Hiag'z Torture Chamberz! Ziz vill be open vonce ah return from me Vinter off ze computer. More information available at ze return! Tvill open zome toime in ze beginnin' o' February. Da svidaniya until zen!
*Runz off tae ze Front Lavnz*UPDATE:...Und na' viz it bein' vell pazt February (albeit zeveral Februaryiez), tiz vell pazt toime fer ziz tae be open! Zae, vizoot furzer ado...
Velcome tae Hiag'z Torture Chamberz! 'ere iz a vazt zyztem o' chamberz, dungeonz, prizon cellz und etc. fer ye tae uze fer torture! Na' zome real interrogatin' can be ztarted! Ze Torture Chamberz iz a labyrinth o' innumerable roomz, corridorz, ztaircazez, tunnelz, und etc. Furzer dezcription o' it iz belov (viz lezz accent added tae it!) zae ye can learn av aboot ziz wunderbar place und vot it 'az tae offer.
The Torture Chambers are not only three-dimensional in their structure (i.e. they go left, right, up, down, forward, back, sideways, und etc.) but also are frequently changing. In other words, rooms/corridors/passages und etc. will change where they are in the Torture Chambers, at one point being a corridor away and the next being somewhere else- this is for further torture for those trying to traverse it. We have a very large selection of methods of torture.
- We have the old Iron Maiden, along with a different version of one where as you are being closed into it Iron Maiden music is being played.
- We also have the Vogon Poetry Reading Room, where you are tied to a chair and made to listen to a Vogon recite poetry, and then asked to tell them what you thought of it. Quite a popular method of torture.
- There is the Frozen Let It Go Room, where you are tied to a chair and made to listen to that song from the movie Frozen, "Let It Go", over and over and over endlessly.
- We have Waterboarding, one of many favourites for getting otherbeasts to talk.
- We have The Rack, where you are tied to a Rack, and have your body stretched to the more-than-painful point of it being overbearngly strained and eventually pulled apart.
- We have The Really Comfy Chair, where you are put into a very comfortable chair. Quite the one to cause terror.
- We have Denailing.
- We have The Embrace Of Pain (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Embrace_of_Pain), a favourite of the Yuuzhan Vong (from Star Wars) where your body is attached to a living creature and you are kept upside down, and every time you pull it pulls you tighter, as well as keeping you at a constant amount of pain, and keeping you alive and tending to any wounds and illnesses, so that you continue to be subject to the torture. More ken on it can found by following the link.
- We have The Devil's Snare (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Devil%27s_Snare) plant, where it constricts you, and the more you resist, the tighter it pulls you. And what?! You think you can just remain still and relax, and then not be harmed, like in Harry Potter?! HA!!! We have something additional for that! You will be injected with a very large dose of caffeine, making it completely impossible for you to sit still. More ken on it can found by following the link.
- There are more things available, and more will be added!
Zae, again, Velcome tae ze Torture Chamberz! Ah'll pozt av o' ziz in ze firzt pozt tae 'ave it eazy to reach, and any furzer additionz tae ze lizt vill be put on zere. Ze ken und directionz o' vhere each o' ze roomz, corridorz, und etc. are currently, iz pzychically in me 'ead, zae feel free tae azk me if ye really vant tae get directionz tae a place. Or ye can try tae foind it on yer ovn. Zere iz alzae a teleporter if ye really vant tae get tae a place quickfazt...Alzough zometoimez ye end up zomevhere elze inztead. Eizer vay, Enjoy yer toime in
Hiag'z Torture Chamberz!
Seriously, what does Da svidaniya mean?
*attempts to break in*
Apparently it's Russian: "Do svidaniya" is "Until we next meet".
*Busts in and takes over* Mwuahahahahaha!
*busts in after Lady Amber and defenstrates her*
*Bursts in and defenestrates Drake* You people need to find your own signature moves, defenestration is mine!
*Bursts in and decapitates Jet.*
Fine, I did!
*My ghost rises from my corpse* Oh you're so gonna wish you hadn't done that. It's poultergeist time!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Exorcist comes. And gets rid of a ghost possessing me.* (Please go along with this it's going to be funny!)
Otto the Exorcist: "Now goodness and purity will reign in your heart, soul, and a little bit of your knee."
SREE! I CANNOT BE BANISHED! THE CRAB GHOSTS WILL RULE SUPREME! SKREEEEEEE! *CLACK*
No, it was a reference from the Carol Burnett Show!
The Reference
That... was the most awful, horrible thing I have ever seen, excuse me while I pour bleach on my brain
Do you mind if I take a sample of your bleached-over brain for the sake of scientific curiosity?
*Defenestrates torture chambers* I have a rather large window. ;D
* Smashes through wall and dismembers Russa*
*Smashes through the wall next to The Mask*
OH YEAHHHHHH!
Also, I have a more civilized window than yours.
*Enters through window politely and decapitates Conrad.*
I'm gunna bump this, cause I have to see what will happen here this February...
*Defenestrates Ungatt*
It means "To throw out of a window" it's my signature move, people tried to steal it before which made me angry
Wait, so I was the own out a window.... *Falls*
*Decapitates Ungatt.*
Again??? I'm already on the ground!
Not defenestrates, decapitates, I have separated your head from your body.
O_O
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on December 03, 2014, 08:04:09 AM
*Bursts in and defenestrates Drake* You people need to find your own signature moves, defenestration is mine!
I do, but people tend to dislike baby turtle eating things.
*Decapitates Badger.*
*defenestrates Del ad. infinitum*
*revives for hiag, as he is back*
*Bursts Sam's head like a watermelon*
*Enters room* Sorry to spoil your fun, but torture is banned under section 3A of article 12 in the law. So.... yeah, I'm gonna have to arrest you.
*Bursts Izeroth's head like a watermelon with an arrow*
*Walks in*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 03, 2015, 09:18:46 AM
*Bursts Izeroth's head like a watermelon with an arrow*
*Regenerates head* Do you know what you're getting into, punk?!
*Walks in dressed entirely in black with a dark mask covering face.* Alright someone summoned the worlds best torturer, Well I have arrived.
:( Why burst my head? *regenerates*
*Is freaked out by the macabre scenes that greet my tender young eyes*
*Whacks Russa on the head with a cask of amontillado*
*Bursts Izeroth's and Russa's head like a watermelon with an arrow*
*Turns Ash's head to solid metal*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on February 07, 2015, 07:44:51 AM
*Bursts Izeroth's and Russa's head like a watermelon with an arrow*
Quote from: Izeroth on February 07, 2015, 04:08:07 AM
*Whacks Russa on the head with a cask of amontillado*
Oh, look, you killed my hologram.
*Pokes head in* *Whispers* Russa, I think you should get out of here.
...Und na' viz it bein' vell pazt February (albeit zeveral Februaryiez), tiz vell pazt toime fer ziz tae be open! Zae, vizoot furzer ado...
Velcome tae Hiag'z Torture Chamberz! 'ere iz a vazt zyztem o' chamberz, dungeonz, prizon cellz und etc. fer ye tae uze fer torture! Na' zome real interrogatin' can be ztarted! Ze Torture Chamberz iz a labyrinth o' innumerable roomz, corridorz, ztaircazez, tunnelz, und etc. Furzer dezcription o' it iz belov (viz lezz accent added tae it!) zae ye can learn av aboot ziz wunderbar place und vot it 'az tae offer.
The Torture Chambers are not only three-dimensional in their structure (i.e. they go left, right, up, down, forward, back, sideways, und etc.) but also are frequently changing. In other words, rooms/corridors/passages und etc. will change where they are in the Torture Chambers, at one point being a corridor away and the next being somewhere else- this is for further torture for those trying to traverse it. We have a very large selection of methods of torture.
- We have the old Iron Maiden, along with a different version of one where as you are being closed into it Iron Maiden music is being played.
- We also have the Vogon Poetry Reading Room, where you are tied to a chair and made to listen to a Vogon recite poetry, and then asked to tell them what you thought of it. Quite a popular method of torture.
- There is the Frozen Let It Go Room, where you are tied to a chair and made to listen to that song from the movie Frozen, "Let It Go", over and over and over endlessly.
- We have Waterboarding, one of many favourites for getting otherbeasts to talk.
- We have The Rack, where you are tied to a Rack, and have your body stretched to the more-than-painful point of it being overbearngly strained and eventually pulled apart.
- We have The Really Comfy Chair, where you are put into a very comfortable chair. Quite the one to cause terror.
- We have Denailing.
- We have The Embrace Of Pain (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Embrace_of_Pain), a favourite of the Yuuzhan Vong (from Star Wars) where your body is attached to a living creature and you are kept upside down, and every time you pull it pulls you tighter, as well as keeping you at a constant amount of pain, and keeping you alive and tending to any wounds and illnesses, so that you continue to be subject to the torture. More ken on it can found by following the link.
- We have The Devil's Snare (https://harrypotter.fandom.com/wiki/Devil%27s_Snare) plant, where it constricts you, and the more you resist, the tighter it pulls you. And what?! You think you can just remain still and relax, and then not be harmed, like in Harry Potter?! HA!!! We have something additional for that! You will be injected with a very large dose of caffeine, making it completely impossible for you to sit still. More ken on it can found by following the link.
- There are more things available, and more will be added!
Zae, again, Velcome tae ze Torture Chamberz! Ah'll pozt av o' ziz in ze firzt pozt tae 'ave it eazy to reach, and any furzer additionz tae ze lizt vill be put on zere. Ze ken und directionz o' vhere each o' ze roomz, corridorz, und etc. are currently, iz pzychically in me 'ead, zae feel free tae azk me if ye really vant tae get directionz tae a place. Or ye can try tae foind it on yer ovn. Zere iz alzae a teleporter if ye really vant tae get tae a place quickfazt...Alzough zometoimez ye end up zomevhere elze inztead. Eizer vay, Enjoy yer toime in
Hiag'z Torture Chamberz!
Well, well, well! *Rubs paws together* What have we here!
A place for my characters to suffer at the end of Book II?
Quote from: MathLuk on September 08, 2019, 07:42:55 PM
A place for my characters to suffer at the end of Book II?
*Gathp* W-w-what?
Don't worry!
No blood will be spilled.
That's what I can promise you.
Quote from: MathLuk on September 08, 2019, 08:22:36 PM
Don't worry!
No blood will be spilled.
That's what I can promise you.
I'd sigh with relief but... :P
I already torture myself every second of every minute of my life. So tell me HIAG. How is anything here supposed to hurt me?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 09, 2019, 02:33:04 AM
I already torture myself every second of every minute of my life.
Come 'ere, buddy! *Hugs One-Eye* *Pats him on the head*
GROUP HUG!!!
*Creeps slowly backwards*
Ah! Ah! Ah! Jarky! You're an RRR member now, you have to be in the group hug! *Drags Jarky into the hug pile*
*Hugs Jarky and the rest of the group* Long live the RRR!
This seems like a good place to send anyone who's proved guilty at Sebias's court! :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 10, 2019, 03:39:01 AM
This seems like a good place to send anyone who's proved guilty at Sebias's court! :D
Hmm... What a good idea! Who's on trial again? ... *Glances over at Jarky*
So this is where the foot massages will take place... how interesting.
Well, since this is called the torture chambers, I think it could be appropriate to massage a little bit harder than necessary...
*Squeak* Er- you may start on One-Eye...
Or Seb. Just don't look my way.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 10, 2019, 03:39:01 AM
This seems like a good place to send anyone who's proved guilty at Sebias's court! :D
Indeed, ziz iz exactly ze place fer it!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 11, 2019, 01:29:27 AM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 10, 2019, 03:39:01 AM
This seems like a good place to send anyone who's proved guilty at Sebias's court! :D
Indeed, ziz iz exactly ze place fer it!
Ooh! I say! *Rubs hands and cackles* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Enters*
*Attempts to exit*
*enters*
*sits around*
Hmm... *Turns to
@MathLuk* Maybe I should foot massage
him... *Evil grin*
Wait.... no. No. No!
I mean, I've already did that to a character of mine, but...
*Even eviler grin*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 12, 2019, 08:08:02 AM
*Even eviler grin*
You? No!
-Asmodean, The Fires of Heaven, Chapter 56
*Grabs popcorn* :o
Got the popcorn out.
Please.
*Stares in horror and then puts paws over my eyes* This ain't gonna be pretty
*Pins MathLuk to the ground*
Let him have it Jarky!
*Advances, grinning* Wait... Do I bloomin' smell POPCORN?! *Turns*
Now, now.
There's still time to talk instead of directly rushing into the torture...
*Walks towards
@Sebias of Redwall* POOOOPCOOOOOORN!!!
Yes! That way!
What? No! Stay away from my popcorn!!! *Runs about while holding the popcorn over my head* Go foot massage
@MathLuk or something!
I doubt that would be a good idea!
Quote from: MathLuk on September 15, 2019, 07:28:44 PM
I doubt that would be a good idea!
Hmm... You might doubt it, but I
know that it would be a great idea. ;D
Well, otter paws are the best! Yours are simply exquisite!
Believe me. I know that more than anyone.
Hmm... otter paws are the best but... What a minute, what kind of redwall creature are you?
Not telling, but my profile pic might just be a clue...
Hmm... *Strokes chin* A clue... what in the world could you be...
Spoiler
Kidding! I was thinking fox, but I wasn't 100% sure.
Just don't touch my brush and your rudder will still be attached to your body, lutrine fiend!
*slams an axe into the back of my head*
Hmm... Maybe I can massage One-Eye!
Yeah. Good idea.
Actually, nah. *Walks back towards
@MathLuk*
Well, cat paws are irresistible...
*Pins Mathluk again* Well fox paws are even more irresistible.
Arrrrrgh! Help! Somebeast!
Shhhhhh, it's just a foot massage.
Quote from: MathLuk on September 16, 2019, 11:01:20 AM
Well, cat paws are irresistible...
*gestures to claws* only if you wanna die.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 16, 2019, 04:32:45 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on September 16, 2019, 11:01:20 AM
Well, cat paws are irresistible...
*gestures to claws* only if you wanna die.
Seriously. They'll purr!
A bit too loudly, but a purr's a purr!
Quote from: MathLuk on September 16, 2019, 05:07:17 PM
but a purr's a purr!
More commonly known as a growl. ;D
^^^
*High fives*
Distinction without a difference.
I literally have no idea what you mean
GOOD!
Chill.
Aaaaaah!
Help! HELP! ZU HILFE!
RUN WAYCASTER!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
*Sits down and watches as the epic drama unfolds...*
*Grabs a dagger* Well, I wouldn't want to have anything but the best torturing- er, massaging device, eh
@MathLuk?
Please, Ms. Jarky, you wouldn't want to do that...
I don't mind massaging you! It's fine!
Well, not for me.
Just don't. No. NO! NEIN!
*Replaces dagger with feather duster*
You wanted the best...
*Continues to watch as the Drama intensifies*
Well, I appreciate the gesture...
Can you please get me out of here, good sir?
Are you talking to me or Grey?
*is torturing myself while laughing maniacally*
Anyone, help!
Save him, One-eye! *Crowd starts chanting* Save him! Save him! Save him!
*stabs jarky in the face, and throws
@MathLuk out of the topic*
Phew. Bye!
*Stares at the chain that is attached to Mathluk's paw* Uhh...
Drat.
Splat
Bat
Ooh! Good idea! *Grabs a cricket bat*
*Starts hitting crickets with the bat* :P
Ah. I'll stick with the knife.
Well, yes...
Anybeast interested in getting me out of here?
Nah. We wouldn't want to deprive you of a nice foot massage.
Well, depriving me of a foot massage is rather welcoming of you...
Please?
I'm getting PAID for this. Though a good bribe might change my mind...
Let me go! Take the money and unchain me!
I don't want money! ::)
What do you want? Just tell me!
What ever he offers you Jarky... I'll double it.
I can offer you one of Grey's pawpads...
I *can* offer you all my pawpads, but you'd be far more interested in... food. Amiright?
As a side-note, Wayway how are you in a position to offer anything all chained up as you are?
Don't ask.
And get that feather duster away from me!
Have fun Jarky!
*Puts on 3D goggles to make the experience more satisfying*
But... but you'll be too dizzy to see clearly!
Dizzy?
Yeah. 3D glasses create two different polarised lights, so dizziness could be a side effect.
Now can you unchain me?
NO WAY!
Well, thank you for keeping me ungagged of course.
I understand that you want to hear me scream, but thanks anyways.
....
....
....
....This topic is twisted.
....
....*Cuts Mathluk's chain with bolt-cutters*
....Here you go....
