Swol people only. *Drinks a protien shake.*
*Duplexes Skars*
AM STRONK
What is. . . Swol?
Me kin o' plaice.
Why is that picture in existence?! Don't ruin a perfectly good picture of a seagull. . . . I like seagulls.
(http://i.imgur.com/0RcwP1r.jpg)
That's terrible.
@the weird photos
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ckvuK4mlUuohi/giphy.gif)
Respect the swol.
Never! ;D
If that's what swol is, I am definitely swol.
Pigeons?....
"Swol" means to have large muscles.
More or less.
Mm, I wanted to phrase it simply for those new to the swol life.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 01, 2020, 05:28:53 PM
"Swol" means to have large muscles.
Ah, well then Teer is...swol...?
I don't know; is she?
She's strong, that's for sure. Possibly stronger than me, and I'm significantly bigger than her.
Hello! I'd like to join the Swol Club.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on May 01, 2020, 09:36:01 PM
She's strong, that's for sure. Possibly stronger than me, and I'm significantly bigger than her.
You obviously haven't play fought with her for quite some time, she can get me in head lock now...
*flexes* Yep, I'm swol. Probably (definitely) not as swol as the majority of guys, but, for a girl, I'm pretty strong, though I still can't pop rivets with only one hand. I'm working on it. (It would likely help if my hands were big enough to reach both handles of the pop riveter) *sigh* Alas, I may be destined to using both hands forever. *closes eyes to reflect on the tragedy of the situation*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2020, 02:49:56 AM
Hello! I'd like to join the Swol Club.
*Squints one eye dramatically at Russa.* I dunno... are you
swol enough?
Kade, don't be mean. She's swol enough. Can't you see her huge muscles?
No.
Meanie.
I think it's swol to be mean, Teer...
I'm pretty sure I'm swol! Can I join?
*tackle hugs Jarky in this topic too*
Quote from: lass of something much on May 04, 2020, 06:03:34 AM
I think it's swol to be mean, Teer...
No it isn't. Swol beasts carry stuff and build other stuff. They don't need to be mean.
Jarky!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:34:52 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2020, 02:49:56 AM
Hello! I'd like to join the Swol Club.
*Squints one eye dramatically at Russa.* I dunno... are you swol enough?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 04, 2020, 04:47:07 AM
Kade, don't be mean. She's swol enough. Can't you see her huge muscles?
*Holds up my stick arms proudly*
O.o
Food, anybeast?
Yep. *begins frying eggs*
*Eats half fried eggs*
*Burns an egg 'cause I'm bad at cooking such things*
*sighs and eats poached eggs because Jarky ate all the ones that were frying*
He suffers from what we call "roid rage".
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 04, 2020, 06:31:51 AM
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Jarky!
Quote from: Kade Rivok on May 04, 2020, 03:34:52 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 03, 2020, 02:49:56 AM
Hello! I'd like to join the Swol Club.
*Squints one eye dramatically at Russa.* I dunno... are you swol enough?
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on May 04, 2020, 04:47:07 AM
Kade, don't be mean. She's swol enough. Can't you see her huge muscles?
You need some protein, little missy.
Specifically, bacon and eggs. That'll give you some muscle. (Especially if you kill the bacon yourself)
But I don't know how to kill bacon. O_o
*Flexes* Who's interested in hearing about my rigorous workout routine?
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Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2020, 02:59:26 AM
*Flexes* Who's interested in hearing about my rigorous workout routine?
*Claps paws* Ooh! Me! Me, me, me, ME!
Nice, Worty. :laugh:
*Waits*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2020, 02:59:26 AM
But I don't know how to kill bacon. O_o
*Flexes* Who's interested in hearing about my rigorous workout routine?
You whack it with a cleaver a few times, then dump it in boiling water for a while before pulling it out and scraping all the hair off. (With your bare hands, of course) Once you've done that, I'll tell you the next bit.
Workout routine? Sure.
It all starts when I wake up SUPER early. Sleep is for the weak after all. *Flexes stick arms* And I am not weak.
