My OITB's (Overly Imprisoned Teddy Bears) Are going missing! For those of you who don't know what OITBs are, they are my minions and they do as I command. Imprisoned teddy bears can be quite viscous. Any way that is besides the point they are slowly disappearing with out a trace. I now have 30 less than I used to and the number is slowly increasing! HELP!
Like I would help you.... 8)
What do I do?!?
They sound tasty; time for a troll get together/barbeque!
Skar! Be nive! Here's the key to my barracks o LLBEs. Go munch on them.
Yum.
*Goes off*
!Another five are missing just to day! I sent out a search party of OTIBs to look for them but they haven't returned yet either so make that 10...
Terror-frying!!!!!! Anything I can do to help?
... I have a seeking suspicion that it is Corns fault... >:( She keeps stealing my stuff.
*Hits a button on watch and hologram thingy appears above it* Hmm...I'm tracking her into an abandoned power plant. What do ya think, should we go after her?
I know I'm going! *Puts on cool sunglasses* 8)
Is that even a question? Of course we go after her. This is a matter of honer! *Gears up with rubber bands for ammunition (I am actually a very good shot in RL), My Frying pan and Rapier,*
*Gets backpack and starts putting things in it, including rope (in case we have to tie Corn up) binoculars, and snacks* *Tucks a dirk in my belt* Alright, I'm ready to go! *Sets off for the power plant*
HEY! Would anyone like to know that, contrary to poular opinion, I'm not the one taking your OITBs? And, why are you tracking my dirty l;aundery?
Why is your dirty laundry in a power plant!?
Because I just got attacked by OITBs, and it was the only way to get them off my tail. . . . ? *Says this slowly* *Door opens, and all the missing OITBs come pouring in and start attacking me* HEEEEELP!
*Backflips into power plant to retrieve the dirty laundry*
HELP HELP HELP HEEEEEELP!
Oh My search party! but where is the rest of them... WHAT there all still missing... AND YOU LOST GREG! ok... You can stop tickling Corn now.... I SAID YOU MAY STOP NOW! Theodore! Tell your soldiers to call off their attack.
*Screams* STOP IT!!!!!!!
*Rolls eyes* EVERY ONE FREEZE! There that's better. Now back to my point.
Quote from: Cornflower MM on August 01, 2014, 10:20:29 PM
Because I just got attacked by OITBs, and it was the only way to get them off my tail. . . . ? *Says this slowly*
A likely story.
* is sitting in my Mind Palace laughing evilly surrounded by my Gadnain otters, and Nightmare Bunnies*
*stops laughing momentarily, and big booming voice coming from thunder clouds that appeared over the power plants says*
I HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS OITBS! THEY ARE IN MY INVINSIABLE DUNGEON! I HAVE DRUGGED THEM SO THEY ARE UNCONSCIOUS. SOON I SHALL THROW THEM INTO MY GUMMY BEAR VOLCANO WHERE THEY SHALL BE DESTROYED. BUT I SHALL GIVE YOU A CHNACE TO FIND MY SECRET, HIDDEND DUNGEON. FIRST YOU MUST SAIL ACCROSS THE GIANT EEL INFESTED SEA, UNTIL YOU COME TO THE CILFFS OF INSAINITY. YOU SHALL RECEIVE FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS THERE.
*big booming voice stops, and thunder clouds disappear*
I'm up for it!
There is just one itty bitty problem. I can see right threw your bluff. OITB's can't be drugged. You can't drug fluff. ::)
I still think Corn has them... *Looks suspiciously at Corn*
*Second evil voice* Not drugged, maybe. But my sedative is a drug of the mind, with no physical form or symptoms. At the very least, these teddy bears of yours have some semblance of animated life, no? Then they can fall prey to my plague.