*Walks away*
*Chains Mathluk up again*
*Facepalms*
*Frees Mathluk again*
*PUTS MATHLUK IN EVERLASTING, UNBREAKABLE CHAINS*
*And chains Verdauga for good measure*
Thank you Grey. *Takes Grey's example and chains up everyone in the forum apart from Grey. And me.*
Not helping...
*Breaks chains away from wall. Everyone's chains.*
Really, Jarky? I thought you didn't want to do the foot massages.
Oh look! We're free! *runs into another topic* :D
*Chains everyone up all over again, except Jarky and myself*
Quick Jarky, afore they escape!
*Tickles
@MathLuk's paws with a feather duster*
Hahahahahahaheeeeelp!
*Chops feather duster in half with cleaver.*
Mathluk, Run! Before it's too late!!
*Iznae chained up becauze tiz 'iz Torture Chamberz*
Hey what is goin' on down here?
It's fun. *Hand Jarky a more powerful feather duster* I think Verdauga should go next...
Good plan! Or Kreg.
Hahahahahahaaaaaanyone!!
I'm not ticklish.
*Unlocks chains and puts thick shoes on Waycaster's feet* ;D
Um i'm gonna leave *slips away*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 20, 2019, 04:54:31 PM
*Unlocks chains and puts thick shoes on Waycaster's feet* ;D
Thank you for your kindness, good sir.
The world needs more folk like you.
*Uses an electric feather duster on Seb's feet*
*Takes
@MathLuk's boots off and chains him up again*
Eep!
Can I help?
NO.
*snaps chains and repeatedly stabs Jark.
is that torture or is that flat out just killing people?
*Heals, then chains
@MathLuk up again*
well how do I leave this place? I just found myself here...
*cleans knife* Wanna die?
no..........?
That be the only way to leave.
how did everyone get here?
Don't ask.
Quote from: Kreg on September 21, 2019, 03:42:27 AM
well how do I leave this place? I just found myself here...
You wanna leave, huh?
Take a left at "Not Coming Back Avenue", keep going till you come to "Don't Care No More Lane" and take a right. There's your exit.
Almost forgot: there's a big door labeled "
NOPE!"
Go through that. And don't. Stop. Running.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 20, 2019, 06:45:42 PM
*Uses an electric feather duster on Seb's feet*
*Glances down* *Glances up* *Cracks knuckles*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 21, 2019, 11:21:35 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 20, 2019, 06:45:42 PM
*Uses an electric feather duster on Seb's feet*
*Glances down* *Glances up* *Cracks knuckles*
Not even laughing? *Throws feather duster away* I will have to think of a better torture method.
Don't look this way. Please don't look this way
what did you say? *looks over*
Wayway... you're not a torture method. You're a victim. There's a difference.
Good. Please don't notice me. I am not here.
*Gulps*
Well, there are all these people here! Grey, we can go through them one by one! *Chains up everyone in the forum*
*...Except ze Torture Chamberz' ovner*
Well, that goes without saying. And I didn't chain up me or Grey either.
Or me, for that matter.
*Sticks out tongue*
*Chains Verdauga up* *Begins to use my feather duster on him*
You can't chain me up! I denied it!
I think that's how it works anyway.
*Is fairly unaffected by the feather duster.*
Hey,
@The Grey Coincidence, can I borrow your electric feather duster?
*Breaks chain from wall and leaves.*
*Verdauga meetz a ten-feet tav Ghoul in ze pazzagevay vho "convincez" 'im tae gae back und chain 'imzelf up again; Ze Ghoul leavez, but moight be ztill zomevhere clozeby, vatching*
I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
*Passes the elctric featherduster to Jarky*
Meanwhile hmmm... how shall I torture Sebbie.
*Breaks chain and leaves, blasting ghoul with FIRE!!*
*Ze Ghoul, vho 'appenz tae be vearin' a fireproof zuit, "convincez" Verdauga back intae 'iz chainz* Na' ztay put or ye're bein' zrovn intae ze Devil'z Znare. After bein' injected viz a LARGE amount o' caffeine zae ye cannae ztay ztill!
*Hits 'Leave Topic' button.*
*Ze Ghoul 'az removed ze connection tae it, makin' it impozzible tae exit ze topic*
Hi! Can I join in? I'd like to be a torturer if you don't mind. I'm not exactly a huge fan of being tortured but it's fun to watch other people suffer.
Well, please don't.
Of course. You can't start on Mathluk though! I need to finish tickling him.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 06:59:56 AM
Of course. You can't start on Mathluk though! I need to finish tickling him.
Hey, wait...
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 06:59:56 AM
Of course. You can't start on Mathluk though! I need to finish tickling him.
Thanks! I'll leave Mathluk to you. (unless you want me to fill in while you're busy elsewhere)
*rubs hands together, chuckling in quiet glee* Who wants to be my first victim?
Seb is taken too. He's mine.
*picks up sword and begins to cut my head off*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 25, 2019, 06:59:56 AM
Of course. You can't start on Mathluk though! I need to finish tickling him.
Doesn't
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy need to approve that choice? ;D
*Uses Grey's electric feather duster on
@MathLuk*
Hahahahahahahahahahahastopit!
Relax,
@MathLuk! It's just torture.
It's hahahahahahahahahahahard!
What is? And do speak more clearly. I can barely understand you!
Keva isn't reserved, is she? *chains Keva to the ceiling by her footpaw* It's always more effective if the victim is upside down.
Now, tickling seems to be the order of the day so I'll just drench you in coconut oil and set the schnauzers loose.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 09:38:00 AM
What is? And do speak more clearly. I can barely understand you!
*laughs incoherently while paws flail*
Listen, I really don't see what the problem is.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 09:29:46 PM
Listen, I really don't see what the problem is.
Heeeeeeeeeeelp!
*chuckles, too exhausted to laugh*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2019, 10:04:35 AM
Keva isn't reserved, is she? *chains Keva to the ceiling by her footpaw* It's always more effective if the victim is upside down.
Now, tickling seems to be the order of the day so I'll just drench you in coconut oil and set the schnauzers loose.
Yes, she is. *Snaps
@Keva Strongbow's chain's and opens the door* look, just get out of here. You want no part in this.
*taps foot irritably* Well who can be my victim then? It's no fun if everyone is reserved! I quit! *chains self to wall and sulks*
*Runs and grabs a hose!* Eww coconut is Grosssss!
*Starts to take One-Eye's advice and leave topic but then stops*
@shisteer of nothing much would u like me to be your torturer? :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 27, 2019, 02:02:45 AM
*Runs and grabs a hose!* Eww coconut is Grosssss!
*Starts to take One-Eye's advice and leave topic but then stops* @shisteer of nothing much would u like me to be your torturer? :D
What are you talking about? Coconut is delicious!
Yes please! It can get a bit boring when nobody's torturing me.
._.
Alrighty then! What is your worst fear??? Lets start with putting some mayonnaise in your hair
8-) It looks like my job here is done!
Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.
you talk too much. * pulls axe from my head and cuts off Teer's tongue
*Goes back in time and dodges axe* How dare you even try such a thing! Excuse me a moment, Keva. I just have to take a moment to torture One-Eye, then you can carry on.
*chains One-Eye to the ceiling by his footpaw, drenches him in coconut oil and sets the flying schnauzers loose*
*sits down again and puts chains back on* Sorry about the interruption, Keva. You may begin.
I'm not ticklish.
*Flees for the door*
HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 02:15:00 AM
Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.
Haha :D Yeah, I think I've heard it is
Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia* ;D
*falls unconscious due to exhaustion*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 27, 2019, 04:59:49 PM
*Flees for the door*
HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!
Drags Sebias back in and chains him up. Nobody leaves the torture chambers!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 27, 2019, 02:42:05 PM
I'm not ticklish.
Have you ever been licked by flying schnauzers? Even the least ticklish people are rendered helpless by their powers.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 27, 2019, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 02:15:00 AM
Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.
Haha :D Yeah, I think I've heard it is
Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia* ;D
No, please! Mercy! Stop! It isn't true! Help! it's painful to listen to. I can't take it! This is too much. I haven't done anything wrong. You're distracting me from the terror of hanging from a cliff! Please, stop. I beg of you. *begins to weep from the pain and terror of it* Help me, please!
*Decides to put Shisteer on a the biggest zip-line in the world so she can have a better view*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 11:31:43 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 27, 2019, 04:59:49 PM
*Flees for the door*
HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!
Drags Sebias back in and chains him up. Nobody leaves the torture chambers!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 27, 2019, 02:42:05 PM
I'm not ticklish.
Have you ever been licked by flying schnauzers? Even the least ticklish people are rendered helpless by their powers.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 27, 2019, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 02:15:00 AM
Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.
Haha :D Yeah, I think I've heard it is
Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia* ;D
No, please! Mercy! Stop! It isn't true! Help! it's painful to listen to. I can't take it! This is too much. I haven't done anything wrong. You're distracting me from the terror of hanging from a cliff! Please, stop. I beg of you. *begins to weep from the pain and terror of it* Help me, please!
*snaps chains nd starts killing demon dogs* I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE GOSH DARN SCHNAUZERS IN THIS GOSH DARN TORTURE CHAMBER!!!! >:(
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 28, 2019, 02:09:35 AM
*Decides to put Shisteer on a the biggest zip-line in the world so she can have a better view*
Well, at least I can't hear your lecture anymore. *looks around, enjoying the view and the silence*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 28, 2019, 02:23:26 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 11:31:43 PM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 27, 2019, 04:59:49 PM
*Flees for the door*
HEEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!
Drags Sebias back in and chains him up. Nobody leaves the torture chambers!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 27, 2019, 02:42:05 PM
I'm not ticklish.
Have you ever been licked by flying schnauzers? Even the least ticklish people are rendered helpless by their powers.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 27, 2019, 06:20:35 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 02:15:00 AM
Good question. I don't really know but I'm definitely NOT ticklish, so don't even try. (Isn't mayo supposed to be really good for your hair?)
I'm not a huge fan of heights, swimming or Taniwha though so you could try a combination of the three.
Haha :D Yeah, I think I've heard it is
Ooh I know! *Begins to give shisteer a long lecture while letting her dangle over a cliff on how New Zealand is part of Australia* ;D
No, please! Mercy! Stop! It isn't true! Help! it's painful to listen to. I can't take it! This is too much. I haven't done anything wrong. You're distracting me from the terror of hanging from a cliff! Please, stop. I beg of you. *begins to weep from the pain and terror of it* Help me, please!
*snaps chains nd starts killing demon dogs* I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE GOSH DARN SCHNAUZERS IN THIS GOSH DARN TORTURE CHAMBER!!!! >:(
*watches as chain snaps and One-Eye falls to his death* Did you forget you were chained to the ceiling? What a shame.
(NEVER insult the schnauzers! Your spirit will now wander in misery forever!)
*creates new body* Haw haw!
*Chains to the wall and puts Veggietales on* There. Now you can be tortured and everyone else can be entertained.
*slams face ino te wall, breaking open the cyanide capsul in my cheek* Haw haw!
*glares at One-Eye* Shh! This is a really funny part.
*wakes up to see nobeast here*
I'm here. (Unfortunately)
Oh, did I forget to mention that I tied a pair of headphones to your ears with my voice recording of how New Zealand is a part of Australia? :D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 28, 2019, 03:20:47 AM
*Chains to the wall and puts Veggietales on* There. Now you can be tortured and everyone else can be entertained.
*Is entertained* :o
I am legit thinking of suicide at this point :(
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on October 01, 2019, 12:14:01 AM
Oh, did I forget to mention that I tied a pair of headphones to your ears with my voice recording of how New Zealand is a part of Australia? :D
Yes, you forgot to mention that minor detail. *pulls headphones off and drops them* Oops! Oh well. *continues to enjoy the view and the silence*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 01:41:17 AM
I am legit thinking of suicide at this point :(
You're joking, right?
Veggietales is that annoying.
You're wrong, Scaryman!
Hat is wrong with you people?
Ah, I remember it well :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on October 01, 2019, 02:04:14 AM
Ah, I remember it well :D
Was that meant be a quote from Horton Hears a Who? 'cause I think it was. :laugh:
Not you too! TO HELLGATES WITH VEGGIETALES!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs up and start gunning down talking food with an AK12*
Vho'z on firzt?
How can u not like Veggietales?? ;)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 02:07:59 AM
Not you too! TO HELLGATES WITH VEGGIETALES!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs up and start gunning down talking food with an AK12*
How dare you! Penguins, help the talking food find safety. I'll deal with the criminal. *rolls up sleeves and swoops down on One-Eye, grabbing him by the fur and dragging him away from his victims* This zip line thing is really useful, Keva.
*snaps cuffs like nothing* Nobody interferes with my kill! *pulls out a mauser c96 loaded with hollow point rounds and empties the entire mag into teer*
*raises eyebrow as bullets bounce off harmlessly* You're going to need something a bit more powerful if you want to slaughter the Taniwha. *interferes with One-Eye's kill again by taking the gun off him* Be nice.
*sticks hand down teers throat and rips it apart* Fire in the hole. *shoves a tear gas grenade doen there* Now that that is over with... *goes back to killing talking food and penguins*
*bites One-Eye's hand off* Do you really think that will stop the almighty Taniwha, Lady of the Hoiho and co-leader of the penguin (may they live forever) army? My penguins will defend the food and, with LarryBoy's help, destroy all injustice and return the torture chambers to their original, peaceful purpose!
Ka mate i te mamae, te ngeru ngeru!!!
What fun is peace?
Absolutely none at all. However, the 'original, peaceful purpose' of this thread is torture, which is incredibly fun.
YES! I'll sit back and relax.
Penguins, go!
I think Jarky wants to be tortured. Penguins? *penguins move forward and begin to tickle Jarky's feet*
Imbecile. You bit of the hand holding an armed tear gas grenade. Have a nice life! *the grenade explodes, the gas turning teer into a slobbering ball of agony*
Er... can I go now?
I breath fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?
Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breathe fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?
Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!
The RRR does.
Also, yes it will.
This is not about the RRR, it's about penguins (may they live forever) vs evil.
I am the great and mighty Taniwha, daughter of The Locksmith, conqueror of the world, leader of penguins, and maker of muffins! Nothing will stand against me and live!
You stole that from Mossflower!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:18:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breathe fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?
Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!
The RRR does.
Also, yes it will.
I must agree. Sorry, Teer! May the penguins still live forever!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:04:59 AM
I think Jarky wants to be tortured. Penguins? *penguins move forward and begin to tickle Jarky's feet*
*Makes penguins stop listening to Teer* You've got to remember that I, and I alone, am master of the penguins.
Long live the RRR and Jarky's penguins!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:33:01 PM
You stole that from Mossflower!
I most certainly did NOT steal that from Mossflower! Every ruler of the world needs a list of titles and mine are not the same as Tsarmina's.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on October 02, 2019, 07:52:25 AM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 10:18:09 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
I breathe fire. Do you really think a bit of tear gas will affect me?
Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!
The RRR does.
Also, yes it will.
I must agree. Sorry, Teer! May the penguins still live forever!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 11:04:59 AM
I think Jarky wants to be tortured. Penguins? *penguins move forward and begin to tickle Jarky's feet*
*Makes penguins stop listening to Teer* You've got to remember that I, and I alone, am master of the penguins.
Fine, RRR people may leave the torture chambers if they must. NOBODY ELSE!!!
You are only master of the giant antarctic penguins. I am master of the Hoiho and Little Blue Penguins. (and many other penguins too)
Wait. I can go?
I don't know. Are you an RRR?
Yes.
If I'm putting up with you, what's in it for me?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 10:13:02 PM
Quote from: MathLuk on October 01, 2019, 10:02:34 PM
Er... can I go now?
Absolutely not! Nobody leaves the torture chambers alive!
Actually, Ze
Torture Chamberz are nae a place o' execution. Torture, aye. But nae killin'. O' courze zometoimez deaz "accidentally" 'appenz, but tiz nae ze goal o' zem.
Und zere are ozer methodz o' torture bezidez ticklin' available tae be implemented, juzt tae bring it up!
Okay, good point. I should have said nobody leaves the torture chambers. full stop. (or period. Either work)
Unfortunately, I'm not a torturer so I can not implement said methods.
Fortunately ve 'ave anozer torturer vho iz feared acrozz ze entire vorld, und zome o' Canada!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 02, 2019, 03:11:17 AM
acrozz ze entire vorld, und zome o' Canada!
Does Canada not count as part of the world?
@shisteer of nothing much Tiz juzt a line from ze video.
Ah. I see.
