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Title: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 05, 2016, 12:04:02 AM
I've brought it back! Grab a snack and start throwing!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 05, 2016, 12:15:56 AM
*Hurls a hot porridge at Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 05, 2016, 12:45:07 AM
*Blocks the porridge with a soup bowl*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 05, 2016, 12:47:02 AM
*Drops giant pie over all of the food fight participants, nearly drowning them.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 05, 2016, 01:06:13 AM
*eats her way out then throws a steak and kidney pie at DEL*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Aimless Gallivanter on July 05, 2016, 01:07:32 AM
*Grabs a plate of cookies and hides behind a tipped over table to eat them and wait out the fight*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 05, 2016, 01:44:20 AM
Want some sugar with that Galli? *pours a bucket of powdered sugar on Galli from the top of a tree*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 05, 2016, 01:45:05 AM
Pushes a cream pie into Rosie's face.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 05, 2016, 01:57:37 AM
*Shoots Oreos at Galli, Ami and Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Aimless Gallivanter on July 05, 2016, 02:05:33 AM
BAKERS BUILD UP AN IMMUNITY TO BEING COVERED IN POWDERED SUGAR. NO DAMAGE. YOU GOTTA TRY HARDER THAN THAT.
*chucks cupcakes at everyone with wild abandon*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 05, 2016, 02:10:19 AM
*Hurls stale bagels at everyone* Eulaaaliiaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 05, 2016, 02:14:10 AM
*Splashes cheesecake at Eul* Naaarniaaaaa!!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 05, 2016, 02:15:52 AM
*Smears olive oil all over Dotti's face*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 05, 2016, 12:48:06 PM
*Plants a banana in front of Dotti as she's running*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 05, 2016, 03:04:19 PM
*Leaps over the banana peel while hurling apple pies at everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 05, 2016, 09:28:02 PM
 
Oorah! I smell pastries on the wind! Give em catsup and vinegar!

*Pops mushy grapes at Dotti with a spoon catapult.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 05, 2016, 09:37:19 PM
/me loads Marshmallows into a machine gun.
/me shoots Sand in the back.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 12:58:37 AM
*Dumps a bucket of syrup over Vilu*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 01:39:38 AM

*Squeezes catsup in Daskar's eyes and then clobbers Eul with Peach cobbler*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 01:50:19 AM
*sprays olive oil all over the floor*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 03:34:59 PM
*Starts throwing pies at everyone with deadly accuracy.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: The Skarzs on July 06, 2016, 03:55:35 PM
*Fills mouth with acorns and spits them out machine gun style at everyone.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 04:52:43 PM
*Stuffs cotton candy up Sand's nose, then beats Del with a chicken leg*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 05:43:43 PM

You did what!?

*Pours a gigantic pot of sticky pea soup over Eul, and then begins throwing French fries at Skarzs.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 07:57:40 PM
/me wipes ketchup and syrup out of eyes.
/me attacks Sand and Eul with a baguette.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:00:52 PM
*Knocks a barrel of hard candy towards Eul*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:09:47 PM
*Dumps honey over Sand and then pushes him into a pile of flour, hurls several onions at Vilu and smacks him with a raw fish, then shoves a handful of buttery mashed potatoes in Rosie's face*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 08:11:22 PM
/me dumps granola all over Sand.
/me hurls pies at Eul.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:21:49 PM
*runs over to Sand and pours water over him to wash off the mess then jumps behind a turned over table*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 08:23:22 PM
/me throws pies at Rosie.
All that hard work, ruined!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 08:24:36 PM
 *Resembles a soggy, mutated, giant spaghetti monster at this point.*

*Proceeds to fling tortillas like Frisbees at Daskar and Eul.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:25:14 PM
*Pummels Daskar with hard candy*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:29:20 PM
*Pelts Vilu with sloppy joes and dumps a bunch of garlic powder on Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 08:29:54 PM
Gross, these aren't homemade tortillas.

