:D Hello, students! I'm Russa, your lovable teacher. I look forward to teaching you many, many things. Please sit down and prepare to learn. The first person to sit down gets a cookie! :D
*sits down*
I refuse to answer the question in the poll since none of the supplied answers are correct.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 14, 2015, 01:43:16 PM
I refuse to answer the question in the poll since none of the supplied answers are correct.
...except the 4?
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on July 14, 2015, 01:41:24 PM
*sits down*
*Gives Sor a cookie* *Pats the good little fellow on the head.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 14, 2015, 01:43:16 PM
I refuse to answer the question in the poll since none of the supplied answers are correct.
Meh, fine. *Edits poll* *Pats the small youth on the head*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on July 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 14, 2015, 01:43:16 PM
I refuse to answer the question in the poll since none of the supplied answers are correct.
...except the 4?
The 4 used to be 13.
'Tis true, I edited it a minute ago.
Aaanyway, everyone, please settle down and wait patiently for the other students to arrive.
*Sits down silently.*
Alright then.
*Sits down, puts headphones in ears and listens to MCR*
*walks in*
Excuse me. I'm not a young child, and I certaintly don't need to be taught such basic math. But I was wondering if you happen to know a SAT Tutoring School?
:D Now, now, young Skyblade, don't be to hasty. This is not just basic math, if you stay for a little while you will discover that my classes are actually quite challenging. :D
*blinks and tips head to one side for a moment*
Okee, then. I'll stay..for now. *grins and sits in a desk in the front row*
*bursts through door carrying an imaginary machine gun* bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! You're aaalllll DEAD! *runs across room and jumps in chair*
*Sits in the back, reading Alive and listening to Fall Out Boy, silently but passionately mouthing the lyrics*
*is hiding behind a book*
*Sits down, staring at the wall*.
*Is still sitting down, talking to oneself in my head.*
What on earth, Russy?
I like how a lot of people felt like choosing the right answer :P Come on, guys...
*Is still listening to MCR through headphones*
Cleaned-up corporation progress
Dying in the process
Children that can talk about it,
Living on the webways
People moving sideways
Sell it till your last days
Buy yourself a motivation
Generation Nothing,
Nothing but a dead scene
Product of a white dream
I am not the singer that you wanted
But a dancer
I refuse to answer
Talk about the past, sir
Wrote it for the ones who want to get away
*Realises I was singing out loud* Whoops.
*starts doodling on desk*
*Puts down book* *Pulls out one earbud* *Raises hand* Um, teacher? Can I, er, avail myself of the facilities?
*Walks in* Just to let you know, I voted fifty. Because if you continue adding 2 plus 2, you'll eventually get to fifty. :D
I am so smart.
*Dances slightly in seat* *Raises hand higher* Teacher? Can I go avail myself of the facilities? Please?
*Sits down*
Will you specify? I don't know which base it is in. My answer is not there, by the way.
*Bounces up and down violently* TEACHER?! I NEED TO AVAIL MYSELF OF THE FACILITIES! PLEASE LET ME GO!
. . . This place is pointless.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 15, 2015, 01:24:45 AM
. . . This place is pointless.
Yeah, school is pretty pointless :P
Unless you're doing shop or something; then it's awesome.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 15, 2015, 01:27:36 AM
Unless you're doing shop or something; then it's awesome.
Oh yeah!
Basically, as long as there aren't any books involved, it's awesome ;D
I'M GOING TO AVAIL MYSELF OF THE FACILITIES, TEACHER. *Bursts out of the classroom* *Sprints down the hall to the nearest bathroom*
You hating on books, Sierra? You better not be hating on books. You know what's contained in books? All the rules to D&D. No books, no D&D. No D&D means mega-lame.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 15, 2015, 07:02:07 AM
You hating on books, Sierra? You better not be hating on books. You know what's contained in books? All the rules to D&D. No books, no D&D. No D&D means mega-lame.
Fair enough (although, I was mostly referring to all the picless text books they forced down our throats... those were the days).
The pathfinder corebook has plenty of pictures, thank you very much. So do 3.5 core books, to a lesser extent.
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on July 15, 2015, 07:10:41 AM
The pathfinder corebook has plenty of pictures, thank you very much. So do 3.5 core books, to a lesser extent.
You know I'm talking about regular school books, right?
*Walks in with a cheri katana* Any homunculi here? *Chops up the Teacher's desk*
*Shoots Ash with a bolt of green lightning*
*Escorts Ash to the door. Throws him out. Returns to seat.* ;D ;D ;D ;D
*Pushes wide-rimmed bridge-nose glasses further up nose with a pencil.* Actually, you sword there wouldn't be able to chop up a desk like that, neither would an axe; too much surface area and most desks are made of particle board, so trying to shop through it would only result in a damaged blade. Also, the katana is specially shaped to be a good slicer, not a chopper; there's far too much friction with particle board and its thick spine for it to be useful at all. Instead of using a katana to try to chop up a desk like that, a much better tool would be a skill saw, which would be able to cut the entire desk up into about two foot by two foot pieces in about 31.682 seconds.
*Is reading some classic literature*
*has been doodling for hours*
*Is still listening to MCR*
*is truant*
*Looks up the word "truant"* Really, Mhera?
If I were present I would answer you.
*Realizes that I'm talking to an empty desk* Uh... never mind.
Alright! Alright! Everyone settle down!!!
*Writes the word "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" on the chalkboard* Can anyone tell me what this word means?
*Raises hand* Teacher?
Yes?
I don't understand. We're out of school, and you make a new school? The concept is ridiculous! Ludicrous! Horrifying, even!
ninja'd !
"Got ninja'd again!" shouted Rrrrr, while on his phone looking at this thread.
Are we allowed to look up the answer? Also, I have an even more important question (s).
Why do we need to know this information? Doesn't it make more sense to learn what we really, really will use in our life? Or am I wrong?
Quote from: Skyblade on July 15, 2015, 10:49:45 PM
Are we allowed to look up the answer?
I guess.
Quote from: Skyblade on July 15, 2015, 10:49:45 PM
Why do we need to know this information? Doesn't it make more sense to learn what we really, really will use in our life? Or am I wrong?[/font]
Okay then, I'll teach you all how to jump start a car. :D
*Still rockin' out to MCR*
*Walks back into the classroom* Er, sorry, teacher. I'll just... I'll just go back to my seat now... *Shuffles over to my seat awkwardly* *Sits down* *Puts earbuds back in* *Mouths passionately along to "Welcome to the Black Parade" while picking up Alive*
*Starts cutting up the metal everywhere available with an oxy-acetelyne torch.*
*Stops mouthing long enough to see what Skarzsy's doing* *Pulls out one earbud* *Raises hand* Uhhh, teacher? Skarzs is cutting up all the metal. Just thought you should know that... *Puts earbud back in* *Goes back to reading Alive*
*Turns to Rain with lit torch and goggles, grinning wildly.*
Alright, file out in an orderly fashion, we're going on a field trip to the asylum!
*Pulls out earbud* *Raises hand* Um, teacher? Can I... can I not go on the field trip with you guys? Could I maybe just stay in class? I'm... um, I'm allergic to insane people.
How dare you insult my inmates?
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 16, 2015, 12:03:08 AM
*Pulls out earbud* *Raises hand* Um, teacher? Can I... can I not go on the field trip with you guys? Could I maybe just stay in class? I'm... um, I'm allergic to insane people.
Oh come now, it'll be fun! They have cookies. *Pats Rain on the head*
*Is still caught up listening to MCR*
Na
Na na na
Na na na
Na na na na na na
Na
Na na na
Na na na
Love, give me love, give me love
I don't need it
But I'll take what I want from your heart and I'll keep it
In a bag, in a box
Put an X on the floor
Give me more, give me more, give me more
Shut up and sing it with me!
Na
Na na na
Na na na
From mall security
Na
Na na na
Na na na
To every enemy
Na
Na na na
Na na na
We're on your property!
Standing in V-formation.
*Hands out earplugs so people don't have to listen to Jet's screeches*
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 16, 2015, 12:11:00 AM
*Is still caught up listening to MCR*
Na
Na na na
Na na na
Na na na na na na
Na
Na na na
Na na na
Love, give me love, give me love
I don't need it
But I'll take what I want from your heart and I'll keep it
In a bag, in a box
Put an X on the floor
Give me more, give me more, give me more
Shut up and sing it with me!
Na
Na na na
Na na na
From mall security
Na
Na na na
Na na na
To every enemy
Na
Na na na
Na na na
We're on your property!
Standing in V-formation.
*Pulls other earbud out*
(http://www.nerdist.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/parks-andy.gif)
*Raises hand* Um, teacher? Can me and Jet-kun stay here and rock out while you guys go eat cookies?
*Sigh* *Sigh again* Fine.
*Excited screech* *Runs to the band room to find an amp* BE PREPARED TO HAVE THE MUSIC CRANKED UP TO MAX VOLUME!
*Head desk*
*Is visibly trembling* I don't want to go to an asylum. And I don't care if there are cookies; in fact, that makes things worse! They could be poisoned or something!
I'm not even crazy or anything like that. Can I go to study hall?
And that's even more insulting!
I'm just trying to be careful!
ANY HOMUNCULI HERE?
No, Twigleg isn't here.
*Runs back into room, holding amp over my head* JET-KUN! I GOT THE AMP! HOOK YOUR MUSIC UP TO IT! *Plops amp down next to Jet-kun* *Passes by Ash-kun while rushing to plug amp into wall* No homunculi here, shorty; try the chem lab.
*Plugs iPod into amp* Which song?
*Quietly slips out and sneaks over to the music room*
*Starts cutting up amp with torch.*
*Telekinetically throws Skarzs across the room and fixes amp*
*Torch cuts amp's cords as I am tossed across the room.*
I HAVE AN EXTRA CORD! *Plugs extra cord in*
As for a song, er... *Looks at present company* ...Something clean. Or Welcome To the Black Parade. That one's good. I like that one.
Black Parade and S.I.N.G are my favourites. Followed closely by Teenagers, Na Na Na and Famous Last Words.
*Puts WttBP on*
When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band...
OH!!! TEACHER!!! I WANT TO GO TO AN INSANE ASYLUM!!! IS THAT THE PLACE WHERE THEY SAID THE NICE MAN WOULD TAKE CARE OF ME???!!!! *Grins with a look of insanity.*
Argh. *Sits in teacher's desk and listens to Lindsay Stirling*
*Turns amp volume up* *Starts singing passionately along with the music*
*Continues grinning as ears begin to bleed.*
*doodles on blackboard*
*Bangs my head against the wall* *Teleports everyone into a desk* *Puts a dunce cap on each student's head* Everyone, I've canceled the fieldtrip. Instead we're going to have a fun little history quiz. :D :D :D :D
Can anyone tell me the name of the topic where DDBs were first discovered?
*raises hand*
TEACHER I THINK IT'S THIS ONE (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=1330.0)!!!
TOTALLY didn't cheat on this question.
R-Rain, they're interrupting our rock-out session. :(
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 16, 2015, 01:17:11 PM
R-Rain, they're interrupting our rock-out session. :(
*Teleports Jet and Rain's amp out of the room*
Quote from: Soren the Warrior on July 16, 2015, 01:06:11 PM
*raises hand*
TEACHER I THINK IT'S THIS ONE (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=1330.0)!!!
TOTALLY didn't cheat on this question.
Nope, it's actually this one.
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=208.msg6472#msg6472
Who was the member who first invented
Dumpster Juice?
Can I be the assistant teacher?
So, what's been happening in my absence?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 16, 2015, 01:17:11 PM
R-Rain, they're interrupting our rock-out session. :(
Killjoys. :'(
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2015, 01:31:14 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on July 16, 2015, 01:17:11 PM
R-Rain, they're interrupting our rock-out session. :(
*Teleports Jet and Rain's amp out of the room*
Just Jet-kun and my amp? Aw... *Puts earbuds sadly back into ears* *Turns volume up to drown out my sad feelings* *Doodles angsty things on notebook*
Where's a joy so I can kill it? I feel like being heartless at the moment.
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 19, 2015, 05:24:49 AM
Where's a joy so I can kill it? I feel like being heartless at the moment.
I haven't seen any joy lately, but I do know where some gnome burrows are located. I suppose you could go and squash them if you want.
This is interesting. *Starts doodling on black board*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on July 18, 2015, 05:21:50 PM
Can I be the assistant teacher?
Um...you can be the gym person-thingy.
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 18, 2015, 11:40:00 PM
So, what's been happening in my absence?
:D I've been teaching these poor, illiterate children. We've learned so much together! :D
Quote from: Cornflower MM on July 19, 2015, 08:58:11 PM
This is interesting. *Starts doodling on black board*
*Picks up Corn and carries her back to her desk*
QuoteWho was the member who first invented Dumpster Juice?
*Returns nervously* I believe that was Mhera.
However, what is the point of these questions? I mean, dumpster juice is nice and all, but... are we going to learn other stuff?
I believe my good teacher, that it was James Gryphon!
(Russa first mentioned it, actually. Don't mind me, though; I'm still not here.)
2 + 2 = 22.
Quote from: Mhera on July 20, 2015, 03:56:35 AM
(Russa first mentioned it, actually. Don't mind me, though; I'm still not here.)
DING DING DING!!!!!! We have a winner!
Quote from: James Gryphon on July 20, 2015, 04:08:13 AM
2 + 2 = 22.
What a clever young lad! *Pats Gryphon's head*
HEY! PUT ME DOWN!
*Puts Corn down in her seat*
*Sits down* *Blares out the FMA OST for all to hear*
*Sits down and reads The Two Towers*
8) I need reading lessons, I saw the title of this topic and read ......Come And Leatho Young Children! AKA The School.
Quote from: Leatho Shellhound on July 23, 2015, 04:22:35 AM
8) I need reading lessons, I saw the title of this topic and read ......Come And Leatho Young Children! AKA The School.
*giggles*
I've done similar things - I guess I need reading lessons as well.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 21, 2015, 01:47:02 PM
*Puts Corn down in her seat*
Fine, I'll doodle on my desk! *Grabs pen*
How about some glasses, Leatho? :P
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 23, 2015, 05:14:37 AM
How about some glasses, Leatho? :P
Or those. . . . *Sigh* How I'm dreading the as yet unknown day when I get them. .. . .
*Adjusts my glasses* :D Children, shut up and go eat lunch! :D
*Eats lunch, comes back.*
That was quick.
*Gets out paper bag and eats lunch*
*Eats a quesadilla*
*starts a food fight*
*Ducks flying food snd sits at desk*
*throws pie at Corn* *laughs maniacally* *eats a piece of cake*
*Grins*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 26, 2015, 06:31:41 PM
*throws pie at Corn* *laughs maniacally* *eats a piece of cake*
*Bangs my head against the wall*
*Eats Eul's thrown pie in midair.*
*Throws chocolate cake at Russa*
*Eats cake.* I shall defend thee!
*Ducks flying food* That. Is. It. Teacher!!! Please aid us!
*Throws giant gummy bear at Amber*
*Deflects Giant Gummy Bear because they taste awful...*
Quote from: Lady Amber on July 28, 2015, 03:00:39 AM
*Ducks flying food* That. Is. It. Teacher!!! Please aid us!
*Throws a sandwich at Ash*
Umm...*Eats Sandwich.* I can't stop it! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! *Eats everything being thrown at anyone.*
*eats Del* *beats up Ash and takes his lunch money* *eats some more cake* *throws pie at Corny* it's no fun to eat lunch with me.
*Eats Eul from the inside out. Then eats what she threw.*
Haha! You shall never beat the master of eating! ;D ;D
*eats Del in the middle of his sentence* dude, I've been eating all my life, I have mastered the art of eating. You can't beat me ;D
*Eats Eul before she even starts her sentence.* Oh really?
*Eats Del before he can respond to this post*
Yeah, really :P
*Eats way out and wholly consumes Eul before her first post.* Ha! I went back in time!
*eats Del from the inside out and eats him again just in case* I'd like to see you try going back in time after you've been eaten.
*Eats out. Is eaten, eats Eul continuously.*
*Eats Del from the inside out, then eats Del's profile, then eats Del's lunch*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 28, 2015, 11:44:39 PM
*eats Del* *beats up Ash and takes his lunch money* *eats some more cake* *throws pie at Corny* it's no fun to eat lunch with me.
I bring my food from my home. *Draws cheri gun and shoots Eul and munches on candy*
*Eats Euls teeth and mouth so she can no longer eat. Already ate my lunch before all of this began. Eats Eul again.*
*Crawls out of Del's mouth* *takes his teeth and mouth and uses them to eat him* *eats Del's house* *eats Ash's gun* *eats Ash's candy* *eats Ash* *eats Del again*
*Gets dentures eats everything known to Eul...*
*eats Del* *eats Del's family* *eats Del's house* *eats Earth* *eats Del's dentures*
*Eats Eul before she does any of this.*
Whyyyyyyyyyy?
Because food!
*goes back in time before Del realizes his love of cannibalism and eats him*
Because reasons....
*walks in with chemistry set, then makes uncurable poison and poisons everybody*
*Eats Sage*
*Eats Eul while She is back in time so preventing her from doing that.*
*goes forward in time before I'm eaten and eats Del*
*Facepalms* Why? Can we stop eating people?
._.
That's not something you hear every day.
Neither is this. *Waves hand around classroom*
(I'm wondering why I'm surprised by this scene, honestly.)
I went though four years of college for this?! *Bangs head against wall*
Apparently. New poll question?
*Eats Eul while she's doing all that. So that nothing happens to me.* ;D ;D
*Eats Skarzsles*
*Wakes up at desk, disoriented* Wh... what the? I coulda sworn I was standing up just a minute ago... Or was I always at this desk? Did I ever leave my desk? Was that all a dream? Is this a dream? Has my whole life just been one large fantasy? WHAT IS REAL?!
I hate to say this to you Rain, but nothing is real. Not even you! :o >:D
*Walks in* Hello, kids. I'm your gym teacher. Time for P.E.! Let's file outside in an orderly fashion. *Leads the way out the door*
Oooh, goody! P.E.! I've always wondered what it is! *Bounces up and down excitedly* *Stops bouncing and lines up*
*Walks over to the playground*
Now, students, drop and give me twenty!
May I do a plank? Because I can't do push-ups. Literally.
*Pulls out wad of cash* Um, teacher? Is it okay if I only give you nineteen dollars? I'm a dollar short. But I can give you the other dollar when I have it.
*Raises eyebrow* Why are you paying me?
And sure, Corny.
*Does plank* *Starts counting*
*drops and does twenty-one push-ups because somebody has to be the P.E. hero everyone else is annoyed by*
*jumps up (like, literally jumps)*
All done, teacher!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 01, 2015, 06:59:12 PM
*Raises eyebrow* Why are you paying me?
Um, well, teacher, you... you told us to give you a twenty, but I only have nineteen.
Quote from: Mhera on August 01, 2015, 09:13:45 PM
*drops and does twenty-one push-ups because somebody has to be the P.E. hero everyone else is annoyed by*
Heh, twenty-one push-ups. That should be a band name. ;D
*is casually lifting 200 lb. weight*
Hey fellows, I'm Skyblade, the leader of the band Twenty-One Push Ups. Our debut song is "Keep Calm and Battle On". You should listen to it.
*Turns on music*
*Starts running and jumping around the room, yelling*
Ohhhhhhhhhh, and I put the right answer for the poll! Because I want to be a nerd!
*does two push-ups* whew! I don't know how many more push-ups I can do! *does four push-ups* couch, cough! I can't... do this... *does one more push-ups* can't......... breath..... *passes out*
*Dumps a bottle of water over Eul* There.
Now, Mhera, you know it's wrong to outdo anyone else and make them feel bad. Same for you, Sagie. *Shakes head*
Rain, dear, I meant twenty push-ups, not twenty dollars. *Smiles benevolently*
Quote from: The Skarzs on July 23, 2015, 05:14:37 AM
How about some glasses, Leatho? :P
But I'm dyslexic...
*runs out the fire exit*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on August 02, 2015, 01:04:03 AM
*Dumps a bottle of water over Eul* There.
Now, Mhera, you know it's wrong to outdo anyone else and make them feel bad. Same for you, Sagie. *Shakes head*
Rain, dear, I meant twenty push-ups, not twenty dollars. *Smiles benevolently*
And who gave you the authority ot be the teacher?
Russa said I could be the gym teacher.
Could I be the soccer coach?
Well you're doing a poor job because one of your students just escaped... ;D
*grabs Needler and kills everyone*
*grabs a Gravity Hammer and attacks Sage* I do love the Gravity Hammer, that and the Energy Sword...
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 02, 2015, 01:16:20 AM
Well you're doing a poor job because one of your students just escaped... ;D
Oh oh oh, I don't thing so. *Runs Eul down* For the next two games you're on the bench!
Gym was never my thing anyway. *Runs to the music room*
@Leatho: I'm sure Russa won't care. ;D
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 02, 2015, 01:16:20 AM
Well you're doing a poor job because one of your students just escaped... ;D
Are you talking to me?
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 02, 2015, 01:19:40 AM
*grabs a Gravity Hammer and attacks Sage* I do love the Gravity Hammer, that and the Energy Sword...
Yes, finally someone I can talk Halo references to! (and no gravity Axe or rocket launcher, they're too OPed.)
*uses Storm Rifle to pepper Eul with plasma blasts*
No Gravity Hammer? I guess I'll just settle for the Energy Sword... or the Assault Rifle (I may not understand some of those Halo references, it's been a while since I've played those games)
Did I say axe? When I play with my friend, we call it the "Axe of Truth." We think it's related to Mijolir. :D
But Halo and Marvel are two entirely different things, how could they be related to each other? :P
It was just a joke between me and my friend.... nevermind.
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Whoa, just found this super funny gif while searching "master chief"
(http://gif.co/szIp.gif)
Mjolnir comes from Norse mythology, not MARVEL.
*Starts pushing down the floor* *Huff* Hey, if random *puff* students get to be teachers, *huff* then can I be the choir *puff* director?
*Raises hand* Can I be a chemistry teacher?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on August 02, 2015, 01:38:59 AM
Mjolnir comes from Norse mythology, not MARVEL.
Oh who cares? ;D
*Grabs AP Chemistry study guide*
We should all teach stuff! I'll take chemistry and anything flute-related ;D
*Does 47.553 push-ups. Then gets up silently.*
*kills Del with a Beam rifle*
Quote from: Delthion on August 02, 2015, 03:05:49 PM
*Does 47.553 push-ups. Then gets up silently.*
You're not done yet! I said 50!
*Lies prone on the floor* I'm dead. My muscles are dead. I'm just gonna stay here for a bit. *Slowly, painfully pulls Haikyuu!! out of back pocket and starts reading it*
*Pokes Rain* Haha. *Pokes Rain again* HAHAHA. *Pokes Rain again*
*Kicks Ash-kun whilst still reading Haikyuu!!* Shh! I'm just about to find out if Karasuno wins the practice match against Aobajousai!
*Is kicked* *Walks away grumpily*
*uses two plasma pistols the kill Ash.*
*Teleports the students to their seats* :D Alrighty children, get ready for some fun! :D *Hands out pieces of paper with math problems written on them*
What's written on the papers
7x9=
6+10=
10-11=
1,000-0=
2+1=
7-4=
:D Don't you just LOVE learning?! :D
This school is an insult to my intelligence. *Floats away*
:D No, no, Jet! Don't go, stay and learn! :D
What's written on my paper
7x9= 9
6+10 = 610
10-11 = Not a number
1,000-0 = 100
2+1 = 21
7-4 = -74
Lol.
*Finishes worksheet in ten seconds* Teacher! Is there extra credit?
*Raises hand*
I don't like the expression on Delthion's face. Can I shoot him?
This isn't the "Express your feelings" class, Izeroth.
My answers
7x9= Hinata
6+10= Kageyama
10-11= Tanaka
1,000-0= Sawamura
2+1= Tsukishima
7-4= Yamaguchi
*Smirks confidently* Done! Now, where was I...? *Pulls out
Haikyuu!! and starts reading again*
My answers
7x9= 43+20
6+10= 4x4
10-11= 2--1
1,000-0= 250x4
2+1= 0--3
7-4= 1--2
My answers:
Spoiler
7x9= WHY SOH-YON WHY
6+10= YAY JOH-ON SAVES ERIN
10-11= WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAHMIYAH
1,000-0= NOOOOO JOH-ON'S DEAD BUT ERIN'S IN THE ACADEMY AND WITH LILAN
2+1= NOOOOOOO NOT THE SHIN-OH HARUMIYAH
7-4= NO EPIC WAR WAT
Quote from: Skyblade on August 03, 2015, 08:47:36 PM
Lol.
*Finishes worksheet in ten seconds* Teacher! Is there extra credit?
Um, I guess.
Quote from: Izeroth on August 04, 2015, 12:28:55 AM
*Raises hand*
I don't like the expression on Delthion's face. Can I shoot him?
No.
Quote from: Rainshadow on August 04, 2015, 02:32:42 AM
My answers
7x9= Hinata
6+10= Kageyama
10-11= Tanaka
1,000-0= Sawamura
2+1= Tsukishima
7-4= Yamaguchi
*Smirks confidently* Done! Now, where was I...? *Pulls out Haikyuu!! and starts reading again*
E-
Quote from: Delthion on August 04, 2015, 03:19:29 AM
My answers
7x9= 43+20
6+10= 4x4
10-11= 2--1
1,000-0= 250x4
2+1= 0--3
7-4= 1--2
b-
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on August 04, 2015, 04:13:13 AM
My answers:
Spoiler
7x9= WHY SOH-YON WHY
6+10= YAY JOH-ON SAVES ERIN
10-11= WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAHMIYAH
1,000-0= NOOOOO JOH-ON'S DEAD BUT ERIN'S IN THE ACADEMY AND WITH LILAN
2+1= NOOOOOOO NOT THE SHIN-OH HARUMIYAH
7-4= NO EPIC WAR WAT
H-
Can I please, please, please have extra credit? I want to be valedictorian! :D
Honestly teacher, I think that I deserve extra credit. Because I put in the correct answers, solve my problems and you will find the correct answers to your problems.
Hi, I'm Mr. Ray, your under water science teacher.
Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones.
Let's name the zones of the open sea.
..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic.
All the rest are too deep for you and me to see.
Huh, I wonder where my class has gone?
"We're under here!, We're under here!, We're under here!"
Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers!
Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so lyrical,
when you think thoughts that are empirical.
(from finding Nemo)
*Spills water on Mr. Ray's head* Now you're a marine teacher! *Giggles*
Quote from: Skyblade on August 04, 2015, 10:07:24 PM
Can I please, please, please have extra credit? I want to be valedictorian! :D
:D Yup. :D
Quote from: Delthion on August 04, 2015, 11:13:33 PM
Honestly teacher, I think that I deserve extra credit. Because I put in the correct answers, solve my problems and you will find the correct answers to your problems.
:D I'll think about it. :D
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on August 04, 2015, 11:39:51 PM
Hi, I'm Mr. Ray, your under water science teacher.
Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones.
Let's name the zones of the open sea.
..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic.
All the rest are too deep for you and me to see.
Huh, I wonder where my class has gone?
"We're under here!, We're under here!, We're under here!"
Oh, there you are. Climb aboard, explorers!
Oh, knowledge exploring is oh so lyrical,
when you think thoughts that are empirical.
(from finding Nemo)
O O
____
U no like? *cries*
*Hands Sage a tissue*
*Spills water on the floor*
* .\ /. *
O
*Spills water on Rrrr*
*Claps hands* :D Children! Children! Quiet down please! It is time for Show and Tell! :D Raise your hand if you want to go first! :D
*crashes through the door and falls flat on my face*
Made it!
*raises hand*
I can join right?
*Giant hand appears out of nowhere and pulls Groddil out.*
Mornin', miss. I've got something to show and tell!
What are the classes I can enroll in?
Quote from: rachel25 on November 18, 2015, 07:44:31 PM
*crashes through the door and falls flat on my face*
Made it!
Oh my! Are you okay? Are you injured?
Quote from: Tiria_Wildlough on November 18, 2015, 08:17:00 PM
*raises hand*
I can join right?
Of course you can join Sunpaw! :D What do you have for Show and Tell? :D
Quote from: Groddil on November 18, 2015, 10:16:45 PM
*Giant hand appears out of nowhere and pulls Groddil out.*
Mornin', miss. I've got something to show and tell!
Alright, Groddil! You can go after Sunpaw! :D
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 18, 2015, 10:23:56 PM
What are the classes I can enroll in?
:D Um, I am not actually sure, but I'll look into it and then get back to you! Okay, hon? :D
*raises hand quickly* I'm so honoured to join! ^^
:D Wonderful! You get to go after Groddil! :D
I have a dead mouse I found on the street!!!! *holds out mouse* isn't it cute???
*Raises Hand*
Can I go next?
Grodd is next *shhhhh*
Yaaay!
*Pulls thermonuclear warhead from behind Russa's ear.*
I brought my pet ICMB! Yaaay! Wait, what's this red button do?
*Whacks red button with squeaky hammer and explodonates the classroom.*
*reality check*
REALITY CHECK:
*Groddil's mum comes in and yells for a bit.*
Yes, Mum.
*Uses superglue to repair the universe.*
Sorry, Mum.
*Groddil's Mum confiscates the thermonuclear warhead, Groddil quietly takes a seat.*
I'm next.
*Pulls out a large box with holes in it.*
I brought my pet bird spider Legs, I got her from Rain.
(https://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/106030/486600/f/4912700-Bird_Eating_Spider-0.jpg)
Ungatt Trunn will want that spider!
*Steals legs and runs off.*
Can I go next?
Those Nargle creatures! *pours an assortment of worms and catterpillars onto the table*
*gets off floor*
Can I have a go! I brought my Hobbits!
Heeeeeeeeey Misssss Russaaaaaaa. Groddil stole my spider Legs!
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 18, 2015, 11:40:55 PM
I'm next.
*Pulls out a large box with holes in it.*
I brought my pet bird spider Legs, I got her from Rain.
(https://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/106030/486600/f/4912700-Bird_Eating_Spider-0.jpg)
:D What an unusual pet! Thank you for sharing that with us! :D
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on November 19, 2015, 02:07:02 AM
Those Nargle creatures! *pours an assortment of worms and catterpillars onto the table*
:D What a wonderful collection, Dotti! :D Have you named them? :D
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on November 19, 2015, 12:32:33 AM
Can I go next?
Of course! :D
Quote from: rachel25 on November 19, 2015, 01:13:36 PM
*gets off floor*
Can I have a go! I brought my Hobbits!
You can go after Jet! :D
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 19, 2015, 02:56:21 PM
Heeeeeeeeey Misssss Russaaaaaaa. Groddil stole my spider Legs!
Now, Groddil, you know you shouldn't steal spiders. Please give Legs back to LT.
*Puts covered bird cage on table and removes the cover*
This is a volturos dragon, one of the deadliest dragons in the known multiverse. They have this venom that kills you in fifteen seconds. Now, he doesn't really like being cooped up, so I'm just going to let him out.
*Opens cage*
A bit small, isn't he?
*goes over to table and is followed by my Hobbits*
I have something to show.
You''ll never take me alive!
*Jumps out the window*
*sets fire to the table*
*Throws grenade through window and runs.*
"Go Groddi!!!!"
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1364248773_JeffSessionsBlankStare.jpg)
What did you just call me?
*Throws spider at Vilu.*
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on November 19, 2015, 05:42:45 PM
*Puts covered bird cage on table and removes the cover*
This is a volturos dragon, one of the deadliest dragons in the known multiverse. They have this venom that kills you in fifteen seconds. Now, he doesn't really like being cooped up, so I'm just going to let him out.
*Opens cage*
:D What an odd little fellow! :D Thank you for showing him to us! :D
:D Children! Children! Quiet down, please! It is Rachel's turn now! :D Rachel, what do you have for us? :D
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 19, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
I have something to show.
Wonderful! You can go after Rachel! :D
*Jumps in slow motion in a attempt to catch Legs*
Noooooooooooooo!
*Legs sails past going at perfectly normal speed.*
*Catches and steps on Legs. Laughs and gives it to Sand.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 19, 2015, 09:03:04 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on November 19, 2015, 05:42:45 PM
*Puts covered bird cage on table and removes the cover*
This is a volturos dragon, one of the deadliest dragons in the known multiverse. They have this venom that kills you in fifteen seconds. Now, he doesn't really like being cooped up, so I'm just going to let him out.
*Opens cage*
:D What an odd little fellow! :D Thank you for showing him to us! :D
:D Children! Children! Quiet down, please! It is Rachel's turn now! :D Rachel, what do you have for us? :D
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on November 19, 2015, 08:23:38 PM
I have something to show.
Wonderful! You can go after Rachel! :D
*gets up from flaming table, followed by Hobbits*
These are Hobbits, they are my friends. They are very brave and courageous. But today they've come to help me burn the school down.
*Hobbits and I get out flaming torches and run round setting fire to everything*
*Goes.* This is my Ax, I'll demonstrate how to use it. *Uses it on some passing Hobbits and Legs' body.*
*the Hobbits have a protective bubble around them and so are unharmed*
*Sees it doesn't work on the Hobbits. Finishes off Legs. Moves in to demonstrate on Russa.*
*continues setting fire to stuff with Hobbits*
*Continues to move toward Russa while wondering why the classroom is so big.*
*I look upon the mangled body of Legs in horror, my eyes widen, and a frozen scream remains in my mouth. After a moment I turn on Vilu jabbing him in the chest.*
You have gone to far this time, now you will face defeat. I challenge you to a duel of honor, do you accept?
I have no honor, I'm a pirate.
*I laugh shaking my head in a comedic outburst.*
Then you are a coward.
*sets Legs dead body on fire*
A fitting way for such a noble creature like Legs to be remembered. Thank you Rachel. For taking the time to cremate Legs.
He will never be forgotten.
How does having no honor make me a coward?
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on November 20, 2015, 06:15:54 PM
A fitting way for such a noble creature like Legs to be remembered. Thank you Rachel. For taking the time to cremate Legs.
He will never be forgotten.
You're welcome.
Sand, Meet me outback.
Hello! What are we doing here now?
That's what I wanna know, its holidays, ain't it? WE WANT FREEDOM! WE WANT FREEDOM!
*gets torches and pitchforks*
Okay, okay, you all get the week off. :D
*Burns down the school anyway.*
Never mind Sand, for reasons I can not say I will not be able to kill you, yet.
Quote from: Groddil on December 25, 2015, 10:04:38 PM
*Burns down the school anyway.*
Good job, Groddil! :D That old abandoned school needed to be destroyed! :D It was making the countryside look gross and unkempt. :D
*Twitches with uncontrollable rage*
*Throws pitchfork at Russa*
Nice shot, Groddil! :D But why are you throwing pitchforks at a target with a picture of me on it?
*texts in class*
*texts Sagetip memes, videos, and Jar-Jar pics.*
ur mom
Revive.
I second Amber. Make a move to revive this thread!
*Bell rings* Time for lunch, everyone! :D
Um, Teacher? I only have a moldy piece of bread. My family's really poor...
Teacher, I haven't any pens, the bullies have stolen them...
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 09, 2016, 11:32:38 PM
Um, Teacher? I only have a moldy piece of bread. My family's really poor...
Hmm...let me see...*Opens my desk drawer and takes out three apples* *Gives the apples to Jukka* Students give me so many apples, I don't know what to do with them all. :D *Pats Jukka's little fluffy head*
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on January 09, 2016, 11:36:21 PM
Teacher, I haven't any pens, the bullies have stolen them...
Really? I shall punish them at once! Who stole your pens?
Those spies up there, those giant dragonflies with human hands!
AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Swats the dragonflies with a fly swatter*
*The dragonflies fly out the window* Here, Dotti. :D *Gives Dotti a pen from my desk drawer*
*Eats lunch*
*Drinks blood*
*door is flung open*
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/2/2e/Fallout-3-Brotherhood-Of-Steel-Power-Armor-575x323.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120122014050)
The Brotherhood of Steel is here. Submit and you will be spared. We mean no harm.
"Submit and be spared" and "we mean no harm" are not really copacetic.
*gathers pens and keeps them*
*proceeds to drink orange juice, then shoots fountain to Ash at the sight of blood being drunk*
*walks in to check out this whole 'school thing'. Sees the robot creature thing. walks back out*
Die, robot creature thing!
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 10, 2016, 01:36:50 AM
"Submit and be spared" and "we mean no harm" are not really copacetic.
Meh, we're in the Cellars.
Come on, robot creature thing, and fight like a man! *Kung-fu pose* Hai-yaa!
*takes apples* *eats* *sees robot thing* *flings apple core into its gears and it short-circuits and dies*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 10, 2016, 02:36:43 AM
*takes apples* *eats* *sees robot thing* *flings apple core into its gears and it short-circuits and dies*
Talking about me?
Why yes, I am.
That's power armor. Not a robot. Sorta.
*Puts a few bolter shells into the Brotherhood of Steel guy* Your power armour is pathetic.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 02:39:21 AM
*Puts a few bolter shells into the Brotherhood of Steel guy* Your power armour is pathetic.
*watches bolts ricochet off and kill Ash* That Ricochet perk totally did the job.
*throws a small hand grenade at the power armor guy that's programmed to destroy only power armor*
*fills water gun with remaining orange juice and fires at the robot creature thing*
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on January 10, 2016, 02:41:29 AM
*throws a small hand grenade at the power armor guy that's programmed to destroy only power armor*
*uses V.A.T.S. and shoots grenade in midair, blowing it up at a safe distance*
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on January 10, 2016, 02:41:38 AM
*fills water gun with remaining orange juice and fires at the robot creature thing*
*ignores*
"Power armour"
*Runs through limited knowledge of such things*
Is this Warhammer or something like Fallout?
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 10, 2016, 03:10:40 AM
"Power armour"
*Runs through limited knowledge of such things*
Is this Warhammer or something like Fallout?
Fallout. I don't even know what Warhammer is about.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 10, 2016, 03:10:40 AM
"Power armour"
*Runs through limited knowledge of such things*
Is this Warhammer or something like Fallout?
There are two types of power armour. The Fallout one is one that can be used by normal humans, while the Warhammer 40,000 power armour is made out of ceramite, and only genetically engineered super humans can wear it.
And then there's MJOLNIR MK IV power armor.
*Decapitates robot guy with a sword*
Nice try.
*Drills into one of the guys' heads with auric energy*
*Rips the leg off another*
*Draws chainsword* *Decapitates Brotherhood of Steel soldier* You heretics will repent the day you came here! *Revs chainsword* *Charges Sagetip*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 04:05:36 AM
*Draws chainsword* *Decapitates Brotherhood of Steel soldier* You heretics will repent the day you came here! *Revs chainsword* *Charges Sagetip*
*stimpacks* *smashes Ash's rib age with Super Sledge*
Is a Super Sledge from Mario?
*Enhanced physique heals very fast* *Decapitates Sagetip*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 04:12:23 AM
Is a Super Sledge from Mario?
*Enhanced physique heals very fast* *Decapitates Sagetip*
The Super Sledge is a rocket boosted sledgehammer. *shreads Ash to pieces with minigun*
*Power armour stops miniguns* Your weapons are feeble in the light of the Emperor! *Cuts Sagetip to ribbons*
*dodges* You've forced me. *uses Fat Man on Ash*
*averts eyes from the gory scene* *dials 911*
*Hides under desk*
*Power armour protects me from the explosion and resulting radiation* *Cleaves Sagetip in twain*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 04:56:53 AM
*Power armour protects me from the explosion and resulting radiation* *Cleaves Sagetip in twain*
I'm using T-60 V Paladin Brotherhood power armor, a sword is futile. *critical shots Ash with .50 cal hardened recoil compensated sniper rifle*
(http://www.zavvi.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Chainswordlittlehopefully-580x206.jpg)
Oh, but this sword will. *Power armour protects me from bullet* *Kills Sagetip once and for all with chainsword*
*exits power armor just in time as depleted fusion core ejects toward Ash, blowing him up*
My power armour is blessed by the light of the Emperor! It will not be damaged by your feeble weaponry! Now leave, lest I slay you where you stand!
OOC: Can we finish this here, Sage? You could come back with more forces later. It's getting a little boring.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:17:00 AM
My power armour is blessed by the light of the Emperor! It will not be damaged by your feeble weaponry! Now leave, lest I slay you where you stand!
OOC: Can we finish this here, Sage? You could come back with more forces later. It's getting a little boring.
Whatever. (Were you in Warhammer PA or Fallout?
(Warhammer 40,000 PA. That's why it was so OP. :P)
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:24:00 AM
(Warhammer 40,000 PA. That's why it was so OP. :P)
Oooooh. Because I was seriously playing up my PA.
Really? It seemed like a relatively fair approximation of what little I've seen from Power Armour in Fallout LPs.
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 10, 2016, 05:27:38 AM
Really? It seemed like a relatively fair approximation of what little I've seen from Power Armour in Fallout LPs.
Power Armor is designed to tank any and all damage. Sure, it was highly effective when deployed against Chinese forces, but even T-60 has its limits. Not including more, of course. The point is, it isn't indestructible. It's still metal.
Oh, okay.
*Eats my lunch*
For lunch I'm having a bacon sandwich, a cupcake, three brownies, a slice of cherry pie, and ten pieces of fudge. :D Isn't it wonderful?! :D It's a healthy, balanced meal! :D
My lunch is a good cup of stir-fried Chinese noodles, topped with pineapple chunks and finished with a gulp of warm tea. See? Yum yum!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 13, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
For lunch I'm having a bacon sandwich, a cupcake, three brownies, a slice of cherry pie, and ten pieces of fudge. :D Isn't it wonderful?! :D It's a healthy, balanced meal! :D
Yes, it is wonderful, I didn't bring a lunch so I'll take yours. *Takes every single lunch that is in Russa's power to have and eats them.*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 13, 2016, 09:22:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 13, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
For lunch I'm having a bacon sandwich, a cupcake, three brownies, a slice of cherry pie, and ten pieces of fudge. :D Isn't it wonderful?! :D It's a healthy, balanced meal! :D
Yes, it is wonderful, I didn't bring a lunch so I'll take yours. *Takes every single lunch that is in Russa's power to have and eats them.*
How dare you bully the innocent? Give her the money for the lunch!
*tries to eat bloatfly meat* this is disgusting! *throws bloatfly meat at Russa* I'm gonna eat something else! *beats Ash up and takes his lunch money*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 13, 2016, 09:22:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 13, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
For lunch I'm having a bacon sandwich, a cupcake, three brownies, a slice of cherry pie, and ten pieces of fudge. :D Isn't it wonderful?! :D It's a healthy, balanced meal! :D
Yes, it is wonderful, I didn't bring a lunch so I'll take yours. *Takes every single lunch that is in Russa's power to have and eats them.*
How dare you bully the innocent? Give her the money for the lunch!
Innocent! That monster is a teacher!
*hurls noodles and hot tea at Eul*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on January 13, 2016, 11:21:00 PM
*tries to eat bloatfly meat* this is disgusting! *throws bloatfly meat at Russa* I'm gonna eat something else! *beats Ash up and takes his lunch money*
Eew. *Ducks*
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 13, 2016, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 13, 2016, 09:22:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 13, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
For lunch I'm having a bacon sandwich, a cupcake, three brownies, a slice of cherry pie, and ten pieces of fudge. :D Isn't it wonderful?! :D It's a healthy, balanced meal! :D
Yes, it is wonderful, I didn't bring a lunch so I'll take yours. *Takes every single lunch that is in Russa's power to have and eats them.*
How dare you bully the innocent? Give her the money for the lunch!
Innocent! That monster is a teacher!
I'm a
poor,
innocent teacher. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
*Quietly and undisturbedly eats my lunch, while watching what the others are doing*
Oh poor Russa...*gives Russa some of my pocket money*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2016, 01:16:40 AM
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on January 13, 2016, 11:21:00 PM
*tries to eat bloatfly meat* this is disgusting! *throws bloatfly meat at Russa* I'm gonna eat something else! *beats Ash up and takes his lunch money*
Eew. *Ducks*Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 13, 2016, 11:38:24 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 13, 2016, 11:02:40 PM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on January 13, 2016, 09:22:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 13, 2016, 06:53:11 PM
For lunch I'm having a bacon sandwich, a cupcake, three brownies, a slice of cherry pie, and ten pieces of fudge. :D Isn't it wonderful?! :D It's a healthy, balanced meal! :D
Yes, it is wonderful, I didn't bring a lunch so I'll take yours. *Takes every single lunch that is in Russa's power to have and eats them.*
How dare you bully the innocent? Give her the money for the lunch!
Innocent! That monster is a teacher!
I'm a poor, innocent teacher. I wouldn't hurt a fly.
No, your a rich snob that is guilty of trying to teach people without an official Daskarian Imperium teaching licence. Not poor or innocent. OK, you might be poor.
The Daskarian Imperium does not exist! *Shoots green lasers at Vilu*
*Is completely unaffected by the lasers.* Some people will never learn.
*Is completely bored that normal humans with no special powers are able to be unaffected by auric energy*
Honestly Jet, why do you even stay in the Cellars?
*Shrug* Most people like to have entertaining fights.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 14, 2016, 03:59:12 PM
*Is completely bored that normal humans with no special powers are able to be unaffected by auric energy*
Stoat not human.
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 14, 2016, 04:36:06 PM
*Shrug* Most people like to have entertaining fights.
I would fight you but I'm busy telling people how evil Russa is and waiting for Del to accept my duel.
Quote from: Dotti Dillworthy on January 14, 2016, 01:54:54 AM
Oh poor Russa...*gives Russa some of my pocket money*
Thanks, Dotti. :) *Buys Dotti and I each another lunch ('cause Dotti threw her lunch at Eul)*
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 14, 2016, 03:42:25 PM
The Daskarian Imperium does not exist! *Shoots green lasers at Vilu*
Agreed. He has no power here!
Y'all are nuts.
Daskarian Imperium? I pillaged my way to the capital and razed it last week. So that was yours?
Some people just don't know how to follow the simplest instructions. In, that, game, you, are, supposed, to, be, the, Imperium, not, destroy, it. Got, that, Ash.
The Daskarian Imperium? I see nothing but a pile of useless ruins and trash! In simple words, it's obliviated.
Your game, my rules.
Stop looking over Ash's shoulder, Dotti.
Hmph! I don't care if I hear this trashy warning of yours, stoat. Because I'm a Kung-Fu maid! *swipes with a fan in speed motion*
DEATH TO THE DASKARIAN IMPERIUM!
And it shall burn and crumble into powdered dust! And my fan will fly 'em away!
Sound the horns! Beat the war drums! Death to the Daskarian Imperium!
*Kung-Fu pose* Hai-yaa! Down with the muddy what-thing-is-called empire blah-blah-blah of the stoat!
*Necromancers raise a million undead* KILL THEM ALL!
*Charges towards Vilu's soldiers and whacks them with a combination of the swipe of a red fan and Oriental martial arts skills*
With those techniques, the Empire didn't need your help. *Death Star destroys planet and all living being on it*
*Is a vampire* *Is unaffected*
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 16, 2016, 02:47:11 PM
*Is a vampire* *Is unaffected*
How can vampires survive zero gravity, let alone floating in the midst of space rocks that could smash every one in your body? Furthermore, being in space means you are being bombarded with sunlight from all directions, thus you should be melting.
Quote from: Sagetip, the hare on January 16, 2016, 02:49:14 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on January 16, 2016, 02:47:11 PM
*Is a vampire* *Is unaffected*
How can vampires survive zero gravity, let alone floating in the midst of space rocks that could smash every one in your body? Furthermore, being in space means you are being bombarded with sunlight from all directions, thus you should be melting.
The powers of sunlight only weakens my powers. And, there's a reason why magic exists.
Goodness me! What creative games children play at recess! :D
*turns around slowly* Stay away, civilian. This is the business of the Galactic Empire alone.
Haha! :D
(http://gif.co/oMZk.gif)
*Rips off Sage's head* *Drinks his blood*
(http://gif.co/tAyC.gif)
*Drinks russian vodka from a sippy cup*
Ah, ze vonders of ze cellars. Alvays descending into utter chaoz. Beautefol chaoz...
Have you been talking to HIAG?
Down with the impostor!
Dun, dun, dun...
*Awkwardly walks towards Russa*
So... um.. Can I like maybe join this class?
No! Run away, before it's too late!
Why? What's the matter with it?
*Emo Skarzs looks up from under his hair.* This place will suck out your soul and leave you with nothing but the emptiness of bad grades.
/me approaches the school with artillery. Opens fire.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4826412/cannon-fire-o.gif)
Quote from: The Skarzs on September 10, 2017, 04:15:58 AM
*Emo Skarzs looks up from under his hair.* This place will suck out your soul and leave you with nothing but the emptiness of bad grades.
How did you grow hair?
*Emo Skarzs.* What does it matter? Hair is just dead cells and since all my cells will die eventually there's no reason to explain.
@The Skarzs Then your outsides will match your insides.
Yes.
/me approaches the school with artillery and opens fire.
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4826412/cannon-fire-o.gif)
*Looks at Del playing violently with toy soldiers and cannons*
Aww, kids are so cuuute!
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 03:15:56 AM
*Awkwardly walks towards Russa*
So... um.. Can I like maybe join this class?
But of course! :D You can take a seat next to Skarzs! *Points*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 05:26:54 PM
*Looks at Del playing violently with toy soldiers and cannons*
Aww, kids are so cuuute!
They certainly are! :D
Now, class, can anyone tell me the answer to this problem? Timmy has two pies. If he gives one pie to Olga and Olga trades half of that pie to Habakkuk for a mustard colored turtleneck sweater, how many pies does Timmy have? :D
None! He ate the one he didn't give to Olga!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 10:17:12 PM
But of course! :D You can take a seat next to Skarzs! *Points*
*Runs over and plops into the seat*
Hey there! I'm Rosie, what's your name? *Sticks hand out for a handshake*
*Emo Skarzs.* I'm Skarzs. I don't do handshakes.
Everyone loves handshakes! *Grabs Emo Skarzs' hand and shakes it*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 10:33:58 PM
None! He ate the one he didn't give to Olga!
Very good, Rosie! :D Have a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie! *Holds out plate*
The answer to that question, teacher. Is none, I ate Olga, Habakkuk, Timmy, and all of their pies.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 10:40:47 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 10:33:58 PM
None! He ate the one he didn't give to Olga!
Very good, Rosie! :D Have a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie! *Holds out plate*
YEY! COOOOOOOOKKKKIEEESSSS *Devours the whole plate*
You certainly have an appetite! :D Care for a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie?
That would literally just be a spinach leaf with sugar on it.
*Slaps Wylder*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 10:45:40 PM
You certainly have an appetite! :D Care for a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie?
Sure! That sounds great!
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 10, 2017, 10:52:34 PM
That would literally just be a spinach leaf with sugar on it.
Yum.
To each his own, I suppose. Sugared spinach leaves don't sound particularly good, but if you like them...
Personally, I would rather have a pineapple.
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 10, 2017, 10:52:34 PM
That would literally just be a spinach leaf with sugar on it.
They're sugar-free too! :D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 10, 2017, 10:57:18 PM
*Slaps Wylder*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 10, 2017, 10:45:40 PM
You certainly have an appetite! :D Care for a gluten-free vegan spinach cookie?
Sure! That sounds great!
*Hands Rosie another plate* Would you like one too, Del?
EDIT: New poll!
I mean, just spinach sounds much better than sugary spinach. I guess I'll have some too, they'll go nicely in my salad.
*Hands Wylder a plate* Enjoy! :D
*snaps fingers* *ranch bottle materializes and pours ranch over the plate of spinach* *ranch bottle transmogrifies into a fork*
/me eats spinach *
*Devours more cookies*
:D
*Valkz intae clazz, zitz dovn, und zen proceedz tae zet 'iz dezk on fire*
I present to you an image of Skarzs:
(https://dreamdaddy.gamepedia.com/media/dreamdaddy.gamepedia.com/thumb/1/1e/Lucien.png/250px-Lucien.png?version=88b198f6ca1ca881e2686b02e89f2807)
*Emo Skarzs.* If you say so.
*Zetz zaid picture on fire*
*Puts fire out* You're much too young to play with matches, Head. :D
He wasn't using matches...
Really? :D
Really. Ah vaz carryin' a torch zat vaz already set aloight. *Zetz 'iz dezk on fire again*
You youngsters have such wonderful imaginations! :D
Actually Fire iz loike a knoife. Tiz cauld. It iz freezin' It can burn... *Zetz ze ztudent next tae 'im'z dezk on fire*
/me is set on fire.
I couldn't agree more!
Haha! :D It's so wonderful when children agree!
Ach, ye zaid ze dangerouz vordz...
*Ze Buddy Bearz valk in und ztart zingin'*
*Zetz Ze Buddy Bearz' 'atz on fire*
What fun! :D
Enters school.
Am I late?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 02, 2017, 08:14:47 PM
Ach, ye zaid ze dangerouz vordz...
*Ze Buddy Bearz valk in und ztart zingin'*
*Zetz Ze Buddy Bearz' 'atz on fire*
Please set them all on fire. Not just their hats.
Ooh...a candle... *lights a dynamite*
I'M DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.
PRODUCTIVITY!!!
Quote from: The Skarzs on November 04, 2017, 11:35:00 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 02, 2017, 08:14:47 PM
Ach, ye zaid ze dangerouz vordz...
*Ze Buddy Bearz valk in und ztart zingin'*
*Zetz Ze Buddy Bearz' 'atz on fire*
Please set them all on fire. Not just their hats.
*Zetz zeir toez on fire az vell*
PRODUCTIVITY IS LIFE!!! LIFE IS LEISURE!!!
NO. LEISURE MEANS NO PRODUCTIVE ACTION.
ALL PRODUCTIVITY IS LIFE!
ALL LIFE IS LEISURE!
THEREFORE ALL PRODUCTIVITY IS LEISURE!!
Syllogism.
*Goes utterly berserk.*
PERHAPS.
PERHAPS NOT!!!
The poll is wrong.
I love learning. Just not "schooling".
Hmm.
Ah vant tae learn Irish! Und German! Und Russian! Ah vant tae learn intereztin' zin'z! Ah vant tae learn ztuff zat Ah can uze later in loife! Vot Ah Get Inztead- Ztatizticz (Ze Math zat ne'er actually zayz zat zummat in or zummat iz nae), Zimilar clazzez! Ach! *Zetz ze dezk next tae 'im on fire*
Learning is for EVERYONE!!! :D :D :D :D
(I'm confwoozled. Why am I unable to see the poll results?)
In vhich caze...Clazz, today'z lezzon vill be on 'ov tae zet ze zchool on fire...
*Gets a box full all flammable items known*
Fun fact, pupils.
Brian Jacques knew science.
"Gulo gulo" is the scientific name for wolverine.
"lutra" is the scientific name for the common otter.
In plain speech, Gulo the Savage is Wolverine the Savage, and "the Pearls of Lutra is the Pearls of Otter
Yep. Also Vulpes is fox. The fox lord of Hellgates is called Vulpuz.
Yep. Slightly redundant but very clever. ;)
*Takes a bucketful of pure melted chocolate out of my backpack and starts eating it*
*Sticks a straw in the chocolate and starts drinking.*
*Slaps Skarzs*
My chocolate.
Share?
Why would I share good chocolate?
Because you're a nice person. :3 And you also don't want to see me with chocolate withdrawal.
I is not a nice person.
Apparently not.
I shall be forced to swish you, then.
Swish?
The new and improved Squish.
Squish. Dumb auto-correct.
I think it is the new and improved squish. Swish should be your new trademark Skarzs! ;D
It sounds like a mis-hit.
Swish; (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ed/59/d8/ed59d86e52640716a04ddb2298aa6bcd--currys-stephen-curry.jpg)
But did he make it?
That's a good question...
*Zetz ze curtainz bezoide ze vindov on fire*
Stahp
skool is not kool
Ur mum.
Alright, class, it's time for show-and-tell! Who would like to go first? :D
*Pulls out a Bowie knife.* This is a knife. There are others that are similar, but this one is mine.
That's wonderful, Skarzs! :D Can you tell us all a little bit more about your knife?
It can shave hair.
How nice! :D Anything else?
This is a blood wood handle. Not bloodwood, but blood-wood.
*'auldz up a large bottle* Ziz iz bottle o' zome o' ze acid Ah'm gaein' tae uze tae melt ze bulldozerz tearin' dovn ze voodz nearby tae make ztupid 'ouzez- vhich in ze procezz iz gaein' tae deztroy ze 'omez o' innumerbale loife-formez. Da svidaniya! *Popz off fer zaid action*
An angle grinder would be more effective.
Or miniturisation...Zen ye can juzt pick it up.....Und ZEN melt it dovn!
True. Or smash it with a hammer.
Und zen zet vot remainz on fire!!!
Steel is. . . Rather hard to burn.
Quote from: The Skarzs on February 21, 2018, 12:49:17 AM
This is a blood wood handle. Not bloodwood, but blood-wood.
How wonderful! :D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 22, 2018, 05:37:04 PM
*'auldz up a large bottle* Ziz iz bottle o' zome o' ze acid Ah'm gaein' tae uze tae melt ze bulldozerz tearin' dovn ze voodz nearby tae make ztupid 'ouzez- vhich in ze procezz iz gaein' tae deztroy ze 'omez o' innumerbale loife-formez. Da svidaniya! *Popz off fer zaid action*
Amazing! Such creativity! :D
Anyone else?
/me slits Russa's throat.
This is your blood.
Creative.
^Very.
Quote from: Delthion on February 24, 2018, 09:39:29 PM
/me slits Russa's throat.
This is your blood.
You have a wonderful imagination, Del. :D *Pats Del's little head*
Anyone else?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2015, 01:26:36 PM
:D Hello, students! I'm Russa, your lovable teacher. I look forward to teaching you many, many things. Please sit down and prepare to learn. The first person to sit down gets a cookie! :D
ooohh!! i'm here first! only 488 posts late!
The second person gets two cookies right?
why am i here
if yer don' know why yer here, ya nead a'ot o' lernin'.
But why am I here? What is my purpose? Am I meant for something? Or am I just a tiny insignificant speck in the expanse of the universe? Is there other life out there? Is there an alien on a planet far beyond the reach of my thought bending his own mind to similar questions? Will I ever know?
..hold that thought.. Teechah!! Oh Teechah!! Skarzee hav a questan!! oh Teechah!!
Quote from: The Witessss on March 06, 2019, 09:57:26 PM
ooohh!! i'm here first! only 488 posts late!
That's wonderful! :D *Hands Wite a cookie*
Quote from: Tungro on March 06, 2019, 10:05:41 PM
The second person gets two cookies right?
Haha! :D Nope! *Hands Tungro a cookie*
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 06, 2019, 10:29:48 PM
why am i here
To learn! :D
Quote from: The Witessss on March 06, 2019, 10:47:43 PM
..hold that thought.. Teechah!! Oh Teechah!! Skarzee hav a questan!! oh Teechah!!
How wonderful! :D
Quote from: The Skarzs on March 06, 2019, 10:34:52 PM
But why am I here? What is my purpose? Am I meant for something? Or am I just a tiny insignificant speck in the expanse of the universe? Is there other life out there? Is there an alien on a planet far beyond the reach of my thought bending his own mind to similar questions? Will I ever know?
What an excellent question! :D *Pats Skarzs' little bald head* Unfortunately, I don't have an answer. :D Haha!
Alright, it's time to study history. Does anyone remember what we talked about yesterday?
*scratches my head* uhhh.. cupcakes? *munches cookie thoughtfully*
Yeah, cupcakes!
*licks fingers sanitarily* i'm a genius!
*in chorus* Genius
whats we lern 'day? how ta parte withou' a teechah?
Quote from: The Witessss on March 07, 2019, 01:55:34 AM
*scratches my head* uhhh.. cupcakes? *munches cookie thoughtfully*
Not quite, Wite. :D We're learning about the rich and beautiful history of the common household toaster! :D Does anyone remember who invented this wonderful appliance? :D
oo! oo! it was Tungy, he inwented it!
*bow* Yes, twas' me! The gwat' insentr' Tungy!
what 'insentr' meen?
"insentr" means insentr' stobid!
stobid ya self, ya great windbag! wahhh!!!! teechah, he calls me shoopid!!! wahh!!!! teechah!!
Call aw' yea' want, no one'z comin' to hepl' ya now! >:D >:D
Settle down, children! :D
Quote from: The Witessss on March 10, 2019, 11:13:31 PM
oo! oo! it was Tungy, he inwented it!
That is incorrect, but I love your enthusiasm! :D
Actually, the first electric toaster was invented in 1893 by Alan MacMasters. He called it the "Eclipse Toaster". :D
So, who wants some toast? :D
*raises hand* MEEE! I wana' first! Me first! PLEEEEZE O:-)
*Hands Tungro a severely burnt slice of toast that crumbles to dust in his hand* Eat up! :D
I'm excited, too! :D And just think, that beautifully toasted delicacy was made possible by Alan MacMasters and his life-changing device! :D He was a true hero! :D
Anyone else want some toast? :D
whaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa *sniffs* me
ooh! ooh! ME!!!!
I want toast! :D :D :D
*Hands out toast to Tungro, Wite and Kreg* Enjoy! :D
Waz' next techa'?
we leern abou' me an' my gweatnes!
Well' acoding' to Gwey' yous' only a dyeing staz'!
weel Gwey innae in carg!
Buv' I am! >:D C:-) O0
Quote from: The Witessss on March 15, 2019, 08:46:56 PM
we leern abou' me an' my gweatnes!
Not today. :D *Pats Wite's head*
We're going to read a story. Gather around and I'll begin. :D
i bet it's abou' me!
No! Iz' abou me!
fibbah! iz abou' ME!
Iz' abou me!
me!
Settle down, kids. :D
Once upon a time, in the lonely village of Ditchbury, there lived a little boy named Dave. He was very small for his age and had a bad case of foot warts. His mother's name was Mary and his father's name was Horace. He had five little sisters named Henrietta, Martha, Maple, Daphne, and Tabitha. The family was very poor and therefore had very little money. Little Dave, although very small, did what he could to help the family. He delivered pizzas on his electric scooter and washed dishes at the local pub after school.
Now, children, can you tell me what character trait Dave has displayed? :D
that he likes tha smeal o' beer so that's why he spent so much toim at a pub!
inpadendins!
I'm afraid you're both incorrect. :D Little Dave had many good character traits, but one that stands out is his perseverance even while impeded by perpetual foot warts! :D
Let's continue our story! :D
But little Dave's life was turned upside down when he received a mysterious letter from his great-uncle Cecil. Great-uncle Cecil was incredibly wealthy and extremely old. In fact, great-uncle Cecil was so very old that he had died before his letter arrived in little Dave's grubby hands. In the letter great-uncle Cecil had invited little Dave to stay in his mansion and attend Madam Mason's School For Scholarly Lads which lay just down the street. Poor little Dave, quite unaware of his uncle's unfortunate fate, quit his job at the pub and sold his electric scooter. With the money gained from the sale of the scooter he was able to buy a train ticket and thus arrived at his great-uncle Cecil's empty abode.
This is so exciting!!! Are you as excited as I am to find out what happens next?! :D
no
Oh, Skarzsles, always such a jokester! :D
I'm going to find out what color you are on the inside.
Looks like someone is gonna be a comedian when they grow up! :D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 17, 2019, 07:10:48 PM
Looks like someone is gonna be a comedian when they grow up! :D
Bwahahaha! I agree. ;D
wahhhhhh isa scawwy stown trol!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
me no 'cited, me want a stowry 'bout me!
Want a stowry 'bout me!
Quote from: Kreg on March 18, 2019, 12:16:38 AM
wahhhhhh isa scawwy stown trol!! :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Yes.
Quote from: Tungro on March 18, 2019, 12:52:23 PM
Want a stowry 'bout me!
Waahh! (What he said^^^) Waaaahh
*Gives Wite and Tungro each a cookie for choosing the third option on the poll*
Before we continue with our story, does anyone have any questions? :D
why he go to school? not stay at beer place?
The local village school he attended was garbage and Madam Mason's School For Scholarly Lads was lit and opened many doors of opportunity.
Anyone else? :D
Gev' to da stowy alredy!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 27, 2019, 02:33:45 AM
The local village school he attended was garbage and Madam Mason's School For Scholarly Lads was lit and opened many doors of opportunity.
oh. me sees now.
Young kids. No respect.
And what do you think your doing out of bed?
Moy fet awee cowllddd
*Hands Kreg a blanket* :D
Alright, where were we?
Dave arrived at the mansion, marched up the fifty-three steps to the front porch, and stabbed at the doorbell several times with his stumpy forefinger. He waited several moments, but no one came to the door. Little Dave was feeling quite alone. What if great-uncle Cecil was hard of hearing? What if nobody ever heard the doorbell and little Dave was doomed to wait outside in the frigid winter winds, wasting the rest of his tiny life waiting for a door that might never open. Little Dave was a rather dramatic little fellow. After ten minutes of waiting, he'd had enough. He unzipped his suitcase and pulled out his favorite brick, Leslie*. Leslie was good at breaking things and great-uncle Cecil's hundred-year-old stained glass kitchen window was no different.
Author's note:
You see, Little Dave had no friends and had therefore made himself his own group of brick friends. They were the best companions imaginable. Very loyal.----------------------------------------------------------------------
Are you enjoying the story, children? :D
*snoring*
*pushes Kreg awake* Psst! Was that the story?
oui tink
Really? *Looks confused*
Is da stowy done missus teahcuh?
Yeah, is id?
Not quite. :D
Little Dave successfully entered the mansion through the broken window, but was rather shocked by what he found inside. The entire house was as empty as a very empty box that has nothing in it and is therefore declared to be entirely empty. Indeed, the house was as empty as Dave's own pockets, slightly emptier than his growling stomach, but not nearly as empty as his future. It was all too much for Little Dave. Had great-uncle Cecil moved? Had he died? Had he ever existed to begin with? Perhaps he was only a creation of Dave's frazzled little mind. Dave soon grew tired of thinking depressing thoughts and went to sleep on the gross kitchen floor instead.
He awoke several hours later and found he was very cold. He opened his suitcase and took out his favorite cardigan. He pulled it on and was about to eat his last granola bar when he heard the front door open.
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A real cliffhanger! Who do you think opened the door, children? :D
Ur mum. Hurr hurr hurr.
Hmm... da daddy?
Ze Gremlinz, o' courze!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/FUbTy0vufXkLS/giphy.gif)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 18, 2019, 03:30:03 AM
Ze Gremlinz, o' courze!
(https://media.giphy.com/media/FUbTy0vufXkLS/giphy.gif)
What ee said.
uhh burgerler
;D
*Ze Gremlinz run off viz av o' ze teacherz*
*Waits patiently for class to resume*
*Taps footpaw*
Our story is nearly finished! Let's see how it ends. :D
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In walked a really old guy. "Hi, Little Dave," he said, "I'm Cecil's attorney."
"Hi," said Dave, who was very confused.
"I'm here to congratulate you on your huge inheritance. You see, Cecil kicked the bucket last week and left all his money to you. Normally it would have gone to your dad, but Cecil detested both your parents. So...yeah. Anyway, I have some paperwork here for you. You got a pen?"
Little Dave didn't answer. He was in shock. When he finally recovered his senses he found that a week had passed and he was in the hospital. His parents had mortgaged their house to pay the bus fare to come visit him, but Little Dave was now loaded so it didn't matter.
The End
What an amazing story! What was your favorite part? :D
EDIT:
The Entire Story
Little Dave's Uneventful Adventure
Part OneOnce upon a time, in the lonely village of Ditchbury, there lived a little boy named Dave. He was very small for his age and had a bad case of foot warts. His mother's name was Mary and his father's name was Horace. He had five little sisters named Henrietta, Martha, Maple, Daphne, and Tabitha. The family was very poor and therefore had very little money. Little Dave, although very small, did what he could to help the family. He delivered pizzas on his electric scooter and washed dishes at the local pub after school.
Part TwoBut little Dave's life was turned upside down when he received a mysterious letter from his great-uncle Cecil. Great-uncle Cecil was incredibly wealthy and extremely old. In fact, great-uncle Cecil was so very old that he had died before his letter arrived in little Dave's grubby hands. In the letter great-uncle Cecil had invited little Dave to stay in his mansion and attend Madam Mason's School For Scholarly Lads which lay just down the street. Poor little Dave, quite unaware of his uncle's unfortunate fate, quit his job at the pub and sold his electric scooter. With the money gained from the sale of the scooter he was able to buy a train ticket and thus arrived at his great-uncle Cecil's empty abode.
Part ThreeDave arrived at the mansion, marched up the fifty-three steps to the front porch, and stabbed at the doorbell several times with his stumpy forefinger. He waited several moments, but no one came to the door. Little Dave was feeling quite alone. What if great-uncle Cecil was hard of hearing? What if nobody ever heard the doorbell and little Dave was doomed to wait outside in the frigid winter winds, wasting the rest of his tiny life waiting for a door that might never open. Little Dave was a rather dramatic little fellow. After ten minutes of waiting, he'd had enough. He unzipped his suitcase and pulled out his favorite brick, Leslie*. Leslie was good at breaking things and great-uncle Cecil's hundred-year-old stained glass kitchen window was no different.
Author's note: You see, Little Dave had no friends and had therefore made himself his own group of brick friends. They were the best companions imaginable. Very loyal.
Part FourLittle Dave successfully entered the mansion through the broken window, but was rather shocked by what he found inside. The entire house was as empty as a very empty box that has nothing in it and is therefore declared to be entirely empty. Indeed, the house was as empty as Dave's own pockets, slightly emptier than his growling stomach, but not nearly as empty as his future. It was all too much for Little Dave. Had great-uncle Cecil moved? Had he died? Had he ever existed to begin with? Perhaps he was only a creation of Dave's frazzled little mind. Dave soon grew tired of thinking depressing thoughts and went to sleep on the gross kitchen floor instead.
He awoke several hours later and found he was very cold. He opened his suitcase and took out his favorite cardigan. He pulled it on and was about to eat his last granola bar when he heard the front door open.
Part FiveIn walked a really old guy. "Hi, Little Dave," he said, "I'm Cecil's attorney."
"Hi," said Dave, who was very confused.
"I'm here to congratulate you on your huge inheritance. You see, Cecil kicked the bucket last week and left all his money to you. Normally it would have gone to your dad, but Cecil detested both your parents. So...yeah. Anyway, I have some paperwork here for you. You got a pen?"
Little Dave didn't answer. He was in shock. When he finally recovered his senses he found that a week had passed and he was in the hospital. His parents had mortgaged their house to pay the bus fare to come visit him, but Little Dave was now loaded so it didn't matter.
The End
I fogot' it awedy'
Haha! :D *Pats Tungro's little head*
Why are all my students talking like they're approximately three years old?
Are they not?
I don't know, they used to seem older.
I loiked the port waree u insawlted us
Quote from: Kreg on June 07, 2019, 02:04:21 AM
I loiked the port waree u insawlted us
I zure didn'. WAAAAAHHH!!! *Cries*
What? :D
Do you not speak child?
I understood what young Kreg and Seb said, I'm just confused because they think I insulted them. :D
*Clears throat* Am I late?
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 18, 2019, 03:15:20 AM
*Clears throat* Am I late?
Yes. Quickly! Take a seat before the teacher notices!
*Slips silently into one of the back school desks and pretends to be doing school*
Alright, children, it's time for an exciting hour of show and tell! :D Who would like to go first?
I have snot from my cold. Wanna see?
Ewww :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 03:23:28 AM
I have snot from my cold. Wanna see?
*Hesitantly* ...Yes...
*shrugs*
If you wanna
I actually really don't. Do you have something else to show? :D
Uh, my wet kleenex?
...Anything else? :D
*Raises paw* I have something, teacher!
So do I!
My very interesting fanfic GO READ AND REVIEW / REPLY TO IT!!!!!
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 03:46:47 AM
So do I!
My very interesting fanfic GO READ AND REVIEW / REPLY TO IT!!!!!
And mine as well! :P
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 19, 2019, 03:46:17 AM
*Raises paw* I have something, teacher!