So, I get up at about 9:00. It is then that my workout begins. I start by expertly walking down an entire flight of stairs. Yes, you heard me. An entire flight of stairs. Next, I eat breakfast. This varies, depending on what happens to be in the fridge, but it's always incredibly healthy. Next, I apply myself to my studies. This part is very difficult and often involves writing. After completing this part of my workout my ripped arms are aching, but it doesn't stop there. Next, I ride a bike around town and maybe get some groceries if my parents ask me to. During all this, I wear a backpack which weighs approximately two (2) pounds and even more if there's a loaf of bread in it. When I come home I eat dinner. It's totes difficult. Next, I go back up the stairs to my room. Yes, two flights of stairs in one day. I'm not joking. Next, I go to sleep. This is my favorite part because it gives my muscles a rest before the next day of strenuous activity.
Obviously, I couldn't include my entire workout, it would be too long. Those are just the important parts. *Flexes stick arms* Swol.
Wow. Now I know why you're so strong.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on May 05, 2020, 03:49:29 AM
It all starts when I wake up SUPER early. Sleep is for the weak after all. *Flexes stick arms* And I am not weak.
So, I get up at about 9:00. It is then that my workout begins. I start by expertly walking down an entire flight of stairs. Yes, you heard me. An entire flight of stairs. Next, I eat breakfast. This varies, depending on what happens to be in the fridge, but it's always incredibly healthy. Next, I apply myself to my studies. This part is very difficult and often involves writing. After completing this part of my workout my ripped arms are aching, but it doesn't stop there. Next, I ride a bike around town and maybe get some groceries if my parents ask me to. During all this, I wear a backpack which weighs approximately two (2) pounds and even more if there's a loaf of bread in it. When I come home I eat dinner. It's totes difficult. Next, I go back up the stairs to my room. Yes, two flights of stairs in one day. I'm not joking. Next, I go to sleep. This is my favorite part because it gives my muscles a rest before the next day of strenuous activity.
Obviously, I couldn't include my entire workout, it would be too long. Those are just the important parts. *Flexes stick arms* Swol.
Sounds pretty strenuous. You need to remember to take breaks so you don't wear yourself out, and eat some snacks along the way to keep your metabolism and energy up.
*Is laughing* :laugh:
I think my laptop just died. Shame I didn't save those stories.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hah! Joke's on you. My computer auto saves so my stories are fine.
*Finger guns* Niiiiiiiiiiice
*finger shadow puppet dog* Yep.
*Howlz*
*Is so swol.*
*Is swol and tol*
Get out of here poser.
Oi, no name-calling.
I'm not calling him a name, I'm declaring what he is. A poser.
Meh.
Cool, Skarz has a club ;D :D... I'm not as much of a stick as I used to be. XD I have been working out (weight lifting and stuff). My goal is to turn the tables and be the person that people ask to open the pickle jar for them XD
:laugh: Nice.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 12, 2020, 09:17:10 PM
Cool, Skarz has a club ;D :D... I'm not as much of a stick as I used to be. XD I have been working out (weight lifting and stuff). My goal is to turn the tables and be the person that people ask to open the pickle jar for them XD
Noice indeed *thumbs up*
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
It is! :P
Yeaaaaah....
I've been trying to find ways to incorporate more veggies into my meals so if you want ideas I may be able to help. I know it doesn't help that I just made an entire cake but still...
It was a very good cake though XD
We can all band together as a family and juice our 4 bags of carrots that have been going bad in the fridge.
I know exactly how to be healthy ;D
... carrots should not be a liquid. o--o XP
You're not going to be happy when I tell you that we would probably be adding your least favorite vegetable, celery, to the mix as well. ;D
Oh, hi Faiy. Yes, I have a club.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 12:01:22 AM
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
Exactly. That's why you should just not eat! It works really well! *is very thin at this point....passes out*
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2020, 04:58:45 AM
You're not going to be happy when I tell you that we would probably be adding your least favorite vegetable, celery, to the mix as well. ;D
Celery is an abomination.