You know you are no fun when you get like this... I hate it when he turns into an all powerful technology boss. ::) >:(
Any way. THEY ARE MY CREATIONS AND THEY FALLOW MY RULES... they can't be drugged in any way, Period. (DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE FACT I TYPED OUT THE WORD PERIOD AT THE END (don't ask why I think you might have just do as I say)
I still think they were tasty. . . I mean, they LOOK tasty, not are, er, were, er. . . gotta go!
AAAHHH! Skarzs ate the OITBs!
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 02, 2014, 08:13:40 PM
There is just one itty bitty problem. I can see right threw your bluff. OITB's can't be drugged. You can't drug fluff. ::)
I still think Corn has them... *Looks suspiciously at Corn*
You know that Skar just said that he thinks they were tasty, right?
Yeah, but he said were, not are, so in other words he ate them.
*Breaks Lady Amber's neck*
She doesn't need to know that I ate them! Er, I mean, I totally didn't eat them!
(Crud)
Skar, please don't break peoples necks. Or would you like even MORE time as target practice for my WCFPWS?
(I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore, I'm not here anymore. . .)
(Yes you are, yes you are, yes you are, yes you are. . . .)
YOU WHAT! :o
No.
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 03, 2014, 02:28:24 AM
YOU WHAT! :o
Nothing! Totally didn't eat your teddy bears!
*Burps up cotton stuffing*
:-X
Uh oh. . .
YOU! despicable! :o >:(
*sulks* The OITBs have been stolen from my cells. Before I got a chance to move them to my secret dungeon. But at least I know who took them from me!
I know that too Scarzs ATE THEM!!!! :o >:(
YES HE DID!!! WCFPWS, GO GET SKARZS!!!! *Skar is quickly turned into a big pile if small squirrels wielding frying pans and woodcarving kjnives*
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 03, 2014, 05:08:09 PM
I know that too Scarzs ATE THEM!!!! :o >:(
No, Faiy, its worse than that. Eolyiaf has them.
:o :o :o :o :o WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! That little yellow mirror has them! How do you know this are you with her!
Yeah! *Gives Rach the stink eye* Are you working with Eolyiaf?!
No, I just got a random, crazy message from her earlier. And anyway, my Nightmare Bunnies are allergic to mirror people.
Hmm. . . . .
... It was an insulting analogy. ::)
I stole them.
*Muffled voice is heard from the pile of squirrels as a troll arm pops out, one finger pointed*
It is worth noting that Eolyiaf gave some to me for a snack, so it wasn't entirely my fault.
Sure.
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 03, 2014, 11:22:22 PM
I stole them.
TAM STOLE THEM!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 04, 2014, 12:43:19 AM
*Muffled voice is heard from the pile of squirrels as a troll arm pops out, one finger pointed*
It is worth noting that Eolyiaf gave some to me for a snack, so it wasn't entirely my fault.
Likely story. I think Eolyiaf, Skar, and Tam are in cahoots! :o :o :o
Could be.... ;D
Well, at least I'm not involved. >:D
But, maybe you are, Rachel!
A mysterious plot twist!
She sold me out why would I want to work with her?
EOLYIAF!!!!!! *Pounces on Eolyiaf*
*laughs evilly, and grabs some OITBs, then disappears into a portal*
OITBs Promptly overpower Rachel, put her in a box and then come back thew the portal.
BAD RACHEL!!!!!!!!
Uh ::)
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 03, 2014, 01:00:41 AM
*Breaks Lady Amber's neck*
She doesn't need to know that I ate them! Er, I mean, I totally didn't eat them!
(Crud)
*Magically heals neck* *Eyes go blood red* Revenge!
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 05, 2014, 06:16:45 PM
OITBs Promptly overpower Rachel, put her in a box and then come back thew the portal.
*but since my portal can only be accessed by me, and break out of box, and my Nightmare Bunnies have an epic battle with OIMTs, and locks them up in OITBs proof boxes*
Remember, I own the Prison Topic. I WILL LOCK ALL OF YOU UP IN TINY CELLS!