*Relieved* Yes, Seb, what is it? :D
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 19, 2019, 03:47:33 AM
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 03:46:47 AM
So do I!
My very interesting fanfic GO READ AND REVIEW / REPLY TO IT!!!!!
And mine as well! :P
Very creative. *Pats Jack and Seb's respective heads*
*As she didn't do what we asked her to do XD* Typical...
*Starts drawing secretly behind my open science book*
Hmm, what are you doing there, hmm hmm?
(im snoopy smurf)
Oh *Slides paper under book* Just reading this interesting science book ;D
Ah, I see
*walks away in disappointment*
U mean u dont like to learn about how your lungs transport oyxgn to your blood? :D
dis is wat i have fur show an tewll (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486721569620492293/590926780882354176/68.png)
Don't care about my body...
Quote from: Jack the Quick on June 19, 2019, 03:54:49 AM
*As she didn't do what we asked her to do XD* Typical...
OOC: I'm interested in reading them, I just don't think I have the time right now. :P
Quote from: Kreg on June 19, 2019, 04:31:12 PM
dis is wat i have fur show an tewll (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486721569620492293/590926780882354176/68.png)
That's very interesting, Kreg! What is it? :D
Yes, wot?
*crosses arms*
I have an interesting and very special specimen for show and tell.
@The Grey Coincidence ;D
*Falls over laughing again*
Hmm... He's actually sleeping peacefully right now, folks. Maybe when he wakes up. :)
*Throws a scrumpled paper at Jack*
Poll results!
Not sure what the best way to arrange this is...
Question: Would you recommend this school to a friend?
Without a doubt! 2 (18.2%)
Yes!!! 0 (0%)
The teacher is wonderful and special and gifted and I possess such immense love for her that I can barely hold it in! 4 (36.4%)
Certainly! 1 (9.1%)
*Excited screeching* 4 (36.4%)
Total Members Voted: 11
*Gives everyone who chose the third option another cookie* *Puts a cookie on Wite's empty desk along with several candles and a framed version of her profile pic*
Alright, let's continue our show and tell. :D
*Is awake*
Hello.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2019, 10:18:27 PM
Quote from: Kreg on June 19, 2019, 04:31:12 PM
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That's very interesting, Kreg! What is it? :D
dat is moy new actiun figur
Is that koffing and machamp?
yea isunt it cowll??
YEE YA LIKE MINE??? (https://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/93/93.83.png)
(On the site it is called farter)
(https://images.alexonsager.net/pokemon/fused/66/66.43.png)
Those are all very nice! :D
Who would like to go next?
Sebias still hasn't showed off his...
That's true^^ :D
Alrighty, Seb, let's see what you've got. :D
(New poll.)
*waits patiently*
Maybe I should just do his show and tell for him? After all... I am the specimen...
It might be quicker if u do :D
The Grey Coincidence is this dashing, extremely charismatic, kind-hearted, polite, rogueishly handsome, incredibly intelligent young ferret you see. Experience author with over a million published words under his belt, qualified sheriff in a place called Hectavill and member of jury. Extremely pungent of course, but the smell is worth bearing for the package that is *me*.
*'az cloimbed up tae ze ceilin' und ist eatin' zome Jelly Babiez upzoide dovn*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 25, 2019, 05:20:16 AM
The Grey Coincidence is this dashing, extremely charismatic, kind-hearted, polite, rogueishly handsome, incredibly intelligent young ferret you see. Experience author with over a million published words under his belt, qualified sheriff in a place called Hectavill and member of jury. Extremely pungent of course, but the smell is worth bearing for the package that is *me*.
How cute! *Pats Grey on the head and gives him a cookie*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 25, 2019, 09:02:41 PM
*'az cloimbed up tae ze ceilin' und ist eatin' zome Jelly Babiez upzoide dovn*
Do you have something for show and tell, Hiag? :D
I disagree with Grey's description of Grey.
Give a better one then.
*Eats cookie*
*faint*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 26, 2019, 06:12:23 AM
Give a better one then.
*Eats cookie*
Yes. One that's a little more truthful. ;D
T-truthful!? Mine was completely truthful!
*Pretends to faint too* Hoping for a cookie :D
*Wakes up*
*swallows cookie whole*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 26, 2019, 11:59:11 PM
*Pretends to faint too* Hoping for a cookie :D
*Gives Keva a cookie*
Quote from: Kreg on June 27, 2019, 01:42:18 PM
*swallows cookie whole*
Chew your food, honey.
*Opens mouth* Cookie?
Eh, why not? *Tosses a cookie into Seb's mouth*
Still waiting Jack...
The one who ate me thrice, wrote BaW and some other stuff, uh, writes well, uh, *Runs out of stuff to say*
(Just kidding, I *kinda* agree with your definition) (Not completely though)
It'll be four times if you don't say why and what you didn't agree with...
I forgot.
*Eats Jack*
The fifth time.
Hehehe
*Hides swollen belly under desk so all anyone sees is innocent ferret*
*Looks around classroom* Huh where did Jack go?
BUUAAAAAAARP!
Oh er- he needed the toilet real quick. He should be back soon. Hehehe
*Pats belly*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on June 30, 2019, 04:20:17 AM
BUUAAAAAAARP!
Oh er- he needed the toilet real quick. He should be back soon. Hehehe
*Pats belly*
Er... *Pukes* :P
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 27, 2019, 08:08:13 PM
Eh, why not? *Tosses a cookie into Seb's mouth*
*Eats cookie calmly* So what are you going to teach us next?
Jack could give a lecture on digestion....
When (or rather if) he comes back hehehehe
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 30, 2019, 06:56:17 PM
*Eats cookie calmly* So what are you going to teach us next?
I'm glad you asked, Sebby! We're going to play a fun game called Pick Something, Child, And We Will All Learn About It. Who wants to go first? :D
Uh...hmmm
Mmmnblemumblemmmm
Don't be afraid to speak up. :D
I---mamsmsm--can't----mmmsmmmvmmvm
*cough cough* me too... I think I lost my voice ::)
*Pats belly*
Hehehe- h-how come I can faintly hear Jack?
Cuz ye have a weak neck. A strong stomach, but a weak neck.
Haha :D That's strange.. I think I can hear him too!
Y-yeah... real st-strange!
LET ME OUT!!!!!
BUUUUUARP!
W-whoops, s-sorry miss. M-must have eaten some bad squirre- er sandwhich.
*Whispers*
Jack! Be quiet or I'll get caught!
I kinda want you to get caught...
B-b-but why?
You know what, never mind. If I'm nice, maybe you'll let me out...
I er- might... haven't decided yet. Although... I don't think there's a way I can let you out without the class noticing so you might have to be a bit patient...
Somebody still needs to pick something for us to learn about. :D
Grey's writing skills.
Uh, okay.
@The Grey Coincidence, can you tell us about your writing skills?
Well... *Wondering how Russa heard Jack from behind my walls of belly fat*... my writing skills are more like... well... er- not sure
Teehehe
That was informative :D
I mean... I guess I have some? But I dont really know how to explain it...
Well, that was very interesting and I'm sure we all learned a lot. :D
Wait! I'm not done!
My writing skills are above average, amazing, wondeful, spectacular, fantastic and beyond compare!!!
That's amazing! :D *Pats Grey on the head and gives him a cookie*
Wow, great explanaiton, grey.
Care to share how they got that way? :D
*Eating the cookie*
Hours and hours of practice really. Write consistently for a bout five years and you'd be as good if not better than me.
Wise words.
Does anyone else have something they would like to learn about? :D
Lets learn about school and why it is important ;D
I have an answer to that.
Please, go on. I am very interested in what you have to say. :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on July 12, 2019, 10:32:47 PM
I have an answer to that.
Yes do share! I need to know there's a logical reason for all the misery :D ;)
...Becauze teacherz get an enormouz pleazure in makin' ztudentz' loivez abzolutely mizerable, und alzae zleep in coffinz durin' ze Zummer. *Hovlz*
School is important because here is the place where we get cookies.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 14, 2019, 09:15:16 PM
...Becauze teacherz get an enormouz pleazure in makin' ztudentz' loivez abzolutely mizerable, und alzae zleep in coffinz durin' ze Zummer. *Hovlz*
Haha :D
*Nervously glances over at the closet where I store my summer coffin* Hahaha! :D
*Raises hand* When do we get recess? :D
We should make a park/playground
^Oooh yes!
GoOd Id3A
*Hands out hard hats and steel-capped boots* While you're all having fun using power tools and being unsupervised, I'll take my lunch break. Do any of you have apples for me to eat?
*Pulls out a giant green apple* Well... This was going to be my lunch :D Here u can have it
*Whispers to Keva so that no one else can hear* Isn't that the apple with the big worm in it?
Sshhh! Nobody knows that! :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 24, 2019, 03:17:43 AM
*Pulls out a giant green apple* Well... This was going to be my lunch :D Here u can have it
Thanks, but I don't want to take all your lunch. :D How about we half it. *Chops the apple in half and gives Keva one of the pieces* Eat up! :D
*Glances over at Keva and snickers*
*face turns green* B-but I'm not hungry anymore!
An Apple a day keepz ze Doctor ava...Ezpecially if ye zrov it at zem.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 26, 2019, 01:21:00 AM
*face turns green* B-but I'm not hungry anymore!
Come now, Keva, you must keep up your strength! :D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 26, 2019, 11:22:12 PM
An Apple a day keepz ze Doctor ava...Ezpecially if ye zrov it at zem.
Words to live by.
But Sebias is thinner than I am! I really think he should have it ;) *Pushes apple towards Sebias*
But Keva is weaker than me! *Pushes it back* *Hides under a stool*
Then why are you hiding under a stool? Obviously you're scared cause I'm much mightier! :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on July 28, 2019, 12:50:40 AM
Obviously you're scared cause you might crush Keva by accident! :D
Fixed it, sister dear. ;D
Peasant :D
Serf! :P
Ach...Language.....
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 31, 2019, 03:11:48 AM
Ach...Language.....
IKR? Who raised these children?
Come now, kids, don't argue. We can divide the apple between all three of us. ^-^
*Takes slice without the worm and quickly eats it*
*Takes the other slice without the worm and smiles* Eat up Russa. ;D
Yes, please do! We ate our shares :D
*Waves the piece with the worm in front of Russa* Doesn't it look good?
*separates worm from apple and eats worm
*Gathp*
*grins
*Barfs*
Shouldn't I be the one doing that?
Eewwww...
*Pukes*
*Dies*
Quote from: Tungro on July 31, 2019, 10:43:03 PM
*separates worm from apple and eats worm
*Eats the apple* That worked out well. :D
Quote from: Jack the Quick on August 01, 2019, 01:29:20 AM
*Dies*
*Revives Jack with my defibrillator*
Shoot.
*Gives Jack a cookie*
*Eats cookie*
Umnumnumyum.
*Pats Jack on the head*
*Is waiting for Russa to pass out more cookies*
Alright, children, after that filling lunch I think we're ready to start our math lesson! :D
Problem 1: Erma has 3 pepper plants, 6 hay bales, 17 barrels of plasma, 4 glockenspiels, and 3 gerbils. Gordon has 46 bags of cotton candy, 7 unicycles, 3 barrels of plasma, 6.5 gerbils. Erma trades 2 pepper plants, 2 hay bales, and 1 glockenspiel to Gordon for 25 bags of cotton candy, 2 unicycles, 1 barrel of plasma, and 4 gerbils. Sandra has a cold and 3 sticks of butter. Gordon and Erma each give Sandra 1.5 gerbils, 1 hay bale, and 4 bags of cotton candy. Randy steals everyone's cotton candy and moves to Wales. How many pepper plants, hay bales, barrels of plasma, glockenspiels, gerbils, bags of cotton candy, and unicycles, does Erma have?
1.5 flippin' gerbils? Does this mean that we have bloomin' halves of gerbils?!
Poor blinkin' gerbils.
Bloody hell...
*twiddles thumbs* Um...math isnt really my thing :D
*Passes Keva a secret paper*
Im only 14!!! MY BRAIN IS DYING!!!!!!!!
*rubs paws together gleefully* Does this mean we get to flippin' dissect gerbils again?
*Looks at Sebias* What is this paper for?
*posesses keva for a moment and reads the paper* it be a cheat sheet...
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 12, 2019, 07:37:08 AM
1.5 flippin' gerbils? Does this mean that we have bloomin' halves of gerbils?!
Poor blinkin' gerbils.
Yup.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 12, 2019, 06:48:11 PM
Bloody hell...
Watch your language, sonny.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 14, 2019, 08:45:16 PM
*posesses keva for a moment and reads the paper* it be a cheat sheet...
*Takes the cheat sheet and burns it to ash with a blowtorch* :D
*Leans over to One-Eye* U didn't happen to see what the answers were on the paper did u? :D
It doesn't matter. *Pulls out another copy* I brought extra!
*Quickly grabs a paper*
*Takes the other cheat sheet and burns it to ash with a blowtorch* :D
*Tattoos the last spare into Keva's arm*
*Points to Sebias then grabs a fire extinguisher*
You wouldn't torch Keva's arm....would you, Russa?
Well... *Removes the tattoo from Keva's arm with a laser*
Oouchhh! *cries out in pain*
*Grabs gerbil and chops it in half with a cleaver* Hey, c'n I borrow th' flippin' blowtorch for a second, wot wot? Or th' laser?
Imma take Jarky to court for the murder of Thomas J Gerbil...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 15, 2019, 01:57:38 AM
Well... *Removes the tattoo from Keva's arm with a laser*
*promptly starts a riot, calling in the skullians to wreak havoc*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 15, 2019, 06:37:59 AM
*Grabs gerbil and chops it in half with a cleaver* Hey, c'n I borrow th' flippin' blowtorch for a second, wot wot? Or th' laser?
*Pats Jarky on the head* I'm sorry, we don't allow our students to play with dangerous equipment. :D
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on August 15, 2019, 06:57:26 AM
Imma take Jarky to court for the murder of Thomas J Gerbil...
I think Thomas was already dead...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 15, 2019, 02:39:09 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 15, 2019, 01:57:38 AM
Well... *Removes the tattoo from Keva's arm with a laser*
*promptly starts a riot, calling in the skullians to wreak havoc*
Uh...why?
Yeetus deletus.
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on August 15, 2019, 06:57:26 AM
Imma take Jarky to court for the murder of Thomas J Gerbil...
Ooh! A case! Come Detective Grey! To the courts!!!
*Jarky tries to grab the laser out of Russa's paw, ignoring Grey and Sebias's calls for her arrest* Give me th' flippin' laser!
*Ducks under one of the desks while holding my sore arm*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 17, 2019, 02:21:56 AM
*Jarky tries to grab the laser out of Russa's paw, ignoring Grey and Sebias's calls for her arrest* Give me th' flippin' laser!
Nope, but you can have this glow stick. *Gives Jarky a glow stick*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on August 18, 2019, 03:08:17 AM
*Ducks under one of the desks while holding my sore arm*
*Gives Keva some grape flavored children's Tylenol*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 18, 2019, 10:15:42 PM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on August 17, 2019, 02:21:56 AM
*Jarky tries to grab the laser out of Russa's paw, ignoring Grey and Sebias's calls for her arrest* Give me th' flippin' laser!
Nope, but you can have this glow stick. *Gives Jarky a glow stick*
Oooh! *Is mesmerized by the glowy glow stick*
:D
*Rugby tackles Jarky to the floor*
You're under arrest!
*Waves glow stick in Grey's face* You can't flippin' arrest ME! I've got blinkin' GLOW STICKS!
Is that what you used to bisect Thomas?
I'm a deputy, I can make an arrest. *Pulls out pawcuffs* You have the right to remain silent, anything you say now can and will be used in court against you.
*cuts through paw cuffs with magic light-saber glow stick*
*Knocks jarky out with a stun gun*
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Hey... Is thaaat a creeaaam buun??? *stumbles towards One-Eye, half-stunned*
*Shoots him again*
*continues stumbling towards One-Eye*
*swallows tylenol* Is there a arrest going on here? :D
Clearly...
*Gags Jarky with a muffin*
Mmmm... MUFFIN!!!
Gagged, and detained.
We got him! *High fives grey*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2019, 10:47:19 PM
Alright, children, after that filling lunch I think we're ready to start our math lesson! :D
Problem 1: Erma has 3 pepper plants, 6 hay bales, 17 barrels of plasma, 4 glockenspiels, and 3 gerbils. Gordon has 46 bags of cotton candy, 7 unicycles, 3 barrels of plasma, 6.5 gerbils. Erma trades 2 pepper plants, 2 hay bales, and 1 glockenspiel to Gordon for 25 bags of cotton candy, 2 unicycles, 1 barrel of plasma, and 4 gerbils. Sandra has a cold and 3 sticks of butter. Gordon and Erma each give Sandra 1.5 gerbils, 1 hay bale, and 4 bags of cotton candy. Randy steals everyone's cotton candy and moves to Wales. How many pepper plants, hay bales, barrels of plasma, glockenspiels, gerbils, bags of cotton candy, and unicycles, does Erma have?
So...does anyone know the answer? :D
Uhh...*Looks around for a trash can I can hide in* :D
We're taking Sandra down...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on August 21, 2019, 04:19:11 AM
We're taking Sandra down...
Sandra?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 21, 2019, 03:51:36 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 11, 2019, 10:47:19 PM
Alright, children, after that filling lunch I think we're ready to start our math lesson! :D
Problem 1: Erma has 3 pepper plants, 6 hay bales, 17 barrels of plasma, 4 glockenspiels, and 3 gerbils. Gordon has 46 bags of cotton candy, 7 unicycles, 3 barrels of plasma, 6.5 gerbils. Erma trades 2 pepper plants, 2 hay bales, and 1 glockenspiel to Gordon for 25 bags of cotton candy, 2 unicycles, 1 barrel of plasma, and 4 gerbils. Sandra has a cold and 3 sticks of butter. Gordon and Erma each give Sandra 1.5 gerbils, 1 hay bale, and 4 bags of cotton candy. Randy steals everyone's cotton candy and moves to Wales. How many pepper plants, hay bales, barrels of plasma, glockenspiels, gerbils, bags of cotton candy, and unicycles, does Erma have?
So...does anyone know the answer? :D
Hmm... *Raises hand slowly*
Sandra and Erma and Gordon... 1.5 gerbils...
May I be excused?
Spoiler
;D
*Raises eyebrow* Why?
The RRR needs 'im.
And...what is that?
The RRR is mde up of me, Grey, Mathluk, Sebias, Jack, and Keldor. Do not question us.
*shrugs*
Ze Anzver Iz........42!
But... I was told that there was a gun!
Deep Thought lied.
*A Zquirrel menacingly advancez tae One-Eye, 'andz 'im a magazine, und zen runz off*
*eye twitch*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 27, 2019, 12:25:56 AM
The RRR is made up of me, Grey, Mathluk, Sebias, Jack, and Keldor. Do not question us.
Cool.
Nobody had the answer so I had to figure it out myself. Erma has 1 pepper plant, 3 hay bales, 18 barrels of plasma, 3 glockenspiels, 5.5 gerbils, 0 bags of cotton candy, and 2 unicycles. :D
What should we study next, students?
*Walks in fashionably late*
It's time to wreck another thr---
*Sees Jarky being cuffed and gagged, One-eye saying something about a gun, a squirrel with a bunch of magazines,
Keva hiding under a desk, And Russa with a blowtorch and laser*
Oh. Ah...
*Grabs bloody cleaver and leaves*
Don't mind meeeeeeeeeee.
*draws sword and advances towards the door*
*Drags Jarky out of the classroom*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on August 29, 2019, 02:57:50 AM
But... I was told that there was a gun!
Deep Thought lied.
Wait, you guys are Hitchiker's Guide fans too?!
*Begins to kick Grey*
*Raises eyebrow*
Are you resisting arrest?
I never read the books, but the movie was super good. Also, DON'T PANIC!!!!!!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2019, 03:16:13 AM
*draws sword and advances towards the door*
*Walks down hallway and enters through other door*
you missed me :P
*Chases the other wildcat, screeching and yelling like a maniac*
*Wonders whether or not he ought to make some more arrests*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2019, 05:48:38 PM
*Chases the other wildcat, screeching and yelling like a maniac*
*Grabs One-eye's sword and brings him over to Grey*
Officer, you might want to get you partner under control. I might have to resort to powerplaying to stop him. No one wants that.
(Not even me...)
Well... er... I don't have the authority to make an arrest on a fellow officer but if he's causing a domestic disturbance I know his weaknesses...
*Yeets verdauga through a wall, picks him up, and stabs him in the forehead with a dagger*
WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE!
*Heals as soon as One-eye pulls out dagger*
Now would be a great time to know about that weakness,
@The Grey Coincidence !
*Grabs One-eye by the neck and holds him off the ground*
Aaaannnyy time now!
*roars and rips out the other wildats spine*
NOW YOU DIE!!!!! *pulls out a twisted dagger and slams it into
@Verdauga's neck*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 02, 2019, 02:39:03 PM
I never read the books, but the movie was super good. Also, DON'T PANIC!!!!!!
YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS?!
*breaks free of Grey's grasp and pulls a slim little ebook out of her pocket*
I'm not sure if this counts as domestic disturbance but One-Eye is damaging school property. As for his weakness?
*Whips out taser and shoots the angry kitty*
POWAH! UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*grabs the wire and rips it out* I DON'T WORK LIKE THAT NO MORE!
Yes you do.
*starts attacking Grey instead* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*is going on a rampage*
*Spanks One-Eye like the disobedient kitten he is*
*cuts grey's wrist*
He has such an active imagination you know. Thinking his puny little claws can cut through anything. Bad kitty!
*sits in a corner and reads her book*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 03, 2019, 12:38:25 AM
*roars and rips out the other wildats spine*
Ummm, doesn't that take a lot more strength than oh, I dunno, anybody has?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 03, 2019, 12:38:25 AMNOW YOU DIE!!!!! *pulls out a twisted dagger and slams it into @Verdauga's neck*
Yoooouuuu weeerrree already holding a dagger
and a sword; how did you get your hands free to do that?
Also, it's a scientific fact that if I don't have a spine, I don't have a neck, soooo....
Like I said Verdauga, he just has a very active imagination. Thinks he can kill everyone and has the bloodwrath. Tsk tsk, although I sometimes find it adorable. He's such a good kitten at times.
Without a spine, your neck will sag, yes, but the flesh that made up your neck is still there, and an easy target.
He's just so cute you know. Adorably dark, as they say.
But then my neck will compress until my head is resting on my shoulders, so no, not really. But anyway...
*parries One-eye's dagger with cleaver and pretty much chops his head off*
Ummmm... Grey?
I think I might have... broken, him.... :-\
*It reattaches*
Boi, I've already had a funeral.(http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11043.0) It is not something I plan on doing again.
*Watches as One-eyes head reattaches around the cleaver in his neck*
Don't call me 'boi' the 'Y' is two letters to the left. I checked. Your fingers can reach.
*Sits down in desk in middle row, sans-cleaver, and charges Hammerless*
*neck splits back ope, and removes the cleaver, sealing his neck up*
*Grabs Jarky by the leg again*
Now where was I? Oh yes! To the courhouse with you!
*Whispers to herself* DON'T PANIC! Now if I could just find that entry on how to escape angry Greys...
*points gun at jarky* Don't move, lest your head gets blown off...
One-Eye... we don't have the right to use guns on school children. Please put it away. The situation is completely under control.
Fine... *puts gun away* What about tazers?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on August 16, 2019, 04:52:02 PMI think Thomas was already dead...
WAIT!!!! It wasn't murder! Teacher said Thomas was already dead! He can't be murdered! jarky is innocent! Which means she need not be arrested!
*sniffs, teary-eyed, while looking at the bisected gerbil*
They can't hurt you anymore...
No, she said she *thinks* Thomas was already dead. And he was. A quick autopsy will tell you he was not alive for his dissection. But Jarky and Emma and whoever else were very enthusiastic about dissecting gerbils. Plus Jarky resisted arrest on multiple occasion, that is not the act of an innocent hare.
(Here's how I could spin this...)
Jarky, Emma, and 'whoever else' ( I'm not gonna look 'em up either) are very interested in biology, which explains their enthusiasm. Furthermore, She resisted arrest because she was innocent, and did not want to be accused of something she did not commit. She cannot legally be arrested for murder. However, you could make a case against her for assaulting you as an officer. But I don't think you'll take her to court; especially since your partner attacked me multiple times (abuse of force, you know). So, If you take Jarky down to the station for the night, as a public disturbance, I believe all will be even. Or perhaps odd...
Thank you Verdauga.
Whew! U guys have been busy on this topic :D *Looks under desk for my snackbox*
Tae avoid 'avin' tae learn a foreign language, every ztudent iz offered a Babel Fizh tae be put intae zeir ear inztead. *'auldz up a bovl filled viz vater viz Babel Fizh inzoide*
*grabs the fish and puts it in my ear*
She's already being charged with murder at court actually. And will, once the judge gets back, likely have to do something humiliating.
I do believe the charges against her can be dismissed.
*Looks at fish in bowl*
You know what?
I think I'll just smile and nod, okay?
Okay, okay, okay. Quiet down, children. We have a very exciting field trip planned for today so let's all head out to the bus. :D
Nah. *calls a limousine* We ridin' in style!
Uh...okay. Forget the bus, kids, we're taking the limo.
A limo! *Claps hands excitedly*
*Gets in bus, smiling evilly*
*Gets in the bus with
@Verdauga and grabs the steering wheel* HOLD ON, VERDAUGA! WE'RE GOIN' FOR A RIIIDE!!!!!!!
*Looks at the bus, then looks at limo* Hmm... Is there snacks in the limo?
Yes! how incompetent do I look?
*Goes on the bus and brings approximately seven tonnes of snacks*
*Watches Jarky get into the drivers' seat*
Ummmm....
*Watches Grey overload the bus with snacks*
UMMMMMMMM........
*Grabs Skittles and sits behind Jarky*
Okay. :|
Whre to, Russa?
This
@Verdauga is the fun ride!
*Hits gas pedal* AAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glances around* Why aren't we going anywhere?
@Sebias of Redwall well, I don't think you're in the bus yet. (at least, from looking at the posts you aren't...) As for us...
*Moves up to drivers' seat and turns key in the ignition*
Well, now it's started, gas is full, and WHOOAAAOOOAAAHHH!
*Bus lurches forward*
WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!! *Jumps and manages to clasp onto the bus handle* AAAAAHHAHAHRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!
*Breaks window and helps Sebias inside*
Here, you are, sah!
*Pulls into the supermarket... not in the carpark or anything, in the supermarket* Just gotta get some bloomin' supplies, wot wot!
Oh, thanks!
*Runs off to get duct tape and plastic wrap to fix the window*
*jumps out of limo and jumps on the bus*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 08, 2019, 11:18:19 PM
*Breaks window and helps Sebias inside*
Here, you are, sah!
Why thank ya, matey!
Quote from: Verdauga on September 08, 2019, 11:23:17 PM
Oh, thanks!
*Runs off to get duct tape and plastic wrap to fix the window*
*Gets a hammer*
Hammers fix everything
I already brought seven tonnes of snacks.. W-what kind of supplies do you need?
S'more flamin' snacks, o' course! Ye can never get enough bloomin' snacks, donchaknow.
Of... course...
*Remains in bus, chewing on Doritos Chili Heatwave*
*quietly eats a slim jim*
You want some Toxic Waste to go with that?
No thanks!
*Tapes plastic wrap over window*
There!
You want a Kiss?
:|
We're talking 'bout the Hershey's thing right?
*is dying of thirst* Did anyone bring Root Beer???
*passes keva my emergency bottle*
Thanks! :D *guzzles down rapidly and holds head* I dont feel too good
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 10, 2019, 03:19:28 AM
Thanks! :D *guzzles down rapidly and holds head* I dont feel too good
*Feels Keva's head* Hmm... *Slaps her* *Shakes her upside down a few times* *sets her back down* My professional opinion is that you are indeed not feeling well... ;D
*Punches Sebias in the face with natural reflexes* Huh whatever u did must be working! I'm feeling better ;)
Kiss is a candy... so is Toxic Waste... and noone wants Strawberry laces either I assume?
I've never heard of toxic waste ::)
As to these strawberry laces, well, I've never heard of them either, buuuut... what are they like?
Laced means poisoned so laces probably means a lot of poison ;D
Strawberry laces are strings of jelly, strawberry flavoured, covered in sugar. They are divine. Toxic waste is kinda meh but it dies your tongue all sorts of colours!
Quote from: Tungro on September 10, 2019, 08:02:00 PM
Laced means poisoned so laces probably means a lot of poison ;D
*Chortles*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 08:42:38 PM
Strawberry laces are strings of jelly, strawberry flavoured, covered in sugar. They are divine. Toxic waste is kinda meh but it dies your tongue all sorts of colours!
Cool! I'll take two...or three...
Packets?
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 10, 2019, 09:12:26 PM
Packets?
It depends. How many are in a packet? (Strawberry laces, of course)
*Climbz ontae buz* Vot aboot Jelly Babiez? Ve need lotz o' zoze!
Of course, of course!
Alright, kids, if you'll all just get into your seats we can get going....or you can stay here and help Daphne The Janitor clean the school bathrooms. Your choice. :D
My bus. My rules.
Eh?
Tvaz ze butler. Ah kenned it!
Ummm, One-eye? You called the limo.
HIAG, yes! it was the butler!.... who was?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 12, 2019, 01:58:12 AM
Alright, kids, if you'll all just get into your seats we can get going....or you can stay here and help Daphne The Janitor clean the school bathrooms. Your choice. :D
*Looks at Daphne and his cleaning supplies* Where do I sit?! :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 12, 2019, 06:18:27 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 12, 2019, 01:58:12 AM
Alright, kids, if you'll all just get into your seats we can get going....or you can stay here and help Daphne The Janitor clean the school bathrooms. Your choice. :D
*Scoots away*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on September 12, 2019, 06:18:27 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 12, 2019, 01:58:12 AM
Alright, kids, if you'll all just get into your seats we can get going....or you can stay here and help Daphne The Janitor clean the school bathrooms. Your choice. :D
*Looks at Daphne and his cleaning supplies* Where do I sit?! :D
Not in th' flippin' driver's seat! That's mine.
You can't sit in my seat either.
*Iz zittin' on ze ceiling* Zere'z plenty o' zpace up 'ere!
*makes room for keva*
*Clears throat* Seatbelts, everyone!
*Puts on seatbelt*
Do schoolbuses have seatbelts?
*Looks around frantically*
This one can fit three tonnes of junk food and still drive to the supermarket. It has seatbelts.
*Licks lips*
*is stuffing down spicy hotcheetos*
YUUUUUUUM!!!
Anyone fancy some Walkers?
*Begins to start up the bus* HERE WE GOOOOO!!!
Walkers are a brand of crisps...
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 16, 2019, 01:13:33 PM
Walkers are a brand of crisps...
No thanks. I'm not a
chip crisp fan actually.
Sacrilege...
*finishes the cheetos an moves on to devouring crisps*
*Buckles seatbelt as bus begins to move*
*Crashes into the side of a chocolate factory*
*Sighs and rubs eyes*
Jarky...(how do I say this?)...maybe...you...shouldn't be driving.
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 16, 2019, 10:14:19 PM
*Crashes into the side of a chocolate factory*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
But there's loads of chocolate pouring out! *A foot of chocolate covers the bus's floor*
D-d-did you say chocolate!?!?!?!
*Puts on one of those fancy neckerchiefs and dives in*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 17, 2019, 11:54:12 AM
D-d-did you say chocolate!?!?!?!
*Puts on one of those fancy neckerchiefs and dives in*
*Effects a posh English accent*
It's
called a
cravat.
*perches on top of seat cushion, sucking up chocolate with a straw* Yeah... I don't like water.
Chocolate? *Sniffs* Chocolate?
*Sees Grey and One-Eye eating the chocolate*
...
*Eyebrow twitches*
...
CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!
That's why I crashed, donchaknow!
Ah, very good then! Let's crash into a jelly bean store then next! :P
*Breaks through plastic-wrap window and starts walking.*
*Twists around* Um, Miss
@Russa Nodrey, where are we meant to be going?
*Drags Verdauga back into the bus*
Look, it's either chocolate or cleaning the school toilets. I don't see why any decision making needs to be done.
*Continues swimming in chocolate*
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 18, 2019, 01:03:11 PM
*Drags Verdauga back into the bus*
Look, it's either chocolate or cleaning the school toilets. I don't see why any decision making needs to be done.
*Continues swimming in chocolate*
It's chocolate
now. I don't want to be around when she crashes into Area 51.
*Stays put anyway.*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 18, 2019, 04:31:24 PM
Quote from: The Grey Coincidence on September 18, 2019, 01:03:11 PM
*Drags Verdauga back into the bus*
Look, it's either chocolate or cleaning the school toilets. I don't see why any decision making needs to be done.
*Continues swimming in chocolate*
It's chocolate now. I don't want to be around when she crashes into Area 51.
*Stays put anyway.*
They can't stop all of us! Lets see them aliens!
Not that I don't get the joke, but you and I (and Kolman) know the most about what defends A51. I firmly believe they CAN stop all of us.
I also firmly believe that mass-movement would be impossible to organize because who would *really* give up their day job to bust into a military base in the middle of the desert? Some whackos sure, but can people like them (the ones who live in their parents basement essentially) even afford to get there? And when they do... I wouldn't be surprised if they get lost in the desert. Or if they end up arrested for minor charges and sent back to wherever they came from.
I would add to what you said, but you pretty much covered all the bases (pardon the pun).
We got some funny memes out of it though.
*Cheese valkz ontae ze buz, und alzae zitz on ze ceilin'*
Fer zoze zat dinnae ken 'im, ziz iz vone o' me many alternate perzonalitiez, Cheese.
*Cheese lookz at ze chocolate* Ah loike chocolate milk! Can Ah 'ave zome chocolate milk?
'e loikez chocolate milk, but iz allergic tae it, zae pleaze dinnae give 'im any.
*Swiftly drinks all the chocolate so that Cheese doesn't have to suffer*
Buarp! Maybe next time Cheese.
To bad, Grey! *Eats cheese*
Okaaaay...
*Pulls my trusty cleaver out of satchel.*
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 19, 2019, 08:39:30 AM
To bad, Grey! *Eats cheese*
You know Cheese is a person not cheese, right?
:o
MURDER!
Well not really. I mean... I've eaten everyone here that doesn't make me a murderer. Just spit him out Jarky, make room for real cheese.
Ok, ok... *Spits Cheese out*
*Puts cutting oil in cleaver blade*
Zae vhere are ve gaein', Russa?
*Cheese pointz tae a bottle o' orange juice* Chocolate Milk!
Our teacher has left us.
Guess we'll need a supply teacher...
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that seems like a nice teacher
How about... no...
que?
I dont trust them.
A stick figure wearing an afro whose arms are out of line with the rest of their body? I dunno, seems a little fishy to me...
^^^
Quote from: Kreg on September 20, 2019, 01:47:28 AM
Our teacher has left us.
*Crawls out of a maintenance hole* Don't worry, children. I have returned!
Quote from: Kreg on September 20, 2019, 05:41:14 PM
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that seems like a nice teacher
Admittedly, he does seem nice, but I really, really need this job so I can afford to add to my potted plant collection. :D
Teacher's back!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 21, 2019, 10:03:31 PM
Quote from: Kreg on September 20, 2019, 01:47:28 AM
Our teacher has left us.
*Crawls out of a maintenance hole* Don't worry, children. I have returned!
*Raises hand*
Yes, young Seb?
*Bus starts up again*
Can anyone guess where we're going today?
Heck?
Crazy???
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on September 22, 2019, 07:12:54 PM
Heck?
Excuse me, but this is a Christian Minecraft server. We don't allow such language.
;D ;D ;D
*Afore ze buz droivez off, Profezzor Humbaba getz on ze buz*
Profezzor Humbaba 'ad been in ze 'ozital fer a vhoile becauze 'e vaz attacked by tva ztudentz named Gil (zhort fer Gilgamesh) und Enkidu, along viz a lot o' vindz...
Let'z zee vho getz zat reference!
Is that before or after Gil starts his journey?
Teacher! Where are we going?
Quote from: Verdauga on September 22, 2019, 10:11:05 PM
Is that before or after Gil starts his journey?
Afore. 'e ztarted 'iz journey after Enkidu gaet zick und died.
Wherever Jarky crashes the bus?
I guess. I wonder how I got a license anyway?
I don't particularly care...
Because my life might be at stake...
*Leaves bus and walk back to the school*
GOODBYE VERDIE!!!!
*Is out of earshot*
Ach, more Jelly Babiez fer uz! *Eatz a Jelly Baby, givez vone tae Cheese*
*uncorks bottle* Vodka anyone?
*Contacts over walkie-talkie.*
I don't think you're allowed to have alcohol at school, or on a road trip.
(Blegh)
*Tells the janitor via email that a student graciously volunteered for toilet cleaning and gives a long and detailed description of Verdie*
*Crashes into the side of a bank* MONEY!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
*Pushes her way past all the food and approaches the teacher*
Um, excuse me, Ma'am. I would like to join your road trip and probably your school on a long term basis. Do you teach carpentry or blacksmithing stuff?
(Isn't bank robbery illegal?)
Well yes, but I'm a cop... and this bank is erm...
*grabs multiple sacks of moolah* Ima buy a lamborghini Sesto Elemento!
I feel sorry for Russa... having to deal with all of this....
Quote from: Verdauga on September 25, 2019, 06:50:40 PM
I feel sorry for Russa... having to deal with all of this....
Me too.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 25, 2019, 09:33:04 AM
*Pushes her way past all the food and approaches the teacher*
Um, excuse me, Ma'am. I would like to join your road trip and probably your school on a long term basis. Do you teach carpentry or blacksmithing stuff?
(Isn't bank robbery illegal?)
Glad to have ya, Teer. Daphne here teaches our carpentry and blacksmithing classes. I'm sure she'd love to have another student.
*Daphne pokes her head in through the bus window*
'Ello! O.O*Whispers* She has severe claustrophobia so we just let her ride on the roof...
Where should we go next?
Okay, thanks. I brought you an orange because I thought all the apples were probably getting boring.
*climbs on the roof with Miss Daphne* I got you one too. Can we start learning now?
Zae vhere are ve gaein'?
Looks like our teacher has forsaken us. *Sheev starts brooding*
Let's go to Hawaii!
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 06:35:34 AM
Let's go to Hawaii!
Could do. Can we take a minor detour and stop briefly in New Zealand? I forgot to bring my jersey and it's a bit cold up here.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2019, 10:31:28 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 06:35:34 AM
Let's go to Hawaii!
Could do. Can we take a minor detour and stop briefly in New Zealand? I forgot to bring my jersey and it's a bit cold up here.
And we all know that that is such a minor detour. :laugh:
Yeah... Suuuuure...
*Honks horn*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 26, 2019, 06:44:38 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2019, 10:31:28 AM
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on September 26, 2019, 06:35:34 AM
Let's go to Hawaii!
Could do. Can we take a minor detour and stop briefly in New Zealand? I forgot to bring my jersey and it's a bit cold up here.
And we all know that that is such a minor detour. :laugh:
Yup. ;D We're on the internet; Anything's possible.
*Uses walkie-talkie.*
Wait. You guys are going to Hawaii??.??
*Teleports in*
Forget the bus. I have plane tickets
But we've got the.....
Magic
School
Bus!!!!
Meh. *Gets in Learjet* see y'all in Hawaii!
Quote from: Verdauga on September 26, 2019, 11:31:44 PM
But we've got the.....Magic
School
Bus!!!!
My point exactly. We can totally take a detour to New Zealand. If you want to, I could show you Hobbiton on the way past.
Can we? I got a special-order ring to pick up there. Only eight others like it.
Yes, definitely! We just have to wait for Jarky to wake up and drive us there.
Zzzzzzzzz...
*sighs* Can somebody who's not on top of the roof trying to make a forge and anvil out of the spare wall panels wake up Jarky? We should really get going or there won't be enough time to go to Hobbiton.
*Shakes Jarky's profile*
No can do. She'll wake up when she wakes up.
*stumbles into the bus* I can drive!
*Looks around for seatbelt* Oh yeah that right, there is none :D
Did the plane hit some turbulence, One-Eye? In the state you're in, would it be safe to drive? Besides, Jarky might not like being replaced. Hares always make the best drivers and I think she'd be a bit offended if we substituted her for a mere cat.
There are seatbelts, Keva. We decided that a bus able to carry 7 tons of junk food should be fancy enough to have seatbelts.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 27, 2019, 11:45:42 PM
We decided that a bus able to carry 7 tons of junk food should be fancy enough to have seatbelts.
Wasn't it only three tonnes?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 27, 2019, 02:37:48 PM
*stumbles into the bus* I can drive!
Ouch. That musta hurt. (Sorry, couldn't resist. :))
Teer, stop cat-hating. Verdie, the plane blew up. That tends to make me sober up.
I'm not cat hating, I'm just being considerate of Jarky's feelings. Cat's eat hares so they're not usually held in very high regard. (By the hares)
Verdie, the amount of junk food changed numerous times but I'm pretty sure the most it was carrying (that was mentioned. Jarky stopped in the supermarket and I don't think she mentioned how much food she got) was 7 ton. Either way, it was a lot of junk food.
@Skully, I didn't know what happened to the plane. I just know that stumbling into a bus hurts.
And Shisteer, you're right, but even magic school buses have their limits.
*Eats carrot.*
True. It might be a good idea to get rid of some food before we leave for New Zealand. We'll either be flying or sailing so it might be good to lighten the load. (We still have seat belts though)
Can I have a carrot?
Vhich path are ve takin' tae Nev Zealand? Ve could alvayz follov ze Butterfliez tae get zere!
*Hands Shisteer a bunch of carrots.*
We were-- well, I was-- thinking about following return flights. Set routes, nice airport runways, near population centers, I think it might be a good idea.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 29, 2019, 07:54:59 PM
Vhich path are ve takin' tae Nev Zealand? Ve could alvayz follov ze Butterfliez tae get zere!
*Hoiho eat all of the butterflies*
Quote from: Verdauga on September 29, 2019, 08:25:53 PM
*Hands Shisteer a bunch of carrots.*
We were-- well, I was-- thinking about following return flights. Set routes, nice airport runways, near population centers, I think it might be a good idea.
Sounds good to me. *munches carrot* These are delicious. Thanks!
Cruisin' on down main street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Octopus in the neighborhood!
Surfin' on a sound wave
Swingin' through the stars
Take a left at your intestine
Take your second right past Mars
On the magic school bus
Navigate a nostril
Climb on the magic school bus
Spank a plankton, too
On our magic school bus
Raft a river of lava
On the magic school bus
Such a fine thing to do!
So strap your bones right to the seat
Come on in and don't be shy —
Just to make your day complete
You might get baked into a pie
On the magic school bus
Step step step inside — it's a wilder ride!
Come on — ride on the magic school bus!
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
Round and round! Round and roun-
*suddenly stops and grabs Hoiho as they're about to fling themselves out the window* Okay, I get the point. That song is torture.
Alright, kids, buckle up! We're going to New Zealand! We shall see all the sights and do all the things!
What about the bahamas?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 01, 2019, 01:49:29 AM
Alright, kids, buckle up! We're going to New Zealand! We shall see all the sights and do all the things!
Ooh! What a good idea! I can see all the places where they made LOTR!
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 01, 2019, 01:51:11 AM
What about the bahamas?
Ooh! Another good idea! *Grabs sunglasses*
Lets go!
Let's just take a general world tour on the way, with the main focus New Zealand, the Bahamas and possibly North Korea.
Great idea! Wait...did you say North Korea?
Tae Nev Zealand...Ze Lang Vay Around!
*Iz ztill zittin' on ze ceilin' viz Cheese*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 01, 2019, 01:59:58 AM
Great idea! Wait...did you say North Korea?
Yes! I've always wanted to go there for the sole reason that... I don't know, actually. What do you think? We could skip North Korea if you wanted too. After all, you're the teacher. (Did you enjoy the orange?)
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
*peeks in through the window* What's wrong?
There's a plane ahead. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Oh. Turn left. Don't forget to use your indicators.
*looks up from fake cannon and is suprised to learn he did not shoot down a fighter plane*
*Is sealing up the Windows because reasons.*
*falls asleep*
Jarky, are you going to turn left already? *waits for a response, then shrugs, jumps through the yet unsealed window and turns bus left, indicating for three seconds before hand* See, that wasn't so hard. Remember, always keep left. We don't want a head on collision.
Why'd you jump through the window?
If my knowledge of school buses is correct, you could've simply walked to the driver's seat.
*TURNS RIGHT*
With Shisteer, yanks wheel to the left.
It doesn't really matter anymore. The plane has already gone past.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 02, 2019, 11:14:06 PM
Why'd you jump through the window?
If my knowledge of school buses is correct, you could've simply walked to the driver's seat.
I was on the roof with Miss Daphne learning blacksmithing. *climbs back onto the roof* Sorry about that, Miss Daphne. What were you saying?
*Runs into a giant spider*
That was... unexpected.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 03, 2019, 12:31:18 AMI was on the roof with Miss Daphne learning blacksmithing. *climbs back onto the roof* Sorry about that, Miss Daphne. What were you saying?
I was just remindin' ya to not touch red 'ot metal with yer hands 'cause it'll burn ya, love. Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 01, 2019, 03:15:55 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 01, 2019, 01:59:58 AM
Great idea! Wait...did you say North Korea?
Yes! I've always wanted to go there for the sole reason that... I don't know, actually. What do you think? We could skip North Korea if you wanted too. After all, you're the teacher. (Did you enjoy the orange?)
Eh, why not. What's the worst that could happen? *Eats the orange* Mmm.
To that I have to respond "North Korea is the worst that could happen."
Hmm, the boy has wisdom beyond his years.
*Is blushing sarcastically.*
*Beginz drinkin' zome Irn-Bru, givez Cheese a bottle*
Fun fact: it is illegal to be intoxicated on flights.
*we arrive*
Yay! First stop: the nearest bakery to get meat pies and L&P.
And mallowpuffs.
We're in Hawaii! I'm going to the beach. *grabs surfboard and runs off*
No, we're in New Zealand. Hawaii was the end destination. We were going to New Zealand on the way there, not the way back. (You can still surf here though. We could go to Cape Reinga if you want to have some real fun)
*begins to dig hole*
Why is dig hole?
For the hangi, of course! Why else would I dig a hole? *lays red-hot rocks in hole and places wet sacks on them, then adds the baskets of food, more sacks and then the dirt* Now all we have to do is wait.
Ok... *jumps on surfboard*
*starts thumping spoon on pot* Lunch is ready! Savory pies and salad with Mallowpuffs for dessert.
Any Irn-Bru?
*Is running off to get one of the nine rings of Men*
*Rides a sheep*
*eats salad* What is Irn-Bru?
There are some really cool sheepish things in New Zealand. In Hastings, there are five concrete sheep that are great for having picnics on and there's a corrugated iron sheep in Tirau.
*puts gumboots on* Anybody want to go tramping?
*Comes back with ring and wild-eyed look.*
POWAH!! UNLIMITED POWAH!!
*yells down the mountain* That's just a replica. The power is certainly limited. *continues climbing*
*Rides a kiwi bird*
Huh, where am I? How did I end up here?
Hi, Kade! I'm Russa, your new teacher. We're currently on vacation a field trip in New Zealand. As you can see, many educational things are happening.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 10, 2019, 10:11:15 PM
*Rides a kiwi bird*
Ah, miss? Kiwi's are legally protected. You might want to stop riding it before bad things happen.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 10, 2019, 10:27:01 PM
Huh, where am I? How did I end up here?
Welcome to the school field trip! We're in New Zealand, waiting for the hangi to be ready.
*Slaps a bullseye sticker on Kade's back*
Welcome to the Cellars.
*Leans in close*
You will never escape.
Blah, blah, blah.
You must listen to me, I have the sixth ring!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 09, 2019, 07:20:08 AM
*yells down the mountain* That's just a replica. The power is certainly limited. *continues climbing*
Whilst limited, there is no way to tell for certain that it is a replica, and since their full powers are never quite explained, no means exists to determine when these rings reach their limit.
You're a small child. You don't know.
*uncovers hangi pit and gets food out* Hangi is ready! Get it while it's hot!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 10, 2019, 11:51:23 PM
You're a small child. You don't know.
*Looks at my profile.*
My
One-hundred-eighteen year-old self would like to speak with you.
That's nice. Go ahead. We can discuss things over dinner. *dishes up two plates of food*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 11, 2019, 12:01:16 AM
That's nice. Go ahead. We can discuss things over dinner. *dishes up two plates of food*
C-can I have one please?
I'm a little lost :DWhat were we taking about again? I suffer from short-term remembory loss :D
Dinner time in New Zealand or something I guess
Yep. *gives plates of food to Keva and Kade* There's plenty for everyone.
Woo! No idea what I'm eating, but food is food! *eats plate*
But what about the food on the plate, hmm? ;)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 11, 2019, 02:50:31 PM
Woo! No idea what I'm eating, but food is food! *eats plate*
Hangi cooked vegetables and possibly some lamb, depending on whether or not you're vegetarian.
Alright, children, let's make this an educational experience. Whoever answers this question will get a special surprise: what is sand made out of?
I'd say dirt, but that feels a little too obvious....
I know silicone's in there somewhere.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 17, 2019, 11:21:56 PM
Alright, children, let's make this an educational experience. Whoever answers this question will get a special surprise: what is sand made out of?
Tiny tiny seashells! Even the ones in the desert! Nature sure is amazing!
I suppose I'll accept both of those answers. Here are your surprises. *Gives Verdauga and Kade each a tiny lamb*
*Eyes the lamb suspiciously.*
This isn't a wolf in sheeps' clothing, is it?
*Holds up tiny lamb as victory music plays in the background* Awesome! Looks like this little'un is at least a +3!
*Is now looking around to see who's playing the 1812 Overture.*
Does anybody want to come to the beach? The tide's going out so it's the perfect time to make a sand castle.
Sounds good! Just remember, our flight back leaves soon and we don't want to be late.
I am a billionaire. We can stay as long as we want XD
I'm somewhat skeptical...
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on September 25, 2019, 02:52:25 PM
*grabs multiple sacks of moolah* Ima buy a lamborghini Sesto Elemento!
Ah, I see. This does change things.
Money is immaterial. We have a deadline.
*Goes to the beach.
We have the magic school bus, we don't need to cut our fun short. Besides, we haven't even gone to the South Island yet. *starts digging trench around sand turtle, piling the excess sand on the inner side of the trench for a wall to protect it from the incoming tide*
*Gets carried away and starts digging a hole straight down in the sand*
*Watches Kade dig straight back to the U.S.*
That is not possible. You'd disturb the tectonic plates and caused an earth quake before you got far enough to make any difference. If you're homesick, take the magic school bus.
*Keeps digging*
The real danger is when he gets close to the core.
*drags Kade out of hole and takes shovel off him* For goodness sake! Look at the mess you've made! Sand everywhere and a huge hole in the middle of the beach! Let's go before the incoming tide sweeps us away. *heads up the beach, dragging Kade behind*
But oi bees a moler! *says Kade, who is clearly not a mole, as he's being dragged away*
*Fresh out of things to do, starts filling in the hole Kade had made.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 23, 2019, 03:44:11 PM
But oi bees a moler! *says Kade, who is clearly not a mole, as he's being dragged away*
It wouldn't make a difference if you were an upside down staircase, you still can't dig ridiculously huge holes in the middle of the beach.
Mmmm, uhhhh, Hrrrrrm.... but whyyyyyyyy
*keeps dragging Kade until they reach the grass, then drops him* Lunch time. There's meat pies or leftover hangi food.
How dare you try and entice me with food. It's one of my many weaknesses don'tcha know, rather unsporting of you, wot wot!
*puts plate of food in front of Kade* It's not like I'm preventing you from doing anything good. I'm just trying to protect you and New Zealand. You were digging on a beach, for goodness sake. The tide was coming in and that hole would have filled up with water, drowning you. We don't want Miss Russa to be accused of neglect. Eat up. Hobbiton is planned for this afternoon. *sits down and begins to eat*
Hobbiton?! Awesome! *begins eating plate*
I think Kade's an otter, so drowning him is kinda difficult...
*Watches Kade eat plate.*
Uhhhhhh...Kade?
*busy munching* Mmmyesh?
.....Nevermind... ::)
Quote from: Verdauga on October 24, 2019, 02:10:59 PM
I think Kade's an otter, so drowning him is kinda difficult.
You can still drown an otter, it's just very difficult.
I'd rather we didn't talk about drowning otters, if'n ye don't mind *continues chowing down*
Okay, we'll move onto a more cheerful topic. What's your favourite food?
...........................
...........................
This thread is no longer a school. it is now a trip to New Zealand.
Okay.
*Claps hands.*
Alright Kids! I'm your substitute teacher; my name is Verdauga! I'm sorry we had to cut the trip short, but it is time to return to the school. Let's head to the bus!
Seriously! We didn't even get to see Hobbiton! No fair, I'm not coming! *begins to throw tantrums at Verdauga*
Yeah, I wanna see Hobbiton! *begins throwing shisteers at Verdauga*
Well....
*Glances at watch and taps foot.*
Okay, but we gotta be quick. Let's head to the bus for Hobbiton!
*Gets in bus.*
*stops throwing tantrums and gets in the bus* Alright but you're not our teacher so I'm not gonna listen to you. Miss Daphne is here if Miss Russa is busy.
I could care less.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 25, 2019, 10:57:07 PM
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on October 25, 2019, 10:48:48 PM
I could care less.
That means you do care.
I could agree more ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 25, 2019, 10:48:31 PM
*stops throwing tantrums and gets in the bus* Alright but you're not our teacher so I'm not gonna listen to you. Miss Daphne is here if Miss Russa is busy.
Oh, didn't you know? Miss Daphne lost her voice on the way here. She couldn't bear to interrupt your education so I took over while she's looking for her voice. I'm sure she'll message me when she finds it.
Now, let's go to Hobbiton!
*Starts bus and drives off, unaware if One-eye is in the bus or not.*
*Kade takes a flying leap and lands on the roof of the bus. Holding tightly, he hangs his head over the side, peering into one of the passenger windows* Ello! Can somebeast let me in? You all seem to have driven off without me.
*pulls Kade in through the once-destroyed window and resumes driving.*
*frowns slightly* I'm pretty sure you never stopped driving. *starts singing The Wheels on the Bus*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 26, 2019, 08:04:40 AM
*frowns slightly* I'm pretty sure you never stopped driving. *starts singing The Wheels on the Bus*
*Chimes in, singing
Here We Go Around the Mulberry Bush*
*post removed*
*Releases cylinder from the revolver and lets the cartridges fall out prior to the trigger pull.*
Calm down, One-eye. They'll stop.
We're here anyway.
*Opens bus doors so One-eye can escape.*
Thank you! *runs*
*Is asleep in the back of the bus* *Snores loudly*
*steps out of bus* Wait a minute... This isn't New Zealand! Verdauga, you took us to Hawaii, didn't you? How dare you! *decides to sulk, then is distracted by the pretty sand and begins to make sand castle instead*
Sorry. It's a long way to Tipperary. I must have taken a wrong exit.
*Walks over to Russa.*
Yeah, this teaching gig is exhausting.
I suppose our good teacher has fallen. We may look back on this rotation as "The Tragedy of Teacher Russa the Wise". Food for thought pals. *Sheev consumes a porton of his tum sustaining fly danish*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on October 27, 2019, 04:04:02 PM
I suppose our good teacher has fallen. We may look back on this rotation as "The Tragedy of Teacher Russa the Wise". Food for thought pals. *Sheev consumes a porton of his tum sustaining fly danish*
Oh relax, she's just sleeping.
*Looks at watch.*
Ok, kids! only a couple more posts before we gotta get back!
Seriously! No fair!
I know, I know. But the schedule says so.
Well, I'm going to Hobbiton *starts walking towards Hobbiton*
I think we're in Hawaii....
You don't want me to call truancy officers on you do you?
*begins marching into the ocean*
Come on General Sherman. It's time to get back.
*Eatz anozer Jelly Baby*
*agrees strongly with Kade* We should go to Hobbiton. *climbs in bus and drives off, dragging Kade in through the window on the way past* Here, dry yourself off. *smiles in satisfaction as Verdauga's angry shouts fade*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on October 30, 2019, 11:13:42 AM
*smiles in satisfaction as Verdauga's angry shouts fade*
*Was not shouting to begin with.*
*Hits kill switch to shut off bus remotely.*
*Calmly advances toward bus.*S
*disables kill switch with high tech locksmith gear and drives away again* We will go to Hobbiton!
*Engages the four backup kill switches.*
Can't you guys go to Hobbiton on the weekend? We have stuff to do.
*Still asleep in the back of the bus*
*Gets in bus and drives back to the school.*
*Pullz oot zmelling zaltz und 'auldz zem under Russa'z noze*
*Cheese eatz a Jelly Baby*
I have no idea what's going on.
*steals the bus and drives to Hobbiton*
Ummm.... should I report it stolen at this point...??
No. *gags and binds Verdauga, then leads they way into Hobbiton* This is so cool and it's virtual so we don't even have to pay!
Mmmmf!mmmfmfmfmfmmmm! MMMMF!
(
@Russa Nodrey ! Help!)
*Kade, still dripping ocean water, follows Teer* Cool! Virtual reality is the future, after all.
*Is asleep on the top of the bus*
Booklover! come back! you've taken just about all of the school staff!!!
Watch your head. *Teer doesn't even have to bend head as she enters the Hobbit hole*
Don't worry about Verdauga, Miss
@Russa Nodrey, he'll be fine. Besides, we'll be finished soon anyway.
*Jerks awake* Wait, where are we?! Have I been sleeping?
*calls back* We're at Hobbiton. Can you check Verdauga's bonds before you leave the bus? He might have worked them loose.
Sure thing! *Twists around in seat and puts more chains around Verduaga* Wait, do you think it would be alright to throw him out the window Teer?
I suppose so. Miss Russa hasn't said any rules forbidding throwing fellow students out the window.
*Daeznae loike virtual zingz, und zae ztayz on ze buz viz Cheese eatin' Jelly Babiez*
Cheese eating Jelly Babies sound rather ferocious.
*Begins prancing about in excitement at being in Hobbiton before properly braining himself on the top of the door frame as he tries to enter the hobbit hole. He then, of course, immediately collapses.*
*comes back outside and dumps bucket of water on Kade's head to revive him* I did warn you.
Given Hobbiton is also Teletubby land, should we be making teletubby pancakes (or was it toast?)?
Quote from: Jarky Thistlebrush on November 02, 2019, 02:14:19 AM
Sure thing! *Twists around in seat and puts more chains around Verduaga* Wait, do you think it would be alright to throw him out the window Teer?
Spoiler
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*Gets tired of this and magics his out of the bonds*
*splutters on the ground as water is poured on him, then spots Verdauga's antics*
Verdauga is using magic! He's a wizard! Ooo, ooo, ooo, can you do that thing Gandalf did with the Balrog?
*also watches Verdauga* Tsk, tsk. *sets Verdauga on fire*
Quote from: Booklover on November 02, 2019, 03:08:31 PM
Given Hobbiton is also Teletubby land, should we be making teletubby pancakes (or was it toast?)?
I'm pretty sure Hobbiton and Teletubby land are two very different things. For starters, Hobbiton is kiwi and Teletubbies are British. Then for the main we have the fact that Teletubbies have televisions in their stomachs, where as Hobbits didn't even have TV at all. The for dessert, we have the Teletubby animation, cartoon style stuff and the Hobbit awesome photography in real places with real actors and absolutely no animation.
(But yeah, let's have pancakes and toast)
Actually, they were filmed in the same place.
*throws a bucket of water over Verdauga, putting out the fire, then throws Verdauga out of the window*
*Teleports back in.*
Why am I being attacked like this?
Because you are supporting the ducks.
*breaks Verdauga's teleporter and throws him out of the window again*
Sorry.
*Teleports in .............. again.*
It's magic. you can't just "break it".
*Teleports engine out of the bus*
*teleports engine back in then uses magic to stop all teleporters working and throws Verdauga out of the window (again)*
Sure, but are you using my magic? If not, how can you be sure it's even me you're throwing out?
*Said from somewhere inside the bus.*
You two know that teleporting is banned in this country, right? What if the cops show up? You might get detention, or WORSE.
We'd have to ask Shisteer about the laws regarding this, although I am inclined to admit I simply could teleport myself to another country. And I must ask how the authorities would find me, as I am obviously magically cloaked.
(I'm getting kinda verbose, aren't I? :D)
No, I don't think teleporting is banned in New Zealand. ('this country' has a name. You should use it) However, the fire ban started so please don't do anything that could cause a fire. Another thing that is banned is 'breaking in' so... yeah. Just try to behave yourselves.
Have you people seen enough of Hobbiton or do you want to explore further.
Eh, I'll explore.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 04, 2019, 03:49:35 AM
No, I don't think teleporting is banned in New Zealand. ('this country' has a name. You should use it) However, the fire ban started so please don't do anything that could cause a fire. Another thing that is banned is 'breaking in' so... yeah. Just try to behave yourselves.
Have you people seen enough of Hobbiton or do you want to explore further.
Wait, we're in New Zealand? I thought we'd be transported to middle-earth or something... dang.
It's like taking a tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and instead showing up on a tv set.
The Teletubbies TV set, aka Hobbiton.
*Wakes up* *Looks around in confusion* Eh....what is going on?
The students are revolting!
(The original phrase was "the chickens are revolting!)
I think that's a bit harsh. Sure, they're a little unkempt, but they make up for it with their good manners and general politeness. :D
*Zetz a pair o' curtainz on fire, zen hovlz*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 12:19:24 AM
*Wakes up* *Looks around in confusion* Eh....what is going on?
Miss Russa, you're awake! How was your sleep? Would you like a cup of tea and some scones? We're currently at Hobbiton, learning how to make giant birthday cakes. They're not ready yet but you can have a slice once it's finished cooking. Do you like carrot cake with creamcheese icing?
*Llllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnsssssss into the conversation.*
I would!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 04, 2019, 12:41:12 AM
We'd have to ask Shisteer about the laws regarding this, although I am inclined to admit I simply could apparate myself to another country. And I must ask how the authorities would find me, as I am obviously magically cloaked with an invisibility cloak.
(I'm getting kinda verbose, aren't I? :D)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 04, 2019, 12:06:48 AM
You two know that teleporting is banned in this country, right? What if the cops show up? You might get killed, or WORSE expelled.
I saw an opportunity to slightly edit what Kade said, then I saw Verdauga's comment (which I also edited slightly), which fits in nicely.
Well, being me has its privileges.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 05, 2019, 10:17:05 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 12:19:24 AM
*Wakes up* *Looks around in confusion* Eh....what is going on?
Miss Russa, you're awake! How was your sleep? Would you like a cup of tea and some scones? We're currently at Hobbiton, learning how to make giant birthday cakes. They're not ready yet but you can have a slice once it's finished cooking. Do you like carrot cake with creamcheese icing?
Okay...well, technically we should be back at the school learning about whales, but if you give me an extra large slice of cake we can stay a little longer.
Well, these hills are ROUGHLY whale shaped, right? S'good enough.
*Sleeps in bus.*
How did you get back in the bus? You were exploring, and I was watching the door and you at all times.
Also, talking about buses, my bus was forty minutes late today.
Remember that throwing me out of the bus bit? I can teleport.
Any particular reason your bus was late?
*Lookz up intae ze zky* Ach, look! Zere'z a Vhale favin' dovn from ze zky na'! Und alzae a bovl o' Petuniaz!
A Jelly Baby tae vhoe'er getz ze reference.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 06:05:40 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 05, 2019, 10:17:05 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 05, 2019, 12:19:24 AM
*Wakes up* *Looks around in confusion* Eh....what is going on?
Miss Russa, you're awake! How was your sleep? Would you like a cup of tea and some scones? We're currently at Hobbiton, learning how to make giant birthday cakes. They're not ready yet but you can have a slice once it's finished cooking. Do you like carrot cake with creamcheese icing?
Okay...well, technically we should be back at the school learning about whales, but if you give me an extra large slice of cake we can stay a little longer.
*hands Miss Russa an very big piece of cake* New Zealand is a great place to learn about whales. We could watch Whale Rider, if you want. Though, if you want to go back to school, we'll all happily comply. After all, you're in charge, Miss Russa.
Hmmm? I know not this Whale Rider of which you speak. Is it a New Zealand thing?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 02:35:29 PM
Hmmm? I know not this Whale Rider of which you speak. Is it a New Zealand thing?
#Kiwiculture
Quote from: Verdauga on November 06, 2019, 11:27:28 PM
Remember that throwing me out of the bus bit? I can teleport.
Any particular reason your bus was late?
Roadworks.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 07, 2019, 02:29:00 AM
*Lookz up intae ze zky* Ach, look! Zere'z a Vhale favin' dovn from ze zky na'! Und alzae a bovl o' Petuniaz!
A Jelly Baby tae vhoe'er getz ze reference.
I claim that jelly baby. Also, has anybody ever hunted the deadly prey known as Jelly Babies?
A blue cookie (even though that's the wrong series) to whoever gets that reference.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 07, 2019, 02:35:29 PM
Hmmm? I know not this Whale Rider of which you speak. Is it a New Zealand thing?
Yeah, it's one of the kiwi movies. If you want to learn about New Zealand... don't do it by watching movies.
Still though, Whale Rider is a really good movie. (another really good kiwi one is Hunt for the Wilder People. It's very amusing)
*Phone chimes*
Oh.
That must have been Miss Daphne. She's found her voice again.
*Kade watches in quiet amusement as Verdauga's statement goes right over his head.*
Miss Daphne is the carpentry and blacksmith teacher. (I think she does a few other things as well but I don't know what)
Ah, je comprends
Aye marika.
So... are we through in Hobbiton now? Things are a bit cramped here.
No idea. Maybe we're actually in Mordor now?
Btw, does anybody remember the google translate Easter egg that translated something (I think it was Russia or something) to Mordor.
You mean Russian into the black tongue? I haven't.
*comes back* I can speak a little russian...
https://www.zmescience.com/other/offbeat-other/google-translate-mordor-3463453/
(https://cdn.zmescience.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Europe_middle_earth.jpg)
The image isn't really relevant, but according to the image, you all visited England.
That means you're hosting the welcoming party, right?
No, because I don't live in the exact place of England that's Hobbiton. It's just I live a lot nearer than everybody else.
Which means you're hosting the welcoming party, right?
We can travel a short distance... soooo.....
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2019, 08:00:49 PM
...You're hosting the welcoming party, right?
No, the hobbits are. However, they are currently having 42nd dinner so you might have to wait a bit.
Well, we'll just travel to your place!
That map is not accurate. (not that I could make a better one, of course)
Soooooo.....who's hosting the welcoming party?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 03:07:29 AM
That map is not accurate. (not that I could make a better one, of course)
That's because it's not an actual Middle Earth Map, it's a map of Europe that has Middle Earth place names instead of countries/cities.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2019, 01:51:25 PM
Soooooo.....who's hosting the welcoming party?
The person above me, I believe.
No, the Hobbits are. And Gandalf has his fireworks.
Cool! Thanks, Booklover!!
Yeah, it's really cool of you to host a welcoming party for all of us!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 13, 2019, 06:14:14 PM
Yeah, it's really cool of you to host a welcoming party for all of us!
@Booklover Need a hand planning for a big party? Kolman's Diner and Lounge Now caters with our special Hectaville Party Tray
tm! Visit the topic now for details!
Quote from: Booklover on November 13, 2019, 04:18:25 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2019, 03:07:29 AM
That map is not accurate. (not that I could make a better one, of course)
That's because it's not an actual Middle Earth Map, it's a map of Europe that has Middle Earth place names instead of countries/cities.
I know.
*claps hands in an officious manner* Right, since Hobbiton
is in New Zealand, I will host the welcoming party, with the assistance of Gandalf and the hobbits.
@shisteer of nothing much Need a hand planning for a big party? Kolman's Diner and Lounge Now caters with our special Hectaville Party Tray
tm! Visit the topic now for details!
Thank you for the kind offer. So far, I have everything under control but I will definitely keep that in mind in case I need it.
Yes, a party! Where do we go?
Should I start a new topic for it or should we just have the party here? (and if I did start a new topic for it, it would be a roleplay type thing so should it go in the roleplay board or here?)
(That might be fun, we'd just have to make sure to actually roleplay it and not goof off too much as per usual :P)
Some time ago they did a "forum prom" I don't know where they placed it, but this would probably go there.
Prom? I'll just not go then (same as in real life :D)
Quote from: Verdauga on November 15, 2019, 08:45:46 PM
Some time ago they did a "forum prom" I don't know where they placed it, but this would probably go there.
I'm out.
I refuse to go to a prom. I refuse.
Good on you all. Ummm,
This isn't a prom.
Heheheheh
I don't like prom, but I am definitely down for a party.
Okay, no prom then. (whatever that is) The party will take place in... three days, real time. That means Tuesday evening, for me. We'll have it here but do it role-play style, deal?
Given the amount of time zones, there's probably no perfect time. I'll see if I can be on then. Might not be able to.
Yeah, for us American folk, that'll be around the middle of the night on Monday ;D
Is there any time that Americans, Aussies, Kiwis and Brits can all be on at the same time?
Well, you three are more or less ok. Australia, New Zealand and Britain all fall within an hour or two of each other more or less (though you have to remember that Australia and New Zealand are a full day ahead) In America, depending where you are in the states, we're 4 to eight hours ahead (the day before). So, over there it's 1:04 am. Where I'm at, it's 6:05 am (the day before).
And what am I doing awake at 6 in the morning on a Saturday? WHO KNOWS?
No. Australia and New Zealand are within an hour or two, but Britain is 12 hours different. So I'm only six hours ahead of you, and around 12 hours behind Australia and New Zealand.
Ah, I must've misread the "AM" "PM" when I looked it up earlier.
*Eats the cake I was given earlier*
Wait... you got cake?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2019, 11:43:24 AM
Yeah, for us American folk, that'll be around the middle of the night on Monday ;D
You're in Central, right?.......I thought it would be Tuesday for me. :-\
Okay, when would be the best time for you guys? I'm very flexible, time wise, so you pick a time and I'll organise the party to take place then.
I think we missed the party -_-
We might've.
Anybeast up for a round 2?
No, not really.
*Looks haughtily over his glasses at Verdauga.* Well good for you, sir. Any other takers?
Why don't we just eat cake?
I mean, that certainly isn't a bad idea, but we've already got one over in the VerTeer wedding topic I believe.
VerTeer wedding topic? I didn't know that existed.
The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much (http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11253.msg698550#msg698550)
Heheheh
So there isn't going to be a party?
I mean, I'm still down for one ;D
We could get Shisteer to whip up a topic.....
Indeed, just need to make sure we'll all be on. Is everyone who wants to join more or less free some point this weekend?
I might have a small window of time Saturday noon.
So that would be some time in the morning for Teer and the middle of the night, I believe, for BL. Time zones are fun.
Yep. But the party would stretch several hours, so it's okay.
The weekend isn't great, for me. Let's just start the party now and see how it works, if nobody objects? Can't be as bad as the floating party, surely.
Teer is hosting it, so she'll need to be the one to start it.
Well, I suppose I'll have to wait then.
@ me when you guys get it figured out. :)
Will do *thumbs up*
A party? Ve could alvayz juzt ztart vone und vroite 'er name dovn az ze 'ozt, und fer ze bill tae be paid by 'er...
Wait, what am I doing here? I'm homeschooled. Help! Who put me here? I must escape! *jumps out window and runs* FREEDOM!!
No windows, my friend. I think we're technically still in Hobbiton right now, actually.
*jumps out hobbit hole door and runs* FREEDOM!! Wait, we're in Hobbitton? Awesome! *runs and jumps back in hobbit hole door* Can we watch The Lord of the Rings? I've only watched the first disc of The Fellowship of the Ring.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 23, 2019, 04:31:01 AM
No windows, my friend. I think we're technically still in Hobbiton right now, actually.