Oooh, carrot juice is goooood! (Celery makes it more so) You should add some beetroot too.
Another way to incorporate more vegetables is mashed veggies. The essentials are Kumara, spinach and a bit of curry powder, then you add whatever other vegetables you have and some extra spices, plus a bit of butter to mash it. Yum, yum.
Very interesting. *Eats another brownie*
Brownie is bad for you. You'll never grow big and strong like me if you eat stuff like that.
Also, celery is amazing.
B-But I'm already tol.
It is?
Maybe so, but you won't ever be strong if you don't eat healthy.
It is.
True.
Are you sure?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 13, 2020, 08:47:48 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2020, 04:58:45 AM
You're not going to be happy when I tell you that we would probably be adding your least favorite vegetable, celery, to the mix as well. ;D
Celery is an abomination.
Why does celery even exist? It is odourless, tasteless (or we'd prefer it if it was), made almost entirely of water, and among the most hated vegetables known to man.
Heh. Perfect. (Even if it isn't true)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2020, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 12:01:22 AM
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
Exactly. That's why you should just not eat! It works really well! *is very thin at this point....passes out*
... That's part of my problem... XP I don't want to eat healthy... but I don't want to eat unhealthy either... so my brain just goes, problem solved just don't eat... which is unhealthy... XP
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 13, 2020, 08:47:48 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2020, 04:58:45 AM
You're not going to be happy when I tell you that we would probably be adding your least favorite vegetable, celery, to the mix as well. ;D
Celery is an abomination.
YES! You understand. You burn more calories eating celery than you gain. I don't need any more help burning calories XP
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2020, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 12:01:22 AM
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
Exactly. That's why you should just not eat! It works really well! *is very thin at this point....passes out*
... That's part of my problem... XP I don't want to eat healthy... but I don't want to eat unhealthy either... so my brain just goes, problem solved just don't eat... which is unhealthy... XP
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 13, 2020, 08:47:48 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2020, 04:58:45 AM
You're not going to be happy when I tell you that we would probably be adding your least favorite vegetable, celery, to the mix as well. ;D
Celery is an abomination.
YES! You understand. You burn more calories eating celery than you gain. I don't need any more help burning calories XP
Celery is glorious. It is a beautiful thing to eat and we all should because it is delicious.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2020, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 12:01:22 AM
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
Exactly. That's why you should just not eat! It works really well! *is very thin at this point....passes out*
... That's part of my problem... XP I don't want to eat healthy... but I don't want to eat unhealthy either... so my brain just goes, problem solved just don't eat... which is unhealthy... XP
Huh, I thought I was the only one...Next thing ya know it we'll have a malnourished club XD
Nooooo, we should have a "Being Healthy Encouragement" club. Then we can all get healthier! I have the same problem as you guys and most of the time I just need someone to tell me exactly what to eat because I am just too indecisive
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2020, 05:45:55 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2020, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 12:01:22 AM
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
Exactly. That's why you should just not eat! It works really well! *is very thin at this point....passes out*
... That's part of my problem... XP I don't want to eat healthy... but I don't want to eat unhealthy either... so my brain just goes, problem solved just don't eat... which is unhealthy... XP
Huh, I thought I was the only one...Next thing ya know it we'll have a malnourished club XD
Yeah, for me it is an executive dysfunction thing (related to my ADHD) *I say as I am eating mac n cheese XD XP*
Rice. Eggs. Chicken. Beets. Avocados. Squash. Fish.
There's all kinds of healthy and tasty foods to eat. Depending on what you're trying to accomplish you can change what and how much you intake. Good fats, proteins, fiber, vitamin and essential amino acid containing foods, etc.
Oooh, those are good suggestions. The problems start to creep in when you have to deal with allergies and dietary restrictions, though. Kreg and TJ are the only people in our family who don't have some major dietary restriction, and even then TJ is picky about certain foods from a preference perspective.
All that to say, we eat a lot of pasta for our dinners :P
But there are still plenty of options, even with allergies.
No nuts, eggs, or dairy are the main ones.