It would be useful if we could use the torture chambers to torture our fiction characters. Is that allowed?
No. who can I torture?
I'm not here. *leaves on Whatitiri; no one can stop a hast eagle*
I suppose I'm a nobody then. *stops Whatitiri, just to prove point, then lets him go again and chains Lass to the wall* Let's see, what can I do first. *begins tickling Lass with a feather duster*
*shapeshifts in to a bug, and slips out of the chains* I said who can I torture! Not the other way round!
*climbs in between Teers scales*
This is an odd thread.
Why'd you even enter?
Just exploring, you know. Looking around and the such.
WHY DID YOU REVIVE THIS?!?!?!?
For real though, this is only supposed to be revives 2 months after... something?
HIAG would know.
*shapeshifts in to a badger and starts running through the forest of scales*
Lass, these chains are Cellar chains. It doesn't matter what shape or size you are, they'll still hold you. *chains Lass to the wall again and starts tickling her with a feather duster. Again* We don't need any more torturers, sorry. *chains Kade to the wall as well*
Oh, well, uh... huh. Guess I should have expected this.
Yup. *cheerfully starts torturing Kade*
Wow, I don't even get a description? That's the real torture.
*keeps torturing Kade*
Still? I'll just make something up then. *Winces as he tortured via being fed his favorite muffins, then getting to watch his favorite movie on a huge screen. How truly terrifying modern torture techniques are.*
Harrowing.
despicable.
Inhuman.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh-*is being chased by azog the defiler*
*Watches as Lass goes by.* I get the feeling she's going to be running for weeks. Specifically two.
*has an asthma attack. screams, and then is saved by the no killing rule*
Looks like I was right ;D
*Stares at Teer.* So... we still doing this, or what?
*transfers Kade from his comfortable position by the wall to a less comfortable one, hanging from the ceiling by his foot. Begins tickling him*
This is kinda nice, I feel like a bat... wait, what are you doing?
*Begins flailing about pathetically as the tickles begin, trying to escape, but is wholly unsuccessful. Tears well up in his eyes from all the giggles and his lungs burn from lack of air.*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh oh the pain!, the pain!.
*Finds myself in a topic where they do nothing but torture people*
...
......
...
*Eye twitches*
...
......
...
*Runs like the win*
nur llew uoy nac!
Esyay I ancay.
Bob is a palindrome (palindromemordnilap).
yayse i yacna?
Backwards, but in order. An odd combination, to be sure.
Well that's good.
Is it though?
Well, you're the one being saved by the 'no killing rule' so I figured you would think so....
say that when you're being Tortured
I did ^-^
grr
*laughs in evil glee at Kade's cries of distress and continues tickling him*
^-^
*Laughs turn into wheezes from lack of air and his vision darkens as he begins to pass out.*
*Decisively leaves topic.*
you like doing, don't you?
I'm glad the torturing has died down. I am kinda hungry though, been stuck upside down here for a month.
*hands out ginger beer to everybody*
Well, this should be imteresting. *Begins trying to drink the ginger beer upside down.*
*Unties Kade's legs*
*Falls on his head while drinking ginger beer.*
Well that was rude.
I'd say sorry, but, I'm like, . . Not?
*Stays standing on his head.*
I dunno, I got kinda comfortable like this. Since all the blood is concentrated in my head, I think a gained a point or two of INT as well.
*pours gingerbeer on Kade*
Since I'm standing on my head, I guess that means you're pouring it on my feet. Kinda weird, but ok.
No. I poured it down your front, so it's currently entering your nose.
I'll have to take your word for it. Kinda burns though.
Sorry. *pours gingerbeer down Kade's back instead*
Uh... ummm....
I'll just leave it at that.
It's dripping off the back of your head. Your fur is going to be so sticky.
Where are you pouring it? I'm standing on my head, after all.
Gravity, Kade. I poured it on your back so it ran all the way down to your head.
IIIIIIIIII'm not going to continue this since I can see where it'll go :P
*Is drenched in ginger beer.*
Why?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 25, 2020, 07:50:47 PM
It's dripping off the back of your head. Your fur is going to be so sticky.
*Sees weapons of torture everywhere!*
*Drinks ginger beer*
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.BgKh2sEFoM24mWObMZJ5KwHaFZ&pid=Api&rs=1)
You found that on the dark web, didn't you?
Nope. Googled "redwall tickle torture skalrag" and this is what came up. XD
Get that out of my head, before I lose what sanity I have left.
Um. Okay. *Reaches into One-Eye's head and caaaaaarefully gets it out*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2020, 02:03:36 PM
IIIIIIIIII'm not going to continue this since I can see where it'll go :P
*Is drenched in ginger beer.*
Why?
*shrugs* Why not? *has run out of gingerbeer*
Because now my super soft and fluffy fur is all wet and sticky. Not cool.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on March 02, 2020, 04:07:46 AM
Spoiler
(https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.BgKh2sEFoM24mWObMZJ5KwHaFZ&pid=Api&rs=1)
This makes me uncomfortable....
Same...*hides in a corner*
*covers eyes*
*is busy pretending not to exist*
*Washes ginger beer out of fur.*
(How? You're still upside down.)
I'm very skilled. I've also gotten a lot of soap in my eyes and down my nose, but that's neither here nor there.
(Okaaay...)
Ew.
What's "ew" this time?
conf*vomits*
I don't think you finished your thought there.
*sneezes*
*dunks Kade in a bath of icey iced tea, ties everybeast the the wall (except Kade) who isn't already tied to the wall and continues torturing Kade*
Goodness, and I just washed my fur too. So, how does the torture take place this time then?
*unties self*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on March 02, 2020, 04:13:14 AM
Get that out of my head, before I lose what sanity I have left.
How long have you been on this forum for? How much time have you spent in The Cellars? I applaud you for having any sanity left.
Okay, so since May 08 2019. Not quite a year, but a long time.
:-\
we are past that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 03:06:57 AM
Goodness, and I just washed my fur too. So, how does the torture take place this time then?
Hmmm?
@Teer?
you want to die!?
Just curious as to what she can cook up ;D
that's dumb, this is dumb, you're dumb.
Rude.
what did you think I was going to say?
Probably something that wasn't rude.
you is dumb.
If I didn't know you (as much as communicating only online via a forum counts as knowing someone), I would say that your bad grammar shows that you are dumb. Except I know that neither you nor Kade are dumb.
I dunno, I act pretty dumb most of the time :laugh:
-_-
that was a quote, I don't think any of you are dumb.
^-^
you guys are all really cool!
Awwwww *Would give Lass a hug if he wasn't handing upside down from the ceiling.*
The form of your torture, Kade, is- *needs to get off the computer and get on with life* Sorry, I'll tell you later. Just hang tight there and I'll be back.
...Oi
XD
hang in there! :laugh: PUNS! I LOVE PUNS!!!!!
I... that's not a pun, Lass. I was telling him exactly what I wanted him to do. Anyway, as I was saying, nope, change in plans, sorry. *unchains everybeast* Get out. Now. Staying in here is not going to be good for any of you.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I'M FREEEEE *runs away*
Look, I came here for a torture, and I intend to get one. Now, are you going to help me out or not?
*is curled up in a corner, feeling ill*
*runs around looking for the trapdoor*
Seriously, leave. Things are about to turn very ugly and I don't want you here to experience it. I don't want to hurt any of you so just go.
HOW!? WERE IS THE DOOOOR!!!!
At the moment, it's down the corridor, third right on the left. It moves every day so you'll only be able to find it there before midnight.
Were! wich one?!
Down the corridor, third right on the left. My instructions are simple so I'd appreciate it if you follow them.
*follows them*
*closes portal* One down, however many there are left to go.
*Accidentally sat down in The Really Comfy Chair and immediately fell asleep.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 04:41:50 AM
Look, I came here for a torture, and I intend to get one. Now, are you going to help me out or not?
Ginger beer? Or would you like the pain thing?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 05, 2020, 08:21:37 AM
At the moment, it's down the corridor, third right on the left. It moves every day so you'll only be able to find it there before midnight.
By which timezone?
(Forum Timezone)
Please don't kill him, Teer.
I don't want to kill anybeast, which is exactly why I'm trying to get you guys to leave.
Please don't mortally wound him either.
*is gone*
Eb, the only beast I want to mortally wound or harm in any way is Nerek. Now please leave before... before I have to force you out.
*Begins dreaming about muffins.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 01:34:55 AM
(Forum Timezone)
Please don't kill him, Teer.
So, basically about five six or so time zones running simultaneously, plus a few others added occasionally.
(Exactly.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 07:23:44 AM
Eb, the only beast I want to mortally wound or harm in any way is Nerek. Now please leave before... before I have to force you out.
*sits on the floor, arms folded* No.
*sighs, creates portal and gently tosses everybeast in, then closes portal and collapses*
Sorry, but I'm still here.
*is completely oblivious to everything going on around her*
Why, are you reading or something?
*squeezes eyes shut*
Okaaay...
*draws in shaky breath*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 06:52:42 AM
*sighs, creates portal and gently tosses everybeast in, then closes portal and collapses*
You missed out me. I'm still here. Where did the others go, anyway?
*is gone*
*bites lip*
(you okay?)
*Snores gently in the Really Comfy Chair.*
*Wonders what a really comfy chair is doing in the torture chambers* Hmm their must be some kind of lever or trap on this thing...Let's see...
(I guess you haven't watched the Monty Python skit, huh? :laugh:)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 08, 2020, 10:26:04 PM
(I guess you haven't watched the Monty Python skit, huh? :laugh:)
(I haven't either.)
*winces*
(*will be laughing at that for the next month or two* thanks alot Kade! :laugh:)
*still hasn't watched it*
(Well... it's kind of funny, but I guess you don't have to watch it....)
*feels slightly bad for not watching it*
Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition.
(Verily.)
*Snoring intensifies.*
*finally falls into restful slumber*
(These torture chambers are laaaaaaaame)
*wakes up and groans*
(That didn't last long)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 11, 2020, 10:54:06 PM
(These torture chambers are laaaaaaaame)
Could throw you in Azkaban (and back in time, because it stopped being guarded by dementors at some point), I suppose.
I belong in azkaban.
(>_>)
*clamps mouth shut*
(could you just get over with it!)
(Hmm?)
*Snoring intensifies.*
*is sitting unobtrusively in a corner*
Uhhhh how do you leave this place?
*points silently at Teer*
Okay then I guess I'll just- *Tackles Teer*
*facepalms*
Did I do it incorrectly?
She teleports you out if you ask nicely. (or if you be annoying)
(Nope, that is definitely the correct thing to do!)
*Would give Kreg a thumbs up if he wasn't currently asleep.*
Ignore him, he's being...Kadeish.
*Is currently ignoring everyone and worrying that I did it wrong and everyone is judging me*
(TL;DR *Has a nervous breakdown in the corner*
I'm not judging you.
*Teleports Kreg out.*
*Doesn't notice that I've been teleported out still and is worrying that everyone is judging me*
Since when could Verdauga teleport people....?
(It's a power he's been using for a bit now. Not sure of it's origins though :laugh:)
Quote from: Kreg on March 13, 2020, 06:14:05 PM
*Doesn't notice that I've been teleported out still and is worrying that everyone is judging me*
Since when could Verdauga teleport people....?
you have missed alot...
*suddenly jumps to footpaws and runs out of chamber, roaring loudly*
*is confused*
Execto patronum repels dementors.
. . .¬_¬
And dementors (used to) guard Azkaban.
Teer is a bean.
I'd ask if she was a human bean, but she's a taniwha.
Look at her status.
Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 10:34:25 AM
And dementors (used to) guard Azkaban.
death eaters?...
*Follows Teer.*
You okay Honey?
Mharbrow let me watch Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with him. It was scary, but I really liked the main character (even if he was a bit weird).
*vomits*
@shisteer of nothing much Where did you dash off to?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 17, 2020, 07:02:01 AM
Mharbrow let me watch Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them with him. It was scary, but I really liked the main character (even if he was a bit weird).
It's much better if you've read the HP books, because you'll understand things better.
Yeah, Newt is great.
What's his first name? (that is his surname, right?)
*turns and growls*
Oh, is she coming back?
*stands ready, watching surroundings*
Or maybe not?
Nobody is getting tortured. I am relieved.
Isn't that the point of this thread, though?
'Tis, but anything to do with torture makes me feel sick in my stomach.
Well, it doesn't have to be real torture, ya know. Like, I was getting tickled upside earlier as a form of torture.
That's the worst. I can't stand tickling.
I could tell when I had to scrub your footpaws down :laugh:
*flinches at the memory*
Ya literally brought it on yourself.
It's my fur! You had no right to do that.
I'm sure there are public decency laws that would disagree.
Okay, the second time I was covered in mud; but the first time I was perfectly clean! I was swimming/bathing at the time!
Bathing without soap (or shampoo in this case) is NOT bathing.
Your opinion is wrong.
It really isn't.
'Tis.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:47:52 AM
What's his first name? (that is his surname, right?)
*gets ready to murder Ebby* His first name is Newt, his surname is Scamander.
However, if I was talking about the Newt in Maze Runner,
and the page we never name then it gets slightly confusing, because he's named after Isaac Newton, but always known as Newt.
A5, The Glue.
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 12:15:09 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:47:52 AM
What's his first name? (that is his surname, right?)
*gets ready to murder Ebby* His first name is Newt, his surname is Scamander.
However, if I was talking about the Newt in Maze Runner, and the page we never name then it gets slightly confusing, because he's named after Isaac Newton, but always known as Newt. A5, The Glue.
Deepest apologies, please don't kill me. I just didn't expect someone to name their child Newt so I assume it must be his surname. Regardless of his name, he's very cool. I love the fact that he has a massive griffin thing that can create weather (and many other creatures) in his suitcase.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 03:14:32 AM
I can't stand tickling.
no kidding, like that tim-*is tacliled*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 08:46:12 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 20, 2020, 12:15:09 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:47:52 AM
What's his first name? (that is his surname, right?)
*gets ready to murder Ebby* His first name is Newt, his surname is Scamander.
However, if I was talking about the Newt in Maze Runner, and the page we never name then it gets slightly confusing, because he's named after Isaac Newton, but always known as Newt. A5, The Glue.
Deepest apologies, please don't kill me. I just didn't expect someone to name their child Newt so I assume it must be his surname. Regardless of his name, he's very cool. I love the fact that he has a massive griffin thing that can create weather (and many other creatures) in his suitcase.
Better than calling your child Albus Severus.
XD
much.
Naming your kid after Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and a murderer and bully. Snape was Neville's worst fear. I know he had a tough childhood (understatement of the century), but that's not an excuse.
I'll take your word for it.
.... . . .
(I have no idea what she's talking about either, don't worry ^-^)
(Oh thank goodness.)
:laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 09:04:53 PM
I'll take your word for it.
Read Harry Potter.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 09:07:03 PM
(I have no idea what she's talking about either, don't worry ^-^)
Harry Potter, and the evilness of Snape.
This topic has turned boring.
That's perfectly fine by me.
..But nae by me! *Chainz everybeazt tae ze vallz, zen ztartz playin' 3 'ourz o' Teletubbiez*
*Falls asleep 17.3 seconds in.*
*falls asleep 2.7 minutes in*
*Putz zree caffeine patchez on everybeazt zat are each ze equivalent o' tvelve cupz o' coffee tae keep everybeazt voide avake*
Hey! I'm trying to not get addicted to coffee, and you're really not helping.
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:18:19 AM
Naming your kid after Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and a murderer and bully. Snape was Neville%u2019s worst fear. I know he had a tough childhood (understatement of the century), but that%u2019s not an excuse.
poor Neville...and his parents more so...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 22, 2020, 02:40:29 AM
Hey! I'm trying to not get addicted to coffee, and you're really not helping.
Really? Coffee's never done much for me. Or caffeine in general, for that matter.
I take a caffine pill every hour I'm awake.
O.O
how on arda are you still living?!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 22, 2020, 03:07:46 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 22, 2020, 02:40:29 AM
Hey! I'm trying to not get addicted to coffee, and you're really not helping.
Really? Coffee's never done much for me. Or caffeine in general, for that matter.
(Actually I don't even like coffee at the moment, so there is absolutely no danger of me getting addicted.)
What Happened to you?! :o
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 02:43:20 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:18:19 AM
Naming your kid after Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and a murderer and bully. Snape was Neville%u2019s worst fear. I know he had a tough childhood (understatement of the century), but that%u2019s not an excuse.
poor Neville...and his parents more so...
Neville fared okay in the end. That scene in Deathly Hallows...
