanders away*
*this does not happen* O_O That's a lot of fluff.
*Is unresponsive, but the wound appears to be closing. Paw and fork sink a bit further into the fluff.*
*is covered in blood*
*whispers* I think it's working.
this is gross I am mad.
*Blood begins seeping from where fork and paw meet fur. It appears you're stabbing the poor Otterbadger. His other wound continues closing.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 02:03:40 AM
*Blood begins seeping from where fork and paw meet fur. It appears your stabbing the poor Otterbadger. His other wound continues closing.*
Bad Kade.
(Drat.)
*grins in malicious delight >:D*
*Wound re-opens.*
Seriously? *slathers all wounds in kawakawa ointment*
*has the bloodrath* AAAHHH! BLOOD 'N VINIGER!
Calm down, Lass.
*NEEDS! TO! KILL!!*
*gives Lass a carrot* Here. Murder this.
*said carrot is now palp*
You okay, Lass?
*Blood begins to spurt out like a fountain.*
*Has long since bled out.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 11:42:07 AM
We might, but does Cornflower?
I did not, I didn't get the notif.
Now, hooligans, outta my shop! *Revives Kade with full health and then magics everyone out of the store*
*Teleports, like, 5 feet.* Golly, I feel good as new! You're the best, Corn!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 01, 2020, 05:44:45 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 18, 2020, 11:42:07 AM
We might, but does Cornflower?
I did not, I didn't get the notif.
Now, hooligans, outta my shop! *Revives Kade with full health and then magics everyone out of the store*
Including yourself?
Yup, including me, just so I can do this: *Stomps back into shop dramatically, slamming door behind me* XD
Have we upset you? I do dearly apologize; would a taco make up for the distress that has been caused?
This is a medical shop, and you weer all in here acting like a bunch of... Barbarians! *Sniffs* However, a taco would be quite nice, thank you.
*Hands Corn a bag of tacos.* There, may they ease your suffering ^-^
Excuse me, do you happen to have any kawakawa oil and beeswax? I seem to have run out of kawakawa ointment and need to make some more.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 07:27:26 PM
*Hands Corn a bag of tacos.* There, may they ease your suffering ^-^
*Accepts bag warily* Thank you.
Yeah, gimme just a sec to go get those. *Returns a moment later, with both items* Here you are.
*Skips out of the shop, waving to Corn with a smile.* You're welcome!
*takes the supplies from Cornflower* Thanks. How much does that cost?
*stagers in* I need an anti sed- *passes out*
Goodness! *Scoops up Lass and puts her on the counter*
Corn's been dabbling in magic? O.O Seb, I'd personally recommend a bed... it's quieter that way º-)
(Well, thanks, Dann, now I'm well and truly creeped out..)
(As it turns out, you're less noisy whilst sleeping >:D)
I need painkillers, antidepressants, and Adderol.
*Calls for medic*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 03, 2020, 09:22:50 PM
Goodness! *Scoops up Lass and puts her on the counter*
. . . . Can you not put her on my counter? There's a cot
literally right there. *Points to cot*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 06, 2020, 08:11:25 AM
I need painkillers, antidepressants, and Adderol.
Look down ... Pretty sure they're in 40, that aisle over there. *Points* Except painkillers, those are in 3.
Oh. Didn't see that there. *Puts Lass on cot* Give her some air!
*Starts blowing air at Lass' face.*
*Grabs a fan*
(I'm your biggest fan ;D)
(*Points finger guns* Eyyyyyyyyyy Nice! :laugh:)
{in these ;)}
*Blows fan at Lass*
(http://www.animated-gifs.eu/category_objects/objects-fan/0012.gif)
*has been sedated*
There. Now, Corn, I'd like to order a cast to put on my toe.
Sure. *Piles casting materials on top of counter* What color do you want?
Blood red. So that it matches the rest of my foot.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 06, 2020, 11:22:06 PM
*Blows fan at Lass*
(http://www.animated-gifs.eu/category_objects/objects-fan/0012.gif)
*Talking through the fan.* I-I-I-I-I a-a-a-a-a-m y-o-o-o-u-u-r f-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-th-e-e-e-e-e-r!
*wakes up...cough, cough* Er, Cornie, could you show me were the anisedative is?
. . . Antisedative? I don't think that's a thing.
Oh...can you make it a thing?
Sorry, no. I do have smelling salts, though, over there. *Waves paw to the right* One of those aisles. Closest thing I got.
Err...
This is funny to read. :P
*brings smelling salts to the counter pays for them*
*Dashes in.* I need, uh... you got anything for, uh... you know what, nevermind! *Dashes out.*
Do you have anything for Pilgrop?
*runs after Kade* What is it you need from the Medical Shop? I can go back and get it, if you like.
*Whistles tune*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 07:24:11 PM
*Dashes in.* I need, uh... you got anything for, uh... you know what, nevermind! *Dashes out.*
*giggles*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/mv1YxAXfJqMdW/giphy.gif)
Pilgrop! You mean to tell me you've never heard of it?
. . . . No.
Neither have I! :laugh:
O.o
Do you have anything for it, though?
I haven't heard of it either.
Guys, what rock do you live under?! Yeesh!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 10:11:48 PM
Neither have I! :laugh:
You said-
If I haven't heard of it, obviously I don't know how to treat it or even what you would need.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 01:04:10 AM
Guys, what rock do you live under?! Yeesh!
*points to pebble* That one..
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 01:04:10 AM
Guys, what rock do you live under?! Yeesh!
As far as I know, the house I live in is not made of rock. Though there is a little pebble, I think, roughly above where I'm sitting.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 18, 2020, 02:17:22 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 10:11:48 PM
Neither have I! :laugh:
You said-
If I haven't heard of it, obviously I don't know how to treat it or even what you would need.
Excuses! Excuses! Never mind what I said! Of course you should know how to treat it, regardless if you don't even know what it is! Who needs knowledge anyway? Outdated notion. Gimme my remedy!
Patience, Seb.
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B-but...
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Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 18, 2020, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 18, 2020, 02:17:22 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 14, 2020, 10:11:48 PM
Neither have I! :laugh:
You said-
If I haven't heard of it, obviously I don't know how to treat it or even what you would need.
Excuses! Excuses! Never mind what I said! Of course you should know how to treat it, regardless if you don't even know what it is! Who needs knowledge anyway? Outdated notion. Gimme my remedy!
Not with that attitude! Out, OUTTA MY SHOP!
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
I was ignored. :( Oh well.
Hmmm?
B-b-but you can't just kick me out! What about my remedy?! *Waves paws in the air*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 03:59:50 PM
B-b-but you can't just kick me out! What about my remedy?! *Waves paws in the air*
*Prods Sebias out of the shop with frying pan* I can, and I have. You can come back when your attitude improves. See ya!
*Is prodded out* Ouch-ouch-ouch! Okay, fine, I'm going, see? Easy... *Walks out with nose in air*
(More like last month) :P
*Walks back into topic* How 'bout now, Corn?
Also....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Mm. I'll take some of that, too.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 06:37:12 PM
(More like last month) :P
*Walks back into topic* How 'bout now, Corn?
Still dunno what it is, or how to treat it, but if you wanna talk to me about it and the symptoms maybe we can figure something out as long as you stay civil.
Goodbye.
Navaer!
Cornie has a boooooy friend!!!!! AND IT'S *poofs around the cellars screaming the good news*
o.o
This is my shop? Not a shipping thread? Why here? Also, false.
I'm sorry, Cornflower. I would try to stop her, but her nails are really long at the moment.
XD Understandable.
It is ironic that you and Dan both have the word 'flower' in your name, though.
. . . True.
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
Technically you're not wrong, I have a friend who is a boy; however, I am not dating anyone at the present time.
*runs around yelling*....
....
I've gone cracking mad....
Correction. You are cracking mad, and have been so for quite a while.
*Stabs Ebantu with a pencil*
Where'd all this nonsense about a boyfriend start?
Discord. I mentioned being in a call with someone else (Dann) and Lass is now under the assumption that we're dating.
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 04:07:30 PM
Discord. I mentioned being in a call with someone else (Dann) and Lass is now under the assumption that we're dating.
People have been shipped for much less.
Ah.
She's trying to join the shippers, isn't she?
*walks in* *takes a look at the scene* *walks out :laugh:*
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Booklover on May 26, 2020, 04:18:17 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 04:07:30 PM
Discord. I mentioned being in a call with someone else (Dann) and Lass is now under the assumption that we're dating.
People have been shipped for much less.
True, true.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 10:29:49 PM
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 03:13:30 AM
Technically you're not wrong, I have a friend who is a boy; however, I am not dating anyone at the present time.
Lass, if you don't pipe down I'll revive the McLass thread.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 10:29:49 PM
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! THAT'S GREAT! COME, LASS, LET'S TELL THE WHOLE CELLARS!
*whimpers* ouch-ouchMY EARS!
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HEY, RUB! DID YA HEAR THE NEWS?!
*brave face*YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
numerous times, actually
I do believe this shouting is better suited for a topic that is more centered on randomness.
oh, right. OK then, can i have the alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg medicine? it's very important, because i have a condition of godftiersffopljindsyee.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 01:55:34 AM
I do believe this shouting is better suited for a topic that is more centered on randomness.
Mm. Probably right. *Pats Kade's head* You wise little chap, you.
I will end your soul.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 27, 2020, 01:38:38 AM
Lass, if you don't pipe down I'll revive the McLass thread.
Already done, and I'm just gonna ghost and post when I wish to.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 01:47:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 10:29:49 PM
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! THAT'S GREAT! COME, LASS, LET'S TELL THE WHOLE CELLARS!
YEEEESSSS!!!! WE MUST!!! WHERE SHOULD WE START?!?!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 04:50:35 AM
I will end your soul.
*Pulls out uno reverse card*
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Quote from: lass of something much on May 27, 2020, 05:17:17 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on May 27, 2020, 01:38:38 AM
Lass, if you don't pipe down I'll revive the McLass thread.
Already done, and I'm just gonna ghost and post when I wish to.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 27, 2020, 01:47:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on May 26, 2020, 10:29:49 PM
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! THAT'S GREAT! COME, LASS, LET'S TELL THE WHOLE CELLARS!
YEEEESSSS!!!! WE MUST!!! WHERE SHOULD WE START?!?!
ALRIGHT! GOOD QUESTION! HOW 'BOUT EVERYWHERE?!?!
STOP SHOUTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!II
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BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE TOLD!
'People like to be told what they already know. Remember that. They get uncomfortable when you tell them new things. New things...well, new things aren't what they expect. They like to know that, say, a dog will bite a man. That is what dogs do. They don't want to know that a man bites a dog, because the world is not supposed to happen like that. In short, what people think they want is news, but what they really crave is olds.'
A quote from a Discworld book. I was actually looking for the full 'the truth shall make ye free' series, but this works okay as well.
That's an interesting quote. Oh! Btw, while we're on the subject of new things...
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HAVE YA HEARD THE NEWS?!
*puts head in hands* *groans* Nooooo. Not again!
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WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU WANT TO HEAR THE NEWS AS WELL?! GREAT! @lass of something much YOU TELL HIM!
But like.... It's not..... True?
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOOOOY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nerp.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 27, 2020, 10:58:40 PM
But like.... It's not..... True?
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? That's wild.
I am very much a single pringle.
That line reminded me of Anne of Green Gables. :laugh:
I like pringles, but the 7-11 doesn't have them in stock anymore.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 02:48:21 AM
That line reminded me of Anne of Green Gables. :laugh:
XD I don't know why but that makes me happy, lol.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on May 28, 2020, 03:03:20 AM
I like pringles, but the 7-11 doesn't have them in stock anymore.
Awwwww.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 04:50:35 AM
I will end your soul.
Bravo, you made me giggle IRL (again). :P
XD
So... *Walks up to the counter* Do you have any bandages for ear aches?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 28, 2020, 02:46:24 AM
I am very much a single pringle.
BUT WHAT ABOUT DANNNNNN?!?!?!?!?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 03:50:16 PM
XD
So... *Walks up to the counter* Do you have any bandages for ear aches?
No, but I've got these drops if you want them! *Rummages under counter to produce a dropper bottle* If you REALLY want a bandage, I have cotton balls that could possibly work, depending on what you're thinking of.
Quote from: lass of something much on May 28, 2020, 04:32:54 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 28, 2020, 02:46:24 AM
I am very much a single pringle.
BUT WHAT ABOUT DANNNNNN?!?!?!?!?
He would be my best friend. :P
*trys to look hurt* hello? i really need alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg before i die!
Sorry, did I miss you? My apologies. I'll go look for some immediately. Er, does it have any other names?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 28, 2020, 04:50:50 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 03:50:16 PM
XD
So... *Walks up to the counter* Do you have any bandages for ear aches?
No, but I've got these drops if you want them! *Rummages under counter to produce a dropper bottle* If you REALLY want a bandage, I have cotton balls that could possibly work, depending on what you're thinking of.
Hmm. Good idea. You're the expert. *Opens wallet* How much?
Uhhhh I dunno. Do you want the cotton balls too?
Just the cotton balls. Unless... do you have any Root Beer?
. . . I might, somewhere around here. There's a drink machine that way if you wanna look. *Points*
*starts badgering corny* Helloehello? I was, gosh, like standing right here, and like like you turned away from me sorude! ;D
Anyway, yes it does have other names. The alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg disease is also known as the hhypochtgyireslkasd, kmonhgmansaojhas. Or its most commonly refered to as qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids. OK, did you get that all down?
The Qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids? Oh! I think I had that before! Dreadful stuff, that. Makes your ears turn fluffy and pink.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 28, 2020, 05:57:50 PM
. . . I might, somewhere around here. There's a drink machine that way if you wanna look. *Points*
Ah. 'kay. Thanks. *Starts searching*
what?! no Qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids doesn't make u do that, it only makes you lose 3 fingers, 1 toe, an ear, and your bellybutton. You probably had Qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoid.
Theres no "s" at the end so most people confuse it. I already lost my bellybutton. ;D
My goodness, that sounds dreadful. Perhaps Corn could help you with that? *Nudges Corn* ;)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 28, 2020, 05:59:58 PM
*starts badgering corny* Helloehello? I was, gosh, like standing right here, and like like you turned away from me sorude! ;D
Anyway, yes it does have other names. The alltamumonuricpnuesatnadfeg disease is also known as the hhypochtgyireslkasd, kmonhgmansaojhas. Or its most commonly refered to as qwertyuiopoiuytrewqasdfghjkllkjhgfdsazxcvbnmmnbvcxzkskjduoids. OK, did you get that all down?
I did not, you're right there. >_>
Uhhhhh gotcha. Right. I'll be back in a minute, I need to check the back.
*Creeps behind the counter* Any Root Beer back here?
Darn, I appear to have missed all the hubbub... Heard my name a couple of times though :P
Ah, yes. We were just talking about you. All good things, all good things. ;D
"Good" being relative, in this case.
Mm-hmm.
Lots of shouting.
Words being flung about nilly-willy.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 06:33:45 PM
*Creeps behind the counter* Any Root Beer back here?
*Hologram materializes* OI! GET OUT FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER!
*returns from the back with a bottle of... Stuff*
Excuse you, you're not allowed back there. Shooshoo.
Quote from: danflorreguba on May 28, 2020, 07:12:51 PM
Darn, I appear to have missed all the hubbub... Heard my name a couple of times though :P
Oh hai.
Quote from: danflorreguba on May 28, 2020, 07:12:51 PM
Darn, I appear to have missed all the hubbub... Heard my name a couple of times though :P
*laughs evily*
It would have been difficult for him to not hear it, with how loud some of you were shouting.