Then if you want everyone to be able to eat the whole meal (which we don't always do) you have to avoid avocados, melons, bananas, kiwis, any meal over 9 grams of fat, wheat, tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, onions, soy, and chocolate.
And then you can get into preferences, but that is a bit too picky and I think you get my point :P
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2020, 09:03:31 PM
No nuts, eggs, or dairy are the main ones.
Then if you want everyone to be able to eat the whole meal (which we don't always do) you have to avoid avocados, melons, bananas, kiwis, any meal over 9 grams of fat, wheat, tomatoes, potatoes, peppers, onions, soy, and chocolate.
And then you can get into preferences, but that is a bit too picky and I think you get my point :P
O.O
Yup. XD XP Meal planning is Fuuuun... XP
Solution: Cook your own meals.
Quote from: 321tumbler on June 13, 2020, 03:21:59 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 03:20:30 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 13, 2020, 06:47:11 AM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 13, 2020, 12:01:22 AM
I just need to start eating better and I'll be set XD XP... it is so hard to eat healthy XP
Exactly. That's why you should just not eat! It works really well! *is very thin at this point....passes out*
... That's part of my problem... XP I don't want to eat healthy... but I don't want to eat unhealthy either... so my brain just goes, problem solved just don't eat... which is unhealthy... XP
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 13, 2020, 08:47:48 AM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 13, 2020, 04:58:45 AM
You're not going to be happy when I tell you that we would probably be adding your least favorite vegetable, celery, to the mix as well. ;D
Celery is an abomination.
YES! You understand. You burn more calories eating celery than you gain. I don't need any more help burning calories XP
Celery is glorious. It is a beautiful thing to eat and we all should because it is delicious.
Firstly: I agree.I'm glad somebeast here has good taste.
Secondly: Welcome back! I hope you're here to stay.
QuoteAll that to say, we eat a lot of pasta for our dinners :P
Haha, that's great.
Pasta is cheap, filling, versatile and gorgeous :D
It's also packed with gluten and has very little actual nutrition. (It does taste good)
Spagoot is delightful.
Meh.
Spaghetti = Life
It's not that good.
I'm exaggerating, but it is very good.
Mhmm. What do you like having on it?
Uh...nothing. Wait a sec. Does spaghetti mean just noodles or noodles and spaghetti sauce to you?
Spaghetti is the pasta only.
You're right. Sometimes people say spaghetti and mean pasta and sauce... Sadly, I am one of those people.
Ah, see. Fair enough. What ingredients do you make your pasta sauce with? (Besides tomato)
Unfortunately, I have never actually made spaghetti sauce... -_-
...Oh. That's... interesting.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 14, 2020, 11:33:54 AM
You're right. Sometimes people say spaghetti and mean pasta and sauce... Sadly, I am one of those people.
Very few people eat spaghetti without the sauce, though, so you aren't exactly wrong.
If you have the ultimate pasta meal, "Pasta Bacon Surprise", you won't need sauce. It is the perfect blend of bacon, pasta, and surprise all wrapped into one.
I mean, unless you want to add salsa like a crazy person ;D
PS: I dare you to guess what the surprise is in "Pasta Bacon Surprise". Only true friends shall pass
PPS: Don't worry, I don't care what you say about this post, I am just being really weird ;D
*Hides PM.*
There is no surprise.
. . .
What? No, of course I didn't cheat! :laugh:
Quote from: Verdauga on June 14, 2020, 02:33:31 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 14, 2020, 11:33:54 AM
You're right. Sometimes people say spaghetti and mean pasta and sauce... Sadly, I am one of those people.
Very few people eat spaghetti without the sauce, though, so you aren't exactly wrong.
I do sometimes, when I forget to buy the sauce XD
Hah!
This is the most interesting discussion about spaghetti that I've been a part of to date.
It is quite entertaining, is it not? Spaghetti is alright, but I actually prefer other shaped pasta. (That sentence sounds wrong) Penne, for example, is equally delicious and significantly tidier.