There are windows in the school bus. Otherwise how could Verdauga be thrown out of them? (again, sorry)
Well, she didn't
say she was on a bus. I'm guessing that she assumed she was in a school (the topic would make you think that at least) and so I was simply informing her that she was not.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2019, 07:18:19 AM
*jumps out hobbit hole door and runs* FREEDOM!! Wait, we're in Hobbitton? Awesome! *runs and jumps back in hobbit hole door* Can we watch The Lord of the Rings? I've only watched the first disc of The Fellowship of the Ring.
Nice combat roles *thumbs up*
*copies Ebantu, at least as far as jumping out of the door. Continues running instead of going back inside* I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE! *then, and only then, runs back inside*
An adventure?!? By yourself? It's dangerous to go alone!
Take this.
*Hands Booklover a sword.*
I didn't actually go on one, since I ran back inside.
Oh.
*Snatches sword back.*
No stabby for you!
I'm fine without a sword. How about a good bow, saxe knife, throwing knife and perhaps even a sling?
Sorry. Not a ranger.
You.. you aren't? But I thought...
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2019, 04:06:48 PM
I'm fine without a sword. How about a good bow, saxe knife, throwing knife and perhaps even a sling?
No no no no. I would advise taking a Maus tank and an MG42.
I guess you're not a Ranger then.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2019, 07:18:19 AM
*jumps out hobbit hole door and runs* FREEDOM!! Wait, we're in Hobbitton? Awesome! *runs and jumps back in hobbit hole door* Can we watch The Lord of the Rings? I've only watched the first disc of The Fellowship of the Ring.
*Gathp* What?! You've only seen the first disc?! *Puts in The Two Towers* We shall have to fix this right away
*gets out the popcorn* I hope it's better quality than my disk, which is really scratched so we had to skip a few parts.
Well... Me and my brother own multiple discs of all of them... So that shouldn't be a problem. :P
Wait! Turn it off! I haven't watched the second disc of The Fellowship of the Ring yet! They have to be watched in order! *closes eyes and blocks ears* Tell me when you've changed it. Also, I haven't read The Two Towers yet, so it's illegal for me to watch the movie. Teer would kill me.
Not hard to rectify that. Well, I'd send you a copy if I could, but we live on opposite sides of the world. Hopefully you have one or Teer has one that she can lend you?
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2019, 04:06:48 PM
I'm fine without a sword. How about a good bow, saxe knife, throwing knife and perhaps even a sling?
Need a bov? Legolas 'az vone!
Spoiler
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If I'm having an Elvish bow, I'd want an Alagasia Elf bow. Well, along with the super strength required to draw it.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 23, 2019, 07:05:43 PM
Wait! Turn it off! I haven't watched the second disc of The Fellowship of the Ring yet! They have to be watched in order! *closes eyes and blocks ears* Tell me when you've changed it. Also, I haven't read The Two Towers yet, so it's illegal for me to watch the movie. Teer would kill me.
Ooo, are we talking the extended cut! Awesome! I've got copies of all three extended, so we're set!
Quote from: Booklover on November 23, 2019, 07:21:04 PM
Hopefully you have one or Teer has one that she can lend you?
*gives Ebby LotR trilogy, in book format* Read first. We have all the extended versions so you can borrow them, once you're done. (also, I wouldn't kill you. I'd just wither you with my glare, and possibly refuse to do writing with you for a week)
Now, about the party, I will start that. (let's make it go on for a week or so. That way, there's mre time for chaos)
We have all the books in one and all the extended movies at our house already, thanks. Let's watch The Fellowship part 2 or Maleficent 2. What theme is the party?
Oh, okay. Let's just skip watching a movie all together and go straight to the party. It's kind of just awesome themed, which means mostly Hobbiton but you can basically do whatever you want.
Whoo, it's up
*Goes and gets dress clothing.*
Does anyone know what happened to Miss
@Russa Nodrey? It's been a while since I've seen her. Miss Daphne might know, I guess.
No idea. She missing all the fun, though.
Have you even met Miss Russa? She's the best teacher ever.
Um...I don't think so. I arrived unannounced, so she won't know I'm here.
Oh, don't worry about that; many of us arrived unannounced. She's kinda learned to just roll with it at this point.
Yeah, that's one of the things that makes Miss Russa awesome.
Okay. I want to meet her. She should come to the Hobbiton party before we eat all the food.
Yeah, I agree. The problem is, I don't think she's been active for a while. (meaning about a week)
And apparently everyone would rather live in chaos than have someone be substitute teacher.
Having substitute/cover/supply teachers is terrible. I don't have anything against those teachers themselves, of course, it's the lessons. You homeschooled people might not understand. But I've had cover science for a week, plus the rest of this week, and it's really annoying. Nobody does any work, nobody learns anything, and nobody behaves. Well, you have a few unnoticed people doing their best not to be disturbed. Which means the naughty people enjoy cover lessons, but the well-behaved people who actually understand that learning will benefit them in the future a lot more than five seconds of laughter and then a possible detention will. Long-term cover is also bad, because although they will (by the third week or whatever) have some discipline, they're a new teacher, and sometimes they come in the middle of a topic, and it just disrupts it. It can be good, if you go from a terrible teacher to a great teacher, but the thing is, having the terrible teacher in the first place is, well, terrible.
Of course, as this isn't quite like a normal school, the above doesn't quite apply. The chaos is enjoyable, although it would still be nice to have Miss Russa back.
Basically, Verdauga, WE'RE STRONG, INDEPENDENT STUDENTS THAT DON'T NEED NO SUB
No, we don't. We do need an actual teacher so we can learn grammar. Eye kan grammer well betterer than u,
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 06:15:23 PM
Eye kan grammer well betterer than u,
Since you were clearly trying to use bad grammar, I will give you an A- for effort. You capitalized the first letter of the sentence.
That was auto correct.
You have an autocorrect on your browser?
I'm on an ipad.
...that still has browsers....but okay.
Yeah, but I think an iPad is more likely to have autocorrect than a computer. The annoying thing (which you might have noticed occasionally, I think the most recent example was on My Hill) is that I set it to French as well as English when doing French homework, and never changed it back, so occasionally it corrects to French words.
They do have their own autocorrect. It has to do with the software providing the keypad.
Quote from: Booklover on November 25, 2019, 06:49:18 PM
Yeah, but I think an iPad is more likely to have autocorrect than a computer. The annoying thing (which you might have noticed occasionally, I think the most recent example was on My Hill) is that I set it to French as well as English when doing French homework, and never changed it back, so occasionally it corrects to French words.
Hah, that's pretty funny actually. You should leave it set to that just to see what it does ;D
But it also does it based on the words I use most often. Verdauga doesn't get corrected anymore, for example. And because I use English words more than French words, the French words rarely come up.
On a completely different subject, I think I have Verdaugitis.
How up...
This morning my friends didn't notice me on the bus, so they said that I must have teleported in.
Y'know, I know how to handle that....
Is it fun going on buses? I have been on ten, max, in my whole life.
*Levitates into the room* I have returned.
Miss Russa! It's so good to see you! How was your holiday? Would you like to come to the Hobbiton party?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 26, 2019, 03:11:44 AM
*Levitates into the room* I have returned.
Whoa, 'sup teach'? We were totally lost without ya!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 26, 2019, 06:04:45 AM
Miss Russa! It's so good to see you! How was your holiday? Would you like to come to the Hobbiton party?
*Was unaware I went on a holiday* Yes...it was great!
Ooh, sounds fun. Do I need to bring anything?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 26, 2019, 02:11:39 PM
Whoa, 'sup teach'? We were totally lost without ya!
*Pats Kade on the head and gives him a cookie*
YES *takes cookie* Thanks!
Does he really deserve the cookie, Miss Russa?
Hmm...that's a good question. Uh... *Gives Verd a cookie as well*
Don't you dare try to distra--Oh, a cookie!
*Puts cookie in a container.*
Thanks Miss Russa!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 26, 2019, 02:18:08 AM
Is it fun going on buses? I have been on ten, max, in my whole life.
It can be boring if you have nothing to do. But I just read for most of the journey, usually.
How long is the journey?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 26, 2019, 04:02:57 PM
Ooh, sounds fun. Do I need to bring anything?
No, just come as you are. (within reason, of course. Try not to run over my vegetable garden)
(again.)
More like a vegetable grave yard now.
Alright, kids, it's time to learn about famous historical figures! Can anyone tell me who this is?
Picture
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-zWR5fVjcA0c%2FT2fDQcBaYuI%2FAAAAAAAAAyY%2FaS3gd7EQ7Eg%2Fs1600%2Fwaldo.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Ooo, ooo, I know! It's Waldo/Wally/many other names!
Exactly! *Gives Kade a cookie*
How about this guy?
Guy
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ronaldmcdonald/images/0/0f/Imgres.jpeg/revision/latest?cb=20150625050506)
No idea. He looks like a bad guy.
*raises hand* Miss Russa, is he a robber?
He looks familiar.
*Looks very conflicted because he knows the answer, but doesn't want to answer twice in a row.*
*Whispers to Kade to tell him the answer*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 28, 2019, 09:04:41 PM
Alright, kids, it's time to learn about famous historical figures! Can anyone tell me who this is?
Picture
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-zWR5fVjcA0c%2FT2fDQcBaYuI%2FAAAAAAAAAyY%2FaS3gd7EQ7Eg%2Fs1600%2Fwaldo.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Isn't it more important
WHERE he is?
*Whispers to Verdauga* It's the Hamburgler!
*Whispers back* Really?
*Stands up before Kade can answer*
IT'S THE HAMBURGLER!!!
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 03:29:50 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 28, 2019, 09:04:41 PM
Alright, kids, it's time to learn about famous historical figures! Can anyone tell me who this is?
Picture
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-zWR5fVjcA0c%2FT2fDQcBaYuI%2FAAAAAAAAAyY%2FaS3gd7EQ7Eg%2Fs1600%2Fwaldo.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
Isn't it more important WHERE he is?
Hmm...you have a point.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 29, 2019, 05:56:14 PM
*Whispers back* Really?
*Stands up before Kade can answer*
IT'S THE HAMBURGLER!!!
That's correct! Let's try a couple more. Does anyone know the actual name of this boy?
Boy
(http://www.readybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pillsbury-doughboy.jpg)
*Only knows him as the Pillsbury doughboy.*
*doesn't know him at all*
*raises hand* Miss Russa, is his name Freddy?
Or Rudolf?
Or maybe is his name George, Miss Russa?
Or Jeffery?
Hint, it's not really a name name.
Is it On Cloud Nine?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2019, 06:34:29 AM
Hint, it's not really a name name.
So wait; was I correct in calling him the Pillsbury Doughboy?
Who knows.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 02, 2019, 01:14:14 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 01, 2019, 06:34:29 AM
Hint, it's not really a name name.
So wait; was I correct in calling him the Pillsbury Doughboy?
That isn't technically his name, no ;D
Miss Russa, I don't have any more ideas as to what his name is.
Really? I do. Martin, Paul, Noah, Harry, Joshua, Jayden, *decides not to continue list* And many others.
What about Oakfurl?
OI! No spoilers for my Redwall fic.
*looks completely innocent* What are you talking about?
*growls* You know exactly what I'm talking about. NO. SPOILERS.
*still looks innocent*
*feels temped to wipe innocent look off Teer's face but refrains from violence*
*stops looking innocent and looks decidedly mischievous instead*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 04, 2019, 04:59:10 AM
*still looks innocent*
It's impossible for me to imagine you looking innocent ;D
EDIT****
Yeah, like that
She can't, actually. She just pretends she can.
Hence why I like communicating over the internet.
The "YOUR FACE" thread beckons you!
That's nice.
*pauses, trying to think of something to say*
How about:
"I am the most wonderful person ever to roam the earth!"?
I am the most wonderful person to ever roam the earth!
*Reads a book which he hopes will push and grow his brain very high* Hehe, I'm an intellectual child eh, miss teacher?
A random stranger on the bus congratulated me for reading. I was tempted to throw him out of the window because reading is its own reward, but I didn't want to waste time as I was just about to get off.
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chroniclers mind.
Those are all good guesses, but his real name is Poppin' Fresh. :P
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 04, 2019, 03:36:05 PM
*Reads a book which he hopes will push and grow his brain very high* Hehe, I'm an intellectual child eh, miss teacher?
We all have dreams. *Pats Sheev's head*
Quote from: Booklover on December 04, 2019, 04:46:29 PM
A random stranger on the bus congratulated me for reading. I was tempted to throw him out of the window because reading is its own reward, but I didn't want to waste time as I was just about to get off.
There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chroniclers mind.
Lol.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 04, 2019, 10:03:47 PM
Those are all good guesses, but his real name is Poppin' Fresh. :P
Yeah, not really a name you could guess if you didn't already know :laugh:
Yeah...
....well now I feel young. Thanks!
Yeah, thanks for telling us. I almost died from suspense.
No problem. :P
Okay, kids, do you recognize this guy?
Eew.
(https://www.podexchange.com/dsi/lowres/64/64_265021_lowres.jpg)
Your husband.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/kaq6GnxDlJaBq/giphy.gif)
Mhmm.
Now Russa? He's joking with you. Don't lose your head over this.
You can snatch the crown off of any of his insults, but keep your cool. At least you aren't being married off.
Well, apparently that's already occurred :laugh:
Henry VIII.
The King!
There are a lot of kings. Aragorn, for example.
Quote from: Verdauga on December 05, 2019, 06:04:36 PM
Now Russa? He's joking with you. Don't lose your head over this.
You can snatch the crown off of any of his insults, but keep your cool. At least you aren't being married off.
Lol.
Quote from: Booklover on December 05, 2019, 06:21:12 PM
Henry VIII.
Yup, that's right! *Gives Book a cookie*
Does anyone recognize this guy?
Guy
(https://www.insideedition.com/sites/default/files/images/2018-03/032318-mrrogers-1280x720.jpg)
Thank you. *eats the cookie admirably*
Yes, but I would not've if they weren't making a movie about him.
I don't recognise him.
He's wearing the wrong cardigan.
I have no idea.
It's Mr. Rogers, from the American show Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
As to whether his name is actually Rogers or not, I have no clue.
Yup, that's right. His last name was actually Rogers.
There's a new poll, kids. Just vote for whichever subject you would like to learn about next. :D
Old poll results
Question: What do you like most about this school?
All the awesome activities!-------1 vote
STORY TIME!!!-------3 votes
I like these little desks, they're so comfortable.-------0 votes
The amazing, kind, and intelligent teacher! I want to be just like her when I grow up!------8 votes
The cookies.-------9 votes
Total Members Voted: 21
I knew the biscuits would win.
Yes, the corruption of the world has begun on this forum. We must do all we can to stop it.
You cannot stop us.
You can only join.
Join in our evil laugh.
Mooahahahah.
Mwahahaha. That's my evil laugh. In real life, lass and Teer have great evil laughs.
Hah, I imagine it's hilarious.
It is. You should come and visit us sometime. Then you can hear it for yourself.
Here is a maths question:
QuoteThe hobbits Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry have breakfast at different times. Each one takes a quarter of the porridge they find in the pan, thinking that the others have not yet eaten. What fraction of the porridge is left after all four hobbits have had their breakfast?
But what about second breakfast?
Exactly.
Heh!
*Is still asleep on top of the bus*
*sits in the bus doing Chemistry homework*
*Gets Kreg off the bus roof and carries him into the school*
*Rings the class bell.*
Hey, teacher Russa? can I be substitute teacher?
Please let him! Maybe he'll let us use his knife as a reward instead of biscuits.
I'm against it! He tried to keep us from New Zealand!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 11:40:22 PM
*Rings the class bell.*
Hey, teacher Russa? can I be substitute teacher?
Well...as long as you're nice to the students, you can be in charge when I'm not around.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 11, 2019, 12:50:27 AM
Please let him! Maybe he'll let us use his knife as a reward instead of biscuits.
*Gasp* You d-don't like my cookies?
Are they blue cookies?
Um, some of them are.
I believe they were white cookies with blue icing.
I thought Americans called icing frosting?
It's an interchangeable term.
Fair enough.
Really?
*Questions my life... :D.*
I've used them interchangeably, as in cake frosting but icing on the cake.
Well, I usually say biscuits, but when making a reference to something (blue cookies, for example), I say cookies (unless it was biscuits, then I say biscuits). And things that are labelled 'cookies' I call cookies.
That's a bit different for Americans, though. To us, a "biscuit" is a very specific thing that is very much not a cookie. To you, on the other hand, a "cookie" is just a silly word us 'Muricans made up.
For icing and frosting, their just different terms that everyone uses for the same things, more or less.
There is nothing like American biscuits. No equivalent in the British dialect, that is.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2019, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 11:40:22 PM
*Rings the class bell.*
Hey, teacher Russa? can I be substitute teacher?
Well...as long as you're nice to the students, you can be in charge when I'm not around.Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 11, 2019, 12:50:27 AM
Please let him! Maybe he'll let us use his knife as a reward instead of biscuits.
*Gasp* You d-don't like my cookies?
Of course I like your biscuits! But I do like knives as well. They are useful.
I am not pleased.
Hmm? Why so?
*Sheev makes some fashion choices* Mhm, Midnight cloaks are hype. *Looks in mirror* This hood shades eighty-three percent of my youthful face. How good!
That looks warm^
Mm, much too warm, in fact. We're in New Zealand, remember, which means it's currently summer. Anybody want some strawberries?
*Raises paw*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 12, 2019, 03:17:55 PM
*Sheev makes some fashion choices* Mhm, Midnight cloaks are hype. *Looks in mirror* This hood shades eighty-three percent of my youthful face. How good!
Just now realizes how emo this sounds.
I would love some strawberries! Oh, and look! I just happened to bring some sugar with me :D
You put sugar on strawberries?! What is this world coming to? *hands strawberries to Keva and Kade*
YESH! *Takes strawberries and runs off into the forest.*
Shouldn't you tell Miss Russa where you're going?
*Yells out,* Strawberries! *and keeps running.*
*Eating strawberries* A few more minutes, kids, then we'll start on our next subject.
Yipee.
(https://i.gifer.com/D7lZ.gif)
Zigzactly.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 14, 2019, 07:31:36 PM
*Eating strawberries* A few more minutes, kids, then we'll start on our next subject.
*raises hand* What's our next subject, Miss Russa?
*Yells out from somewhere deep in the forest.* Strawberries!
*whispers from wherever she is* Mangoes!
Guns.
What about flamingoes, Miss Russa?
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 17, 2019, 02:52:26 AM
Guns.
If only that were a subject....
Judging by the results of the poll, I'd have to imagine we're going to learn about Miss Teacher Russa.
Why am I the only one that voted for 13th century footwear? Y'all don't know how to have a good time.
Why do none of you appreciate history?
We are all agreed that none of us like biology. Hah.
I love history! It's so interesting, you get to learn about how the Incas sacrificed thousands of people a year and how the sign that meant they were supposed to stop searching for a place to live and just settle down was an eagle sitting on cactus eating a snake. And how that symbol is now on the Mexican flag.
Why doesn't anybody want to learn about dung beetles?
Well, the poll results are rather unexpected. I guess our next subject will be...me. D:
I was torn between voting for you, dung beetles, or the footwear thing. But I chose you.
*raises hand* Do you like cabbage, Miss Russa?
How about teaching?
Do you like 13th century footwear?
What happened when the Pilgrims landed on the Rock of Gibraltar?
*dramatic voice* They all DIED!
You aren't wrong.
I know. ;D
What's this about the common cold? *sneezes* Achoo!
Miss Russa, how many times have you had a cold?
Can u get a cold from being cold?
The cold makes you more susceptible to it.
Ah..
Quote from: Booklover on December 19, 2019, 07:45:42 PM
The cold makes you more susceptible to it.
Wait, colds makes you more susceptible to the cold, or the cold makes you more susceptible to colds?
Both.
Cold (temperature) makes you more susceptible to colds (illness).
Quote from: The Skarzs on December 19, 2019, 08:33:50 PM
Both.
Quote from: Booklover on December 19, 2019, 08:35:11 PM
Cold (temperature) makes you more susceptible to colds (illness).
The correct answer was "Yes", I do believe.
I'm bored. Hey, Kade! You wanna take a peak at my stink bug collection?
*Since we are at school, I can do this.*
*Puts on corrective lenses.*
Sheev, you should have said 'peek.'
As in contact lenses?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on December 19, 2019, 11:45:28 PM
I'm bored. Hey, Kade! You wanna take a peak at my stink bug collection?
Quote from: Verdauga on December 19, 2019, 11:56:04 PM
Sheev, you should have said 'peek.'
Oh... *Tries to hide the top of the peak of Mt. Cook he had in paw.* Uh, yeah. What he said.
And how, may I ask, did you get hold of Mt Cook's peak? I demand a full explanation!
*Runs away.*
Quote from: Verdauga on December 19, 2019, 11:56:04 PM
Sheev, you should have said 'peek.'
Apologies. Staying at this brain dead school just isn't good for me. *Sheev shows Kade his stink bug factory*
*is reading a book about Incas and how they sacrificed people* Oooo! Kade, come and listen to this! One time they sacrificed several thousand people in one go! That's pretty impressive.
What's the book called?
Um...Incans, Aztecs and Mayans, I believe.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 20, 2019, 05:54:01 PM
*is reading a book about Incas and how they sacrificed people* Oooo! Kade, come and listen to this! One time they sacrificed several thousand people in one go! That's pretty impressive.
*Runs back* That
is pretty impressive, though I don't think sacrificing people like that is very nice.
Neither do I, but it's still impressive. Imagine the clean up afterwards. *shudders*
Didn't they cut out peoples hearts? Like... what did they do with them all?
Fed them to their 'gods', probably.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 20, 2019, 06:29:11 PM
Didn't they cut out peoples hearts? Like... what did they do with them all?
It's amazing how savage people can be...
Yeah, though I'd describe it as less amazing and more interesting.
Of course you would think that, you're masochistic.
Sadistic is probably a better word for it.
Mmm...possibly. But she's definitely masochistic as well.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 18, 2019, 09:02:34 AM
*raises hand* Do you like cabbage, Miss Russa?
Yes, I do. It's not my absolute favorite vegetable, but I find it to be enjoyable on occasion.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on December 18, 2019, 03:33:57 PM
How about teaching?
Absolutely! Teaching the youth is very rewarding.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 18, 2019, 08:01:50 PM
Do you like 13th century footwear?
Not in general, but some don't look too bad.
13th century footwear
(http://www.medievaldesign.com/restricted/immagini/1grande_89.jpg)
Quote from: Booklover on December 18, 2019, 08:34:22 PM
What happened when the Pilgrims landed on the Rock of Gibraltar?
Well...I'm not sure what to say. That didn't actually happen.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on December 19, 2019, 02:09:03 AM
What's this about the common cold? *sneezes* Achoo!
Yes, it's very common. *Hands Keva a tissue*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 19, 2019, 05:37:10 AM
Miss Russa, how many times have you had a cold?
Many, many, many times. O.O
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 20, 2019, 05:54:01 PM
*is reading a book about Incas and how they sacrificed people* Oooo! Kade, come and listen to this! One time they sacrificed several thousand people in one go! That's pretty impressive.
D:
This is becoming another 'Ask Russa' topic. :laugh:
Does anybody play chess?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 22, 2019, 08:51:51 PM
Mmm...possibly. But she's definitely masochistic as well.
Um... huh.
ANYWHO
Quote from: Verdauga on December 23, 2019, 02:11:52 PM
This is becoming another 'Ask Russa' topic. :laugh:
Well, you people are the ones that chose the topic ;D
No, Ebby, Teer, Kreg and Rosie did.
Yeah. So there, Kade!
Quote from: Verdauga on December 23, 2019, 02:11:52 PM
This is becoming another 'Ask Russa' topic. :laugh:
No, because this is asking
Miss Russa (otherwise known as the best teacher in the world) questions.
Miss Russa, what is your favourite song?
need help? Ask the teacher.
Miss Russa? What did Eban mean when she said that?
I'm pretty sure it was me who said Miss Russa.
If you click the 'quote from' bit, it transports you to where the quote was originally said. Then, in this case, you have to go to the bottom of the previous page.
.....Why is this necessary to the conversation?
Because people might understand what Ebby meant if they looked at the posts before it.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on December 25, 2019, 10:56:25 AM
Miss Russa, what is your favourite song?
Have you ever heard that German song about trees?
Nein! I don't think so
Quote from: Verdauga on December 26, 2019, 01:08:55 AM
need help? Ask the teacher.
Miss Russa? What did Ebantu mean when she said that?
Fixed.
*Raises paw* Miss Russa, what emotion do you experience the most? What quirks do you have? Are you usually early or late? What's your favorite drink? What do you hope never changes?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 01, 2020, 04:09:49 AM
*Raises paw* Are you usually early or late?
Wizards are never late, nor are they early. They always arrive precisely when they mean to!
It cannot be confirmed that Russa is a wizard. Or a witch for that matter.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on December 31, 2019, 03:11:40 AM
Nein! I don't think so
I'm trying to decide if I should post it or not. It's slightly traumatizing.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on January 01, 2020, 04:09:49 AM
*Raises paw* Miss Russa, what emotion do you experience the most? What quirks do you have? Are you usually early or late? What's your favorite drink? What do you hope never changes?
My most common emotion is calmness with a little sprinkle of confusion.
I like it when the tv volume is an even number and I quite enjoy stepping on crunchy leaves. I think those are pretty common, but I can't think of any others right now.
Somehow on time.
Water...or gravy.
Barbara Manatee.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 01, 2020, 03:05:50 PM
It cannot be confirmed that Russa is a wizard. Or a witch for that matter.
No, but I do have a
magical personality. *Trips over a spoon and falls out an open window*
*Raises hand* Miss Russa, I believe there is a truck approaching the school building (at top speeds of 94 mph).
May we run?
No, you may not run. I'll take care of it. *Goes outside* *Throws a brick at the truck driver* *Truck crashes safely into a hedge* ^-^
*Administers medical aid to the bus driver.*
*helps Verdauga and has kawakawa ointment and fresh leaves (the ones with caterpillar holes are best) ready*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 08, 2020, 11:24:07 PM
*Truck crashes safely into a hedge* ^-^
That's an oxymoron.
*Calls from the bustruck.*
It depends on who is safe.
Then it's ambiguous.
*applies kawakawa ointment to the driver and sends Whatitiri for more fresh leaves (with caterpillar holes in)*
*Finishes treating the various wounds on the truck driver and carefully extricates him from the wreckage, barely moving his spine.*
I, uh, I think the spine is supposed to go with him. Don't leave it behind in the wreckage please.
No, see, I barely moved it. He still has it, but it has not been shifted.
I took out the drivers' seat. With him in it.
But, but, if you didn't hardly move it, and you've cleared him from the wreckage, that means the spine is still back in the wreckage, doesn't it?
...........What? Get back to school. Let the adults handle this. :D
Mmmmmmmmmeh
*is actually laughing in real life*
*Coughs*
*Watches everyone help the truck driver* I'm so proud of you all! It's so nice of you all to help that guy I injured!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 12, 2020, 12:41:03 AM
*Coughs*
*Hands Keva a cough drop*
Oh no, Keva is dying!
Oh no! What shall we do?!
I'm done with you, miss Russa. *Thrusts lightsaber in the teacher's tum*
*Pushes Russa out of the way.*
Young man, it is up to yhe school board whether or not Russa is to be removed from her duties. Restrain yourself.
*Slashes Verdauga's arm off*
Sheev, go to the principal at once!
*Chokes miss Russa* *Jumbo swats her* *Sends Force lightning into her bod*
*lets out a piercing whistle and dives to one side as Whatitiri hurtles through a window, snatches Sheev up in his talons and flies out the other window, depositing the rebel student in a muddy ditch*
I like how at some point we just kinda teleported back to the school building.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 13, 2020, 08:49:22 PM
*lets out a piercing whistle and dives to one side as Whatitiri hurtles through a window, snatches Sheev up in his talons and flies out the other window, depositing the rebel student in a muddy ditch*
*Dodges* 8D
Hey! That's Kade's thing! (also, stop bullying the teacher. I kill hate bullies)
*Electrifies Eb's tum with a swift stroke of Force lightning*
*watches from another location as Sheev tries to kill my hologram (I'm like Loki >:D)*
*Turns to look at the mischievous adversary* *Slashes Eb's back and index finger*
I am still somewhere else. *hologram vanishes* Bye! *leaves*
Now, now kids! Do you want Russa to hand out punishments?
(I'm not here.)
*Branches of lightning are poured into Verdauga's body-cast*
He is immune to electricity, remember? No violence in school. Bad boy!
*That was the distraction* *Sheev stabs his wondrous lightsaber through the tum of his rival* :)
*Sigh.*
I didn't want to do this....
*Teleports Sheev's lightsaber into my hand.*
*Dashes* *Grabs the weapon out of the grubby hand of Verdauga and slashes into his spine*
I give up. Boy will be boys, and no one will every be able to make them see sense.
Indeed, which is why they shouldn't see at all. *burns Sheev's eyes to ashes and turns to Verdauga* Do you want the same treatment or can you behave?
Don't you dare, Teer.
If he doesn't behave himself, he doesn't deserve to be able to see anything!
*Rises to full height (I.E. an inch or so taller than Teer.)*
Madam, I administered first aid to the truck driver upon his accident, protected the teacher from Sheev's attack, and protected Ebantu from him. All without laying a blow upon Sheev, whilst he attacked me multiple times. If I am not behaving, what else can I do?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 12:30:26 AM
I give up. Boy will be boys, and no one will every be able to make them see sense.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 02:31:04 AM
Indeed, which is why they shouldn't see at all. *burns Sheev's eyes to ashes and turns to Verdauga* Do you want the same treatment or can you behave?
Well that escalated. And I'm not sure if I should take offence or not.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 12:30:26 AM
I give up. Boys will be boys, and no one will ever be able to make them see sense.
There's a great quote in one of the Brotherband books (the second one?). I can't remember the exact wording, though. Said or thought by Thorn, I believe.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 03:59:47 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 12:30:26 AM
I give up. Boy will be boys, and no one will every be able to make them see sense.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 02:31:04 AM
Indeed, which is why they shouldn't see at all. *burns Sheev's eyes to ashes and turns to Verdauga* Do you want the same treatment or can you behave?
Well that escalated. And I'm not sure if I should take offence or not.
You shouldn't take offence. She did nothing to you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 17, 2020, 01:47:58 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2020, 03:59:47 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 14, 2020, 12:30:26 AM
I give up. Boy will be boys, and no one will every be able to make them see sense.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 14, 2020, 02:31:04 AM
Indeed, which is why they shouldn't see at all. *burns Sheev's eyes to ashes and turns to Verdauga* Do you want the same treatment or can you behave?
Well that escalated. And I'm not sure if I should take offence or not.
You shouldn't take offence. She did nothing to you.
Yeah, but she said "they shouldn't see at all" which means that she may be implying that, some time in the future, she'll try and do the same to me.
Also, I think I'm very sensible, thank you very much.
*Cough, cough* Lunchtime! I hope you all brought a healthy meal 'cause the cafeteria is being renovated and won't be open for several more days. :D
*Downs a Soylent.*
*Eats some pizza, snickering at Kade.*
*Downs some Soylent Green, staring directly at Verdauga.*
*Chews on a pizza crust, watching Kade and honing Thomasbane.*
*Eats some of Verdauga's pizza, still staring at him intently.*
*Eats a very large burrito while staring at a nearby pigeon*
*eats sushi using chopsticks, watching Verdauga's knife and Kade*
*Notices Eb watching and holds out a slice of pizza.* Want some?
*regards both pizza and pizza holder suspiciously* What type of pizza is it?
Uh... *Looks back at Verdauga's post, then back to Eb. A bead of nervous sweat begins to form on his brow.* Your, uh... your favorite?
(you spelled favourite wrong) And which kind is my favourite, hmm?
(Nuh uh)
Um, um... meatlovers? With, uh, with lots of ham?
Good. You should know these things. *takes pizza and eats it slowly, using chopsticks* Thanks.
Yes m'am.... *He says, watching somewhat confusedly at Eb's manner of pizza eating.*
Did you expect me to eat it with a knife and fork?
No, not... not really.
Good. That would be really weird.
I've seen people do that though -_-
*eats a Hawaiian pizza*
*Finishes eating pizza, and puts up the remains of the lunch.*
Miss Russa? What are we going to learn of next, again?
We should learn about edible weeds.
What a good idea. Everyone, follow me outside to the small patch of woods by the school. *Puts a mosquito net over my head and marches outside*
*follows miss Russa*
*Finishes a slice of meat lover's pizza and follows russa*
miss Russa, there is a merderer over there! (o)(o)
-
*Pats Lass's head* It's just your imagination. :D
*looks up adoringly at miss Russa's pritty face*
*hasn't quite finished eating sushi*
*Attempts to procure some of Eb's sushi.*
*bites Kade's paw* If you want some, ask.
*wachis in horer as eb bites kade, blod skwerting everywere*m-m-Miss Russa!
I didn't bite him that hard! It was more of a nip!
a "nip" on his vane!
Nope. You obviously weren't watching very closely.
@Kade Rivok
*Has passed out from all the blood.*
*Sighs and bandages Kade's paw after cleaning it.*
Miss Russa? May I be excused? I have to refill my first aid kit.
*looks up adoringly at Miss Russa*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:59:02 PM
*Sighs and bandages Kade's paw after cleaning it.*
Miss Russa? May I be excused? I have to refill my first aid kit.
I DID NOT BITE HIM THAT HARD. THERE IS NO BLOOD. *stuffs remaining sushi into Kade's mouth*
*Awakes to the yummy taste of sushi being fed to him by his dearest fiancée.* Aww, thanks Eb.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:41:22 AM
*Awakes to the yummy taste of sushi being fed to him by his dearest fiancée.* Aww, thanks Eb.
......
Quote from: lass of something much on January 19, 2020, 06:40:29 PM
*looks up adoringly at miss Russa's pritty face*
*Pulls out a mirror and looks at my pretty face too* When did that happen?!
Quote from: lass of something much on January 20, 2020, 06:26:29 AM
*wachis in horer as eb bites kade, blod skwerting everywere*m-m-Miss Russa!
*Covers Lass's eyes*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:59:02 PM
*Sighs and bandages Kade's paw after cleaning it.*
Miss Russa? May I be excused? I have to refill my first aid kit.
Go right ahead.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 21, 2020, 12:17:47 AM
*looks up adoringly at Miss Russa*
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Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 03:42:18 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 03:41:22 AM
*Awakes to the yummy taste of sushi being fed to him by his dearest fiancée.* Aww, thanks Eb.
......
*Passes out*
*dumps a bucket of cold water on Miss Russa's head* You are welcome.
MISS RUSSA!*starts trying to awaken miss Russa in a nicer way then dumping cold water on her*
EBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes?
*starts to cry*
*comforts Lass* It's alright, she's not dead. See, she's coughing and spluttering. Definitely not dead.
*shapeshifts Ebby in to a cow*
Heh
Excuse me, Miss Russa, what are we learning about next?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:45:41 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:59:02 PM
*Sighs and bandages Kade's paw after cleaning it.*
Miss Russa? May I be excused? I have to refill my first aid kit.
I DID NOT BITE HIM THAT HARD. THERE IS NO BLOOD. *stuffs remaining sushi into Kade's mouth*
*Had never said there was blood.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 21, 2020, 04:48:31 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 02:45:41 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 20, 2020, 02:59:02 PM
*Sighs and bandages Kade's paw after cleaning it.*
Miss Russa? May I be excused? I have to refill my first aid kit.
I DID NOT BITE HIM THAT HARD. THERE IS NO BLOOD. *stuffs remaining sushi into Kade's mouth*
*Had never said there was blood.*
Indeed, he could have just been cleaning all the slobber off.
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
You might have killed Kade in a way that doesn't spill blood.
But I didn't, and now it's too late.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:34:51 PM
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
*Dodges.*
No one said you used your tongue, though it would have been funny if you'd tried biting with your tongue.. If you bite someone, more than likely some slobber will get on them as well. Also, how dare you.
To think, this is what I used to be like...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:34:51 PM
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
*Dodges.*
No one said you used your tongue, though it would have been funny if you'd tried biting with your tongue.. If you bite someone, more than likely some slobber will get on them as well. Also, how dare you.
Very easily.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 21, 2020, 08:08:03 PM
To think, this is what I used to be like...
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Although if my theory is correct and you're Halt (I don't mean the person named Halt the Ranger on the RA forum, that's slightly different), then you're not an apprentice, and you'd be more likely to say it to us. Thinking is a dangerous pastime.
Aren't you still?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 08:08:30 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 21, 2020, 08:06:44 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:34:51 PM
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
*Dodges.*
No one said you used your tongue, though it would have been funny if you'd tried biting with your tongue.. If you bite someone, more than likely some slobber will get on them as well. Also, how dare you.
Very easily.
Ah, this reminds me of when you first joined. When the first murmurs of our shipping caught your ear, you went about cursing my very existence. Good times, good times.
*is not amused*
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 08:10:27 PM
You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think.
Although if my theory is correct and you're Halt (I don't mean the person named Halt the Ranger on the RA forum, that's slightly different), then you're not an apprentice, and you'd be more likely to say it to us. Thinking is a dangerous pastime.
Aren't you still?
1. I'm an infirmary aide.
2. Mostly. I move around a little though.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 07:34:51 PM
*watches in amusement as Lass tries to shape-shift a hologram* *kills Kade* Now there's blood. *calmly washes paws and brushes teeth* Besides, I used my teeth to bite you, not my tongue.
you do know that it is in my mind, so when I cry or faint my powers go haywier, and if I think of shapeshifting someone even if I can't see them, they still are shapeshifted.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 21, 2020, 03:46:10 AM
*dumps a bucket of cold water on Miss Russa's head* You are welcome.
*Wakes up* Aaaaah!!! Oh. Thanks.
Quote from: Booklover on January 21, 2020, 04:31:07 PM
Excuse me, Miss Russa, what are we learning about next?
I'm glad you asked. We're going to head outside and learn about edible plants and such. Let's go! *Marches outside*
*Also marches out, but in a much more exaggerated manner.*
*follows Miss Russa adoringly, ready to listen to her every word*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 21, 2020, 08:08:03 PM
To think, this is what I used to be like...
Before you became a married man and learnt the ways of responsibility. I'm so proud of you, darling. *beams at Verdauga* Oh, by the way, I brought you some salad. It's very important to eat vegetables, you know. *passes Verdauga bowl of salad and spoon* Eat up!
*turns adoring gaze back to Miss Russa and holds up a dandelion* Miss Russa, dandelions are edible, see: *eats dandelion* They taste really good.
*also follows miss russa adoringly, and hands her a towl*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2020, 10:44:38 AM
*turns adoring gaze back to Miss Russa and holds up a dandelion* Miss Russa, dandelions are edible, see: *eats dandelion* They taste really good.
Yup. *Grabs a handful of dandelions and shoves them into my mouth*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 22, 2020, 10:49:19 AM
*also follows miss russa adoringly, and hands her a towl*
For me? Thank you! *Holds towel* ...What do I do with it?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 22, 2020, 10:44:38 AM
*follows Miss Russa adoringly, ready to listen to her every word*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 21, 2020, 08:08:03 PM
To think, this is what I used to be like...
Before you became a married man and learnt the ways of responsibility. I'm so proud of you, darling. *beams at Verdauga* Oh, by the way, I brought you some salad. It's very important to eat vegetables, you know. *passes Verdauga bowl of salad and spoon* Eat up!
This is becoming amusing.
I'd ask her to make me a sandwich, but I'm in the mood for salad right now.
Also, asking women to make you a sandwich isn't really in vogue nowadays.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 22, 2020, 02:25:47 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 22, 2020, 10:49:19 AM
*also follows miss russa adoringly, and hands her a towl*
For me? Thank you! *Holds towel* ...What do I do with it?
to dry your self...(thanks to Eb domping water on your head)
Fine. *shape shifts back into a wildcat*
Not sure what prompted that reaction (I'm also unsure what you were shape shifted as before) but wildcat you fits best.
If you must know, she turned me into a cow. (instantly regrets speaking)
Ah, I see. I thought you had dodged that, but now your above statement makes sense. All is understood.
Not sure why you'd regret saying that, though. I'm sure you were a very... nice... cow.
*gives Kade a withering glance*
Ah....young love.
*Waits to be attacked by Teer for saying that.*
sorry, verdie.
Why on earth would I attack you, darling? You're my true love. I'd never attack you. (unless you did something really annoying)
*Preempts Teer and attacks Verdauga*
You're right, dearest. However, you did oppose Ebantu's 'shipping.
Very heavily, now that I recall.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:12:53 PM
*gives Kade a withering glance*
*Smiles back winningly.*
*Is attacked.*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 10:18:20 PM
You're right, dearest. However, you did oppose Ebantu's 'shipping.
Only because she values her life.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 22, 2020, 10:24:42 PM
Very heavily, now that I recall.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:12:53 PM
*gives Kade a withering glance*
*Smiles back winningly.*
*is not won over*
*Winning smile intensifies.*
*looks away*
*Steps wherever Eb looks, winning smile intensifying even more.*
Are-are-are you blushing, Eb?
I'm a wildcat. Even if I was, you wouldn't be able to see it.
hay ebby look over here I have juicies!
Good for you.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:35:53 PM
I'm a wildcat. Even if I was, you wouldn't be able to see it.
Awwww!
I never said I was.
That's ok, you don't have to.
I really feel like killing you right now.
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 10:18:20 PM
You're right, dearest. However, you did oppose Ebantu's 'shipping.
That was before I saw the love that they had for each other, and the benefits marriage can have on one's happiness. I now wish for my friend to feel the same joy and love that I have gained.
bllaaaaaaaaaaa
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 23, 2020, 09:56:48 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 22, 2020, 10:18:20 PM
You're right, dearest. However, you did oppose Ebantu's 'shipping.
That was before I saw the love that they had for each other, and the benefits marriage can have on one's happiness. I now wish for my friend to feel the same joy and love that I have gained.
If I don't die before then. I seem pretty good at digging my own grave.
We'll keep you alive long enough to see you suffer begin to enjoy the situation.
Wonderful.
It is. Very.
Extremely.
*looks up at Miss Russa* help
Heh... heheheh....
*sits down*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 10:26:33 PM
*looks up at Miss Russa* help
*Dries off with the towel* What is it that thou needeth, my child?
*Pulls a bunch of crab apples off a tree* Okay, kids, these weird, tiny apple thingies are crab apples. *Passes them around* They're totally safe to eat. *Takes a bite* However, you may notice that they are not very enjoyable at all. In fact, one might reasonably call them disgusting. That is because they are. But they're edible so...yeah. *Eats another*
*Starts making crab applesauce.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 10:26:33 PM
*looks up at Miss Russa* help
*Dries off with the towel* What is it that thou needeth, my child?
the other small childeren are doing things like this!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:43:55 PM
I really feel like killing you right now.
Yeaaaaah, I may have upset her -_-
Quote from: Verdauga on January 23, 2020, 03:00:56 PM
We'll keep you alive long enough to see you suffer begin to enjoy the situation.
and this?
That's just Verdauga trying to get revenge.
my point exsactly.
*takes crabapple with an adoring glance at Miss Russa*
They are a little bit sour but they can actually taste really good. *eats crabapple* Yum. Can I please have another one, Miss Russa?
*disappeared while no one was watching and is currently observing the school from an unknown position*
bye bye Ebby, don't come back! ;D
Don't worry, I won't.
good oh thats a shame...
Mmm hmm.
*gins*
*continues staring it Miss Russa, the adoration showing clearly*
anyway*writes down notes*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 07:57:43 AM
*disappeared while no one was watching and is currently observing the school from an unknown position*
*disappeared while no one was watching and is currently observing Eb from an unknown position.*
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 02:32:32 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 10:26:33 PM
*looks up at Miss Russa* help
*Dries off with the towel* What is it that thou needeth, my child?
the other small childeren are doing things like this!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:43:55 PM
I really feel like killing you right now.
That isn't very nice. *Gives Ebantu a Cookie of Shame*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 24, 2020, 06:24:31 AM
*takes crabapple with an adoring glance at Miss Russa*
They are a little bit sour but they can actually taste really good. *eats crabapple* Yum. Can I please have another one, Miss Russa?
Sure. *Chops a branch off of the crab apple tree and hands it to Teer*
May we study aquatic design?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 04:41:22 PM
That isn't very nice. *Gives Ebantu a Cookie of Shame*
:laugh:
*Is torn between not wanting it since he doesn't want to dishonor his family, and wanting it because it's a cookie.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 04:41:22 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 24, 2020, 02:32:32 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 24, 2020, 12:29:54 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 23, 2020, 10:26:33 PM
*looks up at Miss Russa* help
*Dries off with the towel* What is it that thou needeth, my child?
the other small childeren are doing things like this!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 22, 2020, 10:43:55 PM
I really feel like killing you right now.
That isn't very nice. *Gives Ebantu a Cookie of Shame*
I was meaning Kade
I didn't say that though?
but you are the one who was tea-sing her *looks up at Miss Russa adoringly*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 05:27:53 PM
*Is torn between not wanting it since he doesn't want to dishonor his family, and wanting it because it's a cookie.*
"Dishonor on u, dishoner on your cow!"
~Mushu
hhhaaaa :o, keva! how could to!, not his cow!!
Haha! ;D Drastic times call for drastic measures;)
I think you went to far this time
Only dishonor if I take the cookie! I haven't taken one yet!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 02:42:53 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on January 24, 2020, 07:57:43 AM
*disappeared while no one was watching and is currently observing the school from an unknown position*
*disappeared while no one was watching and is currently observing Eb from an unknown position.*
I am slightly freaked out.
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on January 25, 2020, 01:18:45 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 24, 2020, 05:27:53 PM
*Is torn between not wanting it since he doesn't want to dishonor his family, and wanting it because it's a cookie.*
"Dishonor on u, dishoner on your cow!"
~Mushu
I
love that movie! Mushu is the best.
me to ^-^
What comes next in this sequence? (Clue: it probably isn't the obvious answer)
1
11
21
41.
+1
14
Incorrect.
And how, pray tell, is mine incorrect?
*grins*
Quote from: Verdauga on January 25, 2020, 09:22:17 PM
And how, pray tell, is mine incorrect?
Because it is not the next number in the sequence.
*Writes this down.*
For once BL is not making a Hitchhiker's reference.
I hoped you wouldn't have quill or parchment to note down this momentous occasion.
hmm, veary intresting *looks up at Miss Russa*I think they are trying to stell your job
^I don't think they'll be successful.
Okay, kids, these are wild blackberries. You can tell because they look exactly like normal blackberries except they're wild. *Hands out the blackberries*
*takes the berry as if it was a silmaril in its self* Woooow *takes notes and draws a picter of it*
*eats the blackberry*
*looks over at Ebby in horrer as if she had eaten a silmaril*
I ate my blackberry, not yours!
*is sill stareing at Ebby*. . .
*stares back*
*is sill stareing at Ebby*
*is still staring back*
*is sill stareing at Ebby*
*Is also staring at Eb, but from an unknown position.*
Kade, you breath so loud I could shoot you in the dark.
hellder quote!
Haldir, but yes, it is.
Eerm, yes I ment that....
@Russa Nodrey, what are we learning about next?
I want to learn about the common cold! *Sneezes*
I want to learn about how peninsulas are formed!
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 05:27:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 07:53:38 AM
I want to learn about the common cold! *Sneezes*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 05:46:04 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 03:53:38 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 06, 2020, 02:28:18 PM
I want to learn about how peninsulas are formed!
It's starting to look like I just won a game of solitaire.
I prefer other card games. Such as President (the proper version), Canasta, Knockout Whist, Hearts, Go Fish, Golf Plus, Mao, and a few others.
Poll results
I want to hear more about Little Dave's adventures! They're so interesting and informative! 1 (9.1%)
I want to learn about major historical events...like when The Pilgrims landed on the Rock of Gibraltar!
1 (9.1%)
I want to learn all about dung beetles and their ways! 0 (0%)
I want to learn more about you, Russa. What are your dreams and aspirations? Do you like teaching? Do you like cabbage?! 5 (45.5%)
I want to learn about the common cold! *Sneezes* 3 (27.3%)
I want to amaze my friends and family with my vast knowledge of the origins of 13th century footwear! 1 (9.1%)
Total Members Voted: 11
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 06, 2020, 07:09:38 AM
@Russa Nodrey, what are we learning about next?
Good question. *Thinks* We are going to bake some cakes. *Starts pulling ingredients out of a cupboard*
Does anyone have any allergies I should be aware of?
*Raises hand* I'm allergic to bleeding!
Okay...I'll make a mental note.
I am allergic to led, paint-fumes, turpentine, and rabbit hair.
...I'll add those to the list.
We won't see any rabbits, will we?
I'm allergic to work, so.
Teacher, how old are you?
*Hopes that work won't be needed to bake whatever it is that we're baking*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 07, 2020, 03:35:24 AM
Teacher, how old are you?
Uh...that's classified.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 07, 2020, 03:35:42 AM
*Hopes that work won't be needed to bake whatever it is that we're baking*
You can provide moral support.
Hmm... Sounds good! *Begins giving moral support* I'm sure you guys will do great! In fact, I bet the stove won;t explode or anything like that. And I'm sure that nothing will be burnt too badly. ;D
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 05:27:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:29:52 PM
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Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 02:29:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on February 06, 2020, 07:53:38 AM
I want to learn about the common cold! *Sneezes*
I'm allergic to death!
Quote from: Kreg on February 07, 2020, 05:57:39 PM
I'm allergic to death!
Nice, Kreg! Me too, now that I think about it...
What are the side-effects?
Anaphylactic shock. and death
Help.
I'm intolerant of gluten (specifically wheat) and dairy. I'm also mildly allergic to mushrooms (YES!).
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on February 07, 2020, 04:38:36 AM
Hmm... Sounds good! *Begins giving moral support* I'm sure you guys will do great! In fact, I bet the stove won;t explode or anything like that. And I'm sure that nothing will be burnt too badly. ;D
*Glances nervously at the stove* Heheh...
Quote from: Kreg on February 07, 2020, 05:57:39 PM
I'm allergic to death!
*Adds it to the list* That sounds rather serious.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 08, 2020, 02:56:33 AM
Help.
I'm intolerant of gluten (specifically wheat) and dairy. I'm also mildly allergic to mushrooms (YES!).
*Adds it to the list* Finally, some normal allergies. ^-^
Teacher, you smell awful. Should you take a shower?
(0)____(0)
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 08, 2020, 03:31:07 AM
Teacher, you smell awful. Should you take a shower?
Sheev, you have five seconds before I begin killing you. Run.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 08, 2020, 03:31:07 AM
Teacher, you smell awful. Should you take a shower?
That's not me, it's the Dumpster Juice in your locker.
HAH.
Nice, Russa.
HE'S BEEN TURNED BY THE MODS
...wait, Russa invented the dumpster juice....
I'm scare.
Yeah, you are a scare.
scared?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 08, 2020, 03:54:20 AM
HE'S BEEN TURNED BY THE MODS
...wait, Russa invented the dumpster juice....
I'm scare.
Hi Scare. Nice to meet you, I'm nervous.
and I'm *grins*
Good to meet you, *grins*.
do I know you?
I'm Nervous, does that ring a bell?
Mmm, I don't think so....
*is reading The Two Towers* *gasps*
Miss Russa, can please read us a story?
Sure, right after our blood-free, lead-free, paint fume-free, turpentine-free, rabbit hair-free, work-free, death-free, gluten-free, dairy-free, mushroom-free, cake finishes baking. Just five more minutes.
dose it have pug or dust in it?
I'm very scare.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 10, 2020, 03:04:39 AM
*is reading The Two Towers* *gasps*
What happened?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 10, 2020, 04:36:40 AM
Sure, right after our blood-free, lead-free, paint fume-free, turpentine-free, rabbit hair-free, work-free, death-free, gluten-free, dairy-free, mushroom-free, cake finishes baking. Just five more minutes.
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:11:53 PM
Is it gluten free? Vegan? Celery free? Poison free? Strawberry free? Drug free? Potato free? Duck free? Houmous free? Steak and cheese pie free? Dumpster/skiff juice free? Pie floater free? Dibbler (or similar) food free? Chocolate free? Cheese free? Water free? Free? Egg free? Member free? Dirt free? Coffee free? Artificial colourings and flavourings free? Vegan free? Potato peel free?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN1sA3Fpqg&list=PLlbw4GbOw5Dvl80kbezabcEZ98_JVVtWO&index=7
^The video isn't working.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 04:44:25 AM
dose it have pug or dust in it?
Nope, it's pug-free and dust-free.
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:11:53 PM
Is it gluten free? Vegan? Celery free? Poison free? Strawberry free? Drug free? Potato free? Duck free? Houmous free? Steak and cheese pie free? Dumpster/skiff juice free? Pie floater free? Dibbler (or similar) food free? Chocolate free? Cheese free? Water free? Free? Egg free? Member free? Dirt free? Coffee free? Artificial colourings and flavourings free?
Yes, it is free of all of those things. In fact, it's just a small pile of sugar. -_-
(O)w(O)
Quote from: Booklover on February 10, 2020, 08:43:45 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 10, 2020, 03:04:39 AM
*is reading The Two Towers* *gasps*
What happened?
They all died...
Joking. Somebody returned. Can't say who, 'cause of spoilers.
Yeah. I wonder who.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 10, 2020, 09:56:35 PM
^The video isn't working.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 10, 2020, 04:44:25 AM
dose it have pug or dust in it?
Nope, it's pug-free and dust-free.
Quote from: Booklover on January 29, 2020, 04:11:53 PM
Is it gluten free? Vegan? Celery free? Poison free? Strawberry free? Drug free? Potato free? Duck free? Houmous free? Steak and cheese pie free? Dumpster/skiff juice free? Pie floater free? Dibbler (or similar) food free? Chocolate free? Cheese free? Water free? Free? Egg free? Member free? Dirt free? Coffee free? Artificial colourings and flavourings free?
Yes, it is free of all of those things. In fact, it's just a small pile of sugar. -_-
But... I also asked if it was vegan free and potato peel free. But you haven't said it is. So it contains a vegan (who isn't a member, and also somehow has had all the water taken out of their body), and potato peel.
Well, if it's vegan, then that would mean it's also vegan free.
Don't know 'bout the potato peels though.
-_-
*is still reading The Two Towers*
nope.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 12, 2020, 04:38:09 AM
*is still reading The Two Towers*
*Is reading The Two Towers over Eb's shoulder.*
*flicks Kade's nose without looking up*
*Grins and continues.*
Kade, you're ruining the atmosphere of tension Tolkien is trying to create. *pulls another copy of The Two Towers out of desk* Here. Help yourself.
Miss
@Russa Nodrey, can you please read us a story? *looks up adoringly at miss Russa*
Lass, are you trying to spook our teacher? *Raises hand* Miss Russa, do you agree with Joseph Stalin's view on human rights?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 14, 2020, 05:02:00 AM
Kade, you're ruining the atmosphere of tension Tolkien is trying to create. *pulls another copy of The Two Towers out of desk* Here. Help yourself.
Okaaaaaaaay! *Sits back to back with Eb, reading TTT.*
No need to overreact, just be quiet and read. *tries to continue reading, but feels bad for making Kade sad* Sorry for snapping at you.
*Smiles to himself.* You're good, Eb.
Not really.
Hmm? Why so?
Well, no one is really good. Not fully.
Yeah, but, in that context it's not meaning such a thing. The phrase "It's ok" could be swapped out there and it would mean pretty much the same thing.
Why you gotta do this to me?
Correct.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 14, 2020, 02:48:02 PM
Lass, are you trying to spook our teacher? No? why? *Raises hand* Miss Russa, do you agree with Joseph Stalin's view on human rights?
Miss, if I am freeking you out just ask, and I will stop.
^Nah, you're good. Don't listen to young Sheevie. *Gives Lass a cookie*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 14, 2020, 02:48:02 PM
*Raises hand* Miss Russa, do you agree with Joseph Stalin's view on human rights?
No. ^-^
Quote from: Booklover on February 11, 2020, 04:23:01 PM
But... I also asked if it was vegan free and potato peel free. But you haven't said it is. So it contains a vegan (who isn't a member, and also somehow has had all the water taken out of their body), and potato peel.
But I just emptied a bag of sugar onto a plate. That was the "cake". I had no other options. O.o
Quote from: lass of something much on February 14, 2020, 10:08:24 AM
Miss @Russa Nodrey, can you please read us a story? *looks up adoringly at miss Russa*
Of course. Gather around, children. We'll start as soon as I find the right book.
thank you, Miss Russa.*gathers around*
*Is multitasking at this time*
*sits down*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 14, 2020, 07:48:28 PM
Yeah, but, in that context it's not meaning such a thing. The phrase "It's ok" could be swapped out there and it would mean pretty much the same thing.
Why you gotta do this to me?
I enjoy forcing you to explain things. >:D ^-^
*wispers to Ebby*Ebby! gather round!
Miss Russa, are you going to read The Two Towers to us? If not, do you mind if I just sit quietly here and read it?
* Sits on the floor looking up at miss Russa expectently *
*is still siting down*
* Is waiting rather impatiently. *
*Pins on substitute teacher badge and begins reading short stories aloud.*
Yay story time at last
*lisens*
*is reading The Two Towers*
:o
*doesn't notice Lass' shocked face*
It's quite rude to read at a time like this.
Mm hm...*didn't actually hear what was said*
So h-wy are you here? Will you not listen to what Miss Russa has to say?
*finally looks up* Miss Russa is not here.
*crys*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on February 16, 2020, 04:27:37 AM
It's quite rude to read at a time like this.
*makes a shushing gesture because it's even ruder to talk at a time like this*
*Makes my fingers twittle and boogy, telling Booklover to stop making strange gestures*
vat.
Don't ask.
I just did.-_-
*Begins reading Beowulf aloud.*
Ooo, are you doing it in old english?
Ancient Welsh, you Plebeian.
(Actually it's a modern translation, as my old English voice isn't worth hearing.)
*stits un moving*
Help! Lass isn't breathing! Anyone know First Aid?
*fants*
*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.* Breath, darn you, BREATH!!!!
Yes, I know the heimlich maneuver is not for this issue. That's the joke.
...
*Pushes Kade away and administers smelling salts.*
.........
*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass's neck.*
...
Well, if she wasn't dead before, that probably finished her off.
...ah...
I will be severely annoyed if you just killed my friend, Kade.
........................................um.....................................................
She lives!
...
*Enters through a window* Hello, I'm back with the book. *Holds up a thick, dusty book for all to see* Can anyone guess what this book is about?
*Raises hand.* ummmm.... is it...
The second edition Etymology of Sundry Curses of the World, or, An Atlas of Hexes?
No. ^-^
Oh.....
*Raises paw*
Ah'm zeriouzly conziderin' 'avin' a piece o' German Chocolate Cake in a tortilla zometoime zoon.
*paw is still raised*
*also raises paw although doesn't look up from The Two Towers*
Wow, are those must-be two very small towers...
(the book you nincompoop)
:o *runs away crying*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 06:34:57 AM
*also raises paw although doesn't look up from The Two Towers*
*wants to talk to Ebby about the book she's reading but doesn't what to disturb her in case that makes her angry*
*Begins reading over Eb's shoulder again.*
Quote from: Booklover on February 19, 2020, 11:46:28 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 19, 2020, 06:34:57 AM
*also raises paw although doesn't look up from The Two Towers*
*wants to talk to Ebby about the book she's reading but doesn't what to disturb her in case that makes her angry*
...good call...don't...please don't...
*Shifts gaze from Russa to Beowulf, and back again.*
?...
Quote from: Verdauga on February 19, 2020, 03:39:03 PM
*Shifts gaze from Russa to Beowulf, and back again.*
Were you ever even officially appointed as the sub?
Not appointed. Allowed.
?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 19, 2020, 03:22:09 PM
*Begins reading over Eb's shoulder again.*
I gave you your own copy a few pages ago.
Eh, this is more entertaining.
*rolls eyes and descends into muttering*
Hehehehe
It is not amusing.
That's good, I don't think Two Towers is supposed to be amusing. By the by, are you going to turn the page soon?
If you stop talking to me, I might be able to finish reading the page I'm on, Kade Rivok.
never keep a Ebby from her books! ;D
Unless it's a maths book. Then you can use it as a target or burn it or cover it in mud and I will not care.
'bby, d'd y' 'v'n r'd my p'st?
Y's ' d'd.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 22, 2020, 08:35:33 AM
Unless it's a maths book. Then you can use it as a target or burn it or cover it in mud and I will not care.
B't ' w'll.
Why are contracting every word, again?
W''r' r'm'v'ng th' v'w'ls 'nd r'pl'c'ng th'm w'th 'p'str'ph's.
Why
B'c''s' L'ss d'd 't f'rst, 'nd 'bby 'nd ' c'p''d.
*Looks at Russa.*
What are they teaching kids in school these days?
Quote from: Verdauga on February 22, 2020, 03:25:06 PM
*Looks at Russa.*
What are they teaching kids in school these days?
Do you want me to tell you exactly what we're being taught, lesson by lesson? Also, Lass and Ebby are homeschooled.
And yet, it is school.
*crys*
Quote from: Booklover on February 22, 2020, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 22, 2020, 03:25:06 PM
*Looks at Russa.*
What are they teaching kids in school these days?
Do you want me to tell you exactly what we're being taught, lesson by lesson? Also, Lass and Ebby are homeschooled.
Home
educated.
H'h'h'h'h'h'
Quote from: Verdauga on February 22, 2020, 03:25:06 PM
*Looks at Russa.*
What are they teaching kids in school these days?
I haven't the vaguest idea.
*Opens the book* Okay, here we go.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Part 1
Sally
Once upon a time, there lived a very polite and naive child named Kenneth. Kenneth had a pet beaver named Sally that he loved very much. Sally brought joy and meaning to Kenneth's otherwise sad and empty life. Every morning she would wake Kenneth up for school with a plate of pancakes clutched in her tiny beaver hands. Then she would drive him to school for a fun day of learning.
But one fateful day, Sally disappeared.
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Wow, how exciting! I can't wait to find out what happens next!
:-\ Soo, inslaving people is fine if they clap their paws?
Eh...what?
Quote from: lass of something much on February 22, 2020, 08:38:42 PM
:-\ Soo, inslaving people is fine if they clap their paws?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ also
(https://i.ibb.co/dLHKCQn/WIN-20200223-09-45-45-Pro.jpg)
Sally wasn't enslaved. She looked after Kenneth because she wanted to. She was like a mom, but a beaver.
I LOVE THAT DRAWING! AAAH!!!!
Did I laugh too much at that?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 22, 2020, 08:56:55 PM
Sally wasn't enslaved. She looked after Kenneth because she wanted to. She was like a mom, but a beaver.
I LOVE THAT DRAWING! AAAH!!!!
O.o what happend to Kenneth's real Mum?
She died.
:'( *crys*
:'(
*Hands Lass a tissue*
Ooo, thankee! ;D
I feel sad now.
Good. What a pity.
*Takes Eb's book away.*
You have five seconds to run before I murder you.
*Begins reading.* You wouldn't turn the page.
...four...three...two...one. That's it. *pushes Kade over backwards and takes book*
*Doesn't get pushed over, but let's Eb retrieve the book.*
Real thought: I want some pizza.
You did too get pushed over backwards! *gives Kade some pizza and continues reading*
Where does it hurt?
No no, that wasn't in response to you; it was just a general comment. Didn't mean for ya to take it that way.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:32:56 AM
You did too get pushed over backwards! *gives Kade some pizza and continues reading*
*Stealthy over-the-shoulder reading begins.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 22, 2020, 03:25:06 PM
What are they teaching kids in school these days?
Well, today in DT we had to write 'Design Techology is a brilliant part of the [name of school]'s curriculum'. The point was adding the capital letters (for Design, Technology, and two in the name of our school).
I have few words.
good for you.
I have many more now.
>_<
<_>
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:37:23 PM
No no, that wasn't in response to you; it was just a general comment. Didn't mean for ya to take it that way.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:32:56 AM
You did too get pushed over backwards! *gives Kade some pizza and continues reading*
*Stealthy over-the-shoulder reading begins.*
*doesn't notice because is completely absorbed in the book*
err...
What do you need?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 11:36:50 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:37:23 PM
No no, that wasn't in response to you; it was just a general comment. Didn't mean for ya to take it that way.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:32:56 AM
You did too get pushed over backwards! *gives Kade some pizza and continues reading*
*Stealthy over-the-shoulder reading begins.*
*doesn't notice because is completely absorbed in the book*
*Whispers.* Turn the page.
. . . . . . . . . . . . .Give me a moment. . .
I know that made no sents, so don't even try.
*Hands Lass a piece of paper with the word "yes" on it.*
thankee! ^-^
You're welcome. ^-^
*starts drawing*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 25, 2020, 09:15:37 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 24, 2020, 11:36:50 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2020, 02:37:23 PM
No no, that wasn't in response to you; it was just a general comment. Didn't mean for ya to take it that way.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on February 23, 2020, 07:32:56 AM
You did too get pushed over backwards! *gives Kade some pizza and continues reading*
*Stealthy over-the-shoulder reading begins.*
*doesn't notice because is completely absorbed in the book*
*Whispers.* Turn the page.
When I've finished reading this page.
*Whispers again.* You read real slow.
:laugh: yeah!
*Looks over non-functional glasses at Kade.*
No, Kade. She reads slowly.
*Launches into flying tackle at Verdauga.*
*Steps off to the side.*
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:28:57 PM
*Steps off to the side.*
*...and into the abyss.*
*Kade returns to his previous state of being.*
*looks up*
err...
*resumes Praia state*
*Comes back after exiting the unused classroom.*
That
Was odd.
What's out there? I don't think I've ever seen the rest of the school.
It's weird. Something about a fountain of darkness, I think, but it might have been fountain pens.
I think you'd find it intere-- err, imteresting.
*looks around* err...
What seems to be bothering you?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 28, 2020, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on February 28, 2020, 05:28:57 PM
*Steps off to the side.*
*...and into the abyss.*
*Kade returns to his previous state of being.*
Really? Why don't you just read your own book?
Also, I do not read slowly, I just pretend I do to annoy you. *has read four pages while Kade was busy fighting Verdauga*
*Turns the book three pages back.*
Oo, you dead now.
That is, very very dead.
Very very very dead.
Very very very very very very very very very very very very dead.
Aye, that 'e be matie
Deader than dead.
Mmm.
*Feels very not dead.*
That's because I haven't thought of a suitable method of killing you yet.
how about a good stab with my naills...
Now, now, children! Instead of plotting to kill one another, you should be studying!
*Said with a giant smile on face.*
*Turns to the next page.*
There you go! See, kids? Kade is studying!
*puts a clothes peg on Kade's ear and turns the page back*
*A lady runz intae ze clazzroom und ztartz zcreamin'*
*Pushes the lady into a previously unseen closet in the back of the schoolroom.*
Now, now, ma'am. We can't have anything distracting the students in their pursuit of knowledge!
*Faint screaming is still heard from inside the closet.*
Ach... Zhe vaz in Ze Bride O' Frankenstein tae boot.
*The screaming is cut short following a dull roar from inside the closet.*
O_O
O.O
oh Mummy
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/C87IXdLfJ44Zq/giphy.gif)
:laugh:
*Chuckles.*
All right, kids, let's get back to studying. Wouldn't want to fail the exam, would we?
*eats a pen*
Lass! Do not eat the pens! We have markers for that!
*Hands Lass a marker.
*looks up*
*swollos pen*
pen? what pen?
*Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.*
*scratches Kade* leme go!
Now, now, Kade. I appreciate your willingness to help, but I as the substitute teacher have the responsibility to deal with this.
*Boops Lass on the nose, teleporting the pen into my hand.*
Now, I must wash my hands, so I hope you all are studying like the busy little beavers you are!
*Leaves.*
*Has gotten a little carried away and continues performing the heimlich maneuver.* Live, Lass! LIVE!!!!!
*Faint whistling can be heard amongst the sound of running water outside the classroom.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:50:33 PM
*Chuckles.*
All right, kids, let's get back to studying. Wouldn't want to fail the exam, would we?
Which exam? Is it the exam where the first (and only) question is 'what is your name?' (in the Unseen University that happened once, because they thought it would be impossible for someone to get 82-88% on. However, another Discworld book describes someone as being able to get 6/10 for that question, so it may be possible to)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 03, 2020, 02:45:26 PM
*Has gotten a little carried away and continues performing the heimlich maneuver.* Live, Lass! LIVE!!!!!
*gose limp*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 06:49:47 PM
*gose limp*
*Begins crying.* She's DEEEEEAAAAAAD!!!!!
*Heimlich-ing continues.*
Noooooooooooooo!
Ave atque vale, Lass! You were a good friend and a great ally, particularly in the forum games!
*says in a crokie voice* but...I need to give the fish a water change...*faints*
Not again...
Enervate! (look, if that revives people after stunners, surely it should after them fainting, although then they could have done it on Quirrell, but it's obvious they weren't thinking logically because the Slytherin common rooms are in the dungeons)
*is still fainted*
*throws bucket of cold water over Lass*
*Comes back into the room and chuckles at the sight.*
Alrighty, kids, let's not forget that the problem was already solved. Kade, Booklover, please go back to studying for the exam, please and thankya!
*Said with a giant grin.*
*has cracked ribs*
*remains unconscious*
*Frowns at Lass.*
You poor thing! I'll get emergency services here when class finishes!
Quote from: Booklover on March 03, 2020, 04:27:12 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 02, 2020, 11:50:33 PM
*Chuckles.*
All right, kids, let's get back to studying. Wouldn't want to fail the exam, would we?
Which exam? Is it the exam where the first (and only) question is 'what is your name?' (in the Unseen University that happened once, because they thought it would be impossible for someone to get 82-88% on. However, another Discworld book describes someone as being able to get 6/10 for that question, so it may be possible to)
Why, the Literature exam, of course! What else would require studying the Lord of the Rings?
*Hands Booklover a copy of the trilogy.*
Here ya go!
*is in pain*
Thank you, but I already have one. *gets it out of my bag* Look! I mean, the cover isn't exactly accurate because it clearly states that the One Ring was plain gold, with no jewels, but it's still LotR.
I'm sorry, Booklover, but we cannot allow possible annotated versions for school use. I appreciate your enthusiasm, though!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 03, 2020, 08:17:24 PM
*is in pain*
Poor child, would you like a glass of water?
It isn't annotated! I would never, ever graffiti in a book! How dare you suggest that!
You wouldn't, I'm sure, but others may, and the rules apply to everyone! However, you may be able to use your books if I can talk teacher Russa into letting you!
*Heimlich-ing continues.* Could someone hold a book up for me so I can read it? It's kinda hard to do while I'm trying to save Lass here.
Here. *holds up the copy Verdauga kindly lent to me*
*Walks up to Kade and grabs his handspaws.*
Kade.
*Teleports him into his desk.*
Sit.DOWN.
*Said with giant grin on face.*
*vomits*
Oh dear. Well, in emergencies...
*Hands Lass a cough drop and a cup of water.*
*grons*
*remains unconscious*
She groaned! I saved her life!
No, she gronned.
Hmmm....*Dials for emergency services.*
She gronned! I saved her life!
*111
*vomits*
*dials 999, 111 and 911* Happy now?
*Several groups of burly men in suits and hazmat suits come into the room, pick up Lass, and carry her out.*
Woah, woah, woah! Kids! I already got services over here. No need to dial official emergency services now. Let's all go back to studying.
*grons*
*Studies The Lord of the Rings for a while before, before going to the closet in the back of the room and opening it. A terrifying roar begins, cut short by an ear-splitting crack. Pulls Lass, now healed, out of the closet.*
*Jumps into the closet, curious as to what's inside.*
Maybe it leads to Narnia.
O.O
*Grabs Kade midleap and places him back in his seat.*
Alright, kids! Looks like it's time for recess! Off you go now!
*Closes the closet door and locks the five locks on it, chuckling all the while.*
*Defenestrates himself at the mention of recess.*
*cluchis ribs in an attempt to stop the pain*
*passes Lass a pot of kawakawa without looking up from The Two Towers*
*tries to say something*
*As Lass (Or possibly her doppelganger) was healed, tilts head and looks in confusion.*
You okay, kid?