@Cornflower MM I was here not that long ago you butt, don't go acting surprised :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 29, 2020, 02:57:32 PM
It would have been difficult for him to not hear it, with how loud some of you were shouting.
WHAAAAT?!
@lass, have you posted that drawing you did of Cornflower and Dannflor?
*giggles evily*
Quote from: danflorreguba on May 29, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
@Cornflower MM I was here not that long ago you butt, don't go acting surprised :P
Gosh. Language. *Covers all the younger beasts' ears*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 29, 2020, 09:37:37 PM
@lass, have you posted that drawing you did of Cornflower and Dannflor?
Ooh!Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 29, 2020, 02:38:05 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 28, 2020, 06:33:45 PM
*Creeps behind the counter* Any Root Beer back here?
*Hologram materializes* OI! GET OUT FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER!
*returns from the back with a bottle of... Stuff*
Excuse you, you're not allowed back there. Shooshoo.
Ah, drat. Okay. *Continues looking around for Root Beer* How long have ya owned this shop, Corn? Did Dan build it?
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
About what? ;D
Quote from: danflorreguba on May 29, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
@Cornflower MM I was here not that long ago you butt, don't go acting surprised :P
....
I know : D And who said I was surprised? Was just sayin' hi. *goes to find Seb's root beer*
Thankee, Corn.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 11:46:22 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on May 29, 2020, 08:20:04 PM
@Cornflower MM I was here not that long ago you butt, don't go acting surprised :P
Gosh. Language. *Covers all the younger beasts' ears*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 29, 2020, 09:37:37 PM
@lass, have you posted that drawing you did of Cornflower and Dannflor?
Ooh!
Hmmm?
You did a drawing of Corn and Dann?! Could I see it?
I would also like to see it.
Eh, why not...
It's quite old
(https://i.ibb.co/LYNgMTk/20200321-173507-1.jpg)
I love that drawing. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 30, 2020, 04:09:41 AM
I love that drawing. ^-^
*Returns with Seb's root beer* Same, it's really well done and the style is cute.
That's a great drawing, Lass. :)
*Accepts rot beer* Thankee. How much?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 06:10:02 PM
That's a great drawing, Lass. :)
*Accepts rot beer* Thankee. How much?
thats new. i thought this was a medical shop. (
rot beer? :laugh:)
She's creating demand for the supply.
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 01, 2020, 02:04:55 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 06:10:02 PM
That's a great drawing, Lass. :)
*Accepts rot beer* Thankee. How much?
thats new. i thought this was a medical shop. (rot beer? :laugh:)
It's actually super good. *Shoves drink in Rub's face* Try some!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 01, 2020, 10:45:47 PM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 01, 2020, 02:04:55 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 30, 2020, 06:10:02 PM
That's a great drawing, Lass. :)
*Accepts rot beer* Thankee. How much?
thats new. i thought this was a medical shop. (rot beer? :laugh:)
It's actually super good. *Shoves drink in Rub's face* Try some!
*whipes face* grrrr. ROAGR!! *leaps at seb* ;D :laugh:
OI! NO VIOLENCE IN THE SHOP! *Glares*
*halts in midair* OH. right. *elbows seb* *whispers* c'mon, look sorry!
*Nods* Thanks. Apology accepted.
*unhalts* *charges at seb*
OUTSIIIIIIIIIDE!
XD
*pokes*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 01:36:17 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
*trys to halt midair, instead of halting, lands on a rack of medicines, all the medicines break*
Welp, there goes the neighborhood.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:43:38 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 01:36:17 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 03, 2020, 01:34:27 AM
*trys to halt midair, instead of halting, lands on a rack of medicines, all the medicines break*
ASFJLADBFJLADBFjlsgjwbKadfgkbsSJBGKAJDBSKNBGS
*Whacks Rubba with the magic frying pan* *Angry shrieking* *Gestures angrily at Sebias*
*pulls an egg out of pocket*
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 03, 2020, 02:37:57 AM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 03, 2020, 01:34:27 AM
*trys to halt midair, instead of halting, lands on a rack of medicines, all the medicines break*
ASFJLADBFJLADBFjlsgjwbKadfgkbsSJBGKAJDBSKNBGS
*Whacks Rubba with the magic frying pan* *Angry shrieking* *Gestures angrily at Sebias*
What did I do?! *Ducks and squeals*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 03, 2020, 02:37:57 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:43:38 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.
I mean, maybe? It wouldn't be the first time. What was I supposed to find?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 03, 2020, 03:20:43 AM
*pulls an egg out of pocket*
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying frying times?
^-^
-_-
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 03, 2020, 03:20:43 AM
*pulls an egg out of pocket*
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
🤢
*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on June 03, 2020, 03:20:43 AM
*pulls an egg out of pocket*
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
NO!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 03, 2020, 03:22:41 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 03, 2020, 02:37:57 AM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 03, 2020, 01:34:27 AM
*trys to halt midair, instead of halting, lands on a rack of medicines, all the medicines break*
ASFJLADBFJLADBFjlsgjwbKadfgkbsSJBGKAJDBSKNBGS
*Whacks Rubba with the magic frying pan* *Angry shrieking* *Gestures angrily at Sebias*
What did I do?! *Ducks and squeals*
INSTIGATING! *More angry gesturing, narrowly missing Seb's head*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 03, 2020, 06:29:22 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 03, 2020, 02:37:57 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:43:38 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.
I mean, maybe? It wouldn't be the first time. What was I supposed to find?
....
. . . I don't remember.
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 04, 2020, 01:53:51 AM
*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!
The magic frying pan reduces you to a dust pile. There is no pain. >_>
O_O
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 04, 2020, 03:12:08 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 03, 2020, 06:29:22 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 03, 2020, 02:37:57 AM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:43:38 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 01:36:17 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.
I mean, maybe? It wouldn't be the first time. What was I supposed to find?
....
. . . I don't remember.
But... but doc, you gotta help me!
Gosh. Didn't know Corn could get so... violent. :laugh:
She is merely defending the sanctity of her establishment, plebeian.
Does anybeast else here ever have competitions with their father that involve insulting each other using Captain Haddock's insults? It's fun.
I, uh... no.
You should. It doesn't have to be your father. Anybeast who has read the Tintin comics will do.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 04, 2020, 09:52:32 PM
Does anybeast else here ever have competitions with their father that involve insulting each other using Captain Haddock's insults? It's fun.
(You mean from tintin? I have competitions with myself and my brothers over that.)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 04, 2020, 01:53:51 AM
*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!
QuoteThe magic frying pan reduces you to a dust pile. There is no pain. >_>
oh. *reforms body molecules in the air, cant halt in the air right after forming, so lands on the counter, breaking sebs ro
ot beer, and materiels on the counter...*
Ewwwwwwws...
Not the rot beer! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
',:|
Page 42! Party time (even though next post in page 43, I think. Might be the post after).
Yeah! Let's move all these nicely stacked shelves and start partying!
Page 43 now. Party time is over. Besides, Corn would probably not appreciate you re-arranging her shop.
Ah. True. It's already a wreck, though.
It... is? That's not good. *Begins trying to clean the place up before Corn gets back.*
That's actually a pretty good idea... I'll sweep, you stack.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 06:11:54 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:43:38 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on May 26, 2020, 01:36:17 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.
I mean, maybe? It wouldn't be the first time. What was I supposed to find?
....
. . . I don't remember.
But... but doc, you gotta help me!
Uhhh. What's the problem, again?
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 05, 2020, 01:30:04 AM
...
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 04, 2020, 01:53:51 AM
*shrieks in pain* AAAAAAHHHH!!!! It wasnt me! It was my body- and seb!
QuoteThe magic frying pan reduces you to a dust pile. There is no pain. >_>
oh. *reforms body molecules in the air, cant halt in the air right after forming, so lands on the counter, breaking sebs root beer, and materiels on the counter...*
*Shrieks* *Grabs broom and begins smacking Rubba with it* OUTOUTOUTOUT! OOOUUUUT!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 05:21:51 PM
It... is? That's not good. *Begins trying to clean the place up before Corn gets back.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 05:22:22 PM
That's actually a pretty good idea... I'll sweep, you stack.
>_> The efforts are appreciated but I have a very particular sorting system and
you're about to mess it up.
Oh... *Drops broom*
(https://media.tenor.com/images/64c91a56fa9411e9fe1897756f5ef98a/tenor.gif)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 05, 2020, 08:37:35 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:43:38 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:50:00 PM
*Wanders back in.* Doc, you just gotta help me! I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Apologies, try looking in that aisle over there. *Waves hand to the right*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 04:15:57 PM
Sounds like something she'd do :laugh: *Begins wandering down the aisle Corn had waved at.*
*Returns.* All I found were fidget spinners and gallons of Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel.
. . . What, did you wander into an alternate dimension? I sell neither of those.
I mean, maybe? It wouldn't be the first time. What was I supposed to find?
....
. . . I don't remember.
But... but doc, you gotta help me!
Uhhh. What's the problem, again?
I've been, like, so LOW energy lately, and it's really getting me down. You got anything to put a pep in my step?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 05, 2020, 08:37:35 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 05, 2020, 05:21:51 PM
It... is? That's not good. *Begins trying to clean the place up before Corn gets back.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 05:22:22 PM
That's actually a pretty good idea... I'll sweep, you stack.
>_> The efforts are appreciated but I have a very particular sorting system and you're about to mess it up.
Uhhhhh.... *Looks back at the rows and shelves he's already put stuff back on to.*
*Walks back in* Actually, I'll have some of whatever you give Kade, if that's all right.
The comma before 'Kade' is unnecessary, sorry to be pedantic.
Lol.
^-^
Want some root beer, Eb?
...no thanks, I'm good.
Okay then. *Slurps drink*
Is this gonna be the next Cellars drink?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 11:57:15 PM
Okay then. *Slurps drink*
*annoyance...throws a fork at Seb*
*Clears throat at Lass meaningfully*
*grins unashamed at Cornie* He was slurping, it needed to happen. ;D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 05, 2020, 08:42:37 PM
*Walks back in* Actually, I'll have some of whatever you give Kade, if that's all right.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 05, 2020, 11:08:04 PM
The comma before 'Kade' is unnecessary, sorry to be pedantic.
Is it? There are a lot of comma rules, but I've learned that they all basically want the comma to do a specific thing. In general, commas indicate a slight pause or lift in the sentence that you would naturally hear if it was spoken out loud. So, without the comma there, it feels like the last two parts of the sentence just run together, when in actuality there would a natural lift in the spoken sentence dialogue.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 12:43:08 AM
*grins unashamed at Cornie* He was slurping, it needed to happen. ;D
>_> You weren't even here before that.
*Glares at Lass* Yeah! If I didn't know better, I'd say you were looking for an excuse to throw a fork at me. >.>
OW! OW! *runs around the store, banging into stacks of medicine*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 07, 2020, 08:25:54 PM
*Glares at Lass* Yeah! If I didn't know better, I'd say you were looking for an excuse to throw a fork at me. >.>
Might I join in the fork throwing as well?
Please don't, somehow this is all going to come down on MY head.
Not unless you annoy me, no.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 07, 2020, 08:08:32 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 07, 2020, 12:43:08 AM
*grins unashamed at Cornie* He was slurping, it needed to happen. ;D
>_> You weren't even here before that.
Actually, I was. I was running around screaming
CORNIE HAS A BOOOOOOOOY FRIEEEEEEEND!!!!!
We're doing this again? -_-
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 08, 2020, 05:27:37 PM
Please don't, somehow this is all going to come down on MY head.
*Flops on floor* Daaaaaaannnnnnnnnn they're destroying my shoooooppp.
I fixed your shop, thank you.
*Points to Lass and Rubba*
Ok, yeah, well maybe they might have >_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 07:40:03 PM
I fixed your shop, thank you.
And I
tried to help fix your shop.
*shouts while running around the shop, breaking more stuff* yeah, and me and seb tried to and succeded in wrecking your shop. :laugh:
I am not involved in this, Corn.
Neither.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 07:23:04 PM
We're doing this again? -_-
*giggles*
Line face.
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 09, 2020, 01:38:02 AM
*shouts while running around the shop, breaking more stuff* yeah, and me and seb tried to and succeded in wrecking your shop. :laugh:
*Hides in barrel* Don't listen to him!
*breaks a glass jar that says "do not break, contains demonic spirit that is likely to destroy the world"* woopsies...
. . . That wasn't mine. *Slams button that unleashes a wave of magic that shoves everyone out the door and repairs the damage* *Locks the door and scowls* Hooligans, the lot of 'em.
*Is still in the shop.* Soooooo... about that thing I was needing....
Wow, you are persistent! :laugh:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 08, 2020, 07:45:14 PM
*Points to Lass and Rubba*
Other then yelling, what did I do? o.O
is anyone noticing the demonic spirit?
Her name is Corn.
;D
It has been confirmed. Kade has zero survival instincts. :P
I thought Kade already pointed it out...
I did ^-^
Though, I more meant it as "The demonic spirit has a name, you know". I simply can't stand folks that are rude.
Oh really. ::)
Mmhmm.
Because I'm such a nice fellow.
Mm.
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 16, 2020, 07:44:09 PM
I thought Kade already pointed it out...
EXCUUUUUUUUUSE YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *Whacks with frying pan*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 16, 2020, 09:02:06 PM
I did ^-^
Though, I more meant it as "The demonic spirit has a name, you know". I simply can't stand folks that are rude.
*throws a fork at Kade*
Hey Corn, do you have anything for the very grave ailment of "being sick of all this rain"? Danke :r
Quote from: lass of something much on June 18, 2020, 05:27:41 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 16, 2020, 09:02:06 PM
I did ^-^
Though, I more meant it as "The demonic spirit has a name, you know". I simply can't stand folks that are rude.
*throws a fork at Kade*
See?
Rude.
*Ducks pan * Selfish Cworn, trying to create more customers with her frying pan :P ;D
That.... is actually a very clever way of getting more business.
...clever?
And devious, but yes, clever.
I am highly unconvinced.
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Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:43:20 AM
Hey Corn, do you have anything for the very grave ailment of "being sick of all this rain"? Danke :r
Yep, I have bottled sunshine behind the counter. Want one bottle or two?
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 18, 2020, 06:28:44 PM
*Ducks pan * Selfish Cworn, trying to create more customers with her frying pan :P ;D
*Splutters* You're such a butt. >_> *Pokes*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:53:51 PM
*Splutters* You're such a butt. >_> *Pokes*
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Hah.
Do you have any llama potions?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ScornfulExhaustedGuineapig-size_restricted.gif)
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No.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 18, 2020, 06:28:44 PM
*Ducks pan * Selfish Cworn, trying to create more customers with her frying pan :P ;D
*Splutters* You're such a butt. >_> *Pokes*
You sure you wanna start this here? *Tickles*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 18, 2020, 05:43:20 AM
Hey Corn, do you have anything for the very grave ailment of "being sick of all this rain"? Danke :r
Yep, I have bottled sunshine behind the counter. Want one bottle or two?
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 18, 2020, 06:28:44 PM
*Ducks pan * Selfish Cworn, trying to create more customers with her frying pan :P ;D
*Splutters* You're such a butt. >_> *Pokes*
Want three, please :P
Also, I still haven't gotten what I ordered. I'm starting to think this shop owner doesn't like me!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 18, 2020, 10:11:45 PM
Do you have any llama potions?
Sorry, I do not.
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 19, 2020, 02:42:42 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 18, 2020, 09:53:51 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 18, 2020, 06:28:44 PM
*Ducks pan * Selfish Cworn, trying to create more customers with her frying pan :P ;D
*Splutters* You're such a butt. >_> *Pokes*
You sure you wanna start this here? *Tickles*
NOPE AND NOPE.