Yup, penne is good too.
How do you feel about macaroni?
It's alright, but I certainly prefer my pasta in bigger pieces.
Here is a nice list of pastas:
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Out of these, which are your favorites? My personal fav is angel hair because it is the most fun to eat.
Also, I feel bad for Skarzs' poor topic being overthrown by pasta fanatics :P
That's a very helpful guide. My favorite is either spaghetti or angel hair.
Penne is my favourite.
Back on topic, are meatballs included when you say spaghetti?
Usually, no, but I don't know what other people say.
I really like rotini, spaghetti, and angel hair the most, but I like most pastas (minus farfalle because they are rarely cooked through to the middle and get chewy) partially because we eat them so much, and also because you can do so much with them. Most people associate pasta (mainly spaghetti) with tomato sauce, but I have many dishes like a creamy garlic sauce, homemade cheese sauce, alfredo, or just some olive oil, oregano, and garlic powder (and sometimes lemon juice) that I make often that are not tomato based that are really good too. :)
I eat meatballs in many ways (like for lunch today) without pasta so I see them as a dish of there own or a component of many different dishes.
Ah, at last. Somebeast who prepares the sauces themselves too! Wonderful. What do you put in your cheese sauce? Most beasts have some 'secret ingredient' that's said to make their cheese sauce better than everybeast else's cheese sauce.
I usually buy any marinara sauce, cook it with some ground beef and onions, then the secret is to add the perfect amount of salt, sugar, and fish sauce.
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KA Clue!!!
V nz gur
Yo, this is my swol club. Go to the kitchen club.
The kitchen is currently filled with a matrimonial war that most of us don't want to get in the way of. This is the most conveniently available place to have this discussion.
*Throws weights at the sauces.*
*the sauces dodge and stick their tongues saucily out at Skarzs*
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on June 15, 2020, 03:26:29 AM
I usually buy any marinara sauce, cook it with some ground beef and onions, then the secret is to add the perfect amount of salt, sugar, and fish sauce.
But that's not cheese sauce. Cheese sauce is a basic white sauce with cheese in it.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 15, 2020, 05:08:40 AM
Yo, this is my swol club. Go to the kitchen club.
*Lifts a small weight to stay on topic*
Wow, that's impressive. How heavy is that? Like, a hundred grams?
*Still not used to using the metric system, but knows that is very small* No, it's, like, 4 kilos or something crazy.
Wow, that's a lot. You're really strong.
Yes, I know, but I try not to let it go to my head.
Fair enough.
:P
Did you know, I can just about lift five kilos. Pretty good, huh?
Bruuuh, that's, like, 450 pounds! What is your secret?!
No, I'm pretty sure 5 kilos is about ten pounds, give or take. Still pretty impressive.
I know. Just being stupid.
That is most impressive.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 15, 2020, 12:25:08 PM
What is your secret?!
Top secret information on why I'm so strong
Celery.
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS.
Heh.
Meh.
THE GYM HAS REOPENED.
Oh, great. Thanks for telling us.
(https://i.redd.it/l8221vv3o6y41.jpg)
Wow, you're so slow it looks like you're not moving.
Well done for not freaking out about his shirt (or lack thereof), Lass.
What happened to exercising naked?
. . .
. . .
. . .
Moving on...
Celery. Celery is disgusting.
Celery is amazing.
Lies!
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 16, 2020, 07:30:28 AM
What happened to exercising naked?
It was never a thing, despite you trying to make it one.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 16, 2020, 11:47:27 AM
. . .
. . .
. . .
Moving on...
Celery. Celery is disgusting.
I AM SORE. BUT THE SWOL IS COMING BACK BETTER THAN EVER.
Good for you.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 17, 2020, 02:47:58 AM
I AM SORE. BUT THE SWOL IS COMING BACK BETTER THAN EVER.
You let the swol go away? Pffft, amateur.
Meanie.
I got more swol during lockdown than I'd ever been in my life.
Then I abandoned all exercise as a been there, done that thing.