*Ze Teletubbiez endz, und Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial ztartz playin'*
Und anybeazt vho 'appenz tae fav asleep iz zrovn intae a pit full o' Zcorpionz und Encyclopaedia Book zalezmen. ZAE ZTAY AVAKE!!!!!!!!
*leaves, realises I've ended up in the NB thread, returns* I'm tired.
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:49:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 02:43:20 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:18:19 AM
Naming your kid after Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and a murderer and bully. Snape was Neville's worst fear. I know he had a tough childhood (understatement of the century), but that's not an excuse.
poor Neville...and his parents more so...
Neville fared okay in the end. That scene in Deathly Hallows...
[spoilers!]
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 05:57:35 PM
*leaves, realises I've ended up in the NB thread, returns* I'm tired.
Ye're chained tae ze vall. Ye cannae leave.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 03:49:27 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 02:43:20 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:18:19 AM
Naming your kid after Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, and a murderer and bully. Snape was Neville's worst fear. I know he had a tough childhood (understatement of the century), but that's not an excuse.
poor Neville...and his parents more so...
Neville fared okay in the end. That scene in Deathly Hallows...
[spoilers!]
Not really. I've referenced stuff. Also, if you love books and haven't read Harry Potter by this age, most likely you never will. Or if you do you'll have heard enough spoilers already.
true, true...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 22, 2020, 06:01:25 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 05:57:35 PM
*leaves, realises I've ended up in the NB thread, returns* I'm tired.
Ye're chained tae ze vall. Ye cannae leave.
wait...what?!
Chain, as in 'chêne' (leaf)?
so how did I get here...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 22, 2020, 05:55:44 PM
*Ze Teletubbiez endz, und Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial ztartz playin'*
Oh yeah, this is my
jam! *Gets excited.*
No! No Noooooo!!!* trys to get away from the teletubbies* Nooo!
It's ok Lass, the Teletubbies are gone. Now, we're watching the Star Wars Christmas Special!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 22, 2020, 05:55:44 PM
*Ze Teletubbiez endz, und Ze Ztar Varz Chriztmaz Zpecial ztartz playin'*
*
The Teletubbies ends, and The Star Wars Christmas Special starts playing*
O.O
*is very worred*
^-^
m-m-make 'em g-go away!!!!
They is gone, dearie ^-^
*lets out a long shudering sigh*
*Hands Lass a brown paper bag she can breathe into*
*The brown paper bag is definitely not filled with Teletubbies.*
...Juzt Oompa Loompaz.......
help...
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 06:05:10 PM
Chain, as in 'chêne' (leaf)?
I'm pretty sure it means 'oak', not 'leaf'...
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 23, 2020, 01:37:43 AM
*Hands Lass a brown paper bag she can breathe into*
*is chained to the wall, thus cannot take this*
*is also chained to the wall, thus is vengeful*
oh goodness...
Not against you.
fyew...
*roars and struggles against chains, effectively drowning out whatever the Star Wars Christmas Special is doing*
Let me go you pigmy-bearded carrot!
XD
*winces at the Taniwha's outburst and wishes I could cover my ears* Teer, please don't shout!
Yes
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 23, 2020, 05:52:15 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 22, 2020, 06:05:10 PM
Chain, as in 'chêne' (leaf)?
I'm pretty sure it means 'oak', not 'leaf'...
Oh yeah, it does. Feuille du chêne or crêpe du chêne. Oakleaf or oak pancake.
Wait, pancakes!? I love making pancakes!
Oak pancakes, though? Or are we talking about the pancakes Tammo's mum makes? In The Long Patrol.
Just any pancakes!
*gives Lass some pancakes* However, as this is the torture chamber, they have to be poisoned pancakes.
Don't eat them Lass!
*trys to eat but can't*
Why not? They're perfectly edible, just... poisoned.
*is chewing on chains*
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 08:03:19 AM
Why not? They're perfectly edible, just... poisoned.
Needs. To. Eat. Pancakes! *wiggles, in an attempt to reach the pancakes*
*spits out broken piece of tooth* Who made these chains anyway? Little pests, whoever they are!
Last I knew, you were outside the torture chambers......
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 11:11:33 AM
*spits out broken piece of tooth* Who made these chains anyway? Little pests, whoever they are!
*Whispers.*
Pssst, Teer! I can't reach it, but I've got my enchanted fork in my pocket! Think you can reach it with your footclaws?
*is still trying to eat pancakes*Help!
Who is being tortured today? :)
Gaaah! I neeeeeeed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 23, 2020, 09:00:15 PM
Who is being tortured today? :)
HIAG came in and chained everyone up, and, if you didn't notice, the Star Wars Christmas Special is playing.
*bites chains to try and get the pancakes*
I wouldn't recommend that. Teer broke a tooth earlier trying the same thing.
Need pancakes!!!!
Well, if
@Teer would listen to what I whispered at her earlier, we may be able to help ya.
(Teer can't go on right now...)
Gaaaaaah!!!!
(Yes I can)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 12:42:55 PM
Last I knew, you were outside the torture chambers......
Not outside the torture chambers, just in the corridor between this chamber and another one. Anyway, that's irrelevant now because Hiag came on and chained us up back in here.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 11:11:33 AM
*spits out broken piece of tooth* Who made these chains anyway? Little pests, whoever they are!
*Whispers.*Pssst, Teer! I can't reach it, but I've got my enchanted fork in my pocket! Think you can reach it with your footclaws?
I can try it, at least. I'm not sure I'll be able to reach but it may be possible. *stretches footclaw out and touches Kade's pocket. Stretches it a little further into Kade's pocket and searches around in it by feel* Ow! It zapped me!
GIMME THE PANCAKES!!!!!!!
*pushes pancakes towards Lass absentmindedly*
Thank you! *eats the pancakes*
*dies*
=_=
O_O
*is limp*
Yeah, you would be if you died!
*is indeed, dead*
Should I re-enter the thread to revive her, or just teleport her out?
*is dead, and would rather stay that way*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:15:39 PM
Spoiler
(Yes I can)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 12:42:55 PM
Last I knew, you were outside the torture chambers......
Not outside the torture chambers, just in the corridor between this chamber and another one. Anyway, that's irrelevant now because Hiag came on and chained us up back in here.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 02:13:54 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 11:11:33 AM
*spits out broken piece of tooth* Who made these chains anyway? Little pests, whoever they are!
*Whispers.*Pssst, Teer! I can't reach it, but I've got my enchanted fork in my pocket! Think you can reach it with your footclaws?
*Whispers.*
It's fine. I have it set to auto-attune to the wavelengths of folks I allow to use it, and that's what it was doing. If you can get a hold of it, you should be able to use it.
Oh. *pulls fork from Kade's pocket and waves it around, sending a shaft of light at the ceiling and then ducking as it bounces back towards me* How does this thing work?
Magic! Willpower!
Dae ye 'oneztly zink zat vill vork 'ere? *Lass iz revived, und ze fork iz zvalloved by a magic Gator vho comez by und neutralisez any magic in it*
*Luckily, since the fork is enchanted, not magical, it survives the encounter and vacates the thread. As it poofs away, it leaves a message in it's poof smoke, reading...* "Good Luck Bro, LOL"
...Thanks for nothing fork, I know you're doing this on purpose.
*Ze 'enchanted' fork iz dragged back by ze Gator und locked up in an enchantment-proof locker*
*The fork allows this.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 02:32:39 AM
Dae ye 'oneztly zink zat vill vork 'ere? *Lass iz revived, und ze fork iz zvalloved by a magic Gator vho comez by und neutralisez any magic in it*
Noooo! the light of aman! I have seen it! I have seen to light! Mandoss Take me back!!! oh the sorrow of arda is great! oh Lady of sorrow have pitty on meeeee!
If you wish to talk LotR, then here's a spoiler (don't read if you haven't read LotR, and if you haven't read LotR please read it. That is, read LotR.)
Spoiler
Gandalf came back from the dead. So stop complaining, and think how much like Gandalf you are.
I wish to once again walk among the elvs of old! and see the fair kings and queens of the eldar days! let me fade o' dooms man of arda!
Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.
*trys to die but can not*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 11:27:58 AM
Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.
Not in the Christmas Special they aren't. The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.
*grones*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:41:44 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 11:27:58 AM
Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.
Not in the Christmas Special they aren't. The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.
Oh. But the whole point of Star Wars is people killing each other!
*eats some more pancakes, but since I ate most of them the first time, the poison was not enough*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 05:48:52 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:41:44 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 11:27:58 AM
Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.
Not in the Christmas Special they aren't. The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.
Oh. But the whole point of Star Wars is people killing each other!
You obviously haven't watched Star Wars :laugh:
Besides, the Christmas special is, well... special.
I'm sure it is.
*begins thumping head against the wall and moaning* Turn it off.
*grones* Need More PanCakes
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2020, 01:15:19 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 25, 2020, 05:48:52 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 24, 2020, 02:41:44 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 24, 2020, 11:27:58 AM
Oh for goodness sake, die quietly. This star wars thing is interesting. People are killing each other.
Not in the Christmas Special they aren't. The only people dying are the ones watching it, who can't handle it and end up offing themselves.
Oh. But the whole point of Star Wars is people killing each other!
You obviously haven't watched Star Wars :laugh:
Is it that obvious?
Quite :laugh:
Gimme more killing Pancakes! Please!
*sighs*
Please!!! please!
I wonder if the chains have weakened since i last tried to break them? *begins trying to break the chains again*
I think you'll have better luck trying to free them from the stone wall, rather than trying to break the metal chain itself.
Alright then, if you say so. *begins chewing on the stone wall*
*vomits on Hiag*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 01:41:29 AM
Alright then, if you say so. *begins chewing on the stone wall*
Nononono, I meant pulling on the chains very hard in order to pull them from the stone wall. You don't have to try and eat all of your problems, ya know.
thats what Teers do best ;)
Page 42. Time to party!
Who wants to listen to a recitation of Vogon poetry?
Pitty Party!
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 11:30:09 AM
Page 42. Time to party!
Who wants to listen to a recitation of Vogon poetry?
Anything's better than this Star Wars Christmas special.
Even the third worst poetry in the universe? Also, this is the torture thread, so you have to expect anything you are forced to watch to be torture.
Seriously, I'll put up with anything! I'll tell you what you want to know! Just make it stop!!!
Please just kill meeeeee!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 10:40:40 AM
Seriously, I'll put up with anything! I'll tell you what you want to know! Just make it stop!!!
*wonders whether I can teleport Teer out of the thread without Verdauga noticing I stole his thing*
Please!
Quote from: Booklover on March 27, 2020, 10:46:18 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 10:40:40 AM
Seriously, I'll put up with anything! I'll tell you what you want to know! Just make it stop!!!
*wonders whether I can teleport Teer out of the thread without Verdauga noticing I stole his thing*
You can't. He
always notices and I don't think Hiag would allow it either.
*decides to risk it and teleports both Teer and Lass out of the thread*
*screams as two great powers have a tugawar over her location*
*seems to hit a magical force-field and falls unconscious from the impact*
Ah. It didn't work. Hey,
@Verdauga, can you help here? Your wife and sister-in-law require urgent assistance.
(This is Hiag's powerplay thread, he has the right to stop us, and he's already made it clare that it will not work...)
*groans and slowly regains consciousness, finding self wrapped in chains from head to paw and gagged, with a prime view of the Star Wars torture session*
*shuts eyes*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 27, 2020, 11:27:45 AM
(This is Hiag's powerplay thread, he has the right to stop us, and he's already made it clare that it will not work...)
That upsets me greatly.
(in what way?)
(In a general way)
. . .
*Sends Teer comforting thought waves.* You ok? You took a nasty bump back there.
No, she's chained to the wall!!!!!
*The occupants feel a drowsy feeling come over them...It Is Okay To Close Your Eyes...*
*Wake up; you are outside the chambers.*
w-wh...what is going on...
(What about me?)
{Are You Not One Of The Occupants?}
*faints again*
Darling, I appreciate the sentiment but I am definitely still in the torture chambers, chained up and watching the Star Wars Christmas Special.
*snarls at Hiag and writhes* Let us go!
*would do the same, but for the unpleasant circumstances I find myself in*
*is unconscious, thus cannot see the SWCS*
(Lucky you.)
*Wanders over to the really comfortable chair, sits, and falls asleep.*
*Snores comfortably, having slept for over a month.*
*begins filing the chain attaching me by my footpaw to the wall*
*struggles*
*is still held by the chains, tears of abject misery threatening to burst out of eyes that are forced to continue staring at the screen, watching the Star Wars Christmas Special*
LA LA LA LA!
*succeeds in filing through the chain and crawls quietly over to Teer, places self between her and the Star Wars Christmas Special* Teer, it's okay! Hold on, I'm trying to help. *begins filing the chain holding Teer to the wall*
*presses the 'off' button* *the Star Wars Christmas Special is no longer showing*
*goes limp* Thank...you...I am..in your...d-...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 02, 2020, 07:32:09 AM
*succeeds in filing through the chain and crawls quietly over to Teer, places self between her and the Star Wars Christmas Special* Teer, it's okay! Hold on, I'm trying to help. *begins filing the chain holding Teer to the wall*
Thanks, Eb. Alas, I don't think it'll work. Hiag is too powerful.
This is....kinda...
Torturous? *continues filing and whispers to Teer* If this doesn't work I'll wake up Kade and get him to destroy the chains with pure fluffiness.
*is dying of boredom *
The worst way to go.
Aye, only real torture, Wot!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 03, 2020, 12:48:57 AM
Torturous? *continues filing and whispers to Teer* If this doesn't work I'll wake up Kade and get him to destroy the chains with pure fluffiness.
(Sounds good. I hope it does work)
Should work.
(Unless Hiag comes on)
Kade will almost certainly be on before Hiag.
(Almost being the key word there)
'Almost' is a very important word. As is 'mostly', such as when put in front of 'dead'.
*realises that I'm supposed to be gagged at the moment* Mhmm.
*Snores rather loudly, sending echoes through the torture chambers.*
*gives up on the chains and runs quietly over to the comfy chair where Kade is sleeping* Kade! Wake up! I need your help, please wake up!
*would cover ears, but is chained to ze vall*
*watches Eb try to wake Kade*
Hallo! Should I save you all from abject despondence, or just resume the video?
Mhhm, hmmhm hmm hm hmm hmm hhm hhhmmmm. Hmm hmhm hmm, hm hmm hm hmhm hmm. hmmhm?
Mhm, hhhmmmm hmmmm, hmmmmmm hmm hmmmm hmmmm hhhhhmmmhmmmm, mmmmm.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 05, 2020, 07:10:30 AM
*gives up on the chains and runs quietly over to the comfy chair where Kade is sleeping* Kade! Wake up! I need your help, please wake up!
*Hugs Eb in his sleep.*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 05, 2020, 11:58:25 AM
Hallo! Should I save you all from abject despondence, or just resume the video?
*looks up weakly* Please..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 05, 2020, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 05, 2020, 07:10:30 AM
*gives up on the chains and runs quietly over to the comfy chair where Kade is sleeping* Kade! Wake up! I need your help, please wake up!
*Hugs Eb in his sleep.*
*groans and scratches Kade* No, wake up!
Okay, I'll see what I can do!
*Resumes video.*
*and teleports the torture
chambers away from the others.*
*is now forced to watch again. Groans*
Are you? ;)
Quote from: Verdauga on May 09, 2020, 12:40:34 AM
*Resumes video.*
*and teleports the torture
chambers away from the others.*
(Something must have gone wrong. Hiag has probably invented something to stop teleportation)
*Smiles broadly.*
Ah, but therein lies the trick. He most likely placed a spell to keep me from teleporting you, and well, the others of course. But I teleported the room away, and left you here.
(Trouble is, I was chained to the wall)
*screams* IT'S SO BAD!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! MY POOR EYES!!!!!!!!
. . . I teleported the chains away from you. . .
(These are HIAG chains, dearest)
*Nods Sadly.*
I see.
*Slices the video player in half.*
(Drastic times call for drastic measures, I suppose)
*Strolls in*
*sweet relief*
*would ask Seb to save us, but is gagged*
The christmas special wasn't that bad...
'Twas...
It was.
Aye...*painful flashbacks*
(https://www.iheartradio.ca/image/policy:1.10289012:1575127167/denof-geek7.jpg?f=default&$p$f=91323a0)
*screams*
*closes eyes and whimpers*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/741f2076b5377feae8a9cebaf6e62a86/tenor.gif?itemid=9419864)
*Snores over the sounds of the Christmas special.*
WAAAKE UUUUUPP!