*runs behind the counter and grabs Waffles' sunshine* Here ya go!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 06:02:42 AM
Also, I still haven't gotten what I ordered. I'm starting to think this shop owner doesn't like me!
YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 19, 2020, 11:38:55 AM
@Cornflower MM. Please.
?
Something to put a pep in my step, ye flying mongoose!
Hrrmph. I recommend coffee. I do have something in one of the aisles on the left but since you got utterly lost last time I'll go check for you.
Oh, uh... ok!
Same.
Well, of course.
Could I have another vial of Botulinum Toxin?
Quote
*runs behind the counter and grabs Waffles' sunshine* Here ya go!
Thank you!
I went to the Cellars and I think I got a nasty itch or something. Do you have anything for that?
*Returns with a few different bottles with liquid sloshing in them for Kade* Here you go, look through these and see if there's any flavors you want. I grabbed grape, peach, raspberry, coffee, and ginger.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 20, 2020, 02:42:18 PM
Could I have another vial of Botulinum Toxin?
Did you get that from me? Because I don't think I have any.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 03:38:35 PM
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*runs behind the counter and grabs Waffles' sunshine* Here ya go!
Thank you!
I went to the Cellars and I think I got a nasty itch or something. Do you have anything for that?
Yeah, there's some creams and stuff over there.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 21, 2020, 03:28:16 AM
*Returns with a few different bottles with liquid sloshing in them for Kade* Here you go, look through these and see if there's any flavors you want. I grabbed grape, peach, raspberry, coffee, and ginger.
Uh, grape, peach, raspberry, coffee, and ginger flavored... coffee?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 21, 2020, 03:28:16 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 20, 2020, 03:38:35 PM
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*runs behind the counter and grabs Waffles' sunshine* Here ya go!
Thank you!
I went to the Cellars and I think I got a nasty itch or something. Do you have anything for that?
Yeah, there's some creams and stuff over there.
You'll probably want something with hydrocortisone or menthol as the active ingredient.
Those...are a lot of weird sounding coffees.
No, they're not coffee. They're energy drink ... Booster thingies. The chocolate ones were good but I drank all of those. I wouldn't try to give you coffee flavored coffee.
B- but...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 04:40:08 PM
Hrrmph. I recommend coffee. I do have something in one of the aisles on the left but since you got utterly lost last time I'll go check for you.
<_<
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 19, 2020, 04:40:08 PM
Hrrmph. I recommend coffee. I do have something in one of the aisles on the left but since you got utterly lost last time I'll go check for you.
;)
Your sentence structure made me think the "something" was some form of coffee! You're an un-truther!
*giggles*
*Staggers in, one leg bleeding* *Clutches stomach with one hand, holds a large basketball in the other*
Do you have anything that would cure my basketball? He has the flu, poor dear.
Er, no, I had another supplier, but he, uh, *Looks nervously to the side* stopped.
So do you have any for me?
?
Don't look so confused, hun; i's very unbecoming o' your nature!
*Fearfully reaches for enchanted fork.*
Oh I see you're all dolled up fo' the banquet!
*Begins wildly firing magic missiles in Verdauga's general direction.*
Oh, honey, lightin' up the place like the fourth o' Ju-ly!
(I'm reading all of this in a soft southern lady's voice. Hence the wording.)
(I could tell ;D)
*Keeps firing, but also keeps missing.*
( :laugh:)
My, my, what a dazzlin' light show. I'm sure the owna' must be very proud of yo-ur work!
*Stops.* The- the owner? *Looks around at the shambles of what used to be a medical shop.*
Oh dear.
*Bursts out laughing.*
Oh, hunny, you're blushing!
No no, this isn't blushing. This is fear.
*Eyes widen.*
*Voice normalizes.*
What have we done?
*Points at Verdauga.*
@Corn, he did it!
*Points at Kade.* He did it!
You two are such children. :laugh:
*Points at self* I DID IT!...... What'd I do?
I don't know. Breathed, maybe?
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 22, 2020, 05:11:45 AM
*Points at self* I DID IT!...... What'd I do?
You destroyed Corn's shop! How dare you!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 02:03:11 PM
*Points at Verdauga.* @Corn, he did it!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 02:03:51 PM
*Points at Kade.* He did it!
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 22, 2020, 05:11:45 AM
*Points at self* I DID IT!...... What'd I do?
*Wails* MY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. MY POOR, POOR SHOP. I DON'T CARE WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT, JUST FIX IT.
......... Actually no, just don't touch anything else. *Confiscates Kade's magic fork*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 21, 2020, 01:43:48 PM
(I'm reading all of this in a soft southern lady's voice. Hence the wording.)
The irony of this post, considering it's my shop, is amazing.
*Touches the floor* :-X
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 22, 2020, 09:44:22 PM
......... Actually no, just don't touch anything else. *Confiscates Kade's magic fork*
*mutters*
Enchanted fork....
*steals the confiscated fork while Cornflower isn't looking* *slips it back into Kade's paw*
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*'cept with a fork*
I need a medic in the infants thread!!
Uh... I think you might be better trying the hospital.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 23, 2020, 04:48:43 AM
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*'cept with a fork*
What have I done...
*Cries*
Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?
*bursts back into thread*
*looks around. sighs*
*makes Cornie a hot coco*
*takes Kade's fork and hands it to Corn*
*poofs the shop back into perfect order*
Now, who needed a medic?
That would be your beloved in the infant thread.
*Poofs Lass upside-down via picking her up by the leg and throws her to the infant thread.*
*Retrieves enchanted fork.*
*Drinks hot cocoa.*
*Pats Corn with the enchanted fork.*
There, there.
*comes in with a bunch of flowers and some spray on deodorant that so smells like flowers*
Right, somebeast's been causing trouble and I'm here to sort it out. Peacefully, since Corn doesn't really approve of violence unless she does it. Next beast to break something gets flowered.
Also, can I have some kawakawa ointment please, Corn? I can't find mine and I grazed my knee on the way here.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2020, 12:55:46 PM
That would be your beloved in the infant thread.
*Poofs Lass upside-down via picking her up by the leg and throws her to the infant thread.*
*Retrieves enchanted fork.*
*Drinks hot cocoa.*
*Pats Corn with the enchanted fork.*
There, there.
You do not have proofing powers, and thus this whole post is invalid.
(That was a joke. I said I poofed you upside down via picking you up by your leg. That means I didn't poof you -_-)
(You know it's a bad joke when somebeast takes it seriously.)
(Just because you didn't get it doesn't mean it's a bad joke, it just means that you didn't get it ^-^)
*Gently opens door and struts in*
You beasts need to behave yourselves.
I'm currently comforting Corn (via my fork), thank you.
I'd say I'm behaving perfectly.
Good.
*Sniiiiiiiiiffs*
{Corn, I fixed your shop :)}
*offers Corn a cup of tea*
*hugs Cornie*
*also hugs Cornie*
*Continues patting Corn with the fork.*
There, there.
*Squishes Corn*
*Pats the goo puddle that used to be Corn with the fork.*
There, there.
*Squishedly blinks*
?
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 25, 2020, 03:45:23 AM
*Squishes Corn*
*drowns Dann in spray on deodorant and flowers* Bad fish! Bad! Bad! Bad!
Heh
*sneezes* ..... How is he a fish? Did I miss something?
Oh, feeling better now?
*mends Corn*
*also mends Cornflower*
Yayyyyy! No more squished!
*hugs*
I'm sorry if I set things up wrong...
Soooo... about those energy drinks, or whatever they were >_>
*Hands Kade some 37 hour-energy.*
That sounds dire.
Indeed.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 26, 2020, 06:56:49 AM
*hugs*
I'm sorry if I set things up wrong...
*Pats* I'm sure it'll be fine, thank you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 26, 2020, 02:04:59 PM
Soooo... about those energy drinks, or whatever they were >_>
You ruined my shop. No.
I believe Dann was the one who admitted to doing that.
He may have admitted to it, but you still did it. >_> I SAW it. With my own eyes.
No no no, you were... somewhere else at the time. It was definitely Dann.
And if you can't trust that, surely you can trust this smile! *Smiles winningly.*
*Blinks, unfazed* Nope.
*flinches suddenly, then looks confused* Huh, that hasn't happened in ages.
Hmmm?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 26, 2020, 06:57:32 PM
*Blinks, unfazed* Nope.
But it's so trustworthy though! I'm offended.
*looks away*
I am confused but it's fine.
She get's frightened when I smile winningly, not sure why though.
Anywho, ok, so maybe I might've moved a few things around earlier. Can ya forgive me? I really need that energy stuffs.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 04:52:54 AM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 25, 2020, 03:45:23 AM
*Squishes Corn*
*drowns Dann in spray on deodorant and flowers* Bad fish! Bad! Bad! Bad!
It's okay, I squish Corn all the time.
True. :P
You squish Corn all the time, I bury you in flowers and deodorant all the time.
I still wanna know why you called him a fish.
Uh... no reason. It is an Eb's family thing that I picked up. I refer to most beasts as fishes from time to time.
Ahhhhhh I see. How fun.
It is. One of the only phrases I can remember from doing Latin is 'You are a stinky fish head'.
*Squishes Corn again*
*calls Dann a stinky fish head in latin and buries him in flowers and deodorant*
My, how skillful.
Thanks.
Also, GO TO BED!
>_>
Me or Kade?
Both. BOTH!
You first, ya little punk!
I refuse. I'm doing fanfiction planning with Dotti.
Heh.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2020, 05:01:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 27, 2020, 05:00:26 AM
You first, ya little punk!
... Fair call. Good day.
Good night. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 27, 2020, 05:01:22 AM
I refuse. I'm doing fanfiction planning with Dotti.
That was more aimed at Teer. I would never call you a punk, dear.
Thanks.
*stabs Dann with a pencil and unsquishes Corn*
*comes back, stretching and yawning* That was a good sleep. Now, about that kawakawa ointment.
And my energy drink.
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 27, 2020, 03:58:43 AM
*Squishes Corn again*
*Squishes back*
*Grabs the kawakawa ointment and hands it to Teer, pointedly ignoring Kade*
Yeah! You go Cornie! Stand up for your self!
Nobeast else understands our squishing ways *Squishes Corn*
*pokes Dann in the ribs*
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 27, 2020, 09:18:01 PM
Nobeast else understands our squishing ways *Squishes Corn*
*Squishily squishes*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 27, 2020, 10:13:13 PM
*pokes Dann in the ribs*
Hey, that's my thing!
Sorry, m' Lady.. I will do some art for you as a sorry gift
*Starts looking for something to knock over since he's being ignored.*
. . . Yourself?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 12:38:27 AM
*Starts looking for something to knock over since he's being ignored.*
*stabs Kade with a sleep pencil*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 27, 2020, 05:25:59 PM
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 27, 2020, 03:58:43 AM
*Squishes Corn again*
*Squishes back*
*Grabs the kawakawa ointment and hands it to Teer, pointedly ignoring Kade*
Thanks. *puts a gold coin on the counter and drowns Dann again*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 12:38:27 AM
*Starts looking for something to knock over since he's being ignored.*
*surreptitiously moves out of reach*
O.O
Quote from: lass of something much on June 27, 2020, 10:19:41 PM
Sorry, m' Lady.. I will do some art for you as a sorry gift
Oh, that's okay. Thank you though!
Good idea.
I have them occasionally.
*Walks over to some shelves.* These are nice shelves.
Mmhmm... *watches warily*
*Puts a paw on the shelves.* They look like it'd be really easy to accidentally knock them over though. Isn't that a bit of a problem?
I will murder. NO TOUCHY.
<_<
>_>
....
*Accidentally knocks shelves over.*
It was an accident, I swear.
*drowns Kade in girl deodorant*
I... smell... fabulous.
Apparently you're more mad than I thought you were. Ah well. Corn will deal with you.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 28, 2020, 02:22:08 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 27, 2020, 10:19:41 PM
Sorry, m' Lady.. I will do some art for you as a sorry gift
Oh, that's okay. Thank you though!
It has been done your Cornie-ness
Pssst, hey Corn, do you think they've realized that I'm a specter yet? *squished again for good measure*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 05:30:45 AM
<_<
>_>
....
*Accidentally knocks shelves over.*
It was an accident, I swear.
*Loud incoherent screeching* *Whacks Kade with the magical frying pan multiple times*
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 28, 2020, 04:45:28 PM
Pssst, hey Corn, do you think they've realized that I'm a specter yet? *squished again for good measure*
*Squishes once more* I don't think so, no.
*Looks around*
Apparently these cats cure cancer if ingested. *Picks up a cat*
o.0
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 29, 2020, 07:14:37 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 05:30:45 AM
<_<
>_>
....
*Accidentally knocks shelves over.*
It was an accident, I swear.
*Loud incoherent screeching* *Whacks Kade with the magical frying pan multiple times*
*Admires the face print he left in the frying pan from the spot on the ground where he collapsed.*
It's the magical frying pan, Kade. It turns you to dust with one touch.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 29, 2020, 03:22:57 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: Cornflower MM on June 29, 2020, 07:14:37 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2020, 05:30:45 AM
<_<
>_>
....
*Accidentally knocks shelves over.*
It was an accident, I swear.
*Loud incoherent screeching* *Whacks Kade with the magical frying pan multiple times*
*Admires the face print he left in the frying pan from the spot on the ground where he collapsed into a pile of dust.*
*Sweeps up pile of dust*
*Dumps dust into jar*
*Labels jar: "Cure for chicken pox"*
*Jar breaks.*
Now look what you've done.
*Dumps jar and dust into the trash* Hrrmph.
*Dust flies everywhere.*
Oh ew. Ah, well.
*Dust continues flying about.* Mwahahahaha!
*Stomps on dust* Oops.
*Dust swirls about Seb and makes him sneeze.*
The dust from the magical frying pan is not sentient. o.o
*Sticks tongue out at non-sentient dust* Nyeh!
*Dust flies at Corn and gets in her ears.* This is for trying to destroy me!
o.-
*Turns ventilation in the building to MAX* Hey Corn, how's the circulation inside? You got good airflow?
Oi!
*Takes residence inside Corns ears to hide from the ventilation.*
*Begins beating Corn's head with frying pan, trying to get the dust out* I'll save ya, Corn!
Whooooaaa, chill Seb, he's been localized to one point. *Turns on vacuum and places nozzle against Corn's ear, placing a hand against her head to keep her fur from getting yoinked*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 29, 2020, 10:02:46 PM
*Begins beating Corn's head with frying pan, trying to get the dust out* I'll save ya, Corn!
*stabs Seb through the chest*
Uh... *backs out of shop slowly*
*Follows Teer.* That's a wise proposition.
Quote from: danflorreguba on June 30, 2020, 12:25:30 AM
Whooooaaa, chill Seb, he's been localized to one point. *Turns on vacuum and places nozzle against Corn's ear, placing a hand against her head to keep her fur from getting yoinked*
Noooooo! *Wraps around Corn's brain, holding on for dear life.*
*Struggles back onto footpaws, pulling the knife out of my chest*
Any... Any luck, Dan?
*Heals Seb.*
Hey, thankee, kind sir. :laugh:
...o.0
(Vat?)
*Alarmed flailing*
*Is getting used to holding on for dear life.*
Eh, I guess this isn't so bad.
GET OUTTA MY HEEEAAAADDDDD!
Ehhhhhhh, do I gotta?
Yes, you do.
Nyeh!
Yeah!
*Teleports Kade into a sealed urn.*
*lol nope*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 02, 2020, 12:59:13 AM
Yeah!
Ugh,
fine. *Vacates Corn's cranium and whooshes away.*
Good.
*Flies up Teer's nose.*
*Grabs spade* Quick, dig it out!
*Teleports Kade out.*
If you're gonna be sentient dust....
Nyeh! *Poofs away.*
*breathes fire out my nose*
*Walks back into the shop, non-dustified.* So, about that energy drink....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:20:11 AM
Nyeh! *Poofs away.*
That is my thing! You do not have poofing powers! H-
*kidnaps the Lass from this thread in a large bag that is power proof, and was soaked in sleep draft. Heads for the door* If anybeast flows me, Lass goes to dark forest.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:22:40 AM
*Walks back into the shop, non-dustified.* So, about that energy drink....
Just go to the supermarket, Kade.
But I'm already here. And besides, I'm sure the stuff in this establishment is of much higher quality.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 02, 2020, 05:51:16 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:20:11 AM
Nyeh! *Poofs away.*
That is my thing! You do not have poofing powers! H-
*kidnaps the Lass from this thread in a large bag that is power proof, and was soaked in sleep draft. Heads for the door* If anybeast flows me, Lass goes to dark forest.
*Slices the bag out of Lass/Kass' grip.*
Mm, smart thinking.
*Locks Kass in a cage* Behave, now.
*bends the cage out of the way* Leave my captive, cat.Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2020, 01:54:19 PM
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:20:11 AM
Nyeh! *Poofs away.*
That is my thing! You do not have poofing powers! H-
*kidnaps the Lass from this thread in a large bag that is power proof, and was soaked in sleep draft. Heads for the door* If anybeast flows me, Lass goes to dark forest.
*Slices the bag out of Lass/Kass' grip.*
{Just to clear something up, Kass and I are two different people, and Kass is more powerful}
*Scowls at Kass* Leave Lass alone and behave yourself.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:04:45 PM
But I'm already here. And besides, I'm sure the stuff in this establishment is of much higher quality.
It is, but no.
My work here is not yet done. *slings the bag over shoulder and leaves topic* I will be back. *shuts the topic door*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 03, 2020, 07:00:27 PM
*Scowls at Kass* Leave Lass alone and behave yourself.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 01:04:45 PM
But I'm already here. And besides, I'm sure the stuff in this establishment is of much higher quality.
It is, but no.
I'm offended.
Climb up on Teer's trampoline! That's the best place to be offended.
*Has sliced the bag out of Kass' grip.*
{Too late ;)}
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 04, 2020, 02:26:50 AM
Climb up on Teer's trampoline! That's the best place to be offended.
Ooo, good idea!
*Climbs up on Teer's trampoline to be offended at Corn.*
Quote from: lass of something much on July 04, 2020, 02:29:17 AM
{Too late ;)}
{I mean, I did do that pretty much as soon as the bag was introduced, so...}
{It was over my shoulder, so not really in my grip...And we're gone now, so too late}
(He did cut the bag while you were still here, though >_>)
{Woops.. :-[ I thought he meant he knocked it out... }
(Ah, yeah, I can see how his phrasing could make you think that :laugh:)
{Gaah, I'm a dumb-dumb :(}
{No, only mistaken in this case.}
{Anywho, they're gone no-}
*reenters thread, and is covered in blood for some reason...goes up to counter* Miss Cornflower, where might I find a very potent sleep draft?
O.o
Laaaaass! *Runs out of topic*
You will not find her. She is in a place only I can access.
Yeah, well, we have the power of true love on our side. Death cannot stop true love.
@Scott McLamok
mmm
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 04, 2020, 06:39:03 PM
Yeah, well, we have the power of true love on our side. Death cannot stop true love. @Scott McLamok
*splutters with laughter* What gave you that idea?! HAH! You're worse then I thought! Next thing I know it you'll be spirting on about 'friendship is magic' and all that rot!
Friendship is Magic, though!
HAHAHAHAHAH- no.
But it is...
Ahem, Miss @Cornflower MM, where might I find a very potent sleep draft?
I do have one, but I'd prefer it to be used for, y'know, good purposes.
Lass needs to sleep.
Oh, okay! How many do you want? I have ten!
Hmm, how much are they?
*Has fallen asleep standing.*
Oh, also I need something for an achy back and neck...
How would you prefer application for the neck/back stuff? I have oils, creams, ointments, other assorted things...
Hmm...I think a cream would do the job
*Snores.*
*Continues snoring, oblivious to the world around him.*
*Wakes up and goes over to the counter.* Helloooooo. I think I ate something recently that's really messing with my stomach. Do you happen to have pepto bismol for sale?
Methinks that some of ye customers should begin giving some serious considerations to the decisions you're making throughout the day... So many obscure ailments and injuries.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 10:09:30 PM
*Wakes up and goes over to the counter.* Helloooooo. I think I ate something recently that's really messing with my stomach. Do you happen to have pepto bismol for sale?
Well that's no good. Look over there, near the first aid stuff.
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on August 03, 2020, 11:48:31 PM
Methinks that some of ye customers should begin giving some serious considerations to the decisions you're making throughout the day... So many obscure ailments and injuries.
. . . You're not wrong.
Ahem, Miss Cornflower I am in need of the sleeppowder and ointment, lass has been waiting for over a month...And she probably hasn't slept the whole time...
*whole time.
Ah, thank you, my brain got stuck between "quite a while" and "the whole time"
Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2020, 02:08:32 AM
Ahem, Miss Cornflower I am in need of the sleeppowder and ointment, lass has been waiting for over a month...And she probably hasn't slept the whole time...
I already gave it to you, though, didn't I?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on August 03, 2020, 11:48:31 PM
Methinks that some of ye customers should begin giving some serious considerations to the decisions you're making throughout the day... So many obscure ailments and injuries.
Nah.
*Arm falls off*
...You didn't see anything.
*Snickers and leans on Seb's shoulder.*
Do you need a hand there?
I prefer Twix, personally. Or Whatchamacallits.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 04, 2020, 01:41:23 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 03, 2020, 10:09:30 PM
*Wakes up and goes over to the counter.* Helloooooo. I think I ate something recently that's really messing with my stomach. Do you happen to have pepto bismol for sale?
Well that's no good. Look over there, near the first aid stuff.
*Goes over near the first aid stuff.* So... like bandages and stuff? Do I... do I eat them?
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 07:48:19 PM
*Snickers and leans on Seb's shoulder.*
Do you need a hand there?
( :laugh:)
*Slow clap... with my one paw*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 05, 2020, 05:41:33 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2020, 02:08:32 AM
Ahem, Miss Cornflower I am in need of the sleeppowder and ointment, lass has been waiting for over a month...And she probably hasn't slept the whole time...
I already gave it to you, though, didn't I?
You asked me about it, but that's it...
*Walks up to the counter* And when she's done, could you do something for my arm? I think it might be making a mess...
*Bandages Seb's arm.*
@Cornflower MM Permission to smack Kass?
But why? I have done nothing to you...
Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 12:23:40 AM
But why? I have done nothing to you...
You have hurt our friend Lass. 'Nuff said.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 12:06:47 AM
*Bandages Seb's arm.*
Oh. Thank you, kind sir.
No u.
Cri
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 12:29:29 AM
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Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 12:23:40 AM
But why? I have done nothing to you...
You have hurt our friend Lass. 'Nuff said.
Well actually, she's hurting herself.
She is, but that is because of your earlier actions. :-\
I think you mean *checks a bit of paper* Scott Mclam-ok's actions.
Never heard of him.
(Lol)
Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 12:45:57 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 12:29:29 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 12:28:04 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on August 06, 2020, 12:24:40 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 12:23:40 AM
But why? I have done nothing to you...
You have hurt our friend Lass. 'Nuff said.
Well actually, she's hurting herself.
She is, but that is because of your earlier actions. :-\
I think you mean *checks a bit of paper* Scott Mclam-ok's actions.
Look, people should be able to make their own choices. You can't take that freedom away from them. That's wrong.
Since when did this have anything to do with- look, I'm just trying to buy medical supplies!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 05, 2020, 09:23:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 05, 2020, 05:41:33 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2020, 02:08:32 AM
Ahem, Miss Cornflower I am in need of the sleeppowder and ointment, lass has been waiting for over a month...And she probably hasn't slept the whole time...
I already gave it to you, though, didn't I?
You asked me about it, but that's it...
Oh my bad. *Shoves the stuff across the counter* I'll add it to your account.
*Shrugs and begins eating the first aid bandages.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 06, 2020, 01:30:55 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 05, 2020, 09:23:12 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 05, 2020, 05:41:33 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 04, 2020, 02:08:32 AM
Ahem, Miss Cornflower I am in need of the sleeppowder and ointment, lass has been waiting for over a month...And she probably hasn't slept the whole time...
I already gave it to you, though, didn't I?
You asked me about it, but that's it...
Oh my bad. *Shoves the stuff across the counter* I'll add it to your account.
Many thanks, my Lady
So, Ms. Corn, about my arm...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 06, 2020, 02:21:30 PM
*Shrugs and begins eating the first aid bandages.*
...*taps Kade on the shoulder* Those...may not be the best things to eat.
Well, I thought that too, but Corn sent me over here for a stomach ache, so I guess I'm just supposed to eat these to make me feel better.
That makes sense to me.
...you guys are hopeless.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 06, 2020, 12:46:27 AM
Never heard of him.
*Looks at Scott's name badge* I see...Very well then....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 07, 2020, 04:00:16 PM
Well, I thought that too, but Corn sent me over here for a stomach ache, so I guess I'm just supposed to eat these to make me feel better.
*gestures to the very next item on the shelf, which happens to be peppermint tea* I think she was talking about that.
Those are more bandages. There wouldn't be peppermint tea with the first aid, silly goose.
*Hands Kade a Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm nutritional bar.*
This will help? The name worries me, somewhat >_>
Ohoho, it works. I fed it to a dead frog and it turned into Cthulu.
Y'know, I see your point...
Still, I have one for breakfast every day.
Awesome! *Chows down on the Rootin' Tootin' Super Newtontm nutritional bar.*
So, what effects should I expect, do you think?
Well, you should start to hear that digital clock over there ticking, and things like that, but it should fill you up.
I can taste the color of words.
My favorite is oven. Delicious.
... Peppermint tea is better.
Y'all are literally hopeless. Kade, I said the pepto bismol is NEXT TO the first aid. Verdauga, please don't hand those out in my shop. They scare me. Also, what about your arm, Seb?
Zombie here, recently resurrected from the dead - got anything for me? Ideally to prevent me from dying again :L
PEPPERMINT TEA.
but what if I prefer spearmint tea :(
It might help, but it won't do the trick quite as nicely. Peppermint is always best.
Firedrake!!! Welcome back, dude!!!
Oh my goodness Firedrake! Hi!! It's great to see you!
(Also you can try.... Caffeine? Not real sure.)
Quote from: BadgerLordFiredrake on August 12, 2020, 04:22:35 AM
Zombie here, recently resurrected from the dead - got anything for me? Ideally to prevent me from dying again :L
*Glances at my pouch of Rootin' Tootin' Super Newton
tm nutritional bars.*
Verdauga, dearest, it's nice that you want to help beasts but peppermint tea would be more effective.
How about frozen peppermint tea? Or boiled down to make a syrup to mix with ice water? Or perhaps turned into a candy!
Cangee?
???
(Candy?)
Use it as a base or flavoring for candy!
/me sniffs around for the candy
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 12, 2020, 10:02:29 PM
How about frozen peppermint tea? Or boiled down to make a syrup to mix with ice water? Or perhaps turned into a candy!
These items already exist.
I thought so!
/me after finding no candy she started putting things back on the shelves they came from
What a wonderful chook. *Passes out.*
O.O
/me runs off to get
@Lady Cornflower
*pokes Kade on the nose*
*Is unresponsive. The nose squishes pleasantly.*
(Pleasantly?)
*retreats to watch from a safe distance*
O.O
*Dumps a bucket of cold water over Kade*
*Gasps and coughs up first aid bandages.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on August 14, 2020, 08:54:51 PM
(Pleasantly?)
*retreats to watch from a safe distance*
(Yeah, like, ever touched a puppy's paw pads? Or a cat's? (minus the claws) They squish, and it makes you happy 'cause they squish. It's pleasant.)
(Luna is a little squish. That's what Dotti called her, so that's what she is. ^-^)
(RIP, Dotti. At least she died happily)
(Note to self: never visit New Zealand. Leaving seems perilous to one's health. :laugh:)
(No, no, no! It's not like that! She wasn't- She didn't- Gah!)
(:laugh: :giggle:)
(It would be a nice place to visit, in all seriousness.)
(It really is beautiful)
(Let me replace that k in would, and I'll agree with you.)
*Stands up, soaked.* Corn, you sell towels here by any chance?
I'll take that as a nah. *Wanders out of the shop dejectedly, first aid bandage trailing from out the corner of his mouth.*
I seem to have sustained severe damage to my arms while attempting to make myself a cyborg. Would you happen to know where the painkillers are?
...
/me runs down and gets One-eye some painkiller
Thank you.
*Takes painkillers*
/me is quite traumatized
*Hides IL's eyes and heals One-eye.*
..../me goes to clean up Kade's mess
Sorry Kade, didn't see. *Tosses towels at Kade as he's leaving* Thank you, Lass.
No p'obim!
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 22, 2020, 01:58:23 AM
Sorry Kade, didn't see. *Tosses towels at Kade as he's leaving* Thank you, Lass.
*Towel wraps around his head as he's exiting, causing him to brain himself on the door frame due to lack of visibility.*
Where's the arnica? He'll need that next.
That he will. *Rummages under counter for the bottle*
/me cleans the shop happily
*Looks down the aisles of the perfectly organized shop, and sets ooooonnnneee object out of place.*
*Sits down in place.*
Oooooooowwwwww
Quote from: Verdauga on September 23, 2020, 11:11:48 AM
*Looks down the aisles of the perfectly organized shop, and sets ooooonnnneee object out of place.*
/me screams at Verdie
Quote from: Verdauga on September 23, 2020, 11:11:48 AM
*Looks down the aisles of the perfectly organized shop, and sets ooooonnnneee object out of place.*
*Smacks Verd in the back of the head* Oy!
S'ott! /me runs up to Scott
*Picks Lass up and looks straight into her eyes* Yes?
/me is slightly confused by Scott's tone, but continues anyway
Look at de drawin' I did!
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/277109289250848769/759109508294246440/Random_doodles_page2_2.jpg)
(for lack of something to say)
Ooh! nice! You can draw better than me?
/me shakes her head and giggles
No, S'ott, you da bes'est!
*Normal Jarky tumbles through the ceiling, knocking a large hole in it and scattering plaster all over the floor as well as upturning some shelves* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
/me poofs the shop back to normal, other than Jarky being on the floor
Quote from: lass of something much on September 26, 2020, 05:40:27 AM
/me shakes her head and giggles
No, S'ott, you da bes'est!
Negative.....
What that?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2020, 06:41:02 AM
*Normal Jarky tumbles through the ceiling, knocking a large hole in it and scattering plaster all over the floor as well as upturning some shelves* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Shelf falls over on the already damaged Otterbadger.* ...le ow.
/me seeing this, screams
*Almost drops Lass* Gek!
/me struggles out of Scott's paws so she can scratch Kade to pieces
*Sits down and watches*
/me scratches Kade with her tiny sharp nails
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/da6c65c90ec6a44e0f6f5f9959e903ec/tenor.gif?itemid=10072976)
*picks up Infant Lass and dumps her in Scott's paws* Please control your small thing or I will have to take her outside.
/me shakes her tiny fist at Kade and screams at him again before settling down a bit
*Normal Jarky wobbles into a shelf and knocks it onto Ebbie*
/me is very angry
*Normal Jarky wobbles into a wall and knocks it onto Scott*
/me bites Jarky, then poofs the Shop back to order
Ooooow...