HAH. Pretty accurate, actually :D
It still looks impressive, for a stick of a girl, but it's not hard anymore.
Heh, you're probably still more muscular than I am. ::)
I'm not so sure. Even when I was stronger, Lass could still beat me in a fight.
o_o
You two remind me of my older brothers :laugh:
Ah, that's nice. From what I've heard and seen, your older brothers are very likeable beasts.
Quote from: Verdauga on June 18, 2020, 01:18:47 AM
o_o
You two remind me of my older brothers :laugh:
Funny coincidence, but they also remind me of two of my sisters. :P
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 01:10:25 AM
I'm not so sure. Even when I was stronger, Lass could still beat me in a fight.
That's no surprise. Lass can beat me, and I'm bigger than her. You're smaller than her, so...
Yeah, but I was strong.
My calf muscles are very sore from many attempts at jump roping (jumping rope?), but I can already feel my swolness increasing.
Yeeeees, feeeeeel the buuuuuuuuuurn.
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Heh
I really need to watch that movie.
Me too. (After SoHeNaNoWriMo, we should do a wickedly lazy weekend in which we watch multiple movies and don't do any writing at all)
I have the sudden urge to tightly hug the both of you around the neck.
I have opened the new pickle jar XD I have achieved greatness XD XD all this exercise has paid off XD
*Claps in admiration.*
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 19, 2020, 04:42:23 PM
I have opened the new pickle jar XD I have achieved greatness XD XD all this exercise has paid off XD
You should put this in your sig.
Agreed.
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 19, 2020, 04:42:23 PM
I have opened the new pickle jar XD I have achieved greatness XD XD all this exercise has paid off XD
NOW OPEN TWO
YES
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 02:55:36 PM
I have the sudden urge to tightly hug the both of you around the neck.
*whimpers and takes a backward step away from Kade* Why, may I ask?
Because you haven't seen The Emperor's New Groove.
It's not my fault! I was never introduced to it! Please don't. *closes eyes tightly*
I'll forgive you if you start watching within the next 30 seconds.
*panics*
*Smiles winningly.* Times up.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 19, 2020, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 19, 2020, 04:42:23 PM
I have opened the new pickle jar XD I have achieved greatness XD XD all this exercise has paid off XD
NOW OPEN TWO
Hahaha XD
What cruelty :P
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 09:22:25 PM
*Smiles winningly.* Times up.
*chokes with fear and flees*
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Quote from: The Skarzs on June 19, 2020, 08:16:31 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on June 19, 2020, 04:42:23 PM
I have opened the new pickle jar XD I have achieved greatness XD XD all this exercise has paid off XD
NOW OPEN TWO
Hahaha XD
What cruelty :P
It's not cruelty it's sadism.
Can't spell sadism with cruelty.
*has fled* (Thanks for distracting him, guys!)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2020, 02:55:36 PM
I have the sudden urge to tightly hug the both of you around the neck.
Just you try, fluff ball. *flexes threateningly*
*Stuffs Teer into my fluff.* You hush
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 01:57:50 PM
*Stuffs Teer into my fluff.*
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Considering Teer's normal size, it's also improbable.
*has safely escaped*
*Closes off the exits, ensuring the escape.*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 20, 2020, 01:57:50 PM
*Stuffs Teer into my fluff.* You hush
*suffocates and dies*
Why are you so fragile, as of late?
*Glares at Kade.*
When will you learn?
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?
THAT YOUR ACTIONS? HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!
Are- are you not sure if it's MY actions that have consequences?
(I mess with punctuation to denote vocal fluctuations. Kinda calling attention to "actions" with a rising pitch, and denoting the rhetoricality. )
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 21, 2020, 01:15:47 PM
Why are you so fragile, as of late?
(Because you just dodge my aggression, so this is the only way to spite you)
Well maybe if somebeast hadn't disowned me ::)
(Well I tried to repent of my actions, but you're obviously holding a grudge)
Indeed. You can't just "take back" disownment. ^-^
It will forever be a wound upon my heart that I will cover up with excessive power lifting.