/me hurls better tortillas at Sand.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:31:05 PM
*coughs* Heyy! No fair!  *throws peppercorns at Eul and Daskar*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 08:34:49 PM

*Sandpaw Matrix dodges incoming tortillas and Tron throws peanut butter bagels back.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:35:19 PM
*Those handfuls of salt at Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:36:51 PM
*squirts ketchup at Eul*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 08:38:01 PM
Peanut Butter Bagels! That sounds horrible.
/me throws Jalapeno, Cheese, Cream Cheese bagels at Sand.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:39:02 PM
*Blocks the ketchup with a box of french fries and throws grilled pineapple slices at Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 08:42:26 PM

*Deflects incoming bagels with po-boy and proceeds to bring the smack down on Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:43:02 PM
*It starts raining and everyone is wiped clean from the gunk*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:44:07 PM
*Cries*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:46:03 PM
*starts throwing soggy sushi at Eul for crying*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:46:31 PM
*Cries even harder*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:47:48 PM
*throws chopped onions at Eul* 
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 06, 2016, 08:48:45 PM
*Grabs a durian shell and launches it like a bowling ball, which pricks at everyone's feet*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:49:09 PM
*Flops onto the ground and flails limbs around while screaming at top of lungs*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 08:50:12 PM

*Dumps an entire Sam's Club size bag of marshmallows into Eul's mouth.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 08:51:50 PM
*Pulverizes Eul with turkey, then puts everyone in a "Depper'n'Ever'n'Turnip'n'Tater'n'Beetroot" pie! ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:53:00 PM
*eats her way out*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 06, 2016, 08:53:23 PM
*Creates a cloud of paprika and cayenne pepper*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:53:30 PM
*Is physically incapable of crying* *Flings chocolate pudding at Sand and stuffs french fries up Del's nose*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 08:53:52 PM
*Throws pies repeatedly at Rosie and Eul.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 06, 2016, 08:56:21 PM
*Splashes spicy Thai noodles at Del*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 08:56:48 PM
*Hurls muffins at Dotti.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 08:59:22 PM
*Smears cake all over Del's face*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 08:59:50 PM
*Punches Del in the face*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 06, 2016, 09:04:00 PM

Rosie... Tut tut, We're not animals.

*Dual wields spray cans of whipped cream and covers Eul, Del, and Dotti in the stuff.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 06, 2016, 09:04:59 PM
*Puts hot chili sauce in a water gun and shoots it at Sand, aiming for his eyes*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 09:06:18 PM
This is only legal because Del is forcing me and Gonff to marry, again
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: The Skarzs on July 06, 2016, 09:23:17 PM
Three and a half pages since I last saw it. . .
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 09:28:41 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 06, 2016, 09:06:18 PM
This is only legal because Del is forcing me and Gonff to marry, again

Hey, this wouldn't have started if you hadn't have tried to shoot me with a weasel! ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 06, 2016, 09:48:17 PM
What happens when Del finds out I gave her the Weasel Launcher?

/me stuffs Sand into a huge, frozen Hot Pocket.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 06, 2016, 11:42:03 PM
I already knew that. But there isn't anything that I can do to you, I don't have any power as I do with Rosie. ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on July 07, 2016, 02:36:01 AM
*Shoots everyone with a marshmallow cannon*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 03:49:56 AM
*Batters Ashe with a Turducken.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on July 07, 2016, 04:13:57 AM
*Dodges Del and kicks him into a vat filled with batter*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 04:18:37 AM
*Drags Ash in with me. Jumps out and quickly bakes the batter so that it hardens.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 07, 2016, 04:36:39 AM
*Throws spoonfuls of ice cream at everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 04:37:47 AM
*Bakes Eul in a pie.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 07, 2016, 01:08:46 PM
*throws gooseberry pie at Del*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 03:32:44 PM
*Throws a turkey at Rosie.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 07, 2016, 03:33:41 PM
*Throws a pig at Delthion*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 03:48:02 PM
*Throws a cow at Rosie.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 07, 2016, 04:20:22 PM
*Throws a buffalo at del*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 07, 2016, 04:29:19 PM
/me puts Sand's hot pocket in the oven.
/me throws Cottage Cheese at whoever's closest.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 09:53:20 PM
*Throws a dairy farm at Rosie.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 07, 2016, 09:59:49 PM
/me catches farm and sets it down.
This is a food fight!
/me throws Raspberries at Del.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 10:06:19 PM
Yes! We are throwing things that are about to become food! ;D

*Throws dairy farm at Rosie again.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 07, 2016, 10:09:48 PM
So I can throw a bear at you if it dies soon after?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 07, 2016, 10:55:36 PM
*Gets smushed and killed by the dairy farm*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 07, 2016, 11:22:47 PM
Faiy's minions are slowly being destroyed!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 08, 2016, 12:18:01 AM
*revives self because she is cool like that* *throws a pineapple a del*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 08, 2016, 01:47:35 AM

*Explodes out of the hot pocket in a epic manner, awesomely leaping out of the oven, doing a double front flip while hurling chicken kabobs at Daskar.*

Out of the pan. And into to the FIYAAAAAH!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 08, 2016, 01:57:11 AM
*Throws spoonfuls of hummus at everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 02:18:45 AM
*Puts on stilts and rains down hot sauce on everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 08, 2016, 02:20:56 AM
*throws a cow at Ami*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 02:26:29 AM
*Ami is too high and the cow falls back on Rosie's face*
*Ami squirts hot sauce on the cow too*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 08, 2016, 02:31:07 AM
MY EYES! *knocks over Ami's stilts*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 02:37:07 AM
*Jumps over the cowsmushedrosie but trips over her own feet and breaks the stilts in half*
"Huh. Some how these are still walkable.
*Squirts hot sauce and mustard everywhere*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 08, 2016, 02:40:01 AM
*Hits Ami with a balloon*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 03:04:19 PM
Hey that's not food!
*throws cream pies down on everyone after getting new stilts*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 08, 2016, 03:12:29 PM
 Make sure to eat your oranges, they're good for your eyes I hear.

*Lunches ;D carrot sticks at Amarith.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 03:51:27 PM
*Wobbles around on my stilts for a moment while the carrot sticks pelted up at me*
*Throws a fully cooked turkey stuffed with stuffing and mashed potatoes like a bomb to explode on everyone*
Haha! Take that!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 08, 2016, 03:57:58 PM
*Dumps a bucket of melted cheese over Amarith*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 04:04:48 PM
*Is on stilts so cheese plops back onto Eul*

*Splats a hot pizza down on Eul face*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lady Ashenwyte on July 08, 2016, 04:05:30 PM
*Throws caramel at Amarith*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 08, 2016, 04:06:46 PM
*Screams* *Places banana peels all over the ground so Amarith will trip and fall*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 08, 2016, 04:09:46 PM
*gets sticky pants*

*gets new pants*

*spills hot chicken noodle soup down on Lord Ashenwyte*

*Gets another pair of stilts and jumps onto them away from the banana peals*

*swipes at Eul to push her into the peals*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 08, 2016, 04:11:57 PM
*Places new banana peels around the new stilts and removes all stilts from the area* Hahahahaha!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 08, 2016, 04:35:31 PM

*Hurls roasted crickets up at Amarith,*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 08, 2016, 04:43:10 PM
/me fires meatball cannon at Eul.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 08, 2016, 11:56:03 PM
*Fires rapid-fire locust gun at everyone.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on July 09, 2016, 10:08:15 PM
*Pours hot chocolate down to wash the banana peals away*

*gets a face full of roasted crickets*

*Dodges locusts*

Hey! Raw locusts are not food! They're disgusting!

*rains down cooked spaghetti on everyone*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 10, 2016, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on July 09, 2016, 10:08:15 PM
*Pours hot chocolate down to wash the banana peals away*

*gets a face full of roasted crickets*

*Dodges locusts*

Hey! Raw locusts are not food! They're disgusting!

*rains down cooked spaghetti on everyone*

Talk to John the Baptist and get back to me on that one! ;D

*Is buried under spaghetti. Becomes the Spaghettinator, attacks Amy.*

Since I now AM food I can attack people myself! ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 11, 2016, 04:45:28 PM
Since Del is food we can eat him.
/me eats Del.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 13, 2016, 04:08:55 PM
But it's a food FIGHT not a food feast. ;D

*Pulverizes Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 13, 2016, 05:13:56 PM
I was hungry.

/me is pulverized.
/me throws crackers at Del.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: LT Sandpaw on July 13, 2016, 05:35:29 PM

*Picks up Del and uses him as a whip on Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Eulaliaaa! on July 13, 2016, 05:39:24 PM
*Beats Del with a turkey leg*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 13, 2016, 06:54:21 PM
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on July 13, 2016, 05:35:29 PM

*Picks up Del and uses him as a whip on Daskar.*
I ate Del.

Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on July 13, 2016, 05:39:24 PM
*Beats Del with a turkey leg*
See above.

/me throws Sandwiches at Sand.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 13, 2016, 09:30:48 PM
*Has very high acidic properties. Daskar dissolves, I tackle Eul.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 13, 2016, 10:09:29 PM
*Flat Lord Daskar easily trips Del using a slice of cheese.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 13, 2016, 10:10:49 PM
*Daskar's molecules lost their magnetism and fall through the earth into the core, where they are crushed and burned up.*

*Tackles Eul.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 13, 2016, 10:12:08 PM
*OP Lord Daskar returns from the dead.
/me locks Del in a cage of uncooked noodles for not using food to tackle Eul.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 13, 2016, 10:17:04 PM
*Delthion is the Spaghettinator, so he is food.*

*Dissolves the cage and tackles Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 13, 2016, 10:20:05 PM
Fine.

/me beats Del with a over-sized carrot.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 12:50:19 AM
*Pulverizes Daskar with a Shepherds Pie.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 14, 2016, 03:54:42 PM
/me reforms.

/me throws Deli meat at Del.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 05:26:16 PM
*Spaghettinates Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 14, 2016, 05:28:44 PM
/me beats Del with a Delicious pork chop.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 05:29:08 PM
*Eats Pork Chop.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 14, 2016, 05:38:03 PM
/me drowns Del in Deli Spirals.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 05:38:51 PM
*Throws Daskar into a deli using another deli!*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 14, 2016, 05:39:50 PM
/me use Delicacies to keep Del back.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 05:40:40 PM
*Throws some lobsters at Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 14, 2016, 05:42:20 PM
/me uses a Delicate macaroon to block the lobsters.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 05:45:03 PM
*Dumps hundreds of thousands of lobsters over Daskar.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2016, 06:45:57 PM
*Empties a barrel of haggis over Dask's head*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 08:23:38 PM
*Drowns Russa in Orange Juice.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:35:16 PM
*Eats floor haggis*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2016, 08:38:19 PM
*Smashes a pie into Del's face*

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:35:16 PM
*Eats floor haggis*
. . .
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 08:38:46 PM
*Smothers Russa with some lettuce.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2016, 08:41:59 PM
*Stabs Del with a carrot*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:42:34 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2016, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:35:16 PM
*Eats floor haggis*
. . .

Don't judge me!

*throws floor haggis in Russa's face*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 08:52:21 PM
*Eats carrot, then pelts Russa with donuts.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2016, 09:12:04 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:42:34 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 14, 2016, 08:38:19 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:35:16 PM
*Eats floor haggis*
. . .

Don't judge me!

*throws floor haggis in Russa's face*
*Is blinded with floor haggis and then pelted with Del's donuts*
*Throws a rotting cabbage at Del* *Throws an onion at Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 09:33:10 PM
*Gets knocked out by onion*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 10:18:15 PM
*Puts Russa in a giant unbaked calzone, puts it with her in the it in the oven. Is hit by rotten cabbage.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: The Skarzs on July 14, 2016, 10:47:34 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 14, 2016, 08:35:16 PM
*Eats floor haggis*
*Eye twitches.* . . . Sorry, what? Floor haggis?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 10:56:47 PM
What she meant was the Haggis on the floor. What she said was Haggis made out of floor. While we are on the subject of Haggis, I refuse to eat anything that is named after decomposing animals and plants! ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 16, 2016, 09:35:58 PM
Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 10:18:15 PM
*Puts Russa in a giant unbaked calzone, puts it with her in the it in the oven. Is hit by rotten cabbage.*
*Bursts out of oven and pelts Del with rotten eggs*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 17, 2016, 02:27:39 AM
*Spaghettinates Russa.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 20, 2016, 04:49:25 PM
/me throws lots of spaghetti at Del.
Soon he'll be too fat to move.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: The Skarzs on July 20, 2016, 05:20:31 PM
I doubt it. Have you seen how many people he's eaten whole?

Quote from: Delthion on July 14, 2016, 10:56:47 PM
What she meant was the Haggis on the floor. What she said was Haggis made out of floor. While we are on the subject of Haggis, I refuse to eat anything that is named after decomposing animals and plants! ;D
Haggis face.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 20, 2016, 08:48:40 PM
Quote from: Delthion on July 17, 2016, 02:27:39 AM
*Spaghettinates Russa.*
*Catapults a watermelon at Del*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 20, 2016, 09:13:21 PM
Quote from: Skarzs on July 20, 2016, 05:20:31 PM
I doubt it. Have you seen how many people he's eaten whole?

I saw he ate you. It was amusing.

/me throws more spaghetti at Del.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 20, 2016, 10:23:04 PM
Meh. *Spaghettinates Russa and Daskar while being clobbered with watermelons.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 24, 2016, 01:43:16 AM
*Breaks Del's nose with a stale biscuit*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on July 24, 2016, 03:41:30 AM
*Breaks Russa with a Fruit Cake!* ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 24, 2016, 01:39:48 PM
*Launches a cantaloupe at Russa*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 25, 2016, 01:59:20 PM
*Is hit by the cantaloupe and fruitcake* *Throws a pineapple at Rosie* *Whacks Del with a baguette*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 25, 2016, 02:34:57 PM
*Fires dark chocolate bullets at Russa*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 28, 2016, 12:59:48 AM
 *Gets hit by pineapple* Hey! Don't waste them! *Bakes a pineapple Pie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 28, 2016, 02:26:07 PM
Quote from: Dotti Lovegood on July 25, 2016, 02:34:57 PM
*Fires dark chocolate bullets at Russa*
Ouch! *Throws an apple at Dotti*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 28, 2016, 12:59:48 AM
*Gets hit by pineapple* Hey! Don't waste them! *Bakes a pineapple Pie*
Ooh! Can I have some?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 28, 2016, 02:28:51 PM
*Avoids the hurling apple*

Rosie, can I have some pie to hurl with?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 29, 2016, 12:10:33 AM
*Game show music starts* Heeeeellloo Everybody! Welcome to . . . THE FORUUM PIE COMPETITION! In this show you will each get three challenges and whoever finds out the most creative way to solve the problem wins the pie!!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Groddil on July 29, 2016, 12:13:04 AM
Hmm. I guess I'm joining.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 29, 2016, 12:29:09 AM
Please fill out this form to have a chance participate!

Spoiler
Name;
Age:
Want for the pie on a scale of one to ten:
Allowance of your possible squishedness on a scale of one to ten:


I hereby _____ to never cheat, lie, PP, DP, or become OP
[close]
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Groddil on July 29, 2016, 12:35:47 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on July 29, 2016, 12:29:09 AM
Please fill out this form to have a chance participate!

Spoiler
Name; Groddil
Age: 15
Want for the pie on a scale of one to ten: 10 (,000,000)
Allowance of your possible squishedness on a scale of one to ten: eh? I don't care how squished it is, I just want the pie.


I hereby swear? to never cheat, lie, PP, DP, or become OP During this contest
[close]
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Dotti Dillworthy on July 29, 2016, 01:51:46 PM
Already filled out!

Spoiler
Name: Dotti
Age: 20
Want for the pie on a scale of one to ten: 10 over 10
Allowance of your possible squishedness on a scale of one to ten: Don't even care as long as I am going to have some.


I hereby promise in the name of Salamandastron to never cheat, lie, PP, DP, or become OP. Cross my heart, and hope to die like a hero.
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Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Kitsune on July 29, 2016, 01:56:04 PM
I guess I'll join. It could be fun. :)

Name: Kitsune
Age: 17
Want for the pie on a scale of one to ten: 5
Allowance of your possible squishedness: 10 (squished pie is basically cobbler, which I like anyway)
I hereby promise to never cheat, lie, PP, DP, or become OP.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on July 29, 2016, 03:24:26 PM
Name; Russa
Age: 516
Want for the pie on a scale of one to ten: 10
Allowance of your possible squishedness on a scale of one to ten: I. Want. Pie. It doesn't matter if it's squished.


I hereby promise to never cheat, lie, PP, DP, or become OP
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 29, 2016, 07:14:32 PM
Name; His Imperial Majesty, Vilu Daskar.
Age: I'll go with 25, now I'm in my prime.
Want for the pie on a scale of one to ten: 7!
Allowance of your possible squishedness on a scale of one to ten: What?


I hereby _______ to never cheat, lie, PP, DP, or become OP This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 29, 2016, 09:52:33 PM
I have accepted All but, Daskar's application. Das, If you change a few things it will :)

Ok, the first challenge is :

You have each woken up in a dark dingy room with only your watch, a dirty lunch tray with half of a pineapple slice, and two pieces of bread with only a tiny piece of cheese in the middle. As you inspect the room closer you notice that you are actually in a small prison cell with a guard walking on the other side of the bars every 2 minutes.

I would also like to note that I will be playing all NPCs, so don't play any of them yourselves.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on July 29, 2016, 09:59:44 PM
Fine.

Age: 14

That thing on the bottom: Vilu Daskar.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 29, 2016, 10:01:21 PM
There we go :) Accepted
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Kitsune on July 30, 2016, 05:42:51 AM
OOC: Are the other players with us?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 30, 2016, 12:05:10 PM
OOC: Nope, you each have your own cell.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Kitsune on July 30, 2016, 03:39:02 PM
OOC: Ah, okay. Is the goal to get out I assume?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 30, 2016, 07:33:37 PM
Oh yeah I forgot to add that :P And yes :D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Kitsune on July 30, 2016, 10:57:08 PM
OOC: Okay!

Seeing that there was no way out of his sell at the moment, Kitsune decided that there was only two things he could do: wait, and plot his escape. He waited until the guard had passed, then got up and looked out into the hall. There were several other cells, all appearing empty, and a door at one end.

He had an idea. Quickly eating all of the food before the guard came back, he sat at the far end of the cell. When the footsteps got closer, he went to the bars, and on seeing the guard, asked "I'm done with my food, would you like the tray back?"
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on July 31, 2016, 12:42:50 PM
"Oh yes umm, leave it there. It will get taken away and refilled in the afternoon." The guard walked out the door as another new looking guard entered taking his place.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 01, 2016, 02:13:08 PM
Russa peeked through the bars at the guard patrolling the hallway. "Hey, dude, can you let me out of here?"
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2016, 02:24:00 PM
"Hey! You really think I'm that stupid to let a world class criminal out of their cell? Are you nuts!" The guard strode closer to the cell, "I'm keeping a better eye on you"  >:(  < His expression  Hey I need to keep some level of crazy here
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 01, 2016, 03:56:14 PM
Russa was confused and perplexed, but decided to wait and come up with a plan of escape. "Yeah, whatever. Um, can I have, like, a book or something? I'm obviously gonna be here for a while."
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2016, 04:28:22 PM
"Oh yeah umm," The Guard walked over to a small shelf and brought out two dictionary sized books and slipped them through the bars. He then walked back to his post.

You inspect the books closer to read the titles of, Personality Changing Tactics to Good Behavior and A History of Culinary Arts, Vol. 3
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 01, 2016, 04:34:40 PM
OOC: Luckily for me a friend gave me a $500 Steinhausen Watch.

IC: "Hey Guard! If you let me out I'll give you my expensive watch. It's got a genuine leather strap and you'll never have to change the battery, it recharges as you walk."
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2016, 04:56:34 PM
"Hey do you think I'm dumb or something! Why would I ever- wait, How expensive did you say that watch was?"
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 01, 2016, 05:02:18 PM
Five hundred dollars.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2016, 05:28:29 PM
"Nah, thats not enough." The guard walks back to his post and stands there with Plugs in his ears
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 01, 2016, 07:09:25 PM
OOC: I can yell very loudly. I'm sure he could here me.

IC: "WAIT! I COULD SHUT DOWN STEINHAUSEN IF I GOT OUT OF HERE! THE PRICE OF THE WATCH WOULD SHOOT UP!"
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 01, 2016, 07:11:29 PM
His awesome sunglasses and plugs are to disguise that he sleeps on the job :)
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 01, 2016, 07:13:01 PM
I throw the pineapple slice at him.

Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 01, 2016, 07:09:25 PM
OOC: I can yell very loudly. I'm sure he could here me.

IC: "WAIT! I COULD SHUT DOWN STEINHAUSEN IF I GOT OUT OF HERE! THE PRICE OF THE WATCH WOULD SHOOT UP!"
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 02, 2016, 11:01:16 PM
"Oi! What de ye think you're doing throwing moldy- er, perfectly fine pineapple chunks at me!" The guard walked closer to the prisoner's cell "An' I don' care how much that piece of junk is worth!"

OOC: I would also like to note that you are all in the same room, just not the same cell :)
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 03, 2016, 03:15:14 PM
Piece of junk! I must have shown you my second watch. The one my great-grandma gave me, she was given it at a hospital so it's not very good and the battery's already out.
/me holds up first watch outside the guard's reach.
This is the good one. It could be worth thousands if you let me out.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 03, 2016, 04:27:10 PM
"Oi! I'll show ya!" The guard said as he snatched at the watch
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 03, 2016, 07:35:16 PM
/me laughs as the guard tries to take the cheap watch that doesn't work.
/me moves to the back wall.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 03, 2016, 08:26:53 PM
OOC: I didn't :) I said I snatched at the watch

The guard fell as he jumped at the watch knocking himself out on the floor. Luckily there was no fatal wounds.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 03, 2016, 09:22:33 PM
OOC: I should read more carefully, I read your post twice.

I beat the lunch tray against the wall until it's in the shape of a hook. Then I reach down and try to hook the keys off of the guard.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 03, 2016, 10:41:00 PM
Russa peeked through the bars again and saw Vilu trying to hook the unconscious guard's keys on a bent tray. She put her tray through the bars and was able to push the guard's limp body slightly closer to Vilu so he could reach it better.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on August 03, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Delthion marches in, eats everything and leaves. ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 03, 2016, 10:48:18 PM
Quote from: Delthion on August 03, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Delthion marches in, eats everything and leaves. ;D

*Giant Boulder smashes Del to a pulp*

*A cloaked figure run into the room and hands everyone a plastic spoon* Take this, you'll need it. *The cloaked figure starts to run away*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 04, 2016, 02:05:16 AM
Russa took the spoon given to her by the cloaked figure and used it to pick the lock on her cell door. "Yes! I am free!"
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2016, 12:59:28 PM
*russa is teleported to a watching chamber with popcorn and Ice Cream :D*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 05, 2016, 03:58:30 PM
/me sees that Russa picked the lock with the spoon.
/me picks the lock with the spoon.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 06, 2016, 07:36:08 PM
O.o
o.O

*Eats a ton of popcorn and ice cream*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 06, 2016, 07:48:56 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 04, 2016, 12:59:28 PM
*Das is teleported to a watching chamber with popcorn and Ice Cream :D*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 19, 2016, 01:45:18 PM
Russa wins the first round!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 20, 2016, 06:40:57 PM
YAY!!!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 20, 2016, 09:05:44 PM
The second round is . . . Trivia that you probably don't know so you will have to make randon guesses!!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 22, 2016, 03:41:54 AM
Bring it. 8) ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 22, 2016, 12:36:40 PM
*clears throat* *awesome trivia music starts* What year was ice cream invented??
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 22, 2016, 04:08:10 PM
1553!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on August 22, 2016, 07:38:44 PM
*Doesn't know*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 26, 2016, 02:17:34 PM
Daskar won the first round! Now for this next one, you CANNOT use any internet to search for the answer! The question is, What year was the first Redwall book published?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 26, 2016, 04:17:34 PM
1995! 

How do you know I searched for that answer?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 26, 2016, 04:20:27 PM
Lucky guess?
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 26, 2016, 04:21:04 PM
What makes you think I didn't already know it?

Unless you're talking about my Redwall guess.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on August 26, 2016, 04:29:28 PM
It was just something I didn't think you would know
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lord Daskar on August 26, 2016, 04:29:54 PM
I didn't.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on September 24, 2016, 09:55:35 PM
HAH! So you admit it!
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on September 24, 2016, 10:38:15 PM
*tosses freshly cooked pineapple at Ami*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Lady Amber on September 24, 2016, 11:36:20 PM
*Throws hardened biscuits at Rosie*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on September 25, 2016, 01:43:05 PM
*swallows whole pineapple*

*dives in front of Rosie and swallows whole biscuits*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 16, 2016, 01:14:46 PM
*Throws a football at Ami*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: The Skarzs on October 30, 2016, 03:04:36 PM
*Pours strawberry fizz down Rosie's ear with a funnel.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Rosie Willowwater on October 30, 2016, 05:17:45 PM
*Melts from the inside out*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on October 30, 2016, 08:27:32 PM
*Catapults a watermelon at the next person to post*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on November 04, 2016, 03:43:22 AM
*Is pelted with a watermelon. Bowls Russa over with an asparagus then begins beating her to death with a pumpkin.* ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 04, 2016, 04:35:26 PM
*Lookz oot ze vindov* Ach, zomebein'z are comin' tae ze door.

*Door openz*
(http://culturecountermag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/KKOSPIES.gif)

Ach...Ve moight be in trouble...
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Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on November 05, 2016, 02:18:38 PM
Never fear Delthion's here! *Grabs giant pie and smashes them all over the head with a single blow, then leaves the pie plate there to contain them.*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 10, 2016, 11:13:34 PM
Quote from: Delthion on November 04, 2016, 03:43:22 AM
*Is pelted with a watermelon. Bowls Russa over with an asparagus then begins beating her to death with a pumpkin.* ;D
*Beats Del with a giant pretzel*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Delthion on November 11, 2016, 06:40:26 PM
/me grabs a rock hard baguette and crushes Russa's skull with it.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 12, 2016, 07:38:17 PM
/me breaks Dels neck with a potato.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on November 16, 2016, 11:19:56 PM
Hey a football isn't food! Russa, that must have been one hard potato..... O.o

*Smashes a lemon meringue pie into the face of-*

Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 16, 2016, 11:25:00 PM
*...A Deaz Defyin' Beaver vho vaz aboot tae Delthion*

*Launchez Ztravberry Zoop at Russa*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Amarith Waterspring on November 17, 2016, 02:02:40 AM
Noooooooo! *Tragically dives in front of Russa and swallows the soup*
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Russa Nodrey on November 17, 2016, 03:13:39 AM
Thief! I was gonna eat that! ;D
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on November 18, 2016, 08:11:32 PM
Me zizter ance tried tae make a Ztravberry Pie. Zat vaz ze rezult.
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Maudie on January 05, 2017, 06:39:34 PM
/me explodes an enormous banana cream pie
Title: Re: Food Fight 2.0
Post by: Hickory on January 05, 2017, 07:06:49 PM
Weapons of choice:

Caviar: An elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.
Hamburger: Pure American consumerism. Mass produced, but not terribly lethal.
Hot dog: American tradition. The Coney Dog variant is far more effective.
Submarine sandwich: Mid-range weapon, hefty at times. Use with steak, mushrooms, and provolone for increased damage.
Spaghetti: Italian tradition turned 'Murican. Slows down enemies in a sea of noodles.
Pizza: The Friday favorite of American school cafeterias. Best when you've scored a headshot.
Baguette: The ultimate melee weapon. Once in the hands of a skilled chef, no one can stand against it.
Casserole: Bane of American children everywhere. Dump it on your enemies for increased hit points, instead of catapulting it with a spoon.
Chocolate Chip Cookie: Food Frisbee. Hurl this deadly confectionary at the other side to instantly knock out a target. Ricochets until it hits someone.
Spicy Thai Curry: Capable of incapacitating even the "strongest" Southerner, this tongue-numbing liquid can stun targets for up to 5 minutes. Useful when in conjunction with
Fried Rice: Another Thai food, the shower of tiny grains of rice can totally destroy stunned opponents. Best used with above food.
Mashed Potatoes: The filler food of American bellies. Slop this over your opponents until they are covered in a mound of mush. Use the school cafeteria version for a stronger material.
Cream Pie: Famous. If thrown at an enemy's head, it will splatter whipped cream all over them, in addition to blinding them.
Fudge Brownies: Not lethal, but incredibly dangerous none the less. Once eaten, the brownie will glue the victim's mouth shut, preventing them from calling for reinforcements.

Defensive foods:

Water: This surprisingly versatile liquid can neutralize any traps. Counter: Oils.
Soda: Carbonated beverage. Useful to find out if enemies are approaching, after dumping the liquid on the floor it will remain in a perpetual state of semi-liquidity, which makes an annoying sticking sound when stepped on.
Pancakes: drive back your enemies with floppy circles. Who falls to a pancake? you might ask. More like ten pancakes launched simultaneously. Plaster that pesky juggernaut with hundreds of circular pastries. Then dump maple syrup on them to add insult to injury.
Waffles: Knock-off pancakes. Hardly as effective, yet useful as secondary ammunition.
Ham and cheese sandwich: Leave the mayo off this sandwich to make a dry tasting lunch that falls apart halfway through launching! Swamp the enemy in hundreds of slices of meat, cheese, and whole-grain bread. Disgusting!
PB&J: It's great the first time, but sucks the next. Annoy the enemy with that one drop of jam that JUST WON'T RUB OFF!

WMDs:

Bacon: This delicious slice of pork just can't be refused. Shower your enemies in bacon laced with cyanide. Watch them gorge themselves on the "spoils of war" and then foam at the mouth before keeling over!
Cinnamon Crunch cereal: This irresistibly delicious breakfast cereal addicts your enemies to its tasty crunch! Watch from afar as the enemy's country crumbles over a crippling reliance on breakfast cereal!
Calzone: This level-up on the normal pizza slice can decimate enemy lines. Arm the bomb and set it in place! The contained heat inside the delicious crust will eventually explode in a blast of hot air! Useful for taking out enemy emplacements.
Burrito: No matter what's in it, this Mexican food will blast away - literally - your enemy. Take a bite, blow in, and watch a missile made of beans, sour cream, rice, steak, corn, tomatoes, and various other delicious foods smash into the enemy camp and leave a smoking crater.