*glances over at Booklover* Do you still have those pancakes?...
Don't think so.
*A handkerchief embroidered with a lantern wafts onto the ground near Eb and transforms into a stack of magical panckes.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 12, 2020, 10:46:08 PM
*would ask Seb to save us, but is gagged*
Oh. I just read this. :P
*Uses Mjolnir to break the HIAG chains*
*Begins to stir.* Mmmmrrrrghhhpancakes...?
Yep! Blueberry pancakes!
*hurriedly gets out of the way* It's not fair.
This is boring...
Maybe you'd like Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Caravan_of_Courage:_An_Ewok_Adventure) instead.
Instead? Sure?
Where's the pancakes?
'ere zey are. *Kade iz locked tae tva giant pancakez viz acid-drippin' teeth*
*Slams Hiag onto table* We cannot teleport bread anymore!!!
*Popz off o' table, appearz on ze ceilin', und zen lockz One-Eye up chained togezer viz an encyclopaedia book zalezman* Ye could try azkin' it noicely.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 05:13:08 PM
Where's the pancakes?
*bites Kade* Are, child,
are! Where
are the pancakes!
*flinches at the sight of Kade and One-eye's pain*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:25:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 05:13:08 PM
Where's the pancakes?
*bites Kade* Are, child, are! Where are the pancakes!
Careful now, I bite back ^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 09, 2020, 03:52:36 AM
'ere zey are. *Kade iz locked tae tva giant pancakez viz acid-drippin' teeth*
YESH *Devours the pancakes.*
*Walks into topic* I'd like to feel pain, please.
*looks at Seb pityingly*
Let me have it!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/108Ykmf3ZojPji/giphy.gif)
o.0
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/c8e1978d92b6f4572b41933ab26774cf/tumblr_nyh08pzbf41rqg00io4_r1_500.gif)
*slumps*
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/7cab9a434a4f132a92cc5c503b4122ea/tumblr_mtzlz0MJRX1rkdf96o6_250.gif)
Na, he's gone...
Oh. Anyway. Where can a beast find a dash of pain around here?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 09, 2020, 10:03:48 PM
*Walks into topic* I'd like to feel pain, please.
'appy tae oblige! *Zetz Sebias up in ze
Embrace O' Pain (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Embrace_of_Pain)*
Ooh! Yes! Now we're talking! So... When will I feel something?
*tries to cover eyes but can't thanks to being chained to the wall*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 09, 2020, 05:42:07 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 09, 2020, 04:25:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 05:13:08 PM
Where's the pancakes?
*bites Kade* Are, child, are! Where are the pancakes!
Careful now, I bite back ^-^
*bares teeth at Kade* I have more powerful bite than you. And sharper claws.
*looks down at massive scar that goes all the way down leg* Yeah, no kidding...
Sorry about that. I was not having a good day.
You know, it still really hurts...And that's from a year ago...And all I did was pounce on you...
Did you touch my feet? If so, my actions were completely justified.
I may have, can't remember, t'was too long ago...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 10, 2020, 02:36:31 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 09, 2020, 10:03:48 PM
*Walks into topic* I'd like to feel pain, please.
'appy tae oblige! *Zetz Sebias up in ze Embrace O' Pain (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Embrace_of_Pain)*
*watches with interest* I remember when that happened to Kade. He didn't enjoy it much.
*covers ears with paws and closes eyes tight* Stop! Stop, you made me remember too much!
*can't, thanks to being chained to the wall*
I found the post...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 03:10:57 AM
*Kade suddenly realized he was being hung upside down, ensnared in a sort of organic rack ( :P).
He felt something brush against the back of his neck before sharp pain jabbed through his skull. The world spun around him as dizziness overtook him. The feeling of a thousand needles piercing his body came over him and he clenched his jaws to keep from crying out. Nothing was actually happening physically, but horrifying sensations still swept over him in droves. Whatever this thing was must have connected directly to his brain and was simulating this pain. The Otterbadger closed his eyes and calmed himself as his body suddenly felt like it was on fire. It was all in his head, he reminded himself. Even so, as wave after wave of agony swept over him, and the feelings of being sliced apart and skinned alive overtook him, he slowly started losing consciousness. Before he could pass out though, everything stopped and the device lowered him to the ground, still holding him in its grip. Drenched in sweat, his head lolled and he breathed heavily as he felt the phantom sensations of what had transpired prickling his body.*
"Y- yeah... that was... unpleasant...."
*screams and collapses*
*shuts eyes tightly*
Look, I found the other bit too.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 05:03:41 AM
*Flashes of emotions not his own flew through Kade's heart. Grief, despair, and chiefly... resignation. He wasn't sure what Teer had experienced on her end, but he had a feeling that she now knew exactly what he'd gone through. Her willingness to give into Miss Nere for his sake tore him apart and a chill came over him as a cold fury gripped his mind.*
No... that isn't how this story ends.
*He gritted his jaw and began pulling against the organic tethers holding him in place. The creature sensed his struggle and tightened it's hold on him, flooding his mind with a sensation of blades slowly slicing down his body. The pain only served to fuel his rage, however, and his muscles tightened and bulged as they were put to work. This thing holding him was strong, but he was stronger. Flecks of foam formed at the corners of his mouth and his eyes gained a redish hue as the bonds holding him weakened, and a low moan echoed through the mansion halls, coming from the Embrace of Pain as it felt pain itself for the very first time. The thing tried to feed his mind the agony of having his skin peeled off in strips, but such sensations could no longer reach the roaring Otterbadger. Suddenly, wet snaps sounded through the room, and all at once and Kade fell to the floor. Something was yanked from the based of his head and he could feel something scrape against his skull, but that didn't matter. He'd broken free.
(OOC: >_< This is so corny, oh my gosh)
This hurts my heart...
Yeah. Fond memories.
>.>
Kade was a nice beast. I miss him.
*Finishes devouring the pancakes.* Say what now?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 10, 2020, 02:39:09 AM
Ooh! Yes! Now we're talking! So... When will I feel something?
Did ye look at ze page from ze link?
*Ze torture beginz, ztartin' viz zome biotoxinz und zpikez*
@The last page.
Y'all are creepy.
'Cause those Teer quotes? They made sense at the time, I swear
Und zat iz nae 'ov ze Embrace O' Pain vorkz, actually. It really iz pokin' und zhockin' ye und injectin' ye viz zin'z und etc. Und ye vid nae be able tae ezcape it.
I' tiz 'ovever very enjoyable und a major vay tae meditate!
Sooooooo...
*Sebias suddenly realized he was being hung upside down, ensnared in a sort of organic rack ( :P).
He felt something brush against the back of his neck before sharp pain jabbed through his skull. The world spun around him as dizziness overtook him. The feeling of a thousand needles piercing his body came over him and he clenched his jaws to keep from crying out. Nothing was actually happening physically, but horrifying sensations still swept over him in droves. Whatever this thing was must have connected directly to his brain and was simulating this pain. The otter closed his eyes and calmed himself as his body suddenly felt like it was on fire. It was all in his head, he reminded himself. Even so, as wave after wave of agony swept over him, and the feelings of being sliced apart and skinned alive overtook him, he slowly started losing consciousness. Before he could pass out though, everything stopped and the device lowered him to the ground, still holding him in its grip. Drenched in sweat, his head lolled and he breathed heavily as he felt the phantom sensations of what had transpired prickling his body.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 10, 2020, 07:17:14 PM
Und zat iz nae 'ov ze Embrace O' Pain vorkz, actually. It really iz pokin' und zhockin' ye und injectin' ye viz zin'z und etc. Und ye vid nae be able tae ezcape it.
I' tiz 'ovever very enjoyable und a major vay tae meditate!
I had just stated it as working that way because I didn't want things to actually get messy, given that this is a family friendly forum ^-^
So... What AM I feeling exactly, then? :laugh:
That thing messes you up pretty bad, but doesn't let you die.
O.O
*would back away, but is still chained up*
That's the proper response :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 10, 2020, 09:06:07 PM
That thing messes you up pretty bad, but doesn't let you die.
Oh. This actually doesn't sound that fun. *Begins tugging* You can let me out now.
*It'z 'auld on Sebias toightenz at ze tuggin'* Ach, ye cannae juzt ztart und zen ztop vhen ye vant tae. Ze 'ole point iz tae put ye trough az much pain az pozzible. Und ye did azk fer ziz...Bezoidez, tiz very major fer meditation!
*Screams in pure agony*
*Just. . . Kinda. . . Unplugs it. . . . surreptitiously. . .*
Zat daeznae vork, Verdauga. Noice try.
Maybe, after NaNoWriMo, I might volunteer myself to have a go. Not until then, though.
Why am I not surprised?
Because Eb's awesomeness has obviously rubbed off on you.
It worked the other way around, sweetie ;D
*snorts* That's what you think. Also, only Verdauga and Dot have the right to call me sweetie.
Not the romantic kind of sweetie -_- There's multiple uses for it.
Besides, you don't get to decide what I call you, disowner.
You mean.
Don't worry, meleth nin, she won't let me call her sweetie either.
I read that the wrong why the first seven times.
...what?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
U ok?
Not in anyway, no.
*bump*
Why? You just reminded us of our agony.
>:D
Meanie. *is in agony, for some reason that I need to go back a check*
*Heats metal rods*
*Continues screaming, limbs flailing about and kicking, eyes bloodshot and face drawn up in a pained expression*
*slowly stabs the metal rods into Seb's paws*
Kass! You leave him alone!
*suddenly remembers that I'm actually just watching Seb, who is in agony*
Well, this looks interesting.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 20, 2020, 07:57:25 AM
Kass! You leave him alone!
Ah, silly kitty, I am tottering him. That's what this thread is about.
Tottering?
That was auto correct, but I am so gonna go with it.
Heh. Kass got auto-corrected. Also, how dare you say that to me.
*totters Seb over the edge of the redhot metal rod* With ease, cat, with ease.
*Has fallen back asleep.*
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.)
Heh, Kass got auto-corrected again.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 19, 2020, 09:52:56 PM
*slowly stabs the metal rods into Seb's paws*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 20, 2020, 08:57:10 AM
*suddenly remembers that I'm actually just watching Seb, who is in agony*
Well, this looks interesting.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 11:59:24 AM
*totters Seb over the edge of the redhot metal rod* With ease, cat, with ease.
*Screaming intensifies, all senses are numbed as pain throbs from my entire body*
*Sir Cuthbert comes running into topic* My goodness! What is happening?!
(Now now, if your senses are numbed, then you shouldn't be able to feel pain, ya silly goof!)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 23, 2020, 08:49:46 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 19, 2020, 09:52:56 PM
*slowly stabs the metal rods into Seb's paws*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 20, 2020, 08:57:10 AM
*suddenly remembers that I'm actually just watching Seb, who is in agony*
Well, this looks interesting.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 11:59:24 AM
*totters Seb over the edge of the redhot metal rod* With ease, cat, with ease.
*Screaming intensifies, all senses are numbed as pain throbs from my entire body*
*Sir Cuthbert comes running into topic* My goodness! What is happening?!
Totter and torture. Quite simple really.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 23, 2020, 09:39:12 PM
(Now now, if your senses are numbed, then you shouldn't be able to feel pain, ya silly goof!)
(Exactly. At this point, the pain was so bad that I'm now numbed to it. :P)
*Seborg enters topic* Hiag, I need to borrow these... *Grabs some of the torturing instruments and disappears*
o.0
Oooh, the true ruler of The Cellars wants to torture people!
Wait, what?
Hush, you. You should be being tortured.
And tottered!
*Totters Kass*
Oh dear. I am going to die.
*Is, after all this time, still asleep.*
Quote from: lass of something much on February 02, 2021, 11:05:18 AM
Oh dear. I am going to die.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 02, 2021, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 02, 2021, 11:05:18 AM
Oh dear. I am going to die.
You told Flib you never died.
I know. Can you not see my sarcasm. I am not going to die. You can do nothing to me.
*Snores at the miscreants.*
Have fun trying, kid.
I ain't a kid! *totters Kass violently*
So... Now we've established that Flib is not, as some suspected, a baby goat, can we get back to the purpose of the topic. *looks at topic name* Actually... Maybe not.
So... Umm...
(I do have a pet goat-not IRL, but in another thread.)
*considers tottering Booklover*
Quote from: Booklover on February 13, 2021, 12:54:24 PM
So... Now we've established that Flib is not, as some suspected, a baby goat, can we get back to the purpose of the topic. *looks at topic name* Actually... Maybe not.
So... Umm...
*Blinks* I feel like I missed something :D
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 13, 2021, 12:13:09 PM
I ain't a kid! *totters Kass violently*
*Kass smirks contemptuously*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 25, 2021, 08:40:47 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 13, 2021, 12:54:24 PM
So... Now we've established that Flib is not, as some suspected, a baby goat, can we get back to the purpose of the topic. *looks at topic name* Actually... Maybe not.
So... Umm...
*Blinks* I feel like I missed something :D
A 'kid' is another word for a baby goat. Flib said
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 13, 2021, 12:13:09 PM
I ain't a kid!
This topic is a torture chamber, but i do not want anyone to be tortured.
Quote from: Booklover on February 26, 2021, 12:30:05 PM
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 25, 2021, 08:40:47 PM
Quote from: Booklover on February 13, 2021, 12:54:24 PM
So... Now we've established that Flib is not, as some suspected, a baby goat, can we get back to the purpose of the topic. *looks at topic name* Actually... Maybe not.
So... Umm...
*Blinks* I feel like I missed something :D
A 'kid' is another word for a baby goat. Flib said Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 13, 2021, 12:13:09 PM
I ain't a kid!
This topic is a torture chamber, but i do not want anyone to be tortured.
I still ain't a kid. Nobeast calls me a kid and gets away with it.
Well, now that that is settled!
*Plays cards*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2021, 07:37:03 PM
(Sounds like something a kid would say >_>)
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 26, 2021, 06:22:54 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2021, 09:01:17 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 02, 2021, 02:21:07 PM
*Is, after all this time, still asleep.*
*Awakens the Kade* ^-^
(Nyet)
*jabs Kade with my dirk*
*Magically ties up
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, throws him in the Frozen Let It Go room, locks the door, nails it shut, and magics the door so HIAG can't escape*
... Violence. What did he ever do to you?
Nothing. But he can't torture anyone if he's being tortured, now can he? >:D
So, you don't want him to torture anyone because torture us wrong, so why torture him?
*Masika iz zuddenly grabbed from be'ind by tentaclez comin' from zummat 'izzin' inzoide o' an iron maiden, vhich begin tae drag 'er backvardz intae it* Ah reckon Ah forgot tae mention zat zere are variouz . . . creaturez loomin' in variouz placez in ze Chamberz. Me apologiez.
*Dizappearz from ze previouzly mentioned Frozen room viz a 'pop', und reappearz back in ze main room likevoize viz a 'pop'* Zince vhen did Ah e'er need a door..?
*Hydra appears and destroys the tentacles*
Hey, I magicked that room to inescapable!
*Cleans all the chambers while the members are away*
Did you clean the torture devices out of here as well?
Oooh, I hope so.
EVERYTHING IS CLEAN.
Leaked image of Dan
(https://i.insider.com/5f22e6a80ef1886a0c5bed85?width=1200&format=jpeg)
I figured that's what he looked like.
Quote from: Masika on March 30, 2021, 10:51:07 PM
*Hydra appears and destroys the tentacles*
Hey, I magicked that room to inescapable!
Zere are innumerable ozer zin'z in ziz Univerze bezoidez magic. *Ze tentaclez become an incorporeal mizt, und zuz zurvive ze Hydra, und zen zolidify again und pull it intae ze iron maiden az vell, und zen zere iz ze zound o' it bein' eaten*
...You do realize there's very few ways to permanently kill Hydra, as she grows two heads for every one lost, right? I'm no mythology expert, but it's kinda basic that'd you have to try something like cutting the heads off and cauterizing the stumps, dropping boulders, petrification...Eating is highly unlikely to work, 1.) because Hydra has multiple heads and you'd have to get past all those, and 2.) I could be wrong here, but I recall Hydra having poisonous breath or blood...
QuoteAccording to Hesiod, the Hydra was the offspring of Typhon and Echidna. It had poisonous breath and blood so virulent that even its scent was deadly.
Anyway...