*Normal Jarky hops around holding her foot, thus knocking over all the shelves*
/me bursts into tears
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 02:26:38 AM
/me struggles out of Scott's paws so she can scratch Kade to pieces
(Why? The shelf that fell on me was one of the ones that Jarky knocked over.)
(Which Infant Lass already put back to rights, so it's on you.)
(That didn't make the shelf not fall over -_- Even if I posted my reaction to it after the fact, it still happened before you put things together)
(No, since it happened after, it's on your call. It's like if you tried to get insurance for being hit by a car in a crash, after everything was cleaned up and the people involved taken to hospital, anyway: )
(No. Jarky knocked stuff over, and even if you fixed the stuff, it still happened. And I provided my reaction to what occurred. Even if it's a little out of order, I didn't say that stuff was knocked over again, I was merely providing my reaction to an event that occurred previously.)
(But it doesn't work like that, you can't just react to history as if it just happened!)
Also
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 28, 2020, 07:12:57 AM
Ooooow...
*Normal Jarky hops around holding her foot, thus knocking over all the shelves*
*The shelves are bolted down, so they don't just, fall over, things fall off them though*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 28, 2020, 05:05:48 PM
(But it doesn't work like that, you can't just react to history as if it just happened!)
Also
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 28, 2020, 07:12:57 AM
Ooooow...
*Normal Jarky hops around holding her foot, thus knocking over all the shelves*
*The shelves are bolted down, so they don't just, fall over, things fall off them though*
(Why not? It didn't change anything that had already occurred ^-^)
*Lays down in the floor, holding his head.*
*Falls onto the ground*
*...and onto the fallen Otterbadger.* Oof.
Sorry...
*A shelf breaks free from its lodgings and falls onto Jarky and Kade*
Double oof.
*Is vibing on the floor*
/me is crying/screaming
*Picks up infant Lass*
/me sobs
S'ott, dey killeded th' s'elfs
I had... nothing... to do with this....
Neither did I. Are we losing our titles as supreme overlords of wreaking havoc on the Cellars?
/me
I mean... I could turn it up a bit... if people wanted....
But I think... Corn might end me if... I start causing real trouble here....
My pain has diminished, so I could do it. For a price, that is.(eternal possession of your soul)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 29, 2020, 03:21:37 AM
I mean... I could turn it up a bit... if people wanted....
But I think... Corn might end me if... I start causing real trouble here....
*Punches Kade before he does anything*
*Scott ends up punching the shelves that are on top of Jarky and himself.*
(I'm bad but not that bad)
/me snuggles and tries to contain her sobs
*Steps on Kades face*
Ouchy...
*Laughs maniacally, steals the cash register and pockets the money*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 29, 2020, 03:29:17 AM
*Steps on Kades face*
*knocks Scott over backwards and growls warningly* Don't you
ever do that again, you hear me?
/me get flung about 5 feet away and out the open door, due to being in Scott's arms when he was slammed back by the angry wildcat
*retrieves infant lass, and sets her on the floor of the shop*
*The shelf falls over, sending Infant Lass catapulting towards the ground*
Fine. Fine. You win. *Catches infant Lass* There, there, small child. It's okay.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 29, 2020, 04:19:01 AM
*retrieves infant lass, and sets her on the floor of the shop*
Thanks!
... I think
@Cornflower MM will want to know about this.
/me is in need of healing...
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 29, 2020, 03:26:57 AM
(I'm bad but not that bad)
(As in, there isn't a way to reach me without removing shelves and one Jarky.*
*Rocks Infant Lass awkwardly* Hush, young mortal.
/me has stopped crying, but this may not be a good thing
*Repairs the shelves and bolts the shelves together and to the floor*
halp....
*Teleports Kade and Jarky out of the shop.*
*Is gravely injured... somewhere else.*
(Does anyone else see the mysterious blue box on lass' birb?)
*Sends a bolt of healing at Kade and Jarky from the heavens.*
(Yep. Not sure why it's there.)
*waits for Scott to hurry up and answer so I can go and check that Kade isn't about to die or something inconvenient like that*
...well yes, I do hear me. Do you, though?
/me tries to drag Ebby off of Scott, but just ends up pulling her footpaw
... Are y'all hooligans done yet?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 02, 2020, 01:43:44 AM
...well yes, I do hear me. Do you, though?
2 IQ brain:
Spoiler
(https://i.imgflip.com/1j9mml.jpg)
*Ghost Jarky comes back in and picks up Infant Lass* There, there.
Whats with villians and infant Lass ehh?
I'm not that villainous.
Pfft! Various attempts on my life....*Moves Ebantu off and takes Lass from Ghost Jarky* She is my responsibility.....
Aw. *Cries*
...*Well, tries to cry, but is a skeleton so it is HARD*
/me just sits there quietly and she is passed around
Lass, you like me, don't you? I'm a good babysitter, right?
Mhm, you nicey, and Kass nicey and S'ott Daddy!
0_0
-_-
0_0
*Vanishes from the topic.*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 02, 2020, 08:51:57 AM
Mhm, you nicey, and Kass nicey and S'ott Daddy!
...
Y-...
You-...
YoU wOt MaTe?
(DO NOT ENGAGE. DO NOT ENGAGE.)
*Takes cover behind the front desk and draws a Glock*
Are y'all done yet? I'd rather we not have drawn weapons in here. *Examines fingernails*
(Technically I'm not around, so nyeh.)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2020, 05:13:27 PM
Are y'all done yet? I'd rather we not have drawn weapons in here. *Examines fingernails*
Mine's sculpted. Can I keep it?
Mine was assembled from spare parts.
What happened here? O.O
What about painted weapons?
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on October 02, 2020, 10:32:46 PM
What happened here? O.O
I'm not entirely sure. Apparently some arts and crafts, along with some roughhousing. I thought
you were keeping an eye on the kids, honey.
Just wondering... Got any cyanide here?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2020, 04:06:48 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 02, 2020, 08:51:57 AM
Mhm, you nicey, and Kass nicey and S'ott Daddy!
...
Y-...
You-...
YoU wOt MaTe?
/me is confused
(I actually have no idea what is wrong, can someone please enlighten me...)
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on October 02, 2020, 10:45:25 PM
Just wondering... Got any cyanide here?
I actually happen to have some.
*shrugs*
As I said, just wondering...
Sorry, no.
Like I said...
Oh, got something for an aching neck?
*Comes up to the counter and waits for Corn to be finished with Wortshire.*
While you're at it, I also need some eye drops...
*Has dragged himself back to the medical shop.* halp
*Sits Infant Lass on shoulders* I need to start a babysitting club.
Aching neck, yup, just rub some of this cream on it. *Grabs container of cream off shelf behind me* Eye drops you'll find in the second aisle over. *Pokes Kade with the magical frying pan and heals him* Next!
Thank you...
*leaves for the second aisle while rubbing neck*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 03, 2020, 12:38:13 AM
Aching neck, yup, just rub some of this cream on it. *Grabs container of cream off shelf behind me* Eye drops you'll find in the second aisle over. *Pokes Kade with the magical frying pan and heals him* Next!
*Is fried to perfection. Perfection being his usual state of being.* Well, thank you kindly! How much do I owe?
Hmmmmmmm. Whatcha got?
Um, uhhh... what do I have? *Searches his nonexistent pockets.*
I think the only things I have are lots of magical/enchanted silverware. Oh. And one of my clones. How'd that get in there?
o.o
I'll put it on your tab.
*shakes self thoroughly and then suddenly exits the shop at high speed, tail fluffed up*
(Heh, I see you, Ebby.)
..... Is she good?
*Waits for the proprietor to help.*
*Rests head in hands.*
*walks to the shop while clutching an aching stomach* Any herbs to remedy this nasty stomachache?
/me climbs down GJ and leads Dotti to the right shelf
Quote from: Verdauga on October 03, 2020, 06:13:03 PM
*Waits for the proprietor to help.*
*Rests head in hands.*
*Whispers* You never told me what you needed.
Thanks Lass!
Could I have some aspirin?
Ah, thankee wee Lassie! I jolly wonder where iz de rezipee book o' herbs t' find de good cure?
Hmmm...Lady Cornf'owa do we gave zozs?
Quote from: Verdauga on October 03, 2020, 06:47:19 PM
Could I have some aspirin?
Yeah, of course. Free of charge. *Pours two tablets out of bottle and hands them to Verdauga with bottled water*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 03, 2020, 06:55:07 PM
Hmmm...Lady Cornf'owa do we gave zozs?
We doooo. Look on the wall by the door.
*walks in*
If you're not busy, I'm going to need some sort of burn cream and...
*throws up some black gunk*
Something for that...
Yer insides are all burneded.....Ye might needta go to de docta...
*Takes aspirin and waits for it to tale effect.*
Verga...Can ye 'elp Shire-mc-what-face? 'Is indideses go boom...
I already used Baisudi to remove all burning effects...
*throws up more black stuff*
*Sends some revitalization at Wortshire.*
*straightens up*
I think I'm good now...
*throws up more back stuff*
Nope...
*Injects an antitoxin into Wortshire.*
Drink this. *Hands wort a bottle with the word "gasoline" engraved in it*
Don't worry about the label.
O.O
Don't worry, I'm a professional murderer medic.
*drinks the bottle*
Personally I prefer nitroglycerin...
Are you organs burning yet?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 05, 2020, 04:53:01 AM
Don't worry, I'm a professional murderer medic.
*Kalm....Kalm....PANIK*
*Has gotten lost trying to exit the shop.*
Actually it's pretty relaxing...
My thanks...
*leaves with eye twitching*
Ooooo, you even got the spelling and everything! I'm quite proud ^_^
Thanks.I am disgusted with myself.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on October 06, 2020, 04:30:00 AM
Thanks.I am disgusted with myself.
I'm sure Corn has something to treat that.
Perhaps.
Or perhaps not.
Do you carry any sulphur here?
You know, for medical purposes...
Corn, I need a head transplant! Help!
Getting ahead in life, huh?
Ahahhahahah! Haaaaaaaaaa! *Bangs his head against the wall*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on November 05, 2020, 05:45:08 PM
Do you carry any sulphur here?
You know, for medical purposes...
I dooooo, check over.... There. *Points* Towards the back.
Quote from: Hazel Lorentz on November 05, 2020, 07:11:55 PM
Corn, I need a head transplant! Help!
O.O I don't do the medical stuff myself, and I only sell stuff like that to professionals. You got one with you?
I am qualified to be emergency medic......
I run a hospital...I think.
Thanks
*goes off to the direction*
My humor is too good for you people. *Leaves in a huff.*
I have no medical qualifications whatsoever. The only thing medicine related that I know how to do is use a scalpel.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 05, 2020, 10:50:01 PM
Ahahhahahah! Haaaaaaaaaa! *Bangs his head against the wall*
/me clings onto Scott so he can't hurt himself
I would like some fantasy books. Very good painkillers, them.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 05, 2020, 10:23:14 PM
Getting ahead in life, huh?
No way! I'm 10 years old, silly! Lass suggested it because this picture did not make me cry.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-v4JY1vT88os/X6XWkYetEyI/AAAAAAAAAes/36ng7jEmgpU2VqKk60cNTDXcys-5KQ29wCK8BGAsYHg/s0/2020-11-06.jpg)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 06, 2020, 02:34:28 PM
My humor is too good for you people. *Leaves in a huff.*
*Thought it was funny*
Corn I need...."The stuff"....
Oooh, what stuff?
The stuff
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 07, 2020, 04:16:05 AM
Corn I need...."The stuff"....
/me tilts her head
Do you wememba de name? If so, I pobibly can 'elp ee..
Quote from: lass of something much on November 16, 2020, 06:56:51 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 07, 2020, 04:16:05 AM
Corn I need...."The stuff"....
/me tilts her head
Do you wememba de name? If so, I pobibly can 'elp ee..
Fine! I need my gummy vitamins....
I see.... /me points to the shelf right by Scott
Dey dust o'er dere....
The good ones are the next shelf up, though.
Here is a basket of herbs I picked last night. For you, Corn! Enjoy. Do you have any tea?
Yes actually. I, as a customer, have recently taken the initiative to chuck all the medical supplies and replace them with peppermint tea.
That is a very wise idea.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 19, 2020, 07:57:41 PM
Yes actually. I, as a customer, have recently taken the initiative to chuck all the medical supplies and replace them with peppermint tea.
@🌽, look what this miscreant has done to your wonderful establishment.
Tattletale.
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 19, 2020, 02:27:07 PM
Here is a basket of herbs I picked last night. For you, Corn! Enjoy. Do you have any tea?
Ooooooh, thanks! I could really use these. I do have tea - got anything particular in mind?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 19, 2020, 07:57:41 PM
Yes actually. I, as a customer, have recently taken the initiative to chuck all the medical supplies and replace them with peppermint tea.
*Claps hands and snaps fingers to revert the shop back to normal* *Peers over edge of glasses at Jarky* Please desist from such behaviors in the future.
Meh at both of you.
At me? Kade Rivok, did you just meh me?
Oh yeah? Well guess what? MMMMMMEH!
/me gasps
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 20, 2020, 03:47:06 AM
At me? Kade Rivok, did you just meh me?
Yeah. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 03:49:56 AM
Oh yeah? Well guess what? MMMMMMEH!
A well thought out rebuttal, but allow me to retort. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEH!
*Gasps in shock.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 02:49:11 AM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 19, 2020, 02:27:07 PM
Here is a basket of herbs I picked last night. For you, Corn! Enjoy. Do you have any tea?
Ooooooh, thanks! I could really use these. I do have tea - got anything particular in mind?
I'd like some spiced tea please. I've laid down the axe and I just walk around and help the animals and plants.
I'm sure there are ways to help the animals and plants by using an axe.
O.O
But like, most of us here are animals, soooo....
How dare you.
Yes, how dare you.
That kind of talk isn't appropriate for this forum. Please desist.
Desist what?
Not desisting.
What am I not desisting?
'That kind of talk', apparently.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2020, 02:26:41 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 03:49:56 AM
Oh yeah? Well guess what? MMMMMMEH!
A well thought out rebuttal, but allow me to retort. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEH!
MEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 20, 2020, 02:34:11 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 02:49:11 AM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 19, 2020, 02:27:07 PM
Here is a basket of herbs I picked last night. For you, Corn! Enjoy. Do you have any tea?
Ooooooh, thanks! I could really use these. I do have tea - got anything particular in mind?
I'd like some spiced tea please. I've laid down the axe and I just walk around and help the animals and plants.
Sounds good, I think I have just the thing in the back. Lemme go put the kettle on.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 09:16:07 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2020, 02:26:41 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 20, 2020, 03:49:56 AM
Oh yeah? Well guess what? MMMMMMEH!
A well thought out rebuttal, but allow me to retort. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEH!
MEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'm appalled. I thought better of you than to say such things. Meh.
*has been ignored*
*continues to ignore Eb while surreptitiously giving her a bar of chocolate*
*Walks up to the counter and places 50 gummy vitamins* How much?
Stwange...
......What?....
Dust idnore me...
Wha?
/me poofs
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 20, 2020, 02:35:50 PM
I'm sure there are ways to help the animals and plants by using an axe.
Fun ways they are too.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 21, 2020, 12:33:03 AM
*continues to ignore Eb while surreptitiously giving her a bar of chocolate*
*is grateful*
@Cornflower MM How much? *Gestures to his 50 gummies*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 20, 2020, 11:50:51 PM
*has been ignored*
Sorry, what were you needing?
Quote from: Scott McLamok on November 22, 2020, 02:41:02 AM
@Cornflower MM How much? *Gestures to his 50 gummies*
Meh, I'll just put it on your tab. No need to worry.
Ok! Thanks *Opens a bottle and down the entire thing* I AM INVINCIBLE!
O.O
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
I raise a cup to our friend Scott's good health. Good tea, Corn! I did miss you, old friend.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 03:15:32 AM
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
Though I have to say you might want to rethink the timing of your advice to certain bottle downing creatures in your shop.
@lass of something much Here, have this. This is a tooth of the dragon Bloddrinker. I hear it yet contains his power!
/me is very confused, but thanks Ash never the less
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 22, 2020, 02:15:16 PM
I raise a cup to our friend Scott's good health. Good tea, Corn! I did miss you, old friend.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 03:15:32 AM
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
Though I have to say you might want to rethink the timing of your advice to certain bottle downing creatures in your shop.
:D I missed you too - Was just thinking of you the day or so before your return, actually.
.... Yeah. I really should.
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 22, 2020, 02:15:16 PM
I raise a cup to our friend Scott's good health. Good tea, Corn! I did miss you, old friend.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 03:15:32 AM
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
Though I have to say you might want to rethink the timing of your advice to certain bottle downing creatures in your shop.
@lass of something much Here, have this. This is a tooth of the dragon Bloddrinker. I hear it yet contains his power!
So
you're the one that dug up Great Uncle (twice removed) Bloddrinker's grave!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 11:55:41 PM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 22, 2020, 02:15:16 PM
I raise a cup to our friend Scott's good health. Good tea, Corn! I did miss you, old friend.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 03:15:32 AM
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
Though I have to say you might want to rethink the timing of your advice to certain bottle downing creatures in your shop.
@lass of something much Here, have this. This is a tooth of the dragon Bloddrinker. I hear it yet contains his power!
So you're the one that dug up Great Uncle (twice removed) Bloddrinker's grave!
I'm not the one who dug him up, I was the one who sent him there!!
*Rubs eyes.*
I take it I'm gonna have to revitalize somebody now?
Nah
Quote from: Verdauga on November 23, 2020, 02:53:38 PM
*Rubs eyes.*
I take it I'm gonna have to revitalize somebody now?
Unless you want to dig up Great Great Great Uncle Bloddrinker, then no.
It doesn't as if he's been there long...
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 23, 2020, 08:20:24 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 11:55:41 PM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 22, 2020, 02:15:16 PM
I raise a cup to our friend Scott's good health. Good tea, Corn! I did miss you, old friend.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 03:15:32 AM
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
Though I have to say you might want to rethink the timing of your advice to certain bottle downing creatures in your shop.
@lass of something much Here, have this. This is a tooth of the dragon Bloddrinker. I hear it yet contains his power!
So you're the one that dug up Great Uncle (twice removed) Bloddrinker's grave!
I'm not the one who dug him up, I was the one who sent him there!!
Ah... so then you took his tooth before he was buried?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 23, 2020, 02:53:38 PM
*Rubs eyes.*
I take it I'm gonna have to revitalize somebody now?
I'd really prefer you didn't. Great Uncle Bloddrinker wasn't a very friendly beast, to put it lightly.
Perfectly all right with me.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 23, 2020, 08:27:25 PM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 23, 2020, 08:20:24 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 22, 2020, 11:55:41 PM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on November 22, 2020, 02:15:16 PM
I raise a cup to our friend Scott's good health. Good tea, Corn! I did miss you, old friend.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on November 22, 2020, 03:15:32 AM
I'm not sure that's how th- Y'know what, never mind. Sure, buddy. Just be careful.
Though I have to say you might want to rethink the timing of your advice to certain bottle downing creatures in your shop.
@lass of something much Here, have this. This is a tooth of the dragon Bloddrinker. I hear it yet contains his power!
So you're the one that dug up Great Uncle (twice removed) Bloddrinker's grave!
I'm not the one who dug him up, I was the one who sent him there!!
Ah... so then you took his tooth before he was buried?
Yes, it got broken by my ax in the figh- I mean civil disagreement we had about chai.
Ah, gotcha. Well, nice work. He was a big beast and not many creatures managed to best him.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 24, 2020, 09:01:56 PM
Ah, gotcha. Well, nice work. He was a big beast and not many creatures managed to best him.
The axe did help.
*A STONE BALL CRASHES THROUGH THE ROOF OF CORNIE'S MED SHOP* *HUNDREDS OF DUNG BEETLES POUR OUT OF THE STONE BALL* *THE DUNG BEETLES BEGIN DEVOURING ALL THE MEDICINES IN THE SHOP*
*Glares at the dung beetles* Do y'all mind?
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:26:46 AM
They weren't either. ^-^ *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne* I've been fair to you, girl. Now I give you a choice. Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
Stop quoting that!
º-)
/me screams loud enough to shatter iron
Ummm... do you mean iron?
Unless she's talking about ionic crystals.
Quote from: Booklover on November 27, 2020, 04:49:38 PM
Ummm... do you mean iron?
(Yes, thank you, I typoeded :P)
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:29:59 AM
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 05:26:46 AM
They weren't either. ^-^ *Dusts off ashes and sits on throne* I've been fair to you, girl. Now I give you a choice. Join me, or end up like your friends* :)
Howzabout you get outta my shop and take your beetles with you?
(https://i.gifer.com/3unv.gif)
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 09:56:31 PM
*A STONE BALL CRASHES THROUGH THE ROOF OF CORNIE'S MED SHOP* *HUNDREDS OF DUNG BEETLES POUR OUT OF THE STONE BALL* *THE DUNG BEETLES BEGIN DEVOURING ALL THE MEDICINES IN THE SHOP*
*Starts stabbing the beetles* I AM INNNNNNVIIINCIBLE!
O.O
*Starts to mangle the beetles with a chainsaw*
*Sprays a bug spray flamethrower*
P'ease take da' outside...
*Walks up to the counter.*
Halp.
*Pops up behind the counter*
What with? 8-)
No you. You no work here.
Wait... How do you know the inner company secrets? Have you been spying?
I work here now.
Uhhhh, no you don't.
c_c
Fine. Guess people don't like being helped anymore.
c_c
_c
c
*Walks to the other side of the counter*
*Looks at 🌽.* Halp?
*Slides application down the counter to Verdauga* Whatcha need, Kade?
Wha- oh. Wasn't expecting this.
*Starts filling it out.*
Okay, so, for hobbies, should I put megalomania, or juggling?
..... Yes.
Good plan.
*Continues writing.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on December 31, 2020, 01:37:39 AM
*Slides application down the counter to Verdauga* Whatcha need, Kade?
I- I need medicated skittles. *Passes out.*
*Finishes application and turns in my crayon.*
Done!
*hands Kade some skittles*
*Is struck by falling skittles while passed out on the floor.*
Huh. Noice. Free sweets. Candy sounds better, I admit, but I am a Brit (and also a poet, but I clearly don't know it.)
Sweets and skittles and candy are the same thing... right? Or are they different here?
Americans say candy, we say sweets. Skittles are therefore sweets, but free candy sounds better than free sweets.
*Is sitting in the orchard, enjoying the shade.*
"Har."
It's happening!!!
Someone call the doctor, quick!!!
:o
Wait. What's happening?
(Also, for future reference, the mods want us to use that shiny modify button up there instead of posting twice. ;))
Its the return of the Har!!!
Hey! We need to act now, not wait!
It.
"Har."
:o :o :o
*Is confuzzled*
Har? Haaar!? Haarr! D:
Oh no-harr!!!
Its spreading-Har!!!
:o
Sorry, I don't get the joke. I broke my funny bone.
It's no joke, this is a serious contagion!!! :-[
Quote from: Booklover on January 06, 2021, 05:00:02 PM
Sorry, I don't get the joke. I broke my funny bone.
Same. I don't know if this is a reference to something or whatnot.
(Check the first about ten pages)
Oh.
...
*Sprays disinfectant.*
*Accidentally inhales the disinfectant* *Collapses*
*Is still passed out on the floor, covered in skittles and coated in disinfectant.*
Uuhhhhhmmm.... Cooorrnn?
@Cornflower MM Heeeelllppppp!
*har*
*Pokes everyone infected with the har with the magic frying pan, thus curing them* *Moves Russa to a well ventilated area* *Pokes Kade with the magic frying pan*
Now, pass me your application again, Verd?
*Slides application over. Except for the signature, the entire form is written with a calligraphy pen.*
Did I pass?
*is knocked out cold by the magic force of the frying pan* I think you overdid it a little...
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 08, 2021, 09:40:36 PM
*Pokes everyone infected with the har with the magic frying pan, thus curing them* *Moves Russa to a well ventilated area* *Pokes Kade with the magic frying pan*
Now, pass me your application again, Verd?
*Grabs the magic frying pan and runs away.* HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fell for it you silly!
Please tell me you haven't got another magical weapon.
*Said from outside the shop while running away.* My magical/enchanted assortment of kitchenware is growing!
OOO! Cool! How big is it now?
Most likely it is very small
He may have acquired the enchanted scalped. We're all done for.
?
Also,
@Cornflower MM, do you have a shrink ray thing? I'm 3 inches too tol for the Smol Club.
'Fraid not, Flib, sorry 'bout that.
*Chases after Kade* IF YOU DON'T GIVE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW I'LL MAKE SURE ALL OF YOUR FOOD IS SEASONED HORRIBLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
Nyehehehehe! I already do that myse- *trips and faceplants*
*picks up the object that Kade tripped on* Hey, you did have one after all!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 03:01:35 PM
Nyehehehehe! I already do that myse- *trips and faceplants*
*Catches up to Kade and steals pan back* *Whacks him with the magical frying pan* Don't steal the pan.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 19, 2021, 06:58:52 PM
*picks up the object that Kade tripped on* Hey, you did have one after all!
Huh, how'd that get here? You can keep it.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on January 21, 2021, 02:45:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 03:01:35 PM
Nyehehehehe! I already do that myse- *trips and faceplants*
*Catches up to Kade and steals pan back* *Whacks him with the magical frying pan* Don't steal the pan.
D: *Turns to dust.*
Oh no! D:
*Floats about.* Well, I can't say this is the first time this has happened. And in the same thread, no less!
/me sweeps up around the shop
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2021, 04:05:46 AM
*Floats about.* Well, I can't say this is the first time this has happened. And in the same thread, no less!
One might think you'd've learned by now. :P
Learning is for nerds.
Are you not a nerd?
I try to be one.
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2021, 02:49:03 PM
Are you not a nerd?
Apparently not :giggle: *Wafts about.*
Kade: If I had a dollar for every time I got hit with a magic pan that turned me to dust,
I'd have two dollars. Which is not a lot, but it's still weird it happened twice.
If I got a pound every time I *tries to come up with something* do something I do regularly, I'd either be rich, or massively overweight.
Haha
I agree.
I see.
Do anyone have something to cure Bookie of her random-conditional-statement-cold?
Mmhmm, I shooouuuuld. Lemme just check in the back real quick.
D: Don't please.
Why not?
(Good work Corny, I think she is done!)
*Floats about the shop.*
*Floats about the shop*
-Kade
*Totes around a mop*
-Ally
*Causes folks asthma to flare up.*
Meanie. >:(
Hey, it ain't easy being dust.
"From dust you were made, and so to dust you will return".
Apparently Kade's time in this world is up. D:
Thanks to Corn, yes.
As far as I remember, she didn't mean to do that. And everyone was annoyed, but you continued to be stubborn and disintegrate into dust. Is being dust really that fun? o.0
I don't think anyone was annoyed :giggle: And Corn hit me with her frying pan, which has already been shown to turn Otterbadgers to dust, so there really wasn't much I could do about it *shrugs*
*Sweeps Kade up and puts him in an urn*
*Muffled* Hey, I didn't do nuthin' worth getting sent to jail for!
Can I get... uh... a truckload of morphine?
MMmmmmmno
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2021, 08:48:42 PM
Hey, it ain't easy being dust.
His Dark Materials type of dust?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2021, 08:48:42 PM
Hey, it ain't easy being dust.
*was going to point out that IRL you are a ghost in our attic, but forgets to ^-^ ;)*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 12, 2021, 09:23:01 PM
As far as I remember, she didn't mean to do that. And everyone was annoyed, but you continued to be stubborn and disintegrate into dust. Is being dust really that fun? o.0
Oh no, I certainly meant it.
Quote from: Booklover on March 13, 2021, 10:52:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2021, 08:48:42 PM
Hey, it ain't easy being dust.
His Dark Materials type of dust?
More like..... Ashy dust. Not HDM dust.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 13, 2021, 04:03:58 AM
Can I get... uh... a truckload of morphine?
*Blinks* Sure, I suppose. Just gotta fill out some paperwork and an order form.
*Breaks free of the urn.* Rude.
Not.
Yuh huh.
But you are dust, which counts as garbage.
I'm high quality dust.
::)
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on March 17, 2021, 04:16:09 PM
But you are dust, which counts as garbage.
Garbage can be dust, but dust is not always garbage.
Dust to make sure, you're saying that dust is not always rubbish but it can be?
I'm not, though.
Quote from: Booklover on March 17, 2021, 06:38:15 PM
Dust to make sure, you're saying that dust is not always rubbish but it can be?
Mmhmm ;D
A garbage can is sometimes called a dustbin...
No, the dustbin is the little thingy that comes with brooms that you sweep the dirt into before you dump it into the trash can. (aka garbage can)
I always called those dustpans...
OH. YES. THAT'S WHAT IT IS. YES. YES YES YES. You're right, Verd XD
Occasionally I can do the think. :D
Do the dew.
...
...
There any Mountain Dew around this joint?
Check the Coke machine.
*Wafts into the Coke machine and accidentally possesses it.*
Whoops.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 17, 2021, 06:03:22 PM
Garbage can be dust, but dust is not always garbage.
So wise.
*Attempts to fill a cup with Rootbeer from the possessed machine*
*Eats the cup.* Goodness me.
Is it almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea?
What are you talking about???!!
HHGTTG.
Say what now?
*Screams* SHE'S CHOKING! *Punches Bookie in the stomach*
Dang, Russa is so hardcore! *Coughs up a Sprite.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2021, 02:25:10 AM
*Screams* SHE'S CHOKING! *Punches Bookie in the stomach*
I think that'll do more harm than good...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2021, 02:25:10 AM
*Screams* SHE'S CHOKING! *Punches Bookie in the stomach*
No, silly chook, that's not the right way. You have to Heimlich-manuever-activate on her.
Ah, you're right.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2021, 06:47:32 AM
Dang, Russa is so hardcore! *Coughs up a Sprite.*
But, like, why?
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2021, 08:27:21 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2021, 02:25:10 AM
*Screams* SHE'S CHOKING! *Punches Bookie in the stomach*
I think that'll do more harm than good...
Really? You seem to be fine now...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 22, 2021, 06:57:31 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2021, 06:47:32 AM
Dang, Russa is so hardcore! *Coughs up a Sprite.*
But, like, why?
Because of this:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 18, 2021, 02:20:45 AM
Check the Coke machine.
*She meant
Choke machine*
Therefore
Kade needs to be Heimliched.
No, because of
thisQuote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2021, 02:47:42 AM
*Wafts into the Coke machine and accidentally possesses it.*
Whoops.
^-^
*didn't see your last post and so*
Spoiler
*Heimlich's Kade*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 22, 2021, 06:57:31 AM
Ah, you're right.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2021, 06:47:32 AM
Dang, Russa is so hardcore! *Coughs up a Sprite.*
But, like, why?
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2021, 08:27:21 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 21, 2021, 02:25:10 AM
*Screams* SHE'S CHOKING! *Punches Bookie in the stomach*
I think that'll do more harm than good...
Really? You seem to be fine now...
There wasn't anything wrong. (Apart from an obsession with books, but that's nothing new.)
Yep.
Want a soda?
Yeah, sure.
Sweet, what kind? Bundaberg? Jones?
A mango Bundaberg would be rad.
*Coughs up a Bundaberg Tropical Mango.*
I thought we only had the ginger beer left in stock, but luckily I managed to find one for ya.
How kind.
:o
I'm wondering if I should be mildly concerned or not.
:-\
Nah, he'll be fine.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2021, 01:32:03 PM
*Coughs up a Bundaberg Tropical Mango.*
I thought we only had the ginger beer left in stock, but luckily I managed to find one for ya.
Thank you.
:-\
...Do you want some, Ally?
P'obab'y..
...
.....
.......
...Sure?...
*Is still inhabiting the drink vending machine.* Whatcha want?
You oughtta get One-eye to hire you to work at his bar.
Only non-alcoholic beverages here, bub.
I need headache medicine that doesn't taste like Altoids.
Brain surgery?
No. I tried that IRL.
...That is something even Hazel hasn't tried yet.
It just gave me a headache. My brother told me Botox worked better for him.
What's the matter with the taste of Altoids?
It makes you thirsty, I suppose.
INCONCEIVABLE!
Corn, do you have anything for crazy otters?
Haha what sanity
Oh slap.
*slaps Kade*
The cruelty!
I agree. *Coughs up a pepsi at mach 1 into Flib's face.*
/me watches the violence with wide, shocked, innocent eyes
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2021, 02:57:59 PM
I agree. *Coughs up a pepsi at mach 1 into Flib's face.*
*splutters, wiping pepsi off of face* You will pay for that! >:(
Quote from: lass of something much on July 22, 2021, 08:49:02 PM
/me watches the violence with wide, shocked, innocent eyes
Indeed, 'tis very traumatic. It even scared me for a minute.
hehe pepsi go sploosh
I suspect he shook it up good before he threw it at me.
Well, that's a given :giggle:
*smashes the empty bottle*
Ooo, so stronk.
I threw it against the door, because I was mad about the 'ship. ^-^
This chook is over 9,000, I dare say.
Where? What chook?
Yes.
*steals the yes*
*Eats the Flib.* Bad chook.
That's what's special about me.
The special thing about you is that you're the one that's been eaten the most by me, I think.
Then there is nothing special about me.
Ok.
Indeed.
*Slides into the thread*
*Slaps Kade*
"Now I must continue procrastinating packing!"
*Slides out*
@Cornflower MM What is happening in your shop?
*Peeks out above counter* Honey, I have no idea. I've just been hiding and waiting for it to calm down.
"I have a *cough, cough* cough."
*Is obviously faking*
Quote from: Ally046 on August 01, 2021, 06:06:46 PM
"I have a *cough, cough* cough."
*Is obviously faking*
*Blinks at Ally* Oh dear. Have a cough drop. *Pushes bag of cough drops to Ally*
*passes a jar of honey to Ally (and also one to Corn, because that's what I planned to do earlier)* It won't cure the cough, but might make you feel better.
Oooooh thanks, much appreciated.
Danke schoen. ^-^
Indeed.
Indeed. :)
*Coughs up Flib, being a vending machine.* I release you.
*yelps in fear*
*Shoots Flib with a water pistol*. :giggle:
*Coughs up a bottle of water at Ally.* There isn't much medical stuff going on here, huh?
Quote from: Ally046 on August 09, 2021, 11:34:08 PM
*Shoots Flib with a water pistol*. :giggle:
ACK NO PLS
Murder? O.O
Unless she's a witch, doubtful.
...Oh?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 13, 2021, 03:49:21 AM
Unless she's a witch, doubtful.
Hm.
You're a wizard, Harry.
I'm a hairy wizard.
That pun doesn't work as well in British English.
But red
Blud
Bud.
Sometimes 'read' is pronounced 'read'. At other times 'read' is pronounced 'read'.
I read red books made of reeds. Past tense or present tense?
Either way, it makes me tense.
How did I guess you'd do that?
I'm rubbing off on ya :giggle:
Not literally, I hope. I don't want to be covered in floof.
Hmph, like it would be a bad thing.
It isn't bad, just something I don't want to happen to me. Does that make sense?
Hurrumph.
Luckily for you, I'm still currently possessing a vending machine (in this thread), so you don't have to worry.
Hakuna matata?
I am still large, heavy, and hungry though, so maybe worry a little.
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Possessing as in owning, or the other meaning (you know what I mean, I just don't know how to explain it)?
("Embodying it with one's soul")
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I thought you were the police.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 01, 2021, 11:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.
You can use a corkscrew to get in most vending machines, cause they're plastic glass
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2021, 06:29:27 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 01, 2021, 11:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.
You can use a corkscrew to get in most vending machines, cause they're plastic glass
And you know that... from experience?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 01, 2021, 11:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.
Woooow, not only judging, but stereotyping too now, huh?
Quote from: Booklover on September 02, 2021, 09:26:05 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2021, 06:29:27 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 01, 2021, 11:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.
You can use a corkscrew to get in most vending machines, cause they're plastic glass
And you know that... from experience?
Yes.
*Cackles*
Hello Corn have a little spider friend and a hug and a cup of preferred temperature chocolate I made for you.
Ooooooh thanks! Very much appreciated.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2021, 04:50:50 PM
Quote from: Booklover on September 02, 2021, 09:26:05 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2021, 06:29:27 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 01, 2021, 11:33:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 30, 2021, 02:30:27 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 28, 2021, 10:17:17 PM
How are vending machines hungry? Do you need to steal some spare change?
Don't judge me.
I'm not judging, I'm genuinely curious if all the vending machines that have stolen my money were just hungry.
You can use a corkscrew to get in most vending machines, cause they're plastic glass
And you know that... from experience?
Yes.
Should I be worried?
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on September 06, 2021, 05:21:15 PM
Hello Corn have a little spider friend and a hug and a cup of preferred temperature chocolate I made for you.
Spiders are very much underrated. I really don't get why some people don't like them, or scream whenever they see them (or try to whack them with a hairbrush, as one of my friends tried to do the other day (I can't remember if they succeeded or not)).
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 01, 2021, 02:31:23 PM
I thought you were the police.
It depends.
Quote from: lass of something much on September 02, 2021, 07:05:43 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 01, 2021, 03:52:28 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 29, 2021, 02:06:32 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 13, 2021, 03:41:20 AM
Murder? O.O
Yes, Russa. Murder. >:D
Intriguing. Should I call the police?
No, help us....Take care of the the dead.
Righto. *Goes to get a shovel*
The shovel is for in case they start getting back up. *Coughs up a mountain dew.* Goodness, excuse me.
Kade is the vending machine.
*Sets the mountain dew to the side* You good over there?
Quote from: Booklover on September 06, 2021, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on September 06, 2021, 05:21:15 PM
Hello Corn have a little spider friend and a hug and a cup of preferred temperature chocolate I made for you.
Spiders are very much underrated. I really don't get why some people don't like them, or scream whenever they see them (or try to whack them with a hairbrush, as one of my friends tried to do the other day (I can't remember if they succeeded or not)).
Some people find them creepy or scary, and I kinda get it. I don't really like them on me, but I'm fine with them otherwise.
Got the vending machine version of the whooping cough, sorry.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 04:14:19 PM
Kade is the vending machine.
Technically I'm possessing the vending machine because Corn dusted me with her frying pan. But that's neither here nor there I suppose. *Coughs up a grape Fanta at mach 2.*
Eew, grape.
Do you have a pineapple fanta?
Yes. It isn't available in the UK, because of the high sugar content, I don't know about America.
Fascinating! Either way though, I don't. Sorry bruv.
Hang on, aren't we in a medical shop? Doesn't everything have to taste disgusting?
*Coughs up a NyQuil.* You're welcome.
Hello, Corny! I have heard you also give brain meds to children. :giggle:
This surely qualifies. 8D
I'm not watching that.
Probably wise.
Like an owl.
Who?
That's a good one.
8D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on September 09, 2021, 06:17:56 PM
Quote from: Booklover on September 06, 2021, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Lady Ashenwyte on September 06, 2021, 05:21:15 PM
Hello Corn have a little spider friend and a hug and a cup of preferred temperature chocolate I made for you.
Spiders are very much underrated. I really don't get why some people don't like them, or scream whenever they see them (or try to whack them with a hairbrush, as one of my friends tried to do the other day (I can't remember if they succeeded or not)).
Some people find them creepy or scary, and I kinda get it. I don't really like them on me, but I'm fine with them otherwise.
They really don't bother me, but most girls I know start screaming whenever they see one. Booklover's right, they are very underrated.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 15, 2021, 10:20:42 PM
I'm not watching that.
For once I am agreeing with you.
You guys often agree, actually.
Not just girls. The friend with the hairbrush is genderfluid and at least one of the ones screaming was a boy.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 09, 2021, 07:16:39 PM
Got the vending machine version of the whooping cough, sorry.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 04:14:19 PM
Kade is the vending machine.
Technically I'm possessing the vending machine because Corn dusted me with her frying pan. But that's neither here nor there I suppose. *Coughs up a grape Fanta at mach 2.*
*Is slain by the ballistic soda*
Oh dear. *Rolls a stealth check at -10 due to being a vending machine.* -3
Quote from: Ally046 on September 22, 2021, 10:55:37 PM
You guys often agree, actually.
We argue oftener, though.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 23, 2021, 02:40:02 PM
Oh dear. *Rolls a stealth check at -10 due to being a vending machine.* -3
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hIoUHySzvas/mqdefault.jpg)
Criminal scum yourself, who hired a guest to murder me in the shipping thread?
*Revitalizes Dannflower.*
You okay boss?
*Is definitely still hidden.*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 24, 2021, 12:58:06 PM
*Revitalizes Dannflower.*
You okay boss?
Why, hello there
little hummingbird Dann! ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 24, 2021, 02:45:30 PM
*Is definitely still hidden.*
I CAN SEE YOU KADE
Nooooo, no you don't, totally hidden
I CAN STILL SEE YOU
I've come for an interview. ^-^
With whoo?
Sounds like it's with an owl.
*Coughs up a diet coke.*
*Screeches* MY HUSBAND! *Unplugs Kade from the wall*
Quote from: Ally046 on September 29, 2021, 04:36:59 PM
I've come for an interview. ^-^
Sorry fam, I'm not hiring at the moment. If I had to pay me I'd have to let me go, business has been poor. . . Possibly because of the rogue vending machine.
Quote from: Booklover on September 30, 2021, 06:02:00 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on September 30, 2021, 01:50:17 PM
Sounds like it's with an owl.
'owl do you know that?
Because of this:
Quote from: Ally046 on September 29, 2021, 04:36:59 PM
I've come for an interview. ^-^
Quote from: Scott McLamok on September 29, 2021, 05:03:44 PM
With whoo?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2021, 02:43:24 AM
*Screeches* MY HUSBAND! *Unplugs Kade from the wall*
O.o Kade is your husband?
No, Dann is. Kade killed him with a burped soda can. >:(
Totally wasn't me.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2021, 02:43:24 AM
*Screeches* MY HUSBAND! *Unplugs Kade from the wall*
Quote from: Ally046 on September 29, 2021, 04:36:59 PM
I've come for an interview. ^-^
Sorry fam, I'm not hiring at the moment. If I had to pay me I'd have to let me go, business has been poor. . . Possibly because of the rogue vending machine.
What if business were to...
increase?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 03, 2021, 06:49:20 AM
Totally wasn't me.
YES IT WAS! SEE?!
Quote from: Dannflower Reguba on September 23, 2021, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 09, 2021, 07:16:39 PM
Got the vending machine version of the whooping cough, sorry.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 08, 2021, 04:14:19 PM
Kade is the vending machine.
Technically I'm possessing the vending machine because Corn dusted me with her frying pan. But that's neither here nor there I suppose. *Coughs up a grape Fanta at mach 2.*
*Is slain by the ballistic soda*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 03, 2021, 03:01:38 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 02, 2021, 02:43:24 AM
*Screeches* MY HUSBAND! *Unplugs Kade from the wall*
Quote from: Ally046 on September 29, 2021, 04:36:59 PM
I've come for an interview. ^-^
Sorry fam, I'm not hiring at the moment. If I had to pay me I'd have to let me go, business has been poor. . . Possibly because of the rogue vending machine.
What if business were to...increase?
*Squints* Yeeeeeeeees?
So you would reconsider...? 8-)
*Whispers* What are you planning to do and how?
Sh. I don't know what you mean. ^-^
*Makes another stealth check.* -2
Hm?
Excuse me miss, but I have a very rare medical condition and I was hoping you could help me. See, I have three arms growing out of both my underarms (that's six in all if you've forgotten how to count) and I have a teratoma tumor falling out of my right nostril as you can see. *points* Do you happen to have any particular ointments, antibiotics or more preferably, a surgery I can have for this? I've been trying to rub hydrocortisone and peppermint tea all over them but it makes the tentacles quiver and then smack me in the head and it makes my tumor throb. I really hope you can help.
Wouldn't that make eight arms if they're growing out of your und- Y'know, never mind, that was rude. Er, anyway. I personally don't do surgeries so I'm not entirely sure what I can do to help. Do you have a doctor...?
Psssssst!
Oh dear me, I guess you are right. Sorry, the delirium and concussions I am experiencing from the whacking tentacles has made it quite hard to think. No, I don't have a doctor I am afraid. Nobody will take me as a patient as they keep getting whacked in the head as well. :( What do you suggest? You look like an expert after all.
Psssssst, Com!
Quote from: Nilla on October 04, 2021, 01:00:19 AM
Oh dear me, I guess you are right. Sorry, the delirium and concussions I am experiencing from the whacking tentacles has made it quite hard to think. No, I don't have a doctor I am afraid. Nobody will take me as a patient as they keep getting whacked in the head as well. :( What do you suggest? You look like an expert after all.
That
is a problem. Would you like to sit? Ally and I will try to find you a doctor.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 04, 2021, 01:01:57 AM
Psssssst, Com!
Mmhmmmm?
Com
Just Com
what aboot meeeeee? ^-^
Quote from: Ally046 on October 04, 2021, 01:28:44 AM
Com
Just Com
what aboot meeeeee? ^-^
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Do you have a medical degree? Like, a legit one?
Zat's how I lost my medical liscence!
No, you lost it cause they found out you wanted to turn yourself into a cyborg.
Quote from: Nilla on October 04, 2021, 12:51:30 AM
Excuse me miss, but I have a very rare medical condition and I was hoping you could help me. See, I have three arms growing out of both my underarms (that's six in all if you've forgotten how to count) and I have a teratoma tumor falling out of my right nostril as you can see. *points* Do you happen to have any particular ointments, antibiotics or more preferably, a surgery I can have for this? I've been trying to rub hydrocortisone and peppermint tea all over them but it makes the tentacles quiver and then smack me in the head and it makes my tumor throb. I really hope you can help.
*Is the forum doctor*
Hmm, it would seem you have a serious case of playing-too-much-elderscrolls. If you wish to rid yourself of it, I'd advise quitting playing the Elderscrolls. However, seeing as you're unlikely to do so, I'd advise pain killers. And that's where Com comes in
That obviously won't work. :giggle:
*Hums.*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 04, 2021, 03:12:11 AM
:-\Spoiler
Sounds great!
Quote from: lass of something much on October 04, 2021, 07:04:06 AM
No, you lost it cause they found out you wanted to turn yourself into a cyborg.
Quote from: Nilla on October 04, 2021, 12:51:30 AM
Excuse me miss, but I have a very rare medical condition and I was hoping you could help me. See, I have three arms growing out of both my underarms (that's six in all if you've forgotten how to count) and I have a teratoma tumor falling out of my right nostril as you can see. *points* Do you happen to have any particular ointments, antibiotics or more preferably, a surgery I can have for this? I've been trying to rub hydrocortisone and peppermint tea all over them but it makes the tentacles quiver and then smack me in the head and it makes my tumor throb. I really hope you can help.
*Is the forum doctor*
Hmm, it would seem you have a serious case of playing-too-much-elderscrolls. If you wish to rid yourself of it, I'd advise quitting playing the Elderscrolls. However, seeing as you're unlikely to do so, I'd advise pain killers. And that's where Com comes in
Pain killers, I can supply those!
(Quote messed up a bit)
(Unless it didn't)
It did indeed. My whole post went funky. O.o Huh. Thanks.
8D Im glad you approve ^-^
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 04, 2021, 03:03:30 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on October 04, 2021, 01:28:44 AM
Com
Just Com
what aboot meeeeee? ^-^
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Spoiler
Do you have a medical degree? Like, a legit one?
I thought people didn't need those anymore. Five minutes searching the internet (or five seconds looking through social media) and you're an expert, right? (this is sarcastic. Please make sure you get your medical advice from trustworthy sources.)
I'm a trustworthy source. *Coughs up a sprite.*
Source for a river, maybe.
I'm not sure how to take that. *Hums.*
Rivers aren't salty, that's the sea, you see?
I see, its not the rivers, its the sea
One of the c c c c c c c.
*Hums* 8D
Hmmm? Hmm, hmmm hmmm hmmm. Hmhmmm?
You mock my pain.
*Falls over*
*translates the American* What? Autumn's over? Already?
~_~
*attempts to translate* *error* *error* *error*
*Mwahahahaaaa*
Quote from: Booklover on October 04, 2021, 09:34:46 PM
*translates the American* What? Autumn's over? Already?
No. Chicken biscuit.
(https://c.tenor.com/0lekwR72Q6cAAAAM/pollito-perez.gif)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2021, 12:46:17 AM
Quote from: Booklover on October 04, 2021, 09:34:46 PM
*translates the American* What? Autumn's over? Already?
No. Chicken biscuit.
Biscuit biscuit, or scone like thing?
Quote from: Booklover on October 04, 2021, 09:27:09 PM
You mock my pain.
Your pain should have gone by now, you've been in this topic for a long time...
Quote from: Booklover on October 04, 2021, 10:04:09 PM
*attempts to translate* *error* *error* *error*
*Translation: Ally is a little bit annoyed, also she likes being creative with her keyboard.*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2021, 12:46:17 AM
Quote from: Booklover on October 04, 2021, 09:34:46 PM
*translates the American* What? Autumn's over? Already?
No. Chicken biscuit.
Biscuit biscuit, or scone like thing?
[/quote]
Not cookie biscuit, scone biscuit.
Nay more buttered zconez fer me, mater, Ah'm off tae play ze grand piano...
Biscuits aren't scones though XD
I will never forget hearing about a British person who didn't know that Americans say "cookies" instead of "biscuits" and call something else entirely a biscuit and was introduced to this concept by "chicken biscuits" - They were thinking "chicken cookie" and were properly horrified.
I bet, :giggle: though it doesn't sound horrible...🤔
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2021, 06:06:02 PM
Biscuits aren't scones though XD
I will never forget hearing about a British person who didn't know that Americans say "cookies" instead of "biscuits" and call something else entirely a biscuit and was introduced to this concept by "chicken biscuits" - They were thinking "chicken cookie" and were properly horrified.
Biscuit/cookie is one of the most well known American English/British English differences, though.
I know. :P I have no idea how they didn't know.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 05, 2021, 03:21:08 PM
Nay more buttered zconez fer me, mater, Ah'm off tae play ze grand piano...
Now get up on that table!Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2021, 06:06:02 PM
Biscuits aren't scones though XD
I will never forget hearing about a British person who didn't know that Americans say "cookies" instead of "biscuits" and call something else entirely a biscuit and was introduced to this concept by "chicken biscuits" - They were thinking "chicken cookie" and were properly horrified.
Welll, you
could make a biscuit in the shape of a chicken, and call it a chicken cookie, I suppose...
Quote from: Booklover on October 05, 2021, 08:19:25 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 05, 2021, 06:06:02 PM
Biscuits aren't scones though XD
I will never forget hearing about a British person who didn't know that Americans say "cookies" instead of "biscuits" and call something else entirely a biscuit and was introduced to this concept by "chicken biscuits" - They were thinking "chicken cookie" and were properly horrified.
Biscuit/cookie is one of the most well known American English/British English differences, though.
Besides chips and fries, also there's the whole British accent thing.
*Waddles to a different part of the shop and takes up residence.*
*Takes down the residence* ^-^
*Takes down the Ally.*
Why would you take down your ally?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 06, 2021, 02:24:47 PM
*Waddles to a different part of the shop and takes up residence.*
♪♫ Und zen 'e vaddled ava, (Vaddle Vaddle Vaddle) Und zen 'e vaddled ava, (Vaddle Vaddle Vaddle) ...Til ze very next day. (Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp Bomp) ♫♪
Quite so, an auspicious migration.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 06, 2021, 04:20:26 PM
Why would you take down your ally?
Is Ally
my ally?
Idk, wdyt?
I would like to think so, but I've been slapped so often that it's hard to tell :D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 06, 2021, 04:34:36 PM
Quite so, an auspicious migration.
Quote from: Ally046 on October 06, 2021, 04:20:26 PM
Why would you take down your ally?
Is Ally my ally?
Using the meaning I tend to associate with ally, and a running joke about Kade, then yes.
*Gremlinz come in und ztart mezzin' viz zome o' ze medical equipment und medicinez*
Oh dear. *Waves lollipops in the air* If y'all leave those alone, you can have a lollipop!
*Is transfixed at the sight of the lollipop.*
*Coughs up a Dr. Pepper at mach 2.7* Gracious me.
*doesn't know what maches are (irl), and decides to interpret them as miles per hour*
*2.7mph isn't very impressive, unfortunately for Kade*
*Gets smacked by the soda can.* Ow.
Also, a "mach" is the speed of sound IRL, which is roughly 750 mph.
*Hands Verd a lollipop*
Kade, my guy, do you need some adjustments?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 08:33:01 PM
*Hands Verd a lollipop*
Kade, my guy, do you need some adjustments?
WOO!
*Unwraps the lollipop and bites off a piece.*
Ugh.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 08:33:01 PM
Kade, my guy, do you need some adjustments?
I'm a bit worried as to what said "adjustments" would entail.
8D
*trollege*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 07, 2021, 09:08:57 PM
Ugh.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 08:33:01 PM
Kade, my guy, do you need some adjustments?
I'm a bit worried as to what said "adjustments" would entail.
*Hides wrench behind back* Just, y'know, you've been coughing up a lot of sodas lately.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 07, 2021, 10:08:02 PM
*trollege*
Hi :D
8D 8D 8D
Com add a troll emoji
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 10:08:25 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 07, 2021, 09:08:57 PM
Ugh.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 08:33:01 PM
Kade, my guy, do you need some adjustments?
I'm a bit worried as to what said "adjustments" would entail.
*Hides wrench behind back* Just, y'know, you've been coughing up a lot of sodas lately.
Are you even mechanically inclined? You stay away from me with that wrench.
(https://i.imgur.com/j37xRM1.png)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 05:30:07 PM
Oh dear. *Waves lollipops in the air* If y'all leave those alone, you can have a lollipop!
*Ze Gremlinz avready 'ad lotz o' zveetz at ze cinema vhere zey vatched Znov Vhoite, und zae ztart experimentin' viz chemicalz*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 07, 2021, 10:11:18 PM
Com add a troll emoji
no
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 07, 2021, 10:30:39 PM
Are you even mechanically inclined? You stay away from me with that wrench.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees? Ish? *Advances with different wrench*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 08, 2021, 05:29:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/j37xRM1.png)
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 07, 2021, 05:30:07 PM
Oh dear. *Waves lollipops in the air* If y'all leave those alone, you can have a lollipop!
*Ze Gremlinz avready 'ad lotz o' zveetz at ze cinemia vhere zey vatched Znov Vhoite, und zae ztart experimentin' viz chemicalz*
.... Oh dear. Is there anything they would be tempted by....?
Probably tae get tae vatch Znov Vhoite again. Zey really loike zat movie (fer zome reazon or anozer...).
*Evicts the Gremlins for not paying rent*
*Ze Gremlinz pay Verdauga'z vindovz a vizit viz zledgehammerz*
Now they'll have to pay for the window, along with their rent.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 11, 2021, 06:52:38 PM
*Ze Gremlinz pay Verdauga'z vindovz a vizit viz zledgehammerz*
Plural.
That's okay, they can pay for all of them.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 12, 2021, 12:48:02 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 11, 2021, 06:52:38 PM
*Ze Gremlinz pay Verdauga'z vindovz a vizit viz zledgehammerz*
Plural.
Just because I can't translate HiAGish properly, doesn't mean they have to cheat.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 12, 2021, 12:57:09 AM
That's okay, they can pay for all of them.
This made me burst out laughing. :giggle:
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 11, 2021, 02:36:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 07, 2021, 10:30:39 PM
Are you even mechanically inclined? You stay away from me with that wrench.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees? Ish? *Advances with different wrench*
O- oi, don't bring semantics into this. *Tries to waddle away and hide, but is still a vending machine.*
You're a duck who walked up to a lemonade stand?
No u
How dare you sugget I am one of those bloodthirsty little beasts. Abso-bally-lutely inconceivable!
I am suggeting. You seem to know quite a suspicious amount about them.
Also stop saying that word. I don't think it means what you think it does.
Quote from: Booklover on October 14, 2021, 09:01:55 PM
How dare you sugget I am one of those bloodthirsty little beasts. Abso-bally-lutely inconceivable!
minor speling error
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 11, 2021, 05:04:58 PM
Probably tae get tae vatch Znov Vhoite again. Zey really loike zat movie (fer zome reazon or anozer...).
Understood. *Waggles Snow White CD in the air* HEEEEEEEEERE, LIL GREMLINS! LOOK WHAT I HAAAAAAVE!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2021, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 11, 2021, 02:36:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 07, 2021, 10:30:39 PM
Are you even mechanically inclined? You stay away from me with that wrench.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees? Ish? *Advances with different wrench*
O- oi, don't bring semantics into this. *Tries to waddle away and hide, but is still a vending machine.*
Oh, you're no fun. *Pouts*
A miner spelling error would be a miner spelling error.
A minor, however, is just an excuse for a joke about instruments only have seven letters to spell with, so of course they can't.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2021, 03:31:17 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 14, 2021, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 11, 2021, 02:36:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 07, 2021, 10:30:39 PM
Are you even mechanically inclined? You stay away from me with that wrench.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees? Ish? *Advances with different wrench*
O- oi, don't bring semantics into this. *Tries to waddle away and hide, but is still a vending machine.*
Oh, you're no fun. *Pouts*
Never claimed to be. *Tips over and crashes.* Ow.
You crashed on top of me though. :(
*is too hardcore to die*
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2021, 03:31:17 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 11, 2021, 05:04:58 PM
Probably tae get tae vatch Znov Vhoite again. Zey really loike zat movie (fer zome reazon or anozer...).
Understood. *Waggles Snow White CD in the air* HEEEEEEEEERE, LIL GREMLINS! LOOK WHAT I HAAAAAAVE!
Just saying but, I think Snow White was cannonically 14
Whatever that means, I do hope it works. These Gremlins are becoming annoying.
'Ight. *Pulls out the MG36* EAT LEAD SUCKAS! *Fires the machine gun into the little peewees*
Oh dear.
AHAHAHAHHAAAAA! *Drops empty MG and pulls out a flamethrower* BURN BABY! *Splashes the Gremlins with fire*
Are you sure you aren't One-Eye's alternate account?
No
That explains a lot of things.
Don't bother me. I'm killing things. *Does said killing*
...Things, as in Lass of something much, and Shisteer of nothing much?
.... gremlins*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 16, 2021, 02:37:03 AM
...Things, as in Lass of something much, and Shisteer of nothing much?
My brain. *Death*
Wat?
*Nothing* Shh. Don't worry aboot it. ^-^
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 01:31:08 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2021, 03:31:17 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 11, 2021, 05:04:58 PM
Probably tae get tae vatch Znov Vhoite again. Zey really loike zat movie (fer zome reazon or anozer...).
Understood. *Waggles Snow White CD in the air* HEEEEEEEEERE, LIL GREMLINS! LOOK WHAT I HAAAAAAVE!
Just saying but, I think Snow White was cannonically 14
Yeah she was really young. :P Not great.
*Would help Kade and Flib, but Kade told me to not go near him*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 02:32:46 AM
Don't bother me. I'm killing things. *Does said killing*
OI! QUIT IT! NO KILLING IN MY SHOP!
Technically, I did specify not to approach with a certain wrench, but if you just wish to leave Flib to suffer then I understand :laugh:
*Is offended*
Why so?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 16, 2021, 05:02:16 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 01:31:08 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on October 15, 2021, 03:31:17 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 11, 2021, 05:04:58 PM
Probably tae get tae vatch Znov Vhoite again. Zey really loike zat movie (fer zome reazon or anozer...).
Understood. *Waggles Snow White CD in the air* HEEEEEEEEERE, LIL GREMLINS! LOOK WHAT I HAAAAAAVE!
Just saying but, I think Snow White was cannonically 14
Yeah she was really young. :P Not great.
*Would help Kade and Flib, but Kade told me to not go near him*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 02:32:46 AM
Don't bother me. I'm killing things. *Does said killing*
OI! QUIT IT! NO KILLING IN MY SHOP!
Oke *stops*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 16, 2021, 04:38:23 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 16, 2021, 02:37:03 AM
...Things, as in Lass of something much, and Shisteer of nothing much?
My brain. *Death*
;D I'm so evil, right.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 16, 2021, 05:06:22 AM
Technically, I did specify not to approach with a certain wrench, but if you just wish to leave Flib to suffer then I understand :laugh:
Suffer what again?
I need help.
There is a mosquito bite on my heel.
Help.
Also, I think Flib may be dead by this point. She's been trapped under a vending machine (me) for two weeks now.
Ye. She was a good evil chook. (https://redwallabbey.com/forum/Smileys/classic/cry.gif)
Eh, good is relative.
*Threating glance*
@Cornflower MM you may be need here in a sec...
*Can't see the glance.* Why? What's going on?
*Happy pills* "Nothing Kade."
I don't think that's their proper use >_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 01, 2021, 02:02:08 PM
Also, I think Flib may be dead by this point. She's been trapped under a vending machine (me) for two weeks now.
Apart from having a bloody nose (irl, from a boy hitting a ball waaaay too hard at my face last night), I'm doing ok.
Goodness. Well, apart from the bloody nose, it's good that you're still alive.
Indeed. :)
Illnezz
Needz
Dry
Eye
Eatin'
Doughnutz
*Rumbles at the mention of doughnuts.*
*challenges Kade to a duel to the death pain* The winner gets the doughnuts!
I mean, I'm a vending machine. Not sure I'll be able to put up much of a fight.
On the other hand, I don't think I feel pain either, soooo....
You could stop working and go on strike.
(And "to the pain" is a Princess Bride reference.)
(I know ^-^)
Honestly, I'm pretty sure I'm not getting paid in the first place.
*pays Kade a thousand dollars in food*
*Unfortunately is a vending machine and can't actually eat the food.*
:(
*is sad* :(
Life is like that sometimes.