Quote from: Lady Amber on August 06, 2014, 05:04:40 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 03, 2014, 01:00:41 AM
*Breaks Lady Amber's neck*
She doesn't need to know that I ate them! Er, I mean, I totally didn't eat them!
(Crud)
*Magically heals neck* *Eyes go blood red* Revenge!
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Quote from: rachel25 on August 06, 2014, 05:06:43 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 05, 2014, 06:16:45 PM
OITBs Promptly overpower Rachel, put her in a box and then come back thew the portal.
*but since my portal can only be accessed by me, and break out of box, and my Nightmare Bunnies have an epic battle with OIMTs, and locks them up in OITBs proof boxes*
Remember, I own the Prison Topic. I WILL LOCK ALL OF YOU UP IN TINY CELLS!
Not gonna happen, because I won't fit. :P
Hi.
*Looks around warily.*
Quote from: Tam and Martin on August 06, 2014, 08:48:33 PM
Hi.
Hi, Tam.
Quote from: Delthion on August 06, 2014, 10:05:35 PM
*Looks around warily.*
Good idea, Oracle. But, you know what's evn better? Run screaming before you get too into this topic, if you catch my drift.
*Accidentally turns into the Shadowhound and (true to a dog's nature.) Starts chasing an OITB.
Hi Corny.
REVIVE!!!
Um... Revive was not necessary... :P This Topic is still going strong.
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 06, 2014, 06:01:02 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on August 06, 2014, 05:04:40 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on August 03, 2014, 01:00:41 AM
*Breaks Lady Amber's neck*
She doesn't need to know that I ate them! Er, I mean, I totally didn't eat them!
(Crud)
*Magically heals neck* *Eyes go blood red* Revenge!
YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME!
No way! *Rushes Skarzs*
Quote from: Faiyloe on August 08, 2014, 12:20:27 AM
Um... Revive was not necessary... :P This Topic is still going strong.
Eh, who cares, saying revive in huge letters is quite amusing. ;D
*Cackles*
*eats popcorn*
*hides*
*Continues rushing Skarzs* >:D
Everyone hates poor Skarzles.
I know, right? ;D (It was his fault though, seeing he broke my neck. I'm simply getting revenge)
::)
Quote from: Lady Amber on August 09, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
I know, right? ;D (It was his fault though, seeing he broke my neck. I'm simply getting revenge)
Still.
I'm gonna say it...
Spoiler
Cac-must resist! Must not cackle! *Cackles* Noooooo!!!
::)
Aw, you look so soft and squishy!
*Squishes Lady Amber*
Oops. Um. . . maybe a little too squishy.
*Magically regenerates* I AM NOT SQUISHY!!! >:(
*Sets Skarzs on fire* >:D
Cute. I'm STONE; not gonna burn.
You're still squishy.
See why you shoudln't side with Skarzs, Amber?
You're pretty squishy, too, Tam.
*Pats Tam's squishy head*
Considered that you are a hard head, yes anyone is squishy.
This conversation reminds me of that scene in Hetalia between Russia and Latvia
Russia: *Pats Latvia on the head* I was wondering what makes you such an itty bitty guy mister Latvia
Latvia: Perhaps it's because of you, because of your hand I mean, every time you see me you crush my cervical a bunch, perhaps if you weren't so affectionate the blood could continue to flow to my brain when you're around.
Good find, Jet. ;D
LOL! ;D
Perhaps if you weren't as affectionate Skarzs.....
Quote from: Lady Amber on August 18, 2014, 07:51:05 PM
*Magically regenerates* I AM NOT SQUISHY!!! >:(
*Sets Skarzs on fire* >:D
Oh, boy. Amber, enough God Moding.
Well, hey, Skarzs squished me!
Hush. It's not my fault you're so easy to squish. Besides, it was an accident.
(My brother read this topic and was laughing really hard)
Well of course ^