*Magicks out of Iron Maiden*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 02, 2021, 10:58:15 AM
Leaked image of Dan
(https://i.insider.com/5f22e6a80ef1886a0c5bed85?width=1200&format=jpeg)
*Has actually seen Dann, and is now cackling*
Quote from: Masika on April 02, 2021, 05:25:46 PM
...You do realize there's very few ways to permanently kill Hydra, as she grows two heads for every one lost, right? I'm no mythology expert, but it's kinda basic that'd you have to try something like cutting the heads off and cauterizing the stumps, dropping boulders, petrification...Eating is highly unlikely to work, 1.) because Hydra has multiple heads and you'd have to get past all those, and 2.) I could be wrong here, but I recall Hydra having poisonous breath or blood...
QuoteAccording to Hesiod, the Hydra was the offspring of Typhon and Echidna. It had poisonous breath and blood so virulent that even its scent was deadly.
Anyway...
*Magicks out of Iron Maiden*
But Ah never zaid vot
vaz in zere, und
vot it iz capable o'...
Quote from: lass of something much on April 02, 2021, 09:36:18 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 02, 2021, 10:58:15 AM
Leaked image of Dan
(https://i.insider.com/5f22e6a80ef1886a0c5bed85?width=1200&format=jpeg)
*Has actually seen Dann, and is now cackling*
*Has also seen Dann*
*has... talked to Dann*
*and read his awesome roleplay*
*Snores, but even more so.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 06, 2021, 12:08:45 PM
*has... talked to Dann*
*and read his awesome roleplay*
*Shifts about embarrassedly* "Awwww shucks."
It's great!
I will pay highly for a torture session for @DragonReapper
Quote from: Ally046 on April 12, 2021, 04:13:06 PM
I will pay highly for a torture session for @DragonReapper
*Preparez ze izolation room by puttin' multiple lavyerz, encyclopaedia-book zalezmen, veazer reporterz, und ztamp-collectin' enthuziaztz in it, vho vill av ceazelezzly talk tae zem extenzively on und on und on und on und on und never ztoppin' zeir prattlin', vhoilzt
Let It Gae playz und nailz are zcraped doon a chalkboard*
*Shoves HIAG into said isolation room and puts an inescapable magic barrier around the entire room (including ceilings, walls, and floors)*
Try popping outta that!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 12, 2021, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on April 12, 2021, 04:13:06 PM
I will pay highly for a torture session for @DragonReapper
*Preparez ze izolation room by puttin' multiple lavyerz, encyclopaedia-book zalezmen, veazer reporterz, und ztamp-collectin' enthuziaztz in it, vho vill av ceazelezzly talk tae zem extenzively on und on und on und on und on und never ztoppin' zeir prattlin', vhoilzt Let It Gae playz und nailz are zcraped doon a chalkboard*
...What a waste of money.
Quote from: Masika on April 12, 2021, 05:18:29 PM
*Shoves HIAG into said isolation room and puts an inescapable magic barrier around the entire room (including ceilings, walls, and floors)*
Try popping outta that!
(Masika, you forgot to put a barrier on the air... he's an airbender, y'know.)
It's surrounding the entire room, Flib. By extension, that includes the air.
(I have a feeling this is gonna end like the game I played with my little sisters the other day...)
(And how did that end, hmm?)
(It never really got finished, it was basically like a RP game we were playing, and we all ended up with the "Well, you never said I couldn't do this" and "I thought you already knew you couldn't do that" argument. Basically, no matter what you do, he'll just find another way out of it and say "ye never zaid I couldn't dae thiz")
Hhmmmm...
Sounds kinda familiar an argument, doesn't it, @Masika ...
(She's not one of my IRL siblings)
IK
...
...
...
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=12095.30
Quote from: Masika on April 12, 2021, 05:18:29 PM
*Shoves HIAG into said isolation room and puts an inescapable magic barrier around the entire room (including ceilings, walls, and floors)*
Try popping outta that!
Sika... Airbending is an art, not magic.
Quote from: Masika on April 12, 2021, 05:18:29 PM
*Shoves HIAG into said isolation room and puts an inescapable magic barrier around the entire room (including ceilings, walls, and floors)*
Try popping outta that!
Ach, but ye ferget, *dizappearz from ze room viz a 'pop', und reappearz back oot o' it viz anozer 'pop'* Ah'm a Weasel. Zat iz completely
different from magic (or even airbendin').
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 12, 2021, 06:49:21 PM
(It never really got finished, it was basically like a RP game we were playing, and we all ended up with the "Well, you never said I couldn't do this" and "I thought you already knew you couldn't do that" argument. Basically, no matter what you do, he'll just find another way out of it and say "ye never zaid I couldn't dae thiz")
What'd I tell you, Masika?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 12, 2021, 04:45:54 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on April 12, 2021, 04:13:06 PM
I will pay highly for a torture session for @DragonReapper
*Preparez ze izolation room by puttin' multiple lavyerz, encyclopaedia-book zalezmen, veazer reporterz, und ztamp-collectin' enthuziaztz in it, vho vill av ceazelezzly talk tae zem extenzively on und on und on und on und on und never ztoppin' zeir prattlin', vhoilzt Let It Gae playz und nailz are zcraped doon a chalkboard*
That's a little harsh.
Its Perfect 8D >:D
I shall pay highly for a torture session for
@The Skarzs.
Freedom for cave trolls!!!
@shisteer of nothing much and
@Scott McLamok THE TIME HAS AGAIN COME TO FIGHT!! FOR THE TROOOOLLLSSS!
Spoiler
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.bq2kl_OvH_fze8SyYyiQKAHaEK?w=308&h=180&c=7&o=5&pid=1.7.jpeg)
... Oh yeah, that was a thing, hey?
Please, like, be nice to Skarzs.
Quote from: Masika on April 18, 2021, 11:12:10 PM
I shall pay highly for a torture session for @The Skarzs.
. . . Who is this child asking for my blood?
Um.. Sika.
Anyway. TO WAAARRRR!!
*Pulls out a KR15*
Diiiiiieee!!!
*Shoots at Sika*
*Magic barrier protects Masika from all bullets and sends 'em all back at Lassie*
Tsk, tsk. Lassie, you should by now realize how foolish attacking me is.
Skarz, all you have to do work on that picture of Silver and stop putting people on trial for sanity.
Ah poor OP newbie. I was once like you. Someday you will look back on this, and the cringe will break your soul.
And for that, I am willing to wait.
For that I will stand here and endure your OP nonsense.
Furthermore, I shall fill your skin with steel, as I yet poses the power I once used, and, thusly:
(https://tenor.com/view/no-u-no-no-you-uno-uno-revere-gif-21053426.gif)
Quote from: Masika on April 19, 2021, 08:39:20 AM
*Magic barrier protects Masika from all bullets and sends 'em all back at Lassie*
Tsk, tsk. Lassie, you should by now realize how foolish attacking me is.
Skarz, all you have to do work on that picture of Silver and stop putting people on trial for sanity.
You do realize we are whipping you like cream in our actual battle.
She doesn't count it as canon because it's obvious she lost.. ;D
Ah, I see
Of course, that is only a guess, but eh...
Also, I'm not sure if I'm still chained to the wall or not..
wHaT?
*Much lock picking later*
Yay!
Mm...Just a while back I was being tortured..
By awho?
*Slowly pulls out a skinning knife*
*Flinches away*
I...Don't remember...You'd have to go back and check...
I'm to lazy. Interoggation time
Fair enough... It's not important..
I don't wike when you say dat. Anyway. I'll just skin them all. We're bound to get him/her/it right?
O.O
No. Bad. I said it's not important cause it's not. No skinning
Why not?
Because that's not nice! They did nothing to you!
Oh, they did. Not directly tho
All of them? How?
Not all of them. Just one.
So you shouldn't skin anyone, because you'd be hurting other people who have done NOTHING WRONG
*Intense sniffs the suspects*
That's my cologne. Do you like it?
Also,
Quote from: lass of something much on April 19, 2021, 06:17:04 AM
Spoiler
Um.. Sika.
Anyway. TO WAAARRRR!!
*Pulls out a KR15*
Diiiiiieee!!!
*Shoots at Sika*
Calm down, please.
:giggle:
Quote from: Verdauga on April 19, 2021, 10:23:11 PM
That's my cologne. Do you like it?
Also,
Quote from: lass of something much on April 19, 2021, 06:17:04 AM
Spoiler
Um.. Sika.
Anyway. TO WAAARRRR!!
*Pulls out a KR15*
Diiiiiieee!!!
*Shoots at Sika*
Calm down, please.
But...But guuunnss.. Bang-bang..
Quote from: Lass
But...But guuunnss.. Bang-bang..
...Agreed.
The last page worth of posts was basically McLass
Effectively, yeah.
Quote from: The Skarzs on April 20, 2021, 11:22:20 PM
The last page worth of posts was basically McLass
But.. How?? We were just having a conversation o.o
McLass is adorable, and makes its way into everything, which is great.
:)
Hi.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:44:58 PM
McLass is adorable, and makes its way into everything, which is great.
Hooow is that mclass???
:giggle:
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2021, 12:14:03 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:44:58 PM
McLass is adorable, and makes its way into everything, which is great.
Hooow is that mclass???
It's an echo of the very thing McLass was born from: Scott being violent, and you telling him not to, while being in extreme amounts of pain.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2021, 01:37:59 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2021, 12:14:03 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:44:58 PM
McLass is adorable, and makes its way into everything, which is great.
Hooow is that mclass???
It's an echo of the very thing McLass was born from: Scott being violent, and you telling him not to, while being in extreme amounts of pain.
....
.......
....You have a point..
Mm, I know. You should listen to your sister more often. She can be very wise.
:giggle:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2021, 02:12:15 AM
Mm, I know. You should listen to your sister more often. She can be very wise.
*Grumpily throws a fork at Teer*
To be fair I usually start the violence, and Scott just takes it further
Quote from: lass*Grumpily throws a fork at Teer*
:o
*Is annoyed at the emoji only responses...*
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, I shall pay highly for
two torture sessions: lass of something much and Scott McLamok. Make sure that they're in separate, INESCAPABLE torture rooms, but make sure their rooms are right next to each other so they can hear each others' screams while knowing they can't save each other. >:D >:D >:D >:D
Masika is turning into Tsarmina.
*Zetz up tva roomz, zat are roight next tae vone anozer viz vallz zat allov zound tae come trough zem from boz zoidez- but ze zound iz made louder, und ze roomz (loike av o' ze roomz in ze Torture Chamberz) are ezcape-proof; In Lass' room, zhe iz tied tae a pole, viz ze carnivorouz Zcarabz from ze Ze Mummy movie zvarm o'er 'er und begin tae dig intae 'er zkin und gae under it, und vherever zey valk, it feelz loike zey're burnin' ze zkin az zey cravl aboot inzoide o' it, vhoilzt Teletubbiez dance aboot ze room zingin' 'zongz' by Justin Bieber; In Scott'z room, 'e iz tied tae a table und forced tae drink Dumpzter Juice, vhoilzt at ze zame toime 'az 'zi fingerz und toez zlovly (very zlovly) cheved off by rabid giant-zized Leechez*
Zere ve gae, av ready!
*gives lass my book*
(Escape proof maybe, but you didn't say break out proof... )
*Duplicates himself, breaks scott and lass (and lass's book) out and takes their places so they can escape*
"Go quickly! It's up to you two to escape this dungeon"
Hey! Andrea Carter and the Long Ride Home is a very good book! I thought she would like it... I was only trying to be nice!
Ya, that's why I let 'er keep it mate ;)
Oh. Well then, I'll just be a backup in case anything goes wrong. Masika, don't you dare use my book as a hostage or I'll have
@the law on you!
*Sets fire to
Andrea Carter and the Long Ride Home*
You only said not to
hold it hostage.
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, they're getting away!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 25, 2021, 08:34:09 PM
Oh. Well then, I'll just be a backup in case anything goes wrong. Masika, don't you dare use my book as a hostage or I'll have @the law on you!
(Since when was I the Warden? (ignoring the fact that I've probably quoted something the Warden said))
(You can be a lawyer for my book ;D)
Quote from: Masika on April 25, 2021, 08:44:25 PM
*Sets fire to Andrea Carter and the Long Ride Home*
You only said not to hold it hostage.
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, they're getting away!
Nyet, zey're nae. *Scott und Lass never make it oot o' zeir roomz- zey are boz put back vhere zey vere, und Rillbrook und 'iz duplicate are put in roomz roight bezoide zeir roomz in ze zame typez o' torture zetup*
Try tae break zomebeazt oot, und ye nae only fail, ye end up be tortured az vell.
*As Hiag tries to put them into new torture chambers, and the duplicates knock Hiag senseless with slings and chunks of brick. Together they put Hiag into the chamber meant for them and re-rescue Lass and Scott, and they all escape together*
Quote from: Masika on April 25, 2021, 08:44:25 PM
*Sets fire to Andrea Carter and the Long Ride Home*
You only said not to hold it hostage.
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, they're getting away!
Do that one more time and I'll call you Felicity Livingston, to your face.
???
Who's Felicity Livingston?
(You've never read that book? Seriously???)
*Happily sings*
I can't read Hiagish, so I have no idea what's going on! *Giggles again and continues singing*
Oh look! Hi Scottie! You having fun?
I guess.
Quote from: Masika on April 25, 2021, 04:54:57 PM
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, I shall pay highly for two torture sessions: lass of something much and Scott McLamok. Make sure that they're in separate, INESCAPABLE torture rooms, but make sure their rooms are right next to each other so they can hear each others' screams while knowing they can't save each other. >:D >:D >:D >:D
You make me wanna cuss.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 25, 2021, 05:43:33 PM
*Zetz up tva roomz, zat are roight next tae vone anozer viz vallz zat allov zound tae come trough zem from boz zoidez- but ze zound iz made louder, und ze roomz (loike av o' ze roomz in ze Torture Chamberz) are ezcape-proof; In Lass' room, zhe iz tied tae a pole, viz ze carnivorouz Zcarabz from ze Ze Mummy movie zvarm o'er 'er und begin tae dig intae 'er zkin und gae under it, und vherever zey valk, it feelz loike zey're burnin' ze zkin az zey cravl aboot inzoide o' it, vhoilzt Teletubbiez dance aboot ze room zingin' 'zongz' by Justin Bieber; In Scott'z room, 'e iz tied tae a table und forced tae drink Dumpzter Juice, vhoilzt at ze zame toime 'az 'zi fingerz und toez zlovly (very zlovly) cheved off by rabid giant-zized Leechez*
Zere ve gae, av ready!
*Happens to still have his armor on*
Eem....
*Realises she's in a room with teletubbies*
*Screams blue murder*
*Starts punching at the door*
*Shoots one with a gun*
Noice!
*Kicks down the door*
*barely misses another one with her skinning knife, while screaming like mad*
Lass, calm down. We're getting out of here!
*Gulps and scoots over to Scott*
T-te-l-le
Yea, I get it. *Pulls out a grenade*
Fraggin'
*Throws the grenade in then slams the door shut*
Wait! I've gotta get my-....Knife..
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 26, 2021, 05:22:56 PM
*As Hiag tries to put them into new torture chambers, and the duplicates knock Hiag senseless with slings and chunks of brick. Together they put Hiag into the chamber meant for them and re-rescue Lass and Scott, and they all escape together*
Ze flav in ziz pozt iz zat Ah viznae even
zere tae be 'knocked zenzelezz und zrovn intae ze torture room'. Ze torture chamberz
zemzelvez put ye lot in ze roomz.
*Vatchez az Lass, Scott, und Rillbrook und 'iz duplicate 'alucinate az zey are tortured in zeir roomz, ztill tied tae ze polez und tablez zey vere tied doon tae* Ach... Und even if ye lot zome'ov managed tae get free und ezcape ze roomz, ze torture chamberz
zemzelvez are alvayz changin' vhere each o' ze corridorz gae tae und lead.
Ye vid be lozt forever in zem. *Ze torturez continue*
Only part I understand is the name and....Table?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 27, 2021, 08:51:01 PM
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 26, 2021, 05:22:56 PM
*As Hiag tries to put them into new torture chambers, and the duplicates knock Hiag senseless with slings and chunks of brick. Together they put Hiag into the chamber meant for them and re-rescue Lass and Scott, and they all escape together*
Ze flav in ziz pozt iz zat Ah viznae even zere tae be 'knocked zenzelezz und zrovn intae ze torture room'. Ze torture chamberz zemzelvez put ye lot in ze roomz.
*Vatchez az Lass, Scott, und Rillbrook und 'iz duplicate 'alucinate az zey are tortured in zeir roomz, ztill tied tae ze polez und tablez zey vere tied doon tae* Ach... Und even if ye lot zome'ov managed tae get free und ezcape ze roomz, ze torture chamberz zemzelvez are alvayz changin' vhere each o' ze corridorz gae tae und lead. Ye vid be lozt forever in zem. *Ze torturez continue*
Translation for Lassie: The flaws in this post is that I wasn't even
there to be 'knocked senseless and thrown into the torture room'. The torture chambers
themselves put you in the rooms.
*Watches as Lass, Scott, and Rillbrook and his duplicate hallucinate as they are tortured in their rooms, still tied to the poles and tables they were tied down to* Ach... And even if you lot somehow managed to get free and escape the rooms, the torture chambers
themselves are always changing where each of the corridors go and lead.
You would be lost forever in them. *The tortures continue*
You forgot that I broke out with Lass soo
Ooooohhh, I see! *Nods in thanks to Sika*
Much obliged
Ooh, a personal dictionary
Aye indeed! One of the few times speaking around Sika has not gotten me killed!
*Grins*
That'll probably get me a punch in the face, haha!
I'll be your shield
You're stuck to a table.. In another room..
*Pokes Lass*
I'm here aren't I?
Eeep! I did not see you there for some reason... Guess I was blinded by fear of Teletubbies
Yeah
*Grabs the nearest teletubby and rips it's head off*
O.O
Their insides are even more scary
Oh, sorry.
*Shoves tubby away*
Thaank yoouuuu
*Blows a kith*
*Discreetly takes out the rest of the tubbies*
*Continues happily being tortured*
*Wraps Lass in his arms*
I'll be your shield
But then you might get hurt.. *Concerned Lassie sounds*
*Vomits*
Enough with the PDA! Why do you think I ordered SEPARATE TORTURE CHAMBERS WHERE YOU'RE FORCED TO LISTEN TO EACH SCREAM?!
We did it, Scott! *Highfives*
;D
@HeadInAnotherGalaxy, set the torture devices to 50!
*Giggles*
She fell for it
I know right?
Spoiler
(https://media.tenor.com/images/349f91eff94b2786b2d89c0850d84d1c/tenor.gif)
Mhhmmm!! It's great ;D
Did she RQ?
RQ?
Rage quit
Your ship ranks up there with Hitler and Stalin...
Oh? That's not nice. That's not funny
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 28, 2021, 09:38:45 AM
Rage quit
Hmm...I doubt it, she doesn't seem like that type.. I think she might try to make us do it, though
And yeah, I agree, that's not funny, Sika.
Stop the PDA.
Also, people compare plenty of things they find awful with those two, like Nostalgia Critic Simpsons Game Let's Play.
That doesn't make it okay
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:43:21 AM
Stop the PDA.
Also, people compare plenty of things they find awful with those two, like Nostalgia Critic Simpsons Game Let's Play.
(
You want to play that game? You really want your Kim Jong Un sized bod whooped?
Kim Jong Un?
Your ship is still evil. I support villain couples like Scar/Zira, Father/Dante, & Maleficent/Hades more. Literally.
Are you that sheltered?
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:47:32 AM
Kim Jong Un?
Your ship is still evil. I support villain couples like Scar/Zira, Father/Dante, & Maleficent/Hades more. Literally.
We're just people.. For goodness sake, you're the one acting evil here, not us..
People lie when they say McLass is cute.
Keep it in your private Discord.
Why don't you make a private Discord all for yourself where you can pretend we don't exist in your imaginary world
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:50:39 AM
People lie when they say McLass is cute.
Keep it in your private Discord.
I get that you don't like us, but being horrible will only make everyone involved feel icky.. Just go hang out in another thread or something.
You're in every thread.
I mean the rules don't say you can't be in every thread
Quote from: Masika on April 28, 2021, 09:56:10 AM
You're in every thread.
No? We're not.. Scott wouldn't even be in here if you hadn't pinged him over and over..
I didn't ping Scott into this thread. You did when I tried to get a torture session for Skarz.
Ooooohh.. My bad. Still, you have pinged us both a lot, and brought us into threads
*Giga ze Ghoul, vho 'elpz viz ze Torture Chamberz, grumblez in extreme annoyance at av ziz yellin' und arguin', und putz tape o'er ze mouthz o' Lass, Scott, und Masika*
Ach...
Tape?... Can I have some? I like tape!
*Laughs at the torture room*
Give me tape! Give me tape! Give me tape!
Quote from: lass of something much on April 28, 2021, 06:02:22 PM
Tape?... Can I have some? I like tape!
Giga juzt put zome tape o'er ye mouth, along viz Scott'z und Masika'z. *Giga ze Ghoul decoidez tae put tape o'er ze mouthz o' boz Rillbrook und 'iz duplicate fer good meazure*
Ach... *Av o' ze torturez continue*
.....Tape?
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*
*Happily eats tape*
*Does the same*
Ooohh, you like tape too? :D
Ach, zeein' 'ov ye've eaten ze tape, Ah'm juzt gaein' tae mention zat it 'ad poizon in it zat, upon being zvalloved, cauzez indezcribable pain und mizery tae ye, und zen beginz tae eat yer inzoidez (cauzin' more pain)...
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 06:19:18 PM
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*
*Giga gaez tae get a battle-axe tae eizer cut ze victim'z 'ead off, or cut 'iz tongue oot if 'e daeznae ceaze ze noize*
*Sleeping intensifies.*
I don't see how you can do that.
It's called a coma.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2021, 12:20:25 AM
Ach, zeein' 'ov ye've eaten ze tape, Ah'm juzt gaein' tae mention zat it 'ad poizon in it zat, upon being zvalloved, cauzez indezcribable pain und mizery tae ye, und zen beginz tae eat yer inzoidez (cauzin' more pain)...
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 06:19:18 PM
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*
*Giga gaez tae get a battle-axe tae eizer cut ze victim'z 'ead off, or cut 'iz tongue oot if 'e daeznae ceaze ze noize*
Oooohh, fun! May I have some more please?
*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 04:41:23 PM
It's called a coma.
*Injectz Kade viz a toxic chemical zat makez 'im 'ave 'orrible nightmarez aboot 'iz very vorzt fearz und beyond*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 19, 2021, 07:42:44 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 29, 2021, 12:20:25 AM
Ach, zeein' 'ov ye've eaten ze tape, Ah'm juzt gaein' tae mention zat it 'ad poizon in it zat, upon being zvalloved, cauzez indezcribable pain und mizery tae ye, und zen beginz tae eat yer inzoidez (cauzin' more pain)...
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 28, 2021, 06:19:18 PM
*Laughs so loudly at how ugly the ghoul is that the tape falls off his mouth*
*Giga gaez tae get a battle-axe tae eizer cut ze victim'z 'ead off, or cut 'iz tongue oot if 'e daeznae ceaze ze noize*
Oooohh, fun! May I have some more please?
Are you Oliver?
*Teleports Hiag's toxic injection into him.* no. Bad Hiag.
*Was about to recount a nightmare, but doesn't have to now.*
Hah!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2021, 08:38:09 PM
*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*
*Eats that tape too*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 11:26:54 PM
*Teleports Hiag's toxic injection into him.* no. Bad Hiag.
*Ze torture chamberz negate ze teleportation* Ye zhould ken zat'z nae gaein' tae vork 'ere!
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2021, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2021, 08:38:09 PM
*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*
*Eats that tape too*
*Uzez memory-clearin' tape next zat completely erazez ze eaterz memory, az vell az makin' zem really dizloikin' tape*
*The teleportation refuses to care about the law here.*
*the Warden, however, does*
I AM THE LAW!
I eat lawbreakers!
*the Warden attempts to eat HiAG's torture chambers for breaking the laws*
Edit: forgot the d.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 20, 2021, 08:58:07 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 19, 2021, 11:26:54 PM
*Teleports Hiag's toxic injection into him.* no. Bad Hiag.
*Ze torture chamberz negate ze teleportation* Ye zhould ken zat'z nae gaein' tae vork 'ere!
Quote from: lass of something much on October 20, 2021, 08:35:37 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2021, 08:38:09 PM
*Getz vone zat, az vell az daein' ze previouz zin'z, alzae zingz Baby Zhark, Let It Gae, und Dae Ye Ken Ze Muffin Man, und zen ze Teletubbiez come in und begin painfully chevin' yer fingerz off*
*Eats that tape too*
*Uzez memory-clearin' tape next zat completely erazez ze eaterz memory, az vell az makin' zem really dizloikin' tape*
*Gobbles it down*
*Her instinct over powers the tapepower and makes her still crave tape*
More?
Bad Lassie, don't be greedy.
What is Lassie?
You is Lassie.
*Glances down at her shirt*
No, I am Toidi.
*Snores raucously.*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 20, 2021, 09:09:51 PM
*The teleportation refuses to care about the law here.*
*Ze torture chamberz refuze tae care aboot ze teleportation'z refuzal, und vill lock up Verdauga viz zeveral lavyerz und a mime if 'e daeznae behave und ztop teleportin' zin'z*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 22, 2021, 02:32:44 PM
*Snores raucously.*
*Tiny torture microbez entre trough Kade'z noze und begin chevin' 'iz brain cellz*
*Will literally just teleport out.*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 22, 2021, 02:26:07 AM
*Glances down at her shirt*
No, I am Toidi.
Oh. Where's Lass, then?
*takes a leaf out of Ally's book and leafs*
:giggle:
But what is this I see you doing?
Flib Bigboat 04:14:05 PM Unknown Action
That's me, leafing.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:07:44 PM
*takes a leaf out of Ally's book and leafs*
"Kindly return that when your quite finished with it!" ^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 05:42:41 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 22, 2021, 02:32:44 PM
*Snores raucously.*
*Tiny torture microbez entre trough Kade'z noze und begin chevin' 'iz brain cellz*
*Unfortunately, the tiny torture microbes don't find any brain cells to chew on.*
*Snoring intensifies, echoing through the chambers.*
*Enters* 8D
*Scratches his stomach in his sleep.*
*Walks suspiciously up behind kade*
*Snores open mouthed, loud, and likely obnoxious.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 27, 2021, 02:31:24 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 05:42:41 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 22, 2021, 02:32:44 PM
*Snores raucously.*
*Tiny torture microbez entre trough Kade'z noze und begin chevin' 'iz brain cellz*
*Unfortunately, the tiny torture microbes don't find any brain cells to chew on.*
*Snoring intensifies, echoing through the chambers.*
*Ze microbez begin chevin' up everyzin' elze inztead*
*Climbs in and removes the microbes*
*Climbs in?*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 27, 2021, 05:59:52 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:07:44 PM
*takes a leaf out of Ally's book and leafs*
"Kindly return that when your quite finished with it!" ^-^
No thanks, it's mine now that I've leafed with it, and you can't catch me now! :giggle:
*Teleports the book into Ally's possession.*
Hey, I was reading that! :(
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:08:14 PM
Quote from: Ally046 on October 27, 2021, 05:59:52 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:07:44 PM
*takes a leaf out of Ally's book and leafs*
"Kindly return that when your quite finished with it!" ^-^
No thanks, it's mine now that I've leafed with it, and you can't catch me now! :giggle:
:(
Quote from: Verdauga on October 28, 2021, 03:10:52 PM
*Teleports the book into Ally's possession.*
^-^
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:26:23 PM
Hey, I was reading that! :(
:-\
*Continues snoring.*
*Doesn't follow.*
*Oooooh, I forgot I typed that :giggle: *
*Rolls over in his sleep.*
*Is tossed onto my side*🤨
*Scratches his belly, on the verge of waking up.*
*flees with Ally's book*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 28, 2021, 12:08:09 AM
*Climbs in and removes the microbes*
*Ze microbez grov larger, eat Ally'z fingerz off, und zen gae back after Kade*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 28, 2021, 03:10:52 PM
*Teleports the book into Ally's possession.*
Ah zink tiz toime zummat vaz done aboot ziz... *Lockz Verdauga in a paradox zat can never be ezcaped (und zat includez teleportation), along viz ze Teletubbiez*
O.o *helps Verdauga escape*
*Preventz ziz* Behave or ye're zrovn in a paradox taae!
I am behaving. It's you who aren't.
Ziz iz ze Torture Chamberz. In ziz topic, torture iz follovin' ze rulez.
Then I'm torturing you by helping Verdauga escape, so you won't be able to torture him anymore, and I am following the rules.
Fine then. *plays Vogon poetry out of a massive speaker at full volume then teleports out*
*Would say that this is HIAG's torture chamber, so it's a given that we don't really have a ton of power here, but can't because he's asleep. And being chewed on from the inside*
Hiag is a Hitchhiker's fan, he'd probably do the same thing.
Quote from: Booklover on October 29, 2021, 07:40:19 PM
Fine then. *plays Vogon poetry out of a massive speaker at full volume then teleports out*
*the poetry begins to torture HiAG*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 29, 2021, 07:32:52 PM
Then I'm torturing you by helping Verdauga escape, so you won't be able to torture him anymore, and I am following the rules.
Ach, but Ah'm ze vone
daein' ze torturin'- nae ze vone
bein' tortured. Alzough, ye can torture ozerbeaztz. *Alterz ze Vogon poetry readin' intae a nev paradox zat Flib iz na' locked in* Na' behave!
*sad Flib noises*
@Ally046 come save meeeee
*Eats the Microbes, so that they eat me instead* *Enters the Paradox with Flib* ... "Now what Flib?"
*Is still very confused, but due to the brain washing, she thinks being chained to a wall and being tortured in creative ways is normal, so just stand/sit/exists there happily munching on tape*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 29, 2021, 09:28:37 PM
*Eats the Microbes, so that they eat me instead* *Enters the Paradox with Flib* ... "Now what Flib?"
Ze microbez vere avready inzoide Kade, zae ye couldnae eat zem.
*Is inside Kade*
Quote from: Ally046 on October 29, 2021, 09:28:37 PM
*Eats the Microbes, so that they eat me instead* *Enters the Paradox with Flib* ... "Now what Flib?"
We need to get out of here without Kade or HiAG noticing, that's what.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 29, 2021, 10:21:27 PM
*Is still very confused, but due to the brain washing, she thinks being chained to a wall and being tortured in creative ways is normal, so just stand/sit/exists there happily munching on tape*
Eeeew, don't eat tape. Here. *Gives Lass a cabbage instead*
*Starts flopping about in his sleep.*
*Scoots Kade out a window*
#rude
We're on the ground floor.
*Doesn't die, but would still consider the action rude if he had been awake to experience it.*
Fair enough, fair enough.
*But actually ze vindov juzt ended up leadin' tae anozer room in ze Torture Chamberz, vone viz giant Zcorpionz und flezh-eatin' Zcarabz*
I jump out another window.
*Ze ozer vindov alzae leadz tae ze zame exact room*
What is this, Rooms?
Nyet, ze Torture Chamberz- ze layoot o' ze place purpozely changez itzelf tae furzer torture people tryin' tae foind zeir vay aboot.
So Rooms.
Nyet.
Yes.
Nein.
Yep.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 31, 2021, 02:36:34 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on October 29, 2021, 10:21:27 PM
*Is still very confused, but due to the brain washing, she thinks being chained to a wall and being tortured in creative ways is normal, so just stand/sit/exists there happily munching on tape*
Eeeew, don't eat tape. Here. *Gives Lass a cabbage instead*
Green tape? *Bites it*
Uck!
Well, they do say to eat your greens.
I was green once
*Rolls onto his back and continues snoring.*
*Ze microbez at ziz point began makin' zeir vay tovardz Kade'z lungz tae try tae ztop ze znorin'*
*Teleports the paradox and the microbes away.*
I want coffee.
Ye're in ze paradox- vhich cannae be ezcaped, und ve've avready eztablizhed zat teleportation daeznae vork 'ere. Ye can 'ave coffee zough. *Zrovz a cup o' coffee intae ze paradox fer Verdauga*
*is also in the paradox* Kade, I'm so sorry. :(
*Is the paradox*
But how? O:
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 01, 2021, 03:20:50 PM
*Ze microbez at ziz point began makin' zeir vay tovardz Kade'z lungz tae try tae ztop ze znorin'*
How can they, they're in my body.
*And she's in my body, as odd as it may seem :giggle:*
;D
*states the overly obvious*
This place is insane.
Quote from: Ally046 on November 02, 2021, 03:07:12 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 01, 2021, 03:20:50 PM
*Ze microbez at ziz point began makin' zeir vay tovardz Kade'z lungz tae try tae ztop ze znorin'*
How can they, they're in my body.
Tvaz mentioned zat zey vere avready in Kade vhen ye pozted aboot eatin' zem- zerefore, zey are
nae in ye.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 02, 2021, 11:57:44 AM
*states the overly obvious*
This place is insane.
Intended
Neuroziz
Zharin'
Av
Nutty
Excitement
*confusion*
But I was inside Kade too when I ate them.
*Gives up*
"Imma head out, and go be moody in some pitch-black room, anybeast wanna join?"
*How are you going to head out?*
*Insane power*
*Sounds unhealthy for me :giggle:*
*Insane magical power* :giggle: You should only experience mild gas.
*Ugh.*
*It'll be okay*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 03, 2021, 02:20:04 PM
*Gives up*
"Imma head out, and go be moody in some pitch-black room, anybeast wanna join?"
I'll join.
And drag you out of it.
*Leaves without freeing Flib*
*is unfreed*
*Has left*
*Has been to the left this entire time.*
To my left? You mean the bookshelf?
GIMMIE TAPE YOU THIRSTING SOULS
I haven't seen any tape irl for weeks! I don't know what happened to it!
*SNOOOOOOORES.*
*STOP SNORING PLS*
*Slowly swallows Ally in his sleep.*
Creepy. :)
*Snoring dies down slightly.*
Quote from: lass of something much on November 11, 2021, 10:18:09 AM
GIMMIE TAPE YOU THIRSTING SOULS
*Rolls some electrical tape towards Lass*
*And then picks up again with even more gusto.*
*bangs on Kade's head with his magical fork and spoon in a futile attempt to make the snoring stop*
*Has a momentary thought aboot the beads on Kade's bandolier...*
*Grabs Flib in his sleep.*
*Polishes Jeff*
*?*
* 8D *
Quote from: Ally046 on November 14, 2021, 01:01:55 AM
*Polishes Jeff*
*Would wonder what polishing her knife has to do with the beads on his bandolier, but is asleep and so can't.*
*Absolutely nothing. :)*
*Covers ears*
"Oh, you wanna play that game, éh?! I'll play thatún."
*Eats Flib in his sleep as well.*
*Screeches at Flib*
*Snuffles happily in his sleep, despite the fact that this is a torture chamber.*
*Pinches Kade* >:(
*But why?*
8D
*Also, you's et, remember?*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 15, 2021, 10:08:20 PM
*Covers ears*
"Oh, you wanna play that game, éh?! I'll play thatún."
éh yourself.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2021, 03:22:28 PM
*Eats Flib in his sleep as well.*
Mmf, not
again!
Quote from: Ally046 on November 17, 2021, 02:57:52 PM
*Screeches at Flib*
Hey, it's not my fault I got eaten!
Ach...
*Pinching might be difficult*
*Why?*
*For reasons that come with being et.*
Ach again...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 21, 2021, 11:31:48 PM
*For reasons that come with being et.*
*Such as indignation and disgruntlement?*
*I don't gotta explain myself to you. You's et.*
*Starts having a bad dream.*
*Ze bad dream becomez a 10,000,000-toimez vorze noightmare*
*Starts wiggling up to Kade's brainy thingy*
Ah zink 'e zaid 'e didnae 'ave vone.
*You find an empty space, I suppose :giggle:*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 23, 2021, 05:18:22 PM
*Ze bad dream becomez a 10,000,000-toimez vorze noightmare*
*Is having a super bad dream. His fluff is all matted and dirty and there's nothing to eat.*
*Enters the space where Kade's brain should be*
"Oh look! There's a brain! I knew it!"
*Applauds*
*There is?*
*Yes.*
*Wonders how to stop the nightmare...*
*This is a new take to having somebody on your mind :giggle:*
*Starts flailing about 'cause the nightmare.*
*Says funny things to Kade's brain*
*Like what?*
"As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow."
*Nightmare definitely gets worse. Thrashing intensifies.*
Sowwy. :giggle:
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 23, 2021, 05:26:33 PM
Ah zink 'e zaid 'e didnae 'ave vone.
HAH!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2021, 05:59:07 PM
*You find an empty space, I suppose :giggle:*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 23, 2021, 05:18:22 PM
*Ze bad dream becomez a 10,000,000-toimez vorze noightmare*
*Is having a super bad dream. His fluff is all matted and dirty and there's nothing to eat.*
Can't you eat the dirt off your floof?
Quote from: Ally046 on November 24, 2021, 07:40:04 PM
"As I stood infront of the mirror, combing my hair to one side, I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Alas, parting is such sweet sorrow."
I thank thee for thy humor.
~Nym,
The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act I
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2021, 08:15:09 PM
*Nightmare definitely gets worse. Thrashing intensifies.*
How could it get worse? Ally's joke was quite punny.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 24, 2021, 08:15:09 PM
*Nightmare definitely gets worse. Thrashing intensifies.*
*Screams*
DINNER'S READY AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS NICE
*Screams louder than Lass*
DINNER'S READY AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY AND A BIRD MADE A NEST OUT OF YOUR HAIR
*Gaez tae foind eizer earplugz tae block ze noize, or zummat 'eavy tae knock oot ze zcreamerz*
Juzt jozhin' fer boz o' zoze.
Maybe if I scream loud enough, the earplugs will try to forcibly block everyone's ears so they aren't deafened. ;D
*Human-whistle screech*
O:
Quote from: Ally046 on November 27, 2021, 01:37:40 AM
*Human-whistle screech*
Hey, no fair. I don't know how to whistle.
I was screeching. Not whistling. I used to call myself the human-whistle because I can screech insanely high pitched and loud.
Ah. My voice isn't pitched high enough for that.
Well my voice isn't...
*Dragz clavz acrozz a chalkboard*
Hiag my son, please do not.
*Daez zae anyvay* Und Ah'm nae yer zon!
All the references... oof.
*Dragz referencez acrozz ze chalkboard next*
*Drags Hiag's head accross the chalkboard*
*Snoring begins once again, the nightmare having finally passed.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2021, 12:16:34 AM
*Dragz referencez acrozz ze chalkboard next*
Which reference? The Harry Potter reference or the Pearl of Lutra reference?
Quote from: Ally046 on November 30, 2021, 12:46:28 AM
*Drags Hiag's head accross the chalkboard*
Much rudeness.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 12:50:08 AM
*Snoring begins once again, the nightmare having finally passed.*
So the insaner we get, the better your dreams are? *Begins acting sane*
Quote from: Ally046 on November 30, 2021, 12:46:28 AM
*Drags Hiag's head accross the chalkboard*
*Me 'ead makez a
very loud zcreechin' zound zat 'urtz Ally'z 'earz tae ze point zat zey zcream und run off*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on November 30, 2021, 03:12:04 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 30, 2021, 12:16:34 AM
*Dragz referencez acrozz ze chalkboard next*
Which reference? The Harry Potter reference or the Pearl of Lutra reference?
Juzt referencez in general.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 30, 2021, 12:50:08 AM
*Snoring begins once again, the nightmare having finally passed.*
*Ze noightmarez return x 20*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JointEasygoingDeviltasmanian-max-1mb.gif)
*The nightmares return, but then fade away again as HIAG has left this universe for the next couple months.*
*Takes this opportunity to have some coffee.*
*The sound of Hiags head does not hurt me, because 1.) Im a human whistle 2.) Im a precussionist 3.) I blast my music thru earbuds*
Practice >:D
I can't hear them either, because I've mastered ignoring people. ;D
*BIG SNORING*
*EVEN BIGGER IGNORING*
*Grabs Flib in his sleep and snores down her ear.*
*slappy*
*SUPER OPEN MOUTHED SNORE*
*ULTRA SUPER OPEN MOUTHED SNORE 3000*
*SLAPS KADE AND ALLY VERY HARD*
*But it cannot compare to ULTRA SLAPPY*
*Can, too*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 02, 2021, 03:13:39 PM
*ULTRA SUPER OPEN MOUTHED SNORE 3000*
*But even more so.*
*Slap slap slap slap slap slap*
*Commits the ded to Flib*
*Who the what now to me?*
(https://redwallabbey.com/forum/Smileys/classic/smiley.gif)
"Ooooooooo0ooh, and extra one?!?!?!?!"
*Yeah, so it can be over 9000*
*is deafened, so now I can't hear anything anymore, including your snoring* ^-^
*uses sign language* ^-^
*Wakes up* It really had been over a year since someone posted here? Woooooow....
Yep...These newbs have no idea how to work a torture chamber. It's a sad sight to see
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2023, 09:10:45 PM*uses sign language* ^-^
I only know the sign language alphabet, so that isn't much use. :(
*Ties Flib and Lass up and straps them to the wall.*
I guess this job falls to me then....
You're seriously gonna tie us up and strap us to the wall? Overkill if you ask me. One or the other should be sufficient.
Don't make me eat you again punk.
Punk yourself. *resigns to being tied up and strapped to the wall*
Darn, and here I was hoping you'd resist.
What's the worst torture you can think of?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2023, 10:52:20 PMWhat's the worst torture you can think of?
Having a nightmare where you forgot to take your final exams for college, only to wake up and feel relieved that it was only a dream- until you realize that your finals actually were yesterday, and you forgot to go! Then, suddenly, you wake up... (and so on)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2023, 10:52:20 PMDarn, and here I was hoping you'd resist.
What's the worst torture you can think of?
Tyin' zomebeazt up und 'avin' ze entire Tvilight zeriez read tae zem- alzough zat vid probably be equally torturouz tae ze reader, taae...
O.O
You sick, sick monster
Und zen zere'z a Vogon readin' Vogon poetry tae ye, taae...
*Does, like, all those things to Lass and Flib.*
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdealisticRawAfricanfisheagle-size_restricted.gif)
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on February 08, 2023, 11:29:44 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2023, 10:52:20 PMWhat's the worst torture you can think of?
Having a nightmare where you forgot to take your final exams for college, only to wake up and feel relieved that it was only a dream- until you realize that your finals actually were yesterday, and you forgot to go! Then, suddenly, you wake up... (and so on)
Nah, that wouldn't work because I'm not in college.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 08, 2023, 11:33:02 PMTyin' zomebeazt up und 'avin' ze entire Tvilight zeriez read tae zem- alzough zat vid probably be equally torturouz tae ze reader, taae...
I know next to nothing about this series, but it's enough to convince me to never want to read it.
*Keeps on keeping on.*
*Keeps on resisting*
*Adds tickles to the equation.*
*Addz ztatizticz tae ze equation*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 09, 2023, 04:24:26 PM(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdealisticRawAfricanfisheagle-size_restricted.gif)
*Is tortured, tickled, and staticked* I say, this is rather unenjoyable, old chap.
How bad are the tickles, on a scale of one to ten, and how do they compare to ones you've received previously?
How do I know? You're the professional tickler, aren't you?
Oh, I'm a professional tickler alright, which is why I'm curious as to how I match up :giggle:
I mean, I know I'm amazing, but I want to know just HOW amazing I am.
2/10
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2023, 08:34:06 PMOh, I'm a professional tickler alright, which is why I'm curious as to how I match up :giggle:
I mean, I know I'm amazing, but I want to know just HOW amazing I am.
Words can't describe how amazing you are.. But numbers can 2/10
I'll fight the both of you
*Zitz in ze corner viz a bag o' popcorn und vatchez ze entertainment*
No you don't, you're tied up and strapped to the wall.
You know, I used to like you Flib. I used to think you were a pretty chill chook. Obviously I was mistaken. *Puts some old fashioned 3D glasses on Flib and makes her watch Spy Kids 3D*
Ye could make 'er vatch Troll 2- zat movie iz abzolutely awful. Ach...
I know some folks that would heartily disagree :giggle:
Zey can eat ze zuzpiciouz green food zen...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2023, 09:16:53 PMNo you don't, you're tied up and strapped to the wall.
You know, I used to like you Flib. I used to think you were a pretty chill chook. Obviously I was mistaken. *Puts some old fashioned 3D glasses on Flib and makes her watch Spy Kids 3D*
I used to think you were pretty chill too, until you started torturing me. It's sad how people let you down. ::)
I specifically did not let you down. Don't you start telling lies again.
Well, you became eviler. It's all one and the same to me.
Is this really more evil than just swallowing you whole?
Objectively yes.
I would say that I beg to differ, but I don't beg. So, I just differ, I guess.
I feel like with you, it's more of demanding against all odds to differ than simply begging.
Hiag can i request a torture please?
I think your father is currently in charge of the torture stuff, actually.
Nyet, Ah ztill am.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on February 22, 2023, 09:40:59 AMHiag can i request a torture please?
Aye, zure! Vot dae ye need
@Scott McLamok , und vho iz ze vone tae be tortured?
It better not be me. I've had quite enough of it.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 22, 2023, 10:41:26 PMNyet, Ah ztill am.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on February 22, 2023, 09:40:59 AMHiag can i request a torture please?
Aye, zure! Vot dae ye need @Scott McLamok , und vho iz ze vone tae be tortured?
Me, duuh. I want to try one of those things that stretch you ya know?
Zere'z ze Embrace O' Pain (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Embrace_of_Pain) und ze Rack (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_(torture)). Vhich vid ye prefer?
*Does so*
*Wins*
I dunno who you were fighting, but it sure wasn't ME.
*Lies accosted in the corner*
If only there were some sort of word for not-winning. . .
You can't just make up new words, Verd. Geez....
You underestimate my ability.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 13, 2023, 02:57:46 PMYou can't just make up new words, Verd. Geez....
It's called losing.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 13, 2023, 04:55:25 PMYou underestimate my ability.
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Too late for that.
*Vatchez Obi-Wan fav doon ze zhaft becauze 'e uzed Force Zpeed*
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/2-01-2014/JBiIVM.gif)
Heh.
"Heh" is a pretty good word to describe not-winning, actually.
How so?
If you don't want to be a bad sport, but you lost, you can just say "Heh".
You could just say good job, or gg, or something, but sure
Unless you're me, and you're not nice enough to say good job or gg.
*Hangs Flib upside down from the ceiling, and hangs Lass out to dry.*
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This is a torture chamber, and torture is an art. I'm just preparing my next masterpiece; no need to be a hater.
Luckily, living in a first world country, my needs have already been supplied. I hate simply out of want.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 05, 2023, 02:50:30 PM*Hangs Flib upside down from the ceiling, and hangs Lass out to dry.*
Wait what?
Your hanging upside down from the ceiling now. What's there to be confused about?
Uh, nothing, it's just that we were sitting around having a more or less civilized discussion, and so naturally I forgot for a minute that this was a torture chamber.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 05, 2023, 02:50:30 PM*Hangs Flib upside down from the ceiling, and hangs Lass out to dry.*
*sits quietly for a second before bursting into tears*
BUT I WANNA BE DAAAMP
Ze tearz zhould 'elp zomevot fer zat...
I don't have enough liqid in me :'(
There there, let it all out, m'dear. Your hydration, I mean.
Son of a pop-tart.
WHERE'S THE POP-TART?!
Your father, Sebias, is the pop-tart.
Or wait, no, I thought Verd was your father...
Well in any case, your father, whoever he is, is a pop-tart who sells Avon for a living.
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(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BelovedEvenCanadagoose-size_restricted.gif)
(Apologiez- 'ad tae pozt zeze.)
That made my day. :giggle: :laugh:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2023, 04:06:43 PMThere there, let it all out, m'dear. Your hydration, I mean.
I HAVE ACHIEVED RAISIN
For a second there I read that as racism and was extremely confuzzled.
Raizin iz alvayz preferable tae racizm. Ach...
You were the one being racist to hamsters, HiAG. Geez.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on May 04, 2023, 07:25:30 PMYou were the one being racist to hamsters, HiAG. Geez.
Nyet, Ah viznae- Ah merely vaz poztin' tva gifz from a zcene in
Monty Python Und Ze 'oly Grail. Ah 'ave nayzin' againzt 'amzterz. Av loife-formez are zpecial tae me.
Even mosquitos and DDBs?
Even Mozquitoz und Deaz-Defyin' Beaverz, alzough zat daeznae mean Ah agree viz ze megalomaniacal actionz o' ze latter.
It's all food to me.
Iz it Greek food, zough...?
I don't think so. Beavers (Death Defying or otherwise) are not native to Greece.
Although, I suppose if the food was greasy, that would count as Greecy food, which is an ungrammatical way of saying Greek food. So yeah.
Quote from: Verdauga on May 03, 2023, 05:48:22 AMFor a second there I read that as racism and was extremely confuzzled.
That too
Ok, who wants to be tortured by your friendly neighborhood Otterbadger?
That's... an uncomfortable sentence
*Gasp* Is that the elusive Lass? That's totally cray-cray
Indeed, und viz a nev profile picture tae boot.
How exciting.