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Title: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 03:57:55 AM
*throws bacon at everyone*
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 04:21:53 AM
BACON.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Søren on March 31, 2016, 04:24:27 AM
This will stretch your screen, fair warning
(https://wallpaperscraft.com/image/meat_bacon_garlic_white_background_78081_4649x3392.jpg)
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Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Groddil on March 31, 2016, 04:29:48 AM
/me greedily scoffs bacon.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 04:47:56 AM
Quote from: Søren on March 31, 2016, 04:24:27 AM
This will stretch your screen, fair warning
(https://wallpaperscraft.com/image/meat_bacon_garlic_white_background_78081_4649x3392.jpg)
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Ohhhh...
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 04:54:15 AM
My computer gave up trying to load it and now it's just a black panel.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 04:55:17 AM
XD
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Søren on March 31, 2016, 05:20:48 AM
5K BABY!
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 05:58:05 AM
/me kicks the door open.

I HAVE CANADIAN BACON!!!
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Delthion on March 31, 2016, 06:00:25 AM
Bacon...is...tasteless... ;D
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 06:06:33 AM
ARRRRRRRGGGG
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 06:37:33 AM
Quote from: Delthion on March 31, 2016, 06:00:25 AM
Bacon...is...tasteless... ;D
HOW DARE YOU?
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on March 31, 2016, 06:41:02 AM
Here it is! One-year-old expired bacon with the smell of death! *hurls it at everyone's faces*
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Banya on March 31, 2016, 06:47:51 AM
How do you bacon-lovers love your bacon - fried on the stove or baked in the oven?

Spoiler
(http://www.bacon.rocks/bacon1.jpg)
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Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on March 31, 2016, 06:56:00 AM
My bacon was half-cooked a year ago -- and left standing in the attic for six months, then kept in an urn full of human ashes for the rest.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Jetthebinturong on March 31, 2016, 11:50:46 AM
American bacon is terrible, just sayin'.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Hickory on March 31, 2016, 03:24:22 PM
Fried.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: LT Sandpaw on March 31, 2016, 04:02:31 PM

@Banya Definitely fried

Bacon goes well with anything.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on March 31, 2016, 04:07:53 PM
Ham is better.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 04:08:08 PM
Fried.

@Dotti
That's disturbing. o-O
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on March 31, 2016, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 31, 2016, 06:56:00 AM
My bacon was half-cooked a year ago -- and left standing in the attic for six months, then kept in an urn full of human ashes for the rest.

My favourite flavour.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 04:45:44 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 31, 2016, 11:50:46 AM
American bacon is terrible, just sayin'.
Opinions.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on March 31, 2016, 04:46:25 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 04:45:44 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 31, 2016, 11:50:46 AM
American bacon is terrible, just sayin'.
Opinions.
American bacon is great.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 04:48:10 PM
Ten out of ten Canadians would eat again, 10/10.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Søren on March 31, 2016, 04:58:32 PM
Quote from: Jet the binturong on March 31, 2016, 11:50:46 AM
American bacon is terrible, just sayin'.
(http://i.imgur.com/gZVtHXx.jpg)
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on March 31, 2016, 05:05:53 PM
Actually, I like ham better than bacon because that's what my family would serve every Christmas and festivities. As for bacon, I only taste it in flavours of other foods, e.g. bacon spread.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 05:29:53 PM
. . . Bacon spread? >.<
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on March 31, 2016, 05:50:52 PM
Of course there is, a mayonnaise-like spread with real bacon bits. http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products (http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products)
I usually spread it on bread.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Tam and Martin on March 31, 2016, 06:24:24 PM
BACON! WE MUST BE UNDERNEATH THE BACON TREE!
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on March 31, 2016, 09:41:36 PM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 31, 2016, 05:50:52 PM
Of course there is, a mayonnaise-like spread with real bacon bits. http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products (http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products)
I usually spread it on bread.
And that is why Brits think Americans are so. . . bloody American. :P
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on April 01, 2016, 07:43:40 AM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 31, 2016, 05:50:52 PM
Of course there is, a mayonnaise-like spread with real bacon bits. http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products (http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products)
I usually spread it on bread.

Why would you put mayo on a banana-pecan bread?
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on April 01, 2016, 10:03:06 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on April 01, 2016, 07:43:40 AM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 31, 2016, 05:50:52 PM
Of course there is, a mayonnaise-like spread with real bacon bits. http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products (http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products)
I usually spread it on bread.

Why would you put mayo on a banana-pecan bread?
Two words: Appealing and Tasty.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on April 02, 2016, 03:48:07 AM
WHY DID THE TOPIC CHANGE FROM BACON TO MAYO--I DON'T EvEN
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Perifaen on April 02, 2016, 06:31:27 AM
Spoiler
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/2e/71/ed/2e71ed938d8b0b2cbd42d80ce4f18390.jpg)
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Tell me if anyone recognizes what it's from.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on April 02, 2016, 06:38:26 AM
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE???
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Perifaen on April 02, 2016, 06:41:20 AM
Yep :D *High fives Ash.*
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on April 02, 2016, 06:45:02 AM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on April 01, 2016, 10:03:06 AM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on April 01, 2016, 07:43:40 AM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on March 31, 2016, 05:50:52 PM
Of course there is, a mayonnaise-like spread with real bacon bits. http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products (http://www.ladyschoice.com.ph/products)
I usually spread it on bread.

Why would you put mayo on a banana-pecan bread?
Two words: Appealing and Tasty.

How is it tasty? It fools you into thinking it's cream, but that's all. (By the way, you used three words there. ;) )
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Ashleg on April 02, 2016, 07:08:27 AM
Quote from: Perifæn on April 02, 2016, 06:41:20 AM
Yep :D *High fives Ash.*

Love that movie! *high fives Peri*
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on April 02, 2016, 07:44:56 AM
Quote from: Ashleg on April 02, 2016, 06:38:26 AM
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE???
The excitement is real with this one.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Banya on April 02, 2016, 09:23:48 AM
Calcifer!!!
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: Jetthebinturong on April 02, 2016, 02:28:24 PM
Still don't understand the love for that movie. I mean, the ending to the book is rushed and confusing (and from the others of Dianna Wynne Jones' books that I've read, I'm beginning to think rushed endings are her thing), but the whole film is just nonsensical.
Title: Re: Bacon
Post by: The Skarzs on April 02, 2016, 04:50:43 PM
It's got a certain charm that appeals to some people. That's the one word I have used to describe it: Charming.