*Defenestrates himself back into the room.* Are we going to recess or what?
*Waves hand dismissively.*
Have fun children! I simply must take care of whatever ails this poor child.
Should I break out the ol' heimlich maneuver again? It's a life saver!
*Chuckles, smiles, and shakes head.*
No, no, that won't be necessary this time. I'm sure I can fix it. Go have fun now!
Ok! *Grabs Eb and defenestrates the two of them out of the room.*
@Teer you coming?
*follows Kade* Yay! Break time!
*Is administering second-aid on Lass.*
*wanders out of the class room*
*Looks at medical bag to get sutures, looks back to notice Lass isn't there.*
O_O
(That made me laugh irl)
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 04:16:35 PM
*follows Kade* Yay! Break time!
*Still holding Eb.* Ok, what do you want to do for recess?
Usually I just stand around and talk at break time. Perhaps something slightly more fun.
*sits down somwere and draws*
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 05:50:57 PM
Usually I just stand around and talk at break time. Perhaps something slightly more fun.
Well, we've likely got some time. Want to go visit NZ again? I didn't get to look around Hobbiton as much as I would've liked.
(when did you come to NZ?)
(Not IRL. A while back, we visited Hobbiton, NZ in this thread. Though I'd really like to visit in person as well ;D)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 05:55:24 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 05:50:57 PM
Usually I just stand around and talk at break time. Perhaps something slightly more fun.
Well, we've likely got some time. Want to go visit NZ again? I didn't get to look around Hobbiton as much as I would've liked.
Yeah, sounds cool. Anybody want to join us?
*continues drawing*
*Is packing up second-aid kit as Lass must have miraculously healed.*
*Does not hear the above conversation.*
*walks home*
*looks up from book and realises everybeast has left the classroom. Reluctantly puts bookmark in and goes out to join fellow classmates*
What's the plan? I heard you mention New Zealand?
*gets home*
*wanders inside*
*faints*
*Hears a faint thud from inside the classroom. Looks up to notice the classroom is empty.*
Those kids certainly are enjoying their recess! :D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 05, 2020, 08:57:25 AM
*looks up from book and realises everybeast has left the classroom. Reluctantly puts bookmark in and goes out to join fellow classmates*
What's the plan? I heard you mention New Zealand?
Yeah, we were thinking about going to visit Hobbiton again for recess, since we didn't get to look around enough last time. Wanna come?
morning all!
Gah, where did you come from?
Oh..sorry..*gose back into the void*
I mean, you didn't need to leave. I was just surprised is all.
So, are we going on an adventure?
No, because then we'd be leaving Hobbiton.
So... we're staying there forever? Yay!
Or, at least until recess is over.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 05, 2020, 05:13:13 PM
No, because then we'd be leaving Hobbiton.
And so we never leave!
*A bell in the classroom dings.*
Alright kids! Recess is halfway over!
*slowly re-enters topic*
*Lass still has an entire half of recess.*
*is studieing*
*can't spell*
*Is peering over Lass' shoulder.*
Lass, do you want a spelling manual to study?
*blinks* I just need a spell checker...
*Yells in from outside,* You won't learn that way!
*:laugh:*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 05, 2020, 08:48:43 PM
*blinks* I just need a spell checker...
The best spell checker is your own brain.
*Is reading The Lord of the Rings.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 04, 2020, 05:49:35 PM
(That made me laugh irl)
Quote from: Booklover on March 04, 2020, 04:16:35 PM
*follows Kade* Yay! Break time!
*Still holding Eb.* Ok, what do you want to do for recess?
I would like to climb to the top of a very high tree.
Would you mind if the tree was in Hobbiton? We're probably gonna go there again for recess.
I don't jolly well care where the tree is as long as it is too hard for you to climb and you put me down so I can climb it!
Alrighty, Hobbiton it is. *remotely drives bus to playground and opens doors* Everybeast in, we need to go. I'll put one of those baby monitor things in the playground so we can hear when the bell goes off and get back to school.
*Throws everybody into the bus that wants to go, and boards, still carrying Eb.* Ok, Teer, hit it!
I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.
*Is cleaning the desks.*
bord now...
*Finds a piece of gum on the underside of a desk.*
*Smiling, sets it on fire.*
*is in shock*
*Calmly unlocks the case holding the fire-axe.*
*Chops the desk into pieces.*
:o
*faints*
*After putting the axe away, goes to the closet in the back of the room and draws a pentacle, breaking it as it begins to glow. Opens the door and grabs a desk from inside, replacing the....unfortunate one with it.*
*shuders*
*Steeples fingers and smiles warmly, as evil in the world has been destroyed.*
O_O
@shisteer of nothing much. Your husband is freaking me out.
. . .
*Notices something on the back wall.*
*Erases the pentacle on the closet, letting it fade back away and into the wall.*
~_~
*My smile gets the best of me and I start fading away.*
O.O
O_O *remembers I am not in the classroom but being held in the bus*
O.O
@Kade Rivok, can you please go and rescue Lass?
and put me down.
If Lass wants to come with us to Hobbiton, then she should already be on the bus ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 01:07:33 AM
*Throws everybody into the bus that wants to go, and boards, still carrying Eb.* Ok, Teer, hit it!
Kade, I think she wants you to do the heimlich somethingarather on Lass, or whatever it's called.
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
(please do not.)
(Are you replying to the big writing or the small? If it is the small, you are a traitor.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
Alrighty then. *readies needle and whatever chemical it is that vets use to put things down* Are you sure you want me to do this?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:38:37 AM
Kade, I think she wants you to do the heimlich somethingarather on Lass, or whatever it's called.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:44:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
Alrighty then. *readies needle and whatever chemical it is that vets use to put things down* Are you sure you want me to do this?
Let me rephrase that.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:44:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
Alrighty then. *readies needle and whatever chemical it is that vets use to put things down* Are you sure you want me to do this?
No one is getting put down, goof head. You're supposed to be driving us to Hobbiton.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:44:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
Alrighty then. *readies needle and whatever chemical it is that vets use to put things down* Are you sure you want me to do this?
O.O
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:47:26 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:44:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
Alrighty then. *readies needle and whatever chemical it is that vets use to put things down* Are you sure you want me to do this?
Let me rephrase that.
Happily. *is very relieved* I really didn't want to do that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 02:58:12 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 02:44:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 02:39:24 AM
No, I don't! I want you to put me down.
Alrighty then. *readies needle and whatever chemical it is that vets use to put things down* Are you sure you want me to do this?
No one is getting put down, goof head. You're supposed to be driving us to Hobbiton.
Oh, right. *makes some quick adjustments to school bus and grins at passengers* Now this is more like it. *pulls in clutch, puts V twin Honda Firestorm (complete with sidecar to hold all the passengers) into gear and drives to New Zealand*
*Only my smile remains.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 10:07:06 AM
Oh, right. *makes some quick adjustments to school bus and grins at passengers* Now this is more like it. *pulls in clutch, puts V twin Honda Firestorm (complete with sidecar to hold all the passengers) into gear and drives to New Zealand*
*Is now sitting in the sidecar, carrying everyone
except Teer since he takes up all the room.* This was a good idea.
edited out*
*Harpsichord plays.*
H....How?
*Would answer Lass, but as she is in Hobbiton, cannot hear her.*
wait...what?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 04:33:18 PM
The auto-generated subtitles are not child friendly.
Also, please do not euthanise Ebby. I don't know about NZ (which I suppose we're in if we're going to Hobbiton), but in the UK it's illegal to euthanise a human (and there are probably restrictions for animals as well).
of course not! it's about wacking poor little kiddos!
No, I'm serious. The auto-generated subtitles include swear words and other inappropriate language that aren't in the actual video.
wai what?! that was not in there!
*Magically hears all of this.
*The sound of a firearm slide being racked can be heard clear to Hobbiton.*
o.O
Quote from: lass of something much on March 06, 2020, 05:40:11 PM
wai what?! that was not in there!
Which was why I reported the video.
*Smile shifts slightly upwards toward the clock*
*The rest of me appears as I speak.*
All right, kiddies! Recess is nearly over!*
Noooooo!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 06, 2020, 03:31:18 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 06, 2020, 10:07:06 AM
Oh, right. *makes some quick adjustments to school bus and grins at passengers* Now this is more like it. *pulls in clutch, puts V twin Honda Firestorm (complete with sidecar to hold all the passengers) into gear and drives to New Zealand*
*Is now sitting in the sidecar, carrying everyone except Teer since he takes up all the room.* This was a good idea.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 06, 2020, 01:08:48 AM
I'm not quite sure how I feel about this.
Yeah...
Quote from: Booklover on March 06, 2020, 05:07:08 PM
Also, please do not euthanise Ebby. I don't know about NZ (which I suppose we're in if we're going to Hobbiton), but in the UK it's illegal to euthanise a human (and there are probably restrictions for animals as well).
Yeah, it's illegal in New Zealand (thankfully). I was very relieved when she didn't tell me to go ahead. (I didn't want to do it but, if that was what she had wanted, I was willing to do it, provided she let me make her alive again)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 07:19:51 PM
*Smile shifts slightly upwards toward the clock*
*The rest of me appears as I speak.*
All right, kiddies! Recess is nearly over!*
Everybeast back on the bus, quick! We don't want the teacher to know we've traveled to the other side of the world without his permission.
bu-but..we just got here!
Ah well. It only takes one post to get here anyway so it's not that hard. We can go again during lunch.
Which is probably longer.
*Begins to set out the schoolbooks on the desk.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 07, 2020, 09:17:10 AM
Quote from: Booklover on March 06, 2020, 05:07:08 PM
Also, please do not euthanise Ebby. I don't know about NZ (which I suppose we're in if we're going to Hobbiton), but in the UK it's illegal to euthanise a human (and there are probably restrictions for animals as well).
Yeah, it's illegal in New Zealand (thankfully). I was very relieved when she didn't tell me to go ahead. (I didn't want to do it but, if that was what she had wanted, I was willing to do it, provided she let me make her alive again)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 06, 2020, 07:19:51 PM
*Smile shifts slightly upwards toward the clock*
*The rest of me appears as I speak.*
All right, kiddies! Recess is nearly over!*
Everybeast back on the bus, quick! We don't want the teacher to know we've traveled to the other side of the world without his permission.
The bus is now a bike, and we never actually got off in the first place I don't think. I'm still carrying everyone, after all :laugh:
*climbs up into the parttytree*
*Calmly sets a plasma mine in the bathroom.*
I go to such lengths to sanitize this place.
*Steps outside the bathroom and presses the detonator.*
*there is a bom in the class room*
(A bomb? how'd it get there?)
*the bomb explodes*
*Stops the bomb mid-explosion.*
:D Now, now, now, we have a playground for a reason.
*Tosses the bomb into the janitorial closet in the hall to let it finish detonating.*
*everyone who was in the hall at the time is ether dead or dying*
(Come on, Lass. you can't influence the school while you're in Hobbiton.;))
Quote from: Verdauga on March 07, 2020, 08:03:28 PM
*Calmly sets a plasma mine in the bathroom.*
I go to such lengths to sanitize this place.
*Steps outside the bathroom and presses the detonator.*
Well, with what's going on at the moment you can't be too careful.
(Exactly. Extra precautions. First it was bleach. Then Carbolic acid. then a flamethrower. I've been using plasma for a few years now. Very few ingredients, and everything has that clean, fresh ozone smell to it.)
*bomb vomits*
Somebody set us up the bomb.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 07, 2020, 08:51:22 PM
(Come on, Lass. you can't influence the school while you're in Hobbiton.;))
Wana bet?! >:D
Alrighty then, we're going back to school. *puts party-tree (or whatever Lass is climbing on) in the sidecar and rides back to school*
Sam's gona be mad at you for that!
*Begins drawing a pentacle on the wall.*
*Was removed from the sidecar when Teer shoved a tree into it.* Uhhh....
Alright, children! Recess is over! Class is starting soon!
*Looks around worriedly.*
*Sits in a seat next to the window*
*Smiles.*
Hallo, miss Strongbow. Are the others close behind you?
Oh, that Sam. I didn't know which one you were talking about.
::) ::)
Kade, we're going to be late. Please either hurry up and take us all to the classroom or put us down so we can get there ourselves.
*sighs and teleports everybeast to their seats* The slight power-playing is for your own good, and a punishment for the fact that you underestimate my abilities to pack things. Now, listen to the teacher. *is sitting at desk, gazing at substitute teacher (and beloved husband) with adoration*
*is still in the partty tree*
*the partty tree is on Lass' desk*
Alright kids! And Darling :) It's time to study mathematics! Your books are on your desks, but if you really need the correct answers, I'm sure Booklover will be happy to help you out. Let's! Get! Studying!
*Begins studying textbook.*
*Opens the math book and immediately falls asleep. Head smashes onto the desk.*
*salks in the tree*
*surreptitiously sets fire to the maths book*
*claps paws haply* Yay! bad book go Boom!
*rubs ears, interrupted from studying by the loud boom in my thoughts* Did you have to do that, Lass? I'm trying to learn here.
*stops claping and looks at Teer* Bad Books Go Boom!!
Oh dear Ebantu. Your math book suffered a fatal error. No matter. Luckily, I have another!
*Hands Ebantu a mathematics book made of steel plates.*
*Begins drooling.*
*Looks over to Kade.*
Poor child must find this difficult. It is best to sleep on it, if you feel uncomfortable.
*Begins absorbing the knowledge from the math book via osmosis.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 09, 2020, 01:05:40 PM
Alright kids! And Darling :) It's time to study mathematics! Your books are on your desks, but if you really need the correct answers, I'm sure Booklover will be happy to help you out. Let's! Get! Studying!
*Begins studying textbook.*
You realise I am only year 9 (grade 8 in America?). There are things I haven't been taught, and there might be people on this forum better than me.
*Smiles broadly and not at all psychotically* Of course I understand, child. Yet you seem so interested in mathematics, I think you'd be a reliable help for those who need it; and ask, of course.
You call me child and I'm only a few years younger than you, even if I am technically a child and you're technically an adult.
*Coughs.* Eherm, yes, well, such is convention, child.
*shoots a grenade into the playground*
My child, no! don't shoot grenades into the playground!
*Points Lass toward the other window.*
The PE track is a much easier target. See, no bushes to shoot through.
oh...I didn't even know we had one...*shoots another grenade*
*Smiles in satisfaction.*
Good work! Now, angle the launcher up a bit, and see if you can get a grenade in the very center of the PE track.
*shoots grinade in such a way so it lands in the center of the PE track*
Booom! track go Boom!
*Claps excitedly.*
Good work! That earns an A in my book!
is that A good thing?
Yes. One of the highest grades.
oh, cool! *has no more grenades*
*shoots a dart insted*
*Would watch, but has other students to attend to.*
*after shooting a few more darts, sits back and rereads tfotr*
*Gets up and heads to the bathroom. A few seconds later, Kade's voice can be heard echoing down the hall.*
Why does it look like a plasma mine went off in here??
*looks up from maths book* Probably 'cause it did. My husband's cleaning methods are occasionally... questionable. *goes back to studying*
*Smiles at Shisteer.*
Exceptionally necessary, I'd say.
*looks up...chuckles*
*Returns to his desk, smelling of ozone.*
*Sniffs.*
Such a clean, fresh smell.
*shakes head*
*Resumes studying.*
*Resumes sleeping.*
*continues shooting darts*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 07:08:09 PM
*Smiles at Shisteer.*
Exceptionally necessary, I'd say.
Seriously! That was a private thought. Nobeast but Kade should be able to hear it.
I think you need to make sure to not hit "reply all" when sending these messages.
*Shakes head.*
School signup form includes the opening of all telepathic channels. Protection against cheating.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 08:58:53 PM
*Shakes head.*
School signup form includes the opening of all telepathic channels. Protection against cheating.
I signed no such waiver.
*is busy carving things in Tengwar onto the metal maths book with my claws*
*shoots granade at Ebby's math book*
O_O *hides under desk* That took ages to write.
*Laughs dismissively.*
Now now, Lass. Don't fire ordnance indoors. *Laughs again.*
*Takes the grenade launcher and tosses it into the closet, which opened of its own accord.*
Verdauga, may I have another metal book? They are very good for carving on.
No, no. The grenade needs a minimal distance before it arms. The room is safe.
*Laughs and tosses the grenade into the closet, which closes just before a dull boom echoes out.*
*shrugs and continues shooting deadly darts into random targets*
(I know how to write 'Ebantu' in Tengwar IRL)
(-_-)
Obsessed person alert.
*evil laugh*
*Slobbers on his math book a little more.*
Ewwww! ew ew Ewwwwwwwwwww!
That is quite disgusting.
indeer.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 10, 2020, 08:58:53 PM
*Shakes head.*
School signup form includes the opening of all telepathic channels. Protection against cheating.
Oh, alright then. I don't really mind anyway, since you're my husband and all that. I have nothing to hide.
I'm bored...
So, what exactly are we learning about?
*Accidentally defenestrates himself while sleeping.*
I hope you didn't break the window. Or yourself.
*stops shooting deadly darts*
Hmm, that sucks, I thought we were shooting grenades...
That's part of maths. You need to calculate distance and angles in order to get the grenade in the right place, which involves maths on a very practical level.
*is sad*
Sure, shooting grenades sounds fun on the surface, but it takes real effort to perfect.
nope. ^-^
Effort can be fun.
Can be.
let's
not get into that...
@miss Russa
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 12, 2020, 06:53:03 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 05:51:02 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 11, 2020, 09:45:38 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 11, 2020, 04:24:34 PM
So, what exactly are we learning about?
Maths.
What area of maths, though? It's a wide field.
All. At the same time.
Even degree level?
*grones*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 12, 2020, 06:16:33 PM
let's not get into that...
@miss Russa
*Wakes up* *Crawls out from under my desk* Hello?
SHE LIVES! *Falls unconscious at his desk.*
Heimlich manoeuvre!
(Why french?)
(What?)
*Readies defibrillator*
*Is non-moving.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 12, 2020, 07:02:20 PM
Heimlich manoeuvre!
If you say so. *performs the Heimlich maneuver on Booklover*
not on her you dingo! on Kade!!!!
*Right paw twitches.*
Noooooo!!!! :'(
Yes!
(-_-)
I was joking. ^-^
*Twitching stops.*
Page one hundred and fifty.
*wacks page 47*
Why?
(I was also wondering this.)
Keevahahaha bad smush!🍏📕📙📚📖📗📓📒📘📜🧾
Indeed.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd/giphy.gif)
Yis!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 14, 2020, 02:57:42 AM
Indeed.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/1X7lCRp8iE0yrdZvwd/giphy.gif)
Whooooo?
*is invisibly confused*
*sighs* I FOUND THE LEGEND OF LUKE!!!
In the American version it was page three-hundred-ninety-four.
Probably was for us as well. I haven't read the books for a while.
Zere moight be zome in ze cupboard. But zen again...
Ve could ztart learnin' ze different nationz o' ze vorld!
Heh, okay...
I like the Periodic table song better.
*learns*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 02:35:46 AM
I like the Periodic table song better.
The one in order?
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon. Sodium, magnesium, aluminium, silicon, phosphorus, sulphur, chlorine, argon. Potassium, calcium, scandium, titanium, vanadium, chromium, manganese, iron, cobalt, nickel, copper, zinc, gallium, germanium, arsenic, selenium, bromine, krypton. Rubidium, strontium, yttrium, zirconium, niobium, molybdenum, technetium, ruthenium (and so on).
I only know up to vanadium, but if I have the periodic table with just the symbols (and not the names of the elements), I can get further.
And that, Teer, is why Pointless is useful.
Wow, that made
Spoiler
no
sese at all...
It's just the first 44 elements of the periodic table in order.
yeah, I know...don't go on count untill mod post, because Daniel in on!
I noticed. Also, there's plenty of sense in nonsense.
that makes no sence..
Fine. There's one sense in nonsense.
However, the quote is 'there's plenty of sense in nonsense'.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 15, 2020, 11:11:07 AM
yeah, I know...don't go on count untill mod post, because Daniel is on!
Oh, child, it shows up in their updated topics, same as everyone else.
some people don't go on there though.
But they have, child.
Und zen ze Zaucer Men came.
Oh no! What shall we do?!
kill 'em all!
No, cover them in tomato ketchup.
¬_¬
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 16, 2020, 07:40:52 AM
No, cover them in tomato ketchup.
*Does the above.*
Ok, what next?
Miss foot-gunk, when will you teach us some valid information? :)
Ew.
*Glares at Sheev.*
Be respectful to the teacher, impertinent youth.
Tvaz at ziz point zree ztrangerz appeared. Und zey began...
Tae protect ze vorld from devaztation.
Tae unite av peoplez vizin' our nation.
Jesse James? Really?
*Tiredly waves enchanted fork. Pikachu appears.*
(https://www.avaneshop.com/bmz_cache/1/1652b9edc01b8fe3dfd976bc57b9706c.image.350x241.jpg)
Who's the person in the back getting cat-piled by all those meowths?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 16, 2020, 02:12:22 PM
Miss foot-gunk, when will you teach us some valid information? :)
Hush, Sheevie! *Whispers* Miss Foot-gunk just started teaching here and she's very, very sensitive. Yes, she's a little...odd, but you should still be polite.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 16, 2020, 06:03:46 PM
*Tiredly waves enchanted fork. Pikachu appears.*
(https://www.avaneshop.com/bmz_cache/1/1652b9edc01b8fe3dfd976bc57b9706c.image.350x241.jpg)
Pikachu! I choose you!
(https://i.imgur.com/E2IUnVT.jpg)
Pikachu looks rather grumpy.
Yeah, not real sure what his deal is today.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 16, 2020, 07:10:11 PM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 16, 2020, 02:12:22 PM
Miss foot-gunk, when will you teach us some valid information? :)
Hush, Sheevie! *Whispers* Miss Foot-gunk just started teaching here and she's very, very sensitive. Yes, she's a little...odd, but you should still be polite.
what happened!?
Alright children! my lovely bride has given us some material to study for this exam. Miss Russa, if you have no objections.
*Sets up a slide projector.*
Spoiler
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 11:53:48 PM
Three winged pies: ^ - ^ ^ - ^ ^ - ^ As you can see, the pie forms the main body while the wings are to the side. This is the regular method of pie transportation.
Three winged pie: >^< Now, in this diagram, the side wings are larger in size and the top wing, which acts as a sort of fin to keep balance, is, in fact, the pie itself and its weight and shape have been used to the best advantage. This is a much more efficient method and, in the long run, better and easier to run. However, since it is a new discovery and, as such, very expensive, it is not as popular as standard transportation services.
This is making me hungry.
Quote from: 'Dumbo' (according to Boss Hayes) on March 17, 2020, 12:00:45 AM
Alright children! my lovely bride has given us some material to study for this exam. Miss Russa, if you have no objections.
*Sets up a slide projector.*
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 16, 2020, 11:53:48 PM
Three winged pies: ^ - ^ ^ - ^ ^ - ^ As you can see, the pie forms the main body while the wings are to the side. This is the regular method of pie transportation.
Three winged pie: >^< Now, in this diagram, the side wings are larger in size and the top wing, which acts as a sort of fin to keep balance, is, in fact, the pie itself and its weight and shape have been used to the best advantage. This is a much more efficient method and, in the long run, better and easier to run. However, since it is a new discovery and, as such, very expensive, it is not as popular as standard transportation services.
*raises paw*
*struggles to hold in laughter*
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Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 02:35:46 AM
I like the Periodic table song better.
The one in order?
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon. Sodium, magnesium, aluminium, silicon, phosphorus, sulphur, chlorine, argon. Potassium, calcium, scandium, titanium, vanadium, chromium, manganese, iron, cobalt, nickel, copper, zinc, gallium, germanium, arsenic, selenium, bromine, krypton. Rubidium, strontium, yttrium, zirconium, niobium, molybdenum, technetium, ruthenium (and so on).
I only know up to vanadium, but if I have the periodic table with just the symbols (and not the names of the elements), I can get further.
And that, Teer, is why Pointless is useful.
Yeah, that periodic table, but set to a song. It's really cool. (I know up to krypton, though I don't think I know all the symbols for them)
@Teer: ;D
@Yes, child? Do you have a question?
is it legal for a teacher to marry a student?
Assistant teacher, and, though there are policies against things like this, the marriage was performed while I was not acting as a teacher.
Yeah, see, I was wondering that QUITE awhile ago, but thought that I probably shouldn't ask.
Still, seems kinda... wrong.
Also, weren't you acting as the Assistant Teacher while we were in New Zealand? Around the same time you got married?
O_o
That's what I was thinking.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 17, 2020, 12:45:01 AM
Yeah, see, I was wondering that QUITE awhile ago, but thought that I probably shouldn't ask.
Still, seems kinda... wrong.
Also, weren't you acting as the Assistant Teacher while we were in New Zealand? Around the same time you got married?
yeah, that was what I was getting at! XD you smart cookies!
*Begins studying*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 17, 2020, 12:28:52 AM
*struggles to hold in laughter*
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Quote from: Booklover on March 15, 2020, 11:03:34 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 15, 2020, 02:35:46 AM
I like the Periodic table song better.
The one in order?
Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, fluorine, neon. Sodium, magnesium, aluminium, silicon, phosphorus, sulphur, chlorine, argon. Potassium, calcium, scandium, titanium, vanadium, chromium, manganese, iron, cobalt, nickel, copper, zinc, gallium, germanium, arsenic, selenium, bromine, krypton. Rubidium, strontium, yttrium, zirconium, niobium, molybdenum, technetium, ruthenium (and so on).
I only know up to vanadium, but if I have the periodic table with just the symbols (and not the names of the elements), I can get further.
And that, Teer, is why Pointless is useful.
Yeah, that periodic table, but set to a song. It's really cool. (I know up to krypton, though I don't think I know all the symbols for them)
Knowing obscure elements is really useful for Pointless. Tennessine, Moscovium, stuff like that (except by watching Pointless people learn the obscure ones).
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on March 17, 2020, 02:23:35 PM
*Begins studying*
Oooo! so
that's what they teach kids these days...
Well, he might be mad, but he certainly isn't lying.
*Wanders out of the classroom.*
*eats in the classroom*
*Laughs.*
My, my, Lass, you have such an active imagination! :D
(https://media.giphy.com/media/12dEsTval3B2zm/giphy.gif)
And a healthy appetite to boot! :laugh: Miss Russa, should we let out the class for lunchtime?
*raises paw*
Yes, darling?
What's the one hundred and eighth element of the periodic table? I can't remember it.
Hassium, child.
*hums*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 07:47:49 PM
Hassium, child.
*Pokes head back into the room.* Calling your wife "child" is weird. *Leaves once more.*
Hey, I wonder if this school (and the forum as a whole) will teach me more than actual school in the next few weeks.
yeah, going from calling her darling and then child...just seems wrong..
Especially someone you've never met...
it just fells wrong...
*continues eating*
*Pokes head in once more.* Well, long distance relationships are a thing, and they can work. *Leaves once more.*
......................................>_>
*Ztartz dravin' a picture o' ze entire clazz being eaten by Aphidz drezzed az Team Rocket*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 08:11:33 PM
yeah, going from calling her darling and then child...just seems wrong..
({I call all the students "child". It's the shtick if you can't tell.})
Quote from: Verdauga on March 18, 2020, 09:56:44 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 08:11:33 PM
yeah, going from calling her darling and then child...just seems wrong..
({I call all the students "child". It's the shtick if you can't tell.})
(I have. Still sounds funny though :laugh:)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 09:30:27 PM
......................................>_>
What?
Pleasure was mine, darling.
*Ze Aphidz drezzed loike Team Rocket come tae loife und ztart tryin' tae eat everybeazt*
Ach, ve 'ave a problem...
*Slices the aphids to pieces using the rapier in my profile pic and Thomasbane.*
That's detention for you!
*Throws a live frag grenade into the room.*
That's detonation for you!
*Picks up grenade and places it in the closet in the back of the room.*
Now, now Kade, if you desire to give us a presentation on detonation, do you have any other demonstrations? :D
I could keep poking Eb and see how long it takes for her to explode. Would that work?
Sadly, child, I think that would be disturbing class. *Chuckles and gestures to the back of the room.* We'd have to put you in the closet for that,
er, I can't shoot them anymore, because you threw them in the closet...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 18, 2020, 10:13:46 PM
I could keep poking Eb and see how long it takes for her to explode. Would that work?
na, she's no fun, she'l just ask you to stop, if you want an exploshion bother Teer.
Different grenades, child, :)
oh................................
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 10:17:37 PM
...if you want an explosion, bother Teer.
Sadly, child, I think that would be disturbing class. *Chuckles and gestures to the back of the throat* We'd have to put you in the stomach for that.
Quote from: lass of something much on March 18, 2020, 10:17:37 PM
...if you want an explosion, bother Teer.
<_<
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 18, 2020, 10:21:25 PM
Sadly, child, I think that would be disturbing class. *Chuckles and gestures to the back of the throat* We'd have to put you in the stomach for that.
>_>
...
...
*Pokes Teer.*
oh come on! ya gota do more then that!
Really? Ok, uh...
*Pokes Teer, like, a lot.*
Bad idea, Kade.
*is not bothered*
*is slightly disappointed*
There are certainly ways a beast can bother me, but poking isn't one of them. *pokes Kade back*
Ooo, how bout this one? *Sits on Teer.*
*blows Kade off*
*Sitting intensifies.* If you can fit in a desk, then I can sit on you!
My size is complicated. I'm still not bothered though.
*is bored so begins doodling Tengwar on a maths book*
*Wiggles a bit.* This seat is rather comfortable.
*is bothered* Stop!
*Wiggles a bit more.* Yeah, I could get used to this.
*devours Kade*
*Bows from inside Teer's puku.* And that's my demonstration on detonations!
I haven't exploded yet.
Metaphorically you did. Normally you just eat, but this time you devoured. *Reclines backwards.*
I just wanted to give it some variety. I did not explode.
I can write my name in Tengwar.
I can write my name in English.
I can write my name in cursive.
Really? Cool! (I kind of can)
Silly, that's just writing your name!
I can also write my name in this topic.
No, cursive is practically another alphabet.
It really is. Though, I was raised on cursive, so I actually prefer writing that way :laugh:
I can write my name with the letters of the name of this thread with correct capitalisaton.
I learnt proper cursive up until about 'G', but then I stopped, so now I just make it up.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 12:27:51 AM
It really is. Though, I was raised on cursive, so I actually prefer writing that way :laugh:
Man, I cringe when I have to write something in print. My handwriting is horrible anyway, but print exacerbates that.
*jumps into Teers mouth and plays on her teeth*
Oh, am I about to get a new roommate?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2020, 12:30:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2020, 12:27:51 AM
It really is. Though, I was raised on cursive, so I actually prefer writing that way :laugh:
Man, I cringe when I have to write something in print. My handwriting is horrible anyway, but print exacerbates that.
Are you sure you aren't just
me? 'Cause that's definitely
me.
I normally just write without giving a second thought as to what font it is.
*rubs the roof of Teer' mouth*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 19, 2020, 12:30:05 AM
I learnt proper cursive up until about 'G', but then I stopped, so now I just make it up.
Infidel. :laugh:
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 18, 2020, 11:57:47 PM
*is bored so begins doodling Tengwar on a maths book*
*is wondering whether to object but doesn't want to get in a fight with angry LotR fans* Don't worry, it's not a problem. When I'm bored in maths (yes, that can happen!), I usually write Fibonacci, or powers of two, or square numbers, or triangular numbers, or the 1, 11, 21, 1211 sequence. Or I just do that in the notes pages of my school diary/planner thing. And there was that great science lesson about bacteria, where I got up to 2^41 (upsetting, really. It was part of the lesson). In a science lesson recently I wrote down Pascal's triangle up to line 12.
*slips down*
*Helps Lass to her feet.*
Are you all right, child?
*boredom intensifies (yes I stole Kade's thing >:D)*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 20, 2020, 12:06:27 AM
*Helps Lass to her feet.*
Are you all right, child?
(how? I'm inside Teer...)
Why, little one, I helped you out and onto your feet. :D
I gota go walk the dogs.*leaves*
Bye!
Bye!
^-^
I'd come over there and tell you off, but, well... maybe later.
If you were actually coming over here I'd be happy, but since you're not...*is scared*
::)
Ebby, Ebby, Ebby...
Yes, yes, yes?
Wakka Wakka Wakka.
Gerrouta here! We ain't got no dots for you!
Double negative.
lol
man, you guys make me laugh so hard :laugh:
No. Your post.
you guys....man, just :laugh:
^-^
*continues eating*
*is no longer scared*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 20, 2020, 01:06:53 AM
If you were actually coming over here I'd be happy, but since you're not...*is scared*
Heheheheheh
Okay, I take that back. *is scared again*
Hehehehehehehehehehe....
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 02:01:12 AM
Okay, I take that back. *is scared again*
Aw! poor Ebby! *hugs Ebby*
*Vonderz vot became o' ze teacherz*
*A Teer from a different thread appear at the door to the classroom.* Ok, uh, I'm still learning the controls here, so.... *Hit's a few buttons and turns a knob.**Sees the new Taniwha appear.* Oh, boy...
@shisteer of nothing much , they're hitting this thread.
*trips over tail and rolls three times, crashing into front row of desks. Suddenly stands up and does several dance moves, ending with a pirouette. Pirouette continues until it looses momentum and comes crashing to the floor, leaving a considerable dent and knocking over another desk in the process*[/b][/font]
W-what? This is slightly disturbing. I assure you, I'm normally not that clumsy, though that's the best pirouette I've ever done, minus the falling over at the end.
*Gets dizzy from all the spinning.* Whoa, ok, wish I hadn't done that... I think I got the hang of the controls now, though. Let's take over the class! *Hits more buttons.*
Kade, what are you doing? That's definitely your voice I hear.
*is even more scared*
I assure you, Eb, I am completely under contr-
*grabs desks and arranges them into a ring* Right, everybeast in the circle RIGHT NOW!!! Come on, no hesitation on laziness. It's about time you uneducated children earned your lunch! Chop chop! Hurry up! *begins shoving everybeast into arena, grabbing this thread's Teer by the scruff of her neck* Who says you're in control, huh? Who gave you the right to reassure other beasts? Let me tell you something, dragon: I'm in control and you'll do what I tell you and nothing else. Capiche? *releases Teer and draws a line on the floor with chalk* Now, everybeast listen to me.
Teer, if you don't stop this right now, I will stop posting my art on the forum.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 05:14:30 AM
Kade, what are you doing? That's definitely your voice I hear.
That's not ME me, I can assure you. I... think some other versions of us are causing some mischief.
*retreats into a corner*
Right, you there, whatever you name is... Ebuny or something, put your paw on this line. Teer, let's see your pathetically small dragon claw on the other side. Right, here are the rules: You have to draw as many stick men as possible in ten minutes. All stick men need to be on your side of the line and no exceptions. Get going. *hands chalk to Eb and Teer* The timer starts now.
Ooo, this should be interesting. Does the winner get anything?
Welp, I guess I can't give Verdie his birthday gift...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 05:37:02 AM
Right, you there, whatever you name is... Ebuny or something, put your paw on this line. Teer, let's see your pathetically small dragon claw on the other side. Right, here are the rules: You have to draw as many stick men as possible in ten minutes. All stick men need to be on your side of the line and no exceptions. Get going. *hands chalk to Eb and Teer* The timer starts now.
*sits down, legs crossed and arms folded* No. You insult my friend, I rebel against you.
Eb, you know that they're both Teer, right?
*also sits down* You called me a dragon.
*explodes* You impudent little... How dare you! *begins kicking desks over in rage, ranting loudly*
Heh, there's your explosion demonstration, Kade. Are you still in my stomach or did I let you out already?
Nope, I'm still along for the ride. Kinda comfortable though, so no need to be in a rush.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 05:59:48 AM
*also sits down* You called me a dragon.
*explodes* You impudent little... How dare you! *begins kicking desks over in rage, ranting loudly*
Heh, there's your explosion demonstration, Kade. Are you still in my stomach or did I let you out already?
*flinches as one of the desks nearly hits me*
O_O
Right then, time to sort a few beasts out. *gets up and towers over other Teer* Take back what you said about me being a dragon RIGHT NOW!!!
*is still knocking desks over* Ah, Kade, can you stop before I get killed by myself?
*taps paw* Come on. I want an apology and then I want to see you working in here, tidying everything up. Hurry up before I decide to take more physical matters.
O_O
*Pulls a few levers.* Sorry, sorry, you're a bit tough to control. Ok, shall we have a kaiju battle?
Ooooooh boy, this oughta get interesting.
NO. What will Verdauga say when he sees this room?
It'll be fiiiiiine. He's probably got a button somewhere he can press that'll instantly clean the room up.
I will have no part in this.
*Hits a few buttons.* Ok, aaaaaaand ready. Let's go! *Pulls the lever on the left with authority.*
*retreats into a corner once more*
*increases in size, matching other Teer* Kade, this may not be a good idea. *snaps teeth and readies claws* Huh, you think you're tough, dragon? Bring it on. Kade, I wish you'd stop making me call myself a dragon. It really is insulting.Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 21, 2020, 06:23:02 AM
I will have no part in this.
Good. Everybeast stay back; I don't want you getting hurt. *lunges at Teer, digging claws into her tummy scales.
*growls with pain, biting at Teer's footpaw**kicks Teer in the mouth* Huh, nice try.
*pulls Teer's paws from underneath her**sprawls on the ground, grabbing Teer by the neck and holding her in a headlock*
*holds Teer in a taillock**both taniwha sit still for several moments, catching their breath, unable to do anything anyway*
Just yell if you need me to shoot anyone.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 06:39:09 AM
Kade, I wish you'd stop making me call myself a dragon. It really is insulting.
Wait, I'm the one doing that? I thought that was you! Uh, other Teer, if you can hear me, sorry 'bout that!
I can hear you, alright! I'll forgive you if you let me go.
If you let her go, she'll kill me.
Only if you don't promise to clean up the classroom and apologise to everybeast for causing this chaos. Though, if you don't do that, I'll kill you anyway. *squeezes tighter, cutting off Teer's airflow* As soon as you release me, I'll let in enough air for you to say what I want you to say.
Kade, hurry up.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:07:12 AM
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I can hear you, alright! I'll forgive you if you let me go.
If you let her go, she'll kill me.
Only if you don't promise to clean up the classroom and apologise to everybeast for causing this chaos. Though, if you don't do that, I'll kill you anyway. *squeezes tighter, cutting off Teer's airflow* As soon as you release me, I'll let in enough air for you to say what I want you to say.
Kade, hurry up.
Sorry other Teer, but you're forgetting one thing. *Pushes the left lever back into place.*
I'm a gamer.
*As soon as they start shrinking and the other Teer loses her grip, Kade hits the buttons that will make them flip and kick off the other Taniwha's stomach, which should give them enough force to get out of her reach. As soon as that happens, he plans to pull the left lever again, grow in size, and make their escape.*
Gaah! I don't like this!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 08:10:12 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 21, 2020, 07:07:12 AM
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I can hear you, alright! I'll forgive you if you let me go.
If you let her go, she'll kill me.
Only if you don't promise to clean up the classroom and apologise to everybeast for causing this chaos. Though, if you don't do that, I'll kill you anyway. *squeezes tighter, cutting off Teer's airflow* As soon as you release me, I'll let in enough air for you to say what I want you to say.
Kade, hurry up.
Sorry other Teer, but you're forgetting one thing. *Pushes the left lever back into place.*
I'm a gamer.
*As soon as they start shrinking and the other Teer loses her grip, Kade hits the buttons that will make them flip and kick off the other Taniwha's stomach, which should give them enough force to get out of her reach. As soon as that happens, he plans to pull the left lever again, grow in size, and make their escape.*
*kicks out wildly, flips and lands on Teer's paw on an angle, losing balance and crashing onto the ground momentarily*Huh, gamer, are you? I, too, have played some games in my time, though probably not enough to be considered a 'gamer'. What games do you like playing? *grabs Teer by the scruff of her neck* Now, small scaled one, what am I going to do with you? I have a number of options. I could continue to strangle you. That would be rather wasteful of a good opportunity, I think. Maybe I should twist your limbs until they just come off? Mmm, I like that idea but I don't want to traumatize my schoolmates too much. I could give you a swift burst of five thousand plus degree fire and sizzle you, but that might risk the classroom melting. Ah, I know: I've got plenty of venom at the moment. A swift bit on the forearm or shoulder with my needle fangs shouldn't cause too much blood, so it'll keep things tidy. Yes, I like that idea. *licks fore mentioned fangs*
*struggles desperately, watching the nearing fangs with horror* No. Don't do it.*pauses* Oh? You don't like that idea? I assure you, my fangs will just feel like a little prick. You'll barely notice it.
Yeah, because I'll be so distracted by the agony your venom will instantly cause.I've been developing a new kind of venom, actually. It just sends its victims into a restful slumber that they never wake up from.
I'm sure it's wonderful. I'd still rather not, if you don't mind.In that case, you'll agree to clean up the classroom with no funny business? I assure you, I'm highly accustomed to controlling this body and can sink my fangs into you and release the venom in less time than it would take Kade to even realise I was coming.
Fine. Let me go already.*releases Teer, watching her closely* Get on with it.
Someone's grouchy.
and now we die.
*Walks into the classroom and sighs.*
*Sighs heavily.*
*The very strands of control break.*
*Gives both Teers and Kade a smile.*
You know we hate to do this at Hectaville High, but I'm afraid I'll have to put you in detention.
*Gestures to the closet in the back of the room, whose pentacle was drawn on it's own and opens.*
Into the closet you two.
*A dull roar begins and intensifies.*
Was the school's name actually confirmed as Hectaville High?
O_O
*Smiling e'en brighter, grabs Kade and the other Teer and starts leading them toward the closet.*
This is going to hurt me even more than it will hurt you.
O.O
help.
*Smiles at Lass.*
I am helping, child. I also advise you to stay as far from the closet as possible.
*As the trio near the closet, darkness begins to emanate over the room.*
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 11:35:39 AM
Was the school's name actually confirmed as Hectaville High?
{It might as well be. Plus, it's alliterated, so extra points.}
Awful alliteration. Oops...
There's also Awful Egyptians, a Horrible Histories book.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 01:42:12 PM
*Smiles at Lass.*
I am helping, child. I also advise you to stay as far from the closet as possible.
*As the trio near the closet, darkness begins to emanate over the room.*
*climbs higher up the tree*
Hah- hahahaha.... *Waves his enchanted fork and he and the foreign Taniwha poof out of the thread.*
Poof. Makes me think of the Gone series.
Ze Bunny Rabbitz iz comin'.
Zhouldnae zat be 'Ze Bunny Rabbitz are comin'.'?
No. The bunny rabbits are here.
(https://www.humanesociety.org/sites/default/files/styles/1240x698/public/2018/08/rabbits-235417.jpg?h=f699065c&itok=xcSgVx9D)
Und zen ze Onionz came...
*Looks at Teer.* detention for you too.
Quote from: Booklover on March 21, 2020, 05:31:00 PM
No. The bunny rabbits are here.
(https://www.humanesociety.org/sites/default/files/styles/1240x698/public/2018/08/rabbits-235417.jpg?h=f699065c&itok=xcSgVx9D)
*grabs Bookie and the bunny rabbits* now you can be save...
*is still hiding in a corner* ...well, that happened.
come Ebby, come to the tree!
*Pushes the other Teer into the closet.*
*watches in alarm*
At first I half-thought you said 'watches an alarm'.
*Smiles down at Kade.*
Why don't you go in, young man.
(I might be dastardly, but I'm not mean.)
*sticks paw in the air hesitantly* What does 'mean' mean?
*Smiles at Booklover.*
Which definition should I tell? You used the second, so "mean" means unkind or uncaring to another's plights.
Thank you. I did know that, don't worry.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 08:16:24 PM
*Smiles down at Kade.*
Why don't you go in, young man.
(I might be dastardly, but I'm not mean.)
Otterbadger.
Yes, fetch her please, Lass. She needs to serve detention.
I'l be right back!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 08:16:24 PM
*Smiles down at Kade.*
Why don't you go in, young man.
(I might be dastardly, but I'm not mean.)
*Not a single line of the above statement makes sense to the Otterbadger.*
*Gestures to the closet, now shaking with the force from whatever inside is roaring.*
Detention. NOW
*Still smiling, by the way.*
*Kade hears this from inside Teer's puku, who is presumably already in the closet.*
You did it again, Kade.
(NOPE)
You did too.
*Gives Kade a little nudge towards the closet, while smiling.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 21, 2020, 11:03:36 PM
*Kade hears this from inside Teer's puku, who is presumably already in the closet.*
*A tickin' noize beginz*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 21, 2020, 09:15:35 PM
Yes, fetch her please, Lass. She needs to serve detention.
she's not home...right now anyways...
(Could it be the recess bell?)
Teer is gone...
She hasn't been on in a while, has she?
Things get in the way.
I was fine until the having a life portion. Now I feel personally attacked
oh, sorry, I didn't mean it like that..
I was being funny. I totally understood what you meant.
oh...I can't take a joke XD
I can't make a joke, so it's all good.
na, you can, you guys make me laugh so hard and my mum looks at me like I just ate a tree!
Hah! :laugh:
does that heppen to anybeast else?
My family are used to it by now.
*sighs/laughs*
Me family'z uzually occupied viz ozer ztuff durin' zoze momentz, zae zey uzually dinnae catch zem.
*Lookz under ze dezk* Ah found ze zource o' ze tickin'! Tiz a pipe-bomb!
I wonder how many people on here understand what we're talking about, with the mysterious ticking noise.
HGTTG?
Quote from: lass of something much on March 22, 2020, 04:34:48 PM
na, you can, you guys make me laugh so hard and my mum looks at me like I just ate a tree!
*Gets worried.* You... you didn't
actually eat a tree, right?
*swolws leaf* noo, who would even do that?...Hehehe, nope, no tree eaters here...
Oh thank goodness. I hate to think about what happened to the last tree eater I met....
*swollows hard*
The tree just kept growing in their stomach, until one day they just went... pop!
O.O
*gasp*
But, you don't have anything to worry about, since you didn't eat any trees. ^-^
y-y-yeah...r-right...
Miss Russa, do u know any foreign languages?
(https://pics.me.me/audience-how-is-rohan-going-to-be-saved-aragorn-legolas-39378472.png)
^ :D
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on March 23, 2020, 01:34:46 AM
Miss Russa, do u know any foreign languages?
She speaks Froad. Or, at least, understands it.
*Ze pipe-bomb continuez tickin' fer vone more minute*
*Is safely inside Teer's puku.*
*has forgotten (again) where I am and what I am doing on this thread*
*rushes into classroom, sees mess and teacher's stern expression, plus the open closet* Oooh, I-I was just... um... I got to go to dinner. So sorry, be back soon.
Oooo, really? What's for dinner?
Food.
One, I wasn't asking you, silly goose.
Two, I'd require more information than that anyways.
Edible food.
Food isn't food if it isn't edible -_-
Some of the things Teer eats...
Oi! I'll have you know I've never eaten anything that wasn't edible!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 05:59:48 AM
Oooo, really? What's for dinner?
Smoked chicken, mashed potatoes, spinach and onion and venison stew. It was super delicious.
So this is what public school is like?
I really don't know. I'm homeschooled in real life and always have been so I'm pretty new at this. I was trying to fit in by having a fight, 'cause I've heard they do that at school, but now I might be in trouble so... yeah.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 23, 2020, 06:41:42 AM
So this is what public school is like?
no, this is the callars school! welcome btw ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:44:40 AM
I really don't know. I'm homeschooled in real life and always have been so I'm pretty new at this. I was trying to fit in by having a fight, 'cause I've heard they do that at school, but now I might be in trouble so... yeah.
:laugh:
Question. What age division will I be put in? Cause my profile clearly states that I am -2 yers of age check it out for yourselves.
We're all in the same class, it seems.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 23, 2020, 06:48:26 AM
Question. What age division will I be put in? Cause my profile clearly states that I am -2 yers of age check it out for yourselves.
same as Kade, he's 1
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 23, 2020, 06:48:26 AM
Question. What age division will I be put in? Cause my profile clearly states that I am -2 yers of age check it out for yourselves.
We don't really have age divisions. It's just a big happy family. (Don't look at the previous pages, especially the ones that took place after I arrived)
XD
I'm in a tree still right?
This makes my -2 year old brain...............curious.
No! that killed the cat! what do they teach kids these days?!
I have fast forwarded my life 3 years from now. I am 1 year old.
*claps* Bappy Hirthday!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 06:02:48 AM
One, I wasn't asking you, silly goose.
Two, I'd require more information than that anyways.
And three?
there doesn't need to be three.
Yes there does. I did not make a pie for three reasons.
no...*lowers Fin from the party tree*
I didn't even sing Greybeard Halt and I was up a tree??
Spoiler
Greybeard Halt is a friend of mine,
He lives on Redmont's hill,
Greybeard Halt never took a bath,
And they say he never will!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt,
Fare thee well, I say!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt,
I'll see you on your way!
Greybeard Halt, he lost a bet,
He lost his winter coat,
When winter comes, Halt stays warm,
By sleeping 'mongst the goats.
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt,
Fare thee well, I say,
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way.
Greybeard Halt, he lives with goats
That's what I've heard tell
He hasn't changed his socks for years
But the goats don't mind the smell!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
Fare thee well, I say
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way
Greybeard Halt is a fighting man
I've heard common talk
That Greybeard Halt, he cuts his hair
With his saxe knife and fork!
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
Fare thee well, I say
Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt
I'll see you on your way
it was for your safty, there was a mad tanawha
What's worse, a mad Taniwha or Halt?
the first.
I don't know, Halt's pretty fearsome.
death, or an arrow threw ya leg.
Death is less painful.
Halt has better aim than that. If you anger him (for example by singing Greybeard Halt), you can't stop him.
Halt would aim for your leg though, rather than kill you outright.
that's what I was gona say! *high fives*
Not necessarily.
Spoiler
What if you hurt Will?
you dead.
I thought we were talking about punishments for singing Greybeard Halt.
we were...
*grins* Scott, are you ghosting us?
Has he read RA?
Or rather,
@Scott McLamok, have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
To answer both questions nope.
You should.
ok ill ghost you guys.
(Jk I know what you mean ill check it out)
BEEBLEBROX FOR PRESIDENT BEEBLEBROX KNOWS HOW TO GET IT DONE HE WILL TAKE ON SHAUN SAXON AND WIN!
NO PRESIDENT! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
Wow! that's what I said on mrtot! :o
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 06:57:03 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on March 23, 2020, 06:48:26 AM
Question. What age division will I be put in? Cause my profile clearly states that I am -2 yers of age check it out for yourselves.
We don't really have age divisions. It's just a big happy family. (Don't look at the previous pages, especially the ones that took place after I arrived)
Happy?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:02:55 AM
NO PRESIDENT! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
Look, President of the Galaxy is an empty title. It's just a figurehead. If you want to be Queen of the Galaxy, go ahead. There's nothing in it for you, really.
*Gives an airy laugh and slides the pipe bomb in my desk.*
Ha, I was wondering where I put that! Thank you, child!
*boom*
*Glances back at my desk.*
I had my homework there too....
Aren't you the substitute teacher? You don't need to do homework.
I'm acting substitute teacher. I step in to keepchaos order in the classroom when Russa isn't around. When she is though, I'm just a regular student.
It's a complicated arrangement.
Right.
Correct, child. Unless you are warning me about something to my right?
Yes. The other pipe-bomb.
Oh, thank you! It slipped right past me!
*Smiles at Booklover and tosses the pipe bomb in the closet.*
I think you deserve extra credit for that!
*Is taken by a sudden bout of "not being awake".*
(It's "bout", for future reference ;) )
(I'm 'bout to come across this screen at ya, punk)
*Takes a few steps away from screen*
(Noo, you arrreeennn'tt..... Are you?)
(Who knows ^-^)
*Puts metal bars over my computer screen.*
An Otterbadger is stronger than metal bars, though.
These are special order otterbadger-proof metal bars though.
Hahaha, what a kidder, this guy! Everyone knows those are just fake.
No!! They're real! They're every bit as real as that beachfront property I bought in Kentucky!
Wait.
Do you get free fried chicken?
*Looks at the bucket of fried chicken beside me.*
Whhhhyyy do ya wanna know?
Because McDonalds is shutting (KFC probably will as well, if it hasn't already).
*Shakes head.* Probably. I suppose we should move to the Lock this topic thread, eh?
Mm.
Probably. We've gone slightly off the topic of school (even if it's Hectaville High).
Quote from: Booklover on March 23, 2020, 01:57:26 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 23, 2020, 10:02:55 AM
NO PRESIDENT! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
Look, President of the Galaxy is an empty title. It's just a figurehead. If you want to be Queen of the Galaxy, go ahead. There's nothing in it for you, really.
No! The Queen, our Queen! your Queen!!!
*is very glad that the teacher appears to have forgotten about detention*
*Closes the closet door.*
Now that that distraction is over, where was I?
*Looks at Teer and Kade.*
>_>
Ah! Yes, that's right! time for free study! pick a subject and study as you wish. When the teacher comes back in we shall decide on a specific topic.
(I'm kinda disappointed, actually)
*touches the multiple bruises and scratches left from the fight with Teer*
I think I might study herbal remedies.
(I had to catch up on three or four pages of shenanigans while I was offline. Plus, it would've been a little convenient to post about throwing you guys into detention right after your post. -_-')
(EHEM,)
Sounds like a plan! Kade, what will you be studying?
*begins studying*
*Opens desk and reassembles the remnants of my homework from the debris.*
I'll study whatever Teer happens to eat for me. Not feeling too picky at the moment. ^-^
Oh! Of course.
*Writes something down on a paper.*
*Teleports Kade out of Teer.*
There we are. :D
Heh, sorry about that, Kade. I was going to spit you out after the fight but, by then, you'd progressed too far in my digestive system.
I shudder to think how that would have ended.
Mmm, it wouldn't have been ideal.
Ew, that's gros
Yeah, it does make one's appetite smaller.
Hey, at least now I know that I can't actually be digested. That gives me some comfort.
That's good.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 07:09:24 PM
Oh! Of course.
*Writes something down on a paper.*
*Teleports Kade out of Teer.*
There we are. :D
What were you jotting down, teach?
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 06:56:53 PM
Ah! Yes, that's right! time for free study! pick a subject and study as you wish. When the teacher comes back in we shall decide on a specific topic.
*decides to study 'my favourite books'* It was a toss-up between that and something to do with maths.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 23, 2020, 07:55:03 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on March 23, 2020, 07:09:24 PM
Oh! Of course.
*Writes something down on a paper.*
*Teleports Kade out of Teer.*
There we are. :D
What were you jotting down, teach?
did...did you just call him....'teach?'
Short for 'teacher', I'm guessing.
Assistant teacher things. you needn't worry about it.
*is worryed*
*isn't worried*
good for you.. :P
*continues studying herbal remedies*
*is bored*
Recite poetry then.
*Hands Lass a printout of "The Raven"*
Why don't you work on this, child?
what do I to this?
Why, memorise it of course!
O.O
*Tousles the fur on Lass' head.*
You get fifteen minutes. :D
*faints of shock*
*faints of boredom*
*looks at the printout of 'The Raven' that Lass isn't using due to her temporary unconsciousness* Wow, that's really sad. I think it unfair of thy kind self to allow only fifteen minutes to commit these quaint lines to memory.
*Revivez ze zleepy-beaztz viz zmellin'-pepperz, tae practize zome variety from ze auld zaltz*
Ah vid loike tae ztudy Wraithology (i.e. Ze ztudy o' Wraithz)!
Wraith
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/stargate/images/5/53/Steve.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110921063308)
Wraith Feedin'
You should study the wraiths that wear black cloaks to give themselves form and ride black horses stolen from the Rohirrim.
*would nerd out but is unconscious*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 24, 2020, 04:22:06 AM
You should study the wraiths that wear black cloaks to give themselves form and ride black horses stolen from the Rohirrim.
Good idea.
Why do we only have 15 minutes? My field of study is very wide.
*would say that it's because of lunch but fainted thus cannot*
Lass! Can you hear me?
*is unconscious*
Presumably not.
@Kade Rivok We need your help!
*would scream but is unconscious*
HEIMLICH MANEUVER ACTIVATE *Begins performing the heimlich maneuver on Lass.*
*would vomit, but is unconscious*
Ohohohh, did I say minutes? I'm sorry, I meant fifteen days. :laugh: Slip of the tongue, child. :D
Still not long enough. A lifetime, or more, if I was going for extreme detail.
But if I wasn't going for detail, well, there's a lot to do.
*would vomit, but is still unconscious*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 24, 2020, 02:16:46 AM
*Revivez ze zleepy-beaztz viz zmellin'-pepperz, tae practize zome variety from ze auld zaltz*
*can't read most of Hiag' posts anyway, letalone while unconscious*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 24, 2020, 02:20:59 PM
Ohohohh, did I say minutes? I'm sorry, I meant fifteen days. :laugh: Slip of the tongue, child. :D
Ah, that's managed then. I will have the poem memorised by then.
*would say that Teer was such a nerd, but is unconscious*
*would retort that there's nothing wrong with being nerdy but Lass is unconscious and didn't call me a nerd*
*does know that but cannot say as such thanks to being unconscious*
*is trying to memorise poem and learn about herbal remedies at the same time*
Oh, goodness! Choose one, child! :D One is enough. :laugh:
Okay then. *sets herbal remedies to the side and studies poem*
*Hands Lass a printout of the poem "If".*
Here. why don't you work on this, child? :D
Oooh, I like If. Can I learn that one too?
Ermm......... Uh...... huh........hmm.... YES!! I'll make another printout and you and Lass can practice together!
Yay! *hugs Verdauga*
*would say Aw but is unconscious*
Twenty-four verses of poetry in fifteen days. I've got some work to do.
*would faint but already did*
Actually, nevermind. It's only twenty-two verses so it should be easy.
*is doodling unrecognisable drawings of Ring Wraiths*
*would beg for Ebby to post them but has fainted*
Ah uzed zmellin' pepperz on boz ye und Kade zeveral poztz agae, Lass. Ye're nae unconciouz anymore.
Ah'm nae zure vhich topic Ah taped Napoleon tae ze ceiling in, but it daeznae matter...Ah'll zrov 'im in ze cupboard viz Hitler... *Takez Napoleon doon* 'ere ye gae, Napoleon... In ze cupboard. Cupboard. Napoleon. Zere ye gae! *Openz ze cupboard, und zrovz Napoleon in ontae Hitler*
Na' on tae ztudyin' Wraithology!
*is still unmoveing*
Welp, guess she's dead.
*Buries Lass in a shallow grave.* Anybody have words to say for the eulogy?
*digs Lass up and defibrillates (spelling?) her*
*is oblivious to all this*
*dies*
*Re-buries Lass in an even more shallow grave.*
She wasn't dead the first time you buried her.
*Lass' ghost comes out and looks at Ebby* it's fine my friend, we shall meat again in mandoss halls and on the white shores of valanor.. and then we may once again laugh together, and we shall be glad in the place of waiting 'till doom comes and the new song begins..
*Calls the Ghostbusters.*
*Takes away Kade's phone.*
I'm sorry child, but phones aren't allowed in class! :D
Of course, I can't let you call the ghostbusters either; they'd likely ask what's in the downstairs classroom... I can't bear to let a tragedy like that to happen again...
*Hands Lass another printout of "If".*
*Stealths away to check out the downstairs classroom.*
Verdauga's going to notice.
*Watches Kade leave but doesn't move.*
I was just talking with you, young one, do you really think you can escape me?
*Keeps stealthing away, quietly defenestrating himself back into the classroom.*
*Watches Kade fly through the track field side window.*
Good. What are you going to study for free study time, young man?
*Stealths up to the door at the back of the class room and tries the door knob.*
*The door opens.*
*Stealthily peers through the door and into what lies beyond.*
*It looks like the rest of the school.*
*Stealthily listens for sounds of anything unusual.*
*Rolls*
16
*Kade hears Miss Daphne humming while she mops the floors.*
(This is the door that you keep tossing things in to, right?)
(No. The classroom has two entryways. The closet in the back doesn't have a knob.)
(Ooooook)
*Heads to the closet without a knob, puts his ear to it, and listens for anything.*
*Roll*
...2....
Kade, are you sure you aren't the UU Librarian? *throws Kade a banana (or, as Nanny Ogg would say, a bananananan)*
*Leaning against the closet door seems... You shake your head and realize you are feeling very tired.*
Let uz zee...Ze Wraith are...originatin' from...in ze Galaxy o'...Viz ze ability tae...Alzae, zey...Mozt o' zeir 'oive zhipz are... *Keepz readin'*
Hmm... Is Russa also offline during Lent? Does anyone know?
Not sure.
Hmm.... Imteresting...
Quote from: Verdauga on March 25, 2020, 03:38:44 PM
*Leaning against the closet door seems... You shake your head and realize you are feeling very tired.*
Hmmm.
*Goes to sleep.*
*Roll.*
NAT 20!
*Kade falls down like he was hit with a wrecking ball, snoring as soon as he hits the ground.*
(Mm, I like this game.)
*Kade smiles in his sleep.*
*Sebias grabs a feather*
(You gotta roll for it)
now I go to mandoss halls, goodbye my friend, also HappyBirthDay Ebby! *goes to mandoss halls*
Do you want me to start a birthday topic for her?
I probably should, given the current circumstances :laugh:
It's a bit late now, but nobody did a birthday topic for me.
I didn't even know your birthday happened, I'm sorry. It doesn't show on your account.
Teer definitely knew, and it was even mentioned.
I can make a belated birthday topic for you if you want.
We are really learning a lot this birthday class :D
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 09:11:25 PM
Teer definitely knew, and it was even mentioned.
Sorry, I was away and didn't return till about two weeks after the event. I gave you a birthday present though.
Quote from: Booklover on March 25, 2020, 09:04:31 PM
It's a bit late now, but nobody did a birthday topic for me.
I'm sorry, I hadn't fowed the bored at that point...
*raises paw*
*Raises paw behind Teer.*
(Heh, dasa Oops)
*waits for teacher to notice*
*Logs back in just to notice*
Yes, children?
(Hehehe)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 26, 2020, 01:56:05 AM
*Logs back in just to notice*
Yes, children?
I've memorized If.
it? what's it?
Not, it; If, with an f (and a capital i). It's a poem by Rudyard Kipling. (As you should know, since Mr. Verdauga gave you a copy of it to learn)
I'm dead, let me be so in peace!
Even so, you should be memorising If.
Spoiler
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!
(she's been doing so for quite some ears...)
(Ears is a wonderful currency, indeed. I understand why she practices for them.)
(I thought you were detective, not a bounty hunter.)
(I didn't say I traded in them)
>_>
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 11:17:26 AM
Spoiler
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!
Was that from memory or did you just copy and paste?
Let uz zee... Notable individual Wraithz 'ave...und able tae...for zoze vhom...'ove'er zoze zat...unlezz zey 'ave...in vhich caze...In alternate reality it iz pozzible...vere zat reality's version o'...'oive-zhipz can uzually regrov after... *Keepz ztudyin'*
Man, I thought I would understand Hiag's post in the shadow relm, welp, I guess not..
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 26, 2020, 11:47:50 PM
Let uz zee... Notable individual Wraithz 'ave...und able tae...for zoze vhom...'ove'er zoze zat...unlezz zey 'ave...in vhich caze...In alternate reality it iz pozzible...vere zat reality's version o'...'oive-zhipz can uzually regrov after... *Keepz ztudyin'*
'iag, it vould be apprez'eated if ye finiz'ed yer zentenzez.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 26, 2020, 11:26:23 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 26, 2020, 11:17:26 AM
Spoiler
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream—and not make dreams your master;
If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And—which is more—you'll be a Man, my son!
Was that from memory or did you just copy and paste?
I just copied and pasted. However, there are some other poems I know.
Demon pox, oh demon pox,
Just how is it acquired?
One must go down to the bad part of town until one is very tired,
Demon pox, oh demon pox,
I had it all along,
No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,
I mean this very song!
For I was right, and you were wrong!
Ah. You should memorise it.
Perhaps after memorising Greybeard Halt and the Heron Saga.
After much trial and error, I finally managed to memorize...
Spoiler
My name.
Well done! *claps* I won't ask you to recite it, though, because of the pressure from the audience and the difficulty of the task.
*Wipes sweat off brow.* Whew, thanks! I was worried about that.
So, would you like to tell the audience why you chose that particular thing to memorise?
Because it's really important to me! I've come to use it to define who I am, so I thought I should probably be able to recite it without having to look!
I know you are very passionate about this topic, however I think you should calm down a bit before you get too angry.
Hmmm, was I angry? I'm sorry....
There, there. Don't worry. It's good to have people so passionate about something that isn't football, video games or social media, these days.
And who, are you? the proud lord said, that I must bow, so loooow, only a cat-
-of a different coat, that's all the truth I know. But in a coat of gold or a coat of red the lion still has its claws. And mine are long and sharp, my lord, as long and sharp as yours.
Am I correct?
*high fives*
I'll take that as a yes. *looks at Verdauga and raises paw*
*continues trying to memorise The Raven*
*gives Ebby one last hug, then leaves *
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 09:59:44 PM
I'll take that as a yes. *looks at Verdauga and raises paw*
Yes, child?
I memorised 'If' several years ago, but I can't remember the whole thing anymore. Sorry.
Okay. Thank you for telling me.
That's alright.
It is. We all have shortcomings. In fact, *Continues in a soft-toned lecture.*
('That's alright' is what we say instead of 'You're welcome', btw)
(typical!!!!!)
Good work or well done, Teer.
Adequate?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 10:16:44 PM
('That's alright' is what we say instead of 'You're welcome', btw)
{Yeah, I've heard that before, but my brain's in sleep mode, sooo...}
Do you need some more rest, dearest? There's a bed in the bathroom, for some reason. I can keep the classroom in order while you have a quick nap.
I think he blew that up with the plasma mine.
*looks in the bathroom* No, it's still intact. A bit messy, but it's even got all its blankets.
No, no, darling, I'll be fine. I'll get my rest when Russa takes back over.
Are you sure, honey? It might be a while before Russa can do that and I wouldn't want you to over-exhaust yourself.
*Is already sleeping in the bed that Teer had been talking about.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 27, 2020, 11:04:02 PM
Are you sure, honey? It might be a while before Russa can do that and I wouldn't want you to over-exhaust yourself.
I'm sure darling
*enters the bathroom, covers Kade's paws with soap and leaves*
(Oooooo, you went in the boys bathroom!)
{Or alternatively, you went into the girls' bathroom.}
It's just a bathroom, I'm pretty sure. I don't recall any gender being assigned to it.
{There wasn't.}
(In schools, they're separated by gender.)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 27, 2020, 11:09:24 PM
{Or alternatively, you went into the girls' bathroom.}
(I would never. Who in the world do you take me for?)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 11:12:52 PM
(I would never. Who in the world do you take me for?)
(I wouldn't take you for anyone. I'm a teacher, not a bounty hunter.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 11:05:05 PM
*Is already sleeping in the bed that Teer had been talking about.*
Hehe. Kade's in the girls' bathroom! Kade's in the girls' bathroom!
*giggles*
*Smiles at the children's antics.*
*giggles at Kade*
Copycat.
*Smiles in his sleep.*
*tickles Kade's soapy paws*
Kade's in the girls' toilet!
(How would a bed be in a toilet? It's a
bed. It's also where you were about to send your husband -_-)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 27, 2020, 11:28:39 PM
*tickles Kade's soapy paws*
*Giggles in his sleep.*
(Toilet meaning the room in which a toilet is installed, not meaning the toilet itself)
(Exactly! A bathroom implies that there's a bath in the room)
There are in most.
Even in a school?
(A restroom, then.)
(=toilet.)
(A toilet is a toilet, and a restroom is a restroom. Silly goose.)
(Actual bean.)
(Whatever)
Kade's in the girls' roominwhichonedoestheirbusiness! Kade's in the girls' roominwhichonedoestheirbusiness!
(Hah!)
*raises paw*
*raises paw higher than Teer's*
Yes, children?
Oh. Go on then, Teer.
Oh, well... I was going to point out that you forgot to close your paren' but you already fixed it.
Thank you, though, for being aware of that.
*Begins snoring.*
Quote from: Verdauga on March 27, 2020, 11:55:56 PM
Thank you, though, for being aware of that.
That's alright. *beams happily*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 27, 2020, 11:40:46 PM
(A toilet is a toilet, and a restroom is a restroom. Silly goose.)
Oooh, I thought a restroom was like a sittingroom...
:laugh:
That is a perfectly sensible assumption.
These Americans are crazy.
No, you New Zealanders are.
;)
False!
Very good!
Although, children, it is truest to remember that others may seem crazy because they have a different dialect, or different traditions. In these cases, examine these carefully before dismissing someone as crazy. :)
I beg to differ. We didn't dismiss you as crazy, we accepted you as crazy, and, therefore, one of our own.
In which case, do you mean to say that Teer was incorrect to declare the notion that NZers are crazy as false?
Absolutely. The world is a crazy place, after all.
*Half wakes up.* I object!
Y'all, it's time for lunch again. *Starts eating a muffin*
Lunch time! *charges out onto the playground, ignoring the suggestion of food*
*would say Yay but is dead*
*begins swinging on the monkey bars*
(Pffft! don't you remember last time? somebeast broke your nose!)
*Falls back asleep.*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 28, 2020, 01:15:56 AM
(Pffft! don't you remember last time? somebeast broke your nose!)
Of course I remember! However, that will not be happening on this occasion, so you need not worry yourself.
alrighty. ::)
*Suddenly wakes up.* Why in the world am I in the girls restroom? This is gross! *Kool-aid Man's his way out of there, busting a big hole in the wall.*
(wh-why did you do that?)
('Cause it was gross in there!)
*hears Kade* Hey, the girls' bathroom isn't gross!
*Eats a large pretzel*
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:24:48 AM
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
I can't believe it! You made a Hitchiker's reference! We have succeeded in educating Teer!
It's also Jarky's personal text.
*Leaves for home.*
So? It still shows that Teer appreciates the awesomeness.
Teer is good at appreciating things. She appreciates my cousin because he is a very appreciable person, apparently.
Quote from: Booklover on March 28, 2020, 11:58:52 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:24:48 AM
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
I can't believe it! You made a Hitchhiker's reference! We have succeeded in educating Teer!
well, they are one of Dad's favorite books sooo, yeah...
Quote from: Booklover on March 28, 2020, 11:58:52 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:24:48 AM
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
I can't believe it! You made a Hitchiker's reference! We have succeeded in educating Teer!
Yeah, I actually intend to read Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, after I finish the other dozen books I'm reading. I've heard some cool stuff about it.
*would nod but is dead so can't*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 09:36:54 PM
Quote from: Booklover on March 28, 2020, 11:58:52 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 07:24:48 AM
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.
I can't believe it! You made a Hitchiker's reference! We have succeeded in educating Teer!
Yeah, I actually intend to read Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, after I finish the other dozen books I'm reading. I've heard some cool stuff about it.
Party time! (as long as it isn't the one in that floating bar that's lasted for three generations or so)
I haven't actually started reading it yet, Booklover, so I don't get all the references.
I know. That's the point.
*is tempted to do the line face*
-_-
Yeah, like that. (Except I didn't do it because I have standards)
Oh, okay, I get it. *Doesn't get it*
Don't worry, Miss Russa. It's not important.
(wait....what just happened?)
I have no idea.
(okay, then...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 10:09:21 PM
Yeah, like that. (Except I didn't do it because I have standards)
I feel as if I'm being mocked.
(Duh)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 28, 2020, 10:09:21 PM
Yeah, like that. (Except I didn't do it because I have standards)
I feel as if I'm being mocked.
Not mocked. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery and it's the thought that counts.
Does that count regarding thoughts of derision?
(you guys are stuffed.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 08:30:51 AM
Does that count regarding thoughts of derision?
I don't know, but, whether or not it does, there were no thoughts of derision involved.
(I'm confused...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 08:30:51 AM
Does that count regarding thoughts of derision?
I don't know, but, whether or not it does, there were no thoughts of derision involved.
What about your comment regarding "standards", if I may ask?
(you may not.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 08:43:44 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 08:36:40 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 29, 2020, 08:30:51 AM
Does that count regarding thoughts of derision?
I don't know, but, whether or not it does, there were no thoughts of derision involved.
What about your comment regarding "standards", if I may ask?
Simply that I don't believe line faces are necessary on a day to day basis.
Mmhmm.
Not going to respond? Huh, I thought as much.
And why, pray tell, do you think you even deserve a response?
You don't deserve a response either, but I'll give you one anyway. *aims a punch at Kade's nose*
(and *calls it*)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 29, 2020, 09:03:43 AM
You don't deserve a response either, but I'll give you one anyway. *aims a punch at Kade's nose*
*Hastily jerks his head to the side, just narrowly avoiding the blow. Luckily for him, she'd given away her intentions right before throwing the punch. Eyes narrowed, the Otterbadger growls.* You think you can just get away with that? *Quickly leaps forward, throwing a short left hook aimed at the Taniwha's temple.*
*ducks, the blow catching left cheek instead. Growls with pain and anger, eyes flashing* I'll teach you, fluff ball! *leaps at Kade, left paw shooting forward in a quick jab and right paw coming 'round for a powerful hook*
*Kade's eyes flash with anger and annoyance as he catches the quick jab with his snout, but recognizes the set up and ducks, weaving to the left underneath the hook and throwing a right body blow at the same time.*
(this is bad, you guys are gona get locked up, reeaaalll good.)
*Teer smiled in grim satisfaction as her left paw hit the mark, side-stepping to avoid Kade's next move and, seeing what it was, kicking out to the side to catch the otterbadger on the back of the knee*
(The duck and weave I was talking about is a move similar to this)
Spoiler
(https://i.gifer.com/A2gO.gif)
(Except at a closer range, and throwing a right body blow during the weave.)
(Ah, sorry. I don't have much experience with fist-fights)
Stop it, both of you. You are complete and total beans.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:19:50 AM
(Ah, sorry. I don't have much experience with fist-fights)
(You're good ^-^)
*Annoyed that he'd missed, Kade stepped forward with the leg Teer was aiming it, dodging her kick. He then twisted his body, swinging his other leg around in a powerful roundhouse toward the Taniwha's head.*
Hello? I said stop it.
(and they said 'no')
Well, I refuse to accept that as an answer.
(you're a pain.)
Thank you.
(-_-)
(Hehehe! Line face!)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 30, 2020, 04:47:36 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 04:19:50 AM
(Ah, sorry. I don't have much experience with fist-fights)
(You're good ^-^)
*Annoyed that he'd missed, Kade stepped forward with the leg Teer was aiming it, dodging her kick. He then twisted his body, swinging his other leg around in a powerful roundhouse toward the Taniwha's head.*
(Thanks. This is great practice)
*Teer saw the blow coming and ducked briefly, coming up again as the leg was going over her head to thump her skull into the offending limb with considerable force, hopefully sending the otterbadger off balance and sprawling on the ground*
*moves between Kade and Teer* For the third and final time, STOP IT!
(Ebby, I miss you, but you have more to live for, MOOOOOVE!!!!!)
(Eb, get out of the way. I don't want to hurt you and I don't think Kade does either)
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/JCWE/superman-maybe-i-could-move-the-earth-out-of-the-way/image.png)
Lass, would you mind restraining Eb, please?
(I know, but she will be in pain soon...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 30, 2020, 09:55:22 AM
Lass, would you mind restraining Eb, please?
(I can't, I'm dead, I cannot do anything...)
(You aren't dead, you've been resurrected)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 25, 2020, 08:48:52 PM
now I go to mandoss halls, goodbye my friend, also HappyBirthDay Ebby! *goes to mandoss halls*
(^)
You still aren't dead.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 30, 2020, 08:24:22 AM
*moves between Kade and Teer* For the third and final time, STOP IT!
Don't do that. This is high quality entertainment! Why would you want to stop them?
(Gaah! One-eye, please get her out of the way!!!!!!!)
*picks Eb up (gently), ties her paws together and places her (gently) in a tree* Stay. *goes back to the fight, right and left paws jabbing at Kade in quick succession*
(*comes back to life*)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 02:26:45 AM
*picks Eb up (gently), ties her paws together and places her (gently) in a tree* Stay. *goes back to the fight, right and left paws jabbing at Kade in quick succession*
*Weaves in-between them left, and then right, forming a sidways figure 8 pattern. Continues the motion, transitioning into a Dempsey Roll as he steps forward throwing hook after hook in time with his weaving.*
*jumps into the tree with Ebby in it* that was very dumb of you Ebony
*ducks below Kade's blows and aims a headbutt at his stomach*
(OOC: *googles what a Dempsy Roll is*)
(Probably should've done that before posting then :laugh:)
(Meh, my post still works)
(Mmmmm, I mean, the dempsey roll works by continually ducking. To get under that, you'd basically have to be on your knees :laugh: I'll roll with it though.)
*Shifts to the side as Teer goes for a headbutt, ending up beside her as she projects herself forward. Seeing an opportunity, he throws a knee strike towards her own unprotected stomach.*
*hands Ebby some popcorn, but then sees that she can't eat it, so just waits for Ebby to post confirming or denying the fact*
(Don't underestimate my ability to be short. It's well-founded on real life)
*Teer was already beginning to stand up again as Kade's knee came up but it still caught her pretty solidly, driving most of the air out of her lungs in an explosive Ooof! The taniwha retreated briefly as she got her breath back, then came in again with a proper roll, kicking out at the otterbadger halfway through and sending both paws at him in a double punch as she finished the move*
(Are my paws tied behind me or before me?)
behind, Duh!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on March 31, 2020, 08:12:11 AM
(Are my paws tied behind me or before me?)
(They're just tied in such a way that you can't get in the way of our fight again. If you want to know how that works, it's because of my taniwha ability)
pritty much... ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 07:18:27 AM
(Don't underestimate my ability to be short. It's well-founded on real life)
*Teer was already beginning to stand up again as Kade's knee came up but it still caught her pretty solidly, driving most of the air out of her lungs in an explosive Ooof! The taniwha retreated briefly as she got her breath back, then came in again with a proper roll, kicking out at the otterbadger halfway through and sending both paws at him in a double punch as she finished the move*
(I can not comprehend what kind of movement you're trying to describe :laugh:)
You shouldn't be fighting in a school. You could be killed, or worse, expelled.
More likely you'd just get detention, and being killed is worse than getting expelled.
*Door bursts open.*
CHILDREN!!!
What are you doing?*Sighs and composes self.*
*Takes deep breaths for several minutes.*
As you four were unsupervised, a responsibility resting upon me, I shall not yet award detention. However,
GET IN YOUR SEATS NOW.
*Immediately runs up and hugs Verdauga.* Verdaugaaaaaaaa, Teer was bullying meeeeeeee!!!!!! *Begins crying.*
There there, child, but you goaded her to it as well; sit in your seat, and I'll deal with Teer when she returns to us.
*Sniffles.* O- ok.... *Returns to seat.*
Thank you, young man. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Immediately runs up and hugs Verdauga.* Verdaugaaaaaaaa, Teer was bullying meeeeeeee!!!!!! *Begins crying.*
you guys have been planing this over PM for quite some time, why would you say that?!
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Immediately runs up and hugs Verdauga.* Verdaugaaaaaaaa, Teer was bullying meeeeeeee!!!!!! *Begins crying.*
you guys have been planing this over PM for quite some time, why would you say that?!
*Looks at Lass.*
*Turns gaze to Kade and Teer.*
*Raises eyebrow.*
You two have been passing each other notes in class?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 06:05:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 07:18:27 AM
(Don't underestimate my ability to be short. It's well-founded on real life)
*Teer was already beginning to stand up again as Kade's knee came up but it still caught her pretty solidly, driving most of the air out of her lungs in an explosive Ooof! The taniwha retreated briefly as she got her breath back, then came in again with a proper roll, kicking out at the otterbadger halfway through and sending both paws at him in a double punch as she finished the move*
(I can not comprehend what kind of movement you're trying to describe :laugh:)
(Um... there's probably some fancy name for it that I don't know. Basically like a roly-poly but, halfway through, my legs kick out at your stomach and then, as the movement takes me up again, both my paws jab forward in two independent punches, aiming for where your face would be had my kick landed in the right place)
Quote from: Verdauga on March 31, 2020, 06:58:22 PM
*Door bursts open.*
CHILDREN!!!
What are you doing?
*Sighs and composes self.*
*Takes deep breaths for several minutes.*
As you four were unsupervised, a responsibility resting upon me, I shall not yet award detention. However,
GET IN YOUR SEATS NOW.
*folds arms and pouts* But teacher, Kade was being mean! He punched me and put his knee in my tummy. It's not fair! And it's lunch time. We don't even have to sit in our seats at lunchtime! I wanna keep playing on the playground!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 31, 2020, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Immediately runs up and hugs Verdauga.* Verdaugaaaaaaaa, Teer was bullying meeeeeeee!!!!!! *Begins crying.*
you guys have been planing this over PM for quite some time, why would you say that?!
*Looks at Lass.*
*Turns gaze to Kade and Teer.*
*Raises eyebrow.*
You two have been passing each other notes in class?
^^^^^^^^
@Siiiiiiiis....
Quote from: Verdauga on March 31, 2020, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Immediately runs up and hugs Verdauga.* Verdaugaaaaaaaa, Teer was bullying meeeeeeee!!!!!! *Begins crying.*
you guys have been planing this over PM for quite some time, why would you say that?!
*Looks at Lass.*
*Turns gaze to Kade and Teer.*
*Raises eyebrow.*
You two have been passing each other notes in class?
They were only little notes, and mostly passing them in the playground, not the class. Well, there were
some during class but not very many. Maybe about *counts on claws* twenty. All the rest were in the playground.
Don't talk back to me, young lady! First I hear you and Kade were fighting, and then I hear about your passing notes in the classroom. If it weren't free study time (a fact you'd better be grateful for) I'd have tossed into the closet by now.
*Notices I was pulling a large envelope from my desk.*
*Slides it back in, sighing and composing myself.*
Now. *Looks at the clock.* It is indeed lunchtime. Kade, go get lunch. I shall tell you, Teer, when you may leave.
And if I hear another fight start up, I'm throwing everyone into the closet,With Extra HOMEWORK.
*Sighs and gives a big grin.*
Kade, go get lunch. Lass, Eb, Booklover may also get lunch.
*Winks at Teer and smiles as he leaves the room.*
Now... to find something to eat. *Begins foraging about.*
*glares at Verdauga, then calls after Kade* If you don't have lunch, you can get some food out of my backpack. My lunchbox is in the back pocket.
Really? You're the best, sis! *Runs back and hugs Teer before retrieving the lunchbox and dashing off again.*
*smiles briefly, then remembers the situation and glares at Verdauga* It's not fair!
Quote from: Verdauga on March 31, 2020, 09:57:00 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 31, 2020, 09:41:37 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 07:23:13 PM
*Immediately runs up and hugs Verdauga.* Verdaugaaaaaaaa, Teer was bullying meeeeeeee!!!!!! *Begins crying.*
you guys have been planing this over PM for quite some time, why would you say that?!
*Looks at Lass.*
*Turns gaze to Kade and Teer.*
*Raises eyebrow.*
You two have been passing each other notes in class?
*gasps*
what have I done!
*Note: hugging function did not deactivate before food retrieval procedures engaged. Current status of Teer: being carried away by an overly-familiar Otterbadger.*
O.O
(I don't think that'll fit in the status thing but I'll try my best)
(HAH :laugh:)
*Lifts Teer out of Kade's grasp.*
You two aren't going anywhere together until you can hold your tempers.
B- but lunch!
(Seriously? I just changed my status and now I have to change it again!)
(Right?)
Well, Kade, if you want to have lunch with Teer, there is one thing you can do....
I would very much like to! What do I need to do?
*waits expectantly*
Go. Get. Lunch.
*Is grinning madly as I say this.*
*a look of confusion graces Teer's features*
*Is also confused.*
*Notices the pentacle on the closet in the back completing itself.*
*Doesn't stop grinning.*
Why don't you go have lunch on the playground, hmm?
*Is waiting for Kade to leave.*
*Smiles widely.* Ok! *Grabs Teer and defenestrates them both out of the room.*
*Sits in desk and leans head in a hand.*
*Writes on a slip of paper before scratching it out.*
I'll let 'em go this time.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 31, 2020, 10:06:24 PM
Don't talk back to me, young lady! First I hear you and Kade were fighting, and then I hear about your passing notes in the classroom. If it weren't free study time (a fact you'd better be grateful for) I'd have tossed into the closet by now.
*Notices I was pulling a large envelope from my desk.*
*Slides it back in, sighing and composing myself.*
Now. *Looks at the clock.* It is indeed lunchtime. Kade, go get lunch. I shall tell you, Teer, when you may leave.
And if I hear another fight start up, I'm throwing everyone into the closet,With Extra HOMEWORK.
*Sighs and gives a big grin.*
Kade, go get lunch. Lass, Eb, Booklover may also get lunch.
The phrase I have highlighted in bold (which isn't the same as mere highlighting) doesn't make sense. *goes to get lunch*
(That's because "you" is missing.)
(Why?)
(Because I forgot to type it.)
(How dare you)
*happily sits in the playground with Kade* That was confusing. I wonder why the teacher let me go?
*Waits for Teer and Kade to start fighting again.*
*isn't planning to fight anytime soon*
*Writes on a differently colored slip of paper.*
*waits for Kade to open the lunchbox so we can start eating*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 11:09:21 PM
*happily sits in the playground with Kade* That was confusing. I wonder why the teacher let me go?
Who knows? Anyways, let's eat! *Pulls out Teer's lunchbox from somewhere and opens it, curious as to what's inside.*
THREE PAGES GUYS, IN 10 MINUTES!!!!!!
It was a little greater than ten minutes, I think.
Oh?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 31, 2020, 11:52:51 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on March 31, 2020, 11:09:21 PM
*happily sits in the playground with Kade* That was confusing. I wonder why the teacher let me go?
Who knows? Anyways, let's eat! *Pulls out Teer's lunchbox from somewhere and opens it, curious as to what's inside.*
*Kade sees three bananas, two salad sandwiches, a couple of apples, a container of bliss balls and two pieces of very dark chocolate*
The chocolate's only ninety percent because I couldn't find any ninety-five. I think they'd run out of it.
Such a shame. You should have both of those since this is all originally yours anyways. *Passes Teer both pieces of dark chocolate, one and a half bananas, a salad sandwich, and an apple. He then holds up the container of bliss balls.* So... what are these?
You're joking, right? You don't know what bliss balls are?!
AHHHHHHHHhh-oh, it's just Ebby. Hey sweetie! Where have you been? And to answer your question, I do not ^-^
Getting my lunchbox. Bliss balls are delicious things that everybeast should know about. Here, I will educate you.
Spoiler
(https://cupfulofkale.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Chocolate-Hazelnut-Bliss-Balls-720x720.jpeg)
Ok, well, I assume that's some sort of chocolate ball with nuts mixed in?
think of cookie doe with nuts and dried fruit. some types are like that and others not so.
Pretty much, but you can have all different kinds.
Aye. *unties Ebby and helps her down*
Thanks.
Now, let's get eating!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 02:59:19 AM
Such a shame. You should have both of those since this is all originally yours anyways. *Passes Teer both pieces of dark chocolate, one and a half bananas, a salad sandwich, and an apple. He then holds up the container of bliss balls.* So... what are these?
Thanks. *takes food* Those are little balls made of dried fruit and nuts. You can get all different kinds but those ones have dates, cashews, cacao and coconut. They're one of my favourite kinds.
yeah, bliss balls are balls of bliss
Hence the name.
*nods*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 01, 2020, 05:06:36 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 01, 2020, 02:59:19 AM
Such a shame. You should have both of those since this is all originally yours anyways. *Passes Teer both pieces of dark chocolate, one and a half bananas, a salad sandwich, and an apple. He then holds up the container of bliss balls.* So... what are these?
Thanks. *takes food* Those are little balls made of dried fruit and nuts. You can get all different kinds but those ones have dates, cashews, cacao and coconut. They're one of my favourite kinds.
Cool! *grabs a couple and begins chowing down on his lunch.*
*gives Russa a cake*
*Eats the cake* Thanks!
you're welcome ^-^
I don't get a cake? Ok..... I'm not mad......
*gives Verdauga a cake*
Aww, thank you, child!
*Gives Booklover half of the cake.*
*shares the cake out between the other pupils*
*eats the sandwich*
*Cleans the classroom.*
*Falls asleep, sandwich in mouth.*
*pokes Kade*
*coughs*
*has finished most of the lunch and begins eating the bliss balls*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 02, 2020, 01:26:55 PM
I don't get a cake? Ok..... I'm not mad......
oh, sorry, I tryed to make more cake but...*hands Verdie a brownie*
Aw, thanks! But Booklover alredy shared a cake with me. Why don't you have that brownie, child?
because, 42
That wasn't the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.
Quote from: Booklover on April 05, 2020, 11:08:03 AM
That wasn't the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything.
everything...
?
42 is the answer to everything.
No, it's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life the Universe and Everything.
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:53:18 AM
No, it's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life the Universe and Everything.
^^
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2020, 10:53:18 AM
No, it's the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life the Universe and Everything.
Welp, I need to go soon...
It is 11pm for you, I suppose.
Nope, ten. Daylight saving went back yesterday.
*nods* it's Corn's fault...
So in the space of a week you went from 13 hours ahead to 11 hours ahead of us.
Ah... probably, yeah. (I really haven't been keeping track of your time. I just give my time and let otherbeasts figure it out for themselves)
Strange how we do it on the last Sunday in March and you do it on the first Sunday in April.
Yep, pretty march.
Teer made a pun! Teer made a pun!
Shh, don't tell anybeast!
Sorry. I already have.
Whatever. I don't really mind puns that much, it's when they get put in italics or otherwise highlighted that annoys me. They're pretty obvious anyway and anybeast that doesn't pick them up probably won't understand the joke even when it's pointed out. It's insulting to act as if we don't have the brain capacity to notice them without them being shoved down our throats.
>_>
(It's part of the delivery.)
(The pizza delivery?)
No, that's DiGiorno.
(Friggin' oi)
*re-enters*
*Is still asleep, sandwich in mouth.*
*Ztartz vhiztlin' a complex zymphony includin' av mannerz o' muzical inztrumentz*
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A line of faces.
*line face intensifies*
*Chaotic laughter begins to bubble from the sleeping Otterbadger, but his opening mouth allows the sandwich to fall down into his throat and puts a stop to that real quick.*
-_-Quote from: Verdauga on April 06, 2020, 09:28:23 PM
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A line of faces.
A face line.
*pats Kade's back to stop him from choking*
*The sandwich flies up into the air, and then falls right back down into the Otterbadgers open mouth.*
*eats another bliss ball*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 06, 2020, 10:02:12 PM
*The sandwich flies up into the air, and then falls right back down into the Otterbadgers open mouth.*
Nice! good show ol' chap!!
*eats a bliss ball*
*Organizes the desks and cleans the windows.
*falls asleep somewhere*
*Places a pillow underneath Lass' head.*
*smiles in sleep*
*Greases the school's doors.*
*Herman bursts open the school doors, and hurries to his classroom* *Herman arrives at his classroom* Hello, miss Russa. My name is Herman A. Smith.
*Glances over at Herman.*
*Writes something down on a notepad and places it on Russa's desk.*
Look around and find a seat; Although, you also may want to hit up the cafeteria. Lunchtime's nearly over.
Don't worry, I'm not hungry.
>_>
<_<
<_<
>_>
Hello, Lass!
*is still sleeping*
*Herman opens his textbooks*
*swoops in with Lass' lunch box* here ya go, Lass... were is Lass?
She's out sleeping on the lunch table.
*Glances outside.*
Good day for it to. Nice and warm.
ah, thank you! *goes to find Lass*
*eats another bliss ball* I wonder how long it'll be before lunch time's over.
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 08, 2020, 09:41:29 PM
*Herman bursts open the school doors, and hurries to his classroom* *Herman arrives at his classroom* Hello, miss Russa. My name is Herman A. Smith.
Hey, Herman. O_o
erm, miss, can you please explain your brother?
Herman is my brother's dolphin friend. He's taken over his account while he's away. Have you seen Herman's YouTube channel?
No, we haven't. Maybe it would be a good thing to learn about. I don't know that much about dolphins.
My YouTube channel was trashed. Discarded. Deleted. :)
You really like that particular smiley, don't you? :laugh:
Perhaps. :D Mistress Russa, what are we learning today?
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 09, 2020, 05:13:10 AM
My YouTube channel was trashed. Discarded. Deleted. :)
AND YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT?!?!?!? :o
*has finished lunch*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 09, 2020, 07:33:06 AM
AND YOU'RE HAPPY ABOUT IT?!?!?!? :o
I deleted it. I never uploaded when I said I would.
*is now fully awake and very shocked*
ah, there you ar- what's the matter?
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*begins doing ballet exercises*
Deary me! I forgot to give my juicy apple to our fair teacher. :-| *Herman places his juicy apple on Mistress Russa's desk.
*Sets out various sheets of papre and pencils for the students.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 09, 2020, 03:08:24 PM
*Sets out various sheets of papre and pencils for the students.*
Papre? Is that something very old, made from trees, for writing on? (The ancient version of 'paper', in other words).
I tend to accidentally transpose the "e" and "r" when I type that, so I do it on purpose now.
If you want it to be ancient papre, you can have it so.
No, modern paper will be fine.
So it is.
Also, does it need to be a pencil, or would a pen be fine?
Pens would be fine.
So, what exactly are we doing?
I have no idea. I'm simply setting out pencils and sheets of paper on the desks.
Why?
Atmozphere...
*is waiting for the bell to go off*
*Glances at the clock on the wall.*
Five more minutes, children!
(Which would be like ten more posts.)
Do you work here, Mr. Verdauga?
I do, child. I'm the assistant teacher.
Cool!
Edit: Mr. Verdauga, are you quite sure you didn't just sneak into this school while Mistress Russa was away?
Ohoho! No, child! Miss Russa was definitely here when I sneaked in. :D
*comes into classroom* Mr. Verdauga, I'm bored. When is school starting?
Two more minutes, child. Why don't you take a seat, and I'll call the other kids in.
*is setting up a makeshift light-table*
*Slumber overtakes the dolphin*
Sleep well. *finishes setting up a makeshift light-table and begins tracing horse drawings*
All right kids! Time for class!!!
*Herman awakens*
*looks up briefly* What are we supposed to be doing? 'Cause I'm otherwise engaged right now.
*sits down*
Kade, wake up. Class is starting.
Deary me! If Kade doesn't wake up Mistress Russa will bring in The Cudgel.
I...don't think so. She wouldn't dare.
It looks like it's time for history studies!
*runs in and sits down at desk*
*poofs in and splats into seat*
*Herman prepares to study history*
*stands up, runs outside and brings Kade in, propping him up in his seat and sitting down again*
Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!
*Herman begins his study on "The Formation of Democracy" *
*has put aside the tracings and is reading about the Ancient Celts*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 02:27:37 AM
Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!
*winces in surprise at the sudden movement, then gets the textbook from the desk*
Horrible Histories, Slimy Stuarts. Nice! *begins studying*
*looks up* I'm reading a Horrible Histories book as well.
*begins reading a Horrible Histories book* So am I.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 02:27:37 AM
Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!
*Smiling all the while.*
*Has just about expired from lack of air due to the sandwich lodged in his throat.*
Heimlich Manoeuvre!
*While smiling, slams my 1913 World Encycopaedia, First Edition into Kade's stomach.*
*A soggy sandwich flies out of the Otterbadger's mouth and straight towards the substitute teacher's face.*
*Stops the sandwhich midair, and sends it out the track side window with a flick o the wrist.*
*applauds*
Thank you, child.
*Cleans hand.*
*Begins breathing normally again. Still out like a light, though.*
*Herman's stomach begins to make noises* :-[
Are you hungry, Herman? *puts an ant on Kade's nose*
*Hands a chocolate muffin to SheevHerman.*
Thank you! *Herman consumes the muffin*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:14:00 PM
Are you hungry, Herman? *puts an ant on Kade's nose*
*Ant tickles Kade's nose and he wrinkles it in his sleep.*
*blows the ant off*
*Smiles in his sleep as he feels what he thinks is wind across his face.*
*goes back to reading Horrible Histories*
*Herman feels Barfy* Aaaahh! I'm gonna barf. :( That muffin had too much sugar in it.
Wait, waitwaitwait.
That muffin.... was it... chocolate?
Yes it was! *Herman barfs*
*Rushes to and opens desk.*
Oh dear. I gave you a chocolate muffin of death.
well, no matter :laugh:
*Writse something on a slip of paper and hands it to SheevHerman.*
Take this to the school nurse, child :laugh:
Deary me! *Herman falls to the ground*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 10, 2020, 10:27:08 PM
*goes back to reading Horrible Histories*
*does the same, chuckling occasionally*
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 10:39:04 PM
Deary me! *Herman falls to the ground*
*Grabs a Vanilla Muffin of Life and shoves it down Herman's throat*
*Really needs to stock up on those.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 11, 2020, 12:26:37 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 10:39:04 PM
Deary me! *Herman falls to the ground*
*Grabs a Vanilla Muffin of Life and shoves it down Herman's throat*
Should dolphins be eating muffins in the first place?
Probably not, but this is the Cellars.
*Herman revives* I'm alive! :D
Yay.
Hah! I feel that way about my brothers, sometimes. ^-^
*would laugh long and hard over that but is too absorbed in book to hear*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 11, 2020, 01:06:10 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 11, 2020, 12:26:37 AM
Quote from: Sheev Palpatine on April 10, 2020, 10:39:04 PM
Deary me! *Herman falls to the ground*
*Grabs a Vanilla Muffin of Life and shoves it down Herman's throat*
Should dolphins be eating muffins in the first place?
Should mice, otterbadgers, taniwha, wildcats, otters and other animals eat muffins (or other food)?
*looks up from book* One taniwha, two taniwha. THERE'S NO S YOU TABLED METAPHAUN!!! *continues reading*
Sorry. (but there's no need to call me an imbecile)
Deepest apologies. I will edit my post.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 10, 2020, 02:27:37 AM
Hello, children! Your history textbooks should be in your desks! Today we are studying... *Looks at piece of paper, turns it upside down, squints, and slams it down on the desk.*
I don't quite know! Just open to a page and begin studying. If you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask!
what is the meaning of life? if you had rips in your shirt, and somebeast told you, what would you do?...
The meaning of life is to serve my Lord and Savior ^-^
I'd show off my muscles and battle-scars.
I approve of both of those answers. Well done, darling.
Thanks, dearest.
Do you have battle-scars?
Very faint ones, most recently from my battle with pickup truck brakes.
... ouch. I have a battle-scar on my right hand where I fell off my bike and ripped my artery open on a stone. It was quite funny because, as we were walking home and dripping blood everywhere, my sister was telling me about how somebeast would find the blood and it would trigger an enormous murder mystery that would never be solved because my death (from blood loss) had been registered as a known cause so nobeast knew who had been murdered. It was highly entertaining.
I've got one from cutting my finger on a tape measure.
Do you think it's possible to have a scar that's a map of the London Underground, and if so, how would you get it (you might know why I'm asking this, but even if you don't you can still answer)?
Tattoos are basically scars with ink in the wound.
That wasn't the question.
I know. That was the answer.
I was attacked by a hot frying pan once. I still have a fairly big burn scar on my forearm.
I was chopping wood one time when a killer attack log lunged for my nose.
Hardly scratched it.
I was viciously attacked by the monkey bars in a school playground once. They lunged at my nose. It broke.
Ouch.
Yeah, it wasn't very comfortable. It taught me a valuable lesson though:
The medical system is extremely annoying, slow and inefficient and should only be used for really serious stuff, if that.
Yep. I've only been to the hospital twice, and am not in the mood to go back.
*sigh* Lucky you.
Uh-oh. How many times have you been?
Overnight times that I actually remember? At least four, probably more like five or six. I spent heaps of time there when I was little though and I don't remember all of it.
Always getting injured?
I was-- well, for the most part am-- the least adventurous of my siblings.
Nah, broken nose was the only injury. I had appendicitis for one occasion, another one I had a flu and my temperature got really high. Mostly stuff like that. They've never actually done anything, they just want to 'monitor' me. (Which puts me in mind of Ublaz Madeyes and his lizards)
Yeah, a relative of mine got appendicitis. Nasty thing. At least that's the serious stuff that you save for the hospital.
*Glances at Ublaz's lizards entering the classroom.*
Meh, it was uncomfortable but I stayed home for the actual thing. The next day, mum took me to the doctor and they completely freaked out, after it had stopped. Annoyance.
*also looks at lizards* I know we're not normally allowed to fight in school but would this be an exception?
I don't imagine Miss Russa giving us detention for protecting Hectaville.
*Pulls cleaver out from desk.*
*grabs cleaver and paring knife from lunchbox* I don't bring weapons to school but these are essential tools, so they're allowed.
*Nods at Teer's cleaver.*
I approve.
*Advances on the interlopers.*
*jumps onto an empty desk, does a flip over the heads of the lizards and starts fighting them from behind*
Might as well get them in a pincer movement.
*Hacks a lizard's head off.*
I see your skills in acrobatics. Nice!
*stabs a lizard in the chest with paring knife* Yeah, I'm not that athletic in real life but, on the forum, I'm basically professional level at it.
*is standing on a desk at one end of the classroom, shooting any lizard that tries to flank Teer and Verdauga*
*Splits another lizard.*
That's six!
*sends another arrow slamming into a lizard* Eight.
*decapitates a lizard with cleaver and stabs another one in the neck with paring knife* Ten.
(Has this become a Legolas vs Gimli orc killing thing?)
*Has just now reached eight.*
My, my! how proficient!
(Wait, is this personal kills or all of us together?)
*disembowels a lizard with cleaver*
(I assumed it was personal from the two kill jump, but I suppose it could be total. Which makes more sense, as we wouldn't have to fit thirty-plus lizards in the classroom.)
(Yep, total makes sense.) *dispatches another lizard* How many of these things are there?
*Dismembers another lizard.*
Eighteen, I think?
There were two dozen. Two left, by my calculations. *tosses paring knife at a lizard, catching it in the throat* Make that one.
I've got it. *sends an arrow after the remaining lizard, killing it as it makes for the door*
*wipes cleaver clean and retrieves knife from lizard's throat*
*Wakes up from a long nap on my desk with paper on my head and blood everywhere*
W-what happened?
*is busy sharpening cleaver* Some of Ublaz' lizards turned up, so we gave them what for and... uh... *looks around at dead lizard bodies* didn't send them packing. They missed their ancestors.
I think it's awesome that you kids combined basic math and PE. Great work. :D
Quote from: Kreg on April 12, 2020, 04:39:24 AM
*Wakes up from a long nap on my desk with paper on my head and blood everywhere*
W-what happened?
Nothing unusual. :D
Yeah, it was rather fun too, actually.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 12, 2020, 08:07:32 AM
I think it's awesome that you kids combined basic math and PE. Great work. :D
And you could probably also claim a bit of biology as well.
Would social studies be a stretch?
If you can write an essay about how they relate, I'm sure it's fine.
Yes, I'd be interested in reading that.
I'd actually rather not.
*Laughs at the conversation.*
Quote from 'The Horse and His Boy', by C.S. Lewis:
"For in Calormen, story-telling (whether the stories are true or made up) is a thing you're taught, just as English boys and girls are taught essay-writing. The difference is that people want to hear the stories, whereas I never heard of anyone who wanted to read the essays."
I really need to reread Narnia. Probably won't be able to for another month, at the very least.
I just reread The Magician's Nephew.
Oo, I likes that book a lot.
I think it's the most thought-out one in the series.
Yes. I love Strawberry, the horse who gets turned into a Pegasus.
A full-Fledge-ed pegasus. :D
Hah, it took me a moment to get that one. I need to read it again, evidently.
I wouldn't have gotten it either if I didn't read it so recently :laugh:
I only got it because it was clearly a pun of some kind.
Indeed.
Yeah, I'd like to reread the series too. Maybe we should do that as part of our school assignment. (Though I think we lent the books to somebeast so I may have to wait 'til after lockdown. Either that or get them on Kindle, which isn't a bad idea)
*Goes back to schoolwork.*
*is very grumpy*
*stares solemnly into Lass' eyes* Hey Lass, guess what.
*Intently watches the conversation.*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 13, 2020, 01:44:41 AM
*stares solemnly into Lass' eyes* Hey Lass, guess what.
*dead pan voice* Spoon?
No.
FORK
*sets fire to the door and watches it fall out the window* I see.
*growers at Teer*
It's a compliment, Lass.
*sends a dart at Booklover
My first school shooting, it seems. *dodges*
Ouch.
Actually, it probably isn't even the first.
*stabs self with pen*
Eew, why?
*growls*
*Backs away*
*confiscates any sharp objects near Lass*
*growls again*
*jumps out the window*
Sydney or ze buzh!
I'll not have shouting in this class room young man.
Ach, zorry. Ze ztatement vanted tae be zat zize zough.
Then I advise you to restrain them while inside. I find it difficult to fit them through the door otherwise.
*Zreatenz tae lock zem in ze cupboard viz Hitler und Napoleon if zey dinnae be'ave*
Ah zink zey're villin' tae calm doon na'.
Why, thank you, young man!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 13, 2020, 07:31:24 PM
*Zreatenz tae lock zem in ze cupboard viz Hitler und Napoleon if zey dinnae be'ave*
Ah zink zey're villin' tae calm doon na'.
Maybe they'll turn into Harry Potter.
*is not grumpy anymore*
Why not?
(what?)
(I was asking why you were no longer grumpy.)
(oh, just a min...)
*re-enters the class room and sits at desk*
*Removes the lizard bodies from the area, as this doesn't seem to have been done yet.*
*Nods at Kade and smiles.*
Thank you, child.
*raises claw*
*Wanders to the playground after removing the bodies.*
*is sitting at desk, reading*
Kade, class has actually started so you might want to come back.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 13, 2020, 07:37:04 PM
Why, thank you young man!
There should be a comma before young man.
Indeed there should be! Thank you, young lady.
That's alright.
sleep tight by the fire light, Young ones.
*Places blanket over Lass.*
You too, child.
*coughs* thank you, sir.
My pleasure, child.
*studys*
*Has gotten lost and wanders into a dark section of the school he's never seen before.*
*is unaware of this*
What are we studying today? :D
nicknames, can I call you Hermie?
No, Lass, we're still studying history.
*Begins to uncover and learn many dark secrets that likely shouldn't be known.*
Scaryman?
Well done, brother.
*continues reading Horrible Histories*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 06:52:40 AM
Scaryman?
Na, I would more describe you as a gamer-lump of fluff-booknerd
It would be more grammatically correct and still bring your point across if you said a gaming lump of fluffy book-nerd. (More grammatically correct than your statement. Not necessarily grammatically correct)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 14, 2020, 09:37:57 AM
It would be more grammatically correct and still bring your point across if you said a gaming lump of fluffy book-nerd. (More grammatically correct than your statement. Not necessarily grammatically correct)
no. you're wrong.
You need to put capitals in that sentence.
nope! ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 14, 2020, 06:12:36 AM
*Begins to uncover and learn many dark secrets that likely shouldn't be known.*
*Notices Kade nosing around in my locker.*
HEY, GET OUT OF THERE!!
*winces* please don't yell..
*Drags Kade back into the classroom.*
I had to get his attention, child.
*Places Kade in a desk and returns to my own.*
*Is staring at Verdauga.*
*Pointedly ignores Kade.*
*Iz in ze procezz in Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic o' layin' a trap tae turn a Jeedai padavan tae ze Dark Zoide*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2020, 05:57:45 PM
*Drags Kade back into the classroom.*
I had to get his attention, child.
*Places Kade in a desk and returns to my own.*
O.
O
Hey, Kade. Psst!
*raises paw and looks at Verdauga* Excuse me, hir nin, but may I please go outside? I'm suffering from lack of tree climbing.
sir, you might want to let her go, last time somebeast tried to stop her...
*Still staring at Verdauga.* What's up?
Look over here.
*Stops staring at Verdauga and looks over at Teer curiously.*
*draws*
SHE'S PULLING A GUN!
What?...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:58:47 AM
*Stops staring at Verdauga and looks over at Teer curiously.*
*mimes Verdauga lecturing us for fighting*
*continues reading*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 15, 2020, 03:02:32 AM
*raises paw and looks at Verdauga* Excuse me, hir nin, but may I please go outside? I'm suffering from lack of tree climbing.
*Waves hand dismissively.* Yes, you may go, child. Little studying seems to be underway as it is.
*Calmly steps behind Teer, watching her imitations over horn-rimmed glasses.*
I'm still studying. *returns to studying*
*Glances at Booklover.*
Yes, you are. Thank you very much, child.
*Putz a Zith 'olocron right next tae Booklover, und vaitz fer 'er tae open it und turn tae ze Dark Zoide*
*Swipes the holocron off the desk.*
Goodness me, child! :D You know this can't do anything! Miss Booklover appears not to be force-sensitive. :D Now, why don't you get back to studying :D
*Places holocron in my pocket.*
(Y'know, I'm far too active for any shenanigans to go down.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 08:36:03 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 15, 2020, 03:58:47 AM
*Stops staring at Verdauga and looks over at Teer curiously.*
*mimes Verdauga lecturing us for fighting*
*Begins giggling.*
*Is standing behind Shisteer, trying to appear stern despite enjoying their antics.*
*mimes partially choking on the apple and switches to miming Lass jumping out the window*
*Gets worried when Teer mimes choking on an apple and immediately dashes over and engages the Heimlich maneuver, missing the fact that she'd already moved on by the time he got to her.* Don't worry, sis! I'll save you!
*sighs* I-'m f-in-e. Sim-ply an ex-pe-rt ac-tor.
*Uzez Ztealth tae become invizible*
*Fails his spot check and so doesn't notice.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 09:15:43 PM
*sighs* I-'m f-in-e. Sim-ply an ex-pe-rt ac-tor.
Yaaay! *Goes from heimliching to hugging.*
*Slowly looms over the two, managing to keep a straight face.*
*mimes Teer trying to tapdance*
(Oil! That implies that I can't actually tap dance.)
*is completely oblivious to Verdauga's looming figure*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 15, 2020, 10:54:56 PM
(Oil! That implies that I can't actually tap dance.)
*is completely oblivious to Verdauga's looming figure*
>:D
*Traces the pentacle on the closet door.*
*mimes Teer when she sees Verdie is on*
*Waits for Kolman to mime me when Teer is on.*
(I would imagine it goes something like this? '*groans* Ugh, seriously. *logs off quickly*')
(If you think it's that, I seriously want to know how you act when you see I'm on. :laugh:)
(I don't think that. I was joking. Generally, when I see you're on, I outwardly am relatively calm with a broad smile and 'Oooh, Verdauga's on. How nice.'. Inwardly, I'm generally more enthusiastic. 'Eee, Verdauga's on! Yay! *excited bouncing and squeaking* I wonder how my darling husband is today?' Then I generally laugh at myself for referring to you as my darling husband in my head)
(It's pretty much the same as on my end, then :D)
(Good to know)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 12:29:54 AM
(I don't think that. I was joking. Generally, when I see you're on, I outwardly am relatively calm with a broad smile and 'Oooh, Verdauga's on. How nice.'. Inwardly, I'm generally more enthusiastic. 'Eee, Verdauga's on! Yay! *excited bouncing and squeaking* I wonder how my darling husband is today?' Then I generally laugh at myself for referring to you as my darling husband in my head)
(No, your eyes shine and you smile, then he post something that's not even funny, and you crack up laughing.)
(Well, that too, when somebeast else is in the room)
(Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... ::))
(I laughed for a while at this.)
(Me too)
*mimes Verdauga tripping over and falling in a bucket of paint, still oblivious to his imminent presence*
*Is well and truly looming over Teer and Kade, barely holding back a smile.*
Ehem.
*hears Verdauga clear his throat directly above and freezes*
. . . And *Hm!* *Barely restrains a chuckle.* . . . And what are you doing, young lady?
*sees Verdie as if for the first time* Erm... can't you see? she triped! we've gotta send her to the nurse!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 02:04:37 AM
. . . And *Hm!* *Barely restrains a chuckle.* . . . And what are you doing, young lady?
I... ah... um... Well... You see...
...Nothing? *fervently hopes that will work*
*looks very VERY worried about Teer*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 02:04:37 AM
. . . And *Hm!* *Barely restrains a chuckle.* . . . And what are you doing, young lady?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 02:17:54 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 02:04:37 AM
. . . And *Hm!* *Barely restrains a chuckle.* . . . And what are you doing, young lady?
I... ah... um... Well... You see...
...Nothing? *fervently hopes that will work*
*Is still hugging Teer.* ESCAPE MANEUVERS ACTIVATE! *Throws pocket sand at Verdauga before defenestrating Teer and himself out of the room.*
And now, I face his wrath... Great, just, great..
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 16, 2020, 06:16:42 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 02:04:37 AM
. . . And *Hm!* *Barely restrains a chuckle.* . . . And what are you doing, young lady?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 02:17:54 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 02:04:37 AM
. . . And *Hm!* *Barely restrains a chuckle.* . . . And what are you doing, young lady?
I... ah... um... Well... You see...
...Nothing? *fervently hopes that will work*
*Is still hugging Teer.* ESCAPE MANEUVERS ACTIVATE! *Throws pocket sand at Verdauga before defenestrating Teer and himself out of the room.*
*eyes widen*
*wonders were
@# is in this thread*
Look at my profile and look at my location and tell everyone what you see.
O_O
w-why...?
Just look at my location and share it with everyone.
. . .
.......................................... ... .
._. .. _..-. ._.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 16, 2020, 09:31:14 AM
Look at my profile and look at my location and tell everyone what you see.
I'm assuming you aren't actually there?
*is very sad*
Why?
because...
Because what?
*blushes deeply*
*is being carried away by Kade*
*mimes Gollum and Sam switching between the two*
*Goes over to the other window and opens it as Kade and Teer fly back in.*
What... just happened?
*Looms over Teer and Kade.*
You jumped out one window and in this one.
that's...not how gravity works...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 01:00:34 PM
*Looms over Teer and Kade.*
You jumped out one window and in this one.
*hides in Kade's fluff*
( :laugh:)
Now, what kind of punishment should I give you two for your actions, hmm?
Sir! she needs to go to the nurse!
Oh? She seemed perfectly fine when she was trying to escape.
she wasn't! she was getting dragged away!!
Quote from: Verdauga on April 16, 2020, 01:08:39 PM
( :laugh:)
Now, what kind of punishment should I give you two for your actions, hmm?
*whimpers tries to disappear completely into Kade's fluff*
It appears detention is suitable for you two.
*Glances at the clost in back.*
Come with me.
*heart beat increases* No, please!
See! she's having a heart attack!!!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 16, 2020, 01:22:54 PM
*heart beat increases* No, please!
Yes, Please.
*Walks closer to the closet door.*
*struggles free of Kade's grip and runs for the door*
(No I'm not, Lass. I'm perfectly fine, at the moment)
(use your acting skills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Meh, this is more fun. I've always wanted to see what's really in the closet)
(that's dumb.)
Could lead to a magical world.
*perks up* Really?! :o
*Is standing there, in a daze.*
O_O
*Finishes the pentacle on the closet door.*
*Looks out window* Say, teacher, it looks rather windy outside...
Outside:
Spoiler
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.3feeLjGptiAhmDdgJCdrXwHaFK?pid=Api&rs=1)
O.O
*reaches the door, opens it and goes out, coming back in through the same window as before* Seriously? What is this? Some method of preventing us from wagging school? Ugh! *catches Kade's eye and mimes tipping a bucket of water over Verdauga's head*
*stealthily enters through the other window and moves silently back to my desk*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 01:50:52 AM
*reaches the door, opens it and goes out, coming back in through the same window as before* Seriously? What is this? Some method of preventing us from wagging school? Ugh! *catches Kade's eye and mimes tipping a bucket of water over Verdauga's head*
*Nods, grabs a bucketful of Lass, and tips it over on Verdauga's head.*
(That's cruelty to animals.)
*sits at desk and begins reading Horrible Histories once more*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 01:50:52 AM
*reaches the door, opens it and goes out, coming back in through the same window as before* Seriously? What is this? Some method of preventing us from wagging school? Ugh! *catches Kade's eye and mimes tipping a bucket of water over Verdauga's head*
*Nods, grabs a bucketful of Lass, and tips it over on Verdauga's head.*
(A bucketful of Lass? Have you drained her blood into a bucket or something?)
*eyes widen and a broad grin spreads across face. Tries desperately to hold in laughter* I... wow. *bursts into fits of helpless laughter*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 17, 2020, 04:38:38 AM
(That's cruelty to animals.)
*sits at desk and begins reading Horrible Histories once more*
Agreed.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 01:50:52 AM
*reaches the door, opens it and goes out, coming back in through the same window as before* Seriously? What is this? Some method of preventing us from wagging school? Ugh! *catches Kade's eye and mimes tipping a bucket of water over Verdauga's head*
*Nods, grabs a bucketful of Lass, and tips it over on Verdauga's head.*
*screams*
*The closet door opens and something roars.*
Now, now, Encheron. You and I want the same thing, but school codes mandate that they survive detention. Now go.
*A puff of smoke escapes.*
Thanks.
*Turns to Teer and Kade and gestures to the open door.*
IN.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 07:15:33 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 17, 2020, 04:37:29 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 17, 2020, 01:50:52 AM
*reaches the door, opens it and goes out, coming back in through the same window as before* Seriously? What is this? Some method of preventing us from wagging school? Ugh! *catches Kade's eye and mimes tipping a bucket of water over Verdauga's head*
*Nods, grabs a bucketful of Lass, and tips it over on Verdauga's head.*
(A bucketful of Lass? Have you drained her blood into a bucket or something?)
(Nah, it was just Lass in a bucket :laugh:)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 17, 2020, 04:27:24 PM
*The closet door opens and something roars.*
Now, now, Encheron. You and I want the same thing, but school codes mandate that they survive detention. Now go.
*A puff of smoke escapes.*
Thanks.
*Turns to Teer and Kade and gestures to the open door.*
IN.
There's enchiladas in there?! *Dashes into the closet.*
*splats* first you throw me at beasts, and now you drop me on them!?!
*enters the cupboard and looks around curiously*
How did I even get here...
*Pulls Ebantu out of the cupboard.*
Don't go in there, child.
*resists* Why not, may I ask?
Because you are not on detention. You have no need of punshiment, child.
But I am curious, so you would be punishing me if you keep me out of there.
It is a lighter punishment to be curious about it. Go back to your desk, please.
*considers resisting further but then turns around with a low snarl and does what Verdauga said*
Thank you, child.
*is staring curiously at the cupboard*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 17, 2020, 04:27:24 PM
*The closet door opens and something roars.*
Now, now, Encheron. You and I want the same thing, but school codes mandate that they survive detention. Now go.
*A puff of smoke escapes.*
Thanks.
*Turns to Teer and Kade and gestures to the open door.*
IN.
I feel somewhat frightened by the fact that you want the same thing as Encheron but are held back by the fact we need to survive detention. Encheron sounds like he wants a full stomach. Do we really have to go in there?
*Notices
@Russa Nodrey on.*
I'll defer to the teacher's decision.
*shrugs and gets inside cupboard* Meh, I'm actually quite curious.
*hides*
*Was sound asleep in the cupboard, but wakes up when Teer enters* Oh no, is recess over already?
:laugh: You're wonderful, Russa.
*Closes the cupboard door.*
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 12:34:25 AM
*Was sound asleep in the cupboard, but wakes up when Teer enters* Oh no, is recess over already?
*nods* Yeah, well and truly. I was miming you eating crab apples and Mr. Verdauga lecturing Kade and me for fighting, so now we have to go in detention. Apparently it's supposed to be horrifying.
*Really wishes I had remembered the punishment and not forgotten that Russa was in the cupboard.*
(You could just make something up and teleport Miss Russa from the cupboard)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 12:37:50 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2020, 12:34:25 AM
*Was sound asleep in the cupboard, but wakes up when Teer enters* Oh no, is recess over already?
*nods* Yeah, well and truly. I was miming you eating crab apples and Mr. Verdauga lecturing Kade and me for fighting, so now we have to go in detention. Apparently it's supposed to be horrifying.
Yeah, it is horrifying. It's kinda dusty and I think I saw a spider over there. *Gestures to a corner of the cupboard*
*eyes widen* Was it an Australian spider?
I hope not...
O.O
*leans close to Miss Russa and whispers loudly* Do you know how to tell if it's an Australian spider? They say G'day mate! and start setting up the Barbecue. It's terrifying.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 12:50:23 AM
*leans close to Miss Russa and whispers loudly* Do you know how to tell if it's an Australian spider? They say G'day mate! and start setting up the Barbecue. It's terrifying.
And eat redskins (the sweets, not real people's skin)
*knocks on the cupboard door* Ask the spider if it ever met Ungatt Trunn.
After that, they start inviting all their neighbors who are also Australian until the entire cupboard is full of them. Then *lowers voice even more* they start eating you!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 12:45:35 AM
*eyes widen* Was it an Australian spider?
*Spider stops playing the didgeridoo* G'day, mate!Yes, I think so.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 12:50:23 AM
*leans close to Miss Russa and whispers loudly* Do you know how to tell if it's an Australian spider? They say G'day mate! and start setting up the Barbecue. It's terrifying.
I was just about to say something like that. ;D
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 12:54:01 AM
*knocks on the cupboard door* Ask the spider if it ever met Ungatt Trunn.
Spider, have you ever met Ungatt Trunn?
Nah. *Goes to start up the barbie*Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 12:55:22 AM
After that, they start inviting all their neighbors who are also Australian until the entire cupboard is full of them. Then *lowers voice even more* they start eating you!
Lol.
*knocks again* Ask if any of his friends or relatives have met Trunn then.
*spider's neighbors begin to arrive out of concealed passages. G'day mates! are exchanged all 'round*
*eyes widen in terror* Aaaaaahhhhh! We're going to die!!! Noooooo! *looks around desperately for a way out and notices, for the first time, a whole lot of doors* Quick, go into one of those rooms. *backs into a room and slams the door, then turns around to inspect surroundings* Shoot, this is not good. *dozens of robots seize paws and begin dragging further into the dark room*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 01:01:43 AM
*knocks again* Ask if any of his friends or relatives have met Trunn then.
Spider, have any of your friends or relatives met Trunn?
My cousin Bruce met him once. Said he was scary. *Puts some prawns on the barbie*Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:04:52 AM
*spider's neighbors begin to arrive out of concealed passages. G'day mates! are exchanged all 'round*
*eyes widen in terror* Aaaaaahhhhh! We're going to die!!! Noooooo! *looks around desperately for a way out and notices, for the first time, a whole lot of doors* Quick, go into one of those rooms. *backs into a room and slams the door, then turns around to inspect surroundings* Shoot, this is not good. *dozens of robots seize paws and begin dragging further into the dark room*
*Exits the cupboard and frantically glues the door shut*
What about Teer?!
But teacher! I keep the school supplies in there!
(And Kade's also in here. We're doomed)
*is being dragged into darkness by dozens of robots* Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Save me, somebeast!
*begins tearing at the door* I'm coming Teer! Hang on!
*robots begin pulling at the taniwha's scales, saying that they Australian snakes are hungry*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 01:13:09 AM
What about Teer?!
I don't know where she is, but she isn't in the cupboard.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 18, 2020, 01:13:43 AM
But teacher! I keep the school supplies in there!
Well...it's about time we replaced those anyway.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:16:14 AM
(And Kade's also in here. We're doomed)
*is being dragged into darkness by dozens of robots* Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Save me, somebeast!
*Smashes the robots with a broom* Where did these things come from?
(Miss Russa, there are multiple doors in the closet. I'm still inside the cupboard)
*scales are not wanting to come off. Robots sigh and say the Sheelah will just have to eat me whole* Nooo! *is dragged further into the darkness by robots*
Well, look at the time! Detention is over!
*Opens the cupboard, reaches about forty feet, grabs Teer and Kade, and pulls them out.*
Verdauga saves the day again!
*is extremely traumatised and will likely remain so*
*hugs Teer for a long time*
*Brushes the pentacle off the door.*
*is sitting on the floor, rocking back and forth making quiet keening sounds*
(Will.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:25:15 AM
(Miss Russa, there are multiple doors in the closet. I'm still inside the cupboard)
*scales are not wanting to come off. Robots sigh and say the Sheelah will just have to eat me whole* Nooo! *is dragged further into the darkness by robots*
Ah, it seems I need to properly familiarize myself with the school closets.
Quote from: Verdauga on April 18, 2020, 01:26:59 AM
Well, look at the time! Detention is over!
*Opens the cupboard, reaches about forty feet, grabs Teer and Kade, and pulls them out.*
Phew. Everyone is out, everyone is safe. I'm burning this closet. *Pulls out a flamethrower*
*runs for cover*
I suppose I'll have to find another avenue of detention.
*continues*
*Pats Teer on the head.*
There, there, child. It wasn't the downstairs cupboard. ^-^
*Pats Teer on the back* Would you like to talk to one of the school's psychologists?
*shakes head and curls into a tight ball*
There are psychologists in this school? O_O
You haven't been in detention, hmm? ^-^
Please don't answer questions with questions. Halt doesn't like it.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 18, 2020, 01:43:19 AM
There are psychologists in this school? O_O
(With detention being that bad, one would think they'd be a necessity)
Indeed. Y'all remember Daphne, right? She's our top shrink.
*looks up* Miss Daphne's nice.
Yes, she is. Would you like to talk about your trauma with her?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 01:43:01 AM
*shakes head and curls into a tight ball*
*Envelops Teer in his fluff.* It's ok sis, you're ok.
*closes eyes and goes to sleep, comforted*
*comes back and hugs Teer*
*slowly relaxes*
*Makes room for Eb and continues hugging Teer, not wanting to let her go after what she just went through.*
*is sleeping peacefully*
*whispers to Kade* She's asleep. What do we do now?
*Whispering* I'm not planning to let go until she wakes. I do have an idea, though. *Stores Teer in his fluff, so that she can sleep in peace.* Ok, she can sit tight there 'till she's feeling better.
*is still hugging Teer* Oh-kay.
*Eb apparently also gets stored away in his fluff.* Ok, well you can stay there too, I suppose. It should be rather comfortable.
*muffled voice* It is.
O_O
(Are you going to start absorbing our souls soon?)
(I hope not.)
I'll sell your soul.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 04:03:39 AM
(Are you going to start absorbing our souls soon?)
(Nah :laugh: I just got the idea when you were trying to disappear into my fluff earlier. I was like "What if the fluff is so fluffy that I could store stuff in it?")
I've got a debt to pay.
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 18, 2020, 04:06:42 AM
I've got a debt to pay.
(Do you expect that to make me sympathetic and just
let you sell my soul?)
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 18, 2020, 04:06:42 AM
I've got a debt to pay.
(You could offer your services in mowing lawns)
*Goes back to his desk, Eb and Teer stowed away in his fluff.*
*is asleep*
*is going mad*
Why did I have to miss the last few pages when it was interesting?
(I don't know. One would guess it has something to do with timezones and the fact that you look after your body)
(Probably something like that.)
*Zeveral Zith ghoztz in me 'ead zat vere bound via me Zith Azzazzin character Force Valkin' ztart chatterin' ava...AGAIN*
Ach...
*Plays flute from where I'm sitting*
*Yellz at ze Zith ghoztz tae be quiet avready*
*Hits Sith ghost on the head with flute*
*would pull Seb into the group hug, but is dead*
(This is not a group hug)
*is still sleeping*
*is asleep*
*yawns*
*wakes up and feels incredibly warm and happy*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 18, 2020, 09:51:17 PM
(This is not a group hug)
*is still sleeping*
Yeah, I clicked the wrong topic.
Dear, oh, dear.
Yeah, sorry about that...
*Is pretending to do his schoolwork.*
*Is pretending not to notice.*
*is enjoying the fluffiness of the unknown surroundings*
*is singing happly*
*Would stop Lass for disrupting class, but it's good singing.*
*can hear Lass singing, though it sounds far away* Mmm, I like that song.
*relises that I was singing. stops* s-sorry...
*shifts within the fluff* Seriously? I was just getting my bearings and I was about to join in.
*blushes deeply*
*sighs and snuggles into fluff* I have no idea where I am but it's comfortable.
*Doesn't look up from work.*
You are currently wrapped in Kade's fur.
that sounds really weird...
Oh. Is... Is he okay?
No, but he refuses to go to Miss Daphne, so there isn't much we can do.
Oh no. *hugs Kade as best I can from current position* It's alright, brother. What happened?
*still has that cookie from about 38 pages ago*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2020, 11:29:33 PM
Oh no. *hugs Kade as best I can from current position* It's alright, brother. What happened?
Oh, you're talking physical. Nah, he's fine.
Oh, that's good.
*Throws multiple chairs at Verdauga.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2020, 11:19:48 PM
*sighs and snuggles into fluff* I have no idea where I am but it's comfortable.
I stored you in my fluff to sleep, sis. Seemed like a good, safe place for ya. ^_^
I think Eb is with you in there somewhere.
*hears chairs clatter around in room* Kade, maybe don't throw chairs at the teacher. It could end badly. And yes, Eb's here. She appears to have fallen asleep.
He made a rude comment regarding the inner-workings of my mind. That doesn't sound like something a teacher should do, and so therefore he obviously can't be a teacher.
I think he was just worried about you. Speaking of which, did you find any enchidlas or whatever you were looking for?
No, unfortunately. There was just an echidna that kept asking me if I knew "de way". It was very odd.
Oh. Did you tell him?
Well, no. I didn't know "de way", and I didn't want to lie to the poor creature. He didn't seem to be all there upstairs, if you catch my drift.
Ah, I see. Maybe we should *shudders* go back in there and find him. Poor fella must be lost.
*is nocked out by a flying chair*
Whoops, sorry 'bout that Lass!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 05:39:25 AM
Ah, I see. Maybe we should *shudders* go back in there and find him. Poor fella must be lost.
I'd rather you not have to go through that again, sis. Seeing you in pain hurts me too, ya know. *Reaches into his fluff and rubs Teer's head fondly.*
If you say so. I'm fine though. The Australian spiders were... typical and the robots were slightly creepy but, on the whole, it wasn't that bad. I think I will do my best to behave myself in class though.
Really? You seemed pretty traumatized when you came out of there....
*slowly wakes up* *yawns* Oh, hi Teer. Where...are we exactly?
We're in Kade's fluff. It's quite comfortable.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 05:51:54 AM
Really? You seemed pretty traumatized when you came out of there....
Nah, I'm fine.
Oh. *yawns* I had no idea your fluff was so voluminous, Kade.
What can I say? If you take care of your fluff, it'll take care of you!
I regret my words.
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
Which way is out? Just wondering.
I'm... not really sure.
I'll probably need to assist you if you wish to leave. Just let me know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:01:03 AM
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
(Do you take proper care of your hair?)
*Also wriggles.* Whoa, that tickled a bit.
I'm thirsty. Please help me out.
*Retrieves Eb from his fluff and sets her down.* There ya go sweetie. Don't go and catch a chill now!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:04:19 AM
I'll probably need to assist you if you wish to leave. Just let me know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:01:03 AM
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
(Do you take proper care of your hair?)
*Also wriggles.* Whoa, that tickled a bit.
(I take care of my hair, but it's a one-sided transaction. My hair just keeps demanding and never gives anything in return. Dad likes it though so I keep it long)
Ah, sorry.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:06:43 AM
*Retrieves Eb from his fluff and sets her down.* There ya go sweetie. Don't go and catch a chill now!
*gives Kade an odd look* I won't. Thanks, by the way.
*wriggles again* It's getting kinda cramped in here. I need some exercise. Can I get out, Kade?
(O_O)
*The two chairs' impact barely phases me.*
It's just a FAYZ.
*would laugh, but cannot*
*wriggles again* I really need some exercise.
Go for a walk, if you're allowed. I don't know how your lockdown rules compare to ours, though.
I'm talking forum exercise, Booklover. I'm fine as far as real life goes.
*wakes*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:08:34 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:04:19 AM
I'll probably need to assist you if you wish to leave. Just let me know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:01:03 AM
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
(Do you take proper care of your hair?)
*Also wriggles.* Whoa, that tickled a bit.
(Hah, that's cute.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 06:09:02 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:06:43 AM
*Retrieves Eb from his fluff and sets her down.* There ya go sweetie. Don't go and catch a chill now!
*gives Kade an odd look* I won't. Thanks, by the way.
Why the odd look?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:16:06 AM
*wriggles again* It's getting kinda cramped in here. I need some exercise. Can I get out, Kade?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 09:35:51 PM
*wriggles again* I really need some exercise.
Ack, get out of me fur, wiggle worm! *Retrieves the Taniwha from his fur and sets her down.*
That...sounded weirder then it needed to be...
(Which part? I didn't think any of it sounded particularly weird.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:08:34 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:04:19 AM
I'll probably need to assist you if you wish to leave. Just let me know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:01:03 AM
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
(Do you take proper care of your hair?)
*Also wriggles.* Whoa, that tickled a bit.
(Hah, that's cute.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 06:09:02 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:06:43 AM
*Retrieves Eb from his fluff and sets her down.* There ya go sweetie. Don't go and catch a chill now!
*gives Kade an odd look* I won't. Thanks, by the way.
Why the odd look?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:16:06 AM
*wriggles again* It's getting kinda cramped in here. I need some exercise. Can I get out, Kade?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 09:35:51 PM
*wriggles again* I really need some exercise.
Ack, get out of me fur, wiggle worm! *Retrieves the Taniwha from his fur and sets her down.*
Well, she kept wiggling around in my fur, and it tickled! (Well, she used the world wriggle instead of wiggle, but doesn't make much difference.)
(still, it sounds weird...am I still out cold?)
Quote from: lass of something much on April 21, 2020, 09:48:28 PM
*wakes*
Apparently not :laugh:
Do y'all not have the term "wiggle worm" over there?
No. We have wriggly worm.
Well then, what I said can't be that weird, ya goof
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1135714980718829568/PkyzH6gu_400x400.png)
KILL it, KILL is with fire.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:08:34 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:04:19 AM
I'll probably need to assist you if you wish to leave. Just let me know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:01:03 AM
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
(Do you take proper care of your hair?)
*Also wriggles.* Whoa, that tickled a bit.
(Hah, that's cute.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:16:06 AM
*wriggles again* It's getting kinda cramped in here. I need some exercise. Can I get out, Kade?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 09:35:51 PM
*wriggles again* I really need some exercise.
Ack, get out of me fur, wiggle worm! *Retrieves the Taniwha from his fur and sets her down.*
(Huh, good to know. Which part is, so called, 'cute'?)
Sorry, brother. I was just energetic. *begins swinging from the lamp shade*
*looks shocked*
*does a flip and starts tap dancing on the desks*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 03:02:56 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 22, 2020, 08:08:48 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:08:34 AM
Spoiler
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:04:19 AM
I'll probably need to assist you if you wish to leave. Just let me know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:01:03 AM
(It's a shame my hair doesn't do that)
*wriggles happily* It's quite wonderful.
(Do you take proper care of your hair?)
*Also wriggles.* Whoa, that tickled a bit.
(Hah, that's cute.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 06:16:06 AM
*wriggles again* It's getting kinda cramped in here. I need some exercise. Can I get out, Kade?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 21, 2020, 09:35:51 PM
*wriggles again* I really need some exercise.
Ack, get out of me fur, wiggle worm! *Retrieves the Taniwha from his fur and sets her down.*
Sorry, brother. I was just energetic. *begins swinging from the lamp shade*
(That you keep it long because your dad likes it. Long hair is nice, after all :laugh:)
What's got you in such a good mood, sis?
(Ah, see. Dad is worth pleasing)
I'm not really sure. Probably your fluff. *bridges the gap between two desks*
*leans as far away from Teer as shapeshiftly possible*
*continues bridging*
So, are you, like, doing the splits, or just standing over the gap?
*Sets down papers and looks at the three like:*
-_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 10:34:12 PM
So, are you, like, doing the splits, or just standing over the gap?
Don't you know what bridging is?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 23, 2020, 10:34:12 PM
So, are you, like, doing the splits, or just standing over the gap?
*sigh* I'm bridging. It's like this:
(https://www.liveabout.com/thmb/szqZqK5BjINd_vl383zM_dNrYus=/4902x3657/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/gymnast-performing-a-bridge--72195019-59b87e61d963ac0011b0f7fc.jpg)
*is staring at the three like: * -_-
*has eyes closed*
*Writes something down on a piece of paper, folds it into a paper airplane, and sends it out the open window.*
*opens eyes as something moves in the classroom. Sees paper plane leave Verdauga's paw and falls on the ground in shock*
*Rushes over and helps Teer to her feet.*
My child! Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine. That was a cool paper plane. Are we allowed to make paper planes in school?
In around twenty minutes, when Aerodynamics class starts. I was just sending out for supplies, dear. ^-^
Yay! You're a great teacher, Mr. Verdauga. *sits at desk* I need to finish my history. *starts reading*
Thank you, child. ^-^
*Goes back to desk.*
*Zetz ze dezk on fire, zen ztartz loightin' a lamp-zhade on fire taae, zen hovlz*
*Stops, mid-stride, and heaves a long, shuddery sigh.*
Hiag, please... sit back down.
*Zitz back doon, hovlz, und zen ztartz dravin' A Vorm/Dragon/Creature zing*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 11:20:29 PM
Yay! You're a great teacher, Mr. Verdauga. *sits at desk* I need to finish my history. *starts reading*
@Russa Nodrey you have some unfaithful students. *Glares at said students*
*Dravz ze creature eatin' Sebias*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 12:18:17 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 23, 2020, 11:20:29 PM
Yay! You're a great teacher, Mr. Verdauga. *sits at desk* I need to finish my history. *starts reading*
@Russa Nodrey you have some unfaithful students. *Glares at said students*
Look, I didn't say Mr. Verdauga is my favourite teacher, I just said he's a great teacher.
Though he is my favourite anyway. Miss Russa never had Aerodynamics classes.
Mmhmm. Suuuuuuuuure. :P
Exactly. *goes back to studying history*
*Follows suit* *Is reading about the beheading of Mary, Queen of the Scots*
*Ze Creature comez tae loife und triez tae eat Sebias*
Aah! *Hits creature with book* Gerroff!
*Ze Creature eatz ze book, zen triez tae eat Sebias*
*is sitting in a chair, floating upside down.*
*Blasts the fire with a fire extinguisher, and grabs a similar tool.*
*Blasts the creature with "Misc. horror extinguisher.*
*Protectz ze Creature viz ze Force* Oy, let 'im be!
(Heh)
*continues reading*
And what about me, eh?! *Hides behind desk* Get it, Verdie!
*drinks the fire extinguisher*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 24, 2020, 12:53:01 AM
*drinks the fire extinguisher*
*Getz an odd look tae 'iz eye* FIRE! *Zetz Sebias' dezk on fire, along viz One-Eye'z*
*Exinguishes the creature.*
Normally, I would simply place it into the suppy cupboard, but that has met a dreadful end.
*sighs and continues reading, blocking ears*
Not my desk! *Falls to knees* Not my poor desk... Why, cruel world? Whyyyyyyyy!?
*Pulls out another fire extinguisher and puts out the desks.*
Hiag, please, do not do that to the desks.
The other classroom has a rivalry with this one. Set their desks on fire.
*Ze Creature 'id in ze ventilation zhaft at ze lazt minute*
Pleaze let 'im be. 'e vid be 'appy viz a plate o' zteak und chipz inztead.
*paws remain over ears*
If you do not restrain him, then I will have to extinguish him.
However, if you keep him from attacking other classmates, and place him in your locker while you aren't around, he will be fine, child.
*Holds paws over Teer's ears.* Now you can turn the page.
Thanks, Teacher. *turns the page*
Happy to help, child.
Mhmm. *reads on*
Zankee! *Getz ze Creature doon from ze ventilation zhaft, und givez 'im a plate viz a zteak und chipz on it; Ze Creature beginz eatin' 'appily*
Vot tae drav next...
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/360x270q90/923/rXm5hV.png)
*enters the room on a vespa and drops large crate on teachers desk*
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/pix.iemoji.com/images/emoji/apple/ios-12/256/package.png)
Got a delivery for
@Verdauga.
*pulls out clipboard*
Ahemm:
70 no.2 pencils
70 classroom grade erasers
70 smootheetm pens (whatever that is)
One Brownie type lesser apparition
Four PILOT G2 Premium Refillable & Retractable red pens
Two ChaoticFonttm calligraphy pens.
One pentacle chalk
70 reams of paper
35 college ruled notebook paper
35 one-hundred grade pure white printing/sketching-paper
Whew.
*pulls out paper*
Sign here please.
*Signs and places the very large box in a very small drawer in my desk.*
Thank you! *Gives the captain a tip.*
*Ze Creature finizhez 'iz meal und curlz up und takez a nap*
*Rezumez learnin' Wraithology*
Quote from: One-Eye the wildcat on April 24, 2020, 12:49:42 AM
*is sitting in a chair, floating upside down.*
Whoa! can you teach me how to do that?
Ooh! Teach me, too!
He must have been reading ahead in his levitation schoolbook! :D
Don't worry, children! We'll have that class soon. Feel free to ask One-eye though.
*Happy squeaks*
*Ze zqueakz vake up ze Creature, vho grumblez at Lass und zen gaez back tae zleep*
*Tucks creature to sleep*
What are we learning next?
Ah 'ope tiz nae ze zeory o' ze economicz o' Helleniztic pottery durin' a Zpring drought... Ach...
Ooh! Fun.
Nae vhen ye 'ave tae vroite an 8-10 page paper on it... Und nae vhen ye 'ave vroite zree zeparate paperz aboot it...
*Knows I'm going to have nightmares tonight*
Und ezpecially vhen ye immediately aftervardz 'ave anozer lang paper zprung on ye at ze very lazt minute on ze different zingz people uzed tae ken aboot it compared viz vot zey ken na'. Ah am very glad Ah avready took zat Helleniztic 'iztory clazz tva zemezterz agae und dinnae 'ave tae deal viz it again...
*Faints*
...Und zen add dezcribin' ancient architecture tae av o' zat az vell......
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on April 24, 2020, 02:10:11 AM
*Faints*
*squeaks*
Zeb!
*gives Zeb a muffin*
You'll be fine now!
*Ze Creature iz avakened by ze zqueak again, grumblez at Lass again, und zen gaez back tae zleep*
*Finizhez ze book on Wraithology, und ztartz jugglin' a box o' matchez*
Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you...
*Is awaken by the smell of the muffin* Mmm!
^-^
*Continuez jugglin' ze box o' matchez*
*glares up at fellow students* I'm trying to study here and Ze Creature is trying to sleep, so kindly be silent.
*Steals whatever book Teer happens to be reading while she looks away and hides it in his fluff, looking about innocently.*
It's not that easy to steal a book. I saw that, Kade.
Alright, kiddos! It's time for aerodynamics class!
*Pulls out a 1/4 scale B-36 Peacemaker bomber, 1/5 scale HIndenburg airship, and 1/2 scale f-22*
You need not memorize all the parts to these aircrafts in this class. :D These are merely a study guide to objectify the appliance in aerodynamics on aircraft.
Ooo, are those just models, or do they actually work?
Fully functioning miniature replicas. However, to make it easier to carry on bicycle ride here, I removed the engines, and fuel tanks.
So curious. :D
Awww....
Ve could alvayz order ze partz...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 02:53:06 PM
*Steals whatever book Teer happens to be reading while she looks away and hides it in his fluff, looking about innocently.*
*begins searching for the book in Kade's fluff*
*Feels a tickling in his fur and tries not to start laughing.* O- oi, I thought you were asleep, Eb.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on April 21, 2020, 06:09:02 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 21, 2020, 06:06:43 AM
*Retrieves Eb from his fluff and sets her down.* There ya go sweetie. Don't go and catch a chill now!
*gives Kade an odd look* I won't. Thanks, by the way.
No, I woke up quite a while ago. Where
is that book?
(Oh, right, I forgot about that)
Hey now, that tickles. *Is trying to not giggle.*
I'll stop as soon as find the book that you stole.
I d- didn't steal no- no book!
Double negative. You just admitted to stealing the book. Give it back.
Nyooooooo
^-^
*Is currently lecturing the class on aerodynamics, marking on the whiteboard and ignoring all the proceedings.*
*whispers* I think we're causing Verdauga to go grey before his time.
{ :laugh:}
I'm not doing anything besides trying to focus on the lecture, missy!
*is trying to stay still but failing*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 10:16:34 PM
I'm not doing anything besides trying to focus on the lecture, missy!
And neither would I be, but for the fact that you stole my friend's book!
Did not!
You did too!
*squeaks in Ebby's ear*
*Whips around and flings Thomasbane at Kade, shearing off a portion of his fur, knocking the book into the air, and embedding Thomasbane into the charred remains of the supply cupboard, Teer's book landing neatly atop.*
*Wordlessly resumes marking on the whiteboard and droning on.*
O_O
@shisteer of nothing much, your husband is scary.
Most of that happened, at least. Not the fur shearing part though. That's one of the few things I won't allow ^-^
What is it with you and fur? Not just your own fur, either! You have to micromanage everybeast else's fur too!
He's a mad beast
If you look at his profile pic closely and stare into his eyes you can see that he is crazy.
Oi.
*makes a plane and sends it to find me more muffins*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 24, 2020, 10:34:35 PM
Most of that happened, at least. Not the fur shearing part though. That's one of the few things I won't allow ^-^
*Kade apparently doesn't notice the large tuft of fur on the floor.*
*waits for muffins*
*Ze Creature iz voken up again, und gaez ootzoide tae foind a guezt tae eat*
*Raizez pav* Vhen are ve gaein' tae learn aboot Pendulum Zummonin'?
*is listening to the Teacher with rapt attention, completely oblivious to the goings on of the last few pages*
Naughty, naughty Kade.
*is still listening to Mr. Verdauga*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 05:20:38 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 25, 2020, 05:00:47 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 04:58:08 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on April 24, 2020, 10:38:23 PM
He's a mad beast
no you
That's old news, tell me something I don't know.
*the plane comes back with muffins*
Ok, here's something you don't know: I already ate the muffins. ^-^
I hate you with every part of my very being, and I want to kill you, so please go away so I can calm down.
I believer the phrase you're looking for is "every fiber of my being".
A well written post, though, nonetheless.
Kade, please do as she asks.
We're in class right now, though. I'm not really allowed to go anywhere.
*is seething with rage*
(I almost set myself on fire... :P)
(Goodness, please don't do that. What happened?)
(Accidentally, I going to assume...)
(She was playing with a lighter thing)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:49:37 AM
(Goodness, please don't do that. What happened?)
GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(That wasn't in-character, Lass -_-)
AND?! SO WHAT?!
(That means you're yelling at the real me and not the character -_-)
I MEAN WHAT I SAY! PUTRED MOSTER!!!!!!!!!!
::)
Don't be offended, please, Kade.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2020, 06:59:24 AM
::)
DIE IN A- I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT!!!!!!!JUST GO AWAY!!!!!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on April 24, 2020, 10:40:13 PM
If you look at his profile pic closely and stare into his eyes you can see that he is crazy.
If you see one of his posts in The Cellars, that is also confirmation that he is crazy.
*Ze zound o' a guezt bein' mezzily eaten comez from ootzoide*
*opens the window* Excuse me, guests need to sign in or register at reception! It's just round the corner! *closes window and returns to seat*
*has fully calmed down* Good job, Bookie!
Thank you, Lass.
All right, class! Now that you've heard the lecture, why don't you try making paper airplanes and apply whay you learned?! :D
*whispers to nobeast in particular* What was the lecture about?
*writes the answer on paper, makes a paper aeroplane, and throws it to Ebby*
*it falls short*
(Grows it?)
Thanks for trying, Booklover.
;D
*happly sends plane to get more muffins*
(Cleary? ;D)
(No. I clearly meant Clary. Clary [redacted] (except not House Redacted, because that's something else entirely).)
Quote from: Verdauga on April 25, 2020, 10:02:59 PM
(Cleary? ;D)
it was obviously a typo, stop being mean.
There's a difference between teasing and being mean, Lass. ^-^
I know...
*begins building paper planes, a frown of concentration visible on brow*
*the plane comes back*
*gives the muffins to Miss Russa and Verdie* Happy anzac day! (it was yesterday...)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 26, 2020, 02:01:15 AM
*begins building paper planes, a frown of concentration visible on brow*
*Pats Teer on the shoulder and whispers.*
You're doing great!
Thanks. *holds plane up, studying it critically* I think it's finished. What do you think?
My plane
(https://i.ibb.co/L0jJxXg/20200426-142233.jpg) (https://ibb.co/j80WyPw)
Um...that's a crane, Teer. But well done! It's very cool.
*looks critically at plane, then at chalk-board* I followed all the instructions though. It does look a bit different, I suppose.
*giggles*
*Makes a horde of paper jets...*
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b1/2e/60/b12e60f9d30f06b45a148e85ce1215ff--paper-plane-how-to-make-an.jpg)
*...and sends to flying about the classroom, shooting tiny paper missiles at everybeast.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bcZ8T9ctIriAU/giphy.gif)
*hides under desk*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 26, 2020, 02:04:18 AM
*the plane comes back*
*gives the muffins to Miss Russa and Verdie* Happy anzac day! (it was yesterday...)
Aaaaawwwww, thank you, child!!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 03:46:05 PM
Spoiler
*Makes a horde of paper jets...*
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b1/2e/60/b12e60f9d30f06b45a148e85ce1215ff--paper-plane-how-to-make-an.jpg)
*...and sends to flying about the classroom, shooting tiny paper missiles at everybeast.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bcZ8T9ctIriAU/giphy.gif)
*Scoops all the miniature jets up in the wastebasket, closes the lid, and places my
Encyclopaedia Brittanica on it.*
Well done, Child! :D
*gets back on seat*
*Fiddles around with paper*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 27, 2020, 03:46:05 PM
*Makes a horde of paper jets...*
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/b1/2e/60/b12e60f9d30f06b45a148e85ce1215ff--paper-plane-how-to-make-an.jpg)
*...and sends to flying about the classroom, shooting tiny paper missiles at everybeast.*
(https://media.giphy.com/media/bcZ8T9ctIriAU/giphy.gif)
Humph. Mine was better.
Well done so far, students! :D
*looks anxiously at Verdauga, holding up paper plane* Did I do it right, Mr. Verdauga?
Send it forth, child! Let's see how it flies! :D
*throws plane across the room with so much force that it smashes into the wall, denting skirting board and turning into mush* Was that good?
W-W-Well, it kinda veered off to the side. . . b-but otherwise it flew straight to where you threw... (??). . . S-so I think it w-worked... wonderfully! Well done, miss!
*beams delightedly*
*whimpers from under desk* I'm not sure I like paper aeroplanes.
*The pew pews and fwoooshs of tiny jets can be heard emanating from the wastebasket.* They wan't to be free....
(Your random apostrophes amuse me. :laugh:)
(WHY DO MY HANDS BETRAY ME SO?? GAH)
(Your reactions to your random apostrophes amuse me too. :laugh:)
(XD)
(Indeed.)
*peeks out from under desk* Is it safe?...
Of course it's safe children! I would never let you come to harm! ^-^
(*mutters darkly* So he says, after he almost had me eaten by an Australian spider and his next door neighbors during detention.)
*makes another paper plane*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 28, 2020, 01:12:59 PM
Of course it's safe children! I would never let you come to harm! ^-^
That is incorrect in many ways...
*Raises paw*
Yes?
*sniffs*
Yes?
*sneezes*
*Hands Lass a tissue.*
Here, child.
What are we learning now?
Thank you, sir...*blows nose*
*raises paw*
*pokes Teer's paw*
*sticks tongue out at Lass*
*cries*
*suddenly looks very apologetic and secretly passes Lass a piece of chocolate, careful to make sure the teacher isn't looking*
*sniffs* th-thanks
Sssh, don't tell the teacher. *holds claw up again*
I'm not talking, I'm sending you brain waves
Ah, see.
Woo! Sister power!
Indeed.
If this is sister power... what does that make me?
an intruder...a nice intruder, but still...
:laugh: Somebeast who has nothing better to do should put that in the funny posts topic.
*has better things to do but doesn't want to do them* From what point?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 29, 2020, 05:16:24 AM
If this is sister power... what does that make me?
Somebeast who was tortured by Nerek.
Poor basil...
*raises paw*
*already has paw raised*
*waits*
*waits more patiently than Booklover*
Happy, happy, happy, super cheese! Hoihooooo!!!
CHEESE! Burger.
(BTW I must go now, I'll chat to ya tomorrow!)
(Bye! It will be today for me, probably.)
*Waits more patiently than Teer* :laugh:
*sticks tongue out at Seb, still waiting patiently*
*doesn't wait*
*Grabs Teer's tongue* Aha! :laugh:
Oi, that's my move!
*Grabs Kade's tongue as well*
*Waits for a moment, still holding both Kade's and Teer's tongues*
*Devours Seb.* Sorry, it had to be done.
*Screams from Kade's stomach, but is still holding on to both tongues*
*Grighs. (Which could potentially be called a moan.)*
Young man. please let Sebias out of your stomach.
*Voice echoes faintly from stomach* Listen to the teacher!
*was about to put claw down but sees that the teacher's attention has been diverted again and continues raising it, waiting patiently*
*Raises eyebrow at Teer.*
Yes, child?
*bites Seb's paw off to free tongue* Can we learn about trees next? I want to know how the grain in the wood is formed.
Perhaps. *Had no idea what would be the next subject anyway, but is acting like I have a plan.*
*squeaks excitedly* You're the best teacher, Mr. Verdauga.
*Beams.* Thank you, young lady. ^-^
*Muffles from Kade's stomach, while rubbing my bitten paw*
You stay there and think about what you've done.
I'm so proud of you, Kade.
*Herman activates his thinking organ* Lets learn!
Ok! What are we learning?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 29, 2020, 10:59:12 PM
*bites Seb's paw off to free tongue* Can we learn about trees next? I want to know how the grain in the wood is formed.
Oh boy, I can hardly beleaf it. I wood surely like to hear about this topic.
-_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 30, 2020, 05:54:25 AM
Oh boy, I can hardly beleaf it. I wood surely like to hear about this topic.
*giggles*
*Rubs eyes and teleports Seb out of Kade's stomach.*
Ew...
Quote from: Verdauga on April 30, 2020, 12:31:32 PM
*Rubs eyes and teleports Seb out of Kade's stomach.*
*looks at the teacher with concern* Your eyes look a bit bloodshot, Teacher. Do you want some eye drops?
Not to mention the colour of your face, you look like you're about to drop!
When is lunch?
At the end of the universe.
I thought that was a bar. I mean, I guess you can get lunch there, though.
You said 'when'. The end of the universe is when.
I doubt (read "hope") that that is (isn't) accurate.
...
Problem, dear heart?
I am unsure of the meaning of this conversation.
Which conversation?
Yes.
I doubt (read "hope") that that is (isn't) accurate.
Posted by: Booklover
« on: Today at 03:00:02 PM »Insert Quote
You said 'when'. The end of the universe is when.
Posted by: Kade Rivok
« on: Today at 02:52:06 PM »Insert Quote
I thought that was a bar. I mean, I guess you can get lunch there, though.
Posted by: Booklover
« on: Today at 02:41:37 PM »Insert Quote
At the end of the universe.
Posted by: Kade Rivok
« on: Today at 02:32:58 PM »Insert Quote
When is lunch?
This.
For my last post, I was saying "I doubt that that is accurate" which should be read as "I hope that that isn't accurate."
Okay, good. *passes lunch to Kade*
So, Kade asked 'when is lunch'. I answered 'at the end of the universe', as a point in time not space (a Hitchhiker's reference, to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe (aka Milliways)).
*slowly gets up*
*is still looking at Verdauga with a worried expression* Teacher, are you alright?
*sits at desk*
*Juzt came back tae bein' on ze forum after bein' majorly buzy viz final zchool projectz, und zuz 'az abzolutely nay idea at av vot iz gaein' on*
Neither do I and I'm the teacher. ^-^
Just make it up as you go along, and you should be fine.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2020, 01:41:54 AM
*Juzt came back tae bein' on ze forum after bein' majorly buzy viz final zchool projectz, und zuz 'az abzolutely nay idea at av vot iz gaein' on*
(Welcome back, also you're not alone in your confusion...)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 06, 2020, 01:41:54 AM
*Juzt came back tae bein' on ze forum after bein' majorly buzy viz final zchool projectz, und zuz 'az abzolutely nay idea at av vot iz gaein' on*
We were discussing what might be our next subject of study. I'm thinking medicine could be a good thing to learn about, since Mr. Verdauga is looking a tad unhealthy. As you can see, his skin is quite pale and his eyes are a bit bloodshot. I am concerned.
And he's also not the Teacher.
He's the substitute teacher.
So he says.
*Sits on top of desk*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 06, 2020, 03:36:09 PM
And he's also not the Teacher.
Don't disrespect authority. He locked us in detention and almost brought about my death. He's definitely the teacher.
But if he wasn't the teacher, then it sounds like he would have a lot to answer for. O0
He is the teacher.
Stop questioning authority. It's awfully disrespectful.
I don't doubt that Russa has the rightful authority.
Miss Russa said he can be the substitute teacher.
Exactly. So Russa has the authority then, no?
Miss Russa is the ultimate boss of the school, but Mr. Verdauga is a good teacher and an excellent disciplinarian in his own right.
True. We weren't debating that, we were saying who had the authority, and that would be Teacher Russa, no?
Miss Russa is in charge, when she's here. However, Mr. Verdauga is also entitled to our respect.
Well, technically, we're supposed to respect all human life, no? So wouldn't that give me just as much authority as Verdauga?
No, it wouldn't.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 01:04:42 AM
Stop questioning authority. It's awfully disrespectful.
Why?
Are you authority?
Booklover, that's like asking why you shouldn't kill another person. It's just not right. There are some things that don't need a reason; they just need to be observed. Not here, at the moment. There will likely be some cases in which I have authority in the future, but, at the moment, I am but an insignificant pawn, doing my best to get to the other end of the board so I can become something useful.
Why? What if you get taken on the way?
Then I die with the knowledge that I served whatever purpose I was created for.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 07, 2020, 01:43:50 AM
Well, technically, we're supposed to respect all human life, no? So wouldn't that give me just as much authority as Verdauga?
I didn't know Verdie was the supstitute teacher :o Is that Russa approved? :D
Yes, it is. Miss Russa was very happy to receive the help Mr. Verdauga offered. Us young ones weren't being very easy on her.
Did she ever even say one way or the other? I think Verdauga just appointed himself and Miss Russa had better things to do than to bother with him :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 07, 2020, 01:43:50 AM
Well, technically, we're supposed to respect all human life, no? So wouldn't that give me just as much authority as Verdauga?
Well, I don't see any humans here, you?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 07, 2020, 07:31:02 PM
Did she ever even say one way or the other? I think Verdauga just appointed himself and Miss Russa had better things to do than to bother with him :laugh:
He self appointed at first, but we all protested that so he asked Miss Russa and she said that yes, he can be the substitute teacher.
I'm confused...what is going on?
See, here's the relevant part of the post:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2019, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 11:40:22 PM
*Rings the class bell.*
Hey, teacher Russa? can I be substitute teacher?
Well... (...) you can be in charge when I'm not around.
Ah, thanks...
'S alright.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 06, 2020, 04:15:29 PM
*Sits on top of desk*
*stands on top of desk and looks down at Seb* Hah.
Yay!!!! Mr. Verdie is scary...
Not as scary as his brother...*shudders*
*In ze clozet an orcheztra beginz playin' eerie muzic*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 11:26:41 PM
See, here's the relevant part of the post:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2019, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 11:40:22 PM
*Rings the class bell.*
Hey, teacher Russa? can I be substitute teacher?
Well... (...) you can be in charge when I'm not around.
Which doesn't quite confirm it, officially. He's in charge, but not officially the substitute teacher, from that.
*rubbadub inturups with a drumroll*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 06, 2020, 04:15:29 PM
*Sits on top of desk*
*stands on top of desk and looks down at Seb* Hah.
*Stands on desk, higher than Eb* *Blows raspberry* ;D
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 08, 2020, 06:13:40 PM
*rubbadub inturups with a drumroll*
*Begins playing bagpipes*
*stands up and climbs on desk, then starts doing the highland fling*
*Plays bagpipes faster*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2020, 11:26:41 PM
See, here's the relevant part of the post:
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 11, 2019, 06:15:48 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on December 10, 2019, 11:40:22 PM
*Rings the class bell.*
Hey, teacher Russa? can I be substitute teacher?
Well... (...) you can be in charge when I'm not around.
She specifically does NOT say that he can be the sub. Being in charge of the class while being
part of the class or more like he's the class president or something.
Or the pupil appointed to exist just so there's someone to blame when it all goes wrong.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 08, 2020, 06:24:44 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 08, 2020, 06:13:54 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 06, 2020, 04:15:29 PM
*Sits on top of desk*
*stands on top of desk and looks down at Seb* Hah.
*Stands on desk, higher than Eb* *Blows raspberry* ;D
*frowns and jumps off the desk, clinging to the ceiling with all eighteen claws*
*plays drums super loud so nobeast can hear anybeast talking*
Drums are banned, actually. Even in a band. However, violins are allowed, as far as I know. *sets up sound-proof walls around Corporal Rubbadub, then takes out violin and begins playing quietly*
(rubbadub uses his mouth to make a drum sound)
*The violin sound breaks down the walls*
I was playing quietly. Don't you know the meaning of pianissimo Ah. Forgot you're a drummer. They never do.? And your eardrums would burst if the sound was that loud.
(rubbadub has sound-proof ears(i hope)
*keeps on playing un-pianissimo-ly* (if thats a word)
Miss Russa, may you teach us some basic Italian?
*PLAYS LOUDER*
I can help!
Piano = Loud
Mezzo Forte = So loud you can't hear anybeast else around you
Forte = Stupid loud, to the point that you get kicked out of whatever musical group you happen to be with because they're jealous of how loud you are.
^-^
Not quite.
Pianissimo - very quiet.
Piano - quiet
Mezzo piano - moderately quiet
Mezzo forte - moderately loud
Forte - loud
Fortissimo - very loud
Piano forte - the long name for a piano.
BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM!
Translation-FORTISSIMOFORTISSIMOFORTISSIMOFORTISSIMOFORTISSIMO!
*plays MUCH louder*
Quote from: Booklover on May 08, 2020, 10:11:48 PM
Not quite.
Pianissimo - very quiet.
Piano - quiet
Mezzo piano - moderately quiet
Mezzo forte - moderately loud
Forte - loud
Fortissimo - very loud
Piano forte - the long name for a piano.
You're boring -_-
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:09:45 PM
I can help!
Piano = Loud
Mezzo Forte = So loud you can't hear anybeast else around you
Forte = Stupid loud, to the point that you get kicked out of whatever musical group you happen to be with because they're jealous of how loud you are.
^-^
I like this one.
*Opens the door and walks back in on the class shenanigans.*
*tries to sneak out as Verdauga walks in*
*is standing in front of Corporal Rubbadub* Mr. Verdauga, we have new student. Can I be the one to show him around the school?
*Clasps a hand(paw[claw{phalangenal hub}]) on Rubbadub's shoulder.*
Stay here, child, unless you have a note. Please sit down.
*Smiles at the class.* So we do.
*inwardly fuming at shisteer*
*tries to wrigle away*
*Places Rub in a desk on the second row.*
*Takes a deep breath and gives the class an energetic smile.*
Our next topic of study is trees! Fortunately, I have a presentation video that I will comment on as we watch to help you learn!
Yay! *climbs down from desk and sits down*
*runs out of the classroom*
*trumpet sound*
*Waits for Rub to come flying in the classroom wndow.*
Verdauga, should I come down from the ceiling? I'm fine up here, but I might be able to concentrate better on terra firma.
*Glances at Eb up on the ceiling.*
Err, yes, child. That would be advisable. Do you need help?
*drops onto desk, landing on all four paws* No, but thanks for offering.
*waits patiently*
*Places disk in projector and turns it on.*
*watches intently*
*Begins droning the lecture comments.*
Dendrology, or the study of trees, has proven very beneficial to mankind. In that vein, so have trees. Lumber has been used to build houses, make furniture, and make early equipment. Even nowadays, scientists are studying trees for qualities they have and how they perform to polymers, composits, and metals...
*runs in and smashes the projector*
BangBang!
Translation-No more polymersers and composifity's!
*falls asleep thanks to not sleeping*
*The projector falls to the floor.*
Child, sit in your desk and behave, or I shall have no choice but to place you in detention.
*raises claw*
*Points to Teer.*
Yes, child?
When you use wood for the rafters or something, you should put the wood up the opposite way to how it grew. It's because the branch naturally gets strong on the top for tension and on the bottom for compression.
That is one technique, yes!
bbbboooommmmmyyyyy
Translation- Bbbbooorrriiing.
Wham, BoffBang
Translation-*wipes drool from mouth* Um, teacher can i get a drink of water? *innocent look with ears straight up* ::)
*gags Corporal Rubbadub*
Zzzz
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 09, 2020, 12:43:33 AM
bbbboooommmmmyyyyy
Translation- Bbbbooorrriiing.
Wham, BoffBang
Translation-*wipes drool from mouth* Um, teacher can i get a drink of water? *innocent look with ears straight up* ::)
*Applauds*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 08, 2020, 10:27:57 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 08, 2020, 10:09:45 PM
I can help!
Piano = Loud
Mezzo Forte = So loud you can't hear anybeast else around you
Forte = Stupid loud, to the point that you get kicked out of whatever musical group you happen to be with because they're jealous of how loud you are.
^-^
I like this one.
That is the drummer definition.
Eh. I'm a violinist and it works for me.
But do you play that loud?
*giggles in sleep*
Good.
I'd like to be able to play that loud though.
*Drones on.*
Why is there a drone in here? I hope we're nowhere near an airport (I remember the time there was a drone near Heathrow and lots of flights were cancelled).
*gags Booklover and listens to the teacher with rapt attention*
*bites though gag*
(and eats it)
{Well, that awkward...Also, if you want to add something, there's a modify button ;)}
*Continues in a monotone.*
Did you know that some softwoods are so hard that lumberjacks wouldn't cut them until they had chainsaws? Interesting.
That's because the difference between softwoods and hardwoods is the type of tree, not how hard the wood is.
*raises hand*
*Breaks out of trance.*
Yes, child?
BlamBloomBeoy.
Translation- Can I run out of the classro-I mean get a drink?
Could I as well?
Of course! *Points to the water fountain on the inside of the classroom* You may get a drink.
*runs out of the room*
*Glances toward the window, waiting for Rub to come careening through.*
*Anozer zcream o' ze Creature eatin' anozer guezt iz 'eard*
*Raizez pav* Vhen are ve gaein' tae learn aboot Pendulum Zummoning?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 10, 2020, 01:49:29 PM
*Continues in a monotone.*
Did you know that some softwoods are so hard that lumberjacks wouldn't cut them until they had chainsaws? Interesting.
*takes notes* Mhmm.
*stays quietly outside classroom door, snickering*
*lifts Rub by the footpaw and plonks him back at his seat*
Boom,BlangBlangBlam!
Translation-Hey, how did you know i was there?!
*Drinks some water* *Looks around* *Peeks head out the door* *Looks back in*
...
......
.
....
*Grabs apple from backpack*
Blam Boom!
Translation- if i'm going back in, so is Seb!
*grabs seb by paw, dragging him along*
*is still holding Rub by the footpaw, and thus some how being dragged along*
Lass, I think you accidentally shape shifted into a weta. You're not that big, so that's probably why you can be dragged along.
Erm, no...*yelps*
*Margaret Thatcher beginz clavin' at ze vindov, tryin' tae come in und eat everybeazt*
That really isn't much of a problem. There are beasts who eat others in here, you realise.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 13, 2020, 03:05:40 PM
*Margaret Thatcher beginz clavin' at ze vindov, tryin' tae come in und eat everybeazt*
*screams*
Quote from: Booklover on May 13, 2020, 03:11:57 PM
That really isn't much of a problem. There are beasts who eat others in here, you realise.
Aye, but zhe'z made o' iron.
No, I'm pretty sure Margaret Thatcher isn't made of iron.
*Walks over and leans out the window.*
*Locks eyes with Magaret Thatcher and points to the P.E. track.*
*Downcast, the former prime minister begins doing laps.*
Now, let's get back to class! :D
*is still holding Rub's footpaw, thus being dragged along*
Mr. Verdauga, can you teach us how to do that, please, Mr. Verdauga?
Sure kids! It is a very time consuming skill to learn, but it pays greatly.
*waits expectantly*
*Blows bubble gum*
@Verdauga Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on May 11, 2020, 02:48:38 PM
*Anozer zcream o' ze Creature eatin' anozer guezt iz 'eard*
*Raizez pav* Vhen are ve gaein' tae learn aboot Pendulum Zummoning?
Yeah, are we, Teacher, Sir?
'e zeemz tae 'ave dizappeared. Nay zchool! Toime tae 'ave a party in ze clazzroom! *Ztartz blovin' up balloonz* Zomebeazt ztart ze punch!
*Eats the balloons*
*Getz more balloonz zat explode if eaten* Zave room fer ze buffet ve vill 'ave on ze teacher'z dezk!
This is incredibly wicked. As the nerdy teacher's pet, I will have no part in this. I'm the goody-two-shoes who ruins everyone's fun, so stop being naughty and sit at your desks like good children. Let's tidy the classroom for Mr. Verdauga so he can go home early after school finishes.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 03:30:56 AM
This is incredibly wicked. As the nerdy teacher's pet, I will have no part in this. I'm the goody-two-shoes who ruins everyone's fun, so stop being naughty and sit at your desks like good children. Let's tidy the classroom for Mr. Verdauga so he can go home early after school finishes.
*helps Teer tidy the classroom*
*would but has pasted out*
*tidies the pens and pencils away neatly and puts a vase of flowers on the teacher's desk*
*Breaks out of trance to see Jarky with a ballooned stomach and the classroom otherwise perfect order.*
Children, I had a dark premonition of what would happen if I taught you what I was asked!
*eyes widen* Really? Can you teach us how to have dark premonitions, please?
*Is currently writing the symbols and chants I use to control will.* Of course! Let us just finish tjis segment on forcing others to change course! :D
Yes, Teacher. *begins taking notes and carefully copying the symbols from the blackboard into work book*
Thud, thud, thud
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 16, 2020, 01:26:13 PM
Yes, Teacher. *begins taking notes and carefully copying the symbols from the blackboard into work book*
*is horrified somebeast is listening to the teacher*
*is still unconscious*
Hello? *Gently pokes Lass* Are you alive?
*doesn't respond*
Y'all got any smelling salts?
I brought some teacher! They're in the medicine cabinet! *Points to the charred cupboard in the back of the room
I keep an emergency supply in my desk. Here you go. *gives smelling salts to Miss Russa*
Give her some air!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 17, 2020, 01:34:14 PM
I keep an emergency supply in my desk. Here you go. *gives smelling salts to Miss Russa*
Why do you keep smelling salts in your desk? :P :D
In cases like this, I guess. :laugh:
but..... how often do cases like this happen? ;D
*Falls over unconscious* ;)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 17, 2020, 08:49:45 PM
but..... how often do cases like this happen? ;D
(Irl? If so, quite a lot.)
*Is unconscious* (And so are you, Lass! Or at least, I thought you were supposed to be unconscious. :laugh:)
(Thus why I'm posting in brackets)
(Ah. Nice. So I can use these as well, then. ^-^)
*Holds the smelling salts under Lass' nose*
Ah... no.
Ziz iz Pendulum Zummonin'!
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/8f98a8b3240ca64e075840d936cc02c6/tenor.gif?itemid=9030740)
*Has finished writing everything on the chalkboard.*
All right, class! Please copy this into your notebooks for homework! We'll pick up tomorrow with the chants necessary to endow ourselves with the effect!
*groa(oooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)n*
*is unconscious*
*finishes copying everything perfectly into notebook and sits quietly, beginning to memorise it*
Notebook paper? Mm, delicious! *begins to eat Teer's notebook*
*bashes Jarky on the head until she falls unconscious*
Not again.
*Jumbo slaps Teer* That's not nice! >:(
*retrieves notebook from Jarky's stomach using cleaver* It wasn't nice of her to eat my notebook. *continues studying*
*Cartwheels about.*
Yes, finally something exciting in school! *starts randomly slapping and punching out, blunders into Seb and Herman*
*Laughs, picks up Rub, and places him back in his seat.* :D
*promptly jumps out the window*
*Runs over and opens the door in time for Rub to fly through.*
*is unconscious*
*trys to cartwheel about, falls on face on desk*
*Is unconscious*
*Pendulum Zummonz*
*Is mildly concerned, while unconscious*
Beepblow.
Trans- I feel like we should have a class diary (i dont think these events happen in any other classroom) :D
*Dismisses whatever it is HIAG is summoning.*
Child, please! Don't summon grey entities in the classroom!
*Points out the P.E. track window.* Summon them out there!
*Wakes up*
*decides to attempt to fit into his locker; gets stuck halfway through*
Need some help there? ;)
(https://pa1.narvii.com/6694/a30ffb6d6e8334c2964a582a733a7b08fefdb675_hq.gif)
{What's that from?}
{Trollhunters. Ever seen it?}
{Nope.}
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/e61f9d7e336eb4acded6a1b8eee429c3/tumblr_omhjajkMBa1w6o9c6o4_400.gif)
*fake cries* WAAHHH! Seb weft me to die in da wocka!
*thump, thump*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 01:28:05 AM
Beepblow.
Trans- I feel like we should have a class diary (i dont think these events happen in any other classroom) :D
Or someone could make a detailed History of The Cellars.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 21, 2020, 08:40:18 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 20, 2020, 05:45:16 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 20, 2020, 06:03:07 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 19, 2020, 04:59:17 PM
*Cartwheels about.*
*copies Kade*
*Copies Ebby.*
*climbs up a curtain and sits on the curtain rail, watching with interest for Kade's response*
*Attempts to copy Ebby, but accidentally pulls down the curtain rail.*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 03:23:40 AM
*fake cries* WAAHHH! Seb weft me to die in da wocka!
Oh. Whoops. *Opens locker*
*jumps on Seb* You did it on puwpose! :'(
*Zere iz a knockin' at ze clazzroom door*
Ah dinnae zink ve zhould let 'im in...
*grabs chalk.*
*Draws an inverted pentacle on the classroom door.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 06:18:37 PM
Spoiler
*Attempts to copy Ebby, but accidentally pulls down the curtain rail.*
*screams and falls on Kade*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 06:26:30 PM
*jumps on Seb* You did it on puwpose! :'(
B-but I thought you said that you were trying to get into the locker!
You okay there, Eb and Kade?
*Sits at desk and sighs.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 21, 2020, 09:35:08 PM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 21, 2020, 06:26:30 PM
*jumps on Seb* You did it on puwpose! :'(
B-but I thought you said that you were trying to get into the locker!
I was untiwl you twied ta pulla me out of it!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 21, 2020, 09:30:58 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 21, 2020, 06:18:37 PM
Spoiler
*Attempts to copy Ebby, but accidentally pulls down the curtain rail.*
*screams and falls on Kade*
*Catches Eb.* Why hello there!
...hi. You may have just caused me to fall of a curtain rail, but at least you had the decency to catch me. Thanks.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Cheesy cheese. *takes a photo, and quickly runs away before someone notices and tries to steal my rightfully stolen photo*
*blinks and rubs eyes*
Quote from: Verdauga on May 21, 2020, 07:52:31 PM
*grabs chalk.*
*Draws an inverted pentacle on the classroom door.*
Should... should we be worried?
Probably not.
*Smiles at the children.* That pentacle connects that door with the cupboard in the back. We'll be perfectly safe!
*Begins moving desks about with his mind.*
*Begins moving Kade with my mind, along with Rubba*
*stays seated, reading*
*Stops moving things about with his mind, ignores Seb, and looks over BL's shoulder.* Whatcha reading?
*Moves book over to me* Hmm. Interesting. I see you've started a fic. Didn't know they put 'em in book form...
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 22, 2020, 05:08:52 PM
*Begins moving Kade with my mind, along with Rubba*
*waterfall of tears cascades down rub's cheek*
*Writes on a slip of school stationery.*
There!
*is floating*
*floods the classroom with salt-watered tears*
*is very cold*
*Waves hand and evaporates the tears.*
*Glances at Lass.* Child, please sit in your seat.
*is still unconscious, and thus; unable to do so.*
*Stuffs Lass into his fluff.* Get warm there, dearie.
*Smiles at Kade.* Thank you, child, but could you instead wrap her in a blanket? She might become scared if she wakes up in your fluff.
*is fully unconscious, and thus will not be waking up anytime soon*
*stops flooding the room*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 22, 2020, 05:23:20 PM
*Stops moving things about with his mind, ignores Seb, and looks over BL's shoulder.* Whatcha reading?
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 22, 2020, 05:26:08 PM
*Moves book over to me* Hmm. Interesting. I see you've started a fic. Didn't know they put 'em in book form...
*keeps hold of the book despite Seb trying to grab it, and does not speak*
Hey Seb, I've posted another chapter of my fanfic. Read that instead and leave Booklover in peace! :laugh:
{NIIIII!!!!}
What?
Ha
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 22, 2020, 09:21:57 PM
Hey Seb, I've posted another chapter of my fanfic. Read that instead and leave Booklover in peace! :laugh:
Has he even read the first chapter?
Yes, he has read and reviewed (hint hint, Miss Teer ^-^) the first and second chapters.
Ah, I was just about to do that myself. Excuse me a moment.
Le hannon, mellon nin.
*Weights down the paper and angles a fan to dry it off.*
*is out like a broken light*
*Uses the opportunity to begin a lecture and demostration of surface evaporation causes.*
Kids, why do we blow on things to make them dry off?
Quote from: Verdauga on May 23, 2020, 02:50:21 AM
*Uses the opportunity to begin a lecture and demostration of surface evaporation causes.*
Kids, why do we blow on things to make them dry off?
{Because the wind makes the water evaporate, thus making the drying process a bit quicker.}
Correct!
{I'm still unconscious :P..}
Need tae make ze vater evapourate? Ah'll 'elp! *Zetz fire tae ze paper*
That would work! Sadly, due to last years' multiple demon fire demostrations, the principal ordered that all paper be fireproof. Thank you for helping, child! ^-^
Toime tae get zome flammable vater zen.
Good critical thinking! The P.E. track water fountains are filled with that!
An intereztin' zin' created by Muppets Labz. *Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*
*does*
*'andz Lass a Gorilla Detector*
*ze gorilla detector ztartz beeping loudly*
It vaz at ziz toime zat zree men vere arrezted fer commitin' tva croimez. Firzt, zey 'ad robbed a bank. Zecond, zey didnae vear mazkz vhen zey did ze previouz. Pleaze remember tae alvayz vear yer mazk in public. Zankee.
*Shuts off the fan and restacks the paper.*
It's almost time for recess, so why don't you kids head outside and play?
*shrieks* YAAAAY!
*is still unmoving*
*runs into a wall* Uh, wheres the playground?
*Absentmindedly extracts Lass and places smelling-salts under her nose.*
*paw moves*
Come on, Rubbadub. I'll show you the way. *grabs Rubbadub's paw and leads him to the playground*
*Continues with the smelling-salts, but slides an ice cube down the back of Lass' shirt.*
it's fine i can find it... i hope *runs as fast as he can down the hall, out of the window, and into the dumpster*
*flicks claws and Rubbadub is in the playground* Do you want to be my friend?
(No?)
*Climbz on top o' ze zving zet und beginz hovlin'*
*drives in with a forklift*
Delivery for
@HeadInAnotherGalaxyGot a cupboard with Hitler and Napoleon locked in.
*mutters something about time travel, paradoxes, and wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey before holding up paper*
Sign down here please.
*steals the cupboard and runs off*
*Runs fingers through hair and mutters:* Another one for presentation room...
*is still holding Rubbadub's paw, waiting for him to accept request of friendship*
w-w-what happens if i dont accept?
You drown.
in what?
I cry and drown the entire school.
*Zignz* Na' ve 'ave a nev cupboard, viz Hitler in Napoleon locked in it loike ze previouz vone! *Continuez hovlin from on top o' ze zving zet*
Until I evaporate the tears, but don't make her cry, please.
*slowly draws hand away, not wanting to further upset HIAG or teer, then takes off*
D- do you not want to be my friend? *begins crying*
He's just unsure.
*hurried, worried look* Yesyesyes, i'm-i'm just unsure, yes that's it, i'm unsure.
*Pat's Rub's head* There. There.
Ennas. Ennas.
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 26, 2020, 01:23:25 AM
*hurried, worried look* Yesyesyes, i'm-i'm just unsure, yes that's it, i'm unsure.
*only pays attention to the yes part of Rubbadub's sentence* Yay! We can be best friends. Come on, let's go on the swing!
*groans* (in an undertone) Verdie, did you have to? :D(outloud) I-I-I'll come umm... soon yes, soon!
*Pats the Taniwha's head.* You're bothering the poor beast, Teer.
I'm sure Rub means no offence. He's probably just nervous.
*desperately trys to sneak away*
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on May 26, 2020, 04:26:36 PM
*groans* (in an undertone) Verdie, did you have to? :D(outloud) I-I-I'll come umm... soon yes, soon!
*would giggle but can't*
*succeeds in sneaking away* (silent fist pump) YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! (totally silent ;D)
{Albert12
07:04:08 AM
Registering for an account on the forum.}
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:46:31 PM
*Pats the Taniwha's head.* You're bothering the poor beast, Teer.
Oh. *lets go of Rubbadub and sits down* Alright. I'm gonna make a sand castle. Are you hungry?
*starts waking up*
*PHEW!* thank you Kade
No problem ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 27, 2020, 01:04:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:46:31 PM
*Pats the Taniwha's head.* You're bothering the poor beast, Teer.
Oh. *lets go of Rubbadub and sits down* Alright. I'm gonna make a sand castle. Are you hungry?
I, uh, yeah. I usually am, after all. Is... is that question related to the sand castle?
Wait... so your gonna eat sand?
No idea! That's why I was asking if her question was related to the statement she had made immediately prior.
Ooh! *Grabs shovel and bucket* Need any help with the sand castle?
*Beginz playin' Hammerfall'z zong 'Any Meanz Necezzary' on ze air guitar on top o' ze zving zet und hovlin'*
{Dark}
What is y'alls opinion on algebra?
It's actually not terrible. At times, it's almost slightly enjoyable.
*Smacks Russa with a book*
Although, to be honest, I agree. It's just that it's been a pain recently. :P
Yeah, it's easy to miss something and get hopelessly confused.
What curriculum do you guys use for math?
I forget what we used to use before, but we currently have Teaching Textbooks. They. Are. Awesome.
Hey, same here. I hated math before I started using Teaching Textbooks. I actually understand things now. ;D
You guys, too? That's awesome! *High fives Russa* Lol, yeah. Same.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 27, 2020, 04:12:29 PM
No problem ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 27, 2020, 01:04:36 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 26, 2020, 05:46:31 PM
*Pats the Taniwha's head.* You're bothering the poor beast, Teer.
Oh. *lets go of Rubbadub and sits down* Alright. I'm gonna make a sand castle. Are you hungry?
I, uh, yeah. I usually am, after all. Is... is that question related to the sand castle?
*is confused* What sand castle? Hehe, that's funny. *trundles off to get lunch box*
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on May 28, 2020, 01:35:22 AM
What is y'alls opinion on algebra?
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 28, 2020, 02:21:09 AM
Yeah, it's easy to miss something and get hopelessly confused.
What curriculum do you guys use for math?
A.C.E. Business Math. (Supposedly. Pretty much the only math I've done this year has been in relation to baking.)
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on May 28, 2020, 01:35:22 AM
What is y'alls opinion on algebra?
It's not actually too bad. It can be kinda satisfying when you figure it all out and get the right answer. Same with geometry. (I'm graduated now, though.)
Algebra is very useful.
I feel like I'm the only one here that uses Abeka. ;D
*moans* I thought we were at recess! Not 'talk about what school textbooks we have'
Oh, yes. *Crawls up a tree and grabs a lemon*
Awww! So cute to see the children enjoying the lemon trees. The senior class used to cry over them ev'ry day. ^-^
*Tosses a lemon down at Verdie*
Aww! "When Life flings lemons at your face, catch them with your teeth!"
I'm Life. Cool.
*strips the tree of lemon and devours them*
Where lunch box at?
Speak intelligible English and I will answer. :)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 29, 2020, 02:58:11 PM
Where is my lunch box?
Over there. *points helpfully at Kade's lunchbox, wedged between two branches right at the top of a rather tall oak tree*
*Begins gnawing on the base of the tree.*
*shrieks* No! Don't do that! I'll go and get it for you, just don't hurt the tree!
Y'all need a ladder?
*slowly wakes up, after hitting head on a very sharp rock*
*flies to the top of the tree and retrieves Kade's lunch box, then drops it on his head*
{Ach}
*snatches lunchbox and grabs a pear from inside* *takes a giant bite*
Mr. Verdauga, Amber's being a bully.
I'm just trying to get more fruit in my diet.
Don't take it from other beasts' lunch boxes though.
-^-
*gets up, walks into the wall, then falls back down again*
*gives Lass chocolate*
*is in pain*
*Cloimbz a blueberry tree, zen hovlz* Zere are alzae zome ztravberry treez o'er zere!
Ooh, tree strawberries! Yum!
:)
*splat*
*climbs to the top of the tree* *realises the lunchbox is no longer there* *looks down* *sees the lunchbox on the ground* *howls*
*pours water down the teachers back*
*Mutters to self.* I turn around for one second and everywhere it's chaos, chaos! *Ehem.*
Children! Listen to me for a moment!
Kade, sentences require a verb.
Eb, please come down from the tree. Do you have any lunch?
Amber, I have been given several tasty lemons.
Hiag, that's a blueberry bush, child...
Teer, thank you for getting Kade's lunchbox for him, but no dropping likely metal objects on student's heads. Especially not after last year's incident... *Shudders.*
Rub, I've already taken a shower. Please refrain in the future from that. Thank you.
*dumps ice cubes down verdies back* Well now you can refresh twice! ;D
*dumps ice cubes down verdies back* well know you can refresh also! ;D
No double posting...*falls over again*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 01, 2020, 02:28:55 AM
*Mutters to self.* I turn around for one second and everywhere it's chaos, chaos! *Ehem.*
Children! Listen to me for a moment.
Teer, thank you for getting Kade's lunchbox for him, but no dropping likely metal objects on student's heads. Especially not after last year's incident... *Shudders.*
Oh. Alright then, sir. What happened last year?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 01, 2020, 02:28:55 AM
Hiag, that's a blueberry bush, child...
*Lookz at ze plant, viz it'z lang, tall trunk zat reachez 'oigh up intae ze zky und vide branchez viz blueberriez grovin' on zem* Nyet, Ah zink ziz vone iz a tree.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 01, 2020, 02:28:55 AM
*Mutters to self.* I turn around for one second and everywhere it's chaos, chaos! *Ehem.*
Children! Listen to me for a moment!
Kade, sentences require a verb.
Eb, please come down from the tree. Do you have any lunch?
Amber, I have been given several tasty lemons.
Hiag, that's a blueberry bush, child...
Teer, thank you for getting Kade's lunchbox for him, but no dropping likely metal objects on student's heads. Especially not after last year's incident... *Shudders.*
Rub, I've already taken a shower. Please refrain in the future from that. Thank you.
*reluctantly come down from the tree* No, I don't. But I'm not hungry, so it doesn't matter.
You sure? I could share my lunch if you want it.
Ach...
Boring!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 30, 2020, 10:00:33 AM
*flies to the top of the tree and retrieves Kade's lunch box, then drops it on his head*
*Becomes le ded.*
Barbarian. Seb calling you boring makes you cry, but you don'teven blink an eyelid at Kade dying. Heartless beast, you are.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 02, 2020, 07:36:01 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 30, 2020, 10:00:33 AM
*flies to the top of the tree and retrieves Kade's lunch box, then drops it on his head*
*Becomes le ded.*
*sobs* Mr. Verdauga, can you fix him?
*Pulls out a Stellar Flare Of Life, lights it, and places it under Kade's nose. His chest begins to rise and fall, followed by abrupt, fierce coughing.*
When the coughing subsides, he'll be fully recovered.
Oh, that's good. Thanks.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 03, 2020, 12:10:42 AM
Barbarian. Seb calling you boring makes you cry, but you don'teven blink an eyelid at Kade dying. Heartless beast, you are.
Well, I'm more important anyways... *Grins* And more humble too!I was calling the topic boring... Not you, Lass. *Hugs Lass*
Oh...*stops sobbing*
*Hovlz again*
*Vanishes into the ground.*
*is saddened*
*wiggles out of hug and goes over to Ebby and hands her a crumpled flower* It'll make you feel better :)
*'earz anozer zcream az ze Creature eatz anozer guezt*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 03, 2020, 11:30:11 PM
*wiggles out of hug and goes over to Ebby and hands her a crumpled flower* It'll make you feel better :)
Thanks.
*Comes up out of the ground behind Eb.* Sup?
*Shrieks*
No no, I typed "Eb" not "Seb"
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 06:16:39 PM
*Comes up out of the ground behind Eb.* Sup?
The sky. Why do you ask?
No no, I was asking if you wanted to eat with me.
Oh, I see. Well, the contents of your lunchbox has already been consumed, and I didn't bring one. Wildcats tend to just eat when the mood takes them, you know? We don't really have strict meal times.
...Ok then. *Stalks off.*
Sorry. (Tragically I must now depart until after lunch :'()
(Oh, so you are gonna have lunch without me, huh? I see how it is!)
I cant believe recess hasnt ended yet. *randomly starts running and smashing into other beasts*
*smiles up at Ebby* You can have my lunch if you like, I'm full :)
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 05, 2020, 01:26:12 AM
I cant believe recess hasnt ended yet. *randomly starts running and smashing into other beasts*
Ve need recezz tae be az lang az pozzible. *Jumpz doon from on top o' ze zving zet und ztartz zvingin', back und forth, back und forth, back und forth, 'oigher und 'oigher und 'oigher und 'oigher und zen finally jumpz off zailin' trough ze air, und zen zome'ov comin' tae a complete ztop in ze middle o' ze air, und remainz zere.
Ze zecret iz tae jump at ze ground und mizz.
Heh. Perfect!
*can't read the post...*
Which post?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 05, 2020, 03:47:54 AM
Quote from: Corporal Rubbadub on June 05, 2020, 01:26:12 AM
I cant believe recess hasnt ended yet. *randomly starts running and smashing into other beasts*
Ve need recezz tae be az lang az pozzible. *Jumpz doon from on top o' ze zving zet und ztartz zvingin', back und forth, back und forth, back und forth, 'oigher und 'oigher und 'oigher und 'oigher und zen finally jumpz off zailin' trough ze air, und zen zome'ov comin' tae a complete ztop in ze middle o' ze air, und remainz zere.
Ze zecret iz tae jump at ze ground und mizz.
Quote from: HiagWe need recess to be as long as possible. *Jumps down from on top of the swing set and starts swinging, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, higher and higher and higher and higher and then finally jumps off sailing through the air, and then somehow coming to a complete stop in the middle of the air, and remains there.
The secret is to jump at the ground and miss.
A Hitchhiker's reference. Very nice.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:07:01 PM
(Oh, so you are gonna have lunch without me, huh? I see how it is!)
(Lunch in real life, you bean! :laugh: If you have food I'm happy to eat it.)
*Pulls out a single, precious, beautifully red apple*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 05, 2020, 12:38:28 PM
Quote from: HiagWe need recess to be as long as possible. *Jumps down from on top of the swing set and starts swinging, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, higher and higher and higher and higher and then finally jumps off sailing through the air, and then somehow coming to a complete stop in the middle of the air, and remains there.
The secret is to jump at the ground and miss.
*bows in thanks*
T'ankee
*Remainz floatin' in ze middle o' ze air, az Dolphinz fly by*
*sees a bowl of petunias falling from the sky*
Oh nyet, nae again.
*rubs head. whines*
*Calls an ambulance for Lass*
*Drives up in ambulance* You rang?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:07:01 PM
(Oh, so you are gonna have lunch without me, huh? I see how it is!)
(Lunch in real life, you bean! :laugh: If you have food I'm happy to eat it.)
I may or may not have food, but I'm certainly not sharing it with you! Nyeh!
*Zree zandvichez float by und zen loightly drop in front o' ze bickerin' beaztz, provoidin' a meal fer each*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 08, 2020, 05:47:48 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 06, 2020, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 04, 2020, 10:07:01 PM
(Oh, so you are gonna have lunch without me, huh? I see how it is!)
(Lunch in real life, you bean! :laugh: If you have food I'm happy to eat it.)
I may or may not have food, but I'm certainly not sharing it with you! Nyeh!
*frowns* Calm down, calm down. You don't have to share if you don't want to. Sheesh. ( ^-^)
Nyeh, I say, nyeeeeeeeeeh!
*Laughs*
*Zuddenly a random zpoiler box appearz in ze topic, readin',
'Pleaze dinnae open ziz.' Dae ye decoide tae open it anyvay?
Pleaze dinnae open ziz.
Ach, ye choze tae open it anyvay, dezpioite ze varnin' nae tae! *Tventy Rakghoulz (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul) contained vizin' ze zpoiler box are releazed, und zey run off intae different directionz und zoon are lozt in zight- Ze Cellarz are na' infezted viz zem*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/swtor/images/3/31/Rakg.png/revision/latest?cb=20150118203347)
Pleaze moind ze Rakghoulz (https://swtor.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghouls). Zey are a plague (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul_plague) zat can be zpread zimply by a bite, a zcratch, bein' claved by vone, etc. Und na' zey've zpread tae ozer topicz. Enjoy. (Ye choze tae open ze zpoiler box. Tiz nae me fault.)
Do not open this, children. The spoiler contains Rakguls, and I may have to place the student who released them in detention.
*Glares at Hiag.*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 02:40:58 AM
Do not open this, children. The spoiler contains Rakguls, and I may have to place the student who released them in detention.
*Glares at Hiag.*
Ziz quote vid indicate zat
Verdauga 'az opened it. Zuz
Verdauga vaz ze vone vho releazed zem. Und it zayz dinnae open it.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 10, 2020, 02:05:43 AM
*Zuddenly a random zpoiler box appearz in ze topic, readin', 'Pleaze dinnae open ziz.' Dae ye decoide tae open it anyvay?
Pleaze dinnae open ziz.
Ach, ye choze tae open it anyvay, dezpioite ze varnin' nae tae! *Tventy Rakghoulz (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul) contained vizin' ze zpoiler box are releazed, und zey run off intae different directionz und zoon are lozt in zight- Ze Cellarz are na' infezted viz zem*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/swtor/images/3/31/Rakg.png/revision/latest?cb=20150118203347)
Pleaze moind ze Rakghoulz (https://swtor.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghouls). Zey are a plague (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul_plague) zat can be zpread zimply by a bite, a zcratch, bein' claved by vone, etc. Und na' zey've zpread tae ozer topicz. Enjoy. (Ye choze tae open ze zpoiler box. Tiz nae me fault.)
*opens spoiler innocently* Aaaaaaah! Mr. Verdauga, what are those things?
I don't want to know.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 10, 2020, 06:54:14 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 10, 2020, 02:05:43 AM
*Zuddenly a random zpoiler box appearz in ze topic, readin', 'Pleaze dinnae open ziz.' Dae ye decoide tae open it anyvay?
Pleaze dinnae open ziz.
Ach, ye choze tae open it anyvay, dezpioite ze varnin' nae tae! *Tventy Rakghoulz (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul) contained vizin' ze zpoiler box are releazed, und zey run off intae different directionz und zoon are lozt in zight- Ze Cellarz are na' infezted viz zem*
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/swtor/images/3/31/Rakg.png/revision/latest?cb=20150118203347)
Pleaze moind ze Rakghoulz (https://swtor.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghouls). Zey are a plague (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul_plague) zat can be zpread zimply by a bite, a zcratch, bein' claved by vone, etc. Und na' zey've zpread tae ozer topicz. Enjoy. (Ye choze tae open ze zpoiler box. Tiz nae me fault.)
*opens spoiler innocently* Aaaaaaah! Mr. Verdauga, what are those things?
They are a plague (https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Rakghoul_plague) that can be spread simply by a bite, a scratch, being clawed by one, etc.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 10, 2020, 03:42:28 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 02:40:58 AM
Do not open this, children. The spoiler contains Rakguls, and I may have to place the student who released them in detention.
*Glares at Hiag.*
Ziz quote vid indicate zat Verdauga 'az opened it. Zuz Verdauga vaz ze vone vho releazed zem. Und it zayz dinnae open it.
Wrong, child.
I quoted it. ^-^ No opening required.
*Burns the Rakghoul to a vapor.*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 10, 2020, 02:40:58 AM
Do not open this, children. The spoiler contains Rakguls, and I may have to place the student who released them in detention.
*Glares at Hiag.*
Gee, thanks for warning me
now. :laugh:
Eizer vay, Teer juzt opened it, und na' zey're looze in ze Cellarz. Tiz tae late tae try tae ztop zem. Ve na' 'ave an infeztation o' zem.
*Begins destroying the beasts*
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/db1f83903fc1e986fc71a5f24287f182/tenor.gif?itemid=11760701)
Zey avready dizappeared intae ze Callarz. Ye're taae late. 'ere are ze ztagez o' infection (Zeze can differ zloightly dependin' on variouz circumztancez und beingz):
QuoteStage 1: The person is infected and coughing fits have a 10% chance of occurrence.
Stage 2: The person is greatly infected and the immune system is failing. Coughing fits have a 20% chance of occurrence.
Stage 3: The person is completely infected and is about to turn into a rakghoul.
Stage 4: The person turns into a Rakghoul.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/41/17/83/4117838afd80aad80dac65c06d38ccb8.gif)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/ac/f8/4bacf8422ecaa498269f19e3fe63c306.gif)
*Walks over to the charred closet in the back of the schoolroom and pulls out a pressurized container.*
*Opens the valve.*
All right kids, recess is nearly over! :D
*begins to wail* WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I-WANT-MORE-RECESS! I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!I-WANT-MORE-RECESS!
*starts coughing painfully*
Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2020, 12:45:24 AM
*Walks over to the charred closet in the back of the schoolroom and pulls out a pressurized container.*
*Opens the valve.*
All right kids, recess is nearly over! :D
M-Mr. Verdauga, am I going to get detention for opening the box?
Yes.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 11, 2020, 03:36:19 AM
Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?
*still coughing points to the lack of left footpaw*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 11, 2020, 06:07:14 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 11, 2020, 12:45:24 AM
*Walks over to the charred closet in the back of the schoolroom and pulls out a pressurized container.*
*Opens the valve.*
All right kids, recess is nearly over! :D
M-Mr. Verdauga, am I going to get detention for opening the box?
Oh, no, of course not! :D It was a simple enough fix, *Gestures to the container* that punishing anyone for it would be unwarranted :D
Quote from: lass of something much on June 11, 2020, 06:44:45 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 11, 2020, 03:36:19 AM
Ach, vere ye bitten or zcratched by vone o' zem, Lass?
*still coughing points to the lack of left footpaw*
*Looks at Lass.* Oh, no, we should treat that right away.
*Sprays some of the container's contents on Lass' leg and binds it with gauze, fastening a peg to it.*
*Writes something down on a piece of paper.*
is school canceled because of the-crazy-beast-thingies-that-hiag-totally-set-loose-on-purpose? ^-^
Fortunately not, child. ^-^
The school provided a container of antigen that (the higher classes would understand how it works) destroys the rakghoul, making it perfectly safe!
I liked those monster things.
*coughing gets worse*
*hands Lass a cough drop.*
Will the monsters spread to other topics, Mr Verdauga?
Yes. ^-^
Should we go save the not in-school beasts?
*Shrugs* I dunno.
Quote from: lass of something much on June 12, 2020, 05:43:35 AM
*coughing gets worse*
Lass, please say "Mr Verdauga, I don't feel so good".
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 14, 2020, 10:27:12 PM
Will the monsters spread to other topics, Mr Verdauga?
Oh, no, no. The antigen spreads faster than the Rackghoul, so only a few weakened versions will escape, only to die at the hands of my extracurricular colleagues.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 14, 2020, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 12, 2020, 05:43:35 AM
*coughing gets worse*
Lass, please say "Mr Verdauga, I don't feel so good".
HAH.
Do you get the reference?
No. I'm bored. Right now. Ugh. Being bored is so boring.
Write.
Meh. I edited a whole story this morning, after getting up at 4:30 and freezing to death at the beach, waiting for the sun to rise.
That actually sounds quite fun. I'm not really feeling like writing either. I only got one thousand words done yesterday, so I have three thousand to do today.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 14, 2020, 10:27:12 PM
Will the monsters spread to other topics, Mr Verdauga?
Actually, zey've currently avready zpread tae ze lovezt levelz o' av o' ze Cellarz topicz. Und zey vill eazily mutate viz everybeazt zey infect, zae Verdauga'z attempt at ztoppin' zem 'az avready failed. *Vatchez oot ze vindov at zree Rakghoulz begin tearin' apart Margaret Thatcher* Ach... Ah guezz zey can eat iron taae...
Oh dear. Okay, Ebby out (for now, at least ;)).
M'kay, class dismissed. Run home and hide, kiddos. *Locks myself in a closet*
Miss Russa, I'm trying to do this project for our science assignment. Can I please work on it here? My little sister sometimes gets into things she shouldn't.
*Peeks out of the closet* Sure, just board up the windows and doors so the rakghoulz don't get in.
Yes, Miss Russa. *boards up the windows and doors and begins working on project*
*Tries to play the harmonica whilst huddled in the closet, but is unable to because I do not know how*
Oooh, I like the harmonica.
I'm not actually a huge fan of the noise it makes, but it would probably be fun to play it.
Whatcha workin' on?
Huh, interesting. I love the noise it makes.
I'm making a bagpipe synthesiser.
Oooh, interesting.
*had left* *returns* Miss Russa/Mr Verdauga, how does one kill a Rakghoul?
*growls and pounces at Ebby, fangs bared*
*sidesteps* Chill, small frog. What's wrong?
*snaps at Ebby's footpaws and snarls*
*climbs up onto a desk* Whoa, stop it! Are you okay?
*grabs Lass and ties her up* Calm down, child.
It appears she is infected.
*Spritzes some antigen on Lass.*
{I have no idea what that's meant to do :P}
*snarls and claws at bonds*
{It stops the Rakghoul infection and kills pre-existent Rakghoul.}
Once somebeast turns into a Rakghoul, there isn't really any going back >_>
Thankfully, the antigen stopped the infection before that happened. ^-^
To Lass, that is; you all might have to get individually treated.
Getting too real.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 16, 2020, 02:17:59 PM
{It stops the Rakghoul infection and kills pre-existent Rakghoul.}
{Oh. Well that's no fun! >:(}
*cuts through the bonds with a few well-aimed slashes and attacks the closest beast*
{Should I be the closest to you?}
I know just the thing to save her.
Sadly, I know what you're going to do...
Quote from: Verdauga on June 16, 2020, 10:29:18 PM
{Should I be the closest to you?}
{I don't know}
*growls and leaps onto a desk*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 16, 2020, 10:33:42 PM
I know just the thing to save her.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 16, 2020, 10:37:50 PM
Sadly, I know what you're going to do...
I think I might as well. :laugh: But you never know. Kade might surprise us both.
*Is huddled under the desk that Lass hopped on* Oh dear.
*howls and bites the closest member*
*screams and slams dagger pommel into Lass' skull, knocking her unconscious* *catches her as she falls* Lass, I'm so sorry. *begins crying*
*Rubs arm and carries Lass to a couch.*
I- I'm sure she'll be alright when she wakes up.
Can you beasts please take the noise down a notch? I'm trying to concentrate on this project and it's come to a really detailed bit.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 17, 2020, 05:47:30 AM
*screams and slams dagger pommel into Lass' skull, knocking her unconscious* *catches her as she falls* Lass, I'm so sorry. *begins crying*
{Wow, powerplaying much...I can see why, though.. :P}
*yelps softly and falls into Ebby's arms*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 17, 2020, 04:06:50 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 16, 2020, 10:33:42 PM
I know just the thing to save her.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 16, 2020, 10:37:50 PM
Sadly, I know what you're going to do...
I think I might as well. :laugh: But you never know. Kade might surprise us both.
<_<
>_>
*Is adminstering treatment to Lass.*
Spoil sport.
Would you rather I preemptively kill everyone to keep the infection contained?
*Gestures to Thomasbane*
That is an option, by the way.
Rude.
Actually, it's rather kind, child. ^-^
*Pokes Lass with his enchanted fork.*
*Nudges the fork out of the way.*
I'm helping.
*makes a groaning sound but remains unconscious*
See? Helped.
Somebeast please put all this in the Funny Posts Collection.
Starting where?
. . . And ending where?
Done.
Thankee.
*is soldering two bits of wire together*
*Iz gettin' nearer tae ze end o' ze clazz ztory fer 'iz Republic Commando character* Curiouzly, Ah'm on Corellia und Ah 'ave yet tae encounter any Rakghoulz zat Ah encountered viz me Imperial Agent character. May'apz zey're only on ze Empire partz. Ach...
Republic Commando was a great game. Wish they'd make a sequel since it ends on a pseudo cliffhanger.
*Is sleeping on desk, oblivious to the goings on.*
*Sneaks out of school to go get ice cream.*
*finishes the soldering and begins fiddling with a strange looking box*
*Barges in and begins scribbling in the wall*.
*glares at Luft with annoyance*
Shhhhh, quiet! I'm trying to work on this project.
*Shhs Teer*.
No talking during classes!
C-class is over. There was some kind of monster that invaded the Cellars but Mr. Verdauga made it not come here. Then Miss Russa said that they were too dangerous and school was closed, but she said we can work on our projects here, if we want.
The monsters are gone now, but we have a little while before class starts. Wake me in ten minutes. *Grabs a pillow and crawls under my desk*
Oh, alright. Yes, Miss Russa.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 11:22:30 PM
*Sneaks out of school to go get ice cream.*
*materialises beside Kade* Hello. Where're you going?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 22, 2020, 04:06:52 AM
The monsters are gone now, but we have a little while before class starts. Wake me in ten minutes. *Grabs a pillow and crawls under my desk*
{What about me? :P}
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 22, 2020, 05:05:43 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 11:22:30 PM
*Sneaks out of school to go get ice cream.*
*materialises beside Kade* Hello. Where're you going?
*Picks up Eb and continues sneaking.* Ice cream.
*is picked up* ...okay, looks like I'm coming with you.
*Continues sneaking.* I mean, if you don't want any, I can put you back down.
No, it's cool.
Look, if you're going to wag class, would you please do it quietly? I'm trying to concentrate.
(You can't hear us, we're ages away.)
Good.
*Reaches into his fluff and feels around for a second before pulling out Teer.*
When did you get in there?
:laugh:
Can you please put me back? I'm working on a project.
Uhhh, I mean, ok I guess. *Stuffs Teer back into his fluff.*
I...think she may have meant back in the classroom. Just maybe.
Thanks. It's also much warmer in here.
I hope you don't mind me using a soldering iron inside you fluff...
Nah, you're good. Ever since I got my fire powers (which I keep forgetting I have), my fur has been resistant to all forms of hot stuffs.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 06:06:45 AM
I...think she may have meant back in the classroom. Just maybe.
We're already outside the school now, and I'm not going back until I have ice cream.
Okay then. (I'm just going to assume I'm on your shoulder by this point.)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 06:13:43 AM
(I'm just going to assume I'm on your shoulder by this point.)
(Hah! I'm not sure why that's so funny, but it is)
*stats to wake*
*Is asleep, so isn't watching for Kade to come back through the window.*
*growls*
*Dances*
Stop making a fool of yourself.
*Is ordering ice cream.* Eb, Teer, either of you want anything?
Fijoa sorbet, if they have it.
Imma say they probably don't- oh. *Is handed one by the shopkeep.*
Thanks, Sheila!
My name's Joe. *Says the shopkeep.*
And I'll have some mint chocolate chip. Two servings, if you don't mind.
I do.
All the same.
Ah, Joe. Deepest apologies. Where's Sheila? Is she not working today?
So, what are we learning today?
You might learn the xtent of my teleportation powers.
Ooh! That sounds fun!
Thnk aou.
So where do we start?
{I'm still tied up, right?}
Oh, goodness! *Unties Lass*
*Teleports everyone into the room (Yes, even you
@daleecox25 ) and stands up, still on desk.*
*Starts grinning slightly sanely.*
Alright children! Recess is over, so it's time for class! Oh, but be quiet, because Teacher Russa is under her desk sleeping!
*hides icecream*
*grawls*
*Shoves ice cream into his face. Passes out from brain freeze.*
*Steps off desk and strides over to Kade.*
*Passes a few coins to the ice cream truck owner while waiting for Kade to wake up.*
*quickly eats icecream while Verdauga isn't looking, then emerges from Kade's fluff with a strange looking box*
*Obtains Ice-cream cookie from the vendor.*
*'az been buzy playin' Ze Izle O' Armour expanzion on Pokemon Zhield und Ztar Varz Ze Auld Republic, und zuz 'az nay idea votzaever vot iz gaein' on*
(How in the world did you do that? He was, like, way far away :laugh:)
(I teleported eveybody here.)
(I really wanted some ice cream :D)
Did somebody mention icecream? :D
Joe: 'Sup. I'm the ice cream guy. I have ice cream.
Yay! *claps paws* this is free ice cream, right???
*rubs paws*
I'd like 2 scoops of mint chocolate chip, please!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on June 25, 2020, 07:08:20 PM
Yay! *claps paws* this is free ice cream, right???
Joe: No.
I have money. But it's Hibernian. I don't know if innkeepers here would accept it. (Sorry, couldn't resist :P)
Joe: Luckily, I'm not an innkeeper. As long as it's spendable, I'll take it.
(Next quote:) "Is it gold?" Crowley asked, and when Halt nodded he continued. "They'll accept it."
Joe: No ice cream for you.
Aw. :'( Why not?
Joe: I don't like quotes.
That's...really sad. I feel sorry for you.
Joe: I don't.
I do.
Joe: That's wonderful. No ice cream.
Fine. *turns back on Joe and concentrates on memorising Welsh words*
Joe: *talking to himself* I still have so much mint chocolate chip left, what am I supposed to do with it all?
*wildcats have very sharp hearing* Feed it to hungry otterbadgers.
Joe: Hah, he couldn't handle my product. Why do you think he's passed out over there?
*leaps up in a flash and grabs Joe's collar* What have you done? What was in that ice cream? Tell me!
Joe: I didn't do anything, you ingrate. It's called a brain freeze.
*growls softly* As long as that's all it is. *releases him*
*Your paws come away covered in strawberry sherbert. Joe laughs maniacally before disappearing into a pool of rocky road at his feet.*
o.0
O-kay, that was weird. *licks paws clean and returns to Welsh practice*
*Wakes up.* My head really hurts....
Put your paws on your forehead and use your fire powers.
...whyyyyyyy?
Melt the brainfreeze.
You should follow that advice.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 26, 2020, 07:21:11 PM
Put your paws on your forehead and use your fire powers.
Did zomebeazt mention
FIRE?*Zetz fire tae Kade'z fur*
Spoiler
(https://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/jack-jack-extinguish.gif)
Heh. Perfect.
*bows flamboyantly*
Well, also my fur is fire proof thanks to my fire powers, but thanks!
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 27, 2020, 01:27:45 AM
Melt the brainfreeze.
Hmmmm.... *Shoots fire into his ears.*
*watches apprehensively*
*Sprays into Kade's ear with a fire extinguisher.*
O.O
*Fire sprays out one nostril, while fire extinguisher... stuff sprays out the other.*
*hides on top of a wardrobe* Ew.
Whew, that really cleared out the sinuses!
I'm impressed.
Oh?
*growls*
*watches in disgust and disdain*
What, so Teer can blow fire out her nose and it's fine, but when I do it it's gross? GENDER EQUALITY, PEOPLE!
Lol.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 02, 2020, 02:20:52 PM
What, so Teer can blow fire out her nose and it's fine, but when I do it it's gross? GENDER EQUALITY, PEOPLE!
She generally does it out of her mouth, I think.
Yeah. I only blow it out my nose when somebeast stupidly decides to annoy Corn and get turned to dust, then go up my nose. It's simply a hygienic way of cleaning out my nostrils. It's blowing my nose but burning all the snot before it gets out.
Taniwha with COVID wouldn't spread it.
*Stopped listening about three words in.* I'm hungry. Again.
*throws an apple at Kade*
(https://i.gifer.com/R5bS.gif)
Do you need glasses? Why are you throwing apples at a poor hobbit?
*Picks up the apple to give to Miss Russa*
Mm, good idea. *Picks up Keva to give to Miss Russa.*
*Screams very loudly*
*pounces of a flying apple and Kills it*
O_O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2020, 04:44:01 PM
Do you need glasses? Why are you throwing apples at a poor hobbit?
(Well, IRL...yes.)
*tries to eat the apple*
*gives Lass to Miss Russa*
What a terrible wonderful gift, Teer.
Indeed. I would love a Lass.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2020, 09:13:43 PM
Mm, good idea. *Picks up Keva to give to Miss Russa.*
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5f/7d/d1/5f7dd153db28f61d507b503100eef8bc.gif)
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/7c99c2c18133722aea820dd688928b2f/tumblr_inline_o0wt4fXD941t0et6f_500.gif)
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cd/6f/37/cd6f371b8119d2c8d74b3f6a12af5bc3.gif)
Zigzactly.
*Adds that to my dictionary*
It's supposed to be 'Zigzackly', with a k, not a t.
. . .
*Edits my dictionary*
Well done.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 08, 2020, 02:23:57 AM
O_O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2020, 04:44:01 PM
Do you need glasses? Why are you throwing apples at a poor hobbit?
(Well, IRL...yes.)
Okay, for a minute there, I thought you were throwing apples at Hobbits in real life. :laugh:
:laugh: No.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 16, 2020, 11:15:51 PM
My command shall be given. Destroy the rebellion.
*Dung beetles burst through the school walls and begin their attack*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 16, 2020, 11:02:28 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 08, 2020, 02:23:57 AM
O_O
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 07, 2020, 04:44:01 PM
Do you need glasses? Why are you throwing apples at a poor hobbit?
(Well, IRL...yes.)
Okay, for a minute there, I thought you were throwing apples at Hobbits in real life. :laugh:
Nah, the closest she gets to that is throwing apples at me.
*A dung beetle lands on Miss Russa and begins devouring her*
Aaah! A beetle. *Flicks the beetle out a window* ^-^
*a truck arrives and delivers an entire crate of apples onto Miss Russa's desk*
*Thousands of dung beetles are being released into the school* *The beetles know what they must do* >:D
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 17, 2020, 12:50:29 AM
*a truck arrives and delivers an entire crate of apples onto Miss Russa's desk*
*Cries happy tears* This is all I ever wanted.
*The beetles devour Miss Russa's apples*
*the beetles don't*
*The beetles do* ^-^
*The beetles don't* *I eat an apple*
Do you like it?
Yes, indeed.
*is happy*
*Eats another apple*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 17, 2020, 12:54:59 AM
*The beetles devour Miss Russa's apples*
Goodness. *Begins choking random beetle* Give that back! Those apples weren't yours! Spit 'em out!
Seb, we already doubt with that problem.
Just the fact that someone says something doesn't happen, doesn't make it's true, though. Otherwise, there would be a lot more squabbling going around.
*Iz bouncin' off ze vallz, yellin', "AH FOUND IT!!!"*
*sings happily*
*Runs around screaming.*
*trips Kade* Calm thyself, small child.
*Shoves Eb into his fluff.* Yer face is small, child.
*Continuez bouncin' off ze vallz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2020, 01:47:18 AM
*Shoves Eb into his fluff.* Yer face is small, child.
How rude.
*Knocks on the door*
Guys, I think the door is haunted. I just heard a knocking sound coming from it.
Hello?
AND NOW IT'S TALKING! *Defenestrates himself out of the room.*
*Peeks into the room* Uhh is Miss Russa in here?
*stop singing to let Scott in* Yup! Guess what! I'm a door stopper now!
*slowly opens door* I'm the exterminator.*Shoots a beetle* I'll just clean up the mess and be off.
*shrugs and continues singing*
*Starts killing the beetles and taking them out*
*Ze beetlez pull oot flamezroverz und begin torchin' Scott*
*Slides under a table* Don't make me get the big guns.
Oh no! *jumps onto desk and begins screaming hysterically*
*Ze Beetlez pull oot tankz, az vell az John Lennon*
*Pushes the student to the door* Alrighty *Grabs z6-rotary cannon*
*continues screaming hysterically*
Calm down I have the situ-*Gets tackled by a beetle*
*kicks feebly at a curious beetle, still screaming*
*John Lennon getz bitten by a Rakghoul*
*screaming continues as beetle begins gnawing on footpath*
*stops singing again*
*stops screaming, a frown of confusion appearing on face* Why is there a piece of footpath in the classroom?
*Punches the beetle in the face and picks up his gun*
*begins screaming hysterically again*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 23, 2020, 07:04:45 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 22, 2020, 05:52:32 PM
*Peeks into the room* Uhh is Miss Russa in here?
Yup, indeed. What can I do for ya?
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 01:25:53 PM
*sings happily*
*Dances happily*
I am the exterminator. Just don't mind me...*Stabs a beetle*
*Begins poking the beetles with pencils*
Ah a worthy apprentice!
*The Rakghouls begin eating the Dung Beetles*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 23, 2020, 08:48:31 PM
Ah a worthy apprentice!
^-^
*Summons
Mjolnir and pulls out a pistol*
*Smiles* Ya know what kid I should get you a spot in the Corndaugan marine corps!
*Ze Rakghoulz tear John Lennon tae zhredz*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 23, 2020, 07:04:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 01:25:53 PM
*sings happily*
*Dances happily*
*forgets the words so makes up new ones about Scott teaching a five-year-old that killing is good*
o.0
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 24, 2020, 09:37:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 24, 2020, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 23, 2020, 07:04:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 01:25:53 PM
*sings happily*
*Dances happily*
*forgets the words so makes up new ones about Scott teaching a five-year-old that killing is good*
*taps footpaw to the beat*
Lol.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 23, 2020, 09:09:13 PM
*Smiles* Ya know what kid I should get you a spot in the Corndaugan marine corps!
*Kid Sebias claps paws eagerly*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 24, 2020, 10:51:50 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 24, 2020, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 23, 2020, 07:04:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 01:25:53 PM
*sings happily*
*Dances happily*
*forgets the words so makes up new ones about Scott teaching a five-year-old that killing is good*
Killing bad guys...
*Sings into the song the words "But it's the same deal, Scott, get real, Scott"*
*Looks over the thread and nods to Miss Russa in satisfaction.*
You have this well in hand, Teacher. I'll leave you to it.
*Marks all topics as read and leaves.*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 24, 2020, 11:04:13 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 24, 2020, 09:37:44 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 24, 2020, 09:28:06 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 23, 2020, 07:04:45 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on July 21, 2020, 01:25:53 PM
*sings happily*
*Dances happily*
*forgets the words so makes up new ones about Scott teaching a five-year-old that killing is good*
*taps footpaw to the beat*
Lol.
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 23, 2020, 09:09:13 PM
*Smiles* Ya know what kid I should get you a spot in the Corndaugan marine corps!
*Kid Sebias claps paws eagerly*
Ya know you look exctly like our leader....
Maybe this is his nephew or something.
Perhaps...
*stops singing*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 25, 2020, 05:53:09 PM
*Looks over the thread and nods to Miss Russa in satisfaction.*
You have this well in hand, Teacher. I'll leave you to it.
*Marks all topics as read and leaves.*
Noo!!! Verdie don't leave!!!
*Calls from the hallway.* why nooooot?
Because we need you!!!
For what?
Everything!
. . . Aw. Untrue, but I'll see how I can help.
*Comes back in and uses fire extinguisher to blow all the beetles out the window.*
What shall we learn next?
Um...fire extinguishers! What is the foam stuff actually made of and is it edible? I've always wondered.
Ooh, yeah, I'd like to learn about that too!
Same!~
*Zrovz flammable vater ontae ze teacher'z dezk, zen loightz a match, und...
LOIGHTZ IT*
Alzae...
*Pokez
@Ebantu the Kararehe tae attempt tae get 'er tae anzver 'er 'azk' topic avready*
Sorry, sorry. I'll do that now.
*Sheev enjoys the DRY, HOT, Georgian air emanating from the school window* 8D
Georgian air? Where did that come from?
I think he's referring to the state of Georgia. He's an odd duck.
Mm. Do you have an answer about the ball?
Edit: Nevermind. Just saw your post in your ask thread.
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on July 28, 2020, 03:37:17 AM
*Sheev enjoys the DRY, HOT, Georgian air emanating from the school window* 8D
Does "Dry" really work with "Georgian air"?
Probably not.
I suppose Corn would have to answer that, but if it's anything like here...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 28, 2020, 07:52:34 AM
I think he's referring to the state of Georgia. He's an odd duck.
Vhy a Duck?
That's a good question.
*Raises paw*
Yes?
Ma'am, I can't think of a question.
Page 300!
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on July 30, 2020, 12:46:01 AM
Ma'am, I can't think of a question.
That is a problem. Hmm, are you sure there isn't something you would like to know?
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 30, 2020, 02:29:41 AM
Page 300!
Woo!
Uh... I'd like to learn how to come up with random questions on the spot, ma'am.
*Thinks* Bruh, you'll have to go to college for that.
Aw, man. I wasn't planning on actually learning anything in college, though.
Seb, just use Google.
*is being a door stopper*
*raises paw* Miss Russa, can you teach us how to catch, kill, gut and stuff possums?
*Hasn't learned anything in multiple pages.*
I haven't learnt anything, but I have had it confirmed that we are awful at staying on topic.
You know, you're allowed to call out my horrible typos when they pop up :laugh:
Likewise.
ok
9x + 3y = 73. Vot are 'x' und 'y'?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 31, 2020, 05:30:33 AM
*raises paw* Miss Russa, can you teach us how to catch, kill, gut and stuff possums?
It's kinda gross, but if the rest of the class wants to.
The possums deserve death.
Eh?
(Mind if I slip a new student in?)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 01, 2020, 07:46:38 PM
9x + 3y = 73. Vot are 'x' und 'y'?
Oo! Oo! I know!
Spoiler
A mess
Quote from: Shy-Guy on August 02, 2020, 05:12:22 AM
(Mind if I slip a new student in?)
(Not at all, but keep in mind this isn't reeaaally an rp, so don't be surprised if no one else rps along :P)
There are actually infinitely many solutions HIAG.
9x+3y=73
3x+y=73/3
y=73/3-3x
9x+3(73/3-3x)=73
Simplifying we get 9x+73-9x=73
Then solving everything we can there we get 73=73
*is too dumb to read that* ;D
http://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11737.0
S T O P S P A M I N G T H A T
He's offline now.
Quote from: Delthion on August 02, 2020, 05:47:50 AM
There are actually infinitely many solutions HIAG.
9x+3y=73
3x+y=73/3
y=73/3-3x
9x+3(73/3-3x)=73
Simplifying we get 9x+73-9x=73
Then solving everything we can there we get 73=73
Actually, ze correct anzverz are 'Fizh' und 'Fizh'. Ye vere cloze, zough!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 03, 2020, 01:19:37 AM
Quote from: Delthion on August 02, 2020, 05:47:50 AM
There are actually infinitely many solutions HIAG.
9x+3y=73
3x+y=73/3
y=73/3-3x
9x+3(73/3-3x)=73
Simplifying we get 9x+73-9x=73
Then solving everything we can there we get 73=73
Actually, ze correct anzverz are 'Fizh' und 'Fizh'. Ye vere cloze, zough!
That's obviously what I said. If there are infinitely many solutions then Fizh and Fizh are solutions. ;D
I can't read that, you idiot, speak English...
That wasn't meant to mean anything...
*You know you're annoying when even the door-stopper dislikes you*
@PanopticEmu I think you just won....
>:D
No.
Well you clearly don't like me...
I'm a door-stopper...It doesn't really matter what I think...
Don't go Kass's Castle on me.
...What do you mean?
The I'm a slave not a person kinda thing.
(http://friendlyfaces.selenashops.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/41AsCr39WlL.jpg)
But a otter-squirrel ^
Hedgehog*
*Confusion*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 03, 2020, 09:47:54 AM
Hedgehog*
Nono, I'm saying that's what I am, but a otter-squirrel instead of a hedgehog
Okay, kids, lunchtime!
Quote from: lass of something much on August 03, 2020, 09:49:57 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 03, 2020, 09:47:54 AM
Hedgehog*
Nono, I'm saying that's what I am, but a otter-squirrel instead of a hedgehog
no...You Lass the person...not the door stopper...
Wow, you've really gone mad, you're naming a doorstopper :giggle:
*Hands Lass a cupcake*
Russa this is child abuse.
What is? ^-^
Making people door stoppers...
She didn't do that...
*Hovlz, und zen ztartz drinkin' a bottle o' Irn-Bru*
*stops the door* ;D
*Rips the door off its hinges*
*Is sent flying across the room and out the window*
*The window had a netting which caught Lass*
*In that case....*
*Hovlz again*
I'm so glad our improv class is going so well, but we're nearly out of time. Just ten more minutes, kiddos. ^-^
*Continuez drinkin' 'iz bottle o' Irn-Bru*
*Picks up Lass and shows her to
@Russa Nodrey* DOES THIS INNOCENT CHILD LOOK LIKE A DOOR STOPPER TO YOU! If so you are insane....
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Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 04:52:36 AM
*Picks up Lass and shows her to @Russa Nodrey* DOES THIS INNOCENT CHILD LOOK LIKE A DOOR STOPPER TO YOU! If so you are insane....
*Squints at the doorstopper* Yup, a very nice doorstopper. Oh wait, I forgot my glasses. *Puts on glasses* Hello, Lass! Great to see you in class again. Have you seen my favorite doorstopper? It was here just a moment ago.
That isn't an innocent child. That's an innocent door stopper.
No.....
*narrows eyes and turns cap backwards* Wanna fight me?
Yes. *Grabs gun*
Fist fight you coward!
Coming from the person who is the biggest power player.
I only power play because others powerplay. *shrinks in size to stand level with him* Gah! This hat is too big now.
Where my gun was?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 05:11:50 AM
I only power play because others powerplay. *shrinks in size to stand level with him* Gah! This hat is too big now.
*Flashbacks of his non power playing moments* Uhhhhhh?
And also because you and Lass stupidly bring thousands of goblins into topics. *digs around in backpack for a hat that fits*
*Corndauga flashbacks*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 05:13:50 AM
Where my gun was?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 05:11:50 AM
I only power play because others powerplay. *shrinks in size to stand level with him* Gah! This hat is too big now.
*Flashbacks of his non power playing moments* Uhhhhhh?
Why did you bring a gun into a school.....
Quote from: Scott McLamok on July 23, 2020, 02:16:15 AM
*slowly opens door* I'm the exterminator.*Shoots a beetle* I'll just clean up the mess and be off.
That was powerplaying. Sure, maybe not physically, but you beasts had the power of being shippers and you abused it.
No I just followed Seb and fough for what I believed in....and who says re-shipping is an abuse? *Rosie flashbacks*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 05:17:33 AM
And also because you and Lass stupidly bring thousands of goblins into topics. *digs around in backpack for a hat that fits*
*Hands Teer a tiny sombrero*
Oh, that's perfect! Thanks, Miss Russa!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 05:22:02 AM
No, I just followed Seb and fought for what I believed in....and who says re-shipping is an abuse? *Rosie flashbacks*
It's an abuse when neither of the parties involved want it and, quite frankly, when it starts a civil war!
I really don't know what you're talking about when you say 'Rosie flashbacks'.
(Also, fixed)
Rosie got shipped several time....Plus you started it by punishing Seb.
... No. Rosie wanted to get shipped. She even shipped herself!
*The poor door stopper is now useless*
*The doorstopper is not useless and never will be* *The doorstopper is actually Lass, but I could not tell without my glasses 'cause I have shriveled eyeballs*
Now how many of you have signed up for the school play?
*The door stopper did, but it cannot say so as it is a door stopper*
*Stands between Scott and Teer.*
*Speaks in a low, dangerous voice:*
Children.
Sit down and listen to Miss Russa.
You do realize I am a fully grown squirrel...
Everyone is a child except for Miss Russa. ;D
*the door stopper is bored*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 05, 2020, 05:30:20 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 05, 2020, 05:22:02 AM
No, I just followed Seb and fought for what I believed in....and who says re-shipping is an abuse? *Rosie flashbacks*
It's an abuse when neither of the parties involved want it and, quite frankly, when it starts a civil war!
I really don't know what you're talking about when you say 'Rosie flashbacks'.
(Also, fixed)
Um... That's the best kind of ship. When both members want to be married than it makes it slightly less superior. And weddings are supposed to cause chaos! You can take it up with Del yourself if you think otherwise. ;D
Oof. Better call Scott.
*Begins digging a secret escape tunnel out of school.*
*Watches Kade, handing him random tools*
*Gets handed the Prince from Teer's puppet show.* Come on now, everybeast knows this is the most useless tool of them all.
*Stops Kade before he reaches the Downstairs classroom.
Why don't you ask the teacher what we'll learn next? ^-^
*Hands Kade a bulldozer*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 10:01:40 PM
*Stops Kade before he reaches the Downstairs classroom.
Why don't you ask the teacher what we'll learn next? ^-^
This is a
secret escape tunnel, silly goose! You couldn't possibly know where it's at. Now...
*Revs up the exceedingly large and loud bulldozer.*
If you'll excuse me, I have a secret escape tunnel to dig. In secret.
*The classroom is inside the bulldozer.*
*Which is flying, because reasons.*
I'm so stealthy.
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 10:05:36 PM
*The classroom is inside the bulldozer.*
*Which is flying, because reasons.*
I have been thinking about summoning the return of the DDBs as well.
They never truly left 8D
Shh. Don't tell everyone that. ...Yet.
Well, I'm crossing it out! What more do you want?
To become my apprentice.
Oh.
Yeah, no, that ain't happening. I'd have to give up teaching.
Not at all! My pawns hold many high positions. You could keep your job.
......
*the door stopper is where ever Scott keeps his gun apparently*
Last I checked, that's where Lass was.
*Lass is a doorstopper*
I can't take it anymore. *Breathes hard* I might need to go to the asylum......
*The door stopper called Lass speaks* Can you please put me back where I go now?
Lass. Your. Not. A. Door. Stopper.
(*you're)
*The door stopper called Lass says* Well, that's even worse!
No.
*The door stopper mutters darkly*
Lass*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2020, 10:05:59 PM
I'm so stealthy.
Indeed. *puts on headphones so I can read in peace*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 02:10:22 PM
*Stands between Scott and Teer.*
*Speaks in a low, dangerous voice:*
Children.
Sit down and listen to Miss Russa.
*pouts* He started it, though! *points at Sebias*
*Turns Lass back into a normalish otter-squirrel.*
I understand that, but is it smart to stoop to his level?
*The doorstopper who is now a child is not particularly happy about this*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 01:19:21 PM
*Turns Lass back into a normalish otter-squirrel.*
I understand that, but is it smart to stoop to his level?
Hey! Watch your mouth, platypus!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 06, 2020, 10:20:46 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on August 05, 2020, 02:10:22 PM
*Stands between Scott and Teer.*
*Speaks in a low, dangerous voice:*
Children.
Sit down and listen to Miss Russa.
*pouts* He started it, though! *points at Sebias*
*Puts paw on my chest* Me? Surely not.
*The door stopper who is now a Child goes back to being a doorstopper*
Quote from: Verdauga on August 06, 2020, 01:19:21 PM
*Turns Lass back into a normalish otter-squirrel.*
I understand that, but is it smart to stoop to his level?
*lip begins to quiver* It's not
fair, though! *ducks around Verdauga and punches Scott in the face*
*Throws mace at teacher's desk*
Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 11:25:22 PM
*The door stopper who is now a Child goes back to being a doorstopper*
But zen ze termitez vill be after ye und vant tae chev ye tae bitz. Dinnae be a doorztopper.
*Hovlz, und zen ztartz drinkin' a bottle o' Irn-Bru*
*Contemplates forcefully restoring order or not.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 07, 2020, 12:46:10 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on August 06, 2020, 11:25:22 PM
*The door stopper who is now a Child goes back to being a doorstopper*
But zen ze termitez vill be after ye und vant tae chev ye tae bitz. Dinnae be a doorztopper.
*Hovlz, und zen ztartz drinkin' a bottle o' Irn-Bru*
*The doorstoper is now scared* W-why w-w-would zey do that?....
*Pulls out mace and sits on the desk*
*Finishes the secret escape tunnel and, thus, escapes.*
*punches Scott again*
*finds the escape tunnel* *looks around to make sure nobeast is watching and then
Spoiler
*Watches Kade fly through the window back into the classroom.*
*Jumps into the tunnel* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*Falls through a hole in the ceiling and lands on my face* MMFH!
Seb...there's a reason I chose not to go down there.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on August 07, 2020, 04:30:00 AM
*punches Scott again*
*Grabs Teer's hand and twists it* I'm trying to help Lass here and I would be very grateful if you wouldn't punch me!
*yelps and jumps onto Scott's shoulders*
That's a very odd reaction.
*The doorstopper watches with confusion*
Lass*
*The doorstopper is happy it isn't part of this*
*Sits all the children back in their seats.*
*The doorstopper does its job* ;D
*It tends to. However, Lass should be studying, in her desk like she is. ;)*
*Picks up Lass and puts her in her seat*
*The doorstopper is now stuck inside a chair leg*
*Sits down on the ground and rubs his temples*
{Mwhahaha! Serves you right! traitor!}
😦.....😔.....😟.....😳.....😢.....😭
*rubs Scott's temples from on top of his shoulders* Oof, you feel really tense. You need a massage.
>_>
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/653689031124582403.gif)
*Zetz fire tae Scott'z dezk, zen hovlz*
*Screams*
*Grabs flamethrower* YOU WANT TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE?
*The doorstopper who is stuck poofs out of here*
The Lass who is stuck*
*The doorstopper is no longer stuck*
Lass is no longer stuck* *Sprints after HIAG*
*The doorstopper may be named lass, but it is still a doorstpper*
Quote from: Scott McLamok on August 08, 2020, 01:10:57 AM
*Grabs flamethrower* YOU WANT TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE?
AYE!*Cauzez a volcano tae appear,
und zen erupt*
*Asserts control over the lava and stops it from destroying the school.*
*just generally... restores order*
*from on top of Scott's shoulders*
*Kinda waits to see how the others respond.*
*Inztead ze lava burnz ze inzoide o' Scott tae azh*
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*Duztz pavz off*
Well then... *moves to sit on Hiag's shoulders*
Zey 'appen tae be in anozer galaxy az vell...
Exactly! 'Tis fascinating!
You ok there, Teer?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on August 08, 2020, 02:37:54 AM
*Inztead ze lava burnz ze inzoide o' Scott tae azh*
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*Duztz pavz off*
*Dies?*
Yay!
So...for those of you interested, here are the available parts for the school play.
Stuff
Clock -- A lonely cuckoo clock.
Festus -- A completely honest salesman
Pam -- A sad chicken
Reginald -- A small child
Clancy -- A small but spirited hedgerow
Gertrude -- An elderly lady who knits socks for the homeless
Horton -- A successful cabbage farmer
Phyllis -- A kleptomaniac
Gordon and Gretchen -- Middle-aged siblings who run an outdoor furniture store
Sandy -- Garden gnome enthusiast
Which part would you like to audition for? ^-^
*climbs down from Hiag's shoulders and sits at desk like a good child* I wanna be either Festus, Phyllis or Sandy.
Alrighty, here are some lines from the script. You act out each scene and we'll see which part works best for you.
Lines for Festus
Good evening, Miss. Would you be interested in purchasing a clock today? This one here fell of the counter earlier and has been malfunctioning ever since. It's probably worth $4.50, but I was hoping you'd buy it for $32.70 because I'm assuming you don't know anything about clocks. How 'bout it?
Lines for Phyllis
[Phyllis clears her throat for about three minutes] I have a problem.
Lines for Sandy
Horton, I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine. [Sandy turns to a garden gnome] This is Greg. He's the coolest.
Can I be Pam?
Is there a part for a singing doorstopper?
If there is one. I'll take it! Lass has way to much character to be a door stopper.
But.. *Is a singing doorstopper*
No buts!
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Very nice drawing Lass!
(That's not the point!)
Well it is a nice drawing!
-_-
Well....😑
Heh, mine is better
Agreed!
*Revitalizes Scott and teleports the lava pool exactly to Hiag, give or take 50 feet.*
Miss Russa? Is there a talking doorstopper part?
Quote from: Verdauga on August 08, 2020, 01:36:30 PM
*Revitalizes Scott and teleports the lava pool exactly to Hiag, give or take 50 feet.*
*Zat particular '50 feet' juzt 'appenz tae be enough tae put it in the nearby canteen inztead*
*Eatz a banana*
*Is stopping the door*
*Is doorring the stop.*
*moves so Scott can get in*
*Continuez eatin' a banana*
*stops the door again. Because I'm a doorstopper*
I'm gonna rip that door off its hinges!
*Steam comes out of helmet*
*The doorstopper is terrified*
Rrrŕrrrrrrrrrrhhhhh!
*The doorstoper would run away, but it is just a doorstopper*
*Goes to the corner and sulks* I FAILED!
*The doorstopper that sings starts singing*
*Confusion*
(About what, pray tell?)
(My tiny brain just couldn't apprehend that sentence)
Okay....
*Grabs a history book and reads it upside down*
*The doorstopper stops singing*
*The history book happens to be a vhs labeled Tom Petty's Greatest Hits*
*Adjusts tie and emerald tie pin and reenters the room*
All right class! Since I forgot today's study notes, we'll be doing an easy lesson today: theoretical biological physics!
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*Harpo Marx appearz, und cutz off mozt o' Verdauaga'z tie*
*Zetz fire tae ze door, zen hovlz*
Oi! I was just about to comment how handsome Mr. Verdauga looked in that tie and then you go and cut it off! Barbarian!
*Trips on the end of the tie*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 01, 2020, 09:39:50 PM
Oi! I was just about to comment how handsome Mr. Verdauga looked in that tie and then you go and cut it off! Barbarian!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 01, 2020, 07:09:04 PM
*Harpo Marx appearz, und cutz off mozt o' Verdauaga'z tie*
*Zetz fire tae ze door, zen hovlz*
*Pointz tae ze quote* Ah didnae dae it. Ah juzt zet ze door aflame...
Well maybe I wasn't talking to you, then.
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EasyCelebratedDamselfly-size_restricted.gif)
*Luckily, the tie, like all the others, is reinforced by cable steel and carbon nanotubes, and is thus only creased where the cutting instrument left its mark.*
*Never ztated vot Harpo cut it off viz*
*Harpo zneakily 'oidez a pair o' cut-trough-anyzin' av-purpoze cutterz*
*Continuez hovlin' at ze burnin' door*
Ach...
*the doorstopper is scared*
*so is everything else*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 02, 2020, 03:23:12 AM
*Never ztated vot Harpo cut it off viz*
*The tie, and its wearer, don't care.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 02, 2020, 03:23:12 AM
*Harpo zneakily 'oidez a pair o' cut-trough-anyzin' av-purpoze cutterz*
*Sadly, the packaging said *Anything
but Cthulu ties
tm, as nothing can.*
(I'm gonna keep my tie, okay? :laugh:)
Ye didnae read ze rezt o' it. Vhoilzt it zayz zat, it alzae zayz, "Except in zchoolz."
*Ze zubztance inzoide ze zermometer beginz zingin' Bohemian Rhapzody*
*Vonderz if anybeazt getz ze reference*
*Tosses the remains of the cutting implement into the waste receptacle and goes about with the lecture.*
*Chews gum in the back row*
*Allows gum chewing as long as it's quiet, like the cool, hip teacher I aspire to be.*
*listens respectfully to lecture*
*wonders what the hell is going on*
"Language!" yelled Svengal.
*glares at the interruption* Fine.
"We sailed in Raguza and Hal said, bold is brass,
'We've come to challenge Zavok and he's going to breathe his last!'"
Spoiler
(It's Zavac.)
They fought a mighty combat on the sea outside Raguza.
The Heron was triumphant and the Raven was the loser.
They fought their way aboard her to retrieve the Andomal
And sailed back home to give it to the mighty Oberjarl.
Dude, spoilers, I'm still trying to bug Scott into reading RA and BB...
What are we learning about now? I wasn't paying attention.
The Heron Saga. Brotherband. Speaking of Brotherband, not speaking of Brotherband at all, Yue is happy that you have watched Avatar.
:laugh: It's a very good show.
Indeed. Yue (Small Cousin) and I just watched episode 6, The Blind Bandit, and it was SO COOL. I love how pretty much all the characters are actually people, rather then fully good or fully bad.
Dave Filoni worked on it. So it gives me good vibes? º-) 8D
Quote from: Booklover on September 04, 2020, 09:49:55 AM
Spoiler
(It's Zavac.)
They fought a mighty combat on the sea outside Raguza.
The Heron was triumphant and the Raven was the loser.
They fought their way aboard her to retrieve the Andomal
And sailed back home to give it to the mighty Oberjarl.
*facepaw* I should have known that.
*Tries to learn*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 04, 2020, 12:35:57 PM
Dude, spoilers, I'm still trying to bug Scott into reading RA and BB...
Maybe if you stopped being a door stopper....
Hmmm....You, my good sir, are very good at getting me to do things.... *shapeshifts back into an otter-squirrel*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 04, 2020, 07:47:31 PM
Indeed. Yue (Small Cousin) and I just watched episode 6, The Blind Bandit, and it was SO COOL. I love how pretty much all the characters are actually people, rather then fully good or fully bad.
"The Bolder is conflicted"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
*grins cheekily*
*Zetz ze teacher'z dezk on fire again, zen hovlz*
*Buys a new doorstopper*
*Zetz ze nev doorztopper on fire, zen hovlz*
*Glares at Hiag* *Burns his fire*
*Zetz ze coat rack on fire und hovlz*
*Reads a book on Norse Mythology* *Summons Mjolnir* :)
*Zetz zaid being'z 'air on fire und zen hovlz again*
*Smashes my fab hammer into Hiag's jowls*
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on September 06, 2020, 08:50:27 PM
*Buys a new doorstopper*
I've been replaced... :'(
*Puts all the fire out via a waterwip*
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on September 06, 2020, 10:12:56 PM
*Smashes my fab hammer into Hiag's jowls*
*Vatchez az 'e mizzez becauze zaid jovlz vere in anozer galaxy*
*Is a smol tad grossed out*
*Clickz 'iz teeth in amuzement*
*Dodges?*
In Welkin Weasels 'clickin' vone'z teeth' iz a vay o' zhovin' amuzement or appreciation.
Welkin Weasels is a great series. (Though I've only read about the first half of one book)
READ ZE REZT O' IT!!!
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/Sd1VLmSccqnrG/giphy.gif)
I fully intend to.
Ve locked ze topic! Major!!!
Indeed. *grabs drums* Did you bring your bagpipes?
Ah dinnae 'ave Bagpipes (yet), but Ah dae 'ave ze practize Chanter, ze practize inztrument fer ze Bagpipes!
Excellent! Should we play a tune or two?
*Is sad...Hides under her desk to be sad*
*Also hides under Lass' desk* Would you like an animal cracker?
...Yes please...
*Hands Lass a very large bag of animal crackers*
Tank you, Miss Russa..
... *also hides under a desk to be sad*
*Sneezes.*
*throws a handkerchief at Kade*
*cries*
*Poztz a zilly video tae make everybeazt 'appy*
*Heads home.*
Have fun!
*Starts playing video games.*
*Hovlz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2020, 01:04:35 AM
*Starts playing video games.*
*is standing behind Kade* You should play StarWars Battlefront.
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*Enters the room* Class, I have an important announcement. In exactly five seconds, we are going to have a fire drill. ^-^
*Infant Ebby jumps up and down* Oo oo! I c'n help! *Infant Ebby concentrates and very carefully sets fire to her desk*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 17, 2020, 01:45:11 AM
*is standing behind Kade* You should play Star) (Wars Battlefront.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 17, 2020, 09:09:03 AM
*Infant Ebby jumps up and down* Oo oo! I c'n help! *Infant Ebby concentrates and very carefully sets fire to her desk*
^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 17, 2020, 01:45:11 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2020, 01:04:35 AM
*Starts playing video games.*
*is standing behind Kade* You should play StarWars Battlefront.
Ehhhh, I don't feel like playing a shooter. *Boots up ultra-modded Skyrim.*
*Walks into the hall and trips the fire alarm.*
*It breaks its nose on the floor and starts crying.*
That wasn't very loving.
*Tries hard to learn*
I expected it to be on the wall. But it was running in the halls, which we do not allow here.
Oh, alright. Maybe it would be a good idea to take it to the school nurse, though. Broken noses are rather painful.
That it would. *Carries the crying alarm to the medical bay.*
*Infant Ebby watches the burning desk and begins to feel slightly alarmed* Kade, how I's s'posed to put it out again? *Infant Ebby looks around* Kade?
*Bends water out of my water bottle and drowns the desk*
Lass, she needs to learn eventually. You shouldn't always solve problems for children.
*sets the desk on fire again* Look, Eb, what you need to do is assert yourself over the fire. Concentrate hard and very loudly and angrily forbid it from spreading further, but inside your head. Make sure the fire knows that you're the boss and all that, then tell it where to go and where not to go, but still inside your head.
No. *Puts the fire out*
*Infant Ebby listens carefully to Teer, but smiles in relief when Lass douses the fire* Thank you, Lass.
42.
*Zetz fire tae ze dezk viz fire zat cannae be put oot by vater*
*Creates a bubble that removes oxygen from around the desk.*
*Ze fire obztinately continuez burnin'*
Of course it does. Eb, assert yourself and control it.
The fire is only ouchy if you let it be. You don't need to touch it, you only need to think at it.
*Infant Ebby takes a step backwards* But I don't...I don't know how.
Yell at it. Fume at it. Be ANGRY.
*Infant Ebby shakes her head and begins crying* No, Kade said don't let your emotions control your firebending else bad things happen. Zuko learnt that the hard way, and I don't want to!
Yeah, don't let your emotions control your fire bending, use your emotions to control your fire bending.
Also, never let your emotions create the fire. Only control fire that is already there with emotions. Emotions can be dangerous, but mostly because they're very powerful.
I mean, you don't have to be angry, just be firm and don't put up with rebellion.
(You literally just yelled "Be ANGRY")
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 25, 2020, 06:17:27 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 24, 2020, 08:31:13 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 17, 2020, 01:45:11 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on September 17, 2020, 01:04:35 AM
*Starts playing video games.*
*is standing behind Kade* You should play StarWars Battlefront.
Also, why are you in my house?
Why not?
Well, multiple reasons, but whatevs. :laugh:
*Infant Ebby hides under the desk to cry*
*pulls Ebby to her footpaws* Listen little one, fire is an energy, a force you can hold. In it is destruction, but there is also beauty. Just breathe. Use your willpower to keep the flames in check.. Control your anger, do not let it control you.
*Infant Ebby clings tightly to Lass, her eyes squeezed shut* I'll try.
Don't be scared, little one, I'm here to help. But for now, how about you set down and listen to Miss Russa
*Infant Ebby rubs her eyes and sniffs* 'Kay...
*Gives Ebby a hug* Love you
Love you too, Lassie.
*Continuez vatchin' ze fire burn; Hovlz*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 25, 2020, 06:38:11 PM
*Infant Ebby hides under the desk to cry*
FINE. You don't like my fire bending methods? I'll just do it myself. *makes the fire stop burning*
*Tries to steal the detention thingies*
0.o
o.0
....Okay...
*Is crawling suspiciously away*
*Is giggling quietly*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 03:35:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 25, 2020, 06:38:11 PM
*Infant Ebby hides under the desk to cry*
FINE. You don't like my fire bending methods? I'll just do it myself. *makes the fire stop burning*
*Ze fire refuzez, und juzt tae be zpiteful ztartz zrovin' oot 'ot piecez o' coal az vell az firecrackerz*
*Tells the fire off, and sends it to bed with no peppermint tea*
*le gasp*
(Also, sorry for making you cry, Lass.)
(I cry a lot, don't worry about it :giggle:)
*Now that the fire is gone, disposes of the damaged desk and replaces it.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 26, 2020, 07:43:12 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 26, 2020, 03:35:48 AM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 25, 2020, 06:38:11 PM
*Infant Ebby hides under the desk to cry*
FINE. You don't like my fire bending methods? I'll just do it myself. *makes the fire stop burning*
*Ze fire refuzez, und juzt tae be zpiteful ztartz zrovin' oot 'ot piecez o' coal az vell az firecrackerz*
*Ze fire iz put in it'z plaze und made tae apologize fer being rude*
*Ze fire ztayz EXACTLY vhere it iz und refuzez tae dae any o' ze mentioned demandz*
*Hovlz*
*ze fire really doesnae, zough, becauze it fearz ze conzecvenzez of crozzing ze tanivha*
*The fire, has already been extinguished.*
*But ze fire actually daenae fear zaid being, und zrovz a bucket o' vater on Verdauga fer zinkin' zat it could be extinguizhed*
*Is rather sure it would feel that way, if it were still there*
*plays with the fire*
(The fire which is gone, or another fire?)
*Ze fire 'ad actually 'idden on ze ceilin', und zen jumped back ontae ze dezk, burnin' it tae azhez*
*Hovlz*
*Catches the fire and places it in the closet in the back of the room.*
*Anozer fire appearz, und jumpz ontae ze dezk, burnin' it furzer*
*Hovlz*
*Puts this fire in wastebaket, and smiles.*
All right, class! We are going to have recess while what appears to be pyromaniac spirits are dealt with. ^-^
*Firez appear on ze playgroundz ootzoide*
*Hovlz*
*Notices the fires and writes on a slip of papre before smiling again.*
Don't worry kids! You'll be just fine. Now go outside! ^-^
*Is still on fire*
*Bumpz*
Glory, glory, 'allelujah! Teacher 'it me viz a ruler...
Why are you happy about that?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 10, 2020, 03:51:35 AM
*Bumpz*
Glory, glory, 'allelujah! Teacher 'it me viz a ruler...
Are you saying that I hit you with a ruler or are you asking me to? Because I totally can...
Hit him! Hit him! Hit him!
*Gently boops Head's head with a ruler*
*cheers*
Ah vaz parodyin' ze choruz loine from ze Battle 'ymn O' Ze Republic.
*Passes out.*
*dumps a bag of smelling salts on Kade's head*
Uh...isn't that the baking soda we were going to use in our baking soda volcano?
*Takes the form of a baking soda volcano.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2020, 07:17:44 PM
*Passes out.*
*takes this opportunity to play with Kade's fluff*
Teer. Stop.
Why? Are you jealous?
Just stop.
*Would say "That's a yes" but is currently taking the form of a baking soda volcano.*
*pours vinegar on Kade's head and watches expectantly*
*Also watches expectantly*
*Zetz fire tae 'iz 'ead, zen hovlz*
*also watches expectantly, but continues playing with Kade's fluff at the same time*
*pushes a cart with mops, brooms and cleaning agents into the room.*
*compliments one of the cleaning agents on his fancy sun glasses*
*It thanks Teer.*
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/ounVR0A.jpg)
*While clinging to the wall apparently.*
(Sigh.)
Wonderful.
(Something wrong?)
(I specifically rotated the photo on my PC so it wouldn't look that way. That's all.)
(Ah, gotcha)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 11, 2020, 07:17:44 PM
*Passes out.*
*gets squished, thus putting out the fire on her fur*
OooOooh!
*Cries (I'm like, 5 right now)*
Why are you crying? He just exploded. ^-^
*waltzes in ever so slightly late*
Sorry I've been away for so long, I had a um... desire to skive off (no offence, but reading is important) very dangerous, contagious illness. Ironically, the main reason I'm on here right now is I'm currently isolating because coronavirus, so yeah.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 17, 2020, 06:08:27 AM
Why are you crying? He just exploded. ^-^
O.O
...Is...Is 'e deaded?...Only mostly dead, right?....
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Eh. He's probably fine.
*Prepares revitalization just in case.*
Welcome back, Booklover!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 16, 2020, 12:38:35 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on November 13, 2020, 06:16:58 PM
*pours vinegar on Kade's head and watches expectantly*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 14, 2020, 02:22:32 AM
*Also watches expectantly*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 14, 2020, 11:27:38 PM
*also watches expectantly, but continues playing with Kade's fluff at the same time*
*Explodes.*
It worked! It worked! ... Are you okay?
No...
*ded*
*Revitalizes Kade, hands him a lolipop, and goes about cleaning up the mess.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on December 10, 2020, 02:27:43 PM
*ded*
HEIMLICH MANOEUVRE ACTIVATE!
Not that dying counts when the spelling is wrong, and I'm sure you're only mostly dead.
Quote from: Booklover on December 10, 2020, 05:08:04 PM
HEIMLICH MANOEUVRE ACTIVATE!
Not that dying counts when the spelling is wrong, and I'm sure you're only mostly dead.
I'll go get the school nurse! *Runs out*
*Returns with a stethoscope* What seems to be the problem?
I already revitalized Kade.
Oh well. Off to the Dark Forest to get another soul bound.
Ah. Whose body is this then...
Not sure.
o_o
To the FPC!
The Fancy People Chopper? SIGN ME UP!
Yer gonna chop fancy people? 0.0 *French revolution flashbacks*
Nah I think it has a lot of useless gears and blades...
Quote from: lass of something much on December 12, 2020, 08:22:56 AM
Yer gonna chop fancy people? 0.0 *French revolution flashbacks*
That was fancy people chopping fancy(er) people, at the beginning, though. Later on, it was not fancy people chopping fancy people.
Fancy.
YOUR FACE is fancy!
Quote from: Scott McLamok on December 12, 2020, 08:28:23 AM
Nah I think it has a lot of useless gears and blades...
O_O
...Oh...
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on December 14, 2020, 02:32:48 AM
YOUR FACE is fancy!
I don't think she agrees, based on how I had to make her apologize to her face for making rude remarks ;D
Oh, okay.
Was that taking a break for the holidays, or was it playing truant?
I know my absence was largely due to the holidays. Dunno about Ebby, though.
Busybusybusy, desire to break free of screen addiction, and the technology-free week my family did.
*Child Lass shudders*
*Goes to find Christopher Robin*
*Christopher Robin has been sitting quietly at his desk this entire time*
YOUR FAAAACE
My face has been sitting quietly at its desk?
Yeth :3
Yeah, I guess it has. ^-^
Eyyy ^-^
*Wanders off in search of the cafeteria.*
*Hands Kade a map*
Wow, a map of Russia! That's cool!
I know. ^-^ I drew it myself this morning.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2021, 09:47:35 PM
Wow, a map of Russia! That's cool!
I read that as Russa at first.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
Cool. *Pats Bookie's head fondly*
Quote from: Booklover on January 11, 2021, 10:11:06 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 11, 2021, 09:47:35 PM
Wow, a map of Russia! That's cool!
I read that as Russa at first.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
*Glances back at map.* Now that you mention it, I think this
IS a map of Russa! How imteresting.
Whaaaa? How'd you find that?!
Y- you... gave it to me >_>
I did? o_o
*Takes back the map of Russa and gives Kade a map to the cafeteria instead*
*Consumes it*
*Warbles*
*beats Seb over the head with a broom*
*Consumes the nearest creature.* I couldn't wait. I'm sorry....
No! Poor Anthony the Ant!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 12, 2021, 04:36:12 AM
*Consumes the nearest creature.* I couldn't wait. I'm sorry....
(...I was stuck under you..)
(You were? I had gone off in search of the cafeteria when I got waylaid by Russa and Seb)
(Mhm)
Ach.
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2021, 03:52:51 AM
(Mhm)
(But since I'd been walking around, I don't believe you were stuck under me >_>)
Unless she was in your footpaw fluff.
I don't really have any on the bottom of my footpaw though....
Good to know.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 14, 2021, 05:25:15 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on January 14, 2021, 03:52:51 AM
(Mhm)
(But since I'd been walking around, I don't believe you were stuck under me >_>)
(....Welp... Maybe I was stuck to you?)
(Could be hiding in my fluff :giggle:)
*Reads title*
*Knocks on door*
*Waits*
*Knocks*
*Waits*
::)
THE DOOR IS ALIVE!!!!! *Runs away.*
* Sigh >:( *
* Opens door uninvited * ;D
"I'm here to learn!"
* Mumbles 'If that's what really happens here...' *
*Swats broomstick* :-|
*Looks at Ally* :-\
*Resumes warbling* 8)
Quote from: Ally046 on January 28, 2021, 05:22:25 PM
* Sigh >:( *
* Opens door uninvited * ;D
"I'm here to learn!"
* Mumbles 'If that's what really happens here...' *
Heeey, a new student! ^-^ *Crawls out from under my desk* I'm Russa, I teach here sometimes. Hello, hello! *Shakes Ally's hand vigorously*
(The acronym of this thread is CALYCATS. So where are the cats?)
Given that AKA is an acronym for "also known as" the acronym for the topic would be CALYCAKATS.
Which sounds like "calico cats" now that I think about it.
When do we learn here?
Quote from: Ally046 on February 02, 2021, 03:30:10 PM
When do we learn here?
Class starts in five minutes. Prepare to learn, children. ^-^
*panics*
Miss Russa, I forgot my homework!
Eeeey! So did I. *Fingerguns* Let's just pretend I didn't assign any.
Oh... Sounds good.
Yup.
Okay, kids, today we're going to learn about...The Sun.
Does anybody know what The Sun is?
Giant flashlight in the sky!
It's the sky opening its eyes.
A newspaper.
A giant candle.
A figment of our imaginations.
Just like birds.
*Raises hand*
"Ummm..." :-[
"Is it the largest star?" :-[
(Very close. ;D)
Hot!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2021, 05:14:25 AM
Giant flashlight in the sky!
Close.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 03, 2021, 08:45:57 AM
It's the sky opening its eyes.
Almost.
Quote from: Booklover on February 03, 2021, 10:00:14 AM
A newspaper.
Well, yes, but actually no.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 03, 2021, 01:14:21 PM
A giant candle.
Sort of.
Quote from: Booklover on February 03, 2021, 01:15:27 PM
A figment of our imaginations.
Nope.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 03, 2021, 02:43:25 PM
Just like birds.
O_o
Quote from: Ally046 on February 03, 2021, 03:27:52 PM
*Raises hand*
"Ummm..." :-[
"Is it the largest star?" :-[
Yup, The Sun is the largest star in our solar system. Coincidentally, it's also the only star in our solar system...
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 04, 2021, 12:46:36 AM
Hot!
That is also true.
So, yeah, The Sun is a big ole star that is so stinkin' hot that it's able to heat pavement to temperatures high enough to burn my innocent foot soles when I went for a walk yesterday. Also, if you look at the sun you can permanently damage your eyeballs forever. My cousin Cecelia learned this the hard way...
Any questions? ^-^
*raises paw* Can you show us?
My burnt foot?
What happens when you look at the sun.
Don't be tricked by this child, please.
... Do you remember the time Verdauga put us in detention?
The closet? Yeah, though you had it much worse than I, as I recall.
Or you were just being overly dramatic ^-^
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 04, 2021, 01:17:06 AM
What happens when you look at the sun.
No, thank you. Just imagine looking at the sun and then imagine having impaired or no vision. Closing your eyes will help with the last part. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 01:19:06 AM
Don't be tricked by this child, please.
(Lol!)
"Do we just answer one question a week?" :-\
(If we do(lame), I'm leaving and starting my own school...)
(I'll probably start my own school anyway because judging by everybeast I've bumped into here...)
(You can definitely benefit from even my limited knowledge...) :(
Well, rude! Are you calling me stupid?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 04, 2021, 01:39:53 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 04, 2021, 01:17:06 AM
What happens when you look at the sun.
No, thank you. Just imagine looking at the sun and then imagine having impaired or no vision. Closing your eyes will help with the last part. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 04, 2021, 01:19:06 AM
Don't be tricked by this child, please.
(Lol!)
*imagines that* Ouch!
Teer, you have a very powerful imagination! :giggle:
(Maybe... ;D)
Quote from: Ally046 on February 04, 2021, 05:08:30 AM
"Do we just answer one question a week?" :-\
(If we do(lame), I'm leaving and starting my own school...)
(I'll probably start my own school anyway because judging by everybeast I've bumped into here...)
(You can definitely benefit from even my limited knowledge...) :(
We don't really plan on answering one question a week, it just might sorta happen that way because there's no structure here and we just do whatever. ^-^ Another school would be cool, though.
Aren't there already a couple of others?
???
Where?
In the deep dark depths of The Cellars?
:o
Links?
It was a long and difficult journey. I fought DDBs, identified floating things, bloodthirsty little beasts and more, to find these almost abandoned places. I wondered, many many times, whether it was worth the struggle... Then I viewed the almost forgotten wonders... sights never seen before. It was something I will never forget.
https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8755.0 https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=8845.0
Do I get a prize?
Yes, you do. *Gives Book a jumbo hug*
She's infected.
Those threads are both glorious.
"I'm now enrolled in four schools..."
"Do I get a prize?"
(No physical affection >:()
*Points at Ally.* Everyone, hug attack!
:o
*weird robotic voice comes out of a loudspeaker* This Is Against Regulations. Please Desist Or You Will Have To Sit On The Naughty Cushion.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 09, 2021, 02:35:28 PM
*Points at Ally.* Everyone, hug attack!
*Runs toward Ally with open arms*
Quote from: Booklover on February 09, 2021, 04:44:14 PM
*weird robotic voice comes out of a loudspeaker* This Is Against Regulations. Please Desist Or You Will Have To Sit On The Naughty Cushion.
*Stops abruptly* Uhhh...does anybody know who the robot on the loudspeaker is?
Jukka?
Probably Jukka. Nevermind. *hugs Ally*
Quote from: Booklover on February 09, 2021, 04:44:14 PM
*weird robotic voice comes out of a loudspeaker* This Is Against Regulations. Please Desist Or You Will Have To Sit On The Naughty Cushion.
*Relieved*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 10, 2021, 11:15:17 AM
Probably Jukka. Nevermind. *hugs Ally*
"The pain..." 8D
*Also hugs Ally*
*Hugs Russa* ;D
Teletubby Group hug!
No.
*Pulls Scott into the group hug*
Gah!
*Huuuggsss, grinning evily all the while*
::)
Mhehehehe, I'm so evil! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
*bows down to Lass' evil evilness*
*pokes Lass* Stahp.
*Floatz quietly in ze air above 'iz dezk*
*is afraid to try levitating*
Want me to help you?
No! Go push someone else off the roof if you must, but leave me alone!
Ohh! Ohh! Pick me! Pick meee!
You asked for it. *pushes Ally off the roof and lets her fall*
*sputters*
(Flib doesn't exactly get along with me sometimes)
*Ally lands in a deep puddle and is unharmed*
:o
;D
"Again, again!"
(Shhh! Don't encourage her!)
;D"Again, Again, Again, Again!!!" ;D
No. You'll live longer.
:'(
Ach... *Continuez floatin' in ze air above 'iz dezk, und vhiztlez 'Fer Ze Kingdom' by
Unisonic*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 16, 2021, 03:29:38 PM
*pokes Lass* Stahp.
Pfft, yer not my Dad! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
*continues hugging Ally*
*Continues standing there awkwardly, with muscles stiff as a board*
*Screams silently due to physical touch*
>8(
*gives Ally chocolate* You can be my friend.
*Gives Ally a friendly smile* ^-^
*Squeak*
8D
Looks like it's time for our geography lesson! ^-^
Can anybody show me where Italy is on this map?
Map
(https://www.nationsonline.org/maps/USA/Florida_map.jpg)
*Squints* Two degrees past the dolphin. :)
*Pats Seb on the head* Good guess, but I'm afraid that's not correct.
*Blinks rapidly* Okay.
*Continues patting Seb's head* ^-^
I've found it! SE Italy St in Port St Lucie!
XD Good job.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 23, 2021, 12:01:35 AM
*Pats Seb Booklover on the head* Good guess.
Fixed.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 22, 2021, 11:55:23 PM
Looks like it's time for our geography lesson! ^-^
Can anybody show me where Italy is on this map?
Map
(https://www.nationsonline.org/maps/USA/Florida_map.jpg)
That isn't Italy, that's American Australia.
No, it's New Zealand. ;) ;D
Ooh, Ooh!!!
Pick me!!!
*Waves hand frantically over head*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2021, 03:01:24 PM
No, it's New Zealand. ;) ;D
Ah yes, how silly of me :giggle:
*sees Teer and Lass on the map* Hi, friends! *Waves*
*Quietly keepz floatin' in ze air o'er 'iz dezk*
Must be hard to do your classwork from there.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2021, 03:01:24 PM
No, it's New Zealand. ;) ;D
New Zealand is Unplottable. That, or it doesn't exist.
Neither does England then.
(Don't you know the New Zealand doesn't exist meme? There isn't one for England, as far as I know (which means that if there is one it isn't common), therefore there's no debate as to the existence of England.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 23, 2021, 05:02:09 PM
Must be hard to do your classwork from there.
Nyet, Ah can accomplizh a lot from up in ze air. *Completez ze azzignment fer vone o' 'iz clazzez*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2021, 03:33:14 PM
*sees Teer and Lass on the map* Hi, friends! *Waves*
*waves back*
Miss Russa, Italy is three chestnuts above Washington.
Quote from: Ally046 on February 23, 2021, 03:18:15 PM
Ooh, Ooh!!!
Pick me!!!
*Waves hand frantically over head*
*Picks Ally*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 10:45:11 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 23, 2021, 03:33:14 PM
*sees Teer and Lass on the map* Hi, friends! *Waves*
*waves back*
Miss Russa, Italy is three chestnuts above Washington.
YES!!! You can see me! :D
I can?
You saw me waving. *waves* :giggle:
Oh! Yay! *waves*
*Tides.*
I sea what you did there.
*Keepz floatin' in ze air quietly*
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2021, 11:15:49 AM
I've found it! SE Italy St in Port St Lucie!
*Squints at the map* Hey, you're right. Very well done, Book!
Quote from: Ally046 on February 23, 2021, 03:18:15 PM
Ooh, Ooh!!!
Pick me!!!
*Waves hand frantically over head*
Right again! You've vaguely gestured toward the correct area on the map. Well done!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 10:45:11 PM
Miss Russa, Italy is three chestnuts above Washington.
*Pauses to think* You might be right.
Next question: what is this country called?
A country
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/amp/idt2/470/d8c6644a-41d8-4b6a-9698-b1d9e0f082e7?published=1594260642646)
(There are hints in a couple of the state names.)
Wales!
Australia?
South Dakota!
*Waves hand even more frantically!*
*Even more frantically than who?*
()-()
More than Myself earlier...
Oh. I thought it was me.
. .
-
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 24, 2021, 07:16:51 AMSpoiler
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2021, 11:15:49 AM
I've found it! SE Italy St in Port St Lucie!
*Squints at the map* Hey, you're right. Very well done, Book!
Quote from: Ally046 on February 23, 2021, 03:18:15 PM
Ooh, Ooh!!!
Pick me!!!
*Waves hand frantically over head*
Right again! You've vaguely gestured toward the correct area on the map. Well done!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 10:45:11 PM
Miss Russa, Italy is three chestnuts above Washington.
Next question: what is this country called?
A country
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/amp/idt2/470/d8c6644a-41d8-4b6a-9698-b1d9e0f082e7?published=1594260642646)
(There are hints in a couple of the state names.)
Space, the final frontier.
...These are the voyages of the starship Enterprize...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 24, 2021, 07:16:51 AM
Next question: what is this country called?
A country
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/amp/idt2/470/d8c6644a-41d8-4b6a-9698-b1d9e0f082e7?published=1594260642646)
(There are hints in a couple of the state names.)
Tiz caved:
Walter.
*Doesn't understand the reference.*
*At All.*
Ah.
Is everyone here better at English and Reading than they are at Math and Science?
Ah am! Mathz iz obnoxiouz!
Quote from: Keva Strongbow on February 24, 2021, 06:33:46 PM
Is everyone here better at English and Reading than they are at Math and Science?
No.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 24, 2021, 07:16:51 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2021, 11:15:49 AM
I've found it! SE Italy St in Port St Lucie!
*Squints at the map* Hey, you're right. Very well done, Book!
Quote from: Ally046 on February 23, 2021, 03:18:15 PM
Ooh, Ooh!!!
Pick me!!!
*Waves hand frantically over head*
Right again! You've vaguely gestured toward the correct area on the map. Well done!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 10:45:11 PM
Miss Russa, Italy is three chestnuts above Washington.
*Pauses to think* You might be right.
Next question: what is this country called?
A country
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/amp/idt2/470/d8c6644a-41d8-4b6a-9698-b1d9e0f082e7?published=1594260642646)
(There are hints in a couple of the state names.)
Oh! Oh! It's the murder land! It's the murder land!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 24, 2021, 07:16:51 AM
Quote from: Booklover on February 23, 2021, 11:15:49 AM
I've found it! SE Italy St in Port St Lucie!
*Squints at the map* Hey, you're right. Very well done, Book!
Quote from: Ally046 on February 23, 2021, 03:18:15 PM
Ooh, Ooh!!!
Pick me!!!
*Waves hand frantically over head*
Right again! You've vaguely gestured toward the correct area on the map. Well done!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 23, 2021, 10:45:11 PM
Miss Russa, Italy is three chestnuts above Washington.
*Pauses to think* You might be right.
Next question: what is this country called?
A country
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/amp/idt2/470/d8c6644a-41d8-4b6a-9698-b1d9e0f082e7?published=1594260642646)
(There are hints in a couple of the state names.)
America!
*begins singing Waltzing Matilda*
(Do you mean to sing America from West Side Story?)
(But also, Jerusalem would be a much better national anthem.)
XD
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 24, 2021, 07:16:51 AM
Next question: what is this country called?
A country
(https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/amp/idt2/470/d8c6644a-41d8-4b6a-9698-b1d9e0f082e7?published=1594260642646)
(There are hints in a couple of the state names.)
Y'all, I've figured it out. It's
Spoiler
Middle-Earth.
Waka Waka Waka
Ay ya aye!
Eeeyah!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhh!!!
*Summons lightning to zap the yelling miscreants.*
>:(
Not any time recently ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 26, 2021, 06:20:27 PM
*Summons lightning to zap the yelling miscreants.*
*Is toasted* *Continues howling*
Stop that you
*Pokes Kade with stick so he can join in the howl*
I shan't, vile creature! *But said in a normal volume, despite the exclamation point.*
Well *Shrugs* I guess I can't force you to join in the fun...So I will just sing loud enough for you as well! *Increases volume*
D:
*Begins skipping around*
*Dances along to the screams* :)
*sits on Kade* ;D
Quote from: Booklover on February 24, 2021, 09:29:37 AM
Wales!
Australia?
That is correct! Book, your knowledge always astounds me.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 24, 2021, 12:59:07 PM
South Dakota!
Almost.
Quote from: Ally046 on February 24, 2021, 03:42:20 PM
*Waves hand even more frantically!*
Yes, Ally?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 24, 2021, 04:00:55 PM
Space, the final frontier.
Very close.
Quote from: lass of something much on February 24, 2021, 09:33:35 PM
Oh! Oh! It's the murder land! It's the murder land!
I agree.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on February 24, 2021, 11:52:43 PM
America!
*begins singing Waltzing Matilda*
Maybe someday.
(I was told when I was smol that that song was about a guy who stole a sheep, but I misheard and ended up thinking that he stole a bedsheet.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 25, 2021, 03:20:37 PM
Y'all, I've figured it out. It's Spoiler
Middle-Earth.
Perhaps.
*High pitched shriek*
*Hovlz, vhilzt zettin' Kade'z fur on fire*
*Grabs a pail of water*
>:D >:D >:D
Does anyone have a spoon?
???
I have a runcible spoon...
Kade might.
And the cow jumped over the moon...
And the cow tripped over the spoon.
Hey, that's my thing.
And the cat broke a fiddle.
Because cats are evil, vile creatures who want to watch the world burn.
I likes cats.. Ebby is a cat, and she is my best friend, who has stood by me since we were both just threee
Quote from: Ally046 on March 03, 2021, 06:10:29 PM
Because cats are evil, vile creatures who want to watch the world burn.
Lie.
Though breaking violins is not good. Plus, unless it's really badly made or very old and fragile wouldn't it take effort? More effort than breaking a bow (which can happen by dropping it). The worst thing any of my family have done to a violin is I think one where the tuning pegs got really stiff and broke.
*Hmmpft*
*Looks around for a dish*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 03, 2021, 08:05:37 PM
I likes cats.. Ebby is a cat, and she is my best friend, who has stood by me since we were both just threee
(My youngest sister, the one who is still stubbornly insisting that she's Infant Lassie, is also three. Too big to be an infant, if you ask me. ::))
(Aww, well ain't that just adorable now)
(I'm glad you're not annoyed. :))
@O wise and highly knowledgable Teacher Russa, what are we learning next?
(How could I be annoyed at such an adorable little fishhead ;D)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 12:05:50 AM
@O wise and highly knowledgable Teacher Russa, what are we learning next?
Good question. Next is...*Checks the schedule*...home economics.
Okay, kids, put on your aprons and get ready to cook a basic meal. *Gestures across the room to a pile of aprons* There are two styles to choose from.
1
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1372188415.2972/ur,apron_flatlay_front,square,600x600.jpg)
2
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1381394614.4488/ur,apron_flatlay_front,square,600x600.jpg)
*Grabs a Jar-Jar apron.*
*takes a random apron*
Quote from: lass of something much on March 11, 2021, 12:41:48 AM
(How could I be annoyed at such an adorable little fishhead ;D)
You dare call my charming, silly, enthusiastic, cute, (insert lots of complemental adjectives I can't think of at the moment) little sister a fishhead? How dare you! :(
(;D)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 11, 2021, 01:01:51 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 12:05:50 AM
@O wise and highly knowledgable Teacher Russa, what are we learning next?
Good question. Next is...*Checks the schedule*...home economics.
Okay, kids, put on your aprons and get ready to cook a basic meal. *Gestures across the room to a pile of aprons* There are two styles to choose from.1
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1372188415.2972/ur,apron_flatlay_front,square,600x600.jpg)
2
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1381394614.4488/ur,apron_flatlay_front,square,600x600.jpg)
*Grabs the first one.* Time to take a ride to Flavortown.
Is that a snail?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 11, 2021, 12:41:48 AM
(How could I be annoyed at such an adorable little fishhead ;D)
You dare call my charming, silly, enthusiastic, cute, (insert lots of complemental adjectives I can't think of at the moment) little sister a fishhead? How dare you! :(
(;D)
(It's a complement in this case.)
Quote from: lass of something much on March 14, 2021, 12:52:52 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 11, 2021, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on March 11, 2021, 12:41:48 AM
(How could I be annoyed at such an adorable little fishhead ;D)
You dare call my charming, silly, enthusiastic, cute, (insert lots of complemental adjectives I can't think of at the moment) little sister a fishhead? How dare you! :(
(;D)
(It's a complement in this case.)
(I know. ;D)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 14, 2021, 01:04:00 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 12, 2021, 08:38:55 PM
Is that a snail?
wat
Exactly.
*An Ameglian Major Cov valkz in, und azkz tae be killed, und zen cooked und eaten*
*Decoidez on ze firzt apron*
Ah, so you're serving the Dish of the Day. Good to know.
(You didn't watch the video? The world's comin' to an end!)
And? It's just a Gnab Gib.
It's the end of the universe, anyway. The world was destroyed to make way for a new hyperspace bypass years ago.
*le sulks*
Stahp!
....That is too much like Scott..
What?
*lifts paw* Miss Russa, I don't want to wear an apron. I brought gumboots.
*Pokez ze topic*
Zae, vot 'appened tae ze zchool? *Floatz quietly in ze air*
Easter break?
"Weeellllllll... School is back in session!"
@Russa Nodrey
Zat'z ze biggezt mention Ah've ever zeen. Ach... *Continuez floatin' quietly in ze air*
*Accidentally eats his desk.* Whoops.
:o
Mornië utúlië! *dies*
???
>:(
"Dying is against the rules in this school!"
...
...
...
"Ripred?"
...
>8(
...
Miss Russa, Rippy's being naughty!
*Revitalizes Rip and heads to the front of the class.*
Until Miss Russa comes back in, who here has pravticed their recitations?
Doesn't remember what 'pravticed' means... :-[
Oooooh! Me! Me!
*walks in*
"Am I on time for class?"
*Points to Teer* Please commence, young lady.
*Points to Rillbrook* Just in time, actually. Back in my day we had a tardy bell.
Which one should I do?
*Hastily skims Russa's notes.*
Thhhhheeeeee..... Latin Alphabeticals?
Quote from: Verdauga on April 17, 2021, 03:43:29 AM
*Points to Rillbrook* Just in time, actually. Back in my day we had a tardy bell.
Yup, that bell was always late.
*Zree Goatz run in und begin eatin' a dezk, und zen a pencil*
*Throws rotten pears from a basket, spearing them on their horns*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 18, 2021, 09:53:52 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on April 17, 2021, 03:43:29 AM
*Points to Rillbrook* Just in time, actually. Back in my day we had a tardy bell.
Yup, that bell was always late.
THE TEACH IS HERE, ACT NATURAL *Whistles nonchalantly whilst munching on a bowl of pickles.*
???
*Finds an empty desk somewhere in the room. Puts chair on desk and then sits on the desk, using the chair as writing space*
Quote from: Verdauga*Points to Rillbrook* Just in time, actually. Back in my day we had a tardy bell.
Quote from: Russa NodreyYup, that bell was always late.
Quote from: Kade RivokTHE TEACH IS HERE, ACT NATURAL *Whistles nonchalantly whilst munching on a bowl of pickles.*
Quote from: Ally046???
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer*Finds an empty desk somewhere in the room. Puts chair on desk and then sits on the desk, using the chair as writing space*
"Ohhhhh..."
"Act natural..."
"Hmmmmmmmmm..."
"I'll eat lunch..."
*Pulls backpack-sized piece of popcorn out of my backpack...*
*Cuts piece of giant popcorn in half and makes a sandwich*
Whispers: "Does this work Kade?"
(We're in The Cellars. The natural state of anyone in The Cellars is confused.)
*reads a book, tries to look confused, gives up (but not on the book, obviously)*
Hello, children! *Glances at Ally eating lunch in class* I hope you were all well behaved while I was gone...
*Sits down and waits for Teer to recite the Latin alphabet*
...
...
*Puts entire backpack sized popcorn sandwich into my mouth*
...
*Has decided that top of the desk isn't very comfortable, and has moved under the desk*
(I was confused for a moment because the pfps are so similar.)
;D
*Ze zree Goatz valk o'er tae Ally und vant a bite*
Is it allowed to pretend to be the teacher?
Only until ze teacher zayz tiz nae. *Floatz quietly in ze air*
*Is in a trance, staring into the distance*
*Pulls more gigantic popcorn out of my bottomless bag*
*Makes four more sandwiches*
*Gives three sandwiches to the goats*
*Swallows another sandwich whole*
*Inhuman screaming, because of the eating noises*
Teacher? *Raises his hand* I can't hear anymore
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2021, 12:12:05 PM
Hello, children! *Glances at Ally eating lunch in class* I hope you were all well behaved while I was gone...
*Sits down and waits for Teer to recite the Latin alphabet*
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
*Claps*
*still can't hear due to lass's screaming*
*Throws a pillow at Rill...*
*Can hear perfectly now*
Thank you
*Throws pillow back at Ally*
*A chaotic pillow fight ensues...*
FOR ROHAN, AND THE WORLD'S END! DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAATH! *smashes a pilow into Rill's stomach*
*Bashes Teer over the head with a very large pillow* ;D
*dives behind the cover of a random couch in the middle of the classroom, and flings a cushion at Ally*
Quote from: Ally046 on April 20, 2021, 11:23:52 PM
*Gives three sandwiches to the goats*
*Ze Goatz are grateful*
*Lookz oot ze vindov (vhoilzt ztill quietly floatin' in ze air), und zeez a Baba Yaga approchin' ze zchool*
Ach...
...
*...Is worried*
*throws a pillow at Baba Yaga*
...
...
*Is even more worried...*
*Finally stops rolling after being hit in the stomach. Throws throw pillows like ninja stars at Teer and Russa*
*Ze Baba Yaga 'az come tae eat av o' ze children*
Ach again...
Oi! There's no need ta eat meh! *hides behind
@Russa Nodrey*
*Teleports the Baba yaga away.*
Tae vhere zough? Und Baba Yagaz 'ave magical poverz taae, ye ken.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/45/Bilibin._Baba_Yaga.jpg) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baba_Yaga)
(Clickin' on ze image vill take ye tae ze Vikipedia article aboot 'er)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 20, 2021, 12:12:05 PM
Hello, children! *Glances at Ally eating lunch in class* I hope you were all well behaved while I was gone...
*Sits down and waits for Teer to recite the Latin alphabet*
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
(Ha! Take that, Verdie!)
*would eat a chicken and waffle sandwich but probably dislikes the waffles*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 21, 2021, 07:58:41 PM
Tae vhere zough? Und Baba Yagaz 'ave magical poverz taae, ye ken.
Away. ^-^
*Ze zound o' zree draugar (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draugr) can be 'eard ztampin' on ze rooftop o' ze buildin'*
Ach again...
*Throws a pillow at Verdie*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 21, 2021, 04:41:37 PM
*Finally stops rolling after being hit in the stomach. Throws throw pillows like ninja stars at Teer and Russa*
*Gets hit in the face* Ouch.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 21, 2021, 06:39:40 PM
Oi! There's no need ta eat meh! *hides behind @Russa Nodrey*
O.O *Hides behind Flib*
Quote from: lass of something much on April 22, 2021, 09:03:40 AM
*Throws a pillow at Verdie*
*The hit causes me to strike across several lines of my composition.*
...
...
*Sighs and starts over.*
Teleport away the strikes.
*throws another pillow at Baba Yaga*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
(It depends on which Latin alphabetical you're doing.)
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 21, 2021, 04:41:37 PM
*Finally stops rolling after being hit in the stomach. Throws throw pillows like ninja stars at Teer and Russa*
*Gets hit in the face* Ouch.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 21, 2021, 06:39:40 PM
Oi! There's no need ta eat meh! *hides behind @Russa Nodrey*
O.O *Hides behind Flib*
How dare you.
*Ze zree draugar continue tae ztomp on ze rooftop*
*Calls in the draugrs' parents to pick them up from the school.*
'Draugar' iz ze plural forme o' 'draugr'. Und zey're dead bodiez zat came back tae loife, zae...
Which means they have draugr parents, so it all works out.
Except inztead o' takin' zem oot o' zchool, zey vill inztead juzt join zem on ztompin' on ze rooftop... *Ze zound o' ze zree draugar ztompin' on ze rooftop becomez louder az zey are av joined by zeir parentz*
Ugh. Sounds like they oughta join the Gawtrybe.
Agreed, but they wouldn't make good climbers though
Conziderin' zat zey can often 'ave magical poverz, zey moight juzt be able tae.
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 23, 2021, 12:29:10 AM
Agreed, but they wouldn't make good climbers though
I mean, they got up on the roof, they must have a certain agility.
*Wipes the evil creatures from existance*
'ov, zough...?
???
Do you mean to say 'How'?
*Vonderz vot 'appened tae ze topic, und zae pozt a zong from Yetube*
*Squeals and shrieks*
*Grabs a whiteboard marker and starts to draw on the whiteboard*
*Opens backpack and takes out a notebook*
*Starts doodling on the inside of the back cover...*
*Drawing kinda looks like a deer? It could just as well be a bear*
*Floatz quietly in ze air, vhizperin' ze tune from ze video*
*Still doodling* :-\
*Gives up with the whiteboard drawing and wanders over to watch Ally's masterpiece*
Its no masterpiece... ...Just doodles....
..Some paisley around the edges, and some sketches of cartoon faces and hair-styles in the middle...
"Ha ha that one looks like me :D"
*Sits in a nearby chair and enjoys watching her doodle*
*Vonderz vot 'appened tae ze teacherz*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 22, 2021, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
(It depends on which Latin alphabetical you're doing.)
That's true, but she forgot W.
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on May 04, 2021, 06:15:12 PM
"Ha ha that one looks like me :D"
*Sits in a nearby chair and enjoys watching her doodle*
^-^ *Attempts to draw Rill in a few different styles...*
"I don't have that big of a nose do I? :giggle: Ooo I like the one with me as a centaur"
*Stretches across her desk*
*Stands up and starts drawing on the whiteboard*
*Starts sketching in a notebook, but also watches the whiteboard drawing*
*Attempts different types of flowers*
*Likes the flower drawings ^-^*
*Draws different styles of vines*
*Is asleep under my desk*
*Contemplates whiteboard...* :-\
*Walks over to see what Rill has sketched.*
*Has been drawing birbs, deer, and doggos*
*has been writing a fic about birbs, deers, and doggos*
*Thinks the birbs look interesting, and wants to know more*
*Walks over to ask Flib about them...*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
What error? *bursts into tears*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2021, 11:50:47 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 22, 2021, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
(It depends on which Latin alphabetical you're doing.)
That's true, but she forgot W.
Oh. W doesn't exist in Latin.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 07, 2021, 10:28:17 PM
*Thinks the birbs look interesting, and wants to know more*
*Walks over to ask Flib about them...*
*doesn't know a thing about birbs, deers, or doggos* :'(
(and the cry emoji
still doesn't work...)
*Cries because the crying emoji still doesent work* :'(
Quote from: Ally046 on May 08, 2021, 02:44:20 AM
*Cries because the crying emoji still doesent work* :'(
*Comforts Ally with a ^-^ emoji that does work*
*Is comforted* ^-^
*Also knows a bit about birds, deer, and dogs and is willing to try and answer questions Ally has about them*
But do you know about birbs?
Birbs are quite similar to birds, so they may share some common traits ;D
May?
I thought you were an expert?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2021, 11:53:13 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2021, 11:50:47 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 22, 2021, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
(It depends on which Latin alphabetical you're doing.)
That's true, but she forgot W.
Oh. W doesn't exist in Latin.
Bruh, that is entirely correct. How did I not realize that? I should not be allowed to teach. *Crawls back under my desk*
"Ooh, ooh! Who's gonna teach?!??!???!!?!!?"
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 07, 2021, 11:53:13 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
What error? *bursts into tears*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2021, 11:50:47 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 22, 2021, 02:09:52 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on April 22, 2021, 10:52:05 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
(It depends on which Latin alphabetical you're doing.)
That's true, but she forgot W.
Oh. W doesn't exist in Latin.
(Don'tus thou meanest:
Ohus. W doesn'tus existus inus latinus.?
That be entirely incorrect!
Thatus beus wntirelyus incorrectus.
:)
Quote from: Ally046 on May 08, 2021, 03:07:24 AM
May?
I thought you were an expert?
"Sadly not. I've learned a few things but I'm not even close to an expert"
Well, I mean, you did sketch some detailed portraits of them...
Thankfully you don't have to know much to sketch them. I do know a bit from watching them when I'm out and researching different species, but it would take much, much more to become an expert
Sooooo... what can you tell me about them?
(I guess I found the teacher for today! Nature lessons ^-^)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 08, 2021, 09:22:36 AM
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 22, 2021, 02:09:52 PM
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Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on April 20, 2021, 11:48:15 PM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, Elimeno, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, X, Y, Zed.
Good job, Teer! *Pats Teer's head* I did spot a small error, though...
(It depends on which Latin alphabetical you're doing.)
That's true, but she forgot W.
Oh. W doesn't exist in Latin.
Bruh, that is entirely correct. How did I not realize that? I should not be allowed to teach. *Crawls back under my desk*
Pfft, you're a great teacher. It's probably someone else's fault.
Quote from: Ally046 on May 10, 2021, 04:21:59 AM
Quote from: Ally046 on May 10, 2021, 03:55:22 AM
Sooooo... what can you tell me about them?
Well... what do you want to know about them? I can focus on a particular species of your choice, or we can just talk about just general traits
Hmmmmm... could you start with appearance, and then explain the subspecies?
"Aye! Well, sparrows are about 10 paws high, mostly brown and tan and black, and pretty fierce looking..."
*Goes on to talk about different species of sparrows, their appearance, and diet*
*Nods and pretends to understand...*
*Does understand and is interested but pretends not to be interested just because*
Quote from: Ally046 on May 10, 2021, 07:20:28 PM
*Nods and pretends to understand...*
*Notices she's nodding and probably doesn't understand, so he starts drawing the birds so it's easier to understand*
*Notices that the school has become a barren wasteland.* :(
In zat caze... *Zetz fire tae ze teacher'z dezk, zen hovlz*
D:
@Kade Rivok Ah zink zat profile picture ye currently 'ave moight be ze vone ye originally 'ad. It daez look familiar. Ach...
Well, it actually looks like Kade.
Does it?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 15, 2021, 07:15:11 PM
@Kade Rivok Ah zink zat profile picture ye currently 'ave moight be ze vone ye originally 'ad. It daez look familiar. Ach...
Yeah, Lass reminded me about it; I'd completely forgotten.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 14, 2021, 05:44:00 PM
In zat caze... *Zetz fire tae ze teacher'z dezk, zen hovlz*
*Empties a bucket of water onto my desk*
"Oh hi Russa!" *Hurridly extinguishes my fire-bending, and Smiles innocently*
*sits at desk and raises paw*
*Wanders off in search of food.*
*Flinches at Kade's vocabulary choices*
?
*Returns with a steak.*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 17, 2021, 06:06:11 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on June 14, 2021, 05:44:00 PM
In zat caze... *Zetz fire tae ze teacher'z dezk, zen hovlz*
*Empties a bucket of water onto my desk*
*Rememberz zat zat vaz
Muppet LabzTM flammable vater*
*Ignites the corner of the desk*
...Well this escalated quickly.
Indeed. :)
Er, Miss Russa? *raises paw uncertainly*
:laugh: *High-fours Flib's paw*
That gave me such a weird mental picture...
Wwhhhhyyyyy...*Is slightly concerned*
*is still waiting for
@Russa Nodrey's reply*
*Realizes that Flib didn't want the high-four* :-\ :-| 8(
*high-fours Ally with her other paw*
Miss Russa?
No. 8(
MISS RUSSA!!!!
NO!!!!!
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 20, 2021, 10:43:29 PM
Er, Miss Russa? *raises paw uncertainly*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 12:57:44 AM
*is still waiting for @Russa Nodrey's reply*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:21:39 AM
*high-fours Ally with her other paw*
Miss Russa?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:33:36 AM
MISS RUSSA!!!!
*Wakes up* Yes, child? ^-^
Why is everything getting set on fire? Are we learning how to firebend?
*Throws a fire extinguisher at the burning desk.*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:33:04 PM
Why is everything getting set on fire? Are we learning how to firebend?
This isn't the magic school. This is knowledge school.
*Pyromancies the fire away*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 21, 2021, 08:44:00 PM
This isn't the magic school. This is knowledge school.
*Pyromancies the fire away*
You just said this wasn't a magic school.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 21, 2021, 01:33:04 PM
Why is everything getting set on fire? Are we learning how to firebend?
Uuuuh...because we are...*Scrawls "FIRE DRILL" on the chalkboard*...having a fire drill. ^-^
*Screams through a megaphone* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, CHILDREN!!! GO, GO, GO!
Ok! *runs toward the fire to save my life from it*
*Kool-aid Mans his way through a nearby wall, screaming.*
*Ze fire throvz ze fire extinguizher back at Kade, und activatez Myztical Zpace Typhoon tae block ze attempted magic*
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/0/08/MysticalSpaceTyphoon-SDSA-EN-C-1E.png)
*Hovlz*
*Extinguishes the fire.*
*Is already the next country over, still running. Still screaming.*
*Which direction were you running? North, south, east, or west?*
On Came Ze Meteorz.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 22, 2021, 09:51:08 PM
*Which direction were you running? North, south, east, or west?*
@Kade Rivok, answer the question, please.
One of 'em, surely.
North?
Then you must be in Canada now.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 22, 2021, 10:56:12 AM
Ok! *runs toward the fire to save my life from it*
NO, CHILD! *Picks up Flib and runs to the nearest window* *Peeks out* I forgot we were on the fifth floor. *Runs to the stairs instead*
I am not a child. *is only one inch shorter than Russa (IRL), and so did not get picked up*
*jumps out the window*
*Begins burning everything else...*
"Oh, yes! I love fire drills!"
*lands on the ground*
...
Well, I'm still alive.
*stands up, cups paws around mouth, and shouts up to the 5th-story window* MISS RUSSA! WHAT'S NEXT?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 23, 2021, 10:25:01 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 22, 2021, 10:56:12 AM
Ok! *runs toward the fire to save my life from it*
NO, CHILD! *Picks up Flib and runs to the nearest window* *Peeks out* I forgot we were on the fifth floor. *Runs to the stairs instead*
Wait, what? I thought this building was a one floor deal >_>
Well, I guess you were mistaken...*Shrugs shoulders*
*IS NOT A CHILD*
If you have to yell that, then.... ;D
You're older than I am, and you yell a lot too, y'know.
Not yelling in general ^_^
Plus I don't yell, I speak with authority. And power.
...Und floof.
Yes, and floof. Thank you, HIAG ^-^
So, instead of yelling, you:
Spoiler
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/296091379229130762/857364024651153418/GNFtfZS.png)
*Cant see it...*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 23, 2021, 03:46:39 PM
*lands on the ground*
...
Well, I'm still alive.
*stands up, cups paws around mouth, and shouts up to the 5th-story window* MISS RUSSA! WHAT'S NEXT?
Good job, Flib! Now go to the nearest Walmart and buy a trampoline. Use this. *Throws Flib my wallet* Set it up under this window so we can all jump down. Please hurry. The fire is spreading rapidly. ^-^
I refuse to believe that the school is five (or more) stories tall.
I refuse.
*Said from a few countries over.*
*Quietly fliez oot ze vindov und vanderz aboot in ze air*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 24, 2021, 06:58:09 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 23, 2021, 03:46:39 PM
*lands on the ground*
...
Well, I'm still alive.
*stands up, cups paws around mouth, and shouts up to the 5th-story window* MISS RUSSA! WHAT'S NEXT?
Good job, Flib! Now go to the nearest Walmart and buy a trampoline. Use this. *Throws Flib my wallet* Set it up under this window so we can all jump down. Please hurry. The fire is spreading rapidly. ^-^
Ok. *runs off with Russa's wallet and hides it somewhere*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 24, 2021, 04:19:03 PM
I refuse to believe that the school is five (or more) stories tall.
I refuse.
*Said from a few countries over.*
But it's true. The four other stories are part of a hotel. It hasn't had any business in a long time, though.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 24, 2021, 08:18:59 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 24, 2021, 06:58:09 AM
Good job, Flib! Now go to the nearest Walmart and buy a trampoline. Use this. *Throws Flib my wallet* Set it up under this window so we can all jump down. Please hurry. The fire is spreading rapidly. ^-^
Ok. *runs off with Russa's wallet and hides it somewhere*
*Still waiting for that trampoline* ^-^
*Uses the stairs to access a lower level*
*Goes room to room lighting linens on fire...*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 25, 2021, 12:38:26 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 24, 2021, 08:18:59 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 24, 2021, 06:58:09 AM
Good job, Flib! Now go to the nearest Walmart and buy a trampoline. Use this. *Throws Flib my wallet* Set it up under this window so we can all jump down. Please hurry. The fire is spreading rapidly. ^-^
Ok. *runs off with Russa's wallet and hides it somewhere*
*Still waiting for that trampoline* ^-^
*too bad, because Flib is an evil chook, and unless you make me give it back, you might never see your wallet again*
*Opens the "in case of fire" locker.*
*retrieves a bed-sheet rope and ties it to the doorknob, tossing the other end out the window.*
*Comes back up onto the fifth level*
*Sees the linen rope peculiarly tied the the doorknob*
*Sets fire to the linen...*
*Sprays a fire extinguisher on the fire.*
*Takes out pocket knife...* >:D
Why don't you just use the lift?
That removes the emergency of it.
*Begins cutting the rope*
Luckily, it's cut-resistant to protect it from broken glass.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on June 26, 2021, 01:57:57 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 25, 2021, 12:38:26 PM
*Still waiting for that trampoline* ^-^
*too bad, because Flib is an evil chook, and unless you make me give it back, you might never see your wallet again*
*Knows that Flib is actually a good chook and won't let us die*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 27, 2021, 09:35:03 AM
Why don't you just use the lift?
It's on fire. ^-^
*Restores the lift*
Ooooh, how?
Magiano's tricks, you fool! ;D. Jk
Okay.
EVERYONE GET TO THE LIFT! Also, why am I calling it a lift?
(Did anyone get the reference?)
Because that's what it's called?
*Waits for everyone to get on the lift...*
*Zetz fire tae ze ceilin', az vell az a fev dezkz fer good meazure, zen hovlz*
*Has ran around the world and re-appears.* Oh, this place is still on fire? Thought the problem would've sorted itself by now. Huh.
We're teaching the students problem-solving.
Ah, see. Let's test their decision making skills as well.
*Yells* Hey, you know what they say! Fight fire with fire!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 28, 2021, 09:00:00 AM
Okay.
EVERYONE GET TO THE LIFT! Also, why am I calling it a lift?
What else would you call it?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 28, 2021, 09:33:14 PM
Ah, see. Let's test their decision making skills as well.
*Yells* Hey, you know what they say! Fight fire with fire!
Who's they?
The greater they! All sapient life!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 29, 2021, 02:19:55 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 28, 2021, 09:00:00 AM
Okay.
EVERYONE GET TO THE LIFT! Also, why am I calling it a lift?
What else would you call it?
An elevator.
IF Y'ALL DON'T GET TO THE LIFT YOU'LL DIE! ^-^
To lift = To elevate
Quote from: RussaIF Y'ALL DON'T GET TO THE LIFT YOU'LL DIE! ^-^
Oh, really?!?! :laugh: *Stays in the classroom, burning random stuff*
*Infant Ebby grins in evil delight and assists Ally in burning random stuff*
Quote from: Verd
We're teaching the students problem-solving.
Does that mean I'm helping teach today?!?! :laugh:
Quote from: Eb
*Infant Ebby grins in evil delight and assists Ally in burning random stuff*
YESSSSSSS! FIIIIIRE! 🔥
I can't help but notice that nobeast is heading towards the elevator.
>:D ^-^ ;D >:D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 30, 2021, 12:13:19 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 29, 2021, 02:19:55 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 28, 2021, 09:00:00 AM
Okay.
EVERYONE GET TO THE LIFT! Also, why am I calling it a lift?
What else would you call it?
An elevator.
IF Y'ALL DON'T GET TO THE LIFT YOU'LL DIE! ^-^
Nooo, they're completely different things. An elevator is like the moving stairs. I'm talking about the box thing with the buttons.
Ummm no?
Elevators are moving boxes with buttons... so are lifts, but I think lift is a wider term... :-\
Escalators are moving stairs...
... Oh. Yeah. Nevermind.
^-^
I love how there's just casually a fire, and we're standing around disputing about elevators.
Heh!
*Gets to the lift and pushes buttons at random* I want to live.
Who wants that? Weirdo.
*Concern*
*The lift stops at the basement* Oh no.
*As the lift doors slide open, filling the doorway is the life-sized Otterbadger plushie.*
Quote from: Ally046 on June 30, 2021, 01:29:44 PM
Quote from: Verd
We're teaching the students problem-solving.
Does that mean I'm helping teach today?!?! :laugh:
Quote from: Eb
*Infant Ebby grins in evil delight and assists Ally in burning random stuff*
YESSSSSSS! FIIIIIRE! 🔥
Me pyromania zeemz tae 'ave zpread...
Major!!!*Zetz ze entire lift on fire, zen hovlz again*
Quote from: Ally
FIIIIIRE! 🔥
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 01, 2021, 11:27:07 AM
*As the lift doors slide open, filling the doorway is the life-sized Otterbadger plushie.*
(https://en.meming.world/images/en/5/5f/Scared_Hamster.jpg)
*Hits the button to close the doors*
*Ze doorz cloze, but ze Gremlinz 'ave gotten tae ze lift controlz und ztart mezzin' viz zem, und ziz 'appenz:*
*Teleports Russa outside.*
*Gives Russa some English breakfast tea*
*Ze tea beginz zingin'*
*Kills the tea*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 02, 2021, 05:07:06 PM
*Ze doorz cloze, but ze Gremlinz 'ave gotten tae ze lift controlz und ztart mezzin' viz zem, und ziz 'appenz:*
Spoiler
*Faints*
Quote from: Verdauga on July 02, 2021, 07:04:39 PM
*Teleports Russa outside.*
Thank you.
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 03:30:56 PM
*Gives Russa some English breakfast tea*
Ooh!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 03, 2021, 05:58:54 PM
*Ze tea beginz zingin'*
Uhhh...
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 06:29:33 PM
*Kills the tea*
...Thank you.
8( :-| :-\ ...your welcome?
*Is highly sus of the tea...*
:-\... *Gets Russa some new tea*
PEPPERMINT TEA! *dives from the five story window into Russa's teacup*
Ach, but ze peppermint iz on ztroike!
Because of being struck by a taniwha?
Quote from: Ally046 on July 04, 2021, 09:48:21 PM
8( :-| :-\ ...your welcome?
*Is highly sus of the tea...*
:-\... *Gets Russa some new tea*
Ooh, thank you! *Drinks tea*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 05, 2021, 07:54:04 AM
PEPPERMINT TEA! *dives from the five story window into Russa's teacup*
*Finishes drinking the tea before Teer lands in my cup*
...Actually...
Quote from: Ally046 on July 03, 2021, 03:30:56 PM
*Gives Russa some English breakfast tea*
:-\ Sowrry?
It was delightful.
Oh, good! ^-^ I was actually responding to Teer. ;D
*lands in Russa's empty cup* Ouch.
*Screams and drops the cup*
Y'all are silly.
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/sYPglPcsgBiww/giphy.gif)
Mm, well said.
:D :D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 06, 2021, 03:58:08 PM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/sYPglPcsgBiww/giphy.gif)
No. No Not that thing again. NO. STAY AWAY FROM ME DEMON.
It's fiiiiiiine, just feed it after midnight and it'll calm down no probs.
(https://i.imgur.com/kiSruYn.gif)
Yeah, see? So calm.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/029/405/jordan.jpg)
Stop posting things with creepy eyes, ya peoples.
Yer a peoples.
So be you.
*Shakes head.* Goodness, what are they teaching kids in school these days.
I'm homeschooled, weird fur thingie.
*Looks at the thread title.* Not today you aren't.
This is not a school.
@Russaaaaaaaaa, Kade refuses to be quiet!
HAAH
*Slaps both* :-|
*Moves their desks to opposite walls*
*Gives worksheets* 8D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 09, 2021, 09:28:07 PM
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 09, 2021, 09:26:08 PM
This is not a school.
@Russaaaaaaaaa, Rip is saying that your school isn't a school!
Well...she is right. It burned down recently.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 09, 2021, 09:29:28 PM
@Russaaaaaaaaa, Kade refuses to be quiet!
The school burned, so y'all are free to yell or whatever. I actually encourage it.
But what makes a school a school?
Quote from: Booklover on July 10, 2021, 10:48:59 AM
But what makes a school a school?
If you learn a bunch of nonsense somewhere, the place is probably a school.
That means this forum is a school.
Wik.
Quote from: Booklover on July 10, 2021, 06:13:08 PM
That means this forum is a school.
Indeed, we learn how to lose our minds in the Cellars.
No, I think that's instinctual...
We learn about three winged pies. (Trademark)
*A meatloaf triez tae run off, but bein' a meatloaf it iz only able tae flop a couple inchez*
*Hands a can of redbull to the meatoaf.*
XD
*Ze meatloaf, bein' a meatloaf, alzae 'az nay capabilitiez zat vid allov it tae conzume energy drinkz, nor 'andz tae grazp zaid drinkz*
*Takes the Redbull and soaks the meatloaf with it.
*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*
*Rebuilds the school, but as a single story structure.* There, all better.
(Actually, the school has many stories. It has a very big library.)
It's a single story structure. As it always should have been.
But it, like all buildings, should have a lot of books.
Sure, the library just expands in a horizontal manner rather than a vertical one.
Means you can reach the shelves.
Mmhm, quite a sensible library system.
Indeed.
*the library system bows graciously at us for appreciating it*
*All the bookcases fall over.*
Now look at what you did.
Me? I didn't do anything. *innocent smile* ^-^ *hides paws behind back* They just... fell over because of the system, I expect...
Actually zey fell o'er becauze zeveral o' zem are magical, und many o' zoze vonez did nae loike bein' put on ze zame zhelvez near vone anozer, und zae zey did zat. *Zree magic bookz angrily zrov zemzelvez at Kade*
I thought he'd aten them? In a different thread?
(https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/TrkDcpp.png)
*Eaten. Sorry.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 15, 2021, 06:34:40 PM
(https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/TrkDcpp.png)
Kade ate three magical books (two raw and one cooked in the oven) in the forum-public-kitchens-and-library thread.
Were they magical? I thought they were dictionaries or something.
THEY LOUDLY PROTESTED WHEN YOU DEIGNED TO SINK YOUR TEETH INTO THEM.
*Shrugs.* Ah well.
*sad book noises*
Now that I've rebuilt the school, hopefully class'll start soon. *Wanders off towards the cafeteria.*
*screeches in fear* It's the middle of summer and there's school in session already halp!
*Hands Flib a banana.* There, I helped.
You built a school in the middle of summer. I do not call that helping.
But think of the Russa! What would she do if I hadn't! She'd be homeless!
*joins the sad club*
*sad Flib noises*
*Heads off to class.*
*burns down the school*
*Blocks the burning.* Bad chook.
That is what I am.
@lass of something much, I'm a bad chook, aren't I?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2021, 06:20:26 PM
*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*
AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:49:15 PM
But think of the Russa! What would she do if I hadn't! She'd be homeless!
*Pokes head out from under my desk where I'm heating up a can of soup with a birthday candle* I appreciate it. ^-^
No prooooobs ^-^
Also, I admire the ingenuity.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 16, 2021, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2021, 06:20:26 PM
*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*
AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*
O.O Apparently you do not realise the surprising side effects one can get from RedBull.
Redbull gives you wings.
Completely unrelated, but wouldn't it be cool if we had cat ears?
I don't know about cool, but anime style cat girls and guys are neat.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2021, 11:30:38 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:49:15 PM
But think of the Russa! What would she do if I hadn't! She'd be homeless!
*Pokes head out from under my desk where I'm heating up a can of soup with a birthday candle* I appreciate it. ^-^
A birthday candle?
EVERYBEAST IT'S OUR TEACHER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on July 16, 2021, 12:38:10 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 12, 2021, 06:20:26 PM
*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*
AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*
Nyet, ze meatloaf
did grov vingz. *Ze meatloaf triez tae fly viz it'z nev vingz, but due tae it bein' a meatloaf, it'z entire body ztructure iz nae at av adapted fer zuccezzful aviation, und zae it juzt flutterz ze vingz und flopz a fev inchez*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:49:15 PM
But think of the Russa! What would she do if I hadn't! She'd be homeless!
Ah zought teacherz juzt zlept in coffinz durin' ze Zummer.
She's not a vampire, ya silly.
...right?
No, they're Egyptian scholars.
Tiz obviouz zat ze meatloaf cannae fly, even vhen it 'az vingz- ozervize ve vid zee more flyin' Buffalo...
Well, it can go to the Levitating School, where Russa learned how to fly.
Can they fall but miss, though?
Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.
There's a chance that meatballs fall from the sky when it's cloudy.
Indeedness.
Quote from: Booklover on July 18, 2021, 06:34:07 PM
There's a chance that meatballs fall from the sky when it's cloudy.
I... don't think so.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?
I wouldn't trust those meatballs.
*Ze meatloaf ponderz it'z zorry exiztence*
*Pat, pat* :-\
*Eyes the meatloaf hungrily.*
*A large zvarm o' Fliez zteal ze meatloaf und fly off*
Dang.
It's a fly-eat-meatloaf world out there.
Indeed.😔
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 18, 2021, 06:11:20 PM
Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.
That's really rude. What's wrong with Russa?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 03:51:33 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2021, 11:30:38 AM
*Pokes head out from under my desk where I'm heating up a can of soup with a birthday candle* I appreciate it. ^-^
A birthday candle?
EVERYBEAST IT'S OUR TEACHER'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!
It is? O_o
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 16, 2021, 05:45:27 PM
Ah zought teacherz juzt zlept in coffinz durin' ze Zummer.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2021, 05:46:29 PM
She's not a vampire, ya silly.
...right?
I'm actually not sure.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2021, 09:12:37 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 18, 2021, 06:11:20 PM
Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.
That's really rude. What's wrong with Russa?
HAAAH!
*Has a sneaking suspicion that Russa might be a vampire. Stealthily eats garlic.*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 21, 2021, 09:12:37 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 18, 2021, 06:11:20 PM
Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.
That's really rude. What's wrong with Russa?
Her pfp is too adorable.
What's wrong with garlic?
The Princess and the Frog quote:
Princess(holds nose):[Snooty British accent]UGH! You smell of garlic![/Snooty British accent]
Frog:Well, the...chef made me take a bath in garlic, so, ha! He said there where hungry Italians nearby with very large teeth!
*normal English accent (well, specific to the specific place I'm from, but I'm not exactly going to say that)* Actually, there are many accents and dialects in different places in Britain. Do you really think we all sound the same, like you Americans do? *continues speaking in the same (normal) accent (that isn't an accent because clearly it's the default)*
Well, now we know that the frog isn't a vampire.
XD I bet Lockhart had a hard time airing out the classroom when he first arrived.
*60 Cornish pixiez fly intae ze clazzroom und begin cauzin' chaoz und mayhem*
Peski piksi pesternomi! (or whatever it was)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 21, 2021, 09:08:03 PM
*60 Cornish pixiez fly intae ze clazzroom und begin cauzin' chaoz und mayhem*
That was the assignment, yes.
*many beasts somehow appear in the classroom and continue causing chaos and mayhem because that's what we do in The Cellars"
The soup is ready! Y'all want some?
Yes please!
Quote from: Booklover on July 21, 2021, 08:24:17 PM
*normal English accent (well, specific to the specific place I'm from, but I'm not exactly going to say that)* Actually, there are many accents and dialects in different places in Britain. Do you really think we all sound the same, like you Americans do? *continues speaking in the same (normal) accent (that isn't an accent because clearly it's the default)*
Well, now we know that the frog isn't a vampire.
There are definitely a lot of British accents, yes, but Rippy did specify that it was a
snooty British accent, which is a unique kind of British accent usually used by everyone who isn't British when they're trying to sound British.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 22, 2021, 05:37:27 AM
The soup is ready! Y'all want some?
There's soup?
...
...
Is it a vampire soup or something?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 22, 2021, 02:11:21 PM
Yes please!
Quote from: Booklover on July 21, 2021, 08:24:17 PM
*normal English accent (well, specific to the specific place I'm from, but I'm not exactly going to say that)* Actually, there are many accents and dialects in different places in Britain. Do you really think we all sound the same, like you Americans do? *continues speaking in the same (normal) accent (that isn't an accent because clearly it's the default)*
Well, now we know that the frog isn't a vampire.
There are definitely a lot of British accents, yes, but Rippy did specify that it was a snooty British accent, which is a unique kind of British accent usually used by everyone who isn't British when they're trying to sound British.
But that's not a British accent. That's just (mostly) Americans attempting to sound posh but failing miserably.
And a pip pip cheerio to you to.
No more buttered scones for me, mater, I'm off to play the grand piano. Pardon me while I fly in my aeroplane.
'ad tae put zat Monty Python quote!
Ah, but how did they say scones?
The wrong way, I suppose, to add more comedy.
(I have never read or watched Monty Python, so I don't know how they said it.)
'ere'z ze DailyMotion link tae ze zketch zat quote iz from.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hwqm3
I almost died laughing. THAT WAS HILARIOUS! ;D
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2021, 03:00:52 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 22, 2021, 05:37:27 AM
The soup is ready! Y'all want some?
There's soup?
...
...
Is it a vampire soup or something?
She was heating up soup with a birthday candle, remember?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on July 22, 2021, 02:11:21 PM
Yes please!
*Pours some soup into a tiny mug and hands it to Teer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 22, 2021, 03:00:52 PM
There's soup?
...
...
Is it a vampire soup or something?
Nah.
Does the tiny mug say "#1 bug" on it?
No, it says "Russa's the best teacher ever."
..Und it 'az a picture o' Profezzor Snape on it.
Snape, or Alan Rickman?
Both.
Meh
Letz gae bozer 'im!
Who, Snape? Brilliant idea! ;D I'll come help you.
*Bozer bozer bozer...*
*helps* ;D
Wonderfully done.
Ah loiked ze part vhen 'e ztopped movin' . . . Letz dae it again! *Bozer bozer bozer*
*Is scared and confused.* I'm scared and confused.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 27, 2021, 05:37:52 PM
Ah loiked ze part vhen 'e ztopped movin' . . . Letz dae it again! *Bozer bozer bozer*
*bother bother bother*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 27, 2021, 06:29:00 PM
*Is scared and confused.* I'm scared and confused.
Hi, scared and confused. I'm Flib.
What a pretty name.
::) Not half as pretty as yours.
I know, but not everybody can be me, so don't look down on yourself in comparison.
*does*
@Russaaaaaa, Flib is looking down on herself!
@Aaaallllllyyyyy046, come and help meh!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 25, 2021, 01:54:33 PM
Does the tiny mug say "#1 bug" on it?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 25, 2021, 05:26:04 PM
No, it says "Russa's the best teacher ever."
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 25, 2021, 06:48:58 PM
..Und it 'az a picture o' Profezzor Snape on it.
Awww! Y'all are so nice. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 27, 2021, 08:12:37 PM
@Russaaaaaa, Flib is looking down on herself!
*Gasp* Stop it at once, Flib! *Straps a neck brace on Flib so she can't look down*
Better than the cone of shame, at least.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 28, 2021, 10:19:18 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 25, 2021, 01:54:33 PM
Does the tiny mug say "#1 bug" on it?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 25, 2021, 05:26:04 PM
No, it says "Russa's the best teacher ever."
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 25, 2021, 06:48:58 PM
..Und it 'az a picture o' Profezzor Snape on it.
Awww! Y'all are so nice. ^-^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 27, 2021, 08:12:37 PM
@Russaaaaaa, Flib is looking down on herself!
*Gasp* Stop it at once, Flib! *Straps a neck brace on Flib so she can't look down*
*looks down on the neck brace...*
*and promptly chokes to death.*
Well, thanks a lot. >:(
The first action was non-selectable, therefore the rest of the queue was cancelled.
Yer face
Is so friggin' gorgeous, I know ^_^
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 28, 2021, 03:05:45 PM
The first action was non-selectable, therefore the rest of the queue was cancelled.
'Queue' iz juzt ze letter 'Q' folloved by ze zame tva letterz tvoice.
Yup yup
Ess
Tea. What a wonderful drink. Darling, do you have any scones? Oh, and how's the weather today? Is it good enough to watch some cricket? Or perhaps we could go to London to see Big Ben. Wouldn't that be brilliant? Or maybe we should play golf. Tee at 10? No, Brits don't actually speak like that, generally. And I don't actually know how golf works. Golf is often played in America, anyway.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 27, 2021, 08:14:16 PM
@Aaaallllllyyyyy046, come and help meh!
"IM COMING FLIB!"*Breaks down door*
...
...
Everything good?
*Glances at Flib*
Oh?
...
*Removes the neck brace*
"Can some one pls revitalize her?!?!?!"
Quote from: Booklover on July 28, 2021, 10:25:22 PM
Tea. What a wonderful drink. Darling, do you have any scones? Oh, and how's the weather today? Is it good enough to watch some cricket? Or perhaps we could go to London to see Big Ben. Wouldn't that be brilliant? Or maybe we should play golf. Tee at 10? No, Brits don't actually speak like that, generally. And I don't actually know how golf works. Golf is often played in America, anyway.
Yue.
I have no idea how golf works either. I do know something about polo, though, which is like golf...
Quote from: Ally046 on July 29, 2021, 12:50:57 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 27, 2021, 08:14:16 PM
@Aaaallllllyyyyy046, come and help meh!
"IM COMING FLIB!"
*Breaks down door*
...
...
Everything good?
*Glances at Flib*
Oh?
...
*Removes the neck brace*
"Can some one pls revitalize her?!?!?!"
I'm still alive (hopefully.) But thank you.
Of course. ^-^
Always. Usually...
And I know about Polos. I dislike them
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 15, 2021, 09:46:35 PM
That is what I am. @lass of something much, I'm a bad chook, aren't I?
Mhm, I'm very proud. *Wipes away a tear of pride*
Quote from: Booklover on July 29, 2021, 09:40:48 AM
And I know about Polos. I dislike them
Polo, where you try to hit a ball with a long pole, and you're on a horse.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 29, 2021, 12:52:24 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 15, 2021, 09:46:35 PM
That is what I am. @lass of something much, I'm a bad chook, aren't I?
Mhm, I'm very proud. *Wipes away a tear of pride*
Pride goes before a fall.
I know. I was talking about the minty sweets.
I am very proud. I have yet to fall.
Pride does come before fall autumn, though.
There are a lot of things called polo: the game you play at the pool, the minty sweets, the shirts with funny collars, the man who explored China, etc., etc.
MARCO
POLO
How many holes in a polo?
Two. (Count the O's.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 29, 2021, 02:24:15 PM
POLO
*Runs in the direction he heard "POLO" come from.*
MARCO
POLO *tags Kade*
Doesn't that mean that you tagged yourself then? Now your it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 29, 2021, 02:39:33 PM
Doesn't that mean that you tagged yourself then? Now your it.
MARCO
I don't think Flib knows how to play this game.
I've only played it once, I think. At a swimming pool in Uganda.
Yeah, I've only ever played it in swimming pools as well.
Ever played it in a Ugandan swimming pool?
Can't say that I have :giggle:
Funny Ztory:
A fev yearz agae ve vere on 'oliday at ze beach, und ve vere comin' oot o' ze grocery ztore. On ze vay tae ze car, me Dad zav an elderly couple, und ze lady vaz vearin' a zhirt zat zaid 'POLO'. 'e told ze man zat 'e zhould 'ave a zhirt zat zaid 'MARCO'- Ze man gave ze mozt zour look ye could zee, und ze rezt o' uz vere valkin' ava pretendin' loike me Dad vaz nae viz uz.
Tiz ztill funny.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 29, 2021, 07:31:45 PM
Funny Ztory:
A fev yearz agae ve vere on 'oliday at ze beach, und ve vere comin' oot o' ze grocery ztore. On ze vay tae ze car, me Dad zav an elderly couple, und ze lady vaz vearin' a zhirt zat zaid 'POLO'. 'e told ze man zat 'e zhould 'ave a zhirt zat zaid 'MARCO'- Ze man gave ze mozt zour look ye could zee, und ze rezt o' uz vere valkin' ava pretendin' loike me Dad vaz nae viz uz.
Tiz ztill funny.
HAAH! ;D :giggle: ;D That sounds hilarious!
*Wanders about the new school building, looking for adventure.*
*adventure wanders about the new school building, looking for Kade*
*Bumps into adventure.*
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Spoiler
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Quote from: Booklover on July 31, 2021, 01:25:10 PM
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HAAAH!!! ;D He forgot his pocket handkerchief, tho. :giggle:
That's the film's fault, not mine.
That was Gandalf's fault, actually.
Actually, tvaz Colonel Mustard in ze library viz ze vrench.
Why is colonel pronounced like kernel rather than how it's spelt?
*Draws a smiley face on the chalkboard*
*Claps.*
*draws a sad face on the chalkboard*
*Doesn't clap.*
*turns the chalkboard upside-down*
*Dravz a Dragon viz ze chalk; Ze Dragon jumpz off ze chalkboard und fliez off*
Ach...
*the dragon explodes shortly after*
Oh dear.
*Lemonz fall from ze zky*
Loife ance tried tae give me lemonz, but it put ze incorrect amount o' poztage on zem zae zey never came.
Oh. Life gave me lemons and I made lemonade.
When life gives me lemons, I write with invisible ink, and send a rude message to Mr. Goon. ;D
When life gives you lemons, don't fake covid tests with them.
Huh? *Eyebrow raise*
Apparently (I haven't tried it and have no intention of doing so), if you use a drop of lemon juice in a covid test, it will come out as positive.
Daez ziz mean zat av (or at leazt mozt) lemonz 'ave cheated on zeir Covid-19 teztz? *Av (or at leazt mozt) o' ze lemonz get dragged off tae detention*
@Ally046, what do you do when life gives you lemons?
If Ally is cool, she'll say "Stare life in the eyes and eat the lemons raw."
Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 05, 2021, 08:16:26 PM
If Ally is cool, she'll say "Stare life in the eyes and eat the lemons raw."
Ye yanked the words rih oot of me mouth Kade. 8)
I'm quite good at that ^-^
Lookz loike a fev teeth came viz zem...
XD It's just a Scottish-Borderland accent, I'm sure her teeth are fine.
(...I hope.)
I mean, you have swallowed people before, teeth and all...
Yeah, but I'd never yank teeth out! That's just cruel.
sus...
I ain't about that life. I ain't no toothfairy.
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Quote from: Kade Rivok on August 09, 2021, 02:38:23 PM
I ain't about that life. I ain't no toothfairy.
Oh. So you don't give us a pound whenever you eat us?
...No.
Why not? After all, we make you gain plenty of pounds when you eat us.
True, true...
You hush.
^-^
*Snoops around*
*Blows the dust off the topic and sneezes loudly*
Didn't this place burn down?
*Steels Flib's nose violently*
The horror!
Quote from: Ally046 on December 08, 2021, 04:14:13 PM
*Steels Flib's nose violently*
Now I won't be sneezing anymore, and you'll be sneezing double, because you've got two noses. ^-^
No, now everyone can just see your snot straight-on. :giggle:
That's a total ew from me.
(Just think aboot what'll happen when she sneezes)
Shotgun.
Indeed. Double barrel.
I'm far more used to 'double barrelled' when referring to names and shotgun when someone's claiming a seat, so seeing Ally's post before seeing Kade's was confusing. I should perhaps have been expecting confusion, but that would make it less confusing.
Double barreled referring to names?
Hyphenated.
Oh?
I guess this is the place to learn new things.
Yes. Whether we're young children or not.
True. :giggle:
Why is the forum moving so SLOWLY?
About that time of year where a lot of people are busy with other things.
I know I don't post so often.
I haven't either but that's because I'm spending more time on another forum for the first month I'm there.
The Coffee House.
Ah, Waffle's place, right? Cool!
Quote from: Ally046 on December 11, 2021, 11:03:12 PM
True. :giggle:
Why is the forum moving so SLOWLY?
Plus, it was the weekend. I find usually not a lot happens on the weekends.
Possibly because everyone's out doing fun things and nobody has time to procrastinate.
*Hovlz, und vonderz vot 'appened tae ze zchool*
It's spring break, presumably.
*dances*
We've been abandoned by the teachers. *Anarchy ensues*
Major, Ah love anarchy! *Zetz fire tae ze teacher'z dezk, und hovlz*
*throws Kade out the window*
Oh dear.
*sets Kade's floof on fire* >:D
*Is fire-proof*
*Eats Flib*
Oh, not agaaiin. *sulks*
*Does jumping jacks*
*yelps*
*Continues.*
*ow*
:laugh:
*Foindz zome auld teztz und quizzez und zetz fire tae zem taae, zen hovlz again*
*Teleports Flib back to her desk*
*is teleported*
*"accidentally" explodes the desk*
Oops. :)
Thankfully, these things are mass-produced so *teleports another desk to Flib.*
*Zetz Flib'z nev mazz-produced dezk on fire, zen hovlz*
*covers ears and backs away from the burning desk*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 13, 2022, 08:13:33 PMIt's spring break, presumably.
*dances*
It is indeed. *Dances*
The teacher is dancing, so I will too! *Also dances*
*Zetz fire tae ze clazzroom door, zen dancez a jig hovlin'*
*Dancez until ze Covz come 'ome, zen dancez viz ze Covz*
(What kinds of cows are they?)
Ztravberry Covz- zat'z vhere ztravberry milk comez from...
I didn't know strawberry milk existed.
It daez. It comez from Ztravberry Covz.
Oh.
Is there such a thing as Pineapple Milk, that comes from Pineapple Cows?
Yes, probably.
Some teacher you are, putting falsities into our poor noggins!
Ach, but tiz true. Zere iz alzae zoy milk, vhich comez from Zoy Covz, und zeveral ozer typez...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 24, 2022, 03:41:45 PMOh.
Is there such a thing as Pineapple Milk, that comes from Pineapple Cows?
Of course. Just as pineapples come from pineapple trees and money comes from money trees (banks have branches, you see).
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2022, 01:31:12 PMSome teacher you are, putting falsities into our poor noggins!
Some student
you are, putting truthities into our rich noggins!
You gotta rich noggin? *Shakes some coins out of Flib's ear.*
Nope. If I did, I'd never need to get a job. I was just thinking of what the opposite of a poor noggin would be.
And you can keep the chocolate coins.
Why'd you have 'em in your head?
I didn't. They don't exist. :giggle:
Yer face doesn't exist.
*Hovlz*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2022, 01:31:12 PMSome teacher you are, putting falsities into our poor noggins!
Wait, are you saying that pineapple cows aren't real?
Ach, but zey are- Vikipedia zayz zae!
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2022, 02:30:04 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2022, 01:31:12 PMSome teacher you are, putting falsities into our poor noggins!
Wait, are you saying that pineapple cows aren't real?
That is exactly what I'm saying!
*Bonkz Kade o'er ze 'ead viz a carrot* Ach, dinnae zpread liez loike zat! If Vikipedia zayz zae, zen it muzt be true.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2022, 01:46:03 PMQuote from: Russa Nodrey on March 26, 2022, 02:30:04 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2022, 01:31:12 PMSome teacher you are, putting falsities into our poor noggins!
Wait, are you saying that pineapple cows aren't real?
That is exactly what I'm saying!
But pineapple milk...? D:
I don't care if you're a teacher; I'll still bonk ya if you keep on keepin' on like this.
*Tventy Cornizh Pixiez appear, tie up Kade, und zen ztick ze tied up Kade on ze ceilin'*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 25, 2022, 08:10:20 PMYer face doesn't exist.
...It doesn't? *rushes to nearest mirror* How come I can still see it?
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 28, 2022, 06:58:27 PM*Bonkz Kade o'er ze 'ead viz a carrot* Ach, dinnae zpread liez loike zat! If Vikipedia zayz zae, zen it muzt be true.
And if the teacher says Wikipedia is lying, then it
must be lying.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 28, 2022, 08:54:28 PMI don't care if you're a teacher; I'll still bonk ya if you keep on keepin' on like this.
*bonks Kade*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 29, 2022, 04:11:36 PM*Tventy Cornizh Pixiez appear, tie up Kade, und zen ztick ze tied up Kade on ze ceilin'*
(I wish they'd done that to Lockhart, tbh.)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 31, 2022, 03:02:46 AMAnd if the teacher says Wikipedia is lying, then it must be lying.
But ze teacher didnae zay zat;
Kade zaid zat.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 31, 2022, 03:02:46 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 29, 2022, 04:11:36 PM*Tventy Cornizh Pixiez appear, tie up Kade, und zen ztick ze tied up Kade on ze ceilin'*
(I wish they'd done that to Lockhart, tbh.)
Ditto. Or uzed 'iz vand after zey'd taken it from 'im und turned 'im intae a vater goblet. Zat vid definitely be major.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 31, 2022, 04:17:02 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on March 31, 2022, 03:02:46 AMAnd if the teacher says Wikipedia is lying, then it must be lying.
But ze teacher didnae zay zat; Kade zaid zat.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on March 31, 2022, 03:02:46 AMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on March 29, 2022, 04:11:36 PM*Tventy Cornizh Pixiez appear, tie up Kade, und zen ztick ze tied up Kade on ze ceilin'*
(I wish they'd done that to Lockhart, tbh.)
Ditto. Or uzed 'iz vand after zey'd taken it from 'im und turned 'im intae a vater goblet. Zat vid definitely be major.
*The Cornish Pixies fly off to find Lockhart and turn him into a water goblet*
Ah, a water goblet. If there's also a goblet of fire, does that mean there's air and earth as well?
*Zere iz zuddenly ze zoundz o' a certain fraud zcreamin', Cornizh Pixiez cacklin', und zaid fraud bein' turned intae a vater goblet*
Ze queztion iz na', vot dae ve dae viz ze vater goblet?
Who else here hopes that the fraud is actually Umbridge?
Nyet, zey juzt turned Umbridge intae Centaur food. Mr. 'Mozt Charmin' Zmoile' gaet turned intae ze vater goblet.
I feel like I could beat his smiling record after hearing that. :giggle:
Indeed. Vot zhould ve dae viz 'iz obnoxiouz picturez o' 'imzelf? Zrov zem intae ze fire...?
Oh, how about we turn them into mud, and then put the mud in the water goblet? :giggle:
Aye, ve could dae zat. *Ze zound o' Cornizh Pixie laughter, folloved by ze zound o' zaid picturez bein' turned tae mud und zen zrovn in ze vater goblet iz 'eard*
*dances*
*Does the shuffle.*
*Dancez a jig*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2022, 05:11:47 PMAye, ve could dae zat. *Ze zound o' Cornizh Pixie laughter, folloved by ze zound o' zaid picturez bein' turned tae mud und zen zrovn in ze vater goblet iz 'eard*
Put him (or rather, his name) in the Goblet of Fire instead.
HP spoilers
After all, there's a 50% death rate for the champions in canon (time travel shenanigans and resurrection aside) within five years of the tournament. And Lockhart is far less capable than them.
Ve could put ze vater goblet-'im intae ze Goblet O' Fire taae. Fire...
Quote from: Booklover on April 06, 2022, 05:48:48 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 05, 2022, 05:11:47 PMAye, ve could dae zat. *Ze zound o' Cornizh Pixie laughter, folloved by ze zound o' zaid picturez bein' turned tae mud und zen zrovn in ze vater goblet iz 'eard*
Put him (or rather, his name) in the Goblet of Fire instead. HP spoilers
After all, there's a 50% death rate for the champions in canon (time travel shenanigans and resurrection aside) within five years of the tournament. And Lockhart is far less capable than them.
XD Maybe he could modify the Goblet's memory, so it would think he had already entered the competition, and won.
A random idea I just had: If he's so amazingly good at Memory Charms (because it's the only thing he can actually do properly, besides being an insolent fraud who takes credit for other people's hard work), wouldn't he know how to do wandless Memory Charms? I feel like he could have done a wandless Memory Charm on Harry and Ron, with much better results, than on them with Ron's broken wand. I guess he was too dimwitted to think of that.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 06, 2022, 07:16:01 PMVe could put ze vater goblet-'im intae ze Goblet O' Fire taae. Fire...
Reminds me: I once saw a glass cup filled with water, with some vegetable oil on top, and a lighted candle wick was floating in the oil. It looked sort of like Greek fire.
Fire...
*Getz a certain odd look in 'iz eye*
*Zetz Kade'z fur on fire und zen hovlz*
*Fur is still immune to fire.*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 07, 2022, 05:18:36 PMFire...
*Getz a certain odd look in 'iz eye*
*Zetz Kade'z fur on fire und zen hovlz*
*hides in a mud puddle, so I won't get caught on fire "by accident"*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 05:37:35 PM*Fur is still immune to fire.*
*Ze fire continuez blazin' anyvay*
Vhat zort o' fire iz it?
It's all greek to me.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 07, 2022, 06:01:43 PMVhat zort o' fire iz it?
Tiz ztubborn fire, zat'z vot it iz. *Ze fire ztubbornly continuez tae burn*
*Firebends the fire onto a nearby desk.* There, some food for ya.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:11:04 PMIt's all greek to me.
HAH :giggle:
I actually do know some Biblical/Ancient Greek, IRL.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 07, 2022, 06:15:59 PMQuote from: Flib Bigboat on April 07, 2022, 06:01:43 PMVhat zort o' fire iz it?
Tiz ztubborn fire, zat'z vot it iz. *Ze fire ztubbornly continuez tae burn*
*stubbornly glares at the fire for being stubborn*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:18:40 PM*Firebends the fire onto a nearby desk.* There, some food for ya.
I can't think of anyone except you who'd want to eat fire.
While that is definitely something I'd do, I was actually feeding the desk to the fire. It wasn't getting any sustenance out of my floof, since my floof is fireproof.
*Ze fire 'appily eatz ze dezk und zen returnz tae ztubbornly burnin' on Kade'z floof*
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 07, 2022, 06:25:27 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 07, 2022, 06:11:04 PMIt's all greek to me.
HAH :giggle:
I actually do know some Biblical/Ancient Greek, IRL.
I learnt some (modern) Greek swear words at a Christian summer camp, although I can only remember one of them now.
Vhy are zin'z loike zat ze only zin'z people ever really learn at campz...?
I just paid that off...
QuoteI learnt some (modern) Greek swear words at a Christian summer camp, although I can only remember one of them now.
You learned swear words at a Christian summer camp? O.o
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 08, 2022, 05:00:44 PMVhy are zin'z loike zat ze only zin'z people ever really learn at campz...?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 10, 2022, 12:26:10 AMQuoteI learnt some (modern) Greek swear words at a Christian summer camp, although I can only remember one of them now.
You learned swear words at a Christian summer camp? O.o
Yes. The lead preacher (who was Greek) mentioned them at one point.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 08, 2022, 05:00:44 PMVhy are zin'z loike zat ze only zin'z people ever really learn at campz...?
Maybe that's why there's a forum school. We need to learn the things we didn't learn elsewhere.
Ach...
Me firzt Zummer at a day-camp ve ver alvayz 'avin' Beyblade battlez, razer zan payin' much attention tae vot ze camp councilorz vere zayin'. Zey actually threatened tae take zem a fev toimez taae. Ah actually vaz ze Beyblade champion at zat camp- Ah never lozt a battle. Me parentz tried tae ztop me from bringin' me Beyblade tae camp zeveral dayz, but Ah uzually managed it zome vay or anozer- Ah actually znuck ze Beyblade, ze ripcord, und ze launcher in me zhoez vone day. Zey zought Ah 'ad 'urt me foot or zummat, but ance av o' uz kidz 'ad gaetten on ze buz zat took uz tae camp (und zen back at ze end o' ze day) und driven off Ah took me zhoez off und gaet me Beyblade ztuff und put zem in me backpack. Ah really enjoyed zat camp. Ze next Zummer zey vere daein' zummat elze, zae zere vere nae any more Beyblade battlez. Ach...
It zeemz tae be a common zin' zat kidz at campz tend tae deviate off intae zin'z ozer zan vot ze camp iz intendin'...
One time I went to a camp where all the boys and most of the girls fought over Pokemon cards when we were supposed to be eating lunch.
Caze in point. Nay vone probably even rememberz vot zey vere eatin' fer lunch.
I remember some food from various camps. Kind of surprising, since I can't even remember what I had for dinner a week ago.
Mmmm, food....
*Vonderz vot 'appened tae ze teacherz, und zen 'earz ze Rakghoulz clavin' at ze doorz*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 12, 2022, 08:16:33 PMCaze in point. Nay vone probably even rememberz vot zey vere eatin' fer lunch.
To be fair (or not), the camp food honestly wasn't that good anyway.
Fair point.
*teleports to Norway*
*At ze exact zame moment, Norway decoidez tae inztantly teleport tae anozer location*
Oh, cool! Where am I now?
Vhere Norvay uzed tae be.
It's very nice here. Sort of like a chilly desert, actually.
Actually, not necessarily. Flib said she teleported to Norway, not the geographical location where Norway inhabited. Thus, whereever Norway now is, she would be as well.
Yeah, don't think you can use my move without my noticing.
Can you see the fjords made by Slartibartfast?
*Begins floating.*
Quote from: Verdauga on April 14, 2022, 03:14:00 AMActually, not necessarily. Flib said she teleported to Norway, not the geographical location where Norway inhabited. Thus, whereever Norway now is, she would be as well.
Yeah, don't think you can use my move without my noticing.
Except zhe didnae zpecify vhether tvaz 'Norvay' ze place or 'Norvay' ze location. Ve vid 'ave tae foind zat oot firzt afore gaein' any furzer intae vhere zhe ended up. *Hovlz*
She said she was going to Norway, meaning that whereever Norway is, that is where she went.
Aber zhe zaid 'Norway' but didnae zpecify vot zhe meant by 'Norway'. Zhe could 'ave meant zome reztaurant doon ze ztreet called 'Norway'.
Could've meant Norway, Maine. Probably other Norways as well. (after all, USA steals place names more than English (whatever the dialect) steals words from other languages)
Quote from: Booklover on April 15, 2022, 01:29:47 AMCould've meant Norway, Maine. Probably other Norways as well. (after all, USA steals place names more than English (whatever the dialect) steals words from other languages)
No, I meant Norway in Scandinavia.
Quote from: Booklover on April 14, 2022, 01:05:22 PMCan you see the fjords made by Slartibartfast?
Who the heck is Slartibartfast? And yes, I can.
Aber, vot dae ye mean by 'Scandinavia'?
Slartibartfast was (one of?) the architect(s) of the earth.
Don't know what you mean by Aber, but Abba were from Sweden, which is in Scandinavia.
'Aber' iz German fer 'But'- fer example, 'Ah vid gaetae ze ztore, aber/but Ah'm taae buzy.'
Meh. I prefer French.
Viz French ye 'ave tae learn 'ov each und every vord iz pronounced vone at a toime, und tiz ridiculouzly varied zae ye zink ye ken 'ov tae pronounce a vord but zen it turnz oot zat tiz different. Viz German, ze pronounciation generally ztayz ze zame.
I think you're confusing French with English.
Nyet, avzough Englizh daez zat a lot tae- loike 'i' afore 'e' except after 'c', but zen ye 'ave vordz zae 'ave 'cie' in zem, loike 'efficient'. Vot Ah meant iz zat vhilzt viz German ye learn ze alphabet und 'ov each letter iz pronounced, und ze German vordz are generally pronounced by zoze rulez, French iz more complicated, und even if ye've learned 'ov tae pronounce ze alphabet in French, ze vordz dinnae alvayz ztick viz zat- und zae ye 'ave tae learn 'ov tae zay each vord.
In ze meantoime, Englizh iz VERY zloppy und inconziztent. Zree Mice met four Mooze meetin' tva Millipedez on Monday. Ach...
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 16, 2022, 01:39:01 AMAber, vot dae ye mean by 'Scandinavia'?
As far as I know, Scandinavia is made up of Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, and Norway. I think.
Quote from: Booklover on April 16, 2022, 06:21:14 PMMeh. I prefer French.
I don't like French because there's such a huge difference between how French words are written, and how they're pronounced, they might as well be two different languages for all I know.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 16, 2022, 08:14:08 PMNyet, avzough Englizh daez zat a lot tae- loike 'i' afore 'e' except after 'c', but zen ye 'ave vordz zae 'ave 'cie' in zem, loike 'efficient'. Vot Ah meant iz zat vhilzt viz German ye learn ze alphabet und 'ov each letter iz pronounced, und ze German vordz are generally pronounced by zoze rulez, French iz more complicated, und even if ye've learned 'ov tae pronounce ze alphabet in French, ze vordz dinnae alvayz ztick viz zat- und zae ye 'ave tae learn 'ov tae zay each vord.
In ze meantoime, Englizh iz VERY zloppy und inconziztent. Zree Mice met four Mooze meetin' tva Millipedez on Monday. Ach...
But French isn't like English at all. English is a bunch of words half stolen from other languages and half made up, like a trade lingo or something.
Actually lookin' at ze firzt part o' yer pozt, zat'z more vot Ah vaz tryin' tae zay. Viz French it lookz vone vay und iz zpoken entirely different- vhoilzt viz German after ye've learned 'ov ze individual letterz zound, ze vordz generally follov zat zame pattern und ye can uzually ken 'ov tae zay zem. Zae viz ze zpeakin' o' French ye 'ave tae learn 'ov each vord iz zpoken, razer zan juzt follovin' ze general pattern o' ze letterz.
On a different note, ze year in zchool Ah took ze zird part o' French, zat vaz ze only clazz Ah vaz unable tae fall azleep in- nay matter 'ov much Ah tried. Ze teacher vidnae let me. Ach...
Well, actually...
*Pulls the fire alarm.*
*Runs away*
Did zomebeazt mention FIRE??? *Get zat odd look tae 'iz eye*
*Zetz Flib'z 'air on fire, zen hovlz*
*dances around waving my arms* HELP HELP HELP!!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OOOOFFFF!!!!!!!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 19, 2022, 04:25:40 PMActually lookin' at ze firzt part o' yer pozt, zat'z more vot Ah vaz tryin' tae zay. Viz French it lookz vone vay und iz zpoken entirely different- vhoilzt viz German after ye've learned 'ov ze individual letterz zound, ze vordz generally follov zat zame pattern und ye can uzually ken 'ov tae zay zem. Zae viz ze zpeakin' o' French ye 'ave tae learn 'ov each vord iz zpoken, razer zan juzt follovin' ze general pattern o' ze letterz.
On a different note, ze year in zchool Ah took ze zird part o' French, zat vaz ze only clazz Ah vaz unable tae fall azleep in- nay matter 'ov much Ah tried. Ze teacher vidnae let me. Ach...
:giggle: Oh dear.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 20, 2022, 04:45:19 PMDid zomebeazt mention FIRE??? *Get zat odd look tae 'iz eye*
*Zetz Flib'z 'air on fire, zen hovlz*
*Calls out as he's running away.* Actually, nobody actually said the word!
You did. You said FIRE alarm.
I didn't say anything, I simply did an action.
You however, just said it.
I didn't. I typed it.
I heard ya.
Busted. Oh dear.
Oh dear indeed. Also, aren't you still burning?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 20, 2022, 10:02:28 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 20, 2022, 04:45:19 PMDid zomebeazt mention FIRE??? *Get zat odd look tae 'iz eye*
*Zetz Flib'z 'air on fire, zen hovlz*
*Calls out as he's running away.* Actually, nobody actually said the word!
Ye made a general
reference tae it, vhether it vaz by vord or action- vhich in ziz caze vid be
action. *Hovlz again*
*howls louder*
*Hovlz loudezt*
*Hisses softly* Beat y'all ;)
*Has vacated the school premises.*
Wise choice, sir.
*Unfortunately ze buildin' became pozzezzed by multiple zpiritz und folloved after 'im*
*Hovlz again*
*Panik*
*Winces at Pan's scream*
*Walks in and tries to figure out what is going on*
We're without a teacher and the school is currently ablaze while also possessed, or something.
Fun times, eh? *Continues escaping.*
*Shakes the water out of fur, magically putting out the fire*
*Claps*
I'm clapping while running.
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 25, 2022, 05:47:34 PM*Shakes the water out of fur, magically putting out the fire*
*Ziz ztill did nae ztop ze buildin' from bein' pozzezzed und follovin' after Kade, 'ovever...*
*Runs after Kade*
HEY WAIT! YOU'RE STILL POSSESSED!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 25, 2022, 07:00:24 PMI'm clapping while running.
Ah I see you're one of those multitasking people ;D
"Don't worry I'll stop them. HEY! OVER HERE SPIRITS!"
*spirits are curious and come over*
*shakes fur vigorously and more water comes off, vanquishing them. Then says something cheesy like*
"Sorry to dampen your spirits :D"
*But now is very floofy so he looks ridiculous*
*Keeps running for no reason*
*Sees Rip running behind him.* Why are you chasing me?!
*Keeps running*
Because
B- because?
*Tackles Kade*
Because you're too floofy.
*Quick jumps in a puddle to get un-floofy*
You aren't floofy, Kade is.
I'm not usually, but...
Quote from: Rillbrook the Wanderer on April 25, 2022, 10:38:10 PM*shakes fur vigorously and more water comes off, vanquishing them. Then says something cheesy like*
"Sorry to dampen your spirits :D"
*But now is very floofy so he looks ridiculous*
Oh, right
*Is tackled.* I thought I was the right amount of floof though (that amount being extremely floofy)
*Hugs the right amount of floof*
That's so.
^_^ *Hugzzzz*
*Ze zpiritz pozzezz a valkin' ztick und begin follovin' Kade aboot again*
<_<
Can walking sticks... walk?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:02:55 AM^_^ *Hugzzzz*
^-^
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 26, 2022, 12:04:27 AM*Ze zpiritz pozzezz a valkin' ztick und begin follovin' Kade aboot again*
Why a walking stick? And which kind? The wooden kind, or the insect kind?
Ze vooden koind.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:05:24 AM<_<
Can walking sticks... walk?
Ah'm nae zure, but it
can float along in ze air und occazionally vhack ye. *Ze pozzezzed valkin' ztick daez zae*
Oh, that's mean. :(
Don't worry, I'm protected by le floof. *Is protected by le floof.*
Rill, wanna exercise this one too?
Yes, that's right, stay protected while I get beaten. :(
Why would you be beaten?
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on April 26, 2022, 12:17:44 AMYes, that's right, stay protected while I get beaten. :(
Kade'z ze vone gettin' vhacked by ze pozzezzed valkin' ztick. *It vhackz 'im again*
Yes? Then why did it attack me, too?
It... didn't.... >_>
I'm... very confused now
The walking stick attacked me, not you :giggle:
Oh, poor you.
Das ohkeh, I'm protected by le floof.
Very nice.
*Is still confused about everything but decides not to say anything about it*
He was responding to me (via my quote) when he said that they stick would "vhack ye". So, the stick was whacking me :giggle:
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 26, 2022, 12:10:51 AMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 12:05:24 AM<_<
Can walking sticks... walk?
Ah'm nae zure, but it can float along in ze air und occazionally vhack ye. *Ze pozzezzed valkin' ztick daez zae*
See?
Yes
Wonderful. ^-^
*Attacks the walking stick.*
*Hums*
*Wins, since HIAG isn't here to say otherwise.*
*Claps and hands Kade a medal*
Oooo, what kind of medal?
Kade's Medal (https://postimg.cc/NK4zqWC4)
I'm first? YESH
Yes, because nobody else tried to fight the walking stick.
Way to dampen my spirits :(
8( sorry
:giggle: It's alright
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 03:37:16 PMWonderful. ^-^
*Attacks the walking stick.*
*Ze valkin' ztick counterz und zen vhackz Kade o'er ze 'ead*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 03:41:09 PM*Wins, since HIAG isn't here to say otherwise.*
Tiz nae ze
Lazt Pozt Vinz topic, tiz ze
Ze Zchool topic. Ye can ztill 'ave ze medal zough.
Hello, children.
Uh oh. *Freezes in place, pretending to be invisible.* I think we might be in trouble.
Ye, may'apz. Ah'm juzt zittin' 'ere innocently zettin' fire tae dezkz. *Continuez daein' zae*
Ixnay on the irefay!
O_O Where did the voice come from? It could be the spirit summoner! Arm yourselves!
Shhhhh, I don't want detention again!
*Arms himself with a meter stick*
*Vhizperz* Everybody run... *Pullz oot a feather und flingz it in ze air in front o' ze teacher, zen pullz oot a vand* Vingard livio-zah! *Ze feather explodez, creatin' zmoke vhich coverz our ezcape*
*Tries to escape but can't because of the smoke, and starts flailing about with the meter stick*
*Stays motionless, trying to remain invisible.*
*Sees a shape in the smoke and whacks it*
*Hopes that it isn't Russa*
*'opez zat tiz @Verdauga inztead*
*Waits with bated breath to find out what occured.*
*Enters from the far door and sees Rill whacking HIAG with the meter stick.*
I should probably confiscate that for the day. And why is there smoke in here? What did y'all do, start a fire?
*Opens a window to disperse the smoke.*
*Remains perfectly still. Verdibirbs sight is probably based on movement.*
*Meter stick has not been confiscated >:D
Spoiler
starts scheming.....
*
*Turns on the fan to help clear the air and starts writing the next lesson on the chalkboard, paying little attention to the students behind him.*
*Yes, it's working! Doesn't move.*
*Tipz Kade o'er*
(https://i.gifer.com/ZVbc.gif)
*A Gremlin 'appened tae be 'auldin' ontae ze fan vhen Verdauga turned it on, und getz zrovn off like zae...*
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/82038870fc026794e4ecbc309fa6b310/ad90530f77630282-47/s500x750/458c84e2edff1812bdbb1894f6d34f71ed1cf65d.gifv)
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on April 26, 2022, 07:06:54 PMQuote from: Kade Rivok on April 26, 2022, 03:37:16 PMWonderful. ^-^
*Attacks the walking stick.*
*Ze valkin' ztick counterz und zen vhackz Kade o'er ze 'ead*
*Uncle Vernon walks in, accompanied by Petunia and Dudley*
MAGIC, PETUNIA!
*He goes purple in the face, and has hysterics. Petunia faints dramatically, and Dudley looks on with interest.*
*Then Dolores Umbridge walks in*
Hem hem!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2022, 06:30:58 PM(https://i.gifer.com/ZVbc.gif)
what
I was tipped o'er.
I thought nobody could tip an Otterbadger over.
Eh
Bee
I highly doubt im allowed here now...
Vhy?
::)
have you finished your remedial schooling?
Does "escaped from" count as finishing?
Yes, of course.
:giggle:
Then I think he might have, yes.
*Hovlz*
Don't wanna.
Beelieveeeee
Can't make me nyeeeeeh
heeeeeeyn
Sounds like you're coughing up a hairball.
(https://y.yarn.co/0a1d95b7-9378-4043-b0fa-038e71dc4598_text.gif)
♫♪ Vone by vone, picturez gather round me
Vhere zoze moonfloverz uzed tae groooov... ♪♫
♫♪ You're just asleep
And it's time to leave...♪♫
(I have this song stuck in my head.)
https://youtu.be/pw8IgPHRBr4
Ah've gaet Ze Moonflover Zociety by Avantasia currently in moine.
Imteresting.
*hums*
*Eats Flib.* Quite so, quite so.
Ach...
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 03, 2022, 04:21:58 PM*Eats Flib.* Quite so, quite so.
*from inside Kade* Huh. That's a strange way of calling someone a honey pie.
Well, you are a sweetie, dear.
*Beez come tae get ze 'oney*
*Hopes the bees will sting Kade* ;D
*They don't know you're there.*
*Zent zem a telegram revealin' zaid information...*
*can't think of something to post*
*Appliez tae become ze zchool'z groundzkeeper*
I heartily approve. I'm sure nothing will go wrong.
*Zetz up 'iz zhack behind ze zchool, und beginz tendin' ze groundz*
As groundskeepers tend to do.
Aye.
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2023, 05:14:22 PM*Zetz up 'iz zhack behind ze zchool, und beginz tendin' ze groundz*
By tendin' ze groundz, I assume you mean setting fire to all unnecessary curtains within the premises.
Curtains are for indoor maintenance to deal with, not the groundskeeper. Silly chook.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 17, 2023, 08:04:55 PMCurtains are for indoor maintenance to deal with, not the groundskeeper. Silly chook.
Janitor taae.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 17, 2023, 08:00:30 PMQuote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 17, 2023, 05:14:22 PM*Zetz up 'iz zhack behind ze zchool, und beginz tendin' ze groundz*
By tendin' ze groundz, I assume you mean setting fire to all unnecessary curtains within the premises.
Only if zey're on zaid groundz und nae vhere zey're zuppozed tae be.
*sets fire to a certain Otterbadger's floof*
*Is still, and will always be, fireproof.*
You askin' to get et?
No, I'm askin' for you to sympathize with the curtains, and do something about their current plight.
They aren't currently on fire, they're fiiiiiine.
Said the Otterbadger who clearly doesn't realize the curtains aren't as powerful as he is. ::)
I'm quite aware that they aren't as powerful as me. Nothing is! ;)
*sets fire to the curtains*
*Hovlz*
What a beautiful sound. ^-^ *Said whilst plugging ears*
Ah agree. *Continuez hovlin'*
Who pulled the fire alarm?
*Gaez tae zave ze vee Turtlez*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 27, 2023, 04:44:00 PMWho pulled the fire alarm?
Obviously not you. I mean, why would you care about the curtains when you're fireproof an everything?
So you're admitting to it then?
To what? I'm not admitting to anything. Except to not being fireproof.
*Calls the police* Flib pulled a fire alarm. Take her out, please.
I'll pull you.
Dewit
I just did, but you didn't notice.
Nuh uh
*pulls Kade again*
I don't feel anything >_>
*Mopz up zome puke on ze floor*
I'd rather not know where that came from.
Not it.
*Vatchez tumbleveedz blov trough ze zchool* Aaach...
Oh I do apologize for not regularly attending school, sir. You see, the police (aka Kade Rivok, who seems to be a law unto himself ::)) never specified how long I should be taken out for not pulling the fire alarm.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 05, 2023, 02:21:48 AMOh I do apologize for not regularly attending school, sir. You see, the police (aka Kade Rivok, who seems to be a law unto himself ::)) never specified how long I should be taken out for not pulling the fire alarm.
*Finishes reading the above, written in a letter.* And that's what the letter from Flib, who is currently in jail, said. What an odd chook.
*Frees Flib*
Law breaker, you're breaking the law! Imma tell the teacher, if she's still alive!
@Russa Nodrey, are you still alive?
I am the law, fool.
Only if the teacher says you are.
*Cleanz zome zubztance zat lookz tae be zome combination o' glue, yoghurt, melted crayonz und zummat green viz blue zpotz in it off ze ceilin' in ze mathz clazzroom* Zecond toime taeday. Ach...
Nice to meet you fool, I'm dad.
Calling your child a fool is domestic abuse.
It's ok, he's adopted.
This really confuses me.
Velcome tae ze Cellarz. *Hovlz, und continuez cleanin' ze zubztance off ze ceilin'*
Well, this is a school, and schools are supposed to be there so you can learn things and try to avoid being confused by stuff that everyone else understands.
I was always under the impression that Verd is sort of like Kade's dad, not the other way around.
Verd has never been anything similar to that :giggle:
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on April 10, 2023, 08:21:47 PMWell, this is a school, and schools are supposed to be there so you can learn things and try to avoid being confused by stuff that everyone else understands.
I was always under the impression that Verd is sort of like Kade's dad, not the other way around.
Zchool iz zere tae 'elp ye learn zat everyzin' iz confuzin', und zerefore underztand zat ye cannae underztand it.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 10, 2023, 08:31:36 PMVerd has never been anything similar to that :giggle:
He's the tired older brother or something, I guess. I gave up on the forum family tree a long time ago.
Do you think Verd is older than me? :giggle:
Given that Corn is the forum mom, I'd have to argue that actual age has nothing to do with it.
Also, your profile sayys that you're 4, so yes.
Then I'm certainly older than you, Kade.
*Tumbleveedz blov by*
Tumbleveeds? What's that, some kind of disease?
Zeze. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumbleweed) Ah vaz referrin' tae ze lack o' activity on ze forum lately. Ach...
Maybe Kade was scared off by the tumbleweeds.
Ach, Ah doubt it- 'e vid juzt eat zem.
Maybe he did, and they poisoned him.
Ah doubt zat, taae... May'apz ve could try feedin' 'im a dementor or zummat...
Good idea. Although the dementors may perceive his chipper attitude as an indication of his being a Patronus.
Nay 'arm in tryin', zough.
*Hunger*
*Givez Kade a giga-caffeine carrot*
That's a bad idea.
You never want to see an energetic Otterbadger!
It moight be fun, zough...
Yeah, until you get sassed and eaten.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on April 05, 2023, 04:19:08 PMLaw breaker, you're breaking the law! Imma tell the teacher, if she's still alive!
@Russa Nodrey, are you still alive?
Nope. *Sob*
Iz it anozer murder...?
With how many we've had on this topic alone, it's just to be expected, I s'pose.
*Quietly teleportz bread in ze meantoime*
Quote from: WorshipTiria on September 22, 2023, 05:14:14 PMWith how many we've had on this topic alone, it's just to be expected, I s'pose.
Indeed. *murders WT*
Ach, 'ere ve gae again...
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 10, 2023, 03:40:40 PMQuote from: WorshipTiria on September 22, 2023, 05:14:14 PMWith how many we've had on this topic alone, it's just to be expected, I s'pose.
Indeed. *murders WT*
Ach, guess it was bound to happen eventually.
Aye.
@Verdauga - revive, pleaze?
*gargles in dead*
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 19, 2023, 06:50:52 PMAye. @Verdauga - revive, pleaze?
*A voice, quiet as the night, echoes back across foggy crags and misty seas, arid deserts and sparkling skies. From the confines of the abyss, and the wilderness of civility, comes the answer*
Sure. *Revitalizes WT* There ya go.
Did somebody hear a banana-like quack somewheres? I must be going crazy...
Vot dae ye mean, 'gaein' crazy'...?
She was born crazy
Ve av vere. Tiz better ziz vay.
Time to get back to work. *scrambles the timetables quietly*
*Teleportz bread intae ze next clazzroom*
Welp, there goes my lunch.
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/f0793408ad922b7232e67d51fbd4005f/tumblr_inline_o63s1v3Slw1qk1oua_500.gifv)
Wait, it's lunchtime? I didn't hear the bell yet.
Oh, there we go. *begins to cook a roast*
*Contiuez 'appily teleportin' bread, ezpecially tae ze zcreamz o' ze ztudentz in zaid ozer clazzroom*
*the screams are screams of joy, as the hungry students finally have something to eat*
I mean, how many years has it been since there was a lunch break at this school? I'd be famished.
Zey probably zhouldnae be eatin' zat bread zough.
Eh, it'll be FINE. What's the worst that can happen?
Ze entire zchool getz deztroyed und everybeazt eaten by a giant bread creature...
... That would be pretty bad, I suppose. Good thing half of us are OP when needed!
True. *Keepz teleportin' bread*
Well, glad that's resolved. *raises paw*
...
*Realizes I used to be the substitute teacher* OH! Uh-uh-- yes, Teer?
I finished my art project. Can I go now?
*Whips out a sticky-note pad and writes an early absence approval note* Do you need the bus driver to take you home?
I should be fine. Been needing a good run.
Okay. *Passes the note to Teer. Stay safe. There are space ninjas out there.
Thanks, Mr Greeneyes! I'll be careful! *grabs note and runs outside*
*Zeveral zmav Birdz follov 'er*
Hello, small birds. Isn't this a wonderful day?
*Ze zmav Birdz chirp, 'and 'er a box, und zen fly off*
Teer! It seems you've been inducted into Disney Princess school!
Ach, anyzin' but Dizney...
Ooh, a box! How exciting! *opens the box*
Quote from: Verdauga on October 31, 2024, 09:14:35 PMTeer! It seems you've been inducted into Disney Princess school!
But I
just got permission to get out of school! I have important things to do!
*Ze box containz a TARDIS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS)*
Well, that's super convenient. *slips box into pocket and stops to tie shoelaces*