(Well then, I'm dead anyway, so you can just be miserable in the knowledge that we departed forever without having resolved our conflict and my soul will be forever in anguish because of it)
*Heimlich's Teer back to life.*
*remains dead*
*Heimliching intensifies.*
*is already entirely dead, so death doesn't intensify*
Darn, and I just had the itch to give somebeast foot rubs. Guess that won't be happening.
You missed your opportunity.
So it would seem.
So I suppose it's time for me to take revenge...
She went and died on her own. I had nothing to do with it.
You suffocated her.
*Prepared an AED for Teer.* CLEAR!
I'm opaque, actually.
*Defibrilator shocks Teer.*
waitnoi'mstILLHOLDINGHE- *Gets zapped as well*
*screams* Kade!
Why do you think I yelled "clear"? It means clear the area!
*remains entirely dead*
(Heh, Kade got defibrillated for nothing.)
(He deserved it)
*Glowers at Teer*
*Also glowers at Teer*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 22, 2020, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 22, 2020, 06:34:56 AM
(He deserved it)
(AHAH! No full-stop!)
(Child, one doesn't have use a full stop as well as a parenthesisisisiss. It's unnecessary)
*Recovers from getting defibed... somehow. Throws Teer over his shoulder and stalks away.* You'll regret being dead, little missy.
You leave her body right here. We don't move her until the paramedics come.
*Sirens approach*
*Has already left with Teer.*
*Sirens leave*
FOLLOW HIM! HE'S RUNNING AWAY WITH A DEAD BODY! THAT IS WRONG ON MANY LEVELS.
THAT IS TRUE, ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. COME, LET'S GET HIM. *Chases Kade, who is carrying the dead body of Teer*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:35:13 PM
*Recovers from getting defibed... somehow. Throws Teer over his shoulder and stalks away.* You'll regret being dead, little missy.
*remains dead*
What's worse, that's perfectly good protein I could eat.
(That's a slightly dire thought. If I weren't dead, I'd probably be scared)
(So be comforted. You're going towards a good cause.)
(It is a great comfort. Thank you)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 02:35:13 PM
*Recovers from getting defibed... somehow. Throws Teer over his shoulder and stalks away.* You'll regret being dead, little missy.
She can't regret anything if she's dead. Also, put her back, you fluffy thief!
*is still entirely dead*
(Hush, you're in another topic now.)
(Oh? Which one?)
(I took her to the hospital)
(Ah, see.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 23, 2020, 04:20:24 AM
(Hush, you're in another topic now.)
(I'm still dead)
(Until Verdie un-deads you, naturally.)
Nah, that Teer get et. They're apparently trying to save a different Teer now? Not sure.
Oh. Okay then.
This place get's weird some times.
PROTEIN
Mm, quite so.
Posting this from the gym.
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 19, 2020, 02:15:49 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 01:10:25 AM
I'm not so sure. Even when I was stronger, Lass could still beat me in a fight.
That's no surprise. Lass can beat me, and I'm bigger than her. You're smaller than her, so...
Is this what it feels like to be cool?
. . . and down and up and down and up. . .
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 10:41:58 PM
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 19, 2020, 02:15:49 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 18, 2020, 01:10:25 AM
I'm not so sure. Even when I was stronger, Lass could still beat me in a fight.
That's no surprise. Lass can beat me, and I'm bigger than her. You're smaller than her, so...
Is this what it feels like to be cool?
Yes.
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 25, 2020, 01:10:06 AM
. . . and down and up and down and up. . .
AAAAANYTHING I DO IS NO SIIIIINNN!!. . . SO LET THE CHAOS... BEGIIN!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 25, 2020, 01:10:06 AM
. . . and down and up and down and up. . .
You're doing... push ups?
Exercise.
I see. (You know, I'm not as strong as I was but I still find the ability to drop and do fifteen decent pushups with little effort)
I still find the ability to drop and go to sleep for over 15 minutes with little effort.
Wait 'till you unlock the ability to sleep without having to even drop! It's a game changer.
